https://www.youtube.com/live/tm7gMFyJdIM?si=chTyv2Utngik-Qcnrenato cringe edition
Gabi is handsome
is gordon ryan retired?
>>150531857Is that Sebastian Bach? Horry Sheet!
>i... i... I DID IT! I BEAT THE SALT PAPI!
KHABIB BTFO
>>150531857I love her
We are here:>>150535698
-CSO
>>150535738What a pussy
>>150535747This isn't the thread sveribro kindly relocate yourself
>syko stu released from hospitalrajesh jeetson couldn't even kill a fat 40 year old pro wrestler with a slam and 22 unanswered punches to the face
Guruchads support this thread
>>150535790MMA?
>>150535790Racism is cringe as fuck though. It's actually one of the things I don't like about Guru.
clozaphile swears he's a heckin epic racist bruder hh but the second guru says something bad about a melanated individual he starts pissing his jocks
>>150535755Sorry brother I shall keep the other thread alive thoughever that we may relocate there ere long
Heeminder "based internet racist mmaguru" does a minstrel show for an IC3 with CTE, claims gypsies are based and went to south africa to heem minge. Tony Ferguson won btw
Salt Papi would unironically jab Khabib's dome to dust
Sean Strickland... Whatever happened there
>>150535886
Bodied that freak.
>>150535709bro your thread flopped wtf
>>150535955Anti finn sentiments I fear
I think it's safe to say Syko Stu won't be using the N-word again anytime soon.
>>150535989i'd beat them all
>>150536019Yeah, off.
>>150535989Artem has tiny little hands
>>150535964Sadly a sensible precaution I'm afraid
Feeling like Rogan when he greened out in B-Real's whip riding shotgun
>>150536054Umm Rogan wasn't greening out, I just watched the video and they filmed literally a day after Rogan caught a concussion in sparring.
>>150535920thats fucking impressive
>>150535920chael took him down first therefore he won
>>150536099no it's not
>>150536044
HE GOT RAPED
>>150536168it looks like he has a massive arm and little arm
>>150536261
Nigger
>>150536269Factual post sadly
Raja should compete in a bra and panties match
>>150536371Talmbout HLA?
Henlo
CHAEL WONSYKOSTU WONDDP WONSUGA SEAN WON
>>150536439
Im pooing and reding about UFC
turn your failures into victory brosbe like Tony- CSO
>>150535920imagine if he decide to raja that du
>>150535709>>150535747>>150535755Imagine trying this hard and still failing. Talmbout perfect allegory for your life I guess B.
Raja Jackson has posted $100 bail for simple battery against Stuart
>>150536439This is why BJJ will never ever be mainstream, the rules and even the formatting of fights are overly complicated garbage that your average viewer will never fully grasp. Theres a reason the views on the stream fell off a cliff immediatly after chael vs jones was finished.
Misfits Boxing is the future of combat sports.
reminder that tony was the champ before khabitch
>>150536680See >>150535964And >>150536044
>>150536742>peaches you up>presents bussy
>>150536754What a clown like you're 40 years of age m8 and acted like he just beat Jake Paul
>>150536754Title run starts NOW!
I'm so comfy rn it's almost painful
>>150536804Same but thinking of taking a bath
>>150536767No one likes u nigga not even ur own parents, stop being a worthless loser and get a job.
Once chael was unconcious why did craig jones not reign down 20+ haymakers straight to chaels head as a part of the work?
>>150536754We don’t count interim chastity belts here
>>150536884khabibs belt was an interim since he ducked tony
>>150536884Therefore jon jones was never ducking asspisstranny because he was never a real champion, i agree
>AHHHH KADYROV HELP MEEEEEE
>>150536898>no you
>>150536706cji1's ruleset was good and not at all complicated for casualsthe quintet ruleset is like deliberately more complicated than normal tournaments
Oinked!
>>150536824I'm gonna go get some more weed I think but I cba just too comfy>>150536832Monitor
>>150536832Clozaparents are decomposing in piles of dementia dookie I’m afraid
Hey, leave my nigga alone.
>Tibau landed more significant and total strikes than Nurmagomedov and his accuracy was seven-percent better on significant strikes (thirteen-percent better in total strikes). Tibau also had a takedown in the fight (on six attempts), whereas Nurmagomedov went 0-13 on takedowns.>When the judges’ official scores were read on the night, leading to Mario Yamasaki raising Nurmagomedov’s hand, Nurmagomedov broke down in tears. The display of emotion from the usually stoic Nurmagomedov may be a sign that he also thought his perfect record was close to being marred.>“People are always like, ‘Man! You win this fight, you win this fight.’ Okay, thank you, thank you,” he said. “Everybody tells [me about] this fight because it was a very tough fight, a very close fight. I think I [hit] more punches, more takedowns, I don’t know what happened, I think I win this fight, too.>“It was a big surprise for me, a big surprise for Khabib, too. I talked to my coaches, ‘Tough fight, but yeah, you win.’ I remember the referee upped the arm for Khabib. Man! Everybody surprised, Khabib crying, crazy."
kahabas
BDSpiggy meltie
#notmypresident#notmygoat
>>150537124he's just like me fr
>>150537199KWAB
Ummm poonypoos WTF is this?
Khabib will be remembered positively for his accomplishments and contributions to mma. Tony will have his name in the record books for one of the longest ufc losing streaks.
We seriously cannot follow them. They will absolutely fucking devour us.
>can't name one of khabib's contributions
>>150531857Is this one of the decently attractive 20 women that the Australian is confirmed to have had sex with?
reminder
>>150537292They’re self-evident. Tony’s contribution is domestic violence.
I had Khabib winning it though. I thought he did enough.
If you don’t know that Tony would have beaten Khabib, I’m afraid you simply don’t know ball.
Media is biased. Why would I care how they scored the Tibau fight?
>>150537360HEEEEEEEEEEM
Fights we could have had that would have been all-timers:>Conor vs Aldo 2>Aldo vs RDA>Conor vs Frankie>Aldo vs Khabib>Tony vs Khabib>Tony vs ConorThe UFC matchmaking has always been miserable
Whabib
Who da fuck is “Frankie”
>>150532692tony hit him so hard he turned into eddie bravo
>>150537399More than half of these were available as DLC purchases and were absolute bangers
>>150537399The one I wanted was Khabib GSP
Post more. Now.I’m bored.
Scoping out a new sidepiece to heem
we should all become black and start mma training by heeming local job wrestlers imho
we all agree that finland blogging daily about how much pussy he gets means he's a virgin rightor maybe raping vegetables in an old folks' home before/after cleaning their diapers
>>150537508
Based Toilet
>>150537653No. He’s a white Nordic king which means he’s probably telling the truth.
>>150537680All women are BBC only since the suck it stu incident I’m afraid
>>1505376691. Least subhuman Bong2. What does “the laughing faces tells us all we need to know” even mean? Has he gathered that he’s… laughing?
>>150537669most civil British person
>>150537711idiot
OINK OINK OINK OINK
>>150537727Oh
>>150537711
If it’s so obvious feel to explain it, notice nobody will.
>>150537653He rapes his dead mommy's maggot minge...
>>150537759*feel freeI’m so mad that my hands are shakingExplain what he meant. You won’t. I won.
You're laughing? Toilet till just flushed luke rockhold, and you're laughing?
expaling to grug what mean
>I'm so mad that my hands are shaking>I won
>>150537669I mean they're not going to LITERALLY ass rape his ma, right?
Thought not.
>>150537796You raped your dead mommy's maggot minge..
I wanna say somethin...Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane
>>150537669do they not know till also beat former champion rob whittaker
>>150537796Is that you dear?
>>150537815Nobody knows what that means. This is America.
laura sanko giving me a cleveland steamer
>>150537780won what?are you just going to sit and let them talk to you like that?
>>150537870Like what? Explain to me how they're talking to me right now.
>>150537833Yes
>>150537887Your dead mommy's maggot minge...
>>150537867Don’t get Clozascatty gooning please
>>150537884You seriously don't know bro?
>>150537870They can’t explain what he meant, because they don’t know themselves. I won. It’s over. Unless somebody extends an explanation, which they won’t. They just didn’t know who they were stepping to.
>>150537912I've gathered that they’re… laughing?
>>150537912You tell me
The laughing faces tells us all we need to know
https://youtu.be/41P8UxneDJE?si=7Ep4iEkuPDeejmY9
>>150537847indeed, THIS thread is truly america (it's hot garbage)
offer me a contract dana i'm ready
>>150538015If it weren’t for us you’d be speaking German. Show a little respect. And say thank you.
Dana HATES French fighters
>>150538030The best I can do is steal ur girl free of charge
>>150538035>>150538038suck my dick, lick my balls and swallow my semen WHORES
>>150538043i don't gots no girl you can steal my cum
Calm down escargot
>French? Fighting? yeah right, ya fuckin goof
you know what fuck this i need sleep i'm awake since 3amSee yall saturday night so we can figure out what's what
>>150538066Get a job immigrant
>>150538035are you going to let him >>150538047 treat you like a bitch without giving him his receipts too?
France has to go on the nightly prowl for dicks to suck to buy his weekly baguette imo
>>150538070You got fired from the care home for snacking on dementia dookie
>>150538121He does that for fun he takes it up the george washington for bread money per ariel helwani on the mma hour
>>150538098Stop instigating.
Middleweight champion Tony FergusonKhabib Nurmagomedov
sugar enthusiast and sweetened tank Joe Rogan has confirmed France is the sweetest country in the world and who are we to argue with such expert analysis
Chael manhandled Craig to the ground and then fell asleep because he was so bored. Then they woke him up and told him that he lost
>>150538172Umm khamzat Chimaev is the middleweight champion. Is there a gas leak in your house?
If it were up to Khabib, every woman in the world would be a towel.
>>150538239never heard of her
>>150538143Stop oinking on my maggoty minge..
>>150538196This is what I saw happen but I think it was embarrassment that made Chael faint like cartoon, like oooh wooow what a fucking GAY SPORT *snore*
“Takes it up the George Washington” made me laugh for 15 seconds straight. Kek
>>150538389You don’t even know who that is, dumb Bong.
>>150538389You’re talking outta your George Washington, boy.
My minge has more maggots than George Washington's teeth...
>>150538289>pillowtap
>>150538389you must be tuckered out have a lie down
>Turdny is only the INTERIM champion againKEEEEEEK DaddySI is gonna cave this piggy's bacon bussy in.
Can tony defeat the legend, uh, youtube black guy?
>>150538546he makes easy work of ishowsneed
Meanwhile I'm just out here living my absolute best life.
so who is the real misfits boxing champion tony has to fight
>>150537269lol makhachev wanted a jet lagged, no training camp, short notice fight against tonyis that islam's legacy? so sad...
>>150538678nothing new for the vanquisher of 10 day notice volk and 1 day notice moicano
>>150538678Justin fought Tony on short notice and beat the living shit out of him for 5 rounds. I guess some people just aren’t built for war
>>150538668Chills.
What the hell happened to RIZIN TV? I haven't watched in about a month and now that I came back all the events have been chopped up into the individual fights with the hype packages, entrances, and commentary stripped out.
>>150538822lol I torrent all of rizin so it works on my machine
>crying this much over beating a fat untrained zoomerPoonypoons this is NOT a good look.
The Rock bros...
>>150539129>portraying Mark Kerr gives you AIDS
>>150539129mmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>150539259>>150539129These guys blast so much roids that their natural testosterone production shuts down, and when their doctor tells them they have to stop or suffer a heart attack, they essentially become trannies.
>>150539319They’re still in much better shape than the average man their age and probably on TRT
>>150539339You have literally no idea what the fuck your talking about. Respectfully,
>>150539259still disappointed by how much of a bitch Batista became, still insane that Raja is still walking free instead of being prison raped as I post
>>150539389The average 60 year old man is built like a bag of milk. Bautista has abs
>>150539438Congrats?
>>150539474Huh?
So, what, you're a black belt in jiu jitsu
>>150539605We Dont Sign Our Posts Here
>>150539605hopefully you're not the anon who heems his meng at noon
>>150539608thats a pretty strong grip you got there, probably think you could beat me up huh? Ehhhh wrong, you're wrong. I do jiu jitsu.
>>150539259why the fuck would a man ever get lip fillerschaub did it too
>>150539821Dig suggen libs b
dusko fight week
>>150539339Batista nearly got slept by a fat italian jobber in his only mma fight ever and thats when he was still blasted on roids ya cazzie
>>150538822The wife is cute. Would wife.
>>150539789>throws sand in your eyesOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>150539908Rockefeller was pretty based when you think about it. He was like the Dana of his time.
>>150539908>white guy videogamesBased
>>150539987i disagree i dont think rockafella would let the 41 yr old boxing prospect tony go
>>150537711The person is implying they're both shit
>>150539949*Pulls guard*Your move, playa
>>150539608If you'd ever grappled a bjj black belt, you'd know it's no joke.
>>150540044>Life in the UK as a native 2025
https://youtube.com/watch/u_7NIqaWxF0?si=Da7QAmRpCl2GUdNg
I'm surprised Caio is favourite vs Imavov. Caio is clearly more of a brainlet, so if things are equally physically, Imavov will win by fighting smart.
>>150540227uhh Caio is a freaking nerd
>>150540189You have sex with men.
How many nerds do you know that are on steroids with facial scarring and cauliflower ears?
>>150540227Isn't Imavov literally Muslim? Caio is Christian.
>>150540227Caio has a chemistry degree and also seems to gameplan carefully for opponents. Dunno what made you think he’s a Brainlet
Could you take UFC heavy weight champion Tom Aspinall if you were allowed a headguard and two pairs of dusties?
>>150540315That's exactly what I was just trying to explain to him.
>>150540227every one of your posts is brainlet muzzdog. you mindlessly tout the superiority of any muslim fighter and take any slight against them as an insult to your family. you also don't know how to banter or have fun paki bro
>>150540351What the fuck is a dustie?
>>150540386Knuckle dusters
>>150540370Bodied that wonk nose freak.
>>150540392No big Tom would still just snap my arms in half like twigs
>austard is still boiling from days ago >replying to posters who aren’t even me Lmao gaped that faggot
I'd love to QUAFF Olivi's PREGNANCY PISS.>>150540370Okay retard.>>150540315>Dunno what made you think he’s a BrainletFucking look at him. Giant jaw. Little head. Tattoos everywhere.
>>150540370seems to me like more of a cazzie post than a muzzie postmuzzie posts look like this>BUSSY DADDY PIGGY CLITTY POZZED RAPED GAPED OINKED DIRTY DIAPER PANTIES
Does /heem/ like King of the streets?
>>150540417You just got revved pal.
When a beautiful woman is PREGNANT, her PISS becomes full of hormones; if you QUAFF it, you become CAGEFIGHTER MENTALITY.
>>150540429My dead daddy revved and raped me
What?
Fair play to raja, he's not as dumb as he looks. The guy committed attempted murder on camera, and got away it, the perfect crime.
>>150540536Johny Cash said God will cut Raja down.
>>150540536I think most Americans with any sense realized Rajtard wasn't even going to be arrested, it's California
>>150540558I've heard it both ways.
>>150540579The US is truly the land of the free
the champ has a name
Sometimes I judge fighters based on their wives and kids. If his wife is ugly or his kids look retarded then he's not my guy.
>>150540579That's what I've been telling them, it's California
>>150540654Thoughts on Tom Aspinal?
>>150540664I’ve been telling them that you have autogynephilia.
bruh
Matt Serra Serra Whatever will be will be
>>150540693Based post
>>150540689What's that?
It's not hard to sub someone, just grab them and squeeze.
>>150540704You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you squeeze me?
>>150540703Are you saying that sincerely?
>>150540684Pretty sure his wife is Polish and his son has autism.
>>150540704I sinply would never tap? Now what
>>150540595I'm not sure you can consider some parts of America part of America anymore, California is one of them
>>150540728His son is completely retarded yes
hey pussy are you still there?
>>150540761Nigger
He's Going To Prison! Raja Jackson FREAKS OUT As LAPD Taken Off Case For Stalling! State Takes Over
54 days until Gane fights.
1,094 days since Gane got knocked on his arse by Tuivasa.
I could submit you all
>>150540790silence with your chud fantasy
>Breaking: Conor Mcgregor exonerated in civil rape case after his defence produce evidence of a concussion suffering in sparring just one day before committing rape.
Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
mma reproduction: Who are some fighters that should pass on their genetics?
BEERFROM A HECKING SHOE???
>>150540810>>150540996My man woke up at 06:00 AM to post this.
No Gane really did get knocked on his arse by Tuivasa like that actually happened.
>>150541018Chandler
>>150541030Lmfao did he really?
>>150541030Without the webm it didn't happen. Gane is most accomplished striker in combat sports history.
>>150541027Some causes require sacrifice.
>>150540761Sorry was sicking an dick yea Im here man
Gane is a joke. He’ll lose the important fights like he always does.
The mysterious anonymous sponsor is giving both teams the million
bros posting reddit screenshots
Rumors been flying that Trump got heemed by stroke
https://youtu.be/Q3iTX1CFesU?si=pfLW5G710u5B9dxYIt’s up
>>150541356Worst part is that they can't clone him like Biden
MISFIT PORN ACTRESS INTERVIEW TONY FERGUSSONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjn_SLUHWg
>>150541464War really changes a man, huh
>>150541464>fighter moves down a weight class
>>150541464>His smile and optimism gone
ufc alumni philip brooks
They call him Khabib
>>150541464Permanent WMMA face, damn
heh nothin personell dana
salt papi was winning before he lost
>>150541480>>150541485>>150541502Manuel ferrera is everywhere what the fuck ?https://youtube.com/watch?v=oXjM0XVzU4Y
>>150541464Before and after crushing a can on Raja Jackson's head
>>150541356he's perfectly fineufc white house is still on
Anyone else think the fighting nerd is super overrated and Imavov will win comfortably?
>>150539821schaub is natty b
>>150541641Same inergy
oh no trumpsisters!
>>150541689>bruised hand>swollen ankles it's over for trumpbussy. He'll never get to see ilia become 4 weight champ
>we will never see powerslap on the white house lawn
-5000 Diaper Donald dies before Clitia fights someone under the age of 36
>>150541689>>150541641>those hollow, vacant eyes It's a matter of days
>>150541765OH NONONO DANUSSIES!!!
make ai video dana white scream cry blood bloating gas explosion mud
Trump’s health is in peril, but Biden was perfectly fine while in office. That makes sense.
>>150541823Biden was eating children, Trump eats Mcdonalds.
>>150541641>pinky over ring fingerbros...it's so over
>>150541641we need to see if his nails are clubbed
>>150541823Biden wasn’t severely obese on top of his dementia
We can re-build him. We have the technology.
>>150541838Neither is Trump.
>>150541838that adrenochrome is seriously hitting bro it's a miracle that he lived past 60
There is literally nothing stopping me from looking like this.
67
>>150541875Niggas built like a fucking wall-e human
is kissing ur opponent against teh unified rules?
>>150541929Post your body
Wow; Im fucking an yenta!
My body resembles a prime yoel
i think starting tonight im gonna host a heem readalong. ill post taht korean comic about the ufc champ that gets isekai'dwe can all read together
was so excited to train today so i could try shit i saw at cji but i forgot it's labor day
>>150541951
>>150542005Im an big fan of yours Mr Jeff Molina
>>150541940Raja Jackson actually suffered a kiss in sparring just one day before he killed Syko Stu
>>150541823Biden and Trump are both old as shit and Trump eats nothing but McDonald's Old people die easily. They have the most advanced hospital in the world set up on capital hill, payed for with tax payers money, and the concoction of drugs they have them on can only do so much Btw the same politicians that keep denying your right to healthcare and forcing you to interact with the extremely predatory health insurance industry are also enjoying free healthcare on your dime
Khabib and Tony was the one that got away + Khabib was ducking
>>150542089understandable, a king deserves to punish his peasants
>>150542005what comic bis it manhwa?
>>150542129Khabib would have smashed Tony, that fight was not as compelling in retrospect
>>150542263cazzie
only thing Khabib smashed was a canister of covid on fazzas head
>>150542263Yeah like Dricus Tony had meme grappling with no actual fundamentals. He also would’ve lost to Charles and Arman in his prime
>>150542263Listen pal, if you think McGregor was sapping Khabib's energy taking those punches, Tony is like a human punching bag compared to glass Conor
>>150535920Damn, Gordon Ryan's son is pretty good at jiu jitsu.
>>150542129Rickson gracie vs Sakuraba was the one that got away
Conor is a rapist who attacks defenseless old men and embarrasses his wife and children. Tony is a schizophrenic who abuses his wife and students. But /heem/ most frequently lashes at Khabib who has nothing close to as bad as either of them.
>>150542207>is it manhwa?there are no bad heroes in this world
>>150542528Khabib never beat salt papi, Tony beat salt papi
Kayla Harrison runs a full barn in her backyard and just heems all other women when it comes time. There is no competition
Who the fuck is this cutie and where did she come from
>>150542623Why does she dress like that outside
>>150542528terrorist rat ye mad fewl of a ting ye
>>150542528Funny how you compare human beings in your mental math when Khabib is a backward Dagi muslim and thinks less of women than Tony or Conor do among whatever wonderful culture they have there.
Tony would beat the fuck out of Tyson fury
>>150542664Its 2025 gramps that's gym clothes touch grass.
>>150542623Can someone webm this I need to goon
>>150542801You can't be serious, her asscheeks are busting out of her shorts
The Gane Conjecture
>>150542641she's been in the poofc for 6 years she's just inactive as fuck
>>150542746Khabib hasn’t physically harmed women like Conor or tony has
>>150542641Mizuki from Japan. Are you retarded?
I bumped into khabib in a Witherspoons toilet and he started blabbering on about how alcohol is haram and all this while he stank of Guinness. I just said this "wrestle this you dagi cunt" and headbutted him.
>>150543188yes
Kayla Harrison 10 year bantamweight champ reign.
>>150543518she is doing it again. ass cheeks popping out of nowhere, we can even see her asshole
>>150543518imagine the smell
>>150543526You just know they scissored after this
>>150543518girl power assembling flat pack furniture
>>150543589Fresh chip board smells nice, b. I'd probably go for better quality, solid wood furniture if I was rich, but I suppose you can't buy class.
>>150541300Did Lachy confirm?
>>150541300Raja still hasn't been paid for his appearance at knoxX pro wrestling. Any idea what's going on there?
Honestly? Fuck you. Respectfully.
Racist threats? Way too far.
>Funny how you compare human beings in your mental math when Khabib is a backward Dagi muslim and thinks less of women than Tony or Conor do among whatever wonderful culture they have there.
>>150543642yeah
>r/bjj
>>150543518Strong independent mom
>>150542284that's rough buddy
>>150531857Is raja pillow fisted? I mean he punched an unconscious fat guy 27 times and didn't zeem him.
>>150540044Cringe. The house always wins playa !
>>150544183you have no pussy on the chainwax
>Raja Jackson STILL freeDo Americans not give a fuck about white veterans anymore?
>>150544285rampage had a meltdown today because of supossed racist threats
>>150544302literally bitchmade. imagine a death threat vs actual attempted murder
>>150544285Take the hush money Stu garcon
>>150544285No one cares abouut zogtroons, lil bro
>>150544285Nobody gives a fuck bout ya'll vanilla asses anymore. Raja did nothing wrong.
>>150543694Basadœ!
Raja is just a confused man living in a bad world
When push comes to shove, tony cowers in fear
>>150544587trust zee plan
craig the type of nigga to make specific ass rules, rig his event against his own rules, and give the loser $1m anyways. respect
I grieve different.
Is the ziam fight cancelled ?
when is Rockholds next fight?
Kayla Harrison "how my ass taste"
>>150544285His racism came out
>>150544852he bitched out but they're getting a replacement
Raja did nothing wrong. History will prove him right.
>>150544885dirty boxing, he gets KOd in the first
my niggas
Does PFL regret signing Francis Ngannou?
raja update?
>>150545054absolutely
N word.
>>150545155See >>150545168
Gamrot
>>150545155Rajadaddy won
Fabricio The Flamingo Pitbull to KO the black oktagon shitter.
>>150545321nah they finally learned and gave their hot new signing a guaranteed win, pitbull is omegaflushed
You may not like Raja, but you better respect his power and fight iq if you ever come face to face with him
rajesh couldn't even kill a guy with a slam and 22 unanswered punches he's a pillowfisted can
>>150545155I've just checked mine it's still running george droid v1.3
What if I told you that Raja is reading all your comments and is looking for you to give you a receipt?
>>150545353Pit punches hard; the cryptonite of black people
Thanks, I will
what if I told you Rampage is proud of his son for chimping out
>>150545439>>150545504You gonna sell it?
what if I told you Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Shit nigguh, what if I told you it feels like I'm cummin out my ass?
>>150545582what if I told you fuck you
The Smashing Machine will win best picture. Dana will profit.
dwcs tmrwas that guy talking shit about seeing a ufc fighter at the store talking about having to impress dana? find out tmr on dragon ball z!
>>150544511Best /heem/ meme in awhile
>>150545618What if I made you eat an peice of candy corn out from under my foreskin? Respectfully
Too many leaf posts. Fuck off before I break your orbital bone.
>>150545633imagine putting your dick in the belly button
>>150545633who is this up and coming heavyweight fighter?
>>150545722Cope nigga!
>>150544587we wuz robbed bro
>>150545742Two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground.
>>150545738That's the man who dropped Cyril Gane, Tai Tuivasa
Can you do 10 pushups with proper form yet? Or will the aussie continue to denegrate you?
I'm up and cumming
>>150545859i cum in my sleepwe are not the same
>they was boys
lil Timmy's seething about Rajadaddy not getting arrested.
>>150545849My dick too big to do pushups with proper form. You wouldtndnt know.
>>150546031Oh....oooooooooh no, nononononoonononononononono
It's really funny. Chuds say that Indians can't fight, but Indian mud wrestlers are even better than Dagi fags. The UFC is just too scared to bring them in since they would beat everyone.
>Rafiki raises Hasbulla up and drops him screaming to his death from pride rockHAAAAAAAAA ZAAAABEEEEENYAAAAAAA
>>150539339>They’re still in much better shape than the average man their age and probably on TRTnot really
average heemster rips dwayne johnsons barbie tits off in the 1st round and rape him HARD
looks like zion don kicked the bucket
>>150541641he looks fucked up wtf
can someone explain to me why theres a move about Mark Kerr starring 52 year old Dwayne The Rock Johnson?
>>150544302He's using his son's crime to increase his stream views. LMAO
HEY LIL DONNIE GUESS WHAT YOU KNOW THAT FUCKIN' MCDONALDS YOU LIKE SO MUCH WELL I JUST TOOK A HUGE NASTY GIARDIA LACED SHIT IN IT AND WATCHED YOU EAT IT, HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
>>150546315It's over
>>150546420>Raja Jackson will be succeeding me as presidentOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
>>150545633jones ducked him
had a weird dream where I was fucking all the wmmas and they all got pregnant
>>150546484in your dreams!
had a dream that a stinky brown frenchman with a cheese hat came up to me on a foggy nasty french street and said "sacre bleu" very chilling
>>150546529>said "sacre bleu"crazy dream, in reality he would have said "salam aleykum"
>>150546524it was and let me tell you, it was very hot
BJ Penn lays it all out>“The real question is why is Jeff Novitsky Head of UFC VADA Anti-Doping, Adam Sedlack IFC GYM CEO, and Sam Ingram real head manager of UFC Gym Hilo are all 6’8!?!?!? They all have sabotaged their own business partner BJ Penn in some way. Jeff Novitsky who tried to make Bj Penn look like a dirty athlete like he did steroids for a glutathione IV no where near the fight because brian specialists kept telling BJ he had Parkinson’s and forced him to take a glutathione IV, and Adam Sedlack who kept telling bj to retire and then begged BJ Penn on more than one occasion to use Mike Dolce who had one job which is feed BJ the day of the fight and he didn’t show up to feed BJ and BJ got wiped out in his retirement fight to Edgar looking as emaciated as a stick with teeth., and the “real head manager” of UFC Gym Hilo @samcingram who has no problem blasting BJ in public on BJs instagram and he’s an employee of ufc gym Hilo but why are they all 6 foot 8 inches tall ??????? All of them are 6’8! Is that just a coincidence folks ? Don’t take my wor for it. Check Sam’s account and then google Jeff Novitsky and Adam Sedlack and take a look at the suits and the shape of their heads and heights.“
Mike Dolce had one fucking job, feed BJ the day of the fight, and he failed him. I can never trust Dolce Diet again
>>150531857
Fuck you Khabitch
>>150546420>I am deadwtf
>>150546420POWER SLAP AT THE WHITE HOUSE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>150546212Damn, these Indian niggas be ZESTY
Girl here
>>150546745B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BEAST OF A DIG SUG
Dildo dickless
>>150546758lmao
If I had a gf we'd watch wmma together
>>150546745Go away whoreWe are loyal to FightFairy here
how come there's never been a french poster on /heem/ who's just a normal guy who posts about fightssame for germanswhat goes on there
booboo bong baby
>>150546811>French>fighting
>>150546811Come to think of it i too have am part French and still have family living thereInteresting
There is not a French faggot alive that I couldn't heem in one round. Period.
GSP is French
>>150546905>im smarter than that
>how did you know Mackenzie Dern is single again?
>>150546921I would imagine she is insufferable
Tomala Asspissnanal is gonna get completely prolapsed by Gane daddy.
>>150546921disgusting subhuman appear!!!
Tom might be strong and fast, but at the end of the day he's just another meat head that will meet his match to the cerebral maestro that is Bon Gamin
no one has ever called Tom strong or fast except a British guy and he recently died of AGP
>>150546971>>150546971>>150546971>>150546971new
/heem/ is being non-White again.
>>150545381>03:05 The state of this guy
