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Champions and 6 times European Cup winners Liverpool host Arsenal

LINEUPS:
LIVERGODS:
Liverpool XI to play Arsenal: Alisson; Szoboszlai, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez; Gravenberch, Mac Allister; Salah, Wirtz, Gakpo; Ekitike.

Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori, Rice, Zubimendi, Merino, Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli
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How many today for Floppian Auschwirtz?
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What we drinking lads?
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>>150512482
water
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>>150512409
>>150512409
>>150512409
real thread
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>>150512548
kys
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>>150512409
>>150512409
>>150512409
move here
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>>150512548
'no'

>Arteta playing Merino
Slurper incoming
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2-1 Arsenal IMO
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Is Odegaard injured?
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>>150512713
just shite
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>3 DMs
Arteta will pay for his crimes to football
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>>150512482
Dwarven Stout
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>>150512482
OJ and lemonade
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this thread is for scousers only
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>>150512460
Last digit
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What's going to be the Arsenal excuse today? It has been raining today 2bf
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>>150512409
>>150512409
>>150512409
>>150512409
real thread here
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That is the most Stoke FC lineup I have ever seen
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How many set piece goals today?
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>>150513184
Remember when Liverpool tried to overwater their pitch a couple of seasons ago to put off Arsenal, and it just resulted in Trent missing a sitter and Klopp getting injured by his own player?
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>>150513396
You mean when Declan Rice pulled off the greatest defensive move of all time?
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>>150512409
>>150512409
>>150512409
>>150512409
more posts in this thread
we can recycle later if needed
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low-block sides like arsenal will be perfect games for wirtzlingz
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GAS!
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>Milly putting 115 in their place
Basado
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>>150512482
Lemon water
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my nigga fwirtz just needed more time
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>>150512364
Are free streams still a thing? Not paying 699 SEK for 1 month of PL (£55).
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>>150514516
That's expensive as fuck, I pay 17 eurobucks for all major leagues + champions league. They even have "conference broadcast" for when there's 3 or 4 matches at the same time, they just switch between the matches based on what's happening.

Futbol libre should still work though.
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thank god for footy sundays
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>>150514577
>>150514516
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>>150514516
>>150514577
>>150514712
>>150514767
we're in here stragglers
>>150512409
>>150512409
>>150512409
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Shit thread
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Shit match
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How's he not booked for that
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>this match
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SSSSLUUUURRRRPPPPPPP
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God this is dull and I say that as an F1 fan
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>>150516177
the real problem
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>>150513396
i remember that
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will never watch your league again after this
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>>150516205
cant even be arsed to watch just got it on and scrolling elsewhere
also dont care about either teams to be fair
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Salad murder
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>>150516209
turns out xGfags are right for once
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>>150516184
>>150516196
>>150516203
>>150516205
>they fell for le big 6 match again
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what does he do?
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its a real chess match
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BORING ASS SLURPER
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yet another dive from arselel. Where are the yellow cards?
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If you see the game you don't see Wirtz, but if you see Wirtz you don't see the game.
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>>150516225
Not receiving passes from his team mates
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>gf finally done putting on make up
>she will go out with her friends
>finally time to tune in to the beautiful game
happy sunday to you lads
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>>150516209
>big zirks
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>>150516205
Never understood sitting down to watch F1. Watches cars go around a track 300 times sounds like and waste of time
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>>150516222
joke's on you I'm not even watching it
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>>150516216
We never want any of your players or managers after this week
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Another corner
Another shirt pull from Liverpool
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What's the refund policy on Wirtz?
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>>150516220
why did he run in front of him and then stop?
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>pool playing for a draw at home
cowards
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These cunts are so autistic
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>>150516225
IRL capeshit posting (allegedly, he would have to score first)
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Why do they keep trying to find another pass? Just fookin shoot
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>>150516065
era
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Ref has to get the card out for simulation these dudes are just flopping as soon as they get in the box.
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>>150516225
His hair
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I like Wirtz because he’s a rare zoomer with a proper German name like Florian and isn’t called some shit like Mario or Andre or Kevin
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How does a La Masia product grow up to be a fucking haramball terrorist?
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>>150516225
Probably flop and try to scam penalties, like the rest of his team, I dunno I don't watch arseanal lul
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>>150516238
I just like watching fast cars
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boring?
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>>150516254
why dont they get yellowed for diving?
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>>150516245
NEIN
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>>150516259
moyesified at everton
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I can see this ending 0-0
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>>150516254
why aren't you fighting russians
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PGMOL actively covering for Liverpool at this point. Multiple penalties should have been given
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>>150516259
You would understand if you knew that Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.
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>>150516235
>letting your gf go out with her (((friends)))
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booooo (both teams)
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>>150516273
giving it credit that
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is anfield always this quiet????
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Reff needs to go into the change rooms at half time and warn them they'll get a card if they continue to simulate.
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>>150516259

because he’s basque. they learned football from the English.
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SLUUURP
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>>150516277
Pussy refs
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HALFTIME /AN/ POSTS
DISREGARD ALL SLAGPOSTERS
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>same players flopping every time
Refs a willy
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That was actually like the match from that episode of The Simpsons
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>Run all the way to the oppositions end with superior numbers
>Wait till they catch up to you
>Pass backwards
Arteta ball makes no sense to me
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>>150516286
mamy
always
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>>150516273
won't stop Peter from screaming players names into my ear drums every time they look like they might have a shot
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Post cute feet
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Arsenal have completely dominated the chances. But you just know VAR will gift Liverpool a late penalty. Put the house on it.
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Refund on Wirtz?
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should've been two pens for arsenal right there
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stoke but if you spent 1 billion
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How’s Mbuko Ngubu faring this season?
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>mfw watching this 1st half
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man, what a disappointment
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Why did Arsenal even bother buying a striker?
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>>150516303
sadly I lost my /an/ folder when my hdd died I specialised in monkey's.
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>>150516282
>arsenal cant score from open play
>liverpool trying to make wirtz anad kerkez work
0-0 sounds about right
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>>150516299
why has he shoved a badger up his arse? disgusting
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absolute slurper
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rip football bury it six feet deep
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You consider this propa half time footy scarn?
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>>150516326
NO REFUNDS
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>>150516295
always
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Boring match.
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>>150516323
My friend Laetitia.
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What a semen slurper so far
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>>150516337
You can rebuild i believe in you
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nice fucking sport bro if game is scoreless at half both teams should be deducted a point
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Where are the fucking goals bruh
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>>150516299
how can you have sex with him there his got a plug up his arse
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>>150516295
>45 minutes where literally nothing happens
>"why so quiet?"
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>liverpool shit
>arsenal shit
>city shit
>chelsea shit
>spurs shit
>manure not even mentioning
whomst's's season will it be
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A lot of bad faith arsenal fans in the chat today. The whole club must be in on it from top to bottom.
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>>150516303
>>150516337
Animals? So... Black girls?
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>>150516324
what about wirtz
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>>150516336
OOHHHHHHHH HEEEM CANNY
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what’s arteta’s game plan here? also slags
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>>150516303
we can have both
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>Work only 3 out of the 7 days of the week
>Have 4 days to do some shit
>Do nothing but goon and post on spee
How do I gain motivation bros? I bought a drawing tablet to focus on my art but it just collects dust in my closet.
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>>150516362
yes but some pictures sadly were priceless like the fat monkey eating fruit by the river in some shit hole south american country that takes years to replace
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>>150516323
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>>150516348
this is how you look if you eat this
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DIARRHOEAAAUUUH
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>>150516299
You can see the manly facial features from that angle
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>>150516389
who is this slag and why do i see her from time to time?
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>>150516357
Very nice
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how do I meat a girl like this?
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>>150516336
oh no the garbage mans arch nemesis
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>>150516374
tottenham lost to bournemouth at home.
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>>150516312
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Both teams seemingly happy for a draw
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>>150516400
Not my prob
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>>150516332
Could be worse, you could have watched the Celtic v Rangers game.
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post kweens
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>>150516179
I thought we were ok with race mixing if it was a white male? You guys post BLACK QVEENS for ht slags all the time.

Besides, my boy Florwin Wirtnez is like his parents' 8th kid, he needs a woman that can bear children and not some frigid german woman who is ready to have 1.2 children at the young age of 56
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>>150516374
>kiwi liverpool fan
go to sleep cocksucker
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shit game ngl
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>>150516420
be like el CHILEANO
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>>150516420
Go Island hopping
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me waiting for a good football match like
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Half time gyaldem
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>>150516425
Kek
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>>150516299
Look how far we done fell
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bing bong, exsqueeze me
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HALFTAYM
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>>150516392
reminder
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>>150516420
just join mossad
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>>150516432
Ook ook EEK EEK AAA AAA AAAA!!!
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>>150516448
I fucking hate old people
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>>150516459
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>>150516412
what do otters taste like? is their fur good for clothes or trade?
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missing german yellow fever anon bros... hope he's successful wherever he is
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friendly reminder to post actual slags, not e-grill hoors
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My HSV would bootyblast both of these shit teams
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>>150516413
lewis skelly
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Classic Guardian comment:

>Nic: “Last year at City, Arsenal almost pulled an amazing smash and grab but the dodgy red cost us. Here Arsenal have nullified the champions, shut up the crowd and are well on their way to a great result. Or are we all now on the gung ho band wagon entertainment first agenda? The inability to compliment Arsenal with their top three players out is suspicious! Where’s my roll of tin foil?”

>0-0 at Anfield after spending hundreds of millions in the summer but deciding to play 7-0-3
>"a great result"
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Reminder that Gyokeres was allegedly playing for that opening 45 mins
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>>150516468
You're one to talk, tranny chaser.
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>>150516486
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What do I bet for the second half?
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/span/bros...the slagposters are rallying...
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5
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No wonder sky can afford coverage of all the matches..full of ads and then like 4 minutes of punditry
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>>150516448
Half time ayyyyeee!!!
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>>150516506
His best game so far for Arsenal as well. Maybe Liverpool can sub in Eikitike in the second half so we can compare them
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>>150516439
pre-too soon
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>>150516506
what about wirtz
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>>150516400
did you draw this
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>>150516517
>the jeetslinger
>jeetapault
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Crazy how to ABAs and Liverpool fans, arsenal are the team who need to step up here, not the team playing at home who haven't had a shot on target in 45 mins at home.
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Wirtz will score in 2nd half
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Half-time Dafne's, post em
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Zubimendi is bossing the midfield. He's the sole reason Liverpool can't create anything. Such a brilliant footballer.
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>>150516545
me when I wake up and realise there's nothing worth getting out of bed for
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If digits the second half will be a goalfest
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>>150516548
he cost 500 million he should have scored at least two every game
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>>150516512
nice i'ma go club a seal now and sell it to a chinese billionaire
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>>150516563
Fair point. I think Alexis has been Liverpool’s best mid
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>>150516502
>Last year at City, Arsenal almost pulled an amazing smash and grab but the dodgy red cost us
was that the same match ref gifted arsenal a free goal by calling kyle walker over and then not giving him time to run back
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damn
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>>150516247
Never played football before, have you?
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>>150516583
I did this and I turned out just fine.
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what a boring shit slop show of a football so far

i'll switch to fucking tennis if this continues
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>>150516583
KEK WHY IS HE INDIAN
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>>150516583
I saw this. Even the queers and jews that make TV are fed up of jeets
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Call me when second half starts
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Schmeichel is seething on viaplay
>I don't want to insult Arsenal but their brand of football is SO ANNOYING to watch, it's designed to exploit opponents while waiting for set pieces.
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MORE /AN/ POSTING!!!!!!
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>>150516583
>Indian
How did they get away with it
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>>150516583
I took like one shit a week as a kid. looking back quite bizarre
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>>150516583
KEK
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>>150516600
support your local. stop watching actual footy
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>>150516611
He's right
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Dijk or Gerrard?
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>>150516615
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>>150516621
are you sure you just dont remember pooing that often
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>slurp status?
The Americans are watching
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>>150516583
My schools toilets were so horrendous that you were guaranteeing kids kicking in the door and throwing all sorts of shit over if you dared do a poo, also I distinctly recall only one stall had a working lock, the rest were either broken or had little/no door
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>>150516608
I do like me a thicc gran
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>>150516615
>MORE /AN/ POSTING!!!!!!

Here ya go m8
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>>150516583
Didn't know /brit/ worked in advertising
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>>150516581
Watch when zubimendi picks up the ball, Liverpool don't know who to press and he always gets the ball out to a decent position.
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Who was the better player? Gerrard or Lampard?
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>>150516643
disgusting
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>>150516583
>jeet
lol
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>>150516645
So this is her new grift. What happened to the Climate Change scam?

P.S. Would
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>>150516608
volcel if you wouldn't
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>>150516651
Tom Brady
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>>150516634
no unironically. I went on a camping trip once with a friend for 5 days and we went to the toilets I pretended to shit because I didn't actually need to
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>>150516651
per capita, Gerrard
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>>150516651
Stevie g
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>>150516629
you're seething too. liverpool are playing for a draw why shouldn't arsenal try and knick it from a set piece
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>>150516583
I don’t know a single male that took a shit in school. that was grim and dangerous
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>>150516633
NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!
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>>150516651
Shcolesh
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> clouds
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I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT HALF OF THIS SEMENSLURPER DELUX FUCKING BIG MAC PISS SHIT
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>>150516583
>poojeet
He's holding it in so he can eat it off the floor later
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>>150516611
>their brand of football
Someone should tell him that they have 4 starters missing and a lot of new players on the pitch. It is not always beautiful. Liverpool plays just as bad and they barely miss anyone (granted they have a lot of new players as well).
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>>150516608
Wew laddie, me likey
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>>150516589
just don't complain when you get clattered because the bigger man hasn't put the breaks on
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>>150516663
4 foot 11 inches
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>>150516583
seen both versions of this ad and they're both subcontinentals lol
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>another injury
'ARSENAL'? moar liek HOSPITAL!
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digits is score of this game
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I stopped my siesta for this
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Gyökeres makes me proud to be half hungarian.
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>>150516700
cunt
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>>150516700
Welp, think I'll turn off. Bye lads
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>>150516700
fuck off
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>>150516700
TRVKE
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>>150516700
bros.. . ..
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What is he telling him?
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>>150516700
script
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>>150516700
you dumbass
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>>150516686
Stop defending cowardly management.
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i hate being alive
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>>150516721
you just know
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>>150516721
YJK
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>>150512364
Sluuuurp
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>>150516700
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>>150516731
work tomorrow micksperg?
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>>150516748
this real?
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>>150516680
Kino
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>>150516583
i used to never use the bathroom at school until i peed myself at the end of a school day and the embarrassment of pissing myself got me to at least pee at school. still never really shat though
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first half semen slurper
second half ??
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>>150516748
I CLICKED ON IT AND ACCIDENTALLY SAVED IT
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>>150516757
happens all the time
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Wirtz assist today
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>>150516700
I can't believe you've done this.
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>>150516583
if you shat at school you were either a chad or a retard
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I enjoy half time on /sp/ more than during the actual game. Might go off and cook something instead of enduring the rest of this.
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>>150516763
I used to shit under the desk while jerking off, wish I was joking
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>time wasting at 0-0
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flopped again
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>>150516772
"pre-assist"
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>>150516583
I've never ever taken a shit at school, only at uni because they had some fancy disabled toilets I'd take a shit in
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How was that a foul?
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My mam is a stupid bitch
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I just started watching
Slurper status?
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>>150516767
wirtz hatty within 20 minutes
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>>150516772
>Rani
Please refrain from posting my wife
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>Arsenal haven't gone on to win any of the last seven Premier League games between themselves and Liverpool that have been 0-0 at half time (drawn four, lost three), last doing so in February 2010 at the Emirates (1-0).
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>flopsenal
>flopperpool
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>>150516783
pretty based honestly
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>>150516772
A man needs a name
>>
Fair play to Ekitike, he has looked stronger than I assumed he would
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>>150516787
then you get to work and shit on the clock :)
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>>150516784
>that liverpool feel
>>
SLURPERRRR
>>
>£116m for the german harvey elliot
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>>150516812
Yeah, he is not an Ngubu player
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>>150516802
Woah...
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>>150516810
rani rosius
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>>150516814
not an issue when you're part of the wfh masterrace
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>>150516802
over a decade of slurping
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Not even watching this sad shit anymore. Going to play some Adagio in G minor instead.
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sssslllurrrrppppp Liv needs to score in injury time
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>>150516845
its not 2019 m8 every pleb works from home now
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>>150516824
007
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>>150516680
ive been there its very windy next to the water down there
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>£116m for the white curtis jones
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They really need to stop spending so much for Bundeshitters and farmer's leagues like Portugal.
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I've seen bottom tier bundesliga matches better than this slop
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>>150516866
cool
>>
Both teams are shite tbqh. It's a sad state of affairs when this is the absolute best the PL has to offer the worldwide audience.
>>
Took a nice power thanks to this boring ass Game
>>
Why are you faggots wasting time on soccer just move to nba and nfl
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>>150516583
>PE lesson coming to an end
>One of the kids asks the teacher if he could go for a piss quick
>Doesnt come back before the lesson ends
>We go to get changed
>Someone asks if we reckon he's taking a shit
>Turns out he is
>Some of the bullies of the class go in and kick the door down
>pull his shorts and throw it in the hallway
>for the rest of the year this was brought up any time that kid was in the conversation
Cant risk taking a shit 2bh too much downsides
>>
styles make fights
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>>150516855
listening to it now
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This game is ass.
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90s football ahh match
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Lads, have the quality of football gone down in general?
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>>150516892
im white
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Only Brazil and Morocco produce good black wingers.
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>>150516892
I tried watching NBA, way too many pauses, NFL is just a shit sport
>>
The problem is Slot first and foremost. I get Liverpool's fanbase is very low IQ but still, how can't they not see that?
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>£116 million for the kraut ben doak
>>
This Arsenal kit is peng desu
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>>150516892
nigga really said nfl
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>>150516913
Saka?
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>>150516860
almost nobody works from home. they say that to give the illusion that there's work in the economy. neets often say they work from home
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>Madueke
>Madder wakey
>wakey
>woke
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>>150516721
>>150516733
>>150516741
Kek
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>>150516922
Peng?
>>
Why did I waste my Sunday afternoon on this?
>>
I thought ekitike was the fraud and Wirtz the good one
>>
WHY ARE PEOPLE CRITICIZING WIRTZ WHEN HE HAS THE HIGHEST RATING ON FOTMOB?
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>>150516926
come on
>>
Any fellow hues have a good stream in hue language? My usual sites are down :(
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If saka wasn't injured this would be like 8-0
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Just get Eze and Ode on already, don't settle for a draw Arteta you fraud
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>>150516877
why are the supposed victims always happy? Was he professional groomer?
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>>150516926
> Saka?
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>customers clapping for every action
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>>150516877
>fly the chopper
>have a underage girl, have two!
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>>150516932
mate your wankin
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>>150516919
So true, Slot is a fucking retard, it was simply pure luck that he won premier league during his first year. He's so stupid and gay and retarded.
Anyone could've won prem
>>
international break games are going to be higher quality than this weekends slop
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>>150516898
I can play Rameau too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwqBVt2Clw
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>>150516892
I'm brazilian
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wake me up when something happens
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>>150516913
Salah?
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>>150516892
but I watch those too? Cant believe some ppl only watch 1 sport
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Be honest, would you?
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I'm using a free stream but I still feel ripped off watching this shit
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>>150516922
maybe but it's cursed
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>>150516798
thank god shes a dyke
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anyone seen gyokeres
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>Alex Howell, BBC Sport football reporter:

>Arsenal have been aggressive in this transfer window and have improved their squad depth.

>Even at this early stage of the season that is being tested with Havertz, Saka, Saliba, White, Norgaard and Jesus being out. Captain Martin Odegaard is only fit enough for the bench too.

>They still have Trossard, Eze, Nwaneri and 15-year-old Max Dowman on the bench as attacking options.

>The squad is in a much different place to where it is when Arsenal came to Anfield at the end of last season and Arteta had to name an inexperienced bench.

Kek. The excuses begin.
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>>150516991
hes not black
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I gotta take a shit. There better not be a goal in the next 5 minutes.
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>>150516985
So you plan on sleeping forever?
>>
What a shit game
>>
Wow you'd expect more out of Arsenal after all the spam on this board. I guess it was just that.
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I was gooning until now. How is my nigga wirtzlingz doing?
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I sure do love watching build up play that builds up to nothing. Thanks pep
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over
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>>150516999
>Shaved pits
wht a waste
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>>150516892
Fuck off Taylor Swift autist
>>
>>150516999
i'd do everything in my power to get her the bionic arms she deserves
>>
Will Slot dare put Ngumoha in?
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Please send this fraud back to Portugal
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>>150517018
Now they'll try extra hard because you're not here
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>>150517007
>shes a dyke
The evidence speaks for itself
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>>150516999
No. I like it when my victims can fight back?
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Really professional from arsenal to utterly suck the life out of the game.
They'll sucker punch a goal out of this game, I can see it
>>
don't like summer sly back there
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>>150517019
maybe...
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>>150517047
>mourinho out of nowhere
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How did Wirtz cost so much?
Current form Jota would do better.
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>>150517055
>tf
>tp
i believe you
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>they fell for the wirtz meme
lol. lmao even.
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>>150517051
SEXO
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HOLY SHIT GOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!

TOOOORRRRRRR

LFC LFC LFC!!!! HAHAHHH
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>peak footballing
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>>150517051
you just know
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never going to be a goal what was that
>>
Finally something happened
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WIRTZ IS SOOOOO SHIT
>>
liVARpool
>>
FUUUUUG
>>
ERA?
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>>150517047
>refunds
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>>150517078
God I wish I had a bug dick. Actually I just wish mine wasn't so godamn small :(
I'd kill just to have a decent sized one
>>
Is it even worth betting this slop?
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battle of flops
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No refunds.
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>>150517078
My dick looks like this
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Almost nobody watches the PL in Romania anymore because they do not show it on TV anymore.
A channel bought the rights and they made it aviable to watch ONLY though their streaming service.
How is wirtz doin at liverpool? Did he fit in well¿
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eating an ice lolly :)
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>>150516999
Just give it a couple of years
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wirtz is the worst player in the league
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>>150517120
Certainly not. Both teams are holding back so it's guesswork
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shit teams to be desu
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Is there a better new signing than Ekitike?
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>>150517130
thats a shame
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>>150517128
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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Kekeres is so fucking shit.
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Arsenal will change in Trossard and Ødegaard in a few minutes now.
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That guy is not white
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Someone check Bayer's refund policy. They need the money for Isak.
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>>150517141
Slurp bros, we keep slurping
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>>150517139
not so fast
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>>150517154
i think Kerkes is pretty decent
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so Salah only plays when is contract is about to expire?
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Where do you even insert isak in this mess?
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booooo
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>>150517078
Juish porn has shown so many mutilated penises that people think that having a mutilated dick is normal and not ugly
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>>150517107
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>Etikett
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ekitike looks 90 iq at the most
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7 fucking free kicks? The game's not even over yet.
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>>150517182
boss
>>
Is there one good foreign transfer this window?
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>>150517188
saved by the offside
>>
arsenal kit kinda aesthetic ngl
>>
>fags always scream "liVARpool" any time they lose
>Any time VAR fucks over Liverpool tho, everyone's quiet
Strange phenomenon
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>>150517036
Who shaves them for her?
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>>150517201
Ekitiké is the only one.
>>
What the chances of football players getting CTE because of headers?
>>
>>150517191
Why do you keep posting this woman getting mogged?
>>
>>150517186
And it's funny how they made white americans defend mutilating their dicks, shit is so pathetic lol
>>
>>150516583
I never took a shit at school. The fucked up things I saw people do to the kids that did and just the general uncleanness gave me giga paranoia that carries on to my adult life as I have never taken a shit at work. My aversion to shitting in public is so extreme that I unconsciously modeled my diet so that I would never feel the need to shit any time I know I have to be out.
>>
>>150517206
He was way offside you crying mug
>>
Cut 10 minutes from each half and hand yellow cards for any kind of time wasting.
Football saved.
>>
I watched Leeds vs. Newcastle yesterday and now this, absolute slurper of a sport we have now
>>
>>150517206
Punching up is socially acceptable.
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>>150517210
Me
>>
Forest vs West Ham was more fun and higher tempo but this game gets more media coverage because muhh big six
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>>150517206
what a very stupid incorrect thing to say
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I CAN'T SCORE
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all these new players
same semen shitting league
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>2 meter offside goal disallowed is VAR fucking over liverslip
unironically mental illness to be a liverpoop customer
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>>150517218
small and smaller if people stop talking about it
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>>150517218
0% if its cole palmer
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>>150517191
Dafne looks ugly here
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>>150517192
I am Mensa certified 140iq.
>>
You better pray Saka and Eze stay fit all season because god help you if you have to play with Shartinelli and Marmaduke for an extended period
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One of them will score but not until late, and i am guessing Trossard assisted by Ødegaard in about 15 minutes.
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Salah is ruining every good wirtz pass
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>>150517228
Yes, yes he was, but if the roles were reversed, you fags would post "liVARpool" for all eternity to cope
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>>150517219
Someone has to be me
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No way im clicking that
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lmao wtf is Salah doing
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Gyokeres name mentioned!@
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>>150517259
and yet you watch povertyball
curious
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>scroll down
>hover it as i scroll
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>>150517259
only dumb ppl brag about iq real high iq is knowing iq is dumb
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This shit is worse than 9-11 bros
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>>150517295
[spoiler] [/spoiler]
>>
>Big strong man gets touched
>Goes down like he has been shot
Game is gone
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>>150517289
if youre not filtering certain flags youre basically a nonce at this point
/^Peru$/;op:no
/^India$/;op:no
/^Chile$/
>>
Everyobdy is shitting on Wirtz but look at that mong Gyokeres. He's been dogshit.
>>
This is the very last time I ever try to watch your semen slurping boring ass sport.
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>>150516795
too fat
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>>150516583
Fuck the toilet paper you got at school. Tracing paper shit.

>ultra thin
>ultra smooth
>rigid enough to make you paranoid it'll give you paper cuts
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>>150517300
where's he supposed to put his arm? and isn't your vpn country at war?
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/^Chile$/
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>>150517289
MGSV will be 10 years old tomorrow
>>
Arsenal's attack looks worse than last year
>>
>>150517295
Sentience begins at 120+
Once you understand this, you understand why things are the way they are, in every aspect, economically, socially, globally, etc.
>>
SHOOT you retards
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>>150517321
>Gyokeres
Don't think he ever left Portugal desu. If he was on the pitch, I would've seen him by now.
>>
>>150517331
just say you're gay
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>>150517259
I did an online IQ test a few years ago, but they wanted me to pay to get the results, but I know I probably got 200 or something
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>>150517321
They are both flops
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>>150517342
Is Salah even on the pitch?
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>>150517355
what do you mean, he just got a booking
>>
>stream is one minute late
>watching the thread and having notifications on at the same time
>no ding or thread activity :(
>>
eberechi IN
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>>150517364
He’s a pedo
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>>150517344
i have 125 in online mensa, how can i increase my iq so i can get to genius level
>>
arselel is fucking shit how can u blame gyokeres , not a single decent ball or cross
>>
>>150517319
good point anon
i'll do that now
>>
WHAT DID I SAY ØDEGAARD COMING ON NOW!

I'm sorry but Arsenal wins this
>>
wow this is awful, i'm switching to Betis
>>
Who has been the signing of the summer so far?
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>>150517411
no Antony no watchy
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>>150517382
You find out nothing has happened a minute later than all of us.
>>
arsenal could win this and i still wouldn't believe they'll win the league, they're doing what they did last season. boring negative "just don't lose" football.
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>>150517384
same thing
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>>150517319
How can I do that?
>>
Budget Saka has been subbed in!
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>>150517414
Etikite
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>>150517414
Ekitiké
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>>150517414
Graelish
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>>150517414
ekitike
he will score today
>>
The butcher of liverpool is on
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>>150517414
Matheus Cunha
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gakpo is shit just looks to shoot every time
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>>150517414
Wirtz
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>>150517414
>>
>>150517414
j grealz
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Arsenal won now, just watch. Salah was drunk and coomed twice yesterday.
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>>150517414
Thomas Frank exposed
Reijnders exposed
Wirtz exposed
Gyokores exposed
Mbeumo exposed

The only one still standing is J-Grealz
>>
Corner FC almost got outcorner'd

Kek
>>
effort has increased
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>>150517414
diouf
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>>150517414
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>>150517259
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Wirtz adapting
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Oh my fucking god SHOOT
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>>150517470
>Salah was drunk and coomed twice yesterday.
Wat
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not using gakpo then
>>
salah is fucking SHIT
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>>150517431
just search for 4chanx there is either an extension or a script
then you can just click on the post and filter flag
>>
Gakpo has good feet but his low IQ is out of control this game
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>>150517414
Rashford
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>>150517486
still no nudes?
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>>150517288
Only midwits hate football
>>
>>150517480
They'll only stay married until she needs material for a new album.
>>
Salah should have hit that 1nd time
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>>150517480
How big is the dowry?
>>
get salah OFF
rio ON
>>
where's the new
>>
Fucking hell Salah you pussy ass bitch just SHOOT THE BALL
>>
>worzt
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>>150517470
Based stroke anon
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>>150517510
What do upperwits and lowerwits hate?
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>>150517509
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>>150517486
shes fat now
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>2 shots for wirtz
my boy wirtzlingz growing into the league
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>>150517509
Sadly no. The russian freak who is totally enamored with her on /pol/ probably tries to hack her 4 times a week.
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I CANT SCORE
>>
Saladfingers is a slow ass codger mang
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>>150517502
thanks britbro
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>>150517470
>and coomed twice yesterday.
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I don't get why Arsenal persist with Arteta. He spent so much money and yet each season his teams are playing worse and worse
>>
Fuck that anon who got 0-0 digits. Cursed this game
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>>150517551
god truly gives us his hardest battles
>>
FUCKING SHOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>150517568
He can win the league this season, all the other teams are terrible
>>
chiesa goal soon
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>>150517538
midwits
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Salah = stupid & poopoo HAH!
>>
>slippy c
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bring isak on
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Liverpool will pull another last minute win like always.
>>
HE FELL ON HIS ARSE
HE FELL ON HIS ARSE
CALAFIORI
HE FELL ON HIS ARSE
>>
WE CAN HEAR THEM CRYING IN TURIN
FEDERICO HE'S HERE TO WIN
ONE CHAT WITH ARNE SLOT AND HE SAID CIAO
FUCK OFF JUVE I'M A KOPITE NOW
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0-0 slurper is ideal for me, hater of both teams :)
a few injuries would also be nice
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>title contending teams
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Chiesa 89
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a slippy G tribute?
>>
KFC and a big wank for me tonight
>>
Holy shit is that Jerma the twitch streamer????
>>
Why did Eze switch out starting on a title winning team to being on the bench of a team that cant win a title to save their life?
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kino time
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>>150517636
>>150517636
>>150517636
new
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>>150517414
i like the brazilian kid at chelsea
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>>150517605
only 15 minutes left not needed on this slow board
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>>150517623
splendid defending!
>>
so this is the greatest soccer league in the world...
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this game is so ass

i could have watched some anime instead
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>le exciting match between 2 title contenders
>ends 0-0
What causes this?
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>>150517623
In b4 the pundits start talking about how it's a tactical masterclass by both managers.
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Game stops because this nigga is having to shit, jesus christ.
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>>150517656
>>150517685
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This match is the reason why the super league will not work
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HOLY SHIT
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