The GOAT ready to conquer Poortugal
NEW GÖYKERES JUST DROPPEDTHANK YOU GAYREECEGYOANNIDIS, the Punisher of PorksIOKERIDIS, the Bane of BenfikeksO TRI status: SAVED
>>150536642 Whomst
Who's this turk?
One pinkie no cu da Carlota Arnault and another na xota da Concha Bettencourt
One pinkie no cu da Sandra Vanessa and another na cona da Telma Patricia
>>150536642>>150536856>Decent last season>Then a major injury>Goes to farmers league to stat padShant be falling for the £80 million price tag in a couple seasons
>>150536642 >>150536856>Decent 2 seasons ago>Then a major injury>Goes to farmers league to stat padShant be falling for the £80 million price tag in a couple seasons
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>150544829>rececionadosÀ Maria do Mar Ricciardi ainda lhe dá um piripaque
>>150536642decent player, got all the flak for panathinaikos' shit performance and shit squad. maybe a vastly better team like sporting can unlock him
>>150544829Obviously Our Most Great President wouldn't fall for such a cheap trick.OMGP is fully aware that Jota died 2 months ago so he wisely aborted the transfer.
>>150544829translate please s'il vous plait
>>150551904Rangers winger Oscar Cortes has joined Sporting Gijon on a season-long loan deal.The Colombian winger originally signed for the Ibrox club on loan from Lens in February 2024 before a second loan spell for the 2024-25 season, which included an obligation to buy for a reported fee of £4.5m.That deal went through this summer, but Cortes has been a fringe figure under Russell Martin and heads to Sporting in search of regular minutes.
This is /tugão/ btw
Lixoboa brothas..
>>150536642>shitter goes to dogshit teamcool
>>150567591K Y S
>>150566242Why did they do it?
>>150536642>*blocks your path to goal*
>>150573609>polish defense linesI don't know if you're history buffs or not....
>>150573609>Jana BednarkaI was going to make a joke about him trooning out but man, Polish name conjugation is just too confusing
>>150573592Microplastics in the pasteis of nata
>>150575364>tf>tp
>>150583821What audacity is this that you speak of me, you insolent miscreant? Know that I graduated foremost in the ovens of Aljubarrota, and I have fought in countless battles defending our kingdom from Marinid and Acehnese aggression, including at the siege of Malacca and the conquest of Ceuta, where our ships and infantry decimated armies twice our size. I am trained in both macacada tactics and formal battlefield maneuvers, and I am among the deadliest conquistadores in all of Portugal. You are nothing but a mere target to me. I will strike you down with precision the likes of which have never been seen on the treaty of Tordesillas, mark my words. Do you imagine you can speak such insolence to me across the lands and economic exclusive zone of our kingdom? Think again, wretch. As we speak, I am coordinating a network of scouts and messengers across our fortresses from El Jadida to Ajudá, and your every movement is being tracked. Prepare yourself for a tempest of iron, lead, and steel, the mostrengo que está no fim do mar that will obliterate the pitiful existence you dare call your own. You are already as good as dead, knave. I can confront you anywhere, on the battlefield, on a caravel or carrack, or within the walls of a fortified city, and I can dispatch you in over 9000 ways using nothing but my sword, dagger, and my love for Dynamene. Not only am I trained in every form of combat, from jogo do pau to artillery, but I have at my command the full arsenal of our frota branca. I will use all of it to erase your miserable life from the face of our lands. Had you but known the righteous vengeance your reckless words would summon, perhaps you would have held your tongue. But you did not, and now you shall pay the price. I will rain fury upon you until it consumes you utterly. You're fucking dead, kiddo
