More TDsMore WinsMore YardsMore MVPsMore AccuracyMore SuperbowlsMore Passer Rating
*taps the sign*
chiefs 2024 fraudulency>week 1 lamar game winning TD nullified by reffies>week 2 bengals called for PI on 4th and 16 so chiefs can get a nice 51 yard walk off field goal>week 3 falcons final play doesnt get called for DPI on chiefs safety and game ends on 4th down stop>week 4 need reffie magic to comeback in the 4th against the chargers who only put up 10 points on them>week 5 coast against the saints lol>week 7 barely squeak by a toothless niners>week 8 reffies have to step in to save your ass from the fucking raiders lmao and you score 10 in the 4th>week 9 get deep dicked by baker mayfield until the reffies step in in the 4th AGAIN and put in OT so you can walk off after scoring 20 unanswered>week 10, full fuckery in effect. bo nix and the broncos are within 40 yards for a walk off field goal, goodell makes the call and the broncos left anchor sits down and lets the chiefs block the kick>week 11, everyone including their grandma knows youre full of bullshit. bills play their asses off to beat you and they are until the refs once again start dragging the chiefs back into the game until the chiefs fuck up and its over for an actual loss to your bullshit season>week 12 god damn trash bryce young manages a 4th quarter comeback and has the game tied only so the league can step in again and have the panthers go into prevent shell so mahomes can lightly jog 30 yards into fg range
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150524185Why are you obsessed with that retired GOAT? Leave him be, weirdo.
He ranks second all-time in Super Bowl interceptions and recorded the lowest first-half QBR in Super Bowl history at 10.7, while also posting the second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 with –0.62 EPA per dropback. Since 2018, he has had 17 interceptions erased by penalties, the most of any quarterback, and in the playoffs he owns the highest roughing-the-passer rate ever at 0.412 per game—more than three times the league average of 0.12.
>week 13 raiders are driving and are within FG range to win the game. bizarre miscue happens where the center fires the ball at aiden o connel without being snapped while aiden is talking to the sideline. chiefs fall on it and the game ends/ no review, no penalty for false start on the center. just hush hush out the door chiefs need these pls>week 14 refGODS set you up for yet another walk off td after the chargers storm back on you in the second half>week 15 lol browns W wow good job legendary chiefs squad 21-7>week 16 texans are finna beat the chiefs so they summon the dark gods and explode tank dells leg ending his season and crushing the texans spirit for the game>week 17 shittsburgh blowout on christmas where no one wants to be on the field except kelce and mahomes cause they have their nfl network snippets after>week 18 get bulldozed by the broncos because youre literally terrified of joe bussyand then you kwab your way through the playoffs only to get 40-6'dKWABWAB
>>150524179Packers will win the owl.
>>150524197This anon knows ball.>>150524209I never start these debates but I finish them. Go read the previous thread and look who started it. Mahomes is competing with elite QBs like Peyton and Marino, not Brady who wasn't top 10 in stats at this age.
>Have a string of terrible losing seasons with Landry>Then get PISSED when Landry is fired>Then proceed to say Landry wouldn't have had a terrible season in 1989 (His 1988 was so bad the Cowboys had the first overall pick)Are cowboy fans actually dumber than Jerry Jones?
>>150524212>He ranks second all-time in Super Bowl interceptions and recorded the lowest first-half QBR in Super Bowl history at 10.7Okay but show us the stats of other QBs in their 5th Superbowl at age 29? Tell the class why you can't show these stats. Could it be because they got BTFO in the lower rounds of the playoffs?
>>150524197I remember when you wrote this. 90% of the replies are just people calling you a retard and cucksoi
>when your QB turns 41yo
>>150524251>I never start these debates but I finish themYou mean by going on a seething rage and getting yourself banned?Btw there were no "debates" while you were gone and the general was the most tolerable it's been in months. Moment you came back, it went back to paranoid schizo posting
>>150524259trvke
>>150524301i was there i saw this
>>150524185
The face of the NFL
>>150524294Mahomes has the most interceptions thrown in the playoff history by age 29
>>150524206>2nd>2nd>2nd>2ndYes we know. 2nd place is what the loser gets
>>150524259>>150524209>That's what you Chiefsfags don't understand. There is no debate except in your obsessed minds. For everybody else this is over and we're tired of people trying to re-litigate an issue that wasn't really a issue, and doing it in the most low-effort, cherrypicking, schizo way possible.I've never heard a Chiefs fan claim Mahomes is the GOAT. It's Brady fans who keep derailing NFL with these debates. There's nothing wrong with a Chiefs fan saying "my QB currently has the best start to a career" since it's a factually true statement. Something like that doesn't warrant a billion GOAT debates. If Jayden fans said their QB had a better start than Mahomes since he played his rookie season none of us would be offended so why are Brady fans like this. You won't answer this.
>>150524197>has 500+ yards and multiple touchdowns in superbowls>h-hes carried!kek incredibly plonked
>>150524304Kek
>>150524371>I've never heard a Chiefs fan claim Mahomes is the GOAT
>>150524309>>150524330see>>150524371
>>150524392wrong vpn
>>150524344Any INTs he throws is offset by his TDs. He probably will end his career with the most Superbowl INTs but will also have the most playoff TDs.
>benched by Dany DimesHow much of a bust Anthony Richardson is?
>>150524398don't (you) me nigger we are sick of your shit
>>150524458It’d be funny to see Danny Jones succeed on a different team the same way Barkley did.
>>150524392You picked the wrong VPN kiwi.
>>150524455>Any INTs he throws is offset by his TDsThis is how you put Brett Favre in GOAT contention btw.
>>150524510
>>150524406?>>150524458look how AR scrambles around the bend on pressures. hes cooked.
>>150524185lol
Are we finally allowed to admit that Troy Aikman is an underrated great?
>>150524197 #>has 500+ yards and multiple touchdowns in superbowls>h-hes carried!kek incredibly plonked
>>150524392hmm...
>>150524179
>>150524529Farve had a lot of INTs. Mahomes in the playoffs has the best TD:INT ratio of all time. He has more playoff pass TDs than Brady and Farve combined at this age.
you "people" literally post the same exact shit every thread
We got Mahomes poster and the Detoilet truther. This season will be interesting.
Is it Jalen Hurts' fault that he has an elite coach, owner, and GM?
>>150524616Cool gif, never saw it before
>>150524616>Danny DimesYeah whachu got over there?
>>150524573I love watching him seethe at Mahomes during Chiefs games. He calls him a ref and defense baby.
>>150524573I heard he was a fag
>>150524631the "everyone is a detoilet" guy is also a queefsfag
>>150524458Richardson was always going to be a bust. Dude had absolute shit-tier accuracy and was dumb as a bag of bricks. He had pretty much none of the traits you actually want in a qb, all he could do is run fast and throw it really hard in a random direction. The entire pick was contingent on him somehow becoming better at things you can't really learn. The Colts are a dumb franchise but we knew that already. Their owner was a fucking drug addict
>>150524631I don't trust the kiwi after reading that essay. He never talks about the Ravens.
>>150524585
>>150524712Watching him was wild. A perfect passing situation with a wide open receiver could happen and it was still about a 30% chance Richardson would actually get the ball to the receiver. I think he's the worst qb I've ever seen.
>>150524651clearly it means he has to give up millions of dollars and the teammates he has bonded with and played alongside for 5 years in order to go have his soul crushed by a dogshit trashfire franchise in order to prove wrong a couple of randoms on the internet who said he was carried
>>150524723he's ashamed of them, I would be too if I was a fan of an AFC team allowing the queefs to own their conference year in year out, shit is embarrassing.
>>150524692WE ARE AWARE
OFFICIAL QB NUMBER POWER RANKINGS1. 122. 83. 74. 165. 186. 17. 198. 49. 1110. 1311. 512. 1413. 1014. 915. 1516. 1717. 218. 319. 6
>>150524766Brady did it and won a superbowl with a trash franchise
>>1505248001 is a shit number for a qband 6 is underrated
>>150524712all that natural God given talent and athletics with no brain cells to take advantage of ita crying shame
>>1505248216 has no aura. the best players to wear 6 are Jay Cutler and Mark Sanchez. 1 has Warren Moon and Cam Newton
>>150524849Bakey is the greatest 6 there is
>>150524849>titans qbswho gives a shit
>>150524871Nuff said
>>150524897You're right. We should care about the illustrious history of Bears and Jets Quarterbacks
>>150524805I'm looking at the Buccs and even without Brady they are looking pretty well run considering they already got another one this century and Brady got to bring 2 of his most trusted recievers with himI meant more of a Browns level of trashfire
>>150524849Warren Mooncricket
>>150524892
>>150524800>his franchise quarterback number isn't single digit
>>150524631>>150524510>>150524309>>150524209>Mahomes posterFun fact: I glaze all Chiefs players. It's only when I glaze Mahomes that /nfl/ has an issue with it and start derailing /nfl/ into childish GOAT debates. Mahomes sent their team home crying one too many times and now they hate him.
>>150524748And what's so retarded is that it was all on film the whole time and they drafted him anyway. How the fuck can you watch a guy memechuck his way through an underwhelming college career and think "yes, this RNG in qb form is just what our troubled franchise needs?"
yes we are well aware of your josh simmons posting you do it every fucking threadkys
>>150524941>Mahomes sent their team home cryingIs that what happened
Ja-red GoffJa-red Goff:^]
>>150524954there isn't a single serious organization in the AFC south
>>150524849Dart is bringing 6 back
>>150525034Was the 2022 thrashing so bad you erased it from your memory?
The opener being eagles cowboys completely kills the rivalry aspect of the matchup because people are just happy football is back. that being said, dallas sucks etc
>>150524915smokin jay is more relevant than the entire titans franchise
>>150525122the butt fumble is too
>>150524970It's not just Josh Simmons. I'm behind most of the chiefs glazing on /nfl/. My goal is to put fear in the hearts of fans, I want them to know they stand no chance.
>>150525099many such cases
the only respectable poster in this genny is the german tradinals fan
>>150525192I like the rooskie browns fan
>>150525192I'm pretty cool.
>>150524681Skeeeep stop, he gonna sue you one day, my grabdma used to say fuck around and find out and boy Skeep I found out I'm 24 millions down in the hole, don't do like I did Skeeep
>My goal is to put fear in the hearts of fans, I want them to know they stand no chance.
>>150525192the kiwi goes from being a respectable ball knower to the worst VPN abusing schizo on /nfl/. Probably has an undiagnosed mental disorder. Don't know how his mom tolerates his chemical imbalance in his brain. Needs to put him on pills to mellow him out.
>>150525265We're reaching levels of unironic ironic schizo shitposting never before imaginable.
>>150525271>he thinks I use a VPNThe flaccie make ya seethe kek plonked
>>150525271Didn't your force you into watching games by beating you?
people are going to be surprised
>>150524396You have no proof a Chiefs fan said Mahomes is the GOAT on /nfl/. He's been called the best which is not the same thing as GOAT. Let me make this clear to you: Chiefs DO NOT care about Brady. We have the best QB who went to a record 5 Superbowls in his 20s. We wouldn't trade this for anything. We have no rivals in this era and don't wake up thinking about irrelevant teams like the Patriots.
>>150525348I would dose off during superbowls in the 90s and my mom would give me a light tap on my head to wake me up.
>>150525099>thrashingthis is the biggest cope you have in all of the posts you spammed out over the course of the offseasonlet me summarize how the reply chain will go like it has every single other time>dominatedthey only won by 3>but they coulda scored anotherbut they didn't and chose to run out the clock instead because they were scared to leave Hurts with time on the clockand this is where the replies end because I never get a response after this>something something there are only so many different ways to talk about this topic just like the big boy sports pundits I see on the teebeeif that's the justification to spend the last 6 months making the same exact posts over and over and over again like an autistic robot then whatever>I just like to stroke my dick while debating amd Mahomes makes me cum so easilywhatever helps you sleep at night
>>150525364when they finish 4th in the division
>>150525074This. There are owners who want championships, and there are owners who want asses in seats
>>150525165you are failing horriblythe only thing you've done is be annoying and by proxy made people annoyed at the chiefs
Why cant hurts shills ever muster a coherent response to their guy objectively bus riding to a free trip to disneyworld when called out. 100 out of 100 times their backpedaling rebuttal is >s-so what if hurts isn't elite, h-he won us a superbowl!>w-whats wrong with being a game manager! look at these other mediocre guys that made the championship game with less than 20 touchdowns!Hurts carried less than brad johnson and troy aikman in their respective SB runs with SIGNIFICANTLY more help around him on offense, talent most HOF QBs never had in their entire careers including an elite defense to bail him out of bad plays ( as we immediately saw in qtr 1) but we're supposed to believe hurts is a top 5 qb right now according to eagles fans. lol.
>>150525271Imagine being the one who goes on schizo rants accusing others of being sort of some conspiracy then saying something like this
>>150525403That explains some of the brain damage
>>150525271you keep making claims without proof, is the vpn poster in the room with us right now?
>>150525425I know I'll be surprised cause I have the Saints as a bottom 3 team.
>>150525368took me 10 seconds
>>150525455Why weren't all these players elite and dominant at the NFL level before Jalen Hurts was their teammate?
>>150525368>Chiefs DO NOT care about BradySpends all day literally comparing the two>Inb4 "b-but they bring him up."You're the with a collection of infographics.Obsessed much?
>>150525418>but they didn't and chose to run out the clock instead because they were scared to leave Hurts with time on the clockLOL Chiefs were terrified of Jalen's clutch gene! You remember that failed hail mary throw which didn't land close to a receiver since he has a noodle arm.>if that's the justification to spend the last 6 months making the same exact posts over Okay, since you're so smart. Please educate us. If someone says to you "Brady is better than Mahomes" how do you respond to that. You would probably mention their MVPs, TDs, yards, wins, etc....right? What else would you mention? Their dick size? Their looks? This isn't rocket science, there's only so many ways you can make the argument that player x is better than y. How about stop comparing them in the first place and I won't have to respond. I don't mention Brady, but you guys keep mentioning my QB.
>>150525512
>>150525520that's the webm spammer doing his flu meme
>>150525560I know faggit
They dumped the Gatorade before the 2 minute warning
>>150524392>>150524585>kiwinigger really was the VPN postertop kekaroo
>>150525455well he's made it to the superbowl twice in 3 years since the 4 years he's been playing and that first one had half the talent so he's already doing better then most of his contemporaries
>>150525543Do you really think fans of a team that was a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 superbowls wakes up thinking about an irrelevant Patriots team. When you guys instigate a goat debate I will respond to it since I'm not going to allow people to bad mouth my Chiefs, but I'm never the one who starts it.
>>150525520Lmao. Dude really went from:>Mahomes will threepeat with an undefeated season and will be the goat over a BradyLose to the Bills>That loss was a good thing. We need to focus on the Super Bowl anywaysMahomes gets humiliated in the Super Bowl>Um akshually, he's the best QB by age 29 when he doesn't have the flu!LMAO
>>150525553>failed hail mary throwstepped on by his linemanfigured I'd give him the benefit of the doubt since you make all these excuses for Mahomes anyway>THEY AREN'T EXCUSES THEY ARE PROPER EDUCATED DISSECTIONS OF GAME FILM BECAUSE MY MAHOMES NEVER EVER LOSESwhatever helps you sleep at night>This isn't rocket sciencethat's cute, I pointed out exactly what you were going to post and you did it anywayyou even gave me your adorable little catchphrase you ARE autistic, aren't you?
>>150525311>>150525348>>150525459>>150525489That essay was made by the webm spammer in his attempt to try to make Chiefs fans look like schizos but he inadvertently uncovered the truth about the kiwi anon's VPN abuse. I despise the webm spammer and would probably off him if we were locked in a room but he's on to something here. The kiwi never talks about >his Ravens. I've had so many debates arguing Allen shouldn't have won the MVP yet the kiwi never assist me in these debates despite the fact that I'm arguing for his QB. It's so obvious he's a Broncos fan and his secondary team is the Lions.
>>150525658Respond to this
Just a reminder that there was a large majority that thought the Eagles made a mistake signing Saquon Barkley, and thought he was already past his prime and too much of an injury risk. Only in Hindsight was it a "Super Team" signing
>>150525629He bought multiple SIM cards to get around range bans too. https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148904506/#q148946822
>>150525429shit makes no sense because the best way to get asses in seats is to supply fans with a winning product on the field, I guarantee there wasn't a single sold out titans or jags home game last season.
>>150525588seems awfully convenient anyway, here's morenotice how it went from this to "erm nobody was saying he was the GOAT GOAT, only that he was the GOAT of QB careers before the age of 30"
>>150525711I've said that to you a hundred times because it's the truth. You're making the argument that I'm repeating talking points. Okay, answer the fucking question, what new ways would you argue in a goat debate? If I can't use TDs, yards, wins, playoff wins, MVPs, in my argument what would I use? You won't answer this because you're a disingenuous rat. The funny thing is, there is one thing Brady did better than Mahomes yet nobody knows it. Brady was better at QB sneaks. That's pretty much it.
>>150525455who gives a fuck the iggles won the owl lol I assume Hurts will be out of philly in like 3 years anyway. you think we care
>>150525733SCHIZO ALERT!
>his QB has thrown a Fail Mary
>>150525775Lol I recently learned how to get around range bans. No need to do all of that. God you're so obsessed PLONKED!
>>150525848>qb spymutilate eberflus
>/nfl/ has spiritually turned into /nba/
>>150525733>everyone who disagrees with me is the same persondoc, hes off his meds again!
4chan needs to ban AI.
>>150525858bullshit we in /nfl/ don't speak exclusively in zoomer babble
>>150525848frfr he went zimzompzippitybop on that play bruh
>>150525733
Micah gonna start week 1?
>>150525704You're making up arguments but I'll respond.>Lose to the Bills>That loss was a good thing. We need to focus on the Super Bowl anywaysIt unironically was a good thing. Chiefs would have gained 4 games of rest which would make them rusty for the playoffs.>Um akshually, he's the best QB by age 29 when he doesn't have the flu!Two things can be true at once. IF he won that owl the goat debate could start early, but IF he lost he's still ahead of Brady's pace.
micah gonna freak week 1?
BREAKING: THERE ARE 16 BLACK STARTING QUARTERBACKS, THE MOST EVER IN #NFL HISTORY.Pat MahomesKyler MurrayMichael PenixLamar JacksonCaleb WilliamsDak PrescottJordan LoveCJ StroudBryce YoungGeno SmithSpencer RattlerRussell WilsonJustin FieldsJalen HurtsCam WardJayden Danielssoon to be every team in the NFL
>>150525939fuck it add Baker Mayfield too
>>150525939I wonder if and how it effected passing stats
>>150525876>Calnker QBs
>>150525876>4chan needs to ban AI.That's what everyone's reaction to seeing AI slop spam is but eventually you realize it's futile. If you banned it they would just adjust the model to be less generic so that you wouldn't know if it was AI slop.
>>150525811How many men has she taken at one time?
True of false?
>>150525980katie like girls
>>150525933Biggest ref baby by age 29 btw
>>150525992Henry Riggs was awesome until he killed that brown bitch
>>150525992Do retards not know what a streak is?
>>150525858They should have never allowed the >black NBA guys to discuss NFL. They're the reason goat debates exists. In the 80s everyone realized QBs didn't play against each other. Yet these NBA guys tried to turn it into a boxing match. It's moronic. It's 52 man roster.
>>150525733>t's so obvious he's a Broncos fan and his secondary team is the Lionsyes hes orbited denver for a long time. check the archive for his posts when peyton was there.
>>150525939>Jalen Hurts>black
it's our year
>>150526086purple cowgoys
>>150526111>made a CCG this centuryNah
>smoking a dart>letting a bald Asian man in a speedo and a swim cap massage my feet.>only slightly aroused >keyed and locked>kekked and checked>penis status: uncircumcised and ready for actionYep, it's time to watch Jared GODff film to prove what I already know.
can we not with the antisemitism?
>>150526150Post it on my real account you Kiwi
>>150526060>>150525864>>150525823The kiwi glazing Bo Nix and Jared Goff makes no sense. Lamar is always competing for MVPs so why doesn't he glaze him. That's like having a 10/10 GF but you're flirting with a 5/10 bogged milf who already hit the wall. This could be explained by racism, but a quick search of the archive reveals he's not racist like that and holds no anger towards anyone, including the Hispanic guy who mugged him when he visited USA. The only explanation is that he's a Broncos/Lions fans.
kiwi = schizo = webm = vpn = mahomes schizo = DID?
>>150526177Most of the posts here are semitic if you know what I mean
>mom sets up camera and breaks the Parsons news to her son after being picked up from school just to record him crying then posting it online for cloutI hate women so godamn much
Justin Herbert has a very beautiful stride when he gets in open space
>>150524179Isn’t that what Dan Cambell said to the Vikings HC?
>>150526216>flirting with a 5/10 bogged milf who already hit the wall.You don't like milfs? Are you gay or something?
>>150526276Dan said "see you in 2 weeks" which was technically about seeing each other in the Divisional. But basically the same thing
>>150526216Hyperfixation is a sign of mental illness. I can appreciate many players and many teams not just the Lamar and the Ravens. Hell I can even appreciate watching Joe Burrow and the Bengals play when he's at his best. If you enjoyed watching great ball instead of just slobbering over Mahomes you'd understand this mindset
>>150526244The twists is that off white zoomie is actually the kiwi and he knows Goff is going to get raped in week 1
>>150526271Herbert is going to get injured without that LT.>>150526290I've actually fucked a milf unlike you guys. Their vaginas don't self lube like younger girls. It doesn't feel right. They are also much looser. I had to have her suck me off to get off since her pussy did nothing for me.
>re-immersing myself in my 'ders to prepare for the seasonI'm so excited
>>150526028It didn't used to be like that? As an outsider to handegg I always found it stupid how it's Qb vs Qb when they aren't even on the field at the same time, announcers, media and fans all talk like that.
>>150526336I doubt the lions get raped they're just gonna run the ball now that Johnsons out and packers can't stop the run
>>150526310>Hell I can even appreciate watching Joe Burrow and the Bengals playThey're you're divisional rival. No true fan has ever said this about a team in their division. I was only 70% sure you weren't a real Ravens fan, now I'm 100% sure. I can't even watch a divisional team without seething.
>>150526378Pack are gonna Gibbs three tuddys
>>150525816>disingenuous rat.is that your little catchphrase or something? it's adorableanyway compare superbowlsI know you don't because it ruinsvyour narrative
>>150526388>I can't even watch a divisional team without seething.You can't go a single thread without seething so this surprises none of us
>>150525588>>150525807
>>150526310I hyper focus on all Chiefs players >>150524941 >>150525165 it's only Mahomes that makes people seethe. I originally thought the essay was made by the webm spammer to make Chiefs fans look bad, but he was spot on. Don't know if his conclusion is right but he's correct that you're not a real Ravens fan.
>>150526342trvthnvke
I miss scene girls
I'm worried bros...I'm 3 days into a colon cleanse and after the first day of pills, I look down into the toilet and saw Jordan Love looking me straight in the eye. The next day, it was Jared Goff and as I write this today there is a little family of Calebs sitting in my toilet stinking up my house. Ah well, at least my bowels are getting cleaner..
>>150526342>Their vaginas don't self lube like younger girls.Lol you can't get a hag wet
>>150526378Not the Lions as a whole, just Goof. He's gonna get his bussy turned inside out then turned right back in the next play.
I miss doing backshots on my black emo gf
>>150526411>anyway compare superbowlsMahomes has 3 Superbowl MVPs and Brady only had 2 at this age. There done.
>>150526447>I hyper focus on all Chiefs playerslol no you don't why do I only see this then >>150524185
>>150526447Damn what on earth was I doing spending all those years in Ravens gamethreads then rooting for said Ravens???!?!!? Thank you for opening my eyes Mr faggot mutt you're just the most intelligent guy around
>>150526485>this ageliterally the single goalpost you have and it's one not a single other human being cares about
>>150526453I thought one gave me herpes once but one of her piercings ripped out some of my pubes and it turned out to just be ingrown hairs.
>>150526493That's the only one you choose to see.
notice how hes ignoring his slip up earlier
I've never heard of an NFL fan appreciating a divisional rival. The kiwi is sus.>Hell I can even appreciate watching Joe Burrow and the Bengals play when he's at his best.
>>150526553hold on waitwait wait waitI just checkedthe Patriots won in 2002, 2004, and 2005Brady was 27 when he won his thirdholy shit bro you were never even right to begin with Mahomes was 28
>he thinks other people are trying to hide what team they like in order to win arguments with him onlineKek plonked
>>150526513Nobody cares about having the best start to a career in NFL history? I guess these guys are nobody:>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/RNAFAGZlAN0?t=423>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6>Sean Payton: "He's the best"https://youtu.be/WALjBgR4KPw&t=1046>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50>Jimmy Johnson: "Greatest QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26
31-17 is the largest 14 point lead
Its been confirmed that the kiwi is actually queer and hates my chiefs and is actually the webmspammer and the detoilet fan? Never talks about the ravens or lamar and instead has to get into goat debates he can't win
>>150525733Is this one of those melties I keep hearing about?
>>150525733>hes not a real fan i-its all one big ruse!kek plonked take
The Eagles saved the NFL.
>the best start to a career in NFL history?
>>150526695You don't think Dolphins, Bills and Jets fans ever watched Tom Brady play and thought "damn this dude is fucking balling today that was a great throw" even though they were rooting for him to play poorly? Burrow and the Bengals playing poorly helps the Ravens chances to succeed but that doesn't mean if he's playing a great game throwing 300+ and 4 TDs I can't acknowledge the talent on display
My Aints are the dark horse to win it all this year, I've sacrificed over 6000 dogs during the offseason to make it so, voodoo works and you'll see. You'll all see....
>>150526720LMAOStatmutt breakdown inbound
>>150526734>Cowherd>Greenberg>Orlovsky>Kellerman
>>150526720You have bad reading comprehension. I'm saying at age 29 Mahomes is ahead in EVERY category meaning he's currently has the title of best start to a career.-Jayden got to the NFCCG championship in his rookies season so he held the title.-Kurt Warner won the Superbowl AND MVP in his first season as a starter so he overtook Jayden.-Brady won 3 rings which put him ahead. -Mahomes won 3 Superbowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs which gives him the title of best start to a career. He has to win a 4th ring before age 33 to maintain this title since that's the age Montana won his 4th.
>>150526867see>>150526925
>>150526720>Mahomes couldn't even win 3 rings before age 27
>>150526925>has the title of best start to a career.It took him 7 years to win 3 rings. It took Brady 5. That is by definition a worse start
>>150526946>>150526867This picrel is what having the best start to a career looks like.
>all this seething about a color commentatorWhy
>MVPsMedia awards don't count.
>>150526967You have shit reading comprehension. Brady had a better start than Mahomes but by age 28 he overtook him. No different how Brady overtook Kurt Warner who won a ring and MVP in his 1st season. The title of best start to a career is the person who has the most of something at a given age.
As you can see, the red line clearly has the best start to any line on the graph
>>150527024>but by age 28 he overtook himMahomes overtook Brady at age 28 by taking 1 more year to match him in rings?
>>150526925Jayden went to the NFCCG his rookie season and had the best statsa certain anon opened my mind about not talking or guessing about the future so clearly Jayden has the best start to his career you you can't say he will or won't do betterunless you want to be a hypocrite, that is
Baker Mayfield
>>150527038lmaoplonk'd
>>150526453Yeah scene girls were the peak of womenkind, all downhill since then
>>150526971>The "best start to any career" includes getting heemed by Brady twice
>>150527095Kek saved
>>150527038
>>150527038>>150526983>>150527053Jayden HAD a better start than Brady.Kurt HAD a better start than Brady.But eventually Brady overtook them. Similar to how Brady HAD a better start to Mahomes but eventually Mahomes overtook him, why is this so hard for you to understand. Montana won a 4th ring at age 33, whereas it took Brady until age 37 to get his 4th. Mahomes just need to beat Montana and he'll hold that title of best start for a long time.
>>150527139>but eventually Mahomes overtook himKek by doing what? He has less rings and it took him longer to get them
>>150527139
>>150527139Maholmes settling for the Hall of Best Start lmao
>>150527110I never once said Brady wasn't the GOAT. The fact that the only one with a better resume than Mahomes says something considering that Mahomes' career is just at its halfway point.
>>150527150I am so glad I just went and did the math on the rings by what agekek fuck the statmutt
>>150527172you might've just saved /nfl/
>>150527150>League MVPsMahomes 2Brady 0>Superbowl MVPsMahomes 3Brady 2Not to mention superior stats, more all-pros, and playoff wins.>>150527156Not sure why this bothers people.
>>150526720Mahomes Schizo just got PLONKED
>>150527184>MVPsKEK BEST MEDIA AWARD WINNER OF ALL TIME BY AGE 29
>>150526720>>150527189>>150527200>>150527172>>150527181Jayden, Kurt, and Brady HAD a better start than Mahomes but eventually he overtook them and now stands alone on top.
wtf is plonked? can you zoomer faggots stop making up words every 2 weeks
>>150526720>can't read>but of course people overreact to this post and act like someone got owned because Mahomes and the Chiefs live rent free in their heads and they desperately seek anything resembling a "win" when in reality, they constantly get owned in these discussions
concession accepted
>>150527184>if you pretend like nothing anyone else did ever happened and freeze time at this exact moment for this one particular guy he seems like the bestMental gymnastics. Meanwhile, in reality...
>>150527276>I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE THAT'S REALLY OWNED YOU'RE JUST OBSESSED
>>150527276>spams stats every thread>has the gall to call others obsessed
>>150527259>he overtook Brady>by being 0-2 against him in the playoffs
>>150526720oh my fucking god ahahahahahah
The kiwi is saving this genny by dabbing on the muttschizo
>>150527302and now you've changed the subject from who has the best start to the best career and you are childishly comparing 23 seasons to 7. see this >>150527294
>>150527313kek
>>150524179Stan Kroenke looks like THAT?
The dinner
>>150527313Jayden in his rookie season has a better start than Brady.Brady in his 5th season had a better start than Mahomes.Mahomes in his 7th season has a better start than Brady. Why is this so hard to comprehend.
today will forever be known as the day the statmutt lost
>>150527391Bro saltines and PB hits like crack. One of my favorite struggle meals.
>>150527353And you're still pretending like anyone cares about the hall of best startssee this >>150524337
>>150526867LOL he hid the stats.
>>150526086To what? Bring taco dip to the Superbowl party?
>>150527408>Mahomes in his 7th season has a better start than BradyKek needing 7 years to reach 3 is better than needing 5?
Mahomes losing to grandpa Brady in the SB ended the discussion once and for all
>>150527457How many MVPs did Brady have in those first 7 seasons? I'll help you 0. Mahomes had 2.
>vpnkiwi samefagging on 10 proxies STILL hasn't addressed this >>150524585 surely if you're not all the same person you would be clowning on this, right?
>>150527408Jayden in his rookie season had a better start than Mahomes and he continues to have a better start until the conclusion of this season
>>150527488>MVPsHow many times a day do you argue that Allens MVP shouldn't count?
@limewire is 7 more than 3?
>>150527464All time great players put up better stats towards the end of their career than they do towards the start barring a career altering injury. Meaning old man Mahomes would beat young Mahomes who didn't know how to read defenses.
>>150527391>no jelly on topshiggywiggy
>>150527540That's not how it works lmao
>>150527505>and he continues to have a better start until the conclusion of this seasonCool, but he's not winning an MVP or ring so Chiefs fans aren't worried about it.
>>150527540Who said anything about stats? He lost to a nigga in his mid 40s lmao
Is Stroud the last true pocket passer? It seems like every college QB is expected to run nowadays
you lost faggot go on and post porn already so we can have a proper general without you
>>150527565See picrel.>>150527509Allen's MVP is unusual. It's a rare moment when they got it wrong.
7-32-0
>>150527602>It's a rare moment when they got it wrong.LMAO. MVP counts when you want it to but not when you don'tKek utterly plonked
>>150527567I don't talk about what can or can't happen in the future.
>>150527602>Allens MVP is unusual>beat every other MVP ''candidate with half the help
>>150527630Just because they got it horribly wrong in 1 season does not mean they've gotten it wrong in others.
>>150527602>every player except Brady played like a backup at the end of their careerWhat exactly is this supposed to prove
>>150527408It's not that nobody comprehends it. It's just that it's a stupid fucking thing to fixate over and the only reason you're doing it is because this "muh first x years" meme is literally the only way you can even try to claim Mahomes has anything over Brady. You're using tortured logic to try and backdoor your way to a conclusion so dubious you're afraid to even admit that's what you actually mean. You're an intellectually dishonest coward. We understand your arguments, but we reject them as the worthless screechings of a pathetic schizo. Because that's what they are.
>>150527598Shedeur
>>150527663In the start of their career they have bad stats and are struggling to put up 3k yards. In their late 30s they're throwing for 4k yards.
>>150527657Kek you know that MVP is a media award. But it's all you have to defend Fatrick MaWashed anymore
>>150527693he said pocket passer not pocket pussy passer
>>150527464It did for all sane people but schizophrenics gonna schizo
>MOM LOOK!! I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>150527699you're really living up to the moniker of statmutt
>>150527657uh yeah if they get it wrong one year that absolutely proves that they aren't infallible and brings into question other MVP awards
>>150527682I rarely mention Brady on here. I just say my QB has the best start to a career and for some reason that triggers people. I'm not the only one saying it, even the sports shows agree with me >>150526734. It's you guys who are in the minority.
>>150527598been saying it since kliff started the air raid shotgun bullshit and the saints ran with it in 2009 it was the end of producing real QBs out of collegeLook at baker mayfield, dude can run around like a fairy but the 1 time he had to go under center he fumbled the ball and lost tampa the playoffs
>>150527751>the best start to a career>takes more time to win less rings
>>150527751>I rarely mention Brady on here.>I rarely mention Brady>I rarely mention>I rarely>rarely
>>150527699First off Steve Young played in a completely different era so its retarded to compare him to modern QBs to begin with. Peypey and Brees were both drafted to notoriously shitty teams and Rodgers played most of his rookie contract as a backup to Favre
Statmutt was raped in the sweltering summer of '25
>>150527769Brady had 0 MVPs, Mahomes had 2 MVPs. Some could argue Mahomes MVP is worth more than Brady's participation trophy ring her earned. As you can see in picrel, Mahomes was the reason his team won the ring unlike Brady.
>>150527844it was a pretty hot summer desu
>>150527751>I rarely mention Brady on hereYes, that's what "you're afraid to even admit that's what you actually mean" and "coward" were in reference to.
>>150527847>MVPsKek how about picks
>>150527844Is this true?
>>150527874i was there it was sweltering
>>150527769>>150527824>>150527857>>150527858go back to your discord tranny, this much deranged antimahomes rhetoric isn't organic. you're all working with the spammer and I WILL expose you
>>150527824Those post are in response to goat debates. In the previous thread nobody was talking about Brady or Mahomes but then a Brady fan instigated a goat debate so posting this >>150524185 is now fair game.
>>150527844Jackson Mahomes on the prowl again?
>>150527647It's unusual because he's not a zesty nigger.
>>150527903>I WILL expose youKek, get to typing
>>150527858Brady was a seasoned veteran by the time he won his 4th superbowl. Mahomes is not in his prime yet. Brady was getting blown out by Jake Plummer in his 20s. Include those stats.
>>150527903>this much deranged antimahomes rhetoric isn't organicLol, have to talked to anyone outside your own head recently? People fucking hate the Chiefs and their cunt fans because most of them are insufferable bandwagoning frauds like you. Do you think Taylor Swift getting booed at opposing stadiums was just the kiwi hacking into the PA system or something? You're an asshole spamming low-effort shitposts to support the most obnoxious team of the past 50 years. Of course people hate you. And that's people, as in plural.
>>150528032>Mahomes is not in his prime yet.
>>150527903>this much deranged antimahomes rhetoric isn't organic
....LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOLLOL LOL
>>150528032>Mahomes is not in his primewell his prime was three years ago so I guess you're technically correct
>>150527184>AFC Championship appearancesMahomes 1Brady 8>NFC Championship appearancesMahomes 0Brady 1>Super Bowl appearancesMahomes 1Brady 7>Super Bowl VictoriesMahomes 0Brady 4>Super Bowl MVPsMahomes 0Brady 3>League MVPsMahomes 0Brady 3>Seasons with 4k yardsMahomes 0Brady 6>Pass TDsMahomes 35Brady 308>Pass yardsMahomes 4,607Brady 73,000>5k yards or 50 TDs?Mahomes 0Brady 1
>>150528094Lmao even
Brady was lucky he got to play with generational talent like Chris Hogie, Brandon Lafag and Danny almonds. Maholmes never has any help and he already got 3 owls.
>>150527903>nobody hates me and my faggot team! its all coordinated!
>>150528064That's not me you're talking to but you have anons like the kiwi rooting for divisional rivals yet I'm the fake fan. LOLHe's allegedly a Ravens fan yet admitted to rooting for the Bengals. He's a complete fraud.
>>150527464No it was the blatant refball
Plonked MaWashed vs GOATrick SURGEdy
>>150528105>>150528077>5th SeasonBrady Lost DivisionalMahomes Won Superbowl>6th SeasonBrady Lost AFCCGMahomes Won Superbowl>7th SeasonBrady Lost SuperbowlMahomes Lost Superbowl
>>150527912bro the last thread isn't archivedyou can go look right now at the actual posts that kicked this retarded shit off you disingenuous rat
>>150528182>5th SeasonBrady had three ringsMahomes had one
>>150528145Reminder Trump is pro-QB push, he knows ball.
>>150528148>He's allegedly a Ravens fan yet admitted to rooting for the Bengals. He's a complete frauddon't forget when kiwi rooted for the browns when baker was there
I for one am excited for the season to start. Football season is the best time to enjoy my regional delicacy.
not taking the chiefs to win their division
>>150528251Where's he rooting for the browns in that picture doe
>>150528303he was throating cleveland the year they beat the steelers
>>150528251>I’ll be proven right>is constantly wronglmao
Someone post the 55-23 eagle
Best thread since the last time I said this
>>150528194I clicked on /nfl/ and saw this>>150505141>>150515475>>150515656They started it.
>>150528251lol he's the most fake fan I've seen. Someone needs to explain to fairweathers that you DO NOT root for your divisional teams. You only hate watch them.
>you're all working with the spammer and I WILL expose youholy shit man do you not realize how annoying you are?
>>150528368>They started it.
>>150528440genuine toddler behavior keknuke missouri
>>150528313Good fuck the steelers
>>150528182>5th season5k yards, 41 touchdowns>6th season4200 years, 27 touchdowns>7th seasonnot even 4k yards, 26 touchdownsLike I said, peaked three years ago. It's all downhill form here. You better hope Reid doesn't decide to retire along with Kelce
>>150528392That’s what happens when you get MUGGED.
It's interesting that stats both matter greatly (When the numbers are good), and are actually completely irrelevant (When they are bad) when it comes to Mahomes.
>>150528368so two shitposts and a guy trying to defend Stroud is all it takes for you to go full retard?
Is this the most powerful image on /sp/?
True
>>150528523no but close
Make your own fucking thread. /GOATdebate/ general. Stay there.
I love mahomes
>>150528523
Let's talk about the Jacksonville Jaguars
>>150524202>>150524224You forgot to mention the divisional game vs the Texans, just some of the most disgusting reffing I've ever seen
>>150528594same but I fucking hate the statmutt
>>150528585He's not trying to debate, he's just shitting up threads because he has nothing else to do and is angry at the world because no one likes him
https://youtu.be/6zmFQXtyd0w?t=2042
>>150528738I wonder how many times Andy Reid has creampied that filthy snatch
Hello I'm new to this thread. Are there any male cheerleaders?? Cute ones???
Anyone else here /shedeur/
>>150528728>Chiefs win superbowl>he spends the season spamming pics of Mahomes with his rings>Chiefs don't win superbowl>he spends the entire offseason trying tobmake everyone as miserable as he iswhat an incredibly pathetic person
>>150528841That dude sucks!
>>150528295Only problem is the division is dog shit. Even the AFC East is better.
>>150525455this>wahhhhhh nobody respects hurts!>lol you think we care he'll be out of the league in 3 yearsthey're such a weasely two faced fanbase man, pulled the same shit with wentz, frothed at the mouth if you didn't buy his hype in 2017 then threw him away like trash
>>150528842You must be talking about another Chiefs fan. I deleted my Mahomes folder and fled /nfl/ after the Superbowl blowout. I allowed the Eagles to enjoy their win. Unike the poverty franchise Eagles fans who spammed interracial porn and blamed the ref and turf in 2022.
>>150528829Only Belichick fucks young girls the same age as his granddaughters.
>>150528950>I deleted my Mahomes folder and fled /nfl/ after the Superbowl blowout.imagine mentioning this like it isn't one of the most bitchmade things that you can possibly do
>>150529002The way I was raised is if a guy beats your ass you wait until you get revenge until you run your mouth. Real men don't talk after they lose but a poverty franchise like you only know about running your mouth.
>>150528950are you statmutt?because if you are no you have not let anyone enjoy anything for the entire offseasonyou have been dedicated to shitting up every threadit's not a coincidence the most enjoyable threads were during the time you've been banned
>>150528950You fucking fled when your team needed you the most. Fake fan.
>>150529051are you the statmutt?because if you are you've spent the entire offseason running your mouth going>WELL I WOULDN'T HAVR GOTTEN MY ASS BEAT IF I HAD A LEFT TACKLE
>>150529051the way i was raised if a guy beats your ass you get mpregged and settledown on a farm together
>>150529061I wasn't here in the offseason. This was my last post https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/147115290/#147138413I came back around when training camp started. I would occasionally click on /nfl/ and see someone posting this image and the template with it >>150528523.
>>150528950No you didn’t. You kept coping about how the game didn’t count because the Chiefs LT had a boo boo or something,
>>150529131Go check the archive. Notice how nobody is talking about the Chiefs in these threadshttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fnfl%2F/page/10/
why can't we all get along
>>150529224My wife Chino is cute cute CUTE!
>>150529210I notice that you are wrong
>>150529092see >>150529210go find me anyone talking about the Chiefs or Mahomes in those threads. Like I said, I fled /nfl/ after the Superbowl blowout. >>150529088>You fucking fled when your team needed you the most. Fake fan.Chiefs aren't a poverty franchise. We handled losses like champions. The Eagles complained about refs and turf for months. They even spammed interracial porn.
>>150528989What a pimp
>all these brown steeler fanswtf?
>>150524202Don't forget the bobbled snap horseshit with the raiders in the second game
Ever heard of the Lipinzammer quarterbacks? They're the finest specimens on our planet - and they're all white...
>>150529335and people said ben being a rapist was bad optics
>>150529282That's another Chiefs fan imitating me.>Most MVPsIt's supposed to be "*More MVPs".He's also not capitalizing his post. https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148687259/
>>150529394you already just lied to me about nobody talking about the Chiefs in those threads so how are you expecting people to believe you after you just lied?
>>150529394>i-its all other people!!! holy schizo
>>150529443If the filename didn't tell you it's not me I don't know what to say.
you now remember the VERY RARE DOUBLE SPIN MOVE
>>150529306You are absolutely malding and seething lil bro. You've been like this for hours now. It'd be really funny if you worked yourself into cardiac arrest from getting btfo on 4chin
>>150529492for another anon to imitate you admit that you clearly were already making those kinds of posts
>>150529394The biggest ref baby to ever exist. I will be glad to see his gold broken ass injured in the eagles game week 2.
>>150528523No but this one may be.
>>150529529>for another anon to imitate you admit that you clearly were already making those kinds of postsWhen did I say I didn't make the original post.
>>150529515I won the debates so not sure why I would be seething. I've only ever made one argument which is Mahomes has the best start to a career and that's proven true by picrel
>>1505296223>1 at 27
/mlb/ claims chicanos are mostly mutthomes fansis this true?
>>150529558NOBODY FROM ECUADOR IS WATCHING AMERICAN FOOTBALL, ITS THE VPN KIWIFAGGOTOPENYOUREYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150529679This but unironically.
>>150529622>I won the debatesDelusional much?
>>150528738Mahomes mother is a would.
>>150529306>We handled losses like champions.you been bitching about "WELL WE COULDA WON IF-" all offseasonyou know what's funny?Pats faggots actually truly handled the loss better in 2017they didn't spend the offseason trying to make everyone miserable
>>150529622>I won the debatesin your own little world, maybe
>>150529656I'm not good with math but is having 3 Superbowl MVPs at age 28 better than having 2 Superbowl MVPs age age 37?
>>150529622>I won cuz... Cuz I said so!! Yeah sure, nobody else thinks so, b-but I do!!!Holy kek bro you are one of the most delusional posters I've ever seen and I've been here since 2010
>>150529667My impression is that beaners are usually raiders/cowboys/9ers fans
>>150529587and those posts are made and you start on your retarded bullshit even in Juneyou are a fucking liar like how you lie about wanting to anybody "enjoy the win"
>>150529667They’re Raiders, Cowboys, 49ers, Steelers fans.
>>150529746Boxer (A) loses a fight:>The judges robbed me!Boxer (B) loses a fight:>I should have trained harder.Boxer (A) is blaming others for his loss thus it is an excuse kinda like the Eagles blaming the refs and turfs. Boxer (B) is blaming himself kind like the Chiefs saying our GM should have done a better job at LT.
>>150528989>fucking young girls is BAD
>>150529858Trip on, bitchknees.
>>150529731>>150529775>>150529784At age 29 what QB had more wins, MVPs, TDs, or rings than Mahomes? >*CRICKETS*Enough said. I win.
>>150529853how about instead of posting your retarded boxer analogy AGAIN you address how Pats fans weren't going full retard after losing when the Eagles beat them in 2017this was posting a couple of days after the superbowl btw>I totally wasn't here guys I let them enjoy the win instead of bitching from day 1 of the offseasongod you are such a fucking liar
>>150529920how about at 27?
pretty shit quality genny you have here lads
>>150529967it really just goes to show how one single dedicated retard that wants to make everyone miserable can shit things up for everybody
>>150529813Okay, why isn't there a single GOAT debate in any of these threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fnfl%2F/page/10/Surely if I was here those threads would have looked like this one wouldn't it?
Mahomes and Brady are both refbabby frauds. There you can end the debate now.
>>150529989Enough about the kiwi.
>>150529966Jayden _had_ the title of best start.Kurt _had_ the title of best start.Brady _had_ the title of best start at age 27Mahomes _HAS_ the title at age 28.
>>150529989The kiwi? Filter him if he bothers you so much
>>150529967There's nothing to talk about until next week.
>>150529499Saquon is so fucking good
m drunk and shit myself
>>150529950answer this >>150530032And apologize.
>>150530091That play was entirely the O-line
>>150530111wow a single page where the threads weren't unbearable and suddenly the very next page 9, the start of June, not even training camp you're shitting up the threads like you were as I have shown all the way back in February YOU are the one who needs to apologize to the genny for how much you tried to ruin it just because you're bitter
>>150529920If you actually watch the games you'd know that he's the biggest ref baby by age 29LMAOFRAUD
>>150530190don't downplay that shit he had 3 guys that had him dead to rights but instead he broke a tackle, spun out of a second, and hit the jets away from the third
>>150530080Jayden still has the best rookie season of all time and went to the NFCCGI mean yeah 0 rings < 3 rings but after all you said that doesn't matterJayden Daniels holds the title for best start where he is at in his career before the age of 30
>>150524202>>150524224Notice the brown handed mutt has nothing to say on his >legendary season
>>150529306>We handled losses like champions
>>150524224
>>150530304He's scrambling rn looking for cherry picked stats
>>150530104Based, I'm in a tent and just ate some freeze dried sloppa
If you're ever making some regular ass refried beans get some jalapeño salt or even some dried jalapeño powder and throw it in there, takes it to the next level. I'm gonna make nachise next Sunday kickoff for when everyone comes over and that's how I've been doing the beans for a couple years now. Good shit.@trucy is this sacrilege? How does your familia do it?
Just letting you know from /mlb/ that chikaner is eyeing your genny to shit it up
>>150530210Mandatory minicamp is in June. I let the Eagles enjoy their win but now it's a new season.
>>150530428Can’t be any worse than the kiwi.
>>150530210There's no goat debates in these threads eitherhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fnfl%2F/page/11/It's almost as if what I said about leaving is true but you're obsessed with winning an internet argument so you won't admit you were wrong,.
Me! it was me! I'm the king in yellow!
>>150530448no you didn't >>150529950you continue to lie
>>150530527>>150530552you won't admit you're a liar
>>150530480He mostly post entry level /pol/ /int/ shitposting specifically about mexicans and if you get him to seethe enough he'll spam the thread with furry/loli/gore
liking mahomes is a shibboleth of a brownoid
>>150530428we can trade them the statmuttthey will want the chikaner back real quick
>>150530591Still not as bad as the kiwi.
>>150530576t. won't admit they're plonkedkek
>>150530480
>>150530576Most liars do tend to be dishonest, anon
>>150530654This statement is false.
>>150530649>nobody underneath to just take a checkdown to avoid shit like this
>>150530591>He mostly postESL detectedgo back to mexico
Which team is dumb enough to take Carson Beck?
>>150530707The Cleveland Browns!
>>150530428He's been here scoping us out but was mostly ignored
>>150530707Browns
The kiwi vpnposts across multiple generals, you'll notice rare flags posting at 2am on this board
>>150530527https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/147630345/#147641372youareafuckingLIAR
Alright I'm done with him, he's liar. I'll leave it to /nfl/ to decide if I really left after the Superbowl blowout. Notice how there's 0 goat debates:https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fnfl%2F/page/12/https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fnfl%2F/page/11/https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fnfl%2F/page/10/
The kiwi lives in my walls and is constantly belting opera
>>150530701
>>150530783>>150530778>>150530778>>150530778
>>150530748Yeah he's just collecting surface level knowledge for shitposting purposes. He doesn't actually know dick about sports
>>150530783>I'll leave it to /nfl/ to decide if I really left after the Superbowl blowout.You didn't. Feel free to leave now, though
Some say the kiwi takes flights to america just to throw off investiganons from his tracksRemember to be a skeptic and question everything.
>>150530778I linked to 3 months worth of threads proving I wasn't here and you link to a one cameo I had for a week. Okay.
>>150530998
>>150530998What's snow like bros I've never experienced it
>>150530591So basically the kiwi but replace lolis with antisemitism
>>150530890He comes to America to get mugged and his bussy filled.
>>150531070There was people wearing several layers worth of clothes who had to get limbs amputated from the cold yet that dude was shirtless. Can't explain that can you.
>>150531095It was fun when I was younger due to snow days.
>>150531095>I've never experienced itCold bags of sand.
>Some anons itt won't a single game for their teamAin't no way
>>150531063>I wasn't here in the offseason >oh uh I was actually here one time after you called it outyou lied the first timeand now I caught you lying againnobody believes you anymoreI was not here in the offseason =/= I was not here during the month of MayL.I.A.R.
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>>150531157SNOW DAY
>>150531172Have a stroke? KWAB
>>150531070Kek I remember this guy
>>150531095cold
>>150531139I can: alcohol believe it or not, there's a good fucking reason people drink to "stay warm" despite the reddit myth of it being a myth . Soldiers on cold fronts drank so their hands and feet weren't lost to frost bite. It's the same for mountain rescue units of olden times, you're more likely to die of infection from frostbite than hypothermia
With the first pick in the 2026 NFL draft, the dallas cowboys select: Carson Beck, Quarterback, Miami
>>150531172nah man I once the entire season for my team
>>150531095>What's snow like bros I've never experienced itIt feels similar to when you force your dick into your gf before she's wet. It's a sharp pain but eventually you get used to it. Hope that explains it for you.
>>150531202That’s how the pastry chef survived the Titanic sinking.
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>>150531169Goddammit I was gonna say bags of sand.>>150531095What do you want bro? It's cold, it's frozen water, for water to freeze it's gotta be cold.but really it's cool as fuck.
>>150531222Checked and lol this actually makes sense.
>>150528633>calling a hit to the head is le badjust admit you took the chiefs -9.5 and chimped when they took the intentional safety faggot
>>150531231The thing is, not all snow is the same. You might get lake effect kind of snow where it's super liquid water heavy and just a Slushee from the sky. You might also get Rocky Mountain "dry" powdery snow. The old thing about the Inuit having 100 words for snow has a lot of sense to it.
Bake a new thread. I’ve got something hilarious to post but I don’t want to waste it on a thread about to die
>>150531177>I was not here in the offseasonWith basic reading comprehension you can realize I didn't mean that literally wasn't there. Even in my post >>150529125 I literally say ". I would occasionally click on /nfl/ and see someone posting".
What's with these memes? Did Eli Manning just win the superbowl?
>>150531319You bake it
>>150531298You talk like you ate yellow snow. It's all still cold as shit.
>>150531319Let's be honest, no you dont
>>150531346>It's all still cold as shit.Only if you're a pussy.
>>150531335oof
>>150531335God, that era was so comfy.
>>150531329Too lazy to bake. Gonna turn on Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone and fall asleep. I’ll let my hilarious post marinate over night and turn it loose tomorrow
>>150531326>I wasn't here in the offseason>okay I was here but only occasionally clicked on threads>okay I was here and posted
>>150531369Cold is cold retard, enduring it doesn't make it warmer. Golly gee I wore my wool socks today, that means water freezes at 34 degrees. That's what you sound like.
>>150531425spoiler alert the offseason includes even today since the regular season has started. Obviously I wasnt being literally when I said I wasn't here.
>>150531438You sound like a fan of a dome team
>>150531438If you add salt to water, it changes the freezing point. Fucking sciencelet get out of here.
>>150531445the preseason starts on the hall of fame gamethe offseason is from the owl to thenyou don't know ball
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>>150531460OH YOU DONT STUFF YOUR SOCKS WITH ROCK SALT ARE YOU A FUCKING BAFOON OR WHAT?
Soulless cuckfags lmao
>>150528633hahhhahhahha what a massive pussy
