news - nba.comprevious >>150447388thread theme: https://youtu.be/3GyoWrJmO-Y?si=Av4cag7YzK8xxeJH&t=2042
no clue what I should do for my 21st coming up. wanted to see a game but no basketball at this time.
>>150532446go to a bar or a club
>>150532474I don't drink and I dont have interest in going to clubs
>>150532484Stripclub then
>>150532484You should have ONE drink on your 21st birthday. Get a nice glass of wine.
>>150532446Go get a tranny hooker and have “her”fuck you in the ass
wardell...my goat...2016 playoffs didnt happen btw, it wasnt real...
Is 7 inches enough nowadays?
>>150532706If you care what women think of your dick you already lost
>>1505327067? I am only 4 inchesGo Celtics btw
>>150532773
>>150532706I prefer much bigger cocks in my ass
>>1505327067 inches is almost the average. It will do.
Been rewatching the finals and shai really is crazy skilled but when he gets like 20 fts by running into somebody and doing a backflip it is disgusting to watch
>>150533095i dont even care about that bullshit, and it is bullshit, but its the defense being allowed to be more physical than everybody else. why teams got different rules brah?
>>150532484Go watch a movie with your friends or family then. It doesn't have to be some grand stuff.>>150533095The eurobasket is such a refreshing view despite the worse talents. Pretty balanced offense and defense, not that much foul baiting aside from Slovenia
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
>>150534105Does LeBum pay rent for all that headspace he occupies in your head? Both you and lefraud are huge faggots
>>150534334you have no respect for /nba/ culture
How many of you are playing nba2k26?
>>150532706Given that 99% of men who claim 7 are actually 5, i'd say no
>Fanbo Zeng headed to Brooklyn, reports trainer>The Chinese forward is likely to sign soonZeng dynasty starts now
>>150532446The woman on the right got that Misty drip kek
>>150532446Go on a trip to South America.
>>150532446thicc shit on the left
my nigga is talking reckless about Hana (our favorite knicks girl) and im about to have to check his bitch ass
>>150536842she's retarded
>>150536850she can say all the dumbass shit she wants cuz shes knicks bae
We got Topic, stupid
KD too pussy to step to /nba/
>>150537132He knows he’d get called the n word
>>150536842That woman is not necessarily fat yet but you can tell that it's coming.
/nba/ wouldn't say shit to KD
>>150537190She's fat and angle frauding until further notice in my eyes
>>150537190She’s Latina. They all get fat.
>>150535220there is no way someone can fraud themselves through 2 inches of penis length. height maybe but a 5 incher and 7 incher are worlds apart. just ask my throat
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y01IS9lH1csLook how many ringless bums get covers dude like what the fuck, and Curry still hasnt gotten a single cover just for himself
>>150537843Ring without FMVP doesn’t mean shit
>>150538045Where is Kyrie and Zion Williamson's Finals MVP?
>>150538118Curry didn't have enough aura to be on a cover when he was younger
Hey guys Aleksej Pokusevski here, Ask me Anything!
>>150538670I really thought him and Chet were going to do something
LeBron’s longevity is insane, Jordan was taking multiple year breaks and still not nearly as dominant in his later years. LeBron makes the post season every year and is all NBA 2nd team in his 40sLeBron is the GOAT
>>1505390361. Curry 2. Jordan 3. Kobe4. LeBron This is objective fact
>>150539163Can’t be top ten if you only play half the game, LeBron guards 1-5 and Curry can’t even guard his own position
>>150539183Cope
>>150539183>LeBron guards 1-5 and Curry can’t even guard his own positionI feel like individual player defense is the most overrated concept ever when you can get away with saying shit like this.
>>150539036Obvious ragebait unironic troll post, >>150537315Depends on the women, worst insult that gets to any man is their sausage length
>>1505391831v1 defense is mostly effort and length. Curry gives the effort, he just the smallest guy on the court most of the time, so yes he suffers a bit in that one aspect. Being tall is not a skill.
>>150539349Being tall is the most important attribute of being a basketball player, of course LeBron is a better defender and all time player due to his size and athleticism.
>>150539232>individual defense doesn’t matterFunny how every GOAT level player met the standard of being an elite individual defender whereas with Curry we have to rethink how important half the game of basketball is because he sucks at it
>>150537207hes /ourguy/
>>150537132He's definitely been lurking and probably posting here for the past decade. Dude has no gf, no family really... nothing except his glass house bus rider legacy.
>>150539839Name how many players in typical top 10s are below 6'5?Also the idea that defense is half the game is both a reduction and presupposition.
Meal.
>>150539996Apparently he has a gf now>>150538459Curry is the most neotenic player in the history of the NBA, I never understand why he was viewed as the next face if all he can do is shoot 3s
>>150540015How many bottom ten defenses have won a championship in the last 50 years? You pick LeBron first in any fantasy draft because Curry requires an entire team being built around him to mitigate his weakness
>>150536994And then he blows out his knee again and Chet Holmfag breaks his ankle and gains no weightThunder fags are so painfully delusional, they're blowing up their actual core which are the bench players and hope the surround the big 3 with shit rookies, I've said it before, they'll lose and lose hard, Chet was never a 3rd option either
>>150537190Fridge is about 30% donefatinas cant make it to 30 without becoming fat as hell
the front office actually achieved what i thought was impossible: they made my warriorers worse
>>150537301Latinas are very clingy and obsessive and they get fat. I don’t know why people date them. They also are just crazy in general.
>that fucking LeBron commercial
>>150540702They are good wife material. Usually they cook and clean and are loyal.
>>150540754>They are good wife material. Usually they cook and clean and are loyal.what is this the 50s? I can do all of those things myself. My mom was just like that to my dad and I hated that she did that for him when he treated her like shit. Would rather not have one like that personally. I’m glad women today no longer do that.
>>150540754>They are good wife materialyes, if you want your wife to go from 110 lbs to 300 lbs in two years or after the first kid
>>150540754if the latina is loyal then she ain't really latina
>>150540754Latinas are NOT loyal lmao.
>>150540702There’s a video on twitter about a Latina girl who got ghosted by a guy before their first date, and she made him like a full course meal with homemade stuff, she started crying and shit. Must be the water in the southern hemisphere. Explains why weapschizo is mentally ill
>>150540742with the crown? corny af
>>150540877Lebron is the king.
>>150534878Shut up, faggot. You shame our flag.
I just want to let y'all niggas know that the mayo monkey recently posting under my flag wasn't me. Real nigga like me would never act like that. It's probably some ladyboy from Ljubljana.
this shits fucked
>>150541026No one forces these niggas to fuck gold digging hoes
>>150540609I mean nothing has happened yet other than Looney leaving,the biggest issue with the warriors is the team has cookie cutter shitters, and is a shell of its former self, Drayboon is solely to blame for punching the future of their team in Poole, but its also everyones else for not fucking getting rid of the piece of shit, they defended the POS and lost a future face PG that could've been the passing of torch from Curry, No KD, No Klay, Iggy retired, Draymond unathletic and cant score, McGee moved to other teams, Zaza retired, yea... you know the deal
>>150541026what did pj do to deserve this
>>150541026why are u guys knocking up hoes without titties you just asking to get memed on
>>150541026He can’t compete with a real nigga (Kevin Gates) even with money that boy is a fucking lame and women can smell it, won’t be two years before that man’s son is calling another man daddy
>>150541026i swear to god i saw this woman with a rapper
>>150541121all these rappers and athletes share women like some big sex club. see it a lot in the nfl and especially in the nba.
>>150541196nasty af
>>150541026our guy Kev would never make this mistake
On a side note, that all dark cadillac escalade is pretty sweet. Based PJ.
This is a Flaggot owned league nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVee9UQg7dU
>>150541196I don't fucking get it. Is it some kind of black thing? You see these black basketball players and wide receivers and such and they all want to fuck porn stars and strippers and OnlyFans whores. I wouldn't touch most of those women with surgical gloves on yet for some reason these dudes can't get enough of them. What gives?
>>150541371Low IQ and zero impulse control. They literally outside hotels NBA teams are staying in and hook up with them to hopefully get pregnant and rape them for child support in court.
>>150541371They all of a sudden have the opportunity to live out their teenage coomer dreams getting to fuck their childhood crushes. Its degenerate but not too crazy. And I cant lie theres some bad bitches out there
>>150540889king of what
>>150541460Getting his bussy broken
>>150541460PED usage.
>>15054146030 years from now Hezonja will tell his grandchildren about the times he shat all over lebron and giannis
next poster likes kissing men
>>150541508Gimme some sugar, Nikola
>>150541515mmmuah
Which NBA player is this?
>>150541460yall goat can't create separation without being a superior athlete or lowering his shoulder. Couldn't survive in the era of men
>>150541535<3
>>150541549Yeah he has no game. He's just Giannis with better passing.
>>150541544Quite clearly Ayton
>>150541497My conspiracy theory is that he was removed from the league to make it fairer for the other players
The National Basketball Association is in trouble
>>150541648
>>150541661I found picrel funny. But it’s still cope
I’m not an advanced stat nerd because I don’t actually know what any advanced stats mean, and I only use them when they support my biases
>>150541648We all know his weakness
>>150541544why does the zesty nigga want to marry a woman stupid enough to have a vision board
>>150541648>colege statsKek
>>150541770>>150541809Lukek’s are coping because they know Nico was right
>>150541821You will never be Ireshart
>>150541828And that's a good thing!
>>150541863True
If I call Nikola Jokić "Niggola Grapejuice", is that racist?
Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Robert Horry is a top 25 player of all time
>>150541924No, but this is a top 10 playoff dunk of all-time.
Thinking basketballs top 25 peaks of the 21st century so far
>>150542088>le billionaire>shirtless ad>burger king crown>loss to every opponent
>>150542088This reminds me that apparently, back when LeBron was on his rookie contract with the Cavs, he left somebody a voice mail on their cell phone where he said, "Yo, this is King James here." So 'King James' is something he unironically calls himself, and it's how he refers to himself in the third person.
My ex from a decade ago linked up with me and is coming over tonight. She's 50lbs heavier from when we broke up. Our biggest memory together was taking her to the Cavs championship parade and we got to see all the players like LeBron, Kyrie, Shumpert, Love, Smith, Tristan, Channing, Richard up close and we ended up partying at the club. Should I set up a web camera for my own safety in case some fishy business happens because I don't entirely trust her but I don't know the exact laws on that
>>150542256>She's 50lbs heavier from when we broke upwhy see her at all?
>>150542256You need to tell her you're into fat women and buy her some doughnuts to eat.
>>150542256>She's 50lbs heavier
>>150541648I've seen enough. Flagg is the Hybrid of legend
>>150541770>he uhh missed a shot!this all the antis got lmao
>>150542088>every rival was defeatedClassic LeFraud word twisting. Yes you defeated timmy steph and kd. Guess what. Timmy owns you 2-1, Steph 3-1, KD 2-1. You never defeated Dirk. The only guy you truly beat in the finals is Jimmy Butler.
>>150541964Dwight howard disrespect is real
>>150542439Harden is the real headscratcher. Hate him or not him taking the warriors to 7 in his MVP season is top 10 at least. Putting McGrady over him is disgusting
I have list fatigue
>>150539183Curry is not even a bad defender, he's average
>>150542458Yes. Peak harden is not too far behind his rivals. I didnt even notice it. How is he behind shai. Wtf
>>150540589she'll never be a fridge. her hips are wider than her waist
>>150541964Where my GOAT curry. Despite Thinking Basketball's proclivity to Lebron Glaze, Currdawg better be numba 1
>>150541964Also why the fuck is Draymond Green that fucking high? Holy fuck those stupid Advanced metrics must glaze the fuck out of him.
>>150542426Him winning 2016 is arguably the worst thing to ever happen to the sport of basketball. Unfortunately we cant call Dirk a rival because he never faced him more than once, but even though he lost 3 times to Curry, because he won "once" off the luckiest bullshit ever, he "defeated a rival".
>>150541964What's his criteria? The first half of Manu's career has some insane advanced stats, especially for his position and time period, so I would think that is valued highly. But then I see Tatum rated and he's only had 1 bretty gud advanced stat season (this last season). So now I'm kind of confused.
>>150542670Most advanced stats don't even rate Draymond that high except for a couple years, and the years are spread apart (15-16 and 21-22 are high 2 peak years). So I have no idea what Thinking Basketball does to rate guys. Draymond is rated more through eye test and coaching perspective.
>>150542088Gayest ad i've ever seen
>>150542760Thinking basketball does have some pseudo intellectualism/ pretentiousness
>>150542760I guess even the most seemingly objective persons ultimately defer to the most subjective judgements in the end.
>>150542814Don't really enjoy his videos. It's like he doesn't have a main point that he wants to focus on. For example, the title might suggests he's talking about Hali's offense, but when i watch the video, he ends up talking about Siakam, TJ, etc.Daniel Li is way better. He explains things in simple terms and his videos are overall just easier to digest.
>>150541964>mcgradylooks like his coping tour has been paying off
>>150541821>>150542378How are you all gonna cope when he start bricking game winners left and right like Gaytum?
>>150542881His vids that cater to that work for me, usually when he's talking about a new tactic teams are using or a team's weird offense like these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQoyhTFQC0ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6-NPUOHH6I
>>150542955>gaytum sucks so uhh this guy will too?
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>>150542593>gets tricked by high waist pants and angles
MPJ is still less of a pseudo intellectual than Jaylen Brown
>>150542256time to man up
>>150543307hi 4 chang and I'm KD. yall love to post shit talk, but ain't no one frontin yall sad
aw dang it! if only i had a REAL team i woulda done been stackin fat rangz!!!
So where will KWABminga be traded to?
Gonna be real interesting to see what lineups the mad magazine kid will do next year with all the new additions. I wonder if AG will end up being a small 5 at some point
>>150544942The Sacramento Wizard HorNETs where he belongs.
>warriors traded poole before kuminga>for fucking nothing toomost retarded franchise ever.
>>150545383
>>150544942No team wants Kumnigga. That's why he still doesn't have a contract.
>>150545437>2018: Argues with KD, wins ring, KD gets traded next season>2022: wins ring, punches Poole, Poole gets traded next seasonIt's always him, isn't it
>>150545631what he's doing is working thoughhe has a guaranteed analyst position after he retiresand he'll be rated as the #2 warrior ahead of klay and kdand he'll be first ballot hof
>>1505456312016 was also his fault
>>150545631Drayboon is completely machiavellian about maintaining his role on the team and indirectly his bag. KD and later Poole staying on makes it very hard for Dray to get paid and would push his value to the team down, which would open him up to being traded and thus potentially moved to a team where he can't run the drayboon offense. We'll see if Dray makes the Jimmy situation deteriorate or if he accepts that this is his last run and he is close to retirement.
>>150544200is you the one that be shootin 54 hangpulls from odee treyball?
Support the WNBA. These ladies need it. Women sports are the future and there's money in it if you just invest.
>>150546605how did those chingy bastards at nike invent bright shorts that don't show butthole sweat spots?
>>150546605Support Palestine. These heroes need it. Victims of Jewish genocides are the future and there's money in it if you just invest.
>>150546853yes I agree and support the WNBA
if the WNBA can be successful and profitable why does the team that won the first 4 championships not exist
>>150546900??? Just find a waifu and support jesus fucking christ we need your help this is a CRISIS.
>>150546629The defensive control schemes were the pinnacle of NBA gameplay:Button 1: BlockButton 2: StealButton 3: TurboTurbo + Steal = Push that motherfucker
>>150546605I don't want to be seen as a coomer
>>150546286eh he did almost win them game 7
Poll>https://poal.me/iksrpl>https://poal.me/iksrpl>https://poal.me/iksrpl
>>150547800There wouldn't have been a game 7 if he didn't get suspended
My failures in the NBA haunt me and only alcohol can numb the pain...
>>150542088why is the majority of the ad just close ups of sweaty lebron? who is this targeted to? why would you buy sneakers because of this
>>150542774>>150548262I don't even know what's being advertised here. What is this ad trying to sell me? lmao
>>150548285it's just lenarcissist stuff. you think he'd make a commercial like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45mMioJ5szc
>>150548420Now THIS is kino
>>150547443I request a more modern nba jam where there's a fourth button for flopping. Imagine the potential of turbo flopping
>>150548207He wouldn't have been suspended if LeBron didn't cry to then league office about something he instigated
>>150548459i'm in my early 20s and i saw this quote on posters since i was a kid. has lebum ever had anything as iconic?
>>150548500Oh 100%. As Stephen A said (which is one of the reasons Bron doesn't like him), the league gave Lebron a stimulus package.
>look up lebrons new ad on his instagram>half the comments are jesus/christ is kingSocial media isnt a real place
>>150548979It's mostly bots
>>150548979>>150549048Its because hes called Eternal King in the ad which probably rubbed the devout christians the wrong way given Jesus is their supreme king
>>150547800Look at Curry man, so inspirational
can i kick it?
Think of your favorite all time player or even just a player doing something great in NBA history. LeBron is greater than him
>>150550387Peak harden>peak curry/peak kd/peak kawhiAnd i will die on that hill
>>150532706It used to be the 6 rule now it's the 8 rule
https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.phpim true neutral
>>150532446pokegirls are either trannies or hot nerds, no in-between.
>>150550408>mr 20 FTA over anyoneif we're talking about peak floppers sure, but the revisionism is crazy
fuck gaybe
We are NOT ready https://x.com/Thanasis_ante43/status/1962204848629100630
>>150550896Which individual is trans in that picture?
>>150551246Why do trans women interest you leafjeet?
Meal. Back to the basics.
>>150551132so much for yawnis wanting outlebum and klutch mafia propaganda will never turn him into a merc
>>150551508Classic mealanon
>talen horton tucker signs with fenerbahceThere was a time when this guy was classified untradeable
>>150551599Lakers choose him over Caruso kek
>>150551606Were post jerry Lakers thing to do
>>150551508That looks like one bite of mac.
>>150551508>zero sugarThe irony.
>>150551508mac cheese at my grocery store is so expensive it's like $10 a pint
>>150551508>april/may ‘24 weapschizo>april/may ‘25 mealanon
>>150551881lebron is a white man
>>150551998
Hotel LeBron sitting on a proud 2.6 stars on google!
StreamerP
>>150552263This is nigga is so supremely talented but will never win a ring. Sad
>>150552263I remember pg streaming on twitch. I think streamer was his dream job if he wasnt in the league
Aura
>>150552776Okay chet...we are listening
>>150552845He can fuck waaaaay hotter bitches with his LMS. No idea why he's wasting his time jacking off to mid bitches propped up by jewish pedophiles.
>>150552887>mid bitches propped up by jewish pedophiles.Nobody is talking about your mother and father
Who will I obsessively hate watch now that embiid is gone? I have no purpose…
>>150552776>snapchat in 2025Time to grow up.
Stephen A. Smith says he’s leaving the door open to running for President in 2028 “I have no intentions on being a politician, but I left the door open, A, because friends and loved ones of mine have asked me to do so and, B, because if these candidates appear to be as atrocious as they’ve been and we don’t see a light at the end of the tunnel to go up against what the other side is throwing in our direction, then will I entertain it? Yeah, I’ll entertain it.”
>>150552776cringe
>>150553010I have no idea who uses that app anymore its kind of corny
>>150553827Are these the same images every day?
>>150553893Don't look like it. Yesterday the cookies were on the right side
Gun to your head name one iconic match from lebron in the western playoffs
>>150553893Not unless he's shopping the sell by dates
>>150553893No he just gets the same things everyday
Seeing bellichicks demise I wonderPhil Jackson had a similar situation when he went to the Knicks Was he also a jordan kobe babby like tom and bill
>>150555968Phil was a coach, not a front office guy. And they just gave him an offer he couldn't refuse so he phoned it in.
Meal after work
>>150555968Tom won without Brady. Bill hasn’t done shit since Tom left his ass.
>>150555968nah, phil made the jump from coach to team president (which of course only the knicks would be retarded enough to do)bill however is very much a brady babby
>>150556204Mealanon, where do you live that you can sit outside at 8pm?
>>150556204Where's the meat, puto
>>150556430Are we sure meal anon is east coast? It looks pretty bright out and he just got off work.
>>150556430Probably the east coast.
>>150556204i cant understand empty croissants twice a day for weeks
>Be me>Dream is to become a clinical psychologist>Applied to 3 universities>Got rejected by all of them>Now stuck with a boring jobIs this it? Am I gonna have to live like a wanderless loser for the rest of life?
>>150556968if a humble horse enjoyer from sombor could become an mvp, then you can become a psychologist. Defeat is in the mind. Go agane
>>150556968It doesnt matter anyways since we are stuck in a 1980s feedback loop
>>150556968Logic would dictate that to pursue your dream you should apply to more universities.
>>150556968you gave up so yes that is it for you
>>150556238>>150556145So just because Kobe and Jordan didn’t win without Phil he clears bill?
>>150557104What does "1980s feedback loop" mean?
>>150557140I never said that lol
>>150556968>dream is to become a [fake job]
What do you think someone who eats 12 crossiants a day looks like?
>>150557350white
>[Johnson] Jonathan Kuminga is leaning toward the 1-year, $7.9M qualifying offer after Golden State refused to add a player option in their 2-year, $45M offer. Year 1 of the Warriors offer is $21.75M.The nightmare is almost over
>>150557350
>>150557448Mealanon is black though
>>150557224its all orchestrated
At what point do earrings on a player become zesty? Nobody called Jordan's earrings zesty but mccain is flaming.
>>150541100idk how to say it but you have a way with words
>>150557826Men shouldn't wear earrings. I had a cousin that wore them when he was 11 because of the "gangster rappers" that had them sometimes. He ended up being a turbo fag.
Is it an international thing, wearing an earright on the right ear only means youre a literam faggot
no but seriously, who will you losers obsessively hatewatch now that embiid is gone?
Fucking kek i looked at brittany renners (pjs ex) instagram account that bitch had a whole muslim arc wearing a hijab lmao. Hoe is treating religion like seasonal clothing >>150558034Tatum
In hindsight draft day went crazy
>>150558083Gay ass
>>150557826>>150557974>>150558001>>150558083>>150558106Maybe zesty is the real punk rock
mom found the piss bottles
>>150558298weapschizo…
how lazy and fat do you have to be to not walk 20 ft to the bathroom
This general is full of characters.
Wardell Stephon Curry is da greatest...
its realhttps://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1962920818079354895
>>150559001normie list but 3 of them pretty hot and fit a certain profile>>150558083adam silver has these guys believing theyre fashion icons
>>150559083Hawkeye's wife is extremely underrated
>>150559001why does this dude have millennial taste in women wtf this is not bussin
>>150559385hes older zoomer so he grew up with a lot of the same stuff millennials did
>>150559496He was 4 or 5 when Transformers came out and Salma Hayek was old even for my 30 year old boomer ass
>>150559001For me it's Jennifer Connelly...
>>150558070Flagg
>>150559001I actually respect Chet a little more for this
she used to be the sweetest girl
this nigga russbeast westgod really doesnt have a team baka
>>150560588It's really crazy how nba has blackballed Westbrook to be honest. Absolutely shameless.
>>150557826Jordan didn't do this
>>150558727You must mean LeBron
>>150561074Light skin niggas vs dark skin
Is this shit real? https://youtu.be/1OwzYk6OCFM
>>150561646
MPJ’s comments on women are highly problematic, I thought the Nets organization was building around high character players post-big 3 and Simmons
>>150561675This nigga is cooked
>>150561785This you?
>>150562068stern isn't in charge any more. if anything silver would wrist slap balmer and/or the clippers (non-factor since they're already cooked lel)
What a sorry way for Vuc to end his NT career>>150561646Huge
>>150562293This isn't up just to Silver, other 29 owners may have something to say about Ballmer using his pocket money to cheat
>>150562327the other 29 owners do similar things, they can't go too hard with it. there's a reason an independent guy like torres was the one who found out about this and not a major reporter who works for espn or turner, etc. or even the nba's own internal "investigators." everybody turns a blind eye. the clips/balmer will get punished because a) getting caught is the real crime and b) they were so careless about it and just stupid. KL2 Aspire LLC? kek
Why did it take this long to figure out the shady shit the Clippers did to get Kawhi to come to the Clippers? It was obvious as fuck his uncle was negotiating a bunch of extra shit against the rules. Also that recorded phone call with Jerry West talking about the houses and cars for Kawhi and other shit.For Kawhi to leave the Raptors the Clippers had to be throwing crazy cash and behind the door free shit with Ballmer's money.
https://youtu.be/8upzrKiqaJINo joke guys. Stephen Wardell Curry might be the greatest basketball player ever, atleast in the pure sense of putting the basketball in the hoop in the best way possible, as consistently as possible, in as much varied BUT also, valuable ways possible (Aka long 2s and Kevin Durant are out of the conversation) This includes passing aswell.Lately I've been trying to get myself to doubt and downplay steph, because he has so many doubters and questioners of his greatness, that I decided that I wish Curry faced Lebron with no Durant, while completely healthy, so that atleast if he lost everytime, I would have no reason to believe he was great. I would no longer have to hear the excuses, the caveats, the rationalizations like "The only reason steph is a good finisher or offensive player is because Le Draymond!"Let me be more objectively right than all of you in believing Currdawg is the best of this entire generation at the very least.
>>150562449You must had meant LeBron
>>150562438Stephen A Smith called it 6 years ago lolhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/cgfej4/stephen_a_smith_on_first_take_allegedly_uncle/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=nba&utm_content=t1_nc6fghv
>>150562497>>150562438>The whole NBA when the clippers signed Kawhi
>>150562466>nooo his punching bag is better than himnah currdawg da goat
>>150562372Super rich owners won't care much, but those whom main business is sports? No way
>>150562583If they didn't care, then the NBA would just become the MLB with no salary cap and the owners would try to out pay each other in free agency every year. They obviously will care because it's necessary to care. In order to enforce the rules and protect the NBA and their assets, they have to punish the Clippers severely enough that it won't happen again.
>>150562372pinning it all on one guy then continuing business as usual is the NBA way
>yfw the Clippers forfeit every 1st round pick for the rest of the decade
>>150562641g-g-GAWDLIKE!
clip pack
It's over Clipperbros...
>>150562985Those green marketing "carbon offset" companies are all money laundering fronts.
Knicks next
>>150562985This should get you a lifetime ban from the nba and maybe even a prison sentence
F
>>150562449Curry is at minimum the most talented player ever.
>the money laundering claims come out only after the clippers built their arenahmmmmm
Maybe god will stop punishing the clippers if the NBA returns seattles team. Just saying
>>150563107It really is weird the NBA never forced that. It makes perfect sense and would fix a lot of issues. The Clippers exist so that the B tier talent in LA can afford to go to a basketball game without Laker prices. They have no other purpose.
>>150563007If I understand the fraud with those carbon neutral companies, it's that they never address the carbon emissions of industries or businesses and instead just say they will plant a tree or something to try and make up for the crazy emissions. Is that right or is it even worse?
>>150563048How'd they do it?
>>150563220
>>150563268>Global cooperative effort to stop people from watching sports for free, 100%>Global cooperative effort to actually make the world a better place, FUCK NOkek
>>150563048Lebeta ruins everything
>destroys another franchise in your pathAt least the Spurs and Raps got a chip out of it. Clips fans can't catch a break.
>>150563202It's even worse, the deal isn't we will plant 1 tree but we will stop cutting down one tree. Most often in areas that wouldn't have the trees cut down anyways.
>>150557202yes, easilyalso the years bellichick didn't have brady were almost all complete dumpster fires, pretty sure he only made the playoffs twice
>>150562293lol not like stern would give a shit eitherlike >>150562641 said he'd find someone to single out as a scapegoat and move on
>>150559001Replace Margot with Olivia HusSEX (prime) and it's a good list
pablo torre is the best sports journalist of 2025, yes?
expose Brunson next
>>150563047For whom? Should Kawhi be banned for signing the fraudulent contract? Or should Balmer be banned for giving it?
>>150563583if i'm the NBA it's easy>kawhi was brainwashed by uncle dennisthen pay some spurs teammate to shill about it>uncle dennis was megahitler! kawhi wanted to stay with the heckin spurs but heckin dennis was way too hitler!!!then pay some raptor's jobber>uncle dennis was heckin ruining the vibes in toronto!! kawhi was gonna heckin stay for sure!!!it'd be easy
>>150563048Good. Only broke niggas are mad at this
>>150563636WE ALL SAW HER TITS IN 9TH GRADE
>>150563636why did you post a miami 5
>cheating the salary cap to sign a semi-retired playerjews gonna jew
>>150563764Yep. He's been doing stuff like this for a while now too. Nice to see him get his props
>>150563911It’s not cheating, it’s a loophole.
>>150563268>No show jobWe're talking about playing for the Clippers?
>Streameast has officially been shut down after two men connected to running it were arrested in Egypt. >It was the world’s largest illegal sports streaming platform, with traffic averaging 136 million monthly visits.
>>150564068Everyday I understand why George W Bush did what he did.
>>150564068Methstreams clears streameast
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Drake offer to buy Kawhi a Mcmansion if he stayed with the Raptors? Or was this memory holed?
>>150564468Hell no. Streameast had a better UI, better quality streams, none of those stupid invisible popup ads, etc.
Holy fuck the Sixers better be fined for this
>clippers and kawhi break rules with no consequences>streameast taken down in global sting>pedo rich people still keep their sex trafficking rings
Board man gets paid :)
>>150563636We watched this in highschool and my teacher paused the movie when you saw her underage tits and everyone was yelling and banging their desks. All boys schools are gay though and I'd never enroll my kids in one
I hope Trump puts Kawhi in jail for fraud. No one is above the law.
>>150564732Will Kawai even get in trouble? Figured just the clippys
>she sees LeMickey's smol penis
It's over
>>150564732>going to jail for money laundering through a shell companylol that'd be one hell of a broken damliterally every US politician will go to jail
>>150563808Everyone involved in this, knowing what theyre doing, should go to prison but ballmer is never going there. Give ballmer a huge fine. Ideal case force him to sell but thats almost as unlikely as prison. This should be a much bigger scandal than people treat it as.
kawhi gonna have the weirdest legacy of all time
>>150564960And he won't be around to participate in the discussion.
Wonder if this happened with Harden too? >>150564875This Fraud fucked the lakers and led to the okc dynasty
>>150564978u sayin he's going for a helicopter ride?
In a just world this would get as much traction as the luka saga 7 months ago. Holy shit that was 7 months ago
>>150565030No kek Kawhi doesn't seem to give a fuck about controlling the narrative surrounding his name. He just hoops and goes home. Doesn't participate in the media circus
MORE KAWHI NEWS. THIS NIGGA A STRAIGHT UP MOBSTER LOL
>>150565150he wanted a private jet too....this nigga
>>150565150>>150565206Wasnt there some canadian condo owner who wanted to give him a free luxury home if he resigned.Kawhi is a fucking menace
>turkey winning only to play germany How can you be this retarded the serbs are playing the long con lmao
i would have been indifferent to these back do shenanigans, but kwahi doesnt even play
he did nothing wrong
>>150565322Trying to extort extortionist will always be based in my book
>>150565404Kawhi always been based
>illegally pay a guy twice (or more) what the salary cap allows>STILL let him dictate roster moves and demand all your core players & picks gets traded for playoff pee>said players winning rangz elsewhere while you're in dark alleys handing money off to shady unclesSterling looking pretty good now huh
eh hoops basketball and doesn't afraid of anything
>>150565627no. It is still much preferable to have an owner who wants to win so much that he's willing to cheat than a penny pinching faggot like sterling
why doesn't baldmer just buy the entire nba he has the money
>LeMickey got Streameast shut downMan, fuck LeMickey.Good fucking job, LeMickey.
>>150565760Holy crap sportsurge.to also down. I guess they were part of the Streameast network.It's all LeMickey's fault.
>>150563048There's still a couple others but Stream East was pretty decentNow I have to try and hide the swastikas and slurs when I watch games and my dad walks in the room
Damn, Germany is not fucking around in yurobasket
>>150566165Your dad is a faggot.
Serbia is down by a single point. They are getting btfo
BEAT JOKIC AWARDONLY NUMBER 2 ON HOUSTON AWARDFUTURE NBA CHAMPION AWARDTOP 20 NBA PLAYER AWARDTOP 3 CENTER AWARD
>>1505669412008 album cover
>>150565322Kawhi and his uncle are generational griftersGetting paid millions and still asking for free shit
clippers are scummy faggots. We could’ve repeated but these assholes got jealous and committed fraud and have no rings to show for it.
How's Adam Silver going to punish the 76ers for what Kawhi and the Clippers are doing?
How the hell did Kawhi Leonard get away with ruining the NBA in plain sight while everyone blamed other people (Durant, James, Rich Paul, etc.).
>>150567231Because he doesn't cry on twitter all day (KD) or attract unnecessary attention to himself by getting into fights with the media or creating narratives that he's the GOAT (Lebron)
>>150567153>KL2 Aspire LLC paid Kawhi 28m for no show advertising jobLoad advertisement is crazy
>>150567153Yeah dont blame the guy accepting the illegal offer
>>150567170Kek
I want a 40-year-old viper milf to sink her fangs into me like a helpless squealing rat
>>150567283I’ll blame the multi billion dollar organization
>>150567452Its been 6 years man you cant go back in time you gotta move on
so the cloppers do under the table deals to circumvent the salary cap and they still cant sniff the finals. cursed fucking franchise. and kawhi did nothing wrong.
A bunch of kids will lose out on their dream to be drafted by an nba team because of this KWAB
TYBZ?
Does Kawhi possess the mental acuity to understand he did something unethical
>>150565783lemickey illegally streaming while having fat bagsno matter how much money a broke nigga gets he'll always be a broke nigga
>>150567787Kawhi is silent and socially awkward not retarded
>>150567799Is his "king" larp just his way of dealing with childhood insecurites? Lame ass, broke ass kid with a deadbeat.
>>150567444You can just see the stupidity in his face. It's a human body got the brain of a goldfish implanted into it and then the goldfish got stoned
>>150567534That's the truly pathetic part. Kawhi has never won shit for them, never really got close, plays half the fucking games, is already grossly overpaid and they needed to find a way to give him more money under the table? Fucking why? What was he going to do, leave? Oh, no, the guy making $50 mil a year above the board and millions more illicitly to play half the season and lose in the first round is going to leave. Oh no, what would you do without him? Fuckers, you play most of the games without him already.
silver won't do shit
>>150568144Ironic that it was his sidekick pg who took them to the wcf
So I heard it happened again......
>>150568169'Fraid so
>>150568144Ballmer definitely has a weird obsession with Kawhi. Dunno what to make of that
>>150568196I think Ballmer is an intelligent man who happens to have the emotional IQ of a toddler. He was so jazzed up about being an team owner those first few he wasn't actually thinking straight and just wanted to dole out gold stars to everyone involved. Like a virgin who went to a whorehouse and then wanted to marry the first girl who fucked him because he was too excited to realize she was a 6/10 with an STD and a drug problem. He practically has "sucker" written across his giant baby head.
>>150564875Always hated this autistic fuck, loafing ape
>>150563061r-real as fuark...
I've heard enough. Death penalty for the clippers and lifetime bans for Balmer/Kawhi
>>150568426For what?Wanting to have Kawhi plant some trees?Why do you hate trees?Sent from my Microsoft Zune
You know, the funny shit is that Ballmer would have gotten away with it he didn't choose to do it through a fucking shitty "green energy" company. The whole thing blew up solely because the company went bankrupt so they got feds and corporate lawyers looking deep into the company and all of their contracts and paymentd are made public. If he chose a company that didn't go fucking bankrupt before Kawhi even retire, nobody would have known nor cared.
>>150568426Quality gif
>>150568426Bleach is gay.
>>150568144>>150567534I'm still a firm believer that the Spurs are the reason he was good and the Raptors run was his way to say fuck you to themHe's not had the same coaching or conditioning and mostly been coddled like he's the savor
>>150568614Ain't nobody watching that garbage
>>150568426He should have to sell the team back to Sterling at the original purchase price with reverse interest
>>150568636Srupid hippie faggot just can't help himself. I'm going to enjoy watching his team fail even more than usual this year.
>>150569102>hippieThat guy is a cut throat business man
>>150564875All that money to never win shit.
>>150568169if you're gonna get spanked, it might as well be by Sengun who has been playing fabulous in this tournament.>>150567153now do Harden to see if he has they key to the cities strip clubs
>>150569128>cut throat business man>got robbed blind by uncle Denis twicepick one
>What should be the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?>What will end up being the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?
>>150569378Should be:>Kawhi's contract voided and he's prohibited from re-signing with the Clippers but they also don't get the cap space back>loss of first round pick>$10 mil fineWill Be:>just the pick and a fine, maybe a pissy letter from Silver
>>15056937810 first round picks voided, kawhis is fined all the money he got "illegally" contract is terminated and hes banned from the nba for life3 first round picks, kawhi gets a 2 month suspension and a 100k fine
You think Ballmer's gonna take down all the other teams that do it like the Knicks with him?
>>150569378>What should be the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?Joe Smith cost the Wolves 3 FRP's (which was originally 5) and his situation was way less egregious.The league should take the '27 swap with OKC, the '29 swap with Philly, and the '30-'32 unprotected FRP's. This would leave LAC without any firsts until 2033.I doubt Kawhi will face any serious punishment. He can plead ignorance and can just retire if he wants. And this behavior is much more problematic coming from the ownership side.>What will end up being the punishment for the Clippers/Kawhi?The league will take their 2030 pick, Ballmer will get a big fine and some kind of secret probation, Kawhi will get a small fine and a small suspension that he doesn't give a fuck about.
Came here as soon as I woke up lmaoLet the downfall of Kawhi commence!
that girl they interviewed ratting out some of this will totally be dealt with
It is September and Lebeta is still on the Lakers.
>>150569475will be>heckin uncle dennis!!!! he's the worst!!!!and that's it
I will never forgive my warriors for this.https://youtu.be/Lb04KViIHUEEntire franchise deserves to be bombed. This mentally ILL obsession they have with "NEEDING" centers when every single one of their "dynasty" teams lacked proper centers that could play more than 20 minutes at most. And revolutionized not just offense, but defense too with aggresive switching.Was afraid to get another shooting guard when Klay was clearly fucking washed, because they are fucking mentally retarded with their perma obsession with "Bigs".This franchise man. I just hope it genuinely dies once Curry retires. Like dead in the water returns back to a perpetual bottom 5 west team just like before 09
>>150569894They were never getting Ant-Man.
People talking about Uncle Dennis like they talked about rothschild bankers 20 years ago
>>150569894shut the fuck up
>Jalen Brunson, you are next!
Unc Den is who people say Rich Paul is
Not that anyone cares since everyone is focused on the Kawhi scandal, but i still wanna give a shout out to PJ for getting the bag because he's one of my fav role players.Congrats, PJ! Reasonable price as well!
>>150532434How many rings does Curry win if he hopped teams?
>>150570391I doubt it. Dolan is a cheap jew
so a black man can't care about the environment without people thinking he's breaking the law?
>>150570588Depends where he goes. If he goes to the Raptors, he probably unironically wins every chip he lost aswell as the ones he wonIf he goes to the spurs, arguably same deal.No idea where else hed even go thats remotely competetive and not filled with bums that arent champion getters (any team with westbrook, harden, PG)
>>1505705880 without draymond
>>150570578This CHUD freak WILL give 20 million of that to QUEEN Brittany Renner.On a serious note i love pj too
>>150570668i would love to see gaymond without curryit'd be like dillon brooks except somehow more pathetic
>>150570712Draymond would be a way different player if he didnt play with KD and Steph. Why develop your shot when you can just defend and facilitate?
Silver is a little bitch and he gonna do nothing about this. Guaranteed.
>>150570806he did shoot with KD and steph, and the already forgotten glay chumpsonand he only slowed down when the opposing team was pointing and laughing at him and he lost a shooting contest to kevin hartso without all that space he'd be like angel reese probably
>>150570806>and facilitate?Yeah, and who exactly is going to let Draymond even touch the ball close to that much? What other team is allowing that?And which players are sacrificing their touches for draymond? Other than maybe Jokic.
KDs foot was on the line. That was supposed to be Hardens first ring. Kyries without Bron. KDs without Steph. His foot was on the line man
>>1505709693 robins teaming up to get a rang isn't good for businessplus it was yawnis's turn
the nets not winning was karmic justice for harden being a fat fuck and the nets eating shit for trading Allen for literally no reason because they wanted their buttbuddy DJ to start
>>150570969Harden will never win a ring with his style of play.Westbrook will never win a ring with his style of play. KD won.
>>150571066>schroder was on the celticsi thought this was shoopedhow many teams has this nigga been on
>>150571078He's the Nate Robinson of this era
Give the clippers the death penalty and award the franchise to Seattle. Its the only way for the league to save face
>>150571078>NBA experience: 12 years>Teams played for: 10
Just finished the hour long Pablo torre thingThis thing was 10/10 for flow, information and occasional laughs But RIP to the blurred out guy who clearly talked in a certain manner, and the dead giveaway was when he identified that drag queen and said “and (first name last name) a supporter of climate change. God bless her”. Damn nigga might was well say you suck dicks before going to bed you flaming faggot. Now the execs are gonna look for probably the only gay guy in the finance department and Jeffrey Epstein him.
>>150571262???
>>150571258>in his next upcoming 13th season, Dennis will be playing on his 11th team, the Sacramento kingsThis gotta be some kind of record. Is trying to collect them all?
>>150533095Free throw fuckery has plagued the NBA for decades and all they have to do is look at how the NFL deals with holding: You acknowledge that technically it happens all the time but you only call it when it's blatant because otherwise the constant penalties kill the flow of the game.But the NBA can't do that because free throws are their weapon of choice for manufacturing outcomes. The fact that referees can essentially give points to either team or any player at any time is why the sport is so hilariously corrupt. Like, they don't have to nudge it in a particular direction or hope it stays close so they can make a crucial 4th quarter call. They can just stop the fucking game and give whoever a basket by proxy over and over again if they want to because if touching someone is a foul then everything's a foul. And now it's completely out of control and they can't dial it back because if you call it that way for whatever reason often enough that just becomes the standard. And the standard now is "anything is a foul all the time forever."
What would Stern do?
>>150571310Nah it's more that no one can tolerate him for any extended period so he has to move along frequently
>>150570969>Giannis putting his gigantic Ugandan foot under Kyrie as he's landing
Noticing Giannis gets millions paid to his brothers to do nothing....
>>150571424Its okay man he dunks his oreos in milk
>>150570969Harden is a flopping bitch and a fat fuck who was looking to get carried because he didn't want to earn it the hard wayKyrie is a LeBronbabby. An unreliable self-absorbed semi-literate dumbass with delusions of grandeur who is grossly overrrated by the average basketball fan (i.e., retards) because muh bag. Luka would have a title and still be in Dallas if Kyrie was actually as good as he thinks he is and not a frail easily mindbroken fraud who gets in his own head when people boo him.And Durant just played himself. Multiple rings and finals MVPs ought to mean he's already secure in his accomplishments but he can never and will never be because he rode someone else's bus and everyone knows it. The Warriors won before and after him. He wasn't necessary. All he did was pad Steph's resume. His rings aren't really his rings. But that's why you don't join your rivals. Make a bitch move, get bitch results.That team had some of the worst karma of all time. They were always going to lose somehow. The universe will not allow Harden in particular to ever win anything, much like Chris Paul
>>150571515they are still pros
Uncle Dennisbros......is this the end....?
If Kawhi had planted a single tree, all of this could've been avoided
>>150571677Uncle Dennis is gonna get the “he was behind this the whole time” treatment. Might get fined like 500k or so. Swept under the rug.
quietbros, everyone's getting more suspicious of us
remember when kawhi said “not sponsored by gatorade” lol
>>150570391/pol/'s strongest soldier is a flip
fuck europoors
>>150571804They quiet for a reason. MPJ and KD would never do something so dastardly.
>>150571960No one has ever suffered more than Dennis...
I hate cheaters. fuck kawhii
>>150571960>>150571984Kyrie warned em
>>150572043He's not wrong tho
>>150572043Stephen A has hated Kawhi for ages. It's very bizarre. He's the least offensive guy in the fucking league. ITS NOT HIS FAULT ZAZA PERMANETELY FUCKED UP HIS KNEES.
>>150572109>ITS NOT HIS FAULT ZAZA PERMANETELY FUCKED UP HIS KNEES.its not tho
>>150572109seething spurs cuck lmao
>>150572129Stephen A always blames Kawhi for missing a lot of games and more or less normalizing load management. But again, it's not like Kawhi didn't want to play. He couldn't.>>150572144I'm not a Spurs fan lmao I just hate when guys like Stephen A shit on Kawhi
>>150571055it saved the league by ending the superteam era, them and the clippers losing. clippers nets finals is the worst timeline
>>150572144Why would Spurs fans be defending kawhi now? They were right about him all along. His knees are fucked and his uncle does ask for ridiculous shit under the table. Spurs and Raptors knew it and now the whole league knows it too
>>150572179The Spurs were trying to say that his knees were good.
new>>150572190>>150572190>>150572190>>150572190>>150572190>>150572190
>>150572186No they said he has degenerative knees, which he does, and the only treatment was more rest, which they were willing to accommodate. Kawhi was the one who wanted a different diagnosis
>>150571761too busy planting his dick in Embiids ass with that shot. you know the one.