>Lap:#8081>Countdown to Italian GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150520114 >/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:205>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:216 (215 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 309 (+25)NOR: 275 (+0)VER: 205 (+18)RUS: 184 (+12)LEC: 151 (+0)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 584 (+25)Ferrari: 260 (+0)Mercedes: 248 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 214 (+20)Williams Mercedes: 80 (+10)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 900.63 (+90.20)NOR: 858.02 (+66.12)TSU: 841.53 (+57.14)>NewsHamilton gets five-place grid penalty for Italian Grand PrixLeclerc says Antonelli ‘overly optimistic’ in Dutch GP collisionOscar Piastri achieves first grand slamMercedes 'continuing' with Russell and AntonelliJeremy Clarkson applauds Charles Leclerc's "proper racing" as he defends Kimi Antonelli in chaotic Dutch GPFred Vasseur: Ferrari to investigate "if something happened on car" after Lewis Hamilton crashJacques Villeneuve hammers Kimi Antonelli: "F1 is too much, a move you see in F4"Oscar Piastri: 34-point F1 lead on Norris "not a comfortable gap"Carlos Sainz slams Liam Lawson as stewards impose ‘complete joke’ penalty in F1 Dutch GPIsack Hadjar: “I thought my life was over” after debut crash before Dutch GP podiumToto Wolff reminded by Lando Norris retirement of infamous 2016 Malaysian Grand Prix
gimi
Norris is probably having a bad day and it makes me happy
>sebastian montoya: I am better than antonelli, bearman and bortolettohttps://nl.motorsport.com/f1/news/zoon-juan-pablo-montoya-f1-sneller-andrea-kimi-antonelli-oliver-bearman-gabriel-bortoleto/10754596/
alonso polethanks for the bake
Italy next!
actual previous: >>150530472
>italy next
>>150539906man thats some hardcore copium
>medshitters really thought kwablonso would get pole
>>150539976Alonso can only destroy
Will Norizz still follow Papaya Rules?
>colapissers were really left on the table
Guess this explains Kimi's struggles this season.
>>150539906if he had balls he would have included hadjar in that statement
>>150540035of course he would, abdul
roma next
>>150540031at least he's getting his protein
150540001the mind and sould of his enemies
>>150540054caesar caesar caesar caesar caesar caesar caesar>>150540070souls*
Doohan or Colapinto?
>dies of ball cancer>dies of italitan healthcaregrim
moments before disaster
>McLaren Mercedes: 584>Ferrari: 260Insane. This is the biggest difference ever, right? WCC will be over in Baku.
>>150540113IIRC Nilsson had testicular cancer for ages and squawked from pain when mechanics tightened his seat belts.
>>150540031So hot
PAPAYA RULES! PAPAYA RULES!
Papaya Rules#1 We riot if Lando loses
The seat, Fred
Lisa!
its not really that mclaren is fast, all the other teams just stopped caring at the end of 2024 while mclaren is basically gloryrunning a world championship thats not worth much
>>150540281The Whore of Lisbon
>>150540304I heard she broke up with her billionaire boyfriend
>>150540306>[THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY NORRIS INTERNET DEFENCE FORCE]
>>150540299>the 2026 title fight might be HP/Ferrari-Zhou vs Cadillac/Ferrari-BottasK I N O
>>150540333He discovered she was cheating
>>150540281has lando touched her once?
>>150540306>its not really that mclaren is fast, all the other teams just stopped caringThe other teams are complying with the regulations
>>150540335are you retarded
>>150540171maybe?2002>ferrari: 221>BMW Williams: 92don't forget 2023>RBR: 860>merc: 4091988 just for fun>mclaren: 199>ferrari: 65fun fact>merc never doubled the points of whatever team was 2nd in wcc
>>150540353i hope so, he is spending a lot of money on her, not even touching sounds like a waste
>>150540353Lando prefers men
>>150540353>>150540397>be an high-class escort>no need to have sex with old, ugly or homosexual clientThere's worse deals out there.
>>150540306You are the dumbest retard in the universe.
>>150540409there really is no excuse for this
hope somebody goes bowling on sunday
>>150540353
>>150540409surely theres some benefits? besides just roleplaying some weird relationship>>150540442explain how the principle is wrong, you can't, that's why you're seething.
>>150540409no matter how gay he is, thats a lot of money, he should at least try it
>>150540409Thats just lads being guys being bros
>>150540495in my high school there was this girl that asked other girl if she could masturbate her because she didnt know how
>>150540474>surely theres some benefits? besides just roleplaying some weird relationshipIt's not socially acceptable to be an openly gay active Formula 1 driver as of yet.
>>150540533That's how your teacher gig ended?
>>150540409
>>150540544i dont believe that. zoomers are incredibly gay in general and like 50% of them recognize lgbtqiasdjhs+ shit or whatever, and hollywood socialite types are almost always gay for ((whatever)) reason
>no more WAGLAD Monday updatesDid he got detained by [REDACTED]?
This is the best looking wag. Don't (You) me with any differing opinion, as you are wrong.
>>150540474>you can't, that's why you're seething.The worst bait I've ever seen. Read this again >>150540442
>Junior series reportRecently turned 15 McLaren junior Belgian Dries Van Langendonck got pole and won on his first F4 weekend. From 2022/2023 always looked like a serious prospect in Karting so he might be a future replacement at someone in McLaren. Also Myles Rowe won in IndyNxt but no one cares because Hauger already won
>>150540643Thats not Egle
>>150540643>wag>partner
>>150540643
>>150540647see >>150540474
>>150540682She looks like she would castrate me while I'm sleeping. This is not an attractive quality.
I would pay good money to see Hamilton's brakes fail at Parabolica
>>150540678You know, they all run law firms with their GF's.
>>150540711>building the bridge to ferari
how come george gets to have a teammate who'd willingly crash into anyone who slights him
>reading NPC comments on youtubeas expected of the schizo bong NPC
>>150540409indeed
>>150540758they're BFF (boipussy fuck fren)
>>150540774hot
>>150540785You know who was hot? Grosjean that one time. And Jos. And Niki.
>>150540771>>150540409wrong.
>shits on Russell at Zandvoort>ready to shit on Piastri and Norris at Monza
>>150540306Cope. Everything other than the engine doesn't do shit. In free practice, all the merc teams were taking turns being the fastest, it's just that the mclel drivers can adapt to the optimal settings whereas everyone else is either utter shit (ruslel, strlol, shartonelli) or needs some kind of retarded ass setup that makes the car slow and shitty (kwablonso)
you're welcome
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>>150540805It is very homosexual to be cradled by a man who is not a member of family. Billions are very clearly being wasted on this technology if it so easily fails to derive meaning from evidence.
>>150540031ngl this is kinda hot
>>150540870what for?
>>150540805now ask it to analyze the videos and see what it says then
>>150541273
>>150541368I don't remember the main feed hanging on this one shot for this long. I guess I was too busy shitposting at the time.
>>150540901100-200k isn't much for Lewis to pay off those men
I cannot imagine being a Ferrari fan. Is it like a humiliation kink or something?
>>150540394>merc never doubled the points of whatever team was 2nd in wccHuh. Hamilton also never had a winning streak longer than 5 races.
Why is Lewi carrying a penalty?
edd
italy nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNnBpLPVptU
>>150541679
>>150541652Didn't slow down enough for a double yellow
>>150541652He's black.
>>150541652Stewards are making shit up again
Pls respond. I got dubs>>150539900
>>150541790this is my reponse
sainz you retarded faggot
>>150541795
>>150541751he's a wigger
>>150541790the mclels still have a free pu change and they'd be stupid to not use them for the most power sensitive track on the calendar
george die
E V E R Y B O D YD I E S
>>150541960george first, and soon please and thanks
someone stole the tires off of my 2000 Ford Ranger, fuck Chicago mangimi
>>150541679>>150541700https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=tgCVZSC1KbYUiu5V
>>150542021Just the tires? How odd jussie
>>150542021Huh, I was just watching a video related to your diverse and culturally rich home
kino
If Alpeen hadn't screwed up track positioning, Colapinto could have finished in the points.
>>150542359https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw?si=aOyeVDSo7LtRPl2-&t=78
>>150542021Chicago so bad that they flipped over some grannies car a loooooooooooong time ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCIGciNcCbU
>>150541368>>150542486>2027>Grassy hills are a mandatory requirement for the racetracks>Drivers who suffered a DNF HAVE to sit on it looking sad, or else they get a 50.000€ fine to the FIA
>>150542386It appears the team failed to tell Gasly that Franco was climbing up with fresh softs on his way to points, so he held him back without knowing any better u_u
so i asked the cashier at the doughnut shop that i wanted one (1) donut and he jumps on the counter and pulls his pants down and spreads his asscheeks and says “here’s your donut, sir.”that’s not what i meant!!!/f1/ related because he reminds me of the twink racers
still the latest ferrari champion
>>150542859
>>150542359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFdDzJaZw8
>>150540805desu gay or not. A LOT of gay men date women to appear straight.
hate nu-Ferrari
>>150542359https://youtu.be/9xktqmEsnAA?si=gzLq2Zhp9D3_Dtj2
>>150542880That’s a big fella
>>150540299Crazy that he outscored Bottas but Bottas got a new seat and he didn't
blue for monza
>>150543375
>>150543375Both look great in white and blue. Proud Salvadorans those two.
>>150539906Remember when everyone thought that his father would be a multiple champion one day?Häkkinen had just retired, so the press thought Schumacher needed a new "rival". Kek. Good times.
>>150543516I guess only the fireproofs will be blue. car will be red and white + HP
life to george russellpodiums to george russellwins to george russellchampionships to george russellGod bless the most perfidious of all the perfidious anglo-saxons
>>150543584why do these fuckers refuse to paint the car yellow?
>>150543594he will never be a real boy
>>150543516>Proud SalvadoransYou stole your colours from Greece, Salvatore.And Greece unironically stole them from fucking Bavaria. (Not making this shit up, it's something to do with royal incest all over Europe).
>>150543644but he will always be a real britunlike lando narb (not a real brit)or lewis narb (not a real brazilian)
>>150540304>shirt: "seoul">girl: completely seoullessGotta love the irony.
>>150543584Yeah, it never crossed my mind that Ferrari could have a white and blue livery. Those fuckers refuse to be risky with their colors. That jacket is amazing. I’d buy it if it wasn't for the fact that I’d go bankrupt
>>150543668>but he will always be a real brithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_vyGuhkfA
>>150543647>stole them from Bavariawrong
>>150543647Excuse me but we actually stole those colors from the whitest country on earth (I’m genuinely not kidding btw)
>>150543735>Greek_IndependenceThat's Finland, silly.
"gimi"
>>150543758>whiteSure. Why all the orange makeup though?Bottom middle is the only one who doesn't look like a Trump-impersonator on that pic.
>>150543863>orange makeupThat just how light brown skin looks like, anon. btw I meant that I was not joking about the origins of our flag
>>150540350id dumb the brazilian whore for this one
If Hadjar does get promoted soon I wonder if they'll replace Tsunoda or Lawson with Lindblad
>>150543984Tsunoda is the odd man out, he's cooked
>>150540771this could be seen as lust or hes wondering how the fuck do i get like this with my twinky arms? or i bet this nigga is in roids. im not going to bat when hes getting ragged doll in that other video though maybe he was drunk? idk
Comment on Edd Race The Straw's ratings:>Time for my boy Hamilton to retire at the end of next year. We saw it with Schumacher and Vettel. Only the greats get to stay on too long. Seriously, what is this guy talking about. Vettel, let alone Schumacher, never had a season like this where they didn't get a podium in a season where their teammate got podiums regularly, while also being completely dominated by him. Both Schumacher and Vettel are considered among Ferrari's most successfull drivers, Hamilton might be the least successful by the time he's done. Granted, neither finished their careers at Ferrari like Hamilton is. They both helped build a smaller team up.>First they lose qually pace, then they start having wheel to wheel incidents. The last step is to start dropping it by yourself.Again, when the fuck did this happen to Schumacher or Vettel? If anything, they were knows to make contact earlier on in their careers, getting cleaner with age (and the lowered stakes).
>>150544047that is how you look at the double cheese with bacon and loaded fries after some drinksythats how you look at something you want inside of you
>>150544197You think you’re tough shit saying that to me over the internet, we’ll think again fucko
>>150544220
>>150544112Wasn't Schumacher pushed out early at Ferrari? And his Mercedes comeback was held back by age and injuries, in fact I distinctly recall Schumacher putting a young Hamilton in his place on track at Monza.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150544112he's just not mentally fit to deal with ferrari. he won 2 races last year in mercedes
>>150544234You know what? Right now I could go for some fruit salad
>>150544386>Wasn't Schumacher pushed out early at Ferrari?Pushed out? Yeah. Early? You really can't say "early" after a decade and 5 championships, can you? (Vettel basically got fired as well, in favour of Leclerc, then considered Ferrari's next hopeful, now clinically depressed.)>his Mercedes comeback was held back by age and injuriesMaybe. Probably. But of course, Mercedes wasn't anywhere close to the top yet and people generally expected too much. Either way, he looked at the very least on par with Rosberg. Hence why the comparison to Hamilton 25 is completely asinine.
>>150544622>he won 2 races last year in mercedesShows you how good last year's Mercedes was.
>>150544634not at night dude what the fuck
>>150544663My local supermarket is open until 2 AM tho, night owl life is the best.
>>150544689and youre buying fucking fruit at this time?
>>150544705Yeah why not?
>>150544689Based fellow nigh owl
>>150544640Yeah, even if you replaced Comeback Schumacher with Peak Schumacher, he would pick up some more podiums and maybe a meme win or two, but he still wouldn't be near WDC contention because the 2010-2012 Mercedes wasn't that competitive. Schumacher's legacy at Mercedes is ironically laying some of the groundwork for Hamilton.
>>150544112>>First they lose qually pace, then they start having wheel to wheel incidents. The last step is to start dropping it by yourself.mental how everyone is saying this about hamilton but no one is saying it about Sainz who crashes into Lawson or Bearman or Tsunoda every single race
Leclerc is dominating HamiltonSainz was close to LeclercAlbon is dominating SainzRussell beat HamiltonRussell also beat LatifiBut Albon beat Latifi harder than RussellVerstappen dominated Albon
>>150544456i warned Ferrari that hiring a 40 year old driver is a mistake
Humiliation Ritual
>>150545088>>150545070It's amazing how shit Hamilton is when he's not constantly coddled. He was never better than mid tier at any point of his career. I hope he now realizes that.
>For the Vatican, Monza was a “pagan amphitheater” akin to boxing rings. Race car drivers, even more than aviators, were modern gladiators. Their arena was the autodrome, a fact not lost on the Vatican in the aftermath of the Monza disaster of 1928, when it accused the regime of indulging in pagan games. Furthermore, the violence of the sport was not simply down to its accidents. Racing is an assault on the senses through the speed and noise it generates. The noise, smell, speed, and death made it akin to the war experience
>>150545088hamiliation
>>150545111coddled to be faster than Bottas at least :)
>>150545111I figured Hamilton was doomed the moment they confirmed that he wasn't bringing Bono or any of the other Mercedes guys with him.
>>150545088he should have retired desu, i guess the 50 million euros was enough
>>150545163If Hamilton had retired at the end of 2021 he would have been a legendIf Hamilton had retired at the end of 2024 he would have been a wounded champion pushed out by a team's declineNow he's a complete and utter fraud
>>150545204I predicted this and was waiting years for this moment. His ego just would not let him walk while on top.
>>150545163I don’t think money is that important to him. At the end of the day, he’s a nerd, and I’m sure driving for Ferrari is his biggest childhood dream
>>150545314>I don’t think money is that important to him.Then he should give it back. His Ferrari contract should be nil and void anyway, as it was entered under false pretenses.
>>150545424At no point in my comment did I infer that he was retarded like that
hamilton isn't even properly suffering right now. he hasn't felt the feel when he is driving P1 and regretti makes him finish P4 or P6 on multiple occasions in a span of few races. hammo is just getting the average midfielder experience
>>150545457Why would it be retarded to turn down money you don't deserve? If I enter an employment contract and then don't show up to work, I won't take the money for it either. It's simply a matter of moral character.
>>150545478>he hasn't felt the feel when he is driving P1 and regretti makes him finish P4 or P6That's because he's not ever in a position where Ferrari even could let him down. Instead, he's the first driver in ages to turn the tables on them and disappoint Ferrari instead.
>>150545594Well, being moral doesn’t always equate to not being retarded, isn’t it. Sometimes, having morals means we will act in retarded ways that will come back and bit us in the ass sooner or later
>>150545478trunuke
>>150545624Damn....he truly is the GOAT....
>>150545711Maybe, but at least you have a non-retarded justification for acting in a (seemingly) retarded way. If you lose your morals and still act retarded on top of it, that's the lowest you can go.
>>150545807Why would you feel bad about “stealing” money from one of the biggest capitalistic companies in the world, thoIt’s not like Ferrari is hurting for money. Niggas be the Apple of the car world
>>150541652>For 400 years....
>>150545874yeah Ferrarri gets paid a hundred million dollars a year just to take part in F1, who cares if they blow their money on crusty neguinho drivers
For me it's the demure and chaste WAG of Carlos Sainz.
>>150545874>>150545941Well, they could donate all that money to charity. One of the many good causes that Hamilton pretends to care about.
>>150546013
Stroll is actually doing alright desu lads. What we gonna do if Newey actually makes Stroll WDC
ONE STEP FORWARD AND TWO STEPS BACK
>>150546135Newey is a driverbabby. If you don't give him the right drivers, his cars win nothing.
>>150546135>Stroll WDCUnless they sabotage his car every other race, I don't think Alonso will allow that.
>when stroll acts cold and disinterested during press events"he's so boring, cold, doesn't deserve to be there, racing is wasted on him">when piastri acts cold and disinterested and bored during press events"so cool, so reddit, hes the iceman! he's just like schumi!"piastri is peak reddit
>>150545114Fuckin' metal.
>>150546100She will sap you good
>>150546167you might be socially stunted if you think stroll and piastri are acting the same
>>150546135i make stroll jokes but i have zero ill will for himseems autisticby all accounts a nice guynow it comes out he wanted to fuck off years ago and senior said no so he just exists in this media hellscape so that he will never have to work at chipotleprobably not even being paidlikes rain driving because he is also mentally ill
Me checking my strava realizing how fucking slow I am
>>150546227Stroll acts cool, zoned out, past it because why would he be excited about podiums and points he's already a seasoned veteran with a respectable pedigree. Piastri acts reddit, pretends to be calm and collected. Fake personality I've witnessed in F1, we saw the true him when begging for his team to swap him mid-race and crying about penalties.
>Mclaren said the engine failure was their fault, not MercedesGoblando really did cook the engine, didn't he?
Stroll is probably in the current Top 7 drivers on the grid.>1. max>2. leclerc>3. russell>4. alonso>5. hamilton>6. stroll>7. ocon
>>150539452no one can outfart me. i am a world class champion ass ripper, we should have a fart off. the one who makes the stinkiest fart wins
I literally only watch the race when something happen like crash or dnf or safety car. I really dont want to waste my lifetime for this slurp
>>150546340How are 3-7 the "top drivers"? Particularly Russell and Hamilton look more like bottom-5 material.
>>150546339Yeah, probably didn't tell Lando to back off and let the car cool off
>>150546403Not much talent in F1 at the moment, big gap between the top 2 and 3rd place and i didnt wanna rank rookies too highly. antonelli is the worst driver on the grid.
>>150546340alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>150546468ocon is unfortunate that he gets blamed for a lot. much better driver than gasly, should have remained at alpine.
>>150546460>Not much talent in F1 at the momentSure. But rating Russell and Hamilton who have good, arguably great, cars and just suck above all of the midfield who just lack the hardware to compete is ridiculous.
>>150546510i dont think the merc/ferrari are as good as people claim. i think the 9 teams are quite close together now at the end of regs, with mclaren just blatantly cheating at this point and i have no idea why it is permitted
>>1505463401. VER2. LEC3. PIA4. ALB5. HUL6. OCO7. ALO8. RUS9. SAI10. NOR
>>150546523i actually forgot all about albon. i would accept your rating but swapping piastri and alonso and replacing sainz with stroll
>>150546521>i dont think the merc/ferrari are as good as people claim.Excluding the dominant McLarens, they're the best cars this season. No doubt about that. Yes, other cars have some occasional high-place finishes. But no other cars are consistently as good as Mercedes and (Leclerc's) Ferrari.
>>150546562Imagine how good the title fight could have been without McLarens in the picture.
>>150546562do you think max wins another race this year?
nonsense hoursthe last fleeting freedom before wageslavery
brest
>>150546660Possible. Piastri and Norris are prone to fuckups.
>>150546748is schumi still a vegetable?
>>150546760No, he's just living a happy reclusive life with his family, still using the vegetable narrative as a front to avoid having to give interviews and public appearances.
ded to mclel
Not a sport.>>>/o/
>f1
>>150546917More of a sport than four hours of commercial breaks and concerts, interrupted by short stints of guys running down a field throwing an egg back and forth.
>>150546939You thought you cooked with this one huh
>>150546951No, just calling it what it is.
>>150546960But that's not what it is lol, sports are either one of two things, or both: a ball, or physical contact. American football has both. F1 has neither. It is a car show.
>>150546939You're driving a car. How is that a sport.
>>150546917>>150546939>>150546973
>>150546989im disappointed when people say this just whip your shit for 3 mins and youll get ityall dot even smell your brakes up to temp
>>150547003This
>>150546973>>150546989>>150547003Try actually driving an F1 car over a full race distance. Then we'll see whether it's less physical than running maybe 100 meters with a strangely shaped ball, then waiting 20 minutes while either the other half of your team does what you just did or nothing happens at all because of ads.
>>150547060karts are a good taste tester for intensity
>>150547060You Drive a car. You sit on your ass and drive a car.
>>150547069Case in point.You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>150547060Look at the chart again. It's a race, so not a sport. It doesn't matter how difficult or physically taxing it is. There are a lot of things that are difficult, physically taxing, or both that are not sports.
>>150540805>AI says its false therefore it must be falseimagine being this retarded
>*push gas pedal*>AHHHHHHHHHH THE STRAIN IS UNBEARABLE
>>150547118That's not the hard part
reminder that the average life expectancy for someone in schumacher's supposed condition is something like 2 weeks and that if you believe the official story, you are basically pozzed in the head
>>150544234Remember when we all liked Ted and then realized he was giant faggot? Time really makes a fool out of us all.
abduls entering your sport is probably the most cancerous thing you can imagine, it's how you end up with shitters like zidane in the GOAT discussion and benzemerde with a ballon d'or
nice "title fight" lmao
>>150547077Fuck your chart fggt
>>150547221this...arabs in MY sport? S M H...
>>150546339Following two metres behind the entire race in the dirty air of your teammate tends to fuck your engine, who knew
>>150547271Nah that’s cope, if Ferrari hadn’t done what they did, McLaren would’ve done what they did far better, and then some. The only dirty air is coming out of your mouth when you speak without knowledge.
You are here
>>150547280mental illness. Lando being welded onto Oscar's rear wing and cooking his engine has nothing to do with whatever shitshow is going on at Ferrari
>>150547283>You are hereahhh im in australia how did this hapen?!?!?!?!
>>150547169>schumacher's supposed conditionYou mean ... being gay?Oh, wait, you're not talking about Ralf, are you? Mick then?
Lando has zero racecraft. He can't overtake, he can't manage. All he can do is unga bunga quali laps. Thoroghly unintelligent driver. Perhaps a mind weaker than even Hill.
>>150547003I won't stand for this Darts slander.
So if at the end of the season:>Norris loses the WDC in a WCC car for the 2nd year in a row>Hamilton backs out of his $100M contract and retires from the sportWho wins KWABOTY?
>>150547283Except that:1) They won't ever fire Norris.2) They might fire Piastri even if he becomes WDC.3) McLaren most probably won't dominate after the rule change.
>>150547311Norris. I would actually respect Hamilton for bowing out
>>150547306Darts would be much more exciting if instead of throwing the darts at a disc, they'd throw them at their opponents.
>>150547317Even if Hamilton continues to fail to score a podium?
>>150547311Norris, two consecutive years bottling WDC in a WCC-level car is extreme levels of kwabbery. Hamilton can blame his age, Norris is at his peak
>>150547311Hamilton will be sticking around to see what the 2026 car is like regardless of how this season goes.Even then, Ferrari would be the KWAB team for signing him to that deal.
Why does only Norris get hate for bottling last year and not Piastri? They drove mostly the same car.
>>1505473336 years exp vs 2 years
>>150547333Piastri was only in his second year and barely out of rookiedom, Norris was in his sixth and had no excuses. Piastri's massive jump in ability this year shows he was still developing last year
>>150547311If Lewis realizes it's over and walks away at the end of this season I don't think he's KWABOTY. Shit on him and Norris all you like but they're doing better than guys like Alonso or Sainz or Tsunoda. If Hamilton sticks around for 2026 and then it's a repeat of this year then he's definitely KWABOTY 2026 material but retiring with (some) dignity before that happens would actually be respectable.Also Italy next
>>150547340>>150547341They're only like 17 months apart in age. No point pretending Piastri is some complete newbie.That Piastri couldn't break into F1 at a younger age is his problem, not Lando's.
>>150547354Piastri literally had 4 fewer years learning how to drive an F1 car, now that he's had sufficient time, he's dominating Lando. Keep huffing that copium
>>150547359>dominatingLiterally only has a lead because of Lando's mechanical issues.
>>150547354Not a fair comparisonOscar had to marry into a jewish family to get his F1 seat, Lando was born into one
>>150547364Piastri was already leading in every statistic before Zandvoort. Lando trashed his season in Canada, the mechanical DNF was just another nail in the coffin
>>150547364and goblando is only fighting for the wdc because mclel wants him to win despite ps3 being better than him
>>150547376>Lando trashed his season in CanadaCanada was a mechanical issue. He had to retire due to a broken suspension arm.
>>150547388Oh you're that baiting dumbass Indonesian guy on a VPN, carry on then
2019 - Eurocup champion. Rookie season.2020 - F3 champion. Rookie season.2021 - F2 champion. Rookie season.2025 - F1 champion? Third season.The kid's got it
>>150547394>dumbass Indonesian guy on a VPNYou appear to be an American on a VPN yourself.
>>150547329I can actually see Ferrari dropping him.They're known for firing even their best drivers all the time afterall. Schumacher, Räikkönen, Räikkönen again, Vettel.Then again, Hamilton is not their best driver by a long shot.
>>150547408They'd wait for the new regulations as well, just to see how they go.Firing him at the end of this season is huge egg on their faces, plus if they stuff up the next regulations blaming it all on Hamilton and firing him would be a nice distraction.
>>150547400whos the greatest yank f1 driver(im new, not a troll btw)
>>150547442Phil Hill ofc
is someone going to post the new Danica Patrick burning man pics, or god forbid will I have to do while I'm out of town
>>150547455Nobody wants to see that shit. Torture yourself but not us.
Reminder that PS3 was doing photoshoots for Alpine in 2022 while Goblando was bottling podiums and wins already.
>>150547461Reminder that PS3 is creampieing his gf while Lando dances with other guys at concerts >>150540409
>>150547455Why did I look
>>150546735LMAOMAO
>>150547442Brad Pitt
Bros I hate the antichrist
>>150547468Those photos are unfortunate to say the least
>>150547424>huge egg on their facesFitting for a team of clowns.
>>150547468She looks great? Hags are always the best.ps. Has she had breast cancer?
>>150547468she makes me hate girls with small boobs
>>150547502No, she had issues with her implants and had to get them removed
>>150547502She's extremely mentally ill, like female Alex Jones level except even Jones knows it's all bullshit, so she gets a -5/10 downgrade automatically
>tfw no lizard aware schizo gf
>>150547520>who I goon over is based on their personality
>>150547535If you're going to goon over tomboyish female drivers, at least get some taste
>>150547542>brown lance strollno thanks.
>>150547542>brown lance strollthanks.
>>150547547thanks for ruining chadders for me
The racing bulls F1A driver is pretty and she's kind enough to give food to the homeless
>>150547507There is a difference between girls with small boobs and girls like her that literally do not have boobs
>>150547468are there more?
>>150547618There's like 50 photos and I picked the one where she looks the worst to post here
i just saw topless pics of kimi's little sister
>>150547408Out of all those, 2025 Hamilton is easily the best. People just have recency bias and forget how bad Vettel, Raikkonen and Schumi were during their late career stints.
>>150547618yeah
>>150547359If you need more than 3 laps to learn to drive a F1 car then you don't belong in a F1 car.
>>150547640none of those guys got 23-1'd by their teammate
>>150547641>>150547618
>>150547520>How To Spot A Reptilian ShapeshifterWell, anon, how do you spot one?
>>150547424>Firing him at the end of this season is huge egg on their facesSo good odds they'll do it then. This IS Ferrari we're talking about.
>>150540409>>150540544this nigga ZESTY
Really shows you what a field day the globohomos had with Vettel and Schumacher towards the end if pozfags unironically think they were anywhere near as bad as kwabmilt*n is now. Problem is that they're now having a lot of work to do in order to memory hole all the narratives they set up during those years now that their official pozboi finds himself in a similar albeit far worse situation.
Sorry lad, no link to give.
>>150547587Small boobs can be worse than no boobs.
>>150547641>*snaps picture*Yup, that's going on my social media.
>>150547697>far worse situation.Well. it's not the situation that's worse, but the driver.
You will never be a world champion. You have no speed, you have no mental fortitude, you have no drive to succeed. You are an ugly British man twisted by Zak Brown and Andrea Stella into a crude mockery of a title contender.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the pitcrews mock you. Your fashionmodel "partner" is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish on-track performances behind closed doors.Motorsport fans are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of motorsport have allowed fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” as fast look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your weakmind is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get yaoi-obsessed women to shill for you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of a better looking younger driver with better performance.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile to your race engineer every single morning and tell yourself you're getting P1, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll retire, burn through your savings, become a SkyF1 commentator, and plunge into the cold abyss of has-been F1 "stars". Your so-called fans will watch you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll delete the posts about you with an apology that calls you a fraud, and every yaoi-obsessed woman for the rest of eternity will know a fraudulent title contender was worshipped here. Your body will decay and become doughy, your opinions will be ridiculed on /sp/, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record that is unmistakably fraudulent.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>150547641
>>150547722>ugly British man*Australian.
>>150547697Didn't Schumacher finish 2nd in 2006 before his first retirement, against a young Alonso? Hardly over the hill.
>>150547727You're the Aussie who got bullied by Retardo in school?
>>150547722trying too hard to be funny
>>150547740Schumacher "retired" so Ferrari didn't bin Massa. Considering Massa won* the world championship in 2008, it wasn't a bad call by him.*for about 15 seconds.
>>150547709I don’t see how that can be possible
Everyone knew McLaren had won after week 2. The “sport” is dead.
Italy next
>>150547794dumb bitch, that's not how you sit on a couch
>>150547798>policing how people sit on couches for erotic photography
Indeed
>As a fan, a content creator, and someone living with chronic illness, I want to enjoy the sport I love without feeling like I don’t belong at the track. And I know I’m not the only one.>Final thoughts: F1 needs to do better. Accessibility shouldn't depend on how much you can afford. I’d love to see: Clearly marked accessible toilets and seating near all grandstands. Disability support staff onsite for guidance. More flexibility in seating assignments for those who request help in advance.>Actual disability liaison contacts for fans planning to attend. I’ll be sharing more content about my experience to raise awareness, but I wanted to start here. If you’ve had a similar experience or know of other venues doing accessibility well, I’d love to hear about it.
>>150547780Small saggy boobs exist.
>>150547836Assault is a banger
>>150547835Yeah, Jody Foster has them, but even then, I’d choose her boobs over no boobs
>>150547848>Here are your small boobs, broYour standards have been rotted by porn.When someone says small saggy boobs, think deflated balloon.
Sky din't even have faith in Norris any morehttps://youtube.com/shorts/X7fnhXhZG7g?
>>150547861Have you actually seen her boobs? Google it
>>150547805yes
>>150547785At least Lando and Oscar are ass enough drivers that verstappen has a chance to win races, even if a podium is pretty much best chances most races. And even with as dominant of cars as McLaren has, they're already behind red bull 2023 with their cheat car having lost three races so far to non McLaren cars.
>>150547805It can be quite important.
goedemorgen jongens
>>150547861respectable pit
>>150547894
>>150547873They look fine? Still plenty of air left in the tyres.
>>150545053The most important post in F1 history.
>>150547922i don't remember this part from taxi driver
>>150546135Newey is complete and utter shit, bro (after the year 2000).
>>150547922would sucky sucky
>>150547922They don’t look fine to me, but, hey, I consider myself lucky that I’ve apparently never had the opportunity of seeing true flat small boobs in my life
>>>/ck/21574275
>>150546483He was fired from alpine after monaco 24
>>150547951F1?
>>150547922>This post was [deleted] for posting ugly h*gsbased
>>150547622>There's like 50 photos and I picked the one where she looks the worst to post here>she looks the worst to post hereanon...
>>150548069I hate think soled shoes so much it's unreal.
>>150548069It was definitely the worst picture of her, anons were unironically asking if she had a mastectomy
>>150548073*thick
https://www.aldi.com.au/product/licensed-aston-martin-f1-go-kart-000000000000651757
>>150548088are these street legalwill coppers rape me
>>150548089you'll break it fat cunt
>>150548096fuck off bitch im like 50kg twinkmaxxing
>>150548089noyes, but not for driving illegal asston fartin billycart but because it's just what they do in this cunted cunthole of a cuntry
>>150548112>>150548096can i rip it at the park with my little sister or nah?
>>150548119>rip it at the park with my little sisterI don't know which part of your little sister's you want to rip, but no, that's only legal in some parts of the US - and Africa, maybe.
>>150548119yeah go for it
>>150548089>impounded and a citation for hooning and gooning m8 halfahgudone
>>150548088What the hell they're selling Alonso's car?
Do you think he found what he was looking for /f1/? For me, I personally believe it was the friends we make on the way.
>>150548212He should've listened to Seb
>>150548232I look like this and say this
>>150547785Hypothetically, Albon can still win the WDC
did mclaren dominance come from nowhere
>>150548306Are you me?
>>150548364nah you're not a little penised brainlet fuck head
excuse this other aussie, he's very mean for some reasonprobably went to the woke protesting too on the weekend, faggot
>>150548360Daniel Ricciardo is a master car builder. His feedback and development nous lay the groundwork for what the car is today.>Spent a few years at Mclaren>Mclaren now dominating the sport>Went to Racing Bull>Racing Bull now widely regarded as better than Red BullReally gets the neurons activated.
>>150548386what happaned to reno alpeen?
>>150548386Mekies said Yuki's feedback from last year is mainly responsible for the VCARB being so good this year, though.
>>150548394They were getting podiums while he was there at Renault. After he left they burned it all to the ground, rebranding as Alpine and putting Alonso in the car.Probably would've been in world championship contention if they remained Renault and kept his good work.
>>150548386elite test driver material
>>150548345>The FIA say "fuck it" and allow Albon and Sainz to drive the FW15C for the rest of the seasonCould they come from behind to win the titles?
>>150548409>Mekies said Yuki's feedback from last year is mainly responsible for the VCARB being so good this year, though.Complete and utter cope - damage control for firing the wrong driver.Yuki had been with the team for like 5 years by that stage throughout which they remained shit until Danny Ric came along.
>>150548424>30 year old carWouldn't get within 107%.
>>150548437that's not what gran turismo 7 taught me
Big picture Edd
>>150548437The aero would be shit by modern standards, but would the V10, lighter chassis, and all the tech wizardry onboard count for anything versus 2025 cars?
>>150548445yeah it would look sick as fuck on track
>>150548441>Long-term, big-picture thinking>Yes, that extra hamburger will serve me well
what's edd's favourite bikkie i want to sent him a box
>>150548445It might blow up pretty spectacularly. Don't really see any proper engine blowup nowadays.
>>150547695
>>150547919
>>150548461took me a few watches to realize the webm is meant to be about Edd walking in the background and not the ferrarri employees moving strange things around
Sainz should get a grid penalty for Monza
>>150548631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo
>>150540409If I drink his energy drink, will I turn gay?
>>150548723Fish?
>>150548723>manopoly ass trophies
>>150548645There are people who count how often the white team passes the ball, and then there are those who spot the gorilla.But no one ever counts the passes by the players wearing black. The answer's 21, by the way, but the last pass is not completed before the video cuts away. It's somewhat tricky until you realize that each of them only passes to one specific other player, so you can count in steps of three. You're welcome, anons.
>>150548725three cups that represent the movements of animals, which are considered the fastest in the air, at sea and on land: peregrine falcon, sailfish, and cheetah
>>150548723thats a gay fish
>this guy's abbreviation on the timing tower will be HERKWAB
>>150548723Hamilton will break oneBecause he's finally getting podium again..
>>150548723Impossible to break. Or use as a dildo.
>>150548723IUD trophy? Isn't that a little too far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhBvCJ_ONPU&pp=0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzv
>>150548723If it had feathered wings on both sides I'd like it a bit more.
>>150548723Worse than the lego trophies
didn't asc
>>150548723doubles as a hanger
>>150548768>every P is ear rapefuck people that do this
bring back buried tyres
>>150548768Gives me an auto-translated German AI-dub. Wonderful. At least you can still switch that shit off. For now.
>>150548744Checked
>>150548723From the thumbnail it looked like an uterus
>>150548723honestly they should just bring back the copy paste heineken trophies instead of these random abominations half the time
>>150548461Unrecoverabley fat
>>150547643Franz Tost said it takes minimum 3 years to become a competent F1 driver and based on Piastri, that's roughly (give or take 1 year) about the amount it required to learn to beat Norris
why does a brazilian man suck the cock of the dutchman and not the cock of the brit, you'd think they love the enemies of their colonnial overlord
F1 Academy news: Ferrari and Tommy Hilfiger supported driver Alba Larsen has revealed her body count on her Instagram.
>>1505463401. Max2. Leclerc 3. Piastri4. Alonso5. Russel 6. Hadjar7. Hulkenberg
>>150548746I hate to brake it to you but
>Italy next
>>150540409grim. the writing was on the wall for a while.
>>150546340Stroll binned his car twice in two days over the past weekend. He forced Aston Martin to break parc ferme on Friday night, only to bin it again on Saturday only minutes into qualifying. It must be heartbreaking to work in that garage. He's such an egregiously shitty driver, I don't care if he lucked his way into the top 10. He needs to be flushed out of F1 yesterday
>Italy next (couldn't find any hot Italian women sorry)
>>150549266What about hot Italian sandwiches?
>>150549266What about cold Italian desserts?
>>150549330That's just two ontop of each other, anon.
papaya drools
narg is gonna get assassinated on friday by a tifositerrorist
>>150549407Patriot
>>150549407one can only hope
IM GONNA SMOOOOOKE
>schumi son is a kwab (never properly groomed into the sport)>hakkinen son is a kwab (not even in the sport)>verstappen son is giga racing autist (groomed into the sport)>raikonnen son will be ____ (groomed into the sport)I believe
>>150549552but gimi is a good, lenient dad whereas jos was the brutal boss, hence robin will never succeed
>>150549552What about the Rosbergs and the Hills?
>>150546340Stroll is the slowest driver on raw pace in the past 10 years probably.On average half a second slower than a 45 year old Alonso
>>150549567yeah keke was a hard ass, he mentoured 2 world champions>>150549558he has high functioning autism genes, maybe he will be fine
>>150549417I loved the back and forth he had with the sky hosts where they tried to compare Kimi to Max when he was a rookie, only for Villeneuve to reply back that Max was on the pace when he was on the limit, meanwhile Kimi is 4 tenths off his teammate.
>>150549567giga carbabies
>>150549571Alonso is only 44.1 years old, don't exaggerate
>>150549571>10 yearssad to see so many people have forgotten about hairy aunto
>>150548723
>>150549552>>150549558Counterpoint: Rosberg, Sainz
>>150546340right now ps3 is the best driver on the grid after max, and he will cement his place in top 3 if he manages to endure the pressure from norris. you don't really get the full measure of a driver's mettle until they are fighting for a championship so in that regard everyone in that list might as well be stroll since it's extremely easy to look good when you're fighting 1 race at a time just for the best possible finish instead of a season long thing where it's more of a mental battle.
>>150549417>>150549588The fatherless bald bitch was against the real Kimi getting a super license for 2001. He's always been a contrarian faggot and an attention whore due to his daddy's death.
>>150549700>right now ps3 is the best driver on the grid after maxHe really isn't. He's better than Norris, of course, and he has more potential (considering how young/fresh) he is. But right now, he is not a worthy champion.
>>150549712sounds like you two would get along great
>>150549723Like him and the GOAT maybe.
How do hair transplants even work? I was under the impresion that they took hair from the back, but that hair didnt regrow, it was now on the top. But look at villeneuve, this is the 3-4 time he has a hair transplant(and finally looks like its working a bit), shouldnt he, at that point, dont have any hair at the back?
>This was why the uncharacteristic mistake that put him out hurt so much.Funny how the uncharacteristic mistakes keep piling on
>>150549716Piastri is... around top 5 and norris top 7, yeah, that sounds about right
>>150549330Had a sandwich like that recently. Best ever.
>>150549716Disagreed bigly. He's holding his own against a driver with nothing to lose at this point, who's fast when he isn't mentally out of it, and he's completely unfazed. Even Max was mentally shitting himself on numerous occasion during 2021. Piastri is going to claim the title that might swing against him from one DNF and he's basically "lol ez" after every round.
>>150549776Holy sex
>>150549700Lekek and ruslel are still better than ps3
>>150549760Because it was uncharacteristic. When was the last time Hamilton took himself out of a race all on his own?
Us last season...
>>150549784not in a million years. leclerc got rattled during 2022 when he had parity with max, and russell has never fought at the top
>>150549716Of course he's a worthy champion, he was basically flawless at Zandvoort. Three restarts, amx on softs, constant pressure from el goblino, not a single mistake
Like it or not, Piastri is a generational talent like no other. Constantly breaking records, remaining calm under intense pressure, and absolutely BTFO his teammate (who has been in F1 for 7 years)And all of this in only his 3rd year as an F1 driver. Anyone who thinks this isn't 2025's WDC is delusional.
bear 500
>>150549790COTA 2024 on lap 3
>>150549816>spins out like that just from engine brakingi'd put that more on the shitbox he was driving
Zak Brown seething rn irl
What is it with all this Piastri worship shitposting?Preemptive coping for when he'll win the WDC? Or the same kind of self-delusion that made certian people fall for the Hamilton hype?
>>150549854Why not the shitbox between his ears?
>>150549857Looked like he was at a funeral with Oscar on the podium at Zandvoort. What a prick
>>150549805This says more about how shit Lando is than anything about Piastri. It's easy to be calm under pressure when the car is as good as it is, as we have seen countless times (unless you have a mental deficiency and inferiority complex). Let's wait until he's in a shitbox again before calling him a generational talent.
>>150549863Isn't it tiresome to be this contrarian all the time?
>>150549863if you cant see why hes better than leclerc or russel youre retardedboth are un proven, ps3 is on his way to proving himself and hes also still got lots to improve
>>150549893>>150549893>>150549893
