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More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating
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>>150531475
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My Steelers :)
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*taps the sign*
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>>150531496
VPN off. Kiwi
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>>150531521
jannies put him in timeout, please understand.
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>>150531521
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>>150531475
>Plonked edition
kek beat me to it
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>>150531512
Shame we no longer have ball knowing anons like this.
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>silksong and nfl kickoff on the same fucking day
>Im off that day as well

finally some quality slop to numb the pain of my pointless, miserable, lonely, fucking failure of a life. thank god
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>>150531555
>beat me to it
That's kind of how being the OP works
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>>150531592
>Silktranny
Pls kys
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Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and raped in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
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>>150531512
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>>150531592
I could never get into Metroidvania style games. Have fun.
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>>150531625
>NOW HERE'S A GUY WHO'S READY TO MISS THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR
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>>150531641
Remember when the Chiefs went out drinking the night before the game and just said fuck it we're not playing and cucked the Benglels out of the playoffs?
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Rams are at home to open the season. Join us Ramilia.
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Chiefs Last Dance is up
https://youtu.be/6zmFQXtyd0w
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Soulless cuckfags x2 lmao
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>>150531616
KWAB
>>150531624
You and I could never be friends.
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>>150531486
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The kiwi is here
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>>150531592
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>>150531488
I've noticed a trend of the LGBTQ claiming ownership of threads by posting gay shit at the start of every general.

It's like them planting their flag. We tolerated the bussy posting anon for so long that now gays have opened shop.
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I am the kiwi.
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Ryan Poles is a fat retard.
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>>150531677
>>150531486
Hmmm. Interesting. It's as if a GOAT smoked a fraud of some kind. Hmmmmm.
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>>150531699
Who raped you?
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Kiwis are a disgusting and retarded fruit.
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>>150531699
you know how kangz fans are
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Taylor Kelce
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>>150531705
>HI, I AM KIWI.
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>>150531710
Brady went a decade without winning a ring when his peers were all in their primes. He had to wait for the Mannings, Brees, and Rodgers of his era to slow down or retire before he could start ringpadding against children like Mahomes.

That's like Mahomes losing to Allen, Lamar, and Burrow for a decade then waiting for them to reach retirement age before winning against the new generation of QBs.
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The kiwi has sex and you don't
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>>150531744
Only a gay man would type something like this.
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>>150531658
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>>150531755
Gonna post more doctored screenshots, kiwibitch?
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>>150531616
kwab
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>>150531744
Mahomes can’t beat Hurts without refball.
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>>150531744
Didn't Rodgers win an MVP the same season Brady won his last Owl?
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>>150531744
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>>150531828
Yup.
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>>150531827
>bradberry dindu nuffin
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>>150531827
Come see me after the Eagles-Chiefs have a rematch.
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>>150531761
>>150531828
>>150531839
Okay explain what happened during this redline. It's so funny that all his peers are near the normal retirment age when he starts winning again.
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>>150531854
Spoiler alert: Eagles win.
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Time to bully statmutt into self deporting before Friday. I'm not putting up with this shit on a real gameday
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>>150531882
>Manning
He won SB 50 in 2015
>Rodgers
Again he won MVP in 2020
>Brees
Elite, but the Saints as a team were never serious because the refused to have a defense

Either way, your point that Brady waited for them to be bad before "ringpadding" just isn't true
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>>150531919
Chiefs legend Joe Montana.
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>>150531919
>webm spammer is going to pretend to be a Chiefs fan again
Oh boy. I can't handle this right now. I'm out of here. Bye.
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>>150531940
That washed conference champion choke artist ruined my childhood. Getting >our first chip in 50 years against 69ers was the ultimate payback
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>>150531964
When you go back through the history, Chiefs QB is a fucked up position.
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>>150531964
It brings me great solace to know that the 9ers have the most playoff wins without a ring in the past 15 years. Knowing that they always come up short makes them never dying well worth it
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>John Elway: "One of my wife's boyfriend's put this on for me to watch in the living room while they have bible study upstairs. It's very loud and rhythmic and creaky but the lord works in mysterious ways. Thank you Jesus, and thank you Patrick Mahomes."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_GkyYzpqY
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>>150531962
Every time I take a break from this jenny to spend time with my family you spend 20 hours a day shitting up every thread with the dumbest mahomes worship copes. Good riddance you schizophrenic faggot. Never call yourself a chiefs fan again
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>>150531940
Eagles legend Herschel Walker
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>>150532019
>winning a ring in Vegas
>getting it from Elway
A generational division raping. I actually enjoy watching KC win, it's their fans who I can't stand
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>>150532040
>winning a ring in Vegas
do NOT remind Temujin of this
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>>150532025
>>150531940
Seahawks legend Jerry Rice
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>>150532040
>>150532050
>chiefs have more superbowl wins in their own stadium than the raiders
wow
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>>150531940
Cardinals legend Kurt Warner.
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>>150532087
Millennials only know him as a Cardinal though
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>>150532055
This still feels wrong.
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>>150531882
Take the dick outta your butt gayman.
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>>150531699
Careful pointing this out
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>>150531980
Len Dawson, 5 decades of raw sewage, Patrick Mahomes. When Mahomes retires you already know Reid will waste all the cap space on special teams receivers while rotating through perennial backups
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is this the most powerful image on /sp/?
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>>150532121
yes
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>>150532115
If I'm Reid, I'm 100% retiring when Mahomes does. There's no way you'll do any better
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>>150532103
whomvst have the end of first half webm
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>>150532103
But I watched the 1 yard short Owl.
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>>150532132
Reid is not going to be alive in 10 years unless he loses 180 lbs.
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>>150532132
He'll get cocky and pull a lelichick
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>>150532151
Mahomes won't be a starter in 10 years, so it all works out
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>>150532132
>implying fat fuck reid is going to be alive long enough to see mahomes retire
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I can't believe Andy Reid went from a shitter meme coach of the iggles to a multi championship winning coach of the chefs.
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>>150532160
>Mahomes will win so much he won't have to play in 10 years
Um, okay.
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>>150532186
the iggles winning after he left hurt his legacy for a while
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I hate this little nigger like you wouldn't believe.
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>>150532151
Mahomes is not going to play for another 10 years. He values his family more than his ring count and is already a first ballot hall of famer. Terminally online faggots can silver medal syndrome post all they want, but there's a reason he shat the bed in an owl 6 weeks after the birth of his 3rd child
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>>150532186
His pre-mahomes years in KC were about on par with his Philly years
>>150532200
Tbf both of the eagles rings were moreso cases of the best qbs in the leagues choking than anything else. They will forever be the games that brady and mahomes lost, not the games the eagles won
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>>150532211
He should’ve retired before that Owl. Dude is dogshit unless he has an all pro at every position.
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>>150532239
lel you're delusional
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My wife has gone on more girls trips than the amount of ban evasions the kiwi committed in the last 2 weeks. Should I be concerned?
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1-16 comin up
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>>150532211
britney is a former soccer player and owns a female sports team. She loves sports and won't be pestering her husband to retire like with Gisele

gisele was worth half a billion dollars and was literally a supermodel, she didn't have to tolerate bullshit from any man.
>there's a reason he shat the bed in an owl 6 weeks after the birth of his 3rd child
pat has the tendency of playing like shit whenever his children are born but that had nothing to do with the owl performance.
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>>150532276
she fucks dogs
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>more brady-vs-mahomes spam
Fuck off. Make your own thread. Leave us alone.
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>>150532280
>white women fuck dogs
and water is wet, what's your point?
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>>150532040
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>it’s another goat debate episode
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>>150532186
turns out having a hall of fame QB matters a lot fucking more than whatever fat piece of shit you have standing on the sidelines.
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>>150532295
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>>150532285
who are you talking to schizo,
nobody is debating them right now
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>>150532276
>She loves sports and won't be pestering her husband to retire like with Gisele
Nigga is pretending to know Mahomes' wife
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>>150532285
>quarantine thread for mentally ill dickriders to bicker about has-been qb stats
make it happen, /spee/
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>>150532186
Bruce Arians won a ring. True story!
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>>150532270
>girls trips
>aka me and the girls are going to travel and catch some strange exotic cock trips.
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>>150532317
he doesn't have a wife he just wants a (((you))) its the kiwi on his vpn bro
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>>150532280
you just know
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How anyone here trying to argue mahomes the goat after last season lmao
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>>150532305
gisele is not a normal NFL wife
she's worth 400M dollars
she has the ability to bully brady into retirement, other NFL wives don't have that type of power
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>>150532121
no
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>>150532311
>truke make projection anon mad
many such cases
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>be superstar face of the nfl mega millionaire athlete
>settle down with 4/10 white woman
you can really tell mutthomes is half black
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>>150532151
Matt Nagy definitely weighs more than 180 lbs
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>>150532324
Mental illness
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>>150532280
>tfw the average person hearing there's supposedly something wrong with that tattoo
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Dan Campbell is such a derpy heckin quirk chungus lol
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>>150532324
>an athletes GOAT status is determined by the performance of their last game
>a QB's quality is determined by the output of their entire team to win a championship
why is anyone still arguing brady is the goat after he got BTFO by retard manning twice and literal back up nick foles? by the way, trent dilfer is obviously better than dan marino.
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>>150532340
it is funny because that mutt in your picrel 100% fucks dogs as well
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>>150532340
there is nothing wrong with the tattoo that guy is just a schizo projecting his sick dog on girl fantasy
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>>150532338
Sorry to hear about your inner turmoil, bro. Seek professional help
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ENTER
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>>150532344
nah fraid thats mcdaniel
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>>150532350
>he doesn't know
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>>150532346
he took out his own player for the whole season
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>>150532357
OOOOOH GET IT!
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>>150532377
Shhh, let him figure it out. He's new to the interwebs.
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>>150532386
?
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>>150532358
Americans love these kinds of videos
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>lamb will win the WR triple crown with boys being forced to throw 50 times a game
>derrick henry will run for 2k and star alongside adam sandler in waterboy 2
>drake london becomes a top 5 wr
>spenser rattler proves the haters wrong with an actual starting lineup
>queefs sleepwalk into another owl
>eagles regress and get BTFO by the niners in the playoffs
>bills, ravens, and the entire NFC north continue to choke in the playoffs
>jayden daniels hits sophomore slump just like stroud
>bryce young proves definitively he is not starting material
>queefs win another close owl after yet another shanny choke job
>I finally end my life like I shouldve done ten years ago after winning my fantasy league and buying a gun with the prize pot


any questions?
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>>150532397
kek I love the idea that it is a "fantasy"
poor anon...
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Both Reid and his wife end up crying during this interview reflecting on their first ring and all the bullying their family got from the Eagles fans. Eagles are the worst fanbase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfGVy2Pa3jo
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>>150532405
please do not be redeeming in the threads saar.
>>150532412
Andy Reid should be bullied daily though? It builds character.
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>>150532409
None of these things will happen, except for the Ravens/Bills choking.
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>>150532412
His son dies from drug overdose and the Eagles makes fun of their daughter and the team fires Reid. Eagles are subhumans.
We need a strong Cowboys to keep that poverty fanbase contained.
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>>150532412
>eagles are the worst fanbase
Im not even an NFC east fan and I 100% agree. every last one Ive met irl was a fucking insufferable retard.
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>Verizon starts figuring their shit out
>iPhone users have internet service restored
>thread goes from 4 posts in a half hour to 4 posts in a couple of minutes
Yall just love being wrong
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>>150532433
>paying verizon money
>using an iphone
>posting on a phone on a basketweaving emporium
...no one actually does this, right?
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>he says plonked unironically, out loud
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I feel like a big dirty fuck off Burger King burger. Might even have one delivered via my Verizon iPhone :) 5G Built Right
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>>150532270
If she has taken a girls trip to
>Albania
>Bulgaria
>Cambodia
>Costa Rica
>Croatia
>Cuba
>Ecuador
>Greece
>Haiti
>Indonesia
>Italy
>Jamaica
>Kenya
>Morocco
>Panama
>Peru
>Philippines
>Portugal
>Romania
>Serbia
>Spain
>Thailand
>Turkey
>Vietnam
She has 100% been ran through by whatever stereotypical man is applicable and he had a big ol weiner. Your only recourse now is to kill her.
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gretchen, stop trying to make "plonked" happen. its never going to happen.
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Hell naw
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>>150532409
bryce young continuing to be garbage and the AFC continuing to job the cheifs is the only thing coming true here and theyre hardly bold takes.
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>>150532479
das rite
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Plonked has made its way into my everyday vocabulary. I called a black person in the subway “plonked” today and he just gave me the fluoride stare, must be a newfag
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>>150532479
now how many of them are actually good without relying on their legs? reminder mutthomes doesnt count, joe burrow is blacker than he is.
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>>150532492
SHEEEEESH you were aura farming in a big spot doing that ngl
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>>150532492
kek
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>>150532479
Why is the mutt pictured next to Aryan Supersoldier Lamar Jackson tho
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>>150532501
Lamar, if you disagree ydkb
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>>150531496
I swear the reflexes these guys have
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>>150532520
>(regular season) MVP lameme jackson
Ill respect him once he can get through one playoff game without shitting his pants, but i dont see that happening anytime soon.
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>>150532409
>lamb will win the WR triple crown with boys being forced to throw 50 times a game


Did you forget that Prescott is old, busted, and can only throw picks now?
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>>150532479
>QB play gets worse every year
>QB position gets blacker every year

what a shocking coincidence.
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>>150532560
he took the year off and got some secret juice
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>>150532560
threw 4.5k and 36 tds just two seasons ago and didnt play last year. he will continue to stat pad and garbage time his way through regular season which is all I need.
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HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

>WE DEM GOYZ
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>>150532574
>didnt play last year.

I seem to recall he did play a few games and got repeatedly smashed and injured because he's old and busted.

For a while there Cooper Rush had a better QB rating and win-loss record.
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lads Im just happy /were so back/ at last. my nfl team will be one of the worst in the league but at least Ive got a full season of shitposting, bantz and fantasy team obsession to tide me over. except for kiwi fag, he can fuck off. only american flags should be allowed itt. I dont go shitting up poverty ball/divegrass threads, now do I
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>>150532574
>The Browns when they traded for Watson
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>>150532591
stop contradicting my narrative you fuckstick, fantasy is the last hope I have left at feeling joy at any point this year.
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>>150532612
watson didnt play for 2 years and more importantly became public enemy #1 and thoroughly lost all his confidence and mental game
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>>150532615
>this is a 10/10 in new zealand
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texans oline play is gonna be grim this year
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>>150532442
Apparently like 80% of our regulars do so yeah, no one.
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>>150532598
The kiwi likes my team which means he's a good guy and the rest of the usual characters are the bad guys
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>>150532639
Houston needs to learn to do more quick passes. Stroud has been conditioned to hold and do Hero Ball from Slovik doing two shit runs to start many drives. That can prevent maybe one sack a game which will be very beneficial for his health.
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I remember when the redskins got plunkedd by the raiders in the super bowl
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I just realized Chiefs didn't have Chris Jones for this game and Mahomes was dealing with an ankle injury yet this game wasn't close. Steelers got a lot of work to do.
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>>150532681
This really was one of the greatest regular season games of all time. The stakes, quality of play, the drama with Lamar doing a poopy in his pants then coming back just in time.... COVID season was so kino
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>>150532688
>1st down run
>2nd down run
>3rd & long
What, you don't like the Ol' Bobby Special?
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>>150532725
What happens if Nick Chubb is actually not washed and could regularly pick up 1st downs? League might be on notice
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>screenpasses on 3rd and long
>run on 2nd and long
>incomplete pass on 1st and short
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>deep shot on 2nd and short
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>>150532788
That's the best time to do a deep shot.
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Does judkins go back into the draft if the browns don't sign him? How long do they hold his rights for?
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>>150532681
>browns 9-3
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>>150532803
Sounds like his contract is close to being signed according to Mary Kay Cabot who's a pretty reliable plug for the Browns. He was there for all of OTAs and is very talented but even if he signs in the next few days playing Sunday would be a stretch. I've got him in one fantasy league just going to hang onto him at least through 3 weeks to see if he can contribute
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>>150532740
Clowns had the best guard to guard combo in the league at one point
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>>150532816
The Lake Erie Turds desperately need him on the field with that atrocious skill personnel
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>>150532693
it was christmas and the steelers didnt try
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A musclebound white Steelers fan made fun of my man bun yesterday and then the two blonde haired, blue-eyed women he was walking with pointed and laughed at me. I didn’t forget that. I just want you to know that if you’re reading this, THIS Latinx Chiefs fan hopes you go 0-17 this year!
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literally me explaining why the bears are winning the suberb owl
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>>150532820
They've still got a good line they're just getting older. Teller is 34 iirc and Jack Conklin is on the last year of his deal. I think Dawand Jones was an absolute steal I know he prefers to play on the right side but if he can lock it down at LT that whole unit could ball out this season

>>150532836
I liked both Judkins and Sampson tbqh. Judkins has such a good all around game+breakaway speed. Sampson is a good between the tackles North South runner but he struggled with fumbles iirc
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>>150532857
Kek, this happened.
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>>150532725
>run up the middle isn’t working
>we have a big 2nd and 9 on the 10yd line
>what should we run Bobby?
>”lets try a run up the middle”
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Imagine this being your legacy
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>>150531616
is that what plonk'd means?
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>>150532889
Yup. He had to get surgery too!
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>>150532872
>stroud still takes like 55 sacks
so they either don't do this or stroud is utter shit and slowik is handcuffed by a garbage offensive personnel he's willed into appearing not total shit
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Penis Jr.
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But Dre Day only meant Eazy's payday
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>>150532899
That really do be his name
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>>150532945
Will he get a
>precious medal
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What team is the McChicken of the NFL?
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>>150532990
The Patriots. It used to be really good but now it kind of sucks
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>>150533003
>filet o fish
Based alert
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>>150523755
Easy to forget, but Mahomes also had like 50 sack yards. Brady handily outplayed him in both playoff matches.
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>>150532990
I remember someone posted the 3 for free copy pasta but made it about the Vikings and I thought it was funny because of how fucking stupid it was. i don't even know if he was making fun of vikings fans or just shitposting about how he actually liked the Vikings but it was silly.
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>>150533057
>mahomes loses one of 5 linesmen
>team goes to shit
>bradybhas some method out faggot pointing a laser in his eye all game
>wins
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Alabama arkansa i do love my mom and pop
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>>150533025
What kind of nonsense did you pull with your phone where retard autocorrects to alert?
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>>150533073
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the steelers most notorious fan is christopher watts

really makes you think
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>>150531486
lmao the probowl awards really show how absolutely stacked awards were against brady. The man should have had at least 3 more MVPs.
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>>150533088
NOOO BRADY IS BETTER BECAUSE HIS COACH CHEATS AND HIS DEFENSE AND SPECIAL TEAMS ARE ELITE AND DEE FORDS WAS OFFSIDES THAT WAS ALL THANKS TO HIM!!!!!!!! DELETE THIS NOWWW!!!
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>>150533094
damn tays a beast
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>>150533122
If only we could see a timeline where Rodgers and Brady switched teams to see if Brady really was le goat or if the Patriots roster and system as a whole was just that good at the time.
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team babbies=brady, montana, bradshaw, elway, aikman

actually good QBs= mahomes, brees, peyton, marino, rogers

football is a team game. QB winz are not a real stat. ring count is even less relevant.
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>QB 1 first year: 5097 yards, 50 tds, 12 ints
>QB 2 first year: 2843 yards, 18 tds, 12 ints

hmmm I wonder which one of these guys is better. quite a debate.
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>>150533088
That's crazy dude. Anyway 37 > 31
One of the ints by Brady was genuinely bad. The goal line INT. The 2nd was a dropped pass by the corpse of 5'10" Edelman (his best WR)
https://youtu.be/BoVG6evyoRI?feature=shared&t=5847
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Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce are 1st ballot HOFers and the rules favoring offence in 2018 absolutely mog the rules in 2001

You seem to have no capacity to contextualize anything
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>QB 1 7th year: 3928 yards, 26 tds, 11 ints
>QB 2 7th year: 4806 yards, 50 tds, 8 ints

hmmm I wonder which one of these guys is better. quite a debate.
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>>150533209
>>150533199
>barely repressed homosexuals huffing copium their (((goat))) loses every statistical comparison and eye test to a literal mutt
pottery
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>he thinks brady or mahomes is the GOAT

LMAO imagine being this delusional.
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>their GOAT

Tom Brady is the best I've ever seen but that doesn't mean I think he's the greatest of all time. I wasn't alive when Otto Graham, Johnny Unitas, Bart Starr, Dan Marino and Joe Montana were at their peak. Comparing guys you've never watched live and statistics between eras is a waste of time. Dick LeBeau had 62 interceptions playing corner in the 60s-70s but nobody calls him the GOAT DB in any current debates because almost nobody in sports media watched him play. Most current fans only think of him as a defensive coordinator for the Steelers who won a couple of Superbowls they'd probably be shocked if you mentioned him as a player. What's the point in arguing Brady vs Mahomes or Brady vs anyone 40 years ago? It's not close to the same game
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Brady and Mahomes suck ass, can't win shit without refs or unless its a terribad team like the titans or jets

The only good QB was Brees but he got refball'd so hard it ain't funny
>b-b-b-b-but Rodgers?!
Meme choke artist who got lucky to be facing tomlin's 'defense'
>ok how about Peyton?
Choke artist who got very lucky to have played rax grissman's bears and whatever the fuck scam newton was thinking, broncos d carried a literal corpse
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Just remembered Brock Osweiler
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God its fucking disgusting, I wonder what Al Davis would've thunk
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>>150533287
>motto was always "just win baby"
>thinks he wouldn't want Brady using his time, connections and influence to help his team back to relevance

C'mon son
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>>150533279
And Drew Lock. Ooohh but which one is still actually on a roster. Fuck Brock, he should have stayed with the Broncos but he's a retard. Then Drew got fucked with bad coaching. The Broncos QB carousel is a hell of a thing
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>>150533266
you know ball.
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Crazy how Ryan Fitzpatrick and Ryan Tannehill are so much better than Kurt Warner, Terry Bradshaw, Steve Young etc. Oh boy do I heckin love statistics!!!!
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>>150533303
We dont win that superbowl without osweiler. I bear no resentment toward him at all
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>>150533296
>"just win baby"
>run your franchise legend star player out of town out of misplaced pride and jealousy
al davis was no better or different than jerry jones. loved his team but loved his ego more.
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>>150533328
Trvth nvke. Osweiler was a below average starting QB but he was a great backup late in that season. That Broncos-Pats regular season game in December was so fucking good
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>>150533339
Such a kino game. Also Afc championship that year might be my favorite game all time
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>>150533331
Nothing happens in a vacuum. Al Davis did a lot of great things for the NFL and for the Raiders. Sure the end of his tenure as owner was ugly but that doesn't take away from the Superbowls he helped them win same as Jerry Jones. Look at the Bengals with Mike Brown or Jets with Woody Johnson. Raiders and Cowboys fans have gone through peaks and valleys but they've also got multiple rings to show for it. What do the Bengals and Jets have? The media picks and chooses who to shit on and casual fans play along with it
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Al Davis >>>> Jerry Jones
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I cant think of a less deserving sb winning qb than 2015 peyton manning. took an historic defense AND the league rigging it as much as possible to barely get him over the finish line. thank god that team has been completely fucking irrelevant ever since.
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>>150533320
Wow, this Brady guy did it with two different teams. Proving conclusively he is not a system or coach babby
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Peypey deserved at least 2 rings. Without that run he would have finished his career with an 11-13 playoff record, which is not just for a player like him.
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>>150533361
>jumped ship to the most stacked roster without a QB and brought his HOF TE and HOF WR along with him
>thinks he is smarter than the head coach, runs him out of town and the team goes to shit
he proved nothing.
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>>150532087
SB43 was rigged
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>>150533381
SB 43 is still the best Superbowl I've ever seen from a pure talent+quality of play stance. That throw from Roeth to Santonio Holmes was absurd I don't know why it doesn't get more love for one of the best throws of all time. I've seen replays of The Catch, The Catch 2, Tyree helmet catch etc but that throw from Ben right over 3 Cardinals DBs in that big a spot was something so few QBs could ever pull off
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2004 clip of several commentators/players calling Tom the best, including John Madden >>>/wsg/5963058
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>>150533505
It was a constant argument Brady vs Peyton for me until 2010. It's funny how even though he went one and done at home against the Jets I still view 2010 as one of the best QB seasons I've ever seen. 360 straight passes without an interception despite Randy Moss being traded mid season. That season was unreal
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>>150531755
Imagine being the kiwi's fanboy lol. He impressed this guy with his private conversation with a girl he saved on his phone (probably for months or even years) and posted online.
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>>150533287
at least he’s not wearing white pants this time. he doesn’t have that swag.
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>>150534527
>vs bengals
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>>150532357
Delete this.
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Kyle Brandt is going to fight the AI robot before the show is over
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boy ain't it strange for the kiwi to be publicly defending brady now after being EXPOSED for vpn usage
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Watching that gay Cowboys doc on Netflix, and man it does not make any of those faggots likeable at all
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>>150533374
>stacked roster

but you were all saying the bucs would go 8-8 that year, why the revisionism now? could it be you're salty?
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>>150534783
>consooming netflixslop
you're an even bigger cuckold than vpnfags and cowsois combined
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>>150534199
Impressive figure by elvis considering he died 40 years and no one under 65 really listens to his music
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The season opener should've been against the Commanders but of course the Eagles play the Cowboys because of muh ratings.
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>>150535111
Eagles @ Commies should've been in the middle of the season. I'm not a big fan of them facing week 16, then 18, then (likely) again in the playoffs the next week
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>>150535111
They wanted the Eagles-Commanders games at the end of the season for the drama. Rams would have been a good choice, imo. Or Buccs, but that one is in Tampa again this year.
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>>150535111
Oh god and give dumpf the opportunity to infect this sport with more right wing politics? Pass.
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>>150535142
The orange retard had a stroke and may die soon anyway
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What stands out to you here?
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Reminder that Jerruh traded his best player for the bare minimum
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>>150535194
>his best player
Not saying much, that roster is ass. Parsons is good but not great.
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>>150535230
>Parsons is good but not great.
Get real. March 2025 Parsons could've been traded for a million draft picks and a thousand players
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>>150535180
patriots haven't won a playoff game in 7 years feels crazy
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>>150535263
>dolphins
>raiders
>steelers
JUST
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>>150535052
Elvis was so cool before getting fat :/
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>>150535286
KWAB imagine being bigger shitters than the Jets
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>>150535323
I think it really flies under the radar how pathetic the Raiders are
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>>150535230
man fuck you, hes even better than he looks because of how great he fits into schemes.
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>>150535286
>6 consecutive losses
give me one good reason tomlin still has a job
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>>150535330
they are cool and likable
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>>150535261
>>150535335
>le run fast in a straight line man
He's a great athlete but that's all I can say for him. Any competent play caller takes him out of the game easily.
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>>150535446
kinda predictable desu, super bowl too. Still, credit where its due the better team won.
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>>150532357
There's 2 of them?! They're multiplying?! Lmao. Imagine being a lifelong vikings fan but your son was never that into sports, then one day he comes up to you and says that he got tickets for their game against the bears. You hate the bears and show up expecting to watch an ass whooping because they suck ass. You start to wonder where your son is because the game is about to start. The cheerleaders are starting to take the field. Oh great, they have one of those bull dykes with a crew cut, back in your day cheerleaders had to be attractive and OH MY GOD THAT ISNT A LESBIAN IT'S YOUR SON! So he starts dancing in rhythm and shaking his pom poms and you want to sink into the earth. But you can't cause the SKOL chant is starting. The Bears get the ball at the 10 after a punt. Caleb drives them down the field in 7 plays for a touchdown. Must have been a fluke cause he sucks. Then he does it again. And again. Your vikings are getting their asses handed to them while your son is shaking his ass right in front of you. You want to just die but at least no one knows it's your son, right? Then on the jumbo tron you see something that makes your heart sink, they're showing people that work for the vikings and then showing their family members in the crowd. The production assistants family is there, so is one of the water girls, and hey the cameras are on you now, father of the male cheerleader, with a big picture of your son posing right next to the live video of you. You could just die, you're so depressed you can't even stand up to leave. You just sit and stare blankly while the bears score 21 more unanswered points. After it's all said and done you come out of your coma and stand up, just to see caleb williams run up to your son. He whispers something in your son's ear and your son blushes, then you see caleb hand him a sheet a paper and mouth "call me" to him.
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>>150535481
tl;dr
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>>150535481
kek
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>>150535481
bruh
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>>150535382
post more tomlins
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>>150535481

Amerimut dream.
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>>150535481
Kekkers
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Ready for Thursday
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>>150535849
Thursday is going to suck ass. The game is going to be over by the end of the first quarter. The Cowboys should be banned from prime time games for the next 10 years.
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>>150535925
Truzz Dak
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Ya'll finna be apologising when my BOYZ mark them philly bitches this thursday
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>>150535953
Their best chance is to shoot Kenny Clark up with an absurd amount of steroids and turn him loose as a goon to injure Hurts and Barkley by any means necessary.
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If a college football program today had the same degenerate issues the 1990s Hurricanes had, nobody would bat an eye. The degradation of society is too real
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>>150535481
Lol!
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>>150536008
>cfb
We don’t watch that crap here
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>>150536008
They weren't even the Hurricanes til like 98, they were the whalers before that. I don't see what that has to do with college football
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>>150536008
>>>/cfb/
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>$55m per year
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3 more days til the season starts bros
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I'm predicting Goff will throw an INT week 1
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>>150535446
68 murdered 1 and aj brown on that play lmao
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Loins will finish 3rd in the NFCN at best. People are sleeping on how hard they will regress without Benny J and their interior OL, and their defense still sucks, Hutch coming off a massive mangled leg isn't going to bounce right back to all-pro form.
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>>150535194
Fudgepack gave up a perennial probe owl DT and 2 first rounders for a lineman that skipped camp. Soys unironically won the trade and will win on Thursday, save this post
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>>150536223
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>>150536020
>he can't explain to anons on draft night why the Jets should draft DaMarcusin Morris-Smith(MS13) because he threw for 300 yards and ran in 7 touchdowns against Jackson County Community College
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>>150536260
he was just being an aussie shitposter
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>$47m per year
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>>150536312
>green gay thinks he will save them from da bears
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What's the most likely upset week 1?
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>>150536325
Brownies over Bungles.
Flacc dragons all over that shitty defense and Myles Garrett will terrorize Joe Bussy all day.
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>>150536305
''get a load of this faggot''
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>>150536325
Everyone upset when my chiefies come out looking reinvigorated and it's obvious they're going back to the superbowl again.
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>>150536312
UH OH SMELLY
>UH OH SMELLY
UH OH SMELLY
>UH OH SMELLY
UH OH SMELLY
>UH OH SMELLY
UH OH SMELLY
>UH OH SMELLY
UH OH SMELLY
>UH OH SMELLY
UH OH SMELLY
>UH OH SMELLY
UH OH SMELLY
>UH OH SMELLY
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>>150536325
Soys over niggles. By a lot
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>>150536340
Hendrickson will retire Flaccid desu
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>>150531486
o Frieren you cutie pie. Stick to magic cause you dont know shit about ball.
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>>150536395
kiwi larper defending his lions
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>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>yea, not everyone is born with a superpower like ADHD........ heh
>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>150536395
Oh wow what a surprise the kiwi is also the green gay poster imagine my shock and disbelief
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>>150536325
Giants over Commanders.
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>>150536459
No one's born with adhd, they get it from corn syrup, vaccinations and anime.
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>>150536490
It really is insane how much sugar poison is fed to kids. And brightly colored at their eye-level right near the checkout at every store. Now 50% of the public is pre-diabetic. Go Bears.
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>>150536426
>>150536490
UH OH SMELLY
>WE DEM BOYZ
UH OH SMELLY
>WE DEM BOYZ
UH OH SMELLY
>WE DEM BOYZ
UH OH SMELLY
>WE DEM BOYZ
UH OH SMELLY
>WE DEM BOYZ
UH OH SMELLY
>WE DEM BOYZ
UH OH SMELLY
>WE DEM BOYZ
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>>150536489
Goddamn he murdered him, is the dude alright?
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>>150536537
No, that hit did not knock the black off of him. He's still not white.
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Coach Prime
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>>150536459
So he's always done this? Is he a hardcore football autist?
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Coach Prime ate this bussy.
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1. Ravens
2. Chiefs
3. Texans
4. Dolphins
5. Bills
6. Broncos
7. Bengals

1. Wions
2. Buccaneers
3. Commanders
4. Seahawks
5. Eagles
6. Packers
7. Cowboys

>Wildcard
Chiefs > Bengals
Broncos > Texans
Dolphins > Bills
Buccaneers > Cowboys
Commanders > Packers
Eagles > Seahawks

>Divisional
Ravens > Broncos
Dolphins > Chiefs
Wions > Eagles
Commanders > Buccaneers

>Conference
Ravens > Dolphins
Commanders > Wions

>soup herbal
Ravens > Commanders
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>>150536605
A daring synthesis
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Game day this week bros. Went to bed thinking about TOUGHNESS, dreamed of GRIT, and woke up to the serene thoughts of SVOL!
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The Cowboys are going to end up winners of the Micah parsons trade, aren't they?
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>>150536586
He got psyop'd into believing ADHD is real by plonked """mental health experts""" lmfao he'll never achieve shit in this league unlike Tyson Bagent
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>>150536657
>my soft dome team is tough in my dreams
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>>150536661
They aren't winning shit this year. What is the best possible outcome with their four 1st rounders the next two years that could lead to an Owl?
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Dan Campbell is le wholesome chungus Nick Sirianni.
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>>150536661
It doesn’t even make sense to make that claim.
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>>150536711
>Best possible outcome
Drafting the 4 best players in NFL history.
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>>150536661
No, this isn't even close
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>>150536726
Rookies are rarely so impactful to put you over the top. They need a dynamite RB and a lot more help on defense, but can any of those pieces develop in time before Dak is washed or Jerruh kicks the bucket?
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>>150536726
kek based literal thinker very Mahomesian like thought process
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I think the only thing separating Jerry Jones from all-time disastrously bad owners like Al Davis are that he still understands that you win on the trenches, and consistently drafts good offensive linemen
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>>150536782
This is true. I still remember faggots like Mike Mayock saying "I had a 3rd round grade on him" when they drafted Travis Frederick at the end of the 1st round. People shit all over the pick at the time then he turned into a 3x All Pro
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>>150536806
Yeah, everyone was very wrong on that Frederick pick.
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>>150536782
Al won 3 SBs. I don’t have him anywhere close to some of the worst owners. The last 20 years of his life were rough football wise, and he should have retired earlier. He was essentially the proto-Jerry.
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>>150536836
I was specifically referring to late stage Al Davis. The man is one of the most influential and important men in the NFL's history.
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>>150533265
Older players do get shortchanged a lot in these sort of arguments but with Brady it really just boils down to the fact that he has more super bowl wins as an individual than any franchise *and* almost every individual record that matters. No one else's resume even comes close except for Grahm. Any modern era player really is just blown out of the water

It's just been a brute fact for so long people have kind of gotten used to the idea but actually stop and think about it again for a minute: Tom Brady has more rings than the Steelers, or the 49ers, or the even the Patriots themselves because he accounted for 100% of their rings and then won another somewhere else. You can't even compare him to individual players because he ringmogs their entire organization. Montana was the gold standard and he nearly doubled him up. If you take Mahomes' current accomplishments and double them Brady would still have as many rings as the Chiefs. Not Mahomes. The Chiefs. Nobody's ever lapped the field like that and I'm pretty sure no one ever will again. That sort of thing really should not be possible
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>>150533328
True. But both Osweiler and the Broncos would have been much more relevant in the post Manning era if Osweiler just stayed in that system. His career only suffered afterwards.
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>>150536818
It's rare to miss on Wisconsin O linemen. I'm not one for drafting helmets over players individual ability but Wisconsin O linemen almost always hit. There's something different bout the culture
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>>150536657
VPN off
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>>150536649
Dolphins are not making the playoffs and then beating the bills and chiefs.
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>>150536871
The one that led the league in 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60 yard runs?
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>>150536844
Ah, got ya. My bad. Yeah, it was bad when they were wheelchairing him out with Hannibal Lector masks, and bandaids everywhere, and oxygen. How could he possibly be holding the Raiders together? He couldn’t hold his body together anymore.
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>>150536879
>Dolphins are not making the playoffs and then beating the bills and chiefs.

Ummm did I ask for your opinion gay nigger? No, didn't ask for any opinion. All you had to do was merely read what I wrote then bask in the prescient vision of The Kiwi but no you had to make a gay nigger comment. You foolish gremlin
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>>150536849
stattmutt in shambles
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>>150536961
This is my fucking general, you fucking Kiwi bitch. The sooner you realize that, the better. I shall be inserting my opinion on various discussions whether or not you asked for it. If you have a problem, I suggest you file a complaint with our well compensated janitorial team.
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League is officially on notice about Dem Phins

>HOL UP
>HOL UP
>WE DEM PHINS
>HOL UP
>HOL UP
>WE STACKIN WINS
>HOL UP
>HOL UP
>WE DEM PHINS
>HOL UP
>HOL UP
>WE STACKIN WINS
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When Gaye gets benched they're going on a tear btw
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Give me 1 (one) singular good reason why this bet won't hit thus allocating me the financial capacity to fly to the USA and mate with your women folk
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>>150537090
>be an NFL head coach
>work 60 hour weeks
>under tremendous pressure
>all your hopes and plans hinge on your qb
>your qb is an island mutt who throws with his non-dominant hand for some inexplicable reason, gets concussed so badly by routine tackles that he loses control of his motor functions and oh, yeah he unironically can't function in cold weather and every year you will have outdoor road games in Buffalo and New England
>begin to yearn for the sweet release of death

Perfectly understandable
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>>150537264
Shalom
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>>150537264
shut up bitch lol
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>>150537264
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jordan addison is a drug abusing bitch
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It's not a matter of if he will say it, it's a matter of how many times will he say it per game
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>1-6 against playoff teams
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>>150537393
Who?
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>>150533266
This. It's funny when I call out Mahomes for being a ref baby and the Schizo replies with "b-but what about Brady!!"
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>>150537393
>>150537466
Can't be Bo Nix. He beat the Bucs and Chiefs last year and both wins were by double digits
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Were I Donald Trump, I would force the Dolphins to play the Bills in Greenland to solidify our claims to the 51st State.
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>>150537466
herbert
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>>150537215
Nigga I told you already picking the Dolphins to make playoffs is retarded. Then you made it more retarded with the Cowboys and Panthers overs too. Good for you donating money to struggling gambling sites though.
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>>150537504
>he beat the chiefs
practice squad
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What week will Stafford have a season ending injury?
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>>150537504
Chief's backups don't count
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>>150535446
skins fan, knew it was over right here. fuck you
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what can we expect from this season?
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>>150537682
>>150537719
Yet Chiefs fans are already calling Simmons the next Trent Williams
Lol
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Within the 3rd quarter, the mutt gets his knees bent backwards
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>>150537781
Pure uncut white gold
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Which player is this?
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Broncucks are legitimately not making the playoffs lmao
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>>150537828
kek
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>>150536325
jest over stoolers
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>>150537849
Player? It's my gf
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>>150537872
they're not ready for this truke. Let them ride the pre-season delusions for a bit
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>>150537682
>>150537719
Every regular season game counts actually that's why the NFL keeps a record of them. Your headcanon doesn't impact reality
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>>150537698
Doesn't he already have one?
>>150537849
Lamar because it would be funny
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>>150537872
okay Nick Wright and the Raiders totally are lmfao
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>>150537872
7-10 season for the Buncos
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New rule:
If you break the law in the off season you can't play in the upcoming season
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>>150538119
Me as I move every NFL player's parked car into spots that are illegal for them to park in
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>no refunds
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>>150538119
Hell naw
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>>150538042
Nick Wright bet the Giants make the playoffs this season.
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Plonk this bussy
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>>150538142
>get to laugh at Dallas
>Parsons won't be at 100% when he plays my Commies
Yeah, I'm thinking we won the trade
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It's over

>Packers LB Micah Parsons has been dealing with an L4/L5 facet joint sprain in his back and he may take an epidural injection prior to Sunday's game vs. the Lions if needed to help him play, per sources.

>Before trading Parsons last week, the Cowboys prescribed him a five-day plan of an anti-Inflammatory corticosteroid, a prednisone to help him recover from back tightness. They also had him on a physical therapy program.

>Parsons has been practicing this week and he is trying to play in Sunday's opener vs. the Lions, though one source said it still is uncertain if he will.
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>>150537872
I don’t think Nix is good but he is not bad enough to lead them to a better record than that
Literally Darnold could win 14 games with that defense and coaching
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>>150538234
Worst*(or is it worse?) my bad
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APOLOGIZE
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>>150538137
based
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>>150538181
I watched the First Things First season prediciton show but I don't remember him having the Giants in the playoffs. Do you mean in 2024?
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>Dallas won because a minor back injury might sideline him for 1(one) game
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Jerry won.
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>>150538285
They won because Micah likes to fingerblast his teammates in the showers. One less zesty buck
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>>150538256
No. The trade itself was never a horrible idea, it was waiting until August and getting the bare minimum that was funny. That's still a plonked move
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>>150538303
Trevon Diggs and his infatuation with being pegged can make up for it.
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>>150538292
>Jerry and Nico both make retarded trades that somehow (mainly because of forces they can’t control) end up benefiting their franchises
They can’t keep getting away with it
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>>150538312
Micah Parsons is Micah Parsons, but two draft picks could be anyone! They could even be Micah Parsons!
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>>150537225
i'd have sympathy except McDaniel repeatedly said he wanted Pooa and he works perfectly in his offense.
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>>150538323
Kek. Jerruh could've easily gotten some second rounders back in March. But he let Micah become $12 million more expensive first
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>>150538333
>except McDaniel repeatedly said he wanted Pooa and he works perfectly in his offense.
What else is he supposed to say? Do you think he'll come out and say Tua sucks and should be traded?
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>>150538333
wet brain kek
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Kenny Clark is arguably the best we've ever seen by age 29
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>>150538256

Cowboys will owl this year. Screenshot this post.
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>>150538142
>green gay
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Post unexpected events that will impact this season
>Burrow DUI
>Jerry Jones plane accident
>James Conner has mental breakdown and streaks across field
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>>150538277
On his youtube channel, What’s Wright? He likes the odds so he’s made a smaller bet on them to be the team out of nowhere this year. This was pre Parsons trade on his NFC bets stream.
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>>150538484
Saints will win a game
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>>150538484
someone bigs getting a season ender. its either saquon, lamar, allen, or mahomes
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>>150538523
Unfortunately, they'll probably win around 5 games and miss out on a top 3 pick
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>>150537872
They unfortunately are a liberal shithole that has to play the Jaguars in Denver during Travis Hunter's rookie season in 2025 while the Broncos possess zero players to be excited about
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>>150538484
Bayless doesn't have a shit take
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Will the Chiefs be getting refball this year? I heard they've fallen out of favor with the reptilians so another team will get the preferential treatment. If so which one?
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>>150538484
danny dimes and the clots stealing a game here and there
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>>150538484
>Cowboys run a 2 Quarterback offence the entire season and it actually works
>Kyler Murray retires at halftime week 3 ala Vontae Davis
>Micah Parsons finger blasts Matt Lafleur leading to a 2 game suspension

>>150538513
kek a lot of people seem hype for Dart and the Giants D line supposedly going from dogshit to elite. Personally I think they're one of the 3 worst teams in the entire NFL
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>>150538635
Bills, NFL wants to promote a White QB instead of a thug or mystery meat
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>>150538650
>Bills still manage to choke despite refball
jej
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>>150538635
hard to say, even with the average casual viewer now thinking their dynasty is rigatini
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>>150538671
even if the Chiefs get refball it's hard to believe they're 12-0 in one score games like last year.
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>>150538669
>it's real
>not only is it real he's related to former Vikings QB John David Booty

Top fucking kek
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>>150538669
>General Booty
Who would his parents do that to him?
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chiefs 2024 fraudulency
>week 1 lamar game winning TD nullified by reffies
>week 2 bengals called for PI on 4th and 16 so chiefs can get a nice 51 yard walk off field goal
>week 3 falcons final play doesnt get called for DPI on chiefs safety and game ends on 4th down stop
>week 4 need reffie magic to comeback in the 4th against the chargers who only put up 10 points on them
>week 5 coast against the saints lol
>week 7 barely squeak by a toothless niners
>week 8 reffies have to step in to save your ass from the fucking raiders lmao and you score 10 in the 4th

>week 9 get deep dicked by baker mayfield until the reffies step in in the 4th AGAIN and put in OT so you can walk off after scoring 20 unanswered

>week 10, full fuckery in effect. bo nix and the broncos are within 40 yards for a walk off field goal, goodell makes the call and the broncos left anchor sits down and lets the chiefs block the kick

>week 11, everyone including their grandma knows youre full of bullshit. bills play their asses off to beat you and they are until the refs once again start dragging the chiefs back into the game until the chiefs fuck up and its over for an actual loss to your bullshit season

>week 12 god damn trash bryce young manages a 4th quarter comeback and has the game tied only so the league can step in again and have the panthers go into prevent shell so mahomes can lightly jog 30 yards into fg range
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>week 13 raiders are driving and are within FG range to win the game. bizarre miscue happens where the center fires the ball at aiden o connel without being snapped while aiden is talking to the sideline. chiefs fall on it and the game ends/ no review, no penalty for false start on the center. just hush hush out the door chiefs need these pls

>week 14 refGODS set you up for yet another walk off td after the chargers storm back on you in the second half

>week 15 lol browns W wow good job legendary chiefs squad 21-7

>week 16 texans are finna beat the chiefs so they summon the dark gods and explode tank dells leg ending his season and crushing the texans spirit for the game

>week 17 shittsburgh blowout on christmas where no one wants to be on the field except kelce and mahomes cause they have their nfl network snippets after

>week 18 get bulldozed by the broncos because youre literally terrified of joe bussy

and then you kwab your way through the playoffs only to get 40-6'd

KWAB
W
A
B
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>>150538738
>white """people"""
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>>150533122
>lmao the probowl awards really show how absolutely stacked awards were against brady.
That's a comparison of what both of them were in their 20s. Brady was just a guy back then. It wasn't until his 30s that he started putting up great seasons.
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>Packers LB Micah Parsons has been dealing with an L4/L5 facet joint sprain in his back
Welp I guess he's a bust
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>>150538671
That's because it is
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WHERE DID ALL THE JERRY DOUBTERS GO???

WALKER 2.0 BITCHES
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Chorgers are losing a home game to play in Brazil
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>>150538883
So did the Super Bowl champions last year
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>>150538847
im pretty sure the packers knew about this before the trade
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General Booty to Squirrel White
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how realistic is it to play week 1 with the epidural?
or does this shit happen all the time and we just never hear of it?
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>>150538847
kek jerry is actually a genius
pretended to not even know his name and acted retarded too
i bet persons was in on it as well. pretend youre ok so you get the contract, dallas gets the picks.
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>>150538982
this shit happens all the time and we just never hear of it.
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>>150538982
Usually takes 2-4 weeks for those to clear up pain, my pops gots those steroid injections in his knee
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>>150531512
Where's the lie?
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>>150539001
You realize Green Bay gets to do their own physical and can void the trade for medical reasons, right? They all knew.
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>>150539001
I mean don't they have to do a physical regardless?
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>>150539066
bobby?
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I'm 5'6" and my son is 6'1" and just started high school. Yes, he's mine, assholes.
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>>150539083
>>150539089
the green bay medic is in on it too
jerry paid him off
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>>150539093
proofs he’s yours instead of yours gf’s word?
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>>150539117
He looks exactly like me
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>>150539093
is his mum gigachad in a wig? are your parents tall and you just ate slop so never grew?
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>>150537872
Payton needs an apology
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>>150538669
Noah sells hats
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>>150539083
>>150539089
Green Bay physician is the kiwi
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>>150539142
My imaginary wife is an inch shorter than me.
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>>150539186
I'm sorry her penis is so small
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>>150537935
Shameful
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>>150539182
The only thing I made him do was bend over and cough. Yea that's a healthy bussy okay you're good
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>>150538847
>An L4/L5 facet joint sprain is a moderately serious injury for a professional football linebacker due to the high-impact, high-speed demands of the position, with recovery typically taking 2–6 weeks for mild cases and 6–12 weeks for moderate cases. The injury can limit mobility and performance, with a reinjury risk of 10–20% for well-managed mild sprains and 30–50% for moderate sprains or premature return to play. Proper rehabilitation focusing on core strength, biomechanical retraining, and a graduated return-to-play protocol is crucial to minimize aggravation and prevent chronic issues, though the linebacker’s aggressive playing style increases vulnerability to reinjury if not carefully managed.
Plonked.
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>>150539244
We got a pump so it works out
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>>150539252
When I joined the Air Force, they had us all strip to our underwear then one by one we went into the doctor's office where we all bent over in front of him and spread our asshole.
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>>150539113
It’s a 2-4 week injury and he’s had it for 3 weeks
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>>150539001
Jerry really is that type. You can say a lot of shit but he's loyal to his guys to a fault
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>>150538669
>Dude Person
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>>150539304
did your asshole pass muster?
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Just remembered the existence of the bahamas anon is he showing up for this season i hope so
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>>150539350
Yeah but I needed to get my ears cleaned
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Jets are the worst team right now. Maybe the Titans but tbd
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>>150539304
They just wanted to figure out if your asshole was compatible with the dildo that you use to control some plane functions during flight
Why else do they call it the cockpit?
Those top gun guys have INSANE asshole muscle elasticity and sphincter control
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>>150539380
??? They will be pretty good with russ
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why did patrick mahomes make a commercial showing his bare feet. nobody wants to see that shit
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>>150539304
kek what'd the reasoning behind this? Checking for anal herpes or some shit?
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>>150539380
>Jets are the worst team right now.
>When the saints and giants exist
Jets will have an elite defense at least
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>>150539398
Just a routine bussy inspection. It's a rite of passage in this country.
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>>150539425
I hope the Saints are as bad as you think they are. I'm scared they're gonna win too many games.
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>>150539425
giants might have the best dl in the league
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>>150539425
>Jets will have an elite defense at least

What makes you believe this plonked shit exactly?
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>>150539398
checking for bottoms. Air Force only allows for bottoms.
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>>150539397
>why did patrick mahomes make a commercial showing his bare feet. nobody wants to see that shit
Feet to normal people is just feet. It's only you weirdos with foot fetishes that make a big deal about bare feet. I'm tired of pretending you footfags don't suffer from mental illness.
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>>150531486
Can you guys stop this? You lost- Brady is the best ever and you have to accept it, Peyton failed, Rodgers failed, Mahomes failed

I get the 6th round pick who doesn’t throw darts while getting pushed out of bounds or doesn’t come from a football family or isn’t doing crazy amount of brand endorsements isn’t supposed to the best at his position- but he is.
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>>150539425
bustin will constantly keep them on the field and gas them out.
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>>150539500
But Bustin makes me feel good
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>>150539425
>that dline
>Saleh for Glenn
>Atrocious offensive skill personnel
>>150539500
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>>150539425
Giants defense is better than the Jets and the Giants QB room is FAR better than Bustin Fields as QB1
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Someone make a new bussy general I can't be fucked
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>>150539425
Giants defence is a top corner away from being elite. If they can run the ball they will win games even with the difficult schedule and Russ or Dart will play better than Dimes.
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>>150538635
I think the super bowl is a bad omen for the Chiefs because that was seemed to be the moment everything had been building towards and the leage was like "fuck 'em." Whatever metric the league uses to gauge popularity must have had the Chiefs rated as toxic because they just walked the fuck away and let them implode on their own. If they wouldn't shill them to a threepeat during the height of Taylormania then the ship has fucking sailed. They aren't the golden boys any more.

If you ask me the Taylor Swift thing was a real double edged sword because it attracted the Swifties as expected but it also made a lot of people actively dislike her because she was getting too much exposure during games and she was associated with an unlikeable team. It was much more of a mixed bag then they were expecting and people just straight up booing her was probably the last straw. You don't paint a target on a golden goose.

I think now the shilling moves to focus mostly on her and Kelce's off-field shit and it'll be about magazines and podcasts and they won't synergize so hard during games. Which, again, is bad news for the Chiefs because if they're not going to try and make every game a backdoor ad for her tour then they don't need to worry so much about her being on camera making sad faces when they lose. The incredible "luck" in one score games isn't going to be a league mandate this year.
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>>150535925
>garbage time dak+ceedee for 3 quarters

fuck yeah, my body is ready.



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