League Code: eo7ytoPrevious: >>150440481GW 4 deadline: in 2 weeks or so
First for first green arrow of the season next GW
Can't wait to see bane suddenly die so that millions knee jerk isuck
>39 pointsWho here JUST? How do I unJUST this team? Currently have 3 transfers
am i cooked bros?
reindeers is shit, time to get his replacement. i dont trust grealish though
Proud of my boy Grealish.
International weeks should count as another game week.Imagine getting Haaland against Andorra
Should i drop Wogkins. His fixtures are better now but he has been shit.
no point getting upset about this game anymore. maybe if this was 2012 or something but football is dead. its soulless. its full of overpaid shitters that are so inconsistent, it makes you wonder why you even bother watching it. i could not even fathom actually paying to watch it, be it on telly or at the game. if it wasnt for russians hosting illegal streams of this shite, i wouldnt have even wasted my time watching the snorefests from last night.
Ekitike for Burnley then Isak for Everton
theres no premo mids that have been consistent for these first three weeks. back when gerrard and lampard etc were playing, you would not seem them blanking for 2 weeks in a row. let alone the strikers we have today. drogba, torres even defoe back in the day would have bagged up by now.
only 12 points above average in the end. looking at people's teams a lot of guehifags caught a lucky break at the end thereisak in for watkins very soon, wirtz out for someone 6-7m leaving me 3-4m to get palmer back or upgrade mateta or murillo idkthinking about yeremy pino 6m for the cheapo wirtz replacement. bit of a gamble but i'm happy with the rest of my midfielders if rutter performs
>>150532859idk how you can't trust him he's everton's best player by far, with a point to prove and trying to make the world cup squad, running their attack, during a hope filled season at a new stadium, for a club on the up as of last season with a solid manager who is letting him play with freedomi got him at 6.5m because i am very smart but 6.7m is still a bargain. if gibbs-shite is worth 7.5m he's worth 8
Now Isak is at Liverpool, that's the end of Salah being essentialSalah, Wirtz, Ekitike behind Isak in a formationFuck knows what's gonna happen with Gakpo
>>150533929Drop him, so he will get points for me.
>>150534258exactly mate. if there's one thing mo salah is bad at it, it's providing assists.
>Wissa to Newcastle>Donnaruma to City>Ederson to Fenerbahce>Sancho to Villa
>Ballard 17>J.Timber 24>Guehi 15>Calafiori 13+13 They're trying to make the 5-4-1/4-5-1 be meta aren't they
>Spurs signing Kolo MuaniSolankebros... pigeonchuds...
>>150534376>lolo pooaniwouldn't buy this nigga if they made him 5m
I'm gonna have to take a series of hits because fuck me, what a disaster
>>150534438im sure bringing in whatever shitters you have in mind will work. just use your wc, you silly sausage. i saw some bloke was in the top 50 overall last night, he had two back to back 90s and then wildcarded into 50 something. people do the weirdest shit in this game.
>>150481607
>>150534376>Lammens to man.utd>Dollarumma to man.city>Isuck to LiverpoolAnon i
>>150534354defensive contribution points are such a meme
>57 total pointsIt's over already.
>>150534741im getting flogged by shitters with no idea what they are doing with chalabolah and grealish. this game is wank. my midfield and forward line consist of supposedly the best players of the last couple of seasons and im sitting 5 million something.
I'm currently top 100k (just) but I'm thinking about wildcarding
>>150534660why would you want to go to city now? pep is finished. kolo toure the fat nig on the sideline just clapping his hands and saying "come on fellas" thinks thats enough to turn a game around. he has literally been doing that for the last three weeks. they will be lucky to finish 6th.
>>150534793i have a bridge to sell you
dont worry bros, kudus will surely score against his old team next week :)
>>150534342>Sancho to Villaoperation getting defenders that play against villa continues because they cant score for shit
I have 202 points and I’m in the top 94kGuarantee none of the shitters itt are anywhere close to meIt’s just superior management
>>150534376Frank is massive.
>>150534741Get on my level.
>>150534741>>150535473STAND BACKTHERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN THROUGH
LiveFPL added league KWAB awards. Reveal yourselves.
New players:>A.Jimenez (Bournemouth) £4.5>Woltemade (Newcastle) £7.0>Lindelöf (Aston Villa) £4.5>John (Nott'm Forest) £4.0>Savona (Nott'm Forest) £4.5>Xavi (Spurs) £7.0>S.Magassa (West Ham) £5.0
odds isak's price goes up because he's joining liverpool?
Really tempted to get Sancho at £5.9 given Villa's run of fixtures. Could be a bad move if he doesn't start thoughever
>>150535540>roomtemp brainletFucking kek.
>>150535495BACKBEAT, THE WORD IS ON THE STREET THAT THE FIRE IN YOUR HEART IS OUT
Behold, my wildcard.
>>150536578glad im not the only dumb fag that brought in a shit plodder that will do nothing for the next six weeks in enzo. you know your season is over when you bring in players you dont even like because you had to because the player you originally thought was going to be good, was pure shite.
I might just focus on my EFL Fantasy team instead
>57 points in GW3 >not enough to be 1st in my mini leagueI dont like the luck factor
FPL is like poker. Good players will always finish near the top, but any random mid tier player can get the first place (or win the hand).
Wildcard time, not set on it but might go with something like this, 0.1 in the bank
>>150537233I just realised I never looked at the red flag on Isak. Does it say he's on strike?
>>150536578this team gives me a headache>>150537233if i were to wildcard, my team would look close to this i reckon. i'd be sort of scared of xavi/guehi at the moment. isak i got some faith he's nailed on but the other 2, ehh. i guess xavi simons should start over brennan johnson? you think guehi would go straight to starter?
>>1505365784 mil defender - Gudmundsson He's a beast.
>>150536578>Salah and HaalandSell one of them and upgrade your defenders.
Guehi still a Palace player
>>150537439Well his transfer is off so, so I’m not sure if I’m going to keep him
>>150539601o kek. i guess palace didn't like getting gazumped for igor
>>150537439>i guess xavi simons should start over brennan johnson?Should be Simons 10, Brennan LW, Kudus RW.
>>150539874who drops for xavi? sarr?
>>150539966Would be my guess. Brennan probably next in line to get benched when Kulu is fit, in which case maybe Simons shifts left and Kulu 10? But that's too much guesswork.
>>150540060yea. all i know is i'm hesitant to pick any spurs players except for the defenders
>>150537511Thank you.>>150538116>defendersFuck defenders.
>>150541261Same with Yarmoliuk.. For a benched 5 mil mid, although you've got 2 Everton. Worth keeping an eye on Dewsbury-Hall. He's playing 90
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>150542358WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE "PEOPLE"?
>>150542375dont u kno my boy nnemmemzz. he's iconic
The top 7 players on points per million are all defenders
>>150543514So?
>>150544082So its weird with this defcon shit
>>150542358>Coca-cola icons>No pissano penaldoGrim
hmmm missed zinchenko going to forest. apparently sarr might be out for 1month+wc coming
>>150542358im more of a dr pepper guy anyway
How viable is Isak going to be now that he's at Liverpool?
>>150549257100% essential
>>15054925725 gole season
if I wildcard do I lose my free transfers?
>>150549747No but you don't get a free transfer during the week you wildcard. So you'll have the same amount of free transfers the gw after your wildcard as you have now.
New players:>Florentino (Burnley) £5.0>Milosavljević (Bournemouth) £4.5>Canvot (Crystal Palace) £4.5>Tolu (Wolves) £5.5>Hincapié (Arsenal) £5.5>Geertruida (Sunderland) £4.5>Kolo Muani (Spurs) £7.0
>>150550490+>Uche (Crystal Palace) £5.5>Röhl (Everton) £5.0>Chukwueze (Fulham) £5.5>Kevin (Fulham) £6.0>Lammens (Man Utd) £5.0>Cuiabano (Nott'm Forest) £4.5>Bakwa (Nott'm Forest) £6.0>Brobbey (Sunderland) £5.5
>>150550490>>150550542Literally none of these are even worth a punt fucking hell
ROUNDHOUSE KICK ASTON VILLA PLAYERS INTO CONCRETE.
>>150550542+>Donnarumma (Man City) £5.5>Traoré (Sunderland) £5.5
Why do so many people pick Dubravka?>>150534354Could be. This week or last weeks ideal squad was 5-4-1
>>150554388>Why do so many people pick Dubravka?He's the only 4m keeper that's guaranteed to get game time, so you put him on the bench and save half a mil.
>>150552891>DonnarummaTempted ngl.
>>150552032knower knew from the start villa would struggle to get goals because they didn't retain asensio and mbe
>>150559796Based.
Bump.
noones playing till the 13th let this thread die and make a new one next wednesday after int.s
>>150573525/fpl/ is eternal.
fuck u wood
>>150535744>xavi simons 7mmight be worth a punt
defo upgrading watkins or mateta to isak but dunno which one
>>150576689Has to be fraudkins.
>levy outWhat the fuck. Will they stop being a banter club?
>>150579233Yes, and this is the first step along that path
Current wildcardToo much depth? selection headache most weeksany changes?
>>150588728generally the only reason you'd want to wildcard into depth is if you have a bench boost planned for a certain gw aftergakpos minutes are shakier with the arrivals of isak and ekitekepaqueta is a risky differential with the upcoming fixtures, especially given the options available for .5 mil more but it could pay off if you think west ham are turning their form aroundoverall not bad but if you're wild carding gw4 i think tripling up or going more premium on pool might be the play. it would also be nice to see your current squad for context
>>150593401I've switched gyok to ekitike with a possible future transfer to isak if he looks the better pick. Also struggling to pick Liverpool mids. Don't want salah or wirtz. Gakpo is a bit of a short term pick as i think his minutes should be good for a few weeks at least.i free hit last week cause i was riddled with injuries
Looking into bringing in 7 players into my squad. Already used up my wildcard though. I think I can slowly build this team as the game weeks pass
>>150601050>I've switched gyok to ekitike with a possible future transfer to isak if he looks the better pickNot sure removing Viktor is a smart play but your stance on Isak and Ekitike is.>Also struggling to pick Liverpool mids. Don't want salah or wirtz.Gakpo and only Gakpo until Isak is up to speed at least. I would then not have any Liverpool mids and bring in Frimpong.
>>150552032Bongs should know that Birmingham is a lost cause
>>150618251>Watkins
>>150579233That's what we thought about Glazers. It can always get worse.
>>150573525I need to be able to discuss injuries on moment's notice
Mikel Merino
>>150669295El Terror de Turquía
>>150669822lel
>>150657077i injured my fingers :( i can't make transfer in time
This seems like the longest int. break ever...
*internationally breaks*
yes i kneejerked enzo inno enzo will not do anything anytime soon now
>>150682513Only 4 PL matches until the next one.
One Portuguese outlet saying NES sacked.
>>150688840as a forest fan, good.
>>150687171
>>150687171UEFA cucked World Football, that's why they should do like Conmebol and start the qualifiers a year after the World Cup, and do like 3 international breaks per year max.
Nuno sacked lol and I have 2 forest players
>Ange to Forest here we goSell your Forest defenders while you can.
>>150698935Got rid of Milenkovic immediately kek
>only recently brought in wood and cho>manager gone*deletes account*
Ange is good for attacking no? Only the defence might affected due to his high line tactics
>>150699326All the more reason to get rid of murillo, who has been abysmal for fpl so far anyway. The change is potentially decent for anderson I guess so I'm sticking with wood and anderson for now.
I'll see how Forest do against Burnley. If they're dogshit then it's wildcard time baby
>>150699326His retardball will get them relegated. His system also means loads of injuries while players get used to running around after the ball like they're 10 year olds again. Time to get rid of all Forest players.
>>150702131teams always win with a new coach. the goals have to come from somewhere and theres fuckall else in the team apart from wood to score them.
Marmoush and Aina injured during international break
>Palmshit out>Sarr out>Forest double defense now officially the worst fpl decision I've ever madeshould probably wildcard at this rate desu. where are the fucking news on palmah
>>150702203Yeah when they've been shit a new coach usually gives them a boost. Forest were doing fine.
>>150699326Surely the fat man has spent his free time studying The Chosen Ones tictacs
every single footballer available for purchase in this league is a fraud except for jack grealish
>>150717606100m to become the best loan signing of all time500iq move desu
>>150717606yugo ekitike keeps getting goals. the question now however, is minutes.
>>150717606Based.
rev up the fpl engine because i sure am hungry for one
Wonder if Xavi Simons is gonna start already, or is it too soon after joining & int break? Might be a good asset
>>150724307scabby simone
>Ange "Post the cock, Lou"
>>150722404please no i can't take the beatings again
>diouf dropping in price tonightI'm already at £99.5m squad value I'm going broke
things i cannot imagine:>the concept of nothing existing at all>having purchased dominic solanke
wildcard set. Yes i'm benching Pedro
who here hasn't done a wildcard or taken a single hit
>>150733916what's your total points then lad
>>150733958189
>>150733991I'm 201 and just wildcardedyou don't have that killer instinct I can tell
>>150734019i'm just taking it slow
>>150729248or do i bench tark? very tough bench headache
>>150733916I wildcarded GW2 and took a hit GW3
>JSL may return this week but Sarr isn'thmmmmmm
Gudmundsson let's rock.
>No Friday game>I can drink in peaceSurely i wont miss the deadline tomorrow
It's over.
>>150737183sovl
>>150733916KtimI've had precisely one major issue each week that I've been able to solve with a free transfer
>salah vs burnley: 10 games and 1 (ONE) goalshan't
>>150737500>Different manager>Different players>Home gameDon't care
>>150737518thx 4 free ranks m8 :)
>Palmer most definitely out or benchedI'm finally ready to get rid>>150737533Already bellow you matey :)
Mo Salah Vs Sidemen Charity Team: 0 goals 0 assists 0 minutesYou'd have to be insane to captain Salah against KSI in nets and Chunkz at LB
I think it's time to swap out Kelleher. Who should I switch to? Tried and true Pickford? He's got Liverpool on the horizon. Vicario? Favourable fixtures but >Spurs.
I don't understand those references was that a funny post
>>150737647Yes you do. Feigned ignorance is for teenagers.
altay bayindir will start, time to triple captain haaland
I don't know what to do anymore
>>150738675Same. I was planning a big WC and then when I cracked it open to do it, I realised I only really want to change 2 players, maybe 3. Which is insane because my team is dogshit and got less than 30 points last GW. I think Wirtz is my biggest problem. I saw a glimpse of something in the second half last game and this week they're playing a newly promoted team so I'm still thinking that somehow this week is the week he becomes the same Wirtz he was at Bayer
>>150738693>open games like Bournemouth and Newcastle will be good for wirtz>uh actually he's more suited to unlocking a solid defensive unit like Arsenal>heh newly promoted sides will see my boy wirtzlingz shine
>2 expensive starters injured>take a hit>2 more injured after int break This sucks. I could bench one of them but I'm a bit worried about losing value as well. Already gone from 100.2 to 99.9 with certain shutters. To take a hit or not, I'm not sure even
>>150738693he's still the same wirtz from leverkusen except he's no longer playing against poopensharten
>>150738722You need to understand, I was darwIN til the very last breath. The depths of my delusion are fathoms deeper than you can possibly conceive.
the unspeakable thing i'll do if bayindir keeps a clean sheet unghhhh
Do you get a FT rollover if you use your FH chip or is it like the Wildcard where it counts as one big transfer?
>>150738843are you the same spaz who didn't understand the FT rules for a wildcard?
inb4 zirkzee starts
>>150738851No I'm a different spaz
the way fpl logs you out each time, you'd it's a fucking bank
Just a matter of time before Ekitike is transferred out, unless he plays alongside Isak.
Opinions? I was thinking about Grealish or Ndiaye too, but I don't like their next 2 fixtures.
>>150737500Everyone is saying this so salah is definitely going to haul.
>>150739008When did Xavi unretire?
How long is Strand Larssen out for?
>>150739008>Woltemadeholy fucking based
>>150739028tikitoki might play wide
Predicting a Man City loss
To Gyok or not to Gyok? On the one hand, Arsenal look toothless. On the other hand, it's Ange.
Thinking I can go 3 gw with this same squad. Gakpo and milenkovic might get the boot after those 3 weeks
Enzo or Caicdedo?Enzo can score and assist but gets no DC points but Caicedo is guaranteed DC points.
>>150742091If I had gyok I would definitely play him, might even gamble and give him captain>>150742190Caicedo, he is cheaper and you can bring in another elite midfielder
I am now a 5-4-1 enjoyer. I think they will eventually nerf defense contributions so I might as well abuse this (If I get it right) while it lasts.
>>150742460It's 442 season
Yes or no? What would you change?EXCEPT WIRTZ. I am delusional about Wirtz and will hear no slander.
Is Osula a likely starter for Newcastle?
>>150743295Eddie doesn't rate him. Woltemade will start over him.
>>150743295no
caved in and bought a washed salad on a wildcard since i still had 6m itb after making the team i was happy with
>>150743951post it? here's mine 150729248
>>150729248here
>>150743969here you go lad (your team is shit btw)
>>150743998Pretty good... I suppose you don't feel like you're missing anything if you had that much in bank
After a lot of "tinkering", this is my redeem team with 1.1 ITB. Ready to suffer.
Start king or anderson against leeds?
hallelujah
>>150740559and replace him with?
RM panic WC please
>>150749460Re-did it because I hated itI know KDH is the safe 5.0m mid man but I love Brooks man idk feel he is due a goal or twoBanking on Villa turning up now
Which Everton midfielder should I go for?
>>150750007>GrealishThe hype man and main man making dangerous balls but he wont get two assists every week>Ndiaye The real talisman, will break out with goals this season but yellow flagged and fixtures bad so not worth buying now>KDHProbs the best 5.0m mid in the game
>remember FPL>ndiaye knockoh for FUCKS sake what am i supposed to do i already procrastinated making any transfers because nothing seems like a good movemaybe this is god telling me to get yeremy pino
>>150749659Stone cold is dead, he will get benched before christmas
>sarr injured>also want to get either watkins or Bowen out>tfw only have one transfer What should I do
>>150750007garner
Wanted to take Milenkovic out for an Arsenal defender but now Ait-Nouri is injured reeeeeeee
>>150750448going to transfer ndiaye 6.5m for yeremy pino 6m, which adds .5m to my already 2.9m bankjust trying to decide whether it's worth it trannying esteve 4m with his dogshit fixtures for truffert 4.5m and the -4can't see murillo getting me many points this week but will truffert get me 4 more? probs not. and i'm keeping murillo for the next two easy forest games + new manager bouncemaybe just sticking reinildo in for murillo this week and saving the 4 points is the right move but idki fully expect all of you to have read this post and to respond with your ideas
r8 my WC lads>ndiayedidn't know who else to get, didn't have enough for Grealish
i read the postmy idea? you are a homo
>>150750679>i fully expect all of you to have read this post and to respond with your ideasSemenyo? You have the money, the fixtures are fine. Unless it blocks future moves.
harvey barnes (tc) for the thumb in mouth celebrationsor he doesnt play
>>150750728i'm not buying into the hype with him as much as others seem to have, i feel like bournemouth defenders are a better shout
>>150750709i'd start livramento over de ven this week
>>150750745poor start to the seasonhooked him for paqman
>>150750709>benching consistently good livramento vs bottom wolvesi shiggy diggy
thinking about starting dioufy over rogers, both pretty shit
Surely Aint Nouri will not sit out a derby
>>150750760yeah but they're playing western ham>>150750810who would you sub off though?
haaland (c) against united? grealish vs villa was enticing until ndiaye's injury
>>150750882He wasted all his goals against some Balkan farmers
Rate last week’s wildcard
>>150750462wyldcard
>>150750448>>150750679i have made what could prove to be a terrible decision and have decided to take the -4 to get a third spurs player during a london derby away, destiny udogie 4.4m (back from injury)if spurs concede a single goal this will have been a bad decisioni made the ndiaye to yeremy pino transfer and firmly believe this will be another good midfield punt of mind after grealish at the start. pino is 0.0% uptake so he's the ultimate differentiali'm left with a nice round 3m to spend on isak next week
>>150751089also now that i think about it maybe kudus (c) was a shout as he might be the type to score 3 against his old club
>missed the chance to change my teamshit
>>150751229damn you were going to be number 1 this gw
>>150751089poo doggy shouldnt start over chad spence what are you doing
>>150751089This is the type of wild risk taking behaviour you love to see in /fpl/. Godspeed anon, I hope it works out for you like Grealingz has though I think in reality you've probably fucked it because you've got Wirtz, Watkins and Mateta all completely useless needing replacing soon.
are angeball teams likely to get loads of defcons or less than normal?
Bring in Ndiaye. Cunt's injured
>>150752105Less.
>rice benchedReeeeeee
defcon is for midwits
If Haaland doesn't do anything against Man Utd with Bayindir in goal then he's going.
>>150751752spence isn't even left footed and udogie is the better player, makes sense to snap him up while he's .1m cheaper cos i reckon he's starting from now on for them>>150752069thanks. you're right that i'd lugging a log of trash along atm but i am just praying that shitkins especially can sort it out. and wirtz v burnley has to be in with a chance at an assist at least
I've had enough of this game
>>150752307Did manure not sign a new keeper? Is he ded?
How nailed is Eze?
>odershaart
>>150752653Amorim said Bayindir is starting
>>150752717Fucking kek, thanks.
>>150752248noooo, i have to optimize for the +2 rather than go for classic returns
>>150752717Good call desu, playing his first game in the PL against City, in a derby no less would be a suicide.
>>150752653His plane crashed into the channel on deadline day
>>150752393poo doggy in the is shit in the prem and got 1 (one) league assist last yearspence is a better all round player even playing on the left
>>150752831why the fuck would i not select the one thomas frank will be picking every week (udogie)
Counts as nogi nigawuege assist?
ZUBIMENDI GOAL
>>150751089>MURILLO INJURED JUST AFTER I DECIDE TO KEEP HIMfor fucks SAKE
>>150752979>keeping a Forest defender after the Ange announcement you have no one to blame but yourself
>>150752947
>>150753006Racism from FPL towers
Murillo injured subbed off
>>150752993they have 2 green fixtures in a row, i was going to get rid of him after thosejust frustrating and i'm fucked if udogie is a dud move or porro gets benched
>see Arse Anal scored>Haha here we go, some gyok points>Go watch the goal>It's the DM scoring a worldie from a set pieceThis lot aren't a serious team. They're genuinely just an FM team where you use the broken meta glitchy corners
>>150752248I don't understand defcon so I'll just ignore it the same way I ignored the assman chip
>>150753039It’s an absolute meme so you’re doing the right thing. It would be like focusing on midfielders with a high pass completion rate because they might get bonus
>>150753028says he already got defcon points surely not
>>150753058Wow warra three pointer m8 you’ll be soaring up the rankings with that one
>>150753073I don't have him and 2 points can make a difference in my h2h league
>>150753058fucking unbelievable not only do i have an injured player but i miss out on a comfy 3 points (would be decent for my average with defenders) because i benched him
I should've wildcard Gyokeres out and got Haaland. Haaland's getting at least 2 against the scum
>>150753058this is what i was thinking with murillo today, cos arsenal were always going to force him to work a lot.
>>150753038>Always wasArteta would have been fired years ago if they did not have the corner whisperer
>>150750709Ndiaye is a good pick though desu6.5m for an OOP player who passes the eye test and now has a decent goal per game record for his club. He just hasn't popped in a haul yet either last or this season. When he starts racking goals and assists in the same game he's gonna be flying up the ownership ranks.
>>150753038No one on FM plays defensive football though
>>150753375Wish it was viable.
Knew I should've gotten him.
GYODOKERES
Could’ve had eze but went for noni im so cucked
need another cockeres goal and an arse cs wipe from someone like sangare or an og
PYOKEREEEEEES
woltemade in
Postecoglou is a truly, truly awful manager. I've no idea why that insane fat Greek sacked Nuno for his fellow rotund Hellene.
Hold CS pls gabrismell
did woodfags just get cucked out of a point with that 59th min sub?
Wood and CHO off at 59’ for 1 pointers kek get rekt
benched wood haha
Wood hooked at 59'. KWAB.
>>150753381Even if it was viable it still wouldn't be fun
>>150752131He's starting. Thank fuck
>rice subbed onMan that's gay as shit, I dont know who is first on my bench but I'd rather that than this one pointer
>>150753718Why do you have a holding midfielder in your FPL team?
If your captain gets subbed, does vice captain take over in earning double points?
>>150753984No
You did get rid of your Forest shitters now that fraud is managing them, right?
>>150753737For the dc & attacking returns. He's gotten me 2 assists so far
>>150753039Based retard
>>150753525Nepotism innit
>>150753664no fucking way?
Gabriel last second block gets him defcon and I think he’s on for one bonus point aswell as the cs. Nice one
fucking hell i feel like such a kneejerking twat lmao i sold my best player and he's ended up fucking starting the match
r8 my free hit
>>150754209Won't be happy when Dango scores.
If David Brooks scores today I'll post a picture of my knob with his name written on it
>>150754311As if you’d get past the V
It's only week 4. Don't think I'll last until mid way
>>150754373I can wrap it round both sides of the shaft and over the bell, lol retard
Come on Ndiaye, you son of a bitch
Cant wait for a Ollie hatty
Literally don’t have a single player in the 3pmsIrrelevant 14 teams
>>150753643wrongi want to build a wall and make the opposition pay for it
Semenyo assist btwMunoz yellow card
>>150754898fucks sake I hate this fucking GAY GAME
still in disbelief that i'm having to root against ndiaye
Wolte essential?
>>150754604Should probably have watched Villa before buying. Holy hell they are bad
Pino having a shocking game.
Mateta not worth it without Eze or Sarr
>>150755083yeah i've totally and utterly blown the entire season this week with that cock upthanks a lot moyeswatkins and mateta also never scoring again
Cant keep up with all these goals
Ange might actually be a nonce. Who makes subs in the 59th minute.
>>150755097I rate him and think he was a good punt but he's not doing well so far. Still a ways to go.
Can I please have a return from Watkins this is getting silly now
Forest have two decent games coming up, then they're gone
>>150755119it was a move i had in mind for a couple of weeks time rather than this week though, after seeing if he was hitting the ground running or not. fucking ndiaye getting the yellow triangle made me panic. you never know what might happen but i feel like 99 times out of 100 ndiaye outperforms pino looking at how it's going right now
Mateta you fucking african-american score some goals will you
Ndiaye & Mateta get your fucking act together and score some goals
why did I fall for grealish if I know he just cuts inside and passes backwards?
Third year in a row I've had a shit start ffs
>>150755216For only 10.99 you can get access to the AI that will surely make you beat us retards.
>Dude Villa's fixtures are so good, you need to get their players in for sure!!!
>ndiaye 3 off defcons at half timei WILL kill myself
imagine sneedcho and harvey elliot joining your comfy club and training sessionsits no wonder villel will be shit this season
>>150755346Jadon Sancho will save them, have faith.
>>150755389As someone who watched him at Sheff Utd he's a player who does everything. Defends, attacks, scores, dribbles. FPL gold.
>>150755464yeah and i just transferred him out for yeremy micropino
OH MY GOD THIS FRAUD JUST FUCKED A SITTER
Mateta & Ndiaye are misfiring frauds
Mateta you fraud I WC'd you in, do something
SEMENYO GOAL PENALTY
SEMENYO GOLAZO at least something
Semen demons doing well
>>150755778>xaviI'm curious about the lad.
>>150755778who plays up top? tel?
had semen last year and it was just blank after blank and now i don't have him and he's as potent as ever
>>150755813Think so
>>150755831get him in so he stops scoring pls
>Konsa on my bench>Munoz in my teamOuch.
>>150755778What a mong I am for owning JohnsonAlthough if he doesn’t come on I may get gudmunssons cs off my bench
I swapped Pickford out for Verbruggen
>>150755831get on trt
mommy can i have another wildcard?
Grealzy learning he does not play for a big team.KWAB
UNBESMEGGINLIEVABLE
>>150755889Much you wanna bet Reindeers hits 2 assists and a goal now? (I started Grealish over him)
ndiaye just got 12 defcons thus confirming my ultimate kwab status for this week
>Wan-Bissaka can't even get in the fucking West Ham team
you'd think mateta would score here, wouldn't you?
Another Watkins blank
useless CUNT
I'm so done with forwards, most of them are fucking frauds. 4-5-1 here I come.
>>150756075Nine million pound sterling
Grealish is my only player to not get any returns so far (if you count DC as a return). Surely he's gonna do SOMETHING right? He would let himself be the most brought in player and then let us all down against a dog shit team, would he?
it's gonna be an ndiaye winner just to crush me
>>150752891i came here to laffand now i am laffin
Mateta is a get rid and bring him back later on
>>150756193is he benched?would net me reinildo points
memery must be sacked
17 points on the bench right now.
>>150756112The fact they want you to pay 5.5m for a sunderland forward is hilarious
Leeds clean sheet wiped fuck sake
>Martinez time wasting on goal kicks at 0-0 vs EvertonThey're finished
>>150756251And I have the cunt who scored it
Gudmundsson cucking template bros
I GIVE UP
11 pointer for andersenchads
Gudmundsson smashing it into the net, shame it's his own
andersen you fucking CHAD
Gudmundsson u idiot
Might consider defencemaxxing
>>150756308>>150756311Fellow CHADS.
verbruggen in goal is starting to irk me but I suppose its not super urgent. If I dont give watkiins the sunderland game who would i even sell him to
a total and utter disaster lost 2 points swapping ndiaye for pino and 4 points on the doomed udogie transfer reinildo, who i would have started otherwise, gets 6 of course guarantee frank brings udogie on for a 5 min cameo so i don't get thoseabsolutely awful. need literally everything else to go my way this weekend including a haaland hattrick
It's unbelievable how I get fucked every week
>>150756496post yfw (p)aqueta
>all of my points are coming from clean sheets Im due for a wc, this is just getting silly now
>>150755778This spurs front 3 roulette is gonna trip up a lot of people this year>>150756112For me it's Ekitike(Isak soon) Haaland Gyokeres front 3
>picking a defender that plays against villa keeps working so who are we transferring in from Sunderland?
My front 3 is Watkins, Mateta, Wood. Who do I transfer out this week?
>>150756860all 3
>>150756860unironically keep all 3 for the fixtures
>>150756905ONE
Break a leg, KudusNo, seriously. Break a leg.
>>150756860I'd hold all 3 but mateta has the hardest fixtures if you're set on getting rid of one
>Richarlison on the benchwtf Frank you don't bench brazilians when they're in good form they get easily demoralized
>>150756565i'd just laugh at this point
Get Tel off and Richarlison on
>Saves your weekhttps://youtu.be/FvFKmcfcx58
saaarr
Wrong darkie scored.
YESSSSSSSS FINALLY SOME LUCKSAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
SARR MY SON
Such a good little black differentialMy dark horseI’m wishing upon a Sarr
Joe pedo benched I’m sick to me bastard stomach
>>150758525Joao Pedro is a fucking troll
>>150758525no he isn't. palmer on the bench
Saar is getting bonus points too :D
>>150758525>>150758594>>150758607Nvm fell for a troll comment on xFucking cucurella is benched though which makes me want to kms
>Cucu benchedHope he doesn't come on and troll me out of Konsa 6 pointer
>Cucurella benchedI have Livramento on the bench with 6 points, YOU JUST KNOW he is going to get subbed on and get a 2 pointer.
Thiagobros give our boy your power.
>VDV golazoFirst time something good happened to me this season.
Fucking bergvall and VDV returns again
yeah i sold VDV on a wildcard
right so that's two spurs defenders i passed over for the benched udogie who have both gotten goal contributions
Why is Cucurella on the bench
>>150750760>i did itJUST
none of my players are doing anything
>>150758817The bald cunt put him on the bench just to spite me. Sorry.
might as well just ride out my villa players at this point, they're like team mascots
My team is getting carried by Saar
>udogie subbed onwell that's fucking that then. rip reinildo's 6 points and rip me in general.
>>150756496>udogie ON
>>150758817/int/ break, played two 90 minutes. But you never know who gets the rest and who doesn't.
I've actually got some points, lads
>>150758991only clean sheet points from my other 2 spurs shitters as well. couldn't have picked it all worse this week. you've got to laugh.
gudus bls
>cucurella benched>de ligt is my 1st sub
>>150759044He'll get subbed on and Chelski are going to concede. We're going to get 2 points from him, don't you worry.
>>150759044you deseve it for even owning de ligt
>score 3 goals>Kudus has 0 returnsPicked the wrong Ngubu once again.
>>150759099We all have the wrong Ngubu
Done my WC last night when I was sleepy and accidentally benched VDV and started Esteve. I want to kill my kms. I have 18 points on my bench right now.
>hermansen decides to be a GK on a porro ass + kudus goal
Another great week
>>150759432>picks a shit team>complains when he gets a low score
>VDV 14 points>Last on my benchREEEEEEE
Can't actually believe that I actually got Joao Pedro backHe'll probably get injured after 25 minutes
I hate this game
Joao Pedro is useless as a 9
nice, now I just need Cucu to get subbed on
Chelski in shambles
jordan gaynderson essential
I despise Joao PedroHave him, he blanksGet rid, he bangs them inHave him, he blanks
>There are 228 clubs in the top 7 leagues of English football, only Aston villa are yet to score a goal since the start of the season
>>150761438I refuse to believe that their success depended on washed up Rashford and Asensio
Hojlund has scored for Napoli
Why are my FUCKING players always getting FUCKING BOOKED I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME REEEEEEEEE
>Cucurella already inkek
Hello darkness my old friend
Pedro, lets fucking go
oh of course he'd score this fucking week
oh fuck off
these fluke pedo assists are making me sick
Sneaky JP assist
>the week I traded PalmingzWhy couldn’t I keep the faith, bros?
All I want is a Joao Pedro goal to break the jinx
>>150762466
Caicedochads I kneel
>dropped caicedo for enzoKill me.
Yeah, I'm not playing this shit game anymore. Mate already 28 points ahead of me in the league.
53 points so far and I still have Liverpool tommorow. Not bad.
> trade for reijders wk 1 >too many injuries and dont want to -4 >abandon team
>>150729248Kek
>>15076329228 points? I once came from rock bottom of a 50 person league about 14 games into the season to finish first. Don't be a bitch.
PAINSUFFERINGALL I HEARHORRORALL I SEE
>>150767493haha you are like little baby
ez ranks :)
Bowen & watkins have cost me so many points, so fraudulent
>>150777280You were warned repeatedly, especially regards Fraudkins.
Also benched VdV and felt smug about my double palace CS lmaoAt least Palmer scored but fuck me what a shite start to the season I'm having. With VdV benching that's now 4GWs and I've only had two double digit returns from a player.
>45 pts with Salah, Mbeumo, Haaland (c) to goNot bad but i have JSL and Sarr injured, my bench is getting worse
Ummmm lads, I think We Need to Talk About Brazilian Fraud Kevin (new Fulham singing)...Looks sharp
transferred grealish in and started him over van de ven haha lmao lol
>>150780921Kicked JSL out for Thiago Brentford. JSL's return is unknown and Thiago is a starter for Brentford despite being rather new. And with that move I saved 0.7m
>>150755415Elliott is good though
>cucurella benched>vdv in sub
Isak not in the squad
top kek. There are some players who had him in their teams even before this gameweek.
Should've gotten Ekitike instead of Mateta. Oh well.
Liverpool have Everton at home next gwIsak will probably play a part in that
>>150783871Hmm no I don’t think he will actually
Is hungry wing backs the new meta?
i've seen enough, salad out after after everton
yeah owning a villa attacker sucks but at least i don't own florian wirtz
Sick to bastard death of salad you fucking fraud why the fuck do I keep giving you chances you stupid mother fucker
Ekitike & Gakpo, do something cunts
I could sell Salah and find the best player in each position. Fuck am I doing here
Kekez
>>150784493Salah to someone like Eze gw 6 or 7 and 7 million in bank
Salah and wirtz so shit
wirtz finally getting sold, fuck him if he can't even do it vs burnleyndiaye back in after my disasterclass transfer yday
>gergez
Any of you retards have kerkez? Kek
why the fuck has mateta risen to 7.6m overnight? he's been complete trash
How many gorillionz did Liverpool pay for Wirtz again?
>>15078467554,943,992,100 vietnamese dongs plus add ons
>>150784648He'll be going back down tonight
Feeling like Salah set and forget (C) is not a thing this season
Wtf happened with KerkezHe wasn't lasting until half time without getting a red?
>>150784731He looks a tad down syndrome
salah is unironically finished
>>150784781Slots autistic positional play shite means he’s stuck hugging the right touchline. Not worth the money or armband in this system
>>150784804maybe horny slut knows he's finished
>one (1) shot on target
Salah will score when Liverpool get their mandatory penalty against a small team.
>mfw i look at the fixtures and realise i'm gonna have to keep watkins for another 3 weeks
>want to talk shit about kekez owners>remember i have wood (and not in a good way)
>mfw i look at the fixtures and realise i'm gonna have to keep salah for another 3 weeks
If Salah could control a pass, Wirtz would have 3 assists this game. He keeps doing nice little one-twos and then Salah takes a massive touch and a CB sends it 80 yards down the pitch. Also genuinely can't understand why Ekitike didn't just gamble and throw a leg out at the Wirtz pass in the 6 yard box
Cba
>>150784938wirtz pr team in damage control mode, how much is the german jlingz paying you
>>150784956>3 out of 4 defenders from one team>2 united players>Watkins, who hasn't scored in months>Wood under newly appointed Ange against Arsenal defencelad...
>>150784956keane could have scored two easily yday as well
>>150784956>that forward lineyou must have been a very naughty boy in your previous life
Auschwirtz lost possession 15 times btw
Auschwirtz lost possession 19 times btw
Oh I am going to kill myself
>>150784956I think you picked the wrong Manchester team
Yeah fuck this, I need to do a wildcard
>>150785156I did that this week and yet here I am bitching and complaining just like before the international break.
Get Ekitike, turns shit. Class
Lovely...
New>>150785207
wonder if anyone is actually going to collect these potential esteve clean sheet points
>>150785260Some lucky autosubs probably
SALAH GOAL
MYEGYPTIAN KING
>>150784956Probably the worst team I've seen
>>150743998shite team ya mug, i owned you