heemvious: >>150507088news>Tony won>Till won>Arman/Paddy might fight at MSG
dogshit thread
finland
Shit thread
Hey Spammy i'm in the threadJust checking in
>>150518509Notice how you announce your presence to "Spammy" who doesn't exist to bully you.
>>150518462SUPERMAJORITY
sweden
>>150518551
Ack!
Spamdaddy raped me
norway
>>150518655why couldn't belal do this
>>150518671Ack!
estonia
>>150518671He did
I'm a sneed manYeah I'm a sneed man (Yeah!)I love to feed 'emI love to fuck 'emI love to seed 'emI love to suck 'emLove to plant 'emI love to watch 'emI love to mock 'emAnd I'm gonna fuck 'em'Cause I'm a Sneed ManYeah, I'm a Sneed manYes I'm a Sneed man (OH!)I'm a Sneed ManSo many seeds, so little timeOnly city slickers, can stop me on the dimeI'm a farmer, of every kindThe best shitposts always sneed up from behindI'm a sneed manYeah; I'm a sneed manYes I'm a sneed man (OH!)I'm a Sneed ManGucci loafers,German carsYour lies won't give away the truth of how I sneedMoe walk behind me,I feel the heat.That's why city slickers don't walk behind me down the street'Cause I'm a Sneed ManYeah, I'm a Sneed manYes I'm a Sneed man (OH!)I love to feed 'emI love to fuck 'emI love to seed 'emI love to suck 'emLove to plant 'emI love to watch 'emI love to mock 'emAnd I'm gonna fuck 'emI'm a sneed manYeah; I'm a sneed manYes I'm a sneed man (OH!)
This is a pretty solid card coming up.Blue = greatGreen = goodRed = might be good>BSD/RuffyRuffy has a chance to deliver another highlight reel KO. BSD is somewhat chinny as is.>Oki/JonesMason Jones is pretty always full action. Don't miss him.>Bukauskas/CraigNeither guy is ever gonna make a title run, but it's a good striker vs. grappler matchup where each guy does try to get the finish in his own realm.>Pitbull/KeitaHuge matchup. Keita is one of the best prospects outside of the UFC. He is a double Oktagon champ with high-level striking. This is the UFC giving him a fight to make a big splash. He could quickly add some intrigue to the 145 title picture.>Gomis/RuchalaRuchala is also making his debut. He's had a strong career with KSW.>Tybura/DelijaSort of like Bukasukas/Craig. Sy is going to try to grapple, Delija is a pure striker out of Cro Cop's team.>Sola/McKeeAlleged French heemer vs. proven Irish scrapper.>Patterson/WatersBoth guys try very hard to finish on the feet. I think this one should be like -800 to finish ITD.
denmark
>>150518693MMAJoey had it 48-47 for Laldaddy
Fin.. wait a second...
>>150518693Bodied that piglet freak!!
>>150518708BAAAASED!
>>150518730Supermajority.
>>150518730Aaron fucking Pico bro
i called out all my friends but nobody responded :(
>>150518655If an absolute peach of a grappler like Burns couldn’t submit Jack, what makes poeple think that Islam will?
>>150518786Sup finny b
>>150518730I wish Marco Tulio were in this card.
>>150518708woman*
>>150518800hi :)
>>150518695Wtf is estonia doing there allar you ain't part of the team
>>150518824Agreed, would love to see him get a fight soon. Maybe they'll put him on the Rio card. He has some beautiful striking combos when he flows. Who would you like to see him fight?
>>150518844theres a good little estonia shop i go to get soda
>>150518786Sup figga
>>150518859>Who would you like to see him fight?Aaron Pico or Kody Steele
Cock
Clozapig, oh clozapig won't you please stop eating up your dead mommy's minge?
>>150518859I’d much like to watch him fight Zhang or Ulberg, I think that he is top 5 material, easily.
>>150519000I'd love to see him get a layup like Brad Tavares but LHW isn't a bad move since it's pretty shallow. I just wonder if he can take the shots and deal with those very large frames at the top as a decent-sized MW striker.
Aaron "Very Large Frames" Pico
>>150518730>Sypost dismissed
>>150518790Anon JDM is fucked. You should be mentally preparing, not coping and seething
>>150519086I'm tripping lol, meant Tybura. I think Tybura gets a sub here
>>150519036For whatever reason I thought that he was a lhw instead of a mw. I’m retarded. Besides that I think that he’s a pretty large middleweight and he’d fare well at lhw also. They should book him against a relatively inocuous opponent like Fluffy to test his grappling.
Tai Shoeyvasa
>>150519092The Chin will be there for Giacomo.
>>150519218Bruh this dude got folded like a lawn chair
>>150518693impressive, what did he do with that takedown?
>>150519149Idk if you wanna book Tulio against Fluffy just yet. Fluffy might break him and completely ruin his confidence. He doesn't brutally heem people, but he will completely fuck you up for several rounds and make you feel like you were thoroughly beat and never good. Getting caught is more cope-friendly.
>>150519149Fluffy is in a number 1 contender fight. Why the fuck would he get booked with some nobody?
Macro Tulip is a beast
>>150519276The question isn’t what Burns or Belal did with it, but what Islam will do with it. But to realize this requires a white mind capable of theorizing what it would be like if one didn’t have breakfast.
>Tybura vs Fat blob debut heavyweightHmmm I wonder how this one is going to go
Islam, like most Dagis, goes into absolute panic when pushed and stop being technical.
Nah FUCK that!
*pulls up*
>>150519373that fat blob is one of Tominall's main sparring partners along with the vaunted Mickey Parkin
>>150519419Hey, only gane can do that
What Bo Nickal has been up to since getting kneemedhttps://youtu.be/OsNoDkduYi8He should just stick to wrestling
cyril "the cerebral assasin" gane
remember when we saw DDP do this and then he got crucifixed for 14 minuteshttps://x.com/RedCorner_MMA/status/1961988518743515324
yo wassup /heem/, another great week-end spent in your companyKeep up the good work
Bro really linked to Twitter lmao
>>150518786can we be frens? >>150519351I didnt eat breakfast today though, the cyril was all gane haha get it
>>150519419his head looks fatter than ever but his body has slimmed downvery peculiar
>>150519559yea :)
who's this random dude beefing with jani
Notice this loser greets heemHe's so desperate for human interactionsI've had sex
elite grapplers like rob and blond brunson couldn't keep ddp down and khamzat will be no different
>>150519485Alex is a bjj black belt though, he's a technical mastermind on the ground, and is not just relying on having that dog in him like Dricus
>>150519588Based historian and part time fighter
>>150519615>Alex is a bjj black belt>he's a technical mastermind on the ground
>>150519485>even doe Magodaddy spunked him on the feet
>>150519588u don't know about The Incredible Hok?
"BJJ Blackbelt" has to be one of the most quickly deflated qualifications in MMA
>>150519594The fact you took the time to fill out the captcha tells me that you have a small penis and are poor or something.
>>150519640Pereira got his from Glover which is especially tragic because Glover is very legit but clearly gave Pereira the easy path just to boost his confidence in MMA
>>150519569:D
>>150519642I have a decently attractive penisyou're not in my universe
>>150519681I can do 100 push ups.
I'm Aaron Pico
>>150519692see u at the top champ
>>150519692The only thing you'll be pushing up is daisies pal
Khabib is very non-controversial and the worst thing he’s done is overreact following the Conor fight. Yet, tony had had domestic disputes and admitted to hurting his students, but /heem/ still glazes him.
>>150519740Tony inspires me to do my best, khabib is just....a bitch ass nigga
>>150519740source?
>>150519740his gym houses literal terrorists mate
>>150519740To be fair his student made him do it.
WHERE'S YOUR WIN AT?
>>150519764this tony is mentally unheemable
>>150519740the women opened her mouth first
we're watchin da wrasslin at shrimp's
>>150519786*islamic freedom fighters
>>150519740>Khabib is very non-controversialHis gym is a hotbed for terrorists, resulting in the famous 2024 Dagestan Attacks, and he’s actively trying to enforce Sharia in Dagestan.After the 2020 murder of Samuel Paty was condemned by Emmanuel Macron, Khabib responded, May the Almighty disfigure the face of this creature and all its followers, who, under the slogan of freedom of speech, offend the feelings of more than one and a half billion Muslim believers. May the Almighty humiliate them in this life, and in the next." The post included an image of a boot print over Macron's face. Nurmagomedov added: "We are Muslims, we love our Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) more than our mothers, fathers, children, wives and all other people close to our hearts."
>>150519804You and your gay boyfriend?
>>150519485This drill is horribly designed, and those guys aren't trying at all. This reminds me of Sean O'Malley's training footage in his most recent fight against Merab. He had a bunch of beta orbiters pretending that they were trying to take him down on UFC Embedded, and, no surprise, his takedown defense was hot garbage during that fight. Pereira stands no chance against Ankalaev if this is how he's training.>t. 130 IQ BJJ blue belt
>>150519794why did only the biggest of bums think to finish him
>>150519830>>150519786Struggling to see the issue here.
heem frens
>>150519794
Aaron "Beta Orbiter" Pico
>>150519867Pillowtap isn’t real fighting sadly
>>150519867Some name
What's the status on the Raja Jackson incident?
>>150518730DO THE PICO
>>150519867undefeated boxing prospect and champion Tony. Ferguson.
>>150519845I guess the purpose is to get secondhand comfort with stuffing takedowns. I hope they are doing a lot of live sparring where the takedown attempts are actually mixed in and unpredictable. I'm sure they are, Glover is a smart guyI'm rooting for Ankalaev, though. I don't think Pereira's legacy is properly viewed atm, but it will be if Ankalaev beats him again. he's too limited to be anywhere near ATG conversations even if he is phenomenal to watch
>>150519914TWO MORE WEEKS
>>150519864ancient byzantine tradition
Aaron "Secondhand Comfort" Pico
>>150519485Lmao he is drilling awful muscle memory here. He will flinch and duck even hard on TD feints and Ankalaev will heem him.
>secondhand comfortthis is literally meaningless btw
>>150519485Masterful takedown artists there
>>150519982I got what he meant
>>150520006I didn’t
Just fucked every WMMA
>>150520030My condolences
I'm getting secondhand comfort from Syko Stu rn
>>150520030good way to get crotchrotevery wmma fighter I've ever met gets passed around her gym
>>150519982Most of what supermajority types is meaningless drivel. He thinks using lots of words makes you smart
>>150520030Even the lesbians?
name a time you felt secondhand comfortfor me it was when Chimaev 50-39'd Diddy P
>>150519932He is lazily stuffing lazy takedowns. None of those guys are actually threatening him. Pereira is comfortable, and that is bad. You don't make good muscle memory by repeating the same lazy action over and over. That builds shitty muscle memory. Whatever the purpose of this drill was meant to be, this drill is bad and the energy in that training room is not going to help win a championship.I see this all the time, like in nogi when people "practice sprawls" in warm-ups. Their training partner will just bend over and walk forward, and the other guy will do a half-hearted sprawl. Both people are being lazy because lazy is the default state of most people. And no one gets better from doing this.
Kody freaking Steele
i'm about 90% sure this fag is replying to himself
>>150520110You're right. Could be that Glover thinks he needs confidence. Or it could just be a last soft drill at the end of a long day. Hard to read too much into a 10-second clip. It's not really gonna help with Ankalaev being the quicker and more precise striker, though, or with Ankalaev being able to control the clinch.
>>150520081I'm a girl
>>150519485Most of those dudes are half of Alex’s size and the only one that has a similar frame to him is a 40 year old kickboxer with zero grappling experience…
>>150520092Du piglet had the secondhand cumfarts after being loaded up with his Zatdaddy’s septic spunk sadly
>>150520146Sometimes you gotta reply to yourself to talk to an real nigga.
>>150520196WOAH, butt the hell out..??!
>>150520196You’ll get your receipt for saying that one day
>>150520277You gonna sell it?
>>150520297Yeah, me and Raja
Imagine if tom aspinalls dad betrayed him.
Yo it’s actually crazy the amount of ground a wasp can cover in no time. One can buzz past your ear and you look and it’s already in the neighbor’s yard. Meanwhile bees are fat pieces of pillow that just float around. Also, a bee can’t even strike without dying on the spot. Super overrated in the StingFC. Wasps heem in one round.
>>150520331yeah but bees are cool and make money and carry pollen and stuff. bees are a necessary good and maintaining their population is a categorical imperative
Posted on the cut and I'm looking for a block head
Hey guys, it's me Tom AspinallI want to do a Q&A with my biggest fansA fun fact about me? I stick my thumb up my bum and masturbate with my other hand
we would all die without bees b
>>150520388wasps pollinate too
>>150520331bees are cute and wasps? they're fags
>>150518655why are you posting gay porn on a blue board?
Hey guys it's me Tom Aspinal and stop taking pictures of me FOOKIN son
>>150520423Hey Tom, rest in peace bro, I'm sorty Cyril has to kill you live on stream for money
>>150520469>Cyrilwho the hell
>>150520440to the same degree? I think not!
Fuck bees
Next person talking shit about bees and Im fucking beating they ass.
Buck Fees
>>150520532don't you mean beeting
>Yo it’s actually crazy the amount of ground a wasp can cover in no time. One can buzz past your ear and you look and it’s already in the neighbor’s yard. Meanwhile bees are fat pieces of pillow that just float around. Also, a bee can’t even strike without dying on the spot. Super overrated in the StingFC. Wasps heem in one round.
>>150518462>Imavov vs Borralhoepic >BSD vs Ruffyepic>bolaji oki vs mason joneswhat?>baukauskas vs paul craigepic>ziam vs fernandeshuh?>pitbull vs some guywho cares>gomis vs ruchalawhat?>oumar sy vs brednson ribereirowhatever>tybura vs delijayeah ok>axell sola vs rhys mckeehuh?>patterson vs waterswhatever>tavares vs some polewho cares>rinat fakhridinov vs andreas gustafssonfight of the night>womenyeah whatever
>>150520561lmao
>>150520331What's funny is bees are more dangerous because they hunt in packs. Wasp are solitary creatures.
so are hornets bees?
bro said a pack of bees
>>150520166Josefine Knutsson?
beecano wants honey
Talm bout bug fights b? A praying mantis would beat all of them in 1 on 1 combat
HAPPENING UFC PARISCANCELLED
>>150520678Doctored image.
>>150520708SO FRENCH BANKS ARE BLOCKEDHEWALLNI CYBER ATTACKHe goes by Lyra_Lore on Twitch/Instagram.
thoughts on Angel Youngs?
>>150520742wtf the le trad girl mens rights woman looks like that?!
OH NONONO FRENCH FRY BROS
Just bee yourself b
beelieveachievecte
there's a market for sexy bees
55 days until Gane fights.
>>150520784>>150520814POST YOUR FAVORITE EVA LOVIA HELWANI SCENE
Natural Hive Honey
>>150520899UFC PARIS CANCELLEDhttps://undercodetesting.com/massive-cyberattack-on-french-banks-what-you-need-to-know/
rdr what did he do
Khabeeb (but as a bee)
I wish I was a music label executive so I could find some smokeshow and market her as "Hot Honey"get it? like hot honey on spicy fried chicken? yeah we'd make millions
>>150521205white
>>150521243maybe ghetto white. I was thinking something of the sexy redd mold
Update: France shuts down to honor Tony Ferguson
We cannot follow them.
Spent 10 minutes trying to get Gemini AI to generate an image of Khabib dressed as a bee but they kept refusing saying it violated TOS and when I asked why they said violent or hateful content when I asked how that was violent or hateful they said it's not there would be no problem generating that image then when I asked them to do it they said they couldn't because of TOS. Went around in circles like that a couple times then gave up, now I'm mad as shit!
>>150521399Outside of Grok the AIs aren’t allowed to depict real people or anything copyrighted, that’s the issue. I recently tried to get CoPilot to do a riff on Supergirl’s poster and it wouldn’t do it
>>150521399making an imagine of Khabib as a bee is haram for numerous reasons
>>150521399>>150521487>>150521505that's why you pay for the best, Bees
I'm back what have I missed
make ai video happy smile khabib bee animorph flying
>>150521399chatgpt zeems. didn't even have to trick it
Khabuzz buzz hahahah I'm just playing
>>150521522buzza
>>150521555where's his pabeekha
>>150521522horrifying>>150521555saved
Conceive believe achieve
>>150521674Consneed befeed aseed
Just got done murdering Dana White. God damn it was a gruesome affair but I guess that's what he deserves huh? Anyway shows over folks.
>>150521570lol but real talk I love you guys
how many bings?
>>150521775Not funny to someone like me. I've had sex.
FRANCE FUCKING WON
>>150521930what was his name?
Replying "what was his name" is just trite and unoriginal.With that said, just got done having heated sex.
>>150520742>file deletedTRANSPHOBIC AS FUCK
>>150521975how big was his penis?
>>150521975did it hurt?
>>150521975Begone
We're soaring~We're flying~
Yo I'm going down to the bodega for a pack of pre rolls and a coke y'all want anything while I'm there?
>>150522137*THWACK*
>>150522153Bodega. That the guy you sleep with?
>>150522153rolling papers and a pepsi
>>150522177I already got a pack of Raws you want some of them?
Tony is about to go on a world celebration tour after beating THE salt papi lmao
>>150522153Mello Yello Limeade, XL no ice
Some faggot shit yous are posting
>>150522603white
Khabee-yourself!
>>150522153happiness, any size
>>150522781https://youtu.be/hZw23sWlyG0?si=yzaCmU5D2XgWRuee
I'm all lost on the supermarketI can no longer shop happilyCame in here for a special offerGuaranteed personality
Long distance callers make long distance calls,...and the silence makes me lonely.
Fantasy draft day cazzies
I heard the people who lived on the ceilingScream and fight most scarilyHearing that noise was my first ever feelingAnd that's how it's been all around me.
why does the neet bong keep posting here even though everybody ignores him lol
>>150523275I don't ignore him, I always give him attention
Miss me with that rap shit.
Who told cockfold that he should box
luke cuckhold
>AAAAHHHHH DANA!! I'M SORRY TO SHOW UP IN YOUR TOILET LIKE THIS.. DON'T FLUSH ME!! WAIT WAIT WAIT!! DON'T FLUSH ME!! I WON A FIGHT DANA WAAAIT NOOOOOOO
I'm tired of heeming minge all the time
tds
>>150523627You sound like Dricus do you suck the Dickus?
Where the fuck are people watching CJI at?
>>150523489Excellent post.
>>150523706youtube b
fuck title eliminators, there arent enough prospects anyway just let the guys get a shot, let them take turns
>>150523856Ah I was on youtube aCan't believe i fell for that
>imma need you to show me sommin stu
What is actually discussed in fighter meetings?
>>150523901ey, you may play grabass with these other knucklefuckers here, but not with me. I ain't no fuckin clown
>>150524101If you were a clown I would do this to you
>>150523951wrestlefags are such fakers
Chills
>Hey donnie, you still there?
>>150524203Love how much this guy talks shit in drumpf and maga and yet still takes those UFC checks like the good little monkey he is
>>150524203Perlchad won I fear
>>150524292kek, I get the feeling US border patrol wouldn't like this one
>>150524279whores hurling rocks. it's just the times, anon; or perhaps it always was.
>>150524199Kek. Also Ive never actually seen a clear picture of Raja until now. lol, He looks retarded. JFC. >>150524279>Perlman
>>150519914>Raja, come to dey cell. I wan to show you something... Leave us...
>>150522004animerolbai
>>150524444I fucking hate weebs
>>150524279You can dislike drumpf and still appreciate fighting and the ufc, anon...
sheem
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO>falls down
>>150519276won the story
>>150523489Yeah, Max needs to get flushed by Dana. Wish ONE was doing well so we could trade him for Malykhin or something. Max will never beat another champ.
>>150524695Why you... oooh I oughta pop ya one
>>150524695Atleast Max is still in the UFC
>>150524500POV you're rajaGOD and you still have some energy left
I come from the futureJoe Rogan will run for president in 2028 as an independent and he'll be neck and neck with Vance The DNC will dissolve shortly after, giving rise to the Joe Rogan Party
>>150524937goyp is getting heemed silly you fewl
The year is 2044, the Zionist Party of America is elected for its fifth consecutive term
I think I need to take a break from heem. MMA is just boring me a little. Maybe it's PooFC, but Rizin has weird times and DONE is losing fighters left and right.I'm finding myself enjoying unc sports like golf and baseball more.
>>150525308I think I need to take a break from your crying
wader we watching boys
The only time I feel happiness in the day is when I'm masturbating
>>150525308I'm the opposite. I'm watching less baseball and feeling a renewed interest in combat sports
what do you name this band
No arrest? :)
Tony's finishing combo looked like prime pacquiao! Chills
>>150525480Im getting goosies
>>150525402I'm sure I'll cycle back around to enjoying heems, but I'm enjoying the leisurely pace and games wrapping up in the afternoon more lately.
>>150525480You forgetting Tony was training at Wildcard Boxing for the Darius fight?
>Start MMA UFC channel bc your boyfriend watches MMA>Make money talking about random shit on livestream bc idiots donate to you >Start interviewing peopleWe are here>Start interviewing MMA fighters>Secure job with MMA Media >Get hired by the UFC>Get job on the UFC desk with Smiff and Karyn Bryant
>>150525634In truth that mic was actually my penis in actuality
>>150525634she looks fat as fuck in this pic
>>150525647anon... thats because she is fat
>>150524074People use to say Israel was going to be a top 5 goat when he was 20-0 btw>>150525647Its her weak jawline and looking down, shes a 5'10 SWeight>>150525451Whats a more NPC caption than 'what would you call this' and its just a picture of people. So retarded
>>150525480boxers only look "skilled" when they're """fighting""" other boxers who don't really know how to fight. the Sweet Science™ in a nutshell. when a real heemer enters the ring they can piece them up even with the sloppiest looking combos you could imagine. tony has just exposed boxing forever, welcome to the ferguson era folks
>>150525480STOP THE FIGHTHE'S TAKING TOO MANY PILLOWTAPS
>>150525699that could be true i've never seen below her bust
>>150525710you're a weird sad cunt rod
>>150525710don't reply to my posts like that fuck nigga i'm not even gonna hear you out on fat fairy
You're not my friend if you're not friends with hap and ace
>>150520899I'm too confident that Gane will win, Aspinall is so shit and fights like a FLyweight, dude just throws punches with 0 IQ or thought>>150525752bro said fuck nigga>>150522004Realistically what exactly is Orolbai good at? Dude has shit gas, slow, his wrestling is mid
36 bings 30 ticks until cji
not watching that shit
>>150525803Shirley, you are not serious
>>150525796the fame and money got to Gane's head. he doesn't even train much anymore and he lost to Volkov. Aspinall heems him
>>150525838Gane looks like he's dog training on IG, the Volkov fight was a fluke, he was trying to grapple too much to prove hes been training it
>>150525796>I'm too confident that Gane will winAre we really doing this again?
remember when that heemster ate his nuts
>>150525860>he was trying to grapple too much to prove hes been training itno retard he got caught with a spinning backfist (at heavyweight lmfao) and started panic wrestling
Gane will gas out Tom with his front kicks.. The little tappy leg kicks, knee stomps and jabs to head and body will begin the atrophy, by mid R2, you will see marking, by mid R3, Aspinall will be cut and puffing. Gane will bring up lead leg head kicks, most being blocked or missing, but in either R3 or R4, one will land and Aspinall will be buzzed, from there, Gane will start the process of finishing a spent Aspinall, be it a RnC or a TKO.. Gane by finish is the bet
>>150525860This
>>150525860He was trying to grapple because he was getting lit up
>>150525898Are you seriously pre-coping?
>>150525898Post your slip Gane is a big underdog so you’ll make a lot of money on this
>>150525897Volkov is 6'7 and threw a flukey spinning shit, Tommy is bare bones right hands
>>150525796
the gane meme's been over with for a while guys you are now seemingly boying a pillowfisted decisionator for no reason
Facts = /heem/ is the most active when a brazza is fighting
>>150525927Im like 5k in debt and dont start my new job until a few weeks. cant bet rn>>150525942Aspinall strikes like a Flyweight, he throws with pwoer and just runs forward. Hes not good and Gane will show it, his arms are so fucking short, he wont be able to block head kicks or catch bodykicks
1 bong 30 bings till cji2-2
>>150525973he looks so skinny here
>>150525902gane strikes like shit and nearly got heemed by fucking tuivasa, his striking has actively been devolving since he entered the ufctom strikes like a spastic but he's fast enough and has enough pop for his "throw out 16 feints and then a giant overhand" gameplan to work, especially against gane who cant heem and doesnt have a ground game
>>150525960>Im like 5k in debtFrom betting on Gane I assume
>>150525988Gane might just out muscle chubby Tom
>>150525971starts in 23 bings mate
>>150519419This is how your average dweebs first wardrobe looks
>>150526011Beautiful failed takedown
>>150525971I didnt realize its a multi-day event
>>150526019probably highlights and stuff till 8:30
While Tom is getting more man child tattoos on his neck, Gane is actually training and eating properly. No muffin top here
>>150526011holy fuck his wrestling and trips are so bad
>>150525960>I actually believe that gane will win so much but NOOOOO I CAN'T BET ON HIMlol ganecels are the funniest
>>150526011how did he get out-muscled by a chubby LHW?
>gane supreme boxers.pngganecels are literal faggots lmfao
>>1505260554+ years ago before he brought in the Dagestan and Senegalese wrestlers into camp
>>150526072Alright post your bet slip then
>>150526072All that to get taken down 3 times by Volkov
Gane legit has aesthethic arms and his delts are capped. He trains to exhaustation and keeps going, Tom carries so much fat, you can tell he is comfortable and never pushes himself to the brink>>150526063He didnt, he literally threw him with his left arm>>150526078When I get money I will post>>150526081Long layoff and didnt take the fights serious bc of the 50-45 we did before
>>150526096>When I get moneyYou aren't gonna get any betting on Gane lol
Leon Edwards if he fought in a good weight class (would be unranked at FW)
>>150526096>He trains to exhaustation and keeps going,he admits to being lazy and hating traininghis right lung will literally collapse if he tries too hard
>>150526125why is he so swole then
>>150526096Didn't this guy get subbed by Jon Jones in just 2 minutes?
Gane will kick the legs out from under Tomminterim and beat the shit out of him on the ground cap this
>>150526132So you can wank over him obviously
clozzy loves the blacks
Frail little chicken legs reminiscent of Kevin R Nash
>>150526155We don’t sign our posts here
>>150526138imagine being this dumb
>>150526133Gane said he heard a pop and he thought he got injured, he wasnt in danger + Jones had 84 reach so he can guillotine, Aspinalls arms are too short to do that>>150526138Honestly I see Aspinall limping early from Ganes leg attack
>>150526182See >>150526165
>>150526187>Gane said he heard a pop and he thought he got injured, he wasnt in dangerso he's just a bitch, got it
submission are low percentage finishing methods compared to striking either from the feet or from top control. Sport bjj is based entirely around low percentage moves. This is why sport bjj is fundamentally boring
>>150526200imagine being this dumb
>>150526187>he wasnt in dangerSo he just tapped and gave up while he wasn't in danger?
Is this good defense?>>150526203its his neck, he couldve been crippled if it was actually something
>>150526213I don't have to b your demnostrating it just fine
Tom will be so tired by R2, dude just jumps back like a dumbass if you throw >>150526233bc he thought he got injured from his neck
>>150526235The only thing Tom will need to defend is his brain stem
>>150526250Did you just have a stroke while typing that? R u okay sar??
>>150526256Do you think his son eats crayons?
Is closing your eyes taught when throwing a punch in the UK? Maybe raising your chin combined with closing your eyes adds power
>>150526274>heems everyone with his eyes closedlevels
>>150526274That gay shit doesn't matter at heavyweight
Dude is fighting like a WMMA fighter, hes fucking running forward
>>150526261Listen kid, you don't want this
>heems Aspinall is a tko merchant thougheverbeit
hes literally falling forward>>150526286werdum died to Stipe bc of this
>>150526274Are you basically saying that Tom doesn't even need to have his eyes open to beat his opponents?
>>150526311Are you an autism?
Tom Aspinall literally fell over himself bc he has shit technique
>>150526289I really never wanted to read any of your posts you can't spell and you don't know grammar
>>150526337Your a homosexual
>>150526311hes fighting dudes with 30% bodyfat
>>150526352>Your aI did not realize how many pajeets were in Finland these days
>>150526361Incurable case I lamnet in hororr
>>150526372We seriously need to get you a spellchecker sar
>>150526404You fuck men.
>>150526398Waht shutup
Cji pushed back by 30 bings
>>150526443i literally forgot about that shit
'the Smile Killer' ZIAM
CSO
thinkin bout that anon that used to post "brehs..." with the crying black guy whenever a nice bunda showed up in the threads
>>150526528Whens his next UFC fight?
>>150526011notice how when they break from the clinch gane's immediate instinct is to stretch out his fingers at eye level. elite striking defence of this calibre is rarely seen. levels.
>>150526571its managing distance, long guarding and punch traffic with a fist feels weird, fingers out is natural
>>150526571yeah it's known that he tries to cheat
Skinny Aura
>>150526630Who the fuck is this guy?
>>150526612it's not cheating unless the jannies at the athletic commissions get upset about it
>>150526630you can literally see the inbreeding
>>150526667He has to try to cheat to win. It's part of his thing. Remember when he straight up blasted Jon Jones in the nuts in the first minute of the fight. Then Jon subbed him for it
>>150526707>subbed him for itthat was going to happen either way
>>150526707Jon really is the GOAT
Ting ting cyril gane
>>150526680where?
>>150526630I know him from this picture y'all keep spamming
>>150526707jon is also an eye poke and steroid enjoyer. jon vs gane was truly a meeting of the minds and it speaks volumes that jon was outplayed in the opening seconds of the fight. gane won the story
Are people really forgetting that this happened?
>>150526738The G stands for gayest
>>150525710Anon, behavior like picrel is never going to make you happy. Focus on the real world so you can achieve fulfillment.
Imavov is gonna box that fake nerd's head off
PINK PIGGY DOWN
>>150526777oh great it's another classic case of he won by losing
>>150526773>>150526659155 prospect, 5 fight winstreak
They're not charging Raja at all for attempted murder are they?
>>150526815caio is the biggest nerd of the lot
>>150526845I still don't know who he is
Nerds running shit. The time of the jocks has ended
>>150525451Proto Gane
>>150526852Sissy stu shouldn’t have tried to suck him off
Caio is gonna kick that fake french's head off
r/bjj complaining that cji 2 day one was boring
>>150526955How many days is this crap?
>>150526955so did Jack Slack
>>150526955That's how you know it's worth a rewatch or two.
>>150524680he lost the story against peon when he made him bleed
>r/bjj>cjj
>>150526841you're just inexperienced and dont understand that once you've won the story the outcome of the fight is actually irrelevant. gane won.
>>150526955you can't make sport bjj entertaining so long as guardpulling is allowed and matches are 5+ minutes with no stalling penalties
>>150527012I look like this and think Gane won
>>150527012cji you illiterate goon
>>150527016>the fight is actually irrelevantSo the losses don't matter? Or the wins? Or the fight itself?
>>150525451Dazn boys
>>150518730TY for the info. gonna watch Jones and Keitat. caz
>>150527016Who makes you make these fucking retarded posts?
>>150526047I thought he was having sex instead of training his takedowns defence?
>>150527065this is getting sad mate
People forget, man, GSP's coach brought a tub of vaseline into the cage between rounds
>>150527124sry I dont watch everything? xd
>>150527109no, his haters make stuff up
>>150527018trust me guardpulling makes it more entertaining if anything. the alternative is 10 minute handfighting fests like luke rockhold vs nicky rodbut yes the quintet format is way worse than cji1's
>>150527109with women!
>>150527060the fight is only a small part of the story, see picrel>>150527088gane
UFC fight night Saitama vs Gojo
>>150527215Why did Volkov imply that the judge liked being blacked?
>>150526707Jones subbed him quick cause he sensed gane's evil aura
jack Taiwanese boy won
>>150527088That’s ironic shitposting. Only proper retards like roddit think Gane will actually win
why did the gane meme one shot so many retardsis it because it came about during peak covid when people's minds were already fragile
>>150527232blatant robbery, and the quickest way to discredit someone in a polite society is to claim they're a coalburner
>>150527268asians always go for blond girls, its like Asian wife or blond white gf. its a fetish I think, they never get a regular white chick
>>150527280b why do you take every post seriously
>>150527292Blonde hair is strange and exotic
>>150527310can someone with a reddit account post this over there and see if they laugh or whatever?
>>150527215Do ganecels really think the fight doesn't matter?
*blasts all over your face*
UFC fight bight Atreides vs Starl
levi jones leary is a fag but ngl his guard is definitely more entertaining than most buttscooters
Gane 48-47s AspinallAnkalaev heems PereiraChimaev subs FluffyMakhachev subs JDMTopuria KOs GaethjeSilva KOs VolkMerab 49-45s SandhagenVan split 48-47s PantojaZhang subs SchevchenkoY'welcum
>>150527307you think every ganepost is ironic?
>>150527355Fluffy won’t get past Rdr
cij isn’t boring. You’re not mentally equipped in a way to enjoy it. That includes reddit as well.
>>150527355>Ankalaev heems PereiraImagine thinking this when their last fight was just hugging up against the cage
>event so shit after day 1 that craig jones has to go on instagram and offer an additional 50 grand for every sub that happens because bjj athletes are consumnate fake ones
>>150527357I think you could never tell if they were.
Boxing isn’t boring. You’re not mentally equipped in a way to enjoy it. That includes reddit as well.
>>150527402Champkalaev had AGPoatan on skates
you have to be this tall to enjoy cji, sorry
>>150527380I've underrated RDR before but I still think he's not truly elite. He's gigantic but outside of knees his striking is sloppy as hell and his takedowns stink. I can see Fluffy finishing him on the feet>>150527402Ankalaev is a counter striker. Pereira was frozen like Elsa almost the whole fight and still managed to almost get taken out
The format was gay thats the problem who ever gets the first sub kinda wins so everyone wants to not get tapped instead of going for the submissions
>>150527423Its too long, 12 rounds, 3 minutes each, 1 minute break after each round. Like 1-3 round feel out process
>>150527423Are you mocking me? Dickhead.
>>150527449You aint a purple belt, post it
>>150527452AARON FUCKING PICO
>>150527484didnt say I enjoy cji
Argentina is SHIT at FIGHTING
What the FUCK is wrong with Americans?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOCbB_5ktzX/
I'm a purple belt and cji SUCKS
>>150527535How else will she protect herself from Jon when he’s coked up?
Youtube chat is saying they need to free goon rod
All sports are capable of being boring.The strongest strategy, no matter what the rule set is, will always be to ensure your opponent can play the game as little as possible.It doesn't matter if it's football, soccer, basketball, boxing, wrestling, or MMA. Any one serious about a sport will try to diffuse their opponent and make the game as uneventful as possible.
>>150527535>how to run the AR platformthis nigga plays too many video games
>>150527535Which one is Olivia
Aaron "The Diffuser" Pico
>>150527581obviously the youngest
>>150527535Based. One of the good things about american culture.
>Shaelin Jones is now 18 years oldJon Jones daughters are fucking OLDDD now>>150527594Bro tried le boxing weakside pivot and got elbowed.. Kiddo got a reality check, this aint the golden gloves
Money talks bullshit walks
i'm a purple penis
>>150527535>he forgot to change his vpn before posting
>>150527618why are you so weird about fighters kids
>>150527618
A girl from BJJ is flirty with me. But I don't think I can go through with it. I can't imagine sucking her toes knowing that she's been barefoot on the mats.
>>150527662Let me get 2-3 examples
this shit was funny
Listen brazza, send 2-3 years Little St. James and forget
>>150527719Notice how bro is ducking the actual real good grapplers
>>150527713you're always posting pereira's kidsyou were posting topuria's kidnow you're posting jones' kids
>>150527706All bjj girls are whores no question so do with that info what you want
>>150527746Bro talking about Freddy the Ferret?
Erin Blanchfield is a goddess and you should worship her.
>>150527768Seek professional help
>>150527706Every girl at my local Gym is either 40 or 10-13, stopped going, 120 bucks a month for 0 chances of a romance. Fuck that
Honestly who watched RAF? Real American freestyle? No one so bjj is niche as fuck idgaf i like it even the shit events like yesterday
I should go to the gym, but I just took a huge dump and feel blissful laying in bed.
>>150527783>inbred dyke wearing a cross
>>150527749Uhm no, they dress like that bc its comfortable. BJJ girls arent sluts, athletes typically wear stuff with good range of motion, aka less fabrics
>>150527799>Honestly who watched RAF?I unironically did
>>150527792>120 bucksShit Man wtf, i heard running clubs get you laid there, try that a bit
>>150527535Based private jones
>>150527792Pussy chasing is not the goal of going to the gym. One day you’ll learn.
BJJ girls are generally right wing. They act kind of tough, but they want to be girly for someone.
>>150527819Straight just waiting until her first boyfriend. Her strong Irish genes are better
>>150527819>InbredAll of white America>DykeHas a husband>CrossEvery huhwitey is larping as le religious jesus is my heckin savior since tiktok popularized it>>150527827my knee hurts from some 145 pound 5'5 dude knee barring me, it hurts to even walk if I run>>150527840I just work out at home, its free
>>150527819Bibble don't say shit about lezzers
>>150527875>>150527875>>150527875>>150527875
>>150527884Fuck you bitch
new>>150527888>>150527888>>150527888>>150527888
>>150527821Oh no they dress normal but they fuck the teacher, in my gym there was 2 girls and one fuck like 3-4 guys and the other left cause the teacher was into her>>150527826Was it good? Anyways if i am the only guy watching bjj so we it i like it, dame with Wrestling for you
