You were born to die for Isreal, every one of ya.
Happy Birthday Mackinnon!
>>150539476this so much
With all the positive feedback on "The Chase" I'm 100% sure we'll see a season 2. Hoping for even more episodes
Already a horrible thread
>>150539592kwab
>>150539592if only I had been faster
>>150539711>SCF appearance versus 15 powerplay goals on 20 total
>>150539592let me fix itahh yessir
forgot it was labour day :(
this is fucking horrid
Start my new job tomorrow :)Thank you for reading my blog
>>150540034Good luck bro! Remember to smile and take notes
My penguins ):
>>150540356all down hill since Ken Wregget
>>150539511But sir, I am Israeli
Currently on the toilet with liquid Marners AMA
>>150540034good luck, bro
September's here again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOWY66EtFsg
thus, bud1 enters a new era
>>150539589me too, chase was based
>>150540582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhwBFYtn1s
https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1962596943126806720?t=aYx0dDYJ4WCev4SYrHv2rQhttps://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1962337317722423663?t=1PVFgI-gwoef5zij2BeRjQ
>>150540582https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvw9tuK9has
definitely not clicking any of those links
>>150540582WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
wake me up when budtember 1s
bros...turn on CNN...not like this...
Which team is this?
>>150541251No
>>150541251Mcdavids been raped?
>>150541291kangs failing to escape first round
breaking moos
>>150541322no that was trb on 04/17/22
>>150541251crosby has come out of the closet?
>>150541375no that was trb on 05/06/25
F L A M E SLAMES
>>150541421why does he like that sock so much?
>>150540582wake me up when it ends! heh
heads up!
>>150541421>sock GF Just like me
i start caring about the cfl on sept. 1
happy bud1233 mitch78 and burrito10027!
i, too, have a sock gf (male)
>>150541554Now that I’ve moved out I can get a daki
>>150541421R U L EULE
>>150539711McDavid is cooked. Honestly I'd probably be the same way too if I lost twice to the Panthers.
>>150541291my dabres :)
Woah fighter jets just flew over my house to the labour day classic
skub
>>150541697Go Jets!
>>150541657his autism is growing more powerful
>>150541550happy labud day
>>150541697Ready to die for Israel yet?
my jackies :)
>>150541291
>>150541805>playoff goals
my canesies :)
>>150541870i heard they count towards regular season records
>>150541908retard
xhe began to bubble that fateful day
>>150542069retard
>>150539511https://voca.ro/1gDvFd1BlfXa
>>150542096we don't sign our posts here
>>150542131Retard
Filip Forsberg has more playoff points than John Tavares
Yikes…folks, could y’all maybe…not use the r-slur?
>>150542179Retard
>>150542215We don’t sign our posts here
that's me the old gay retard
>>150542179>r*gs
>>150542240trb?
>>150539476Nobody who supports for the Rangers is whitet. somebody who visited Manhattan and was astounded by the abundance of Asians, Latinos, and Blacks
*sick guitar riff*let's go girls
>>150542315Fuck off finland. I hat the >rags but you’re full of shit
>>150542315
>I hat the rags
>>150540004The whole band is back together tomorrow which means hockey is almost here!
why are cute girls so good at hockey
Go Stamps
>>150542553glad to see less frankie carrado
>>150542567thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
me and jen
bud and 1
My Tar Heels are finna play
>>150542618spencer knight belongs in the psych ward
liberty d1 will prob still wreck them
Can’t wait for the season to start so I stop joining these threads
>>150542673Becky used to be hot in NXT
>>150542618Wheres kirby dach
I don't think I have ever been less excited for a new NHL seasonI will be surprised if Florida, Carolina, Colorado and Vegas don't end up as the top 4 teams
>>150542742ACHA hockey is for numales
>>150542798The Central divison is pretty tight and interesting im exited to see how that goes
europoors OUT
>>150542779I can't for the season to start so we can actually discuss hockey
gary
>>150542781I'm 27 years old :(
>>150542798I don't think anybody can challenge Florida in the east. The west might be interesting but I'm betting on a Florida 3peat
I can't wait for the season to start, but I'm keeping my reasons for that a secret for now
>>150542868That doesn’t happen
>>150542909cope /hoc/ has some pretty excellent discussion about playoff predictions and goalies
im excited for the birth of each day, and also the new season because all things are possible and the future is bright and what we can make of it
nvke london
>>150542798the central's gonna be a bloodbath, i wouldn't be surprised if my avsies end up third after dallas and vegas/weinerpeg dependinghappy birthday to this guy by the way it's not gay to wish another man a happy birthday
>>150542952Prove it
it's mackinnon's birthday today
>muh hockey discussion kwab
>>150543004I wonder if mac dog allows himself a cheat meal on his birthday
so shouold i watch the belichick shit show
>>150543004Sure it isn’t
>>150542984that's fantastic
>>150543004Can't remember, did the Avs get better in July?
Is Ryan Suter done? 40 years old. 1,526 career games. Played all 82 games last year with the Blues and had 17 points in a third pairing role. Currently a UFA. If he does not sign, it's likely Brent Burns passes him as active career GP leader. (Though, if Suter doesn't sign, he isn't active, making Burns the active career GP leader already).
>>150543067He should be because he sucks
>>150542585his name is "chesco" now
>>150543025First, answer this question for me>Is Nick Saban somehow supposed to be Lee Corso's replacement? IS Nick gonna wear all those mascot heads and dress up like a leprechaun for Notre Dame picks?
>>150543074just like my islanders
>>150543081answer this question:>thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>150543081thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
>>150543051>out: drouin, coyle, lindgren>in: burns, olofssonno
working on my novel again
None of these teams got better which means another year of the panties hoisting the cup
>>150543127Does the protagonist fall in love with a bear? Or at least fuck a bear?
>>150543156there aren't any bears in the setting
>>150543127bout bud?
>>150543127What part of NC are you from? Me? The 919.
>>150543173Well, don't expect anyone from /hoc/ to buy a copy
>>150543153>None of these teams got betterHowever...
>>150543173can she still have babies
>>150543215She cute
>>150543215she's my wife
>>150543153wym the knighties got marner
Gen-e-ralHockey gen-e-ral
>>150543127it was the bud of times, it was the 1 of times
>>150543283our Mitchie finna drop 120 points and niggas finna be seethin
>>150543294raped retard
I don't like Vegas but Marner winning the cup after leaving Toronto would be the funniest thing ever
>>150543378all 120 points being primary assists on eichels goals
>>150543294stop making me hate snoopy you rated bitch
>>150543456What's he rated at?
>>150543215is this bedard if he were female
>>150543456raped bitch*
small cock /h*c/
i have literally nothing going on in my life except beer league and work.
>>150543482nope, that's just what he looks like
been watching hockey since the 80s and i still dont understand icing or offsides
>>150543454Eichel doesn't shoot.
>>150543527its basically when a team is so gay they just throw the puck, and the other one is when the ref is gay
he scored a 3/10 on burrito delivery
>>150543512hereee crickie crickie crickie, here boy! hereee crickie! that's a good crickie!
>trb and Ausfalia postingI'm out. I'll be at /mlb/
>>150543558we'll just follow you there
>>150543537he won't need to shoot, marner is going to bank each and every goal off eichels fat ass and into the net
>>150543578Marner's shit.
>>150543127what's the plot?
>>150543578so Eichel just needs to stay "fit"; how perfectly spherical are we talking here?
>>150543024he eats a nasty vegan cake
Bud...2?>Bud Part II
imagine leaving toronto to go play for bruce
>>150543628>Budlectric Boogaloo
>>150543622he'll be good he got a bbl as soon as he heard about the marner trade
>>150543173what about dragons?
marner would give /hoc/ his kidney if we asked
>>150543527its called offside, idiot.
>>150543253very sexual
>>150543527been watching hockey since 2019 and i still dont understand icing or offsides
>>150543666yeah but what would I do with his kidney? put it on display?
>>150543639best decision a player could make.
>>150543524I have literally nothing going on in my life except studying and work :(
>>150543639bruce is a great coach and the bruins will regret everyday firing him
bruce there he goes
>>150543628She looked better as a goth
trbs lack of self awareness is more profound than his sexual assault
>>150542564They have lovely teachers
>>150543902sty
bruce is my sugar zdaddy's middle name
meow
>>150543886burrito-inflicted tbi is to blame
one of my neighbors already has a ghost decoration set up for halloween :)
>>150543944h-how do you know its a decoration?
>>150544001IT'S NOT!!!
>>150543184no, sadlybut there are islanders>>150543185Charlotte area>>150543600investigating a murder that turns out to be a whole big conspiracy>>150543657sort ofgo canesies :) and follow your dreams :)
New episode of Below Deck is based that lazy bitch Solene is finally getting put in her place.
>>150544027eat cock randy
>>150544050cope we're encouraging here
>>150544043>New episode of Below Deckare you sure that's what it's called?
/hoc/ is a family, and we support our brothers and sisters in their professional efforts just as much as we make fun of them when they fail
>>150544101Yeah man there is 4 or 5 different versions, tonight is just regular old below Deck
>>150544105This time I’m not going to fail :)
>>150544043>Below Deckeven gay people dont watch that shit, youre something else entirely
/hoc/ is a bayou sort of family where there were a few rapes we would rather not talk about
>>150544132It's full of hot young australian women
>>150544150so is the LPGA tour
>>150544176Oh ya eh
the khl starts on friday
>>150544135???we talk about them all the timeit's all we do, really
>>150544105Some asshole made fun of me here yesterday. What the bum
>>150544232/hoc/ also teaches the art of mental kung fu so you can defend yourself against trolls, idiots, and utter fucking fools
>>150544268it didn't do anything to stop the events of 04/17/2022
>>150544027That sounds like a cool story :) I’m working on my dreams now as well. I’ll be in a much better place in a year :)
>>150544207yeah but i'd rather not have to
>>150543283And lost Pietrangelo
>>150544268true i've learned not to share stuff will you guys
>>150544343what do you want to talk about? hockey?
>>150544232he's a loser >:(
>>150544188what are the odds that shanghai makes playoffs?
>>150544407Kwab what a bitch
>>150544444
>>150544408chicken recipes
>>150544407who cares? /hoc/ isn't a judgmental bunch
>>150544188>>150544445Kill yourself HIVan.
>>150544408who's going to be the US starting goalie in Milan?
>>150544105i was trying to talk about hockey yesterday but some numale kept needing to chime in about his wordle and it reminded me why i never even bother trying
>>150544496Idk but i know who will finish (wolf)
>>150543156This is a Minotaur general now
>>150544470/hoc/ used to run /sp/
>>150544512What were you trying to talk abouy
>>150544517Was Wolf even invited to training camp? I wish Hellebuyck wasn't such a choker
>>150544548No he wasn't lol. Rip team usa
>>150544525We're still /sp/s wisened elders
>>150544525We used to be a proper general.
>he asked what that other guy was talking abouy
>>150544591And the other guy doesnt want to answer so i guess he doesnt really want to talk abouy hockey after all
>>150544565will we even win bronze?
I’ve been watching icing and offsides for 40 years and I still don’t know what hockey is
buoy Is it boy or boo eee
>>150544608latter
it's down by the beach, boyeeeeee
>>150544608It's booyah the 'ah' is silent
>>150544599Perhaps he's just really that clinically depressed, we should call him a wahmbulance
>>150544602Maybe in sledge
babbabooie babbabooie
>>150544360Thank God. I love the guy, but he's washed and won't be making 30 minutes of mistakes per night anymore.
>>150544604>I’ve been watching icing and offsides for 40 years and I still don’t know what hockey isI see you also watch the New Jersey Devils
>he pronounces it jif>captcha: 0TAW0
>>150544691Biz here what's up you little angry elf
>>150544701impressive
>>150544702JEN Marchand is so funny :3
>>150544691why is he so depressed?
>>150544745he reads /hoc/
>>150544745he has judaism
>>150543944I went to the toy store and bought a Michael Myers and Jason dolls for Halloween
>>150544750I wish I had a foreskin
>>150544749but /hoc/ brings me joy
>>150544773neat
>>150544773based
>>150544795It affects people in different ways depending on physiology and other factors
>>150544798thoughts on your loss to lil 'rito?
>>150544824anybody who can bench over 2pl8 enjoys /hoc/
the only thin you can bench is a ham sandwhich
>>150544783lmao you are marked as a slave for Israel
the cornucopia was real that's the one i'll die on a hill for
>>150544798did bud wear that mask when he... you know...... ?
For me it's using lbs. because higher number
>>150544745he plays for my nuckies
>>150544865Jen says the Canadian
>the only thin
>>150544863I'll post body on /hoc/ when I can bench 3pl8 next year
so proud of /ourgirl/ for getting into the hhof
>>150544865my dad is jewish so I had no choice
>>150544924/hoc/ said that when bud achieved total victory over you on that chilly easter evening
wheres jen
Thinking about playing one of those shitty farming games
>>150544971add me on animal crossing
just ate ANOTHER slice of pizza
I'm thinking about Bedard's bussy
>>150544971I just started Kerbal Space Program. Poor Jeb.
>>150544986naughty little piggy
>>150544986what toppings lad?
>>150544980Do those even have farming? never played them before.
Gonna try and finish Sleeping Dogs tonight then maybe watch another Chow Yun Fat movie
>>150544990you can get chatgpt to write a story about Bedard's bussy
>>150545030You should watch Silver Bullet. Its got John Locke, Gary Busey and Anne of Green Gables in it
>>150544990Are you ready for the next season, Perry?
>>150545076
>>150545075Im looking more for some chinese action movies but thanks tho
>>150545082Why did you let bud rape you?
>>150545043Crosby took his virginity
>>150545102Stop talking about fucking men in the ass, Mitch, you fucking retarded faggot
>>150544311good luck buddywagmi
>>150544998mozza, pepperoni, green peppers, red peppers, and banana peppersa lot of pepper action
the bitch is boiling again kwarb
>>150545130yum
>>150545116why are you afraid to confront bud about him raping you?
Statistically, >we are not all gonna make it.
>the bitch is boiling again
bud + 1 = trb
The flames is what Florida uses to wipe our asses with. It’s better than toilet paper.
>>150545200you wipe your ass with fire? yeeeeeeowch!!
Flames: mentioned Copey: won
>>150545134Lmao bud raped him and his name will always be raped bitch kwarb
>>150545123Thanks fren WAGMI
>>150545251Tp: true
i wipe my sitnkin ass with a flames jersey
>>150545153No but I hope most of us do
>>150545290All you got it:Raped by bud Kwarb
>>150545290
I'm from calgary and cheer for my local team go flames go :)))
>>150545200That's a rude way to refer to your farm team. They're going to send you Wolf when Bob ages out
> Michael Russo of The Athletic is reporting that the Minnesota Wild have made a massive offer to Kirill Kaprizov, potentially an eight-year deal worth around $16 million annually.>Minnesota is determined to keep their star forward long-term, and they want to lock him in. This could be the biggest deal in the NHL until McDavid signs his extension. Even then, if McDavid goes short-term, Kaprizov will hold the honors of the biggest deal in the NHL at around $130 million.>Joe Smith of The Athletic adds:>”Kaprizov is expected to return to Minnesota within the next 7-10 days, and Guerin will have the opportunity for a face-to-face meeting. Money doesn’t seem to be a hurdle here. Not the average annual value (AAV), not the bonus structure. This is all in Kaprizov’s hands and rightfully so.”
FUCK today's connections. this game is so fucking gay.
>>150545454>16x8kek didn't the mild learn their lesson with suter and perise
>>150545507lewd
>>150545454>16m for kaprishart holy kek
>>150545454>that will be 16 million dollars plus tipMarner is probably seething about how much more he could have got
>>150545597>$16M>not a single 50 goal season
>>150545597at least he can buy an industrial jockstrap
>>150545454$16M on a $104M cap is the same as $13.5M on a $88M cap (what we had in 2024-25). Add in the fact that it's 8 years and Kaprizov would have to be crazy to take less.
>i fought the law by the clash comes on at the store>all i can think of is i fought the bud and bud 1fuck you guys
>>150545693Sure. Unless he wants to win a cup.
>>150545663
The first game of the regular season is on a Tuesday at 5pm est on espn, and it’s Blackhawks and Panthers which is going to be a mediocre game and then immediately after that on espn is penguins and rags which is gonna be a SHIT game between two SHIT teams THANK YOU GARY VERY COOL
>>150545737That song reminds me of when the home team loses the penalty review.
>>150545737that’s called rent free
>>150545737retard
>>150545597lmao i dont think he would want to play if Minnesota even if they offered him more
>>150545769the interns don't deserve their linkedin recommendations
>>150545769So don’t watch. Quit whining like a woman
Everyone went from shitting on wolf to saying he the goat. guess hoc was wrong about wolf
>>150545839I’ll watch because pens and rags is gonna be retard kino but an objectively SHIT game between two SHIT teams
How are your teams tumblrs holding up?
>>150545892I haven't used tumblr since they banned porn
>>150545892Fine. Doesn't have lead in it, so better than the flametard's.
What's a hockey?
>>150545919a hockey is when you /hoc/ tuah and shit on that thang
>>150545919it's when bud wins
Bought a Range Rover
bud did not 1
>>150539711he has moves
>>150545964he's got moves like Jagr
>>150545973jen
>>150545984trb dancing with the lollipop guild
>>150545597>rantanen signed for $12
Had AI rate all 32 teams by overall physical attractiveness and facial symmetry
>>150546032No, could you get on that, please?
>>150546047shut up raped bitch
>>150546015I wonder how sad Kucherov is right nowWell at least he is going to 100% get league max when his contract is up for renewal
>>150546032that same retard shit that cant draw a straight line in the background. you are trusting its judgment on symmetry? kek. jen even.
>>150546059T. Number 11
>>150546032which teams have the sexiest players?
number 24 has got to be the ugliest jersey number in the league.
>>150545454>The Athleticstopped reading
late night nicolas roys hit different compared to morning roys
>>150546087Top Ten1.Dallas2.NYR3.Seattle4.Toronto5.Colorado 6.Vancouver7.Montreal8.LA9.New Jersey10.Florida
>>150546125those finns really elevate dallas
>>150546125>stors
>>150546125who does the ai have a boner for on the >rags?
>>150546144Truly
So there’s an empty Costco in my city and I think it would make a great year round indoor rink since we don’t have one. Who do I email about this idea? City council? Mayor? Private investor?
>>150546268Go to west ed
>>150546268why'd the costco become empty? costco is in demand
>>150546144
those 1s really elevate bud
>>150546308They built a new one in a different part of town and moved. So it’s just empty for now no plans. Super outdoorsy and sports loving city though so there may be a chance and interest here.
>>150546308Costco is for numales
>>150546328it's great for cheap groceries
>>150546328>t. too broke to afford the membership
>>150546309what creatine does to a mf
>>150546122copey, you're not gonna replace marners no matter how hard you try
It’s gonna be funny when Leafs play better and Vegas plays worse this season
>>150546415Why is that funny?
>rags>laffs
>>150546399Copey won
bros, cure my depression for me
>>150546422>Vegas gets curb stomped in round 2 >”Wouldn’t have gone down like that if Mitch ‘the invisible man’ Marner was on our team” Fast forward to 2026>Bounced in round 1
>>150546459go ask your doctor for sertaline hcl
>>150546459Depression is a natural and normal part of the human condition believe it or not. So there is no cure in that sense. They said, this feeling like all feelings will not last forever. There’s still good days on the horizon.
>>150546459stop doing depressing things
>>150546459What’s wrong?
>>150546440copey loses again and again every day
>>150546459>america hasn’t even taken gold at the 2026 Olympics yet I hope you survive it
>>150546514we'll be lucky to medal. I'll be surprised if Canada doesn't win
>>150546536kek you guys will easily slaughter sweden and finlandit's 50/50 on who will win the final between us and can imo
>>150546536This Olympics will be the last that Canada will medal at. the future of hockey Canada isnt good
>>150546347I go to Sam’s club because the closet Costco is like 40 minutes from me
>>150546558really? I think finland will beat us. they have more depth
>>150546459I like to use meditation to ground myselfdepression is existential crisis, and everyone's burden to bear
I should start thinking about sleep
the rolex wearingdiamond ring wearinglimousine ridingjet flyingson of a gun
>>150546572bud forcefully grounded you on 04/17/2022
>>150546503I've just been depressed my whole life and I'm tired of it. Nothing that's going on in my life ever helps the background hum of depression. Looking back 5 years I wish I ended my life then. And looking forward 5 years I see no reason for optimism. Problem is there are people in my life who would be sad if I wasn't here. Anyway back to hockey
>>150546577that's not how it works
>>150546488Thanks anon, I agree depression is normal. Thanks for the optimism too.
>>150546583It's late
>>150546581are you taking any active steps to improve your life?
>>150546578SPLASH MOUNTAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150546581Do you listen to any cool depressing music?
>>150546566This woman I used to work with brought Sam’s Club tub cake (cake in a big plastic tub) to work for her lunch everyday.
>>150546625Is she still alive?
