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Call Paul
>arguing with retard in the previous genny>he fails to respond to me before the bump limit so I winIs there a better feeling?
>>150539981based
>>150539953did Finebaum run a clip of him saying something on his show? What did he say?
Imagine having a job lol your special day of the year is my average Monday.
My shit's getting keyed in Baton Rouge, isn't it?
>>150540000I'll call pawl a dummy
>>150540005>needing to post thisand he's the retard...
>>150540025he called a black dude the N-word
schizo OPwe should be a more welcoming general
>>150540025He said, "bunch of soft N I G G E R S on this team"
How much does she have to put out if he wins?>>150540069Fuck off, homo. We gatekeep here.
>>150540069that's what gay-ass /mlb/ is for. go there.
>>150540005Which argument. There was some really retarded shit posted
>>150540036nah, more likely to get stolen.
I doubt any of you people coulda done better than arche
>>150540088Not a perfect throw but the receiver needs to catch that
>>150540088>This was Sark's fault
>>150540100can someone shoop his jacket to make it look massive?
you goyim better settle down right this minute. The chutzpa of some of you. oy vey.
>>150540134why so you can repost it to facebook, mom
>>150540117Appreciate the concern but I have an igla installed, my car quite literally cannot be stolen
>>150540161Are you ok, anon?
Ryan days pierced nipple is the nastiest fucking shit I have ever seen. I bet he is a gay freak
>>150540122Sup, Cooper
>>150540122I could've by just handing the ball off and being able to see over the center. >ANON WOW YOU WON AGAINST OHIO STATE IN YOUR DEBUT GAME AS A 42 YEAR OLD GRADUATE STUDENT HOW DID YOU DO IT>Simple, Holly, you look lovely by the way, I simply audibled out of every stupid playcall the coach made and called several runs we set up at the last minute over and over until, eventually, we won the game, feels great you don't need to ask me, I'm gonna go shitpost about it on 4chan and jerk off
>>150540167Just don't go to north Baton Rouge and you'll be fine, then.
>>150540167unlike your virginity compliments of your uncle
>>150540167are you some type of Spanish or lower class White?
>>150540182
UNC-TCU Gamethread>>150540110>>150540110>>150540110>>150540110>>150540110
>>150540204Probably an actual, factual mexican.
>>150540219HUGE thread for college football
>>150540219the game starts in 4 hours
>>150540204>>150540224>own a samurai car>get accused of being a hispanic
>media is really trying to to gaslight me into believing that Sellers played well yesterdayyeah, I'm not having it
>>150540009>everyone just falls>rb literally worthlessi thought your supposed to drive them back using the split second advantage you have cause you know when the ball will be snapped, using this arch is supposed to hug the guard while waiting for the back to drive him forward, what the fuck is this play design
>>150540005That's not how arguments work. Whoever put forth the most reasonable argument that causes the least amount of doubts 'wins'. However, I would encourage you to change the way you think about debate. You should be in search after truth for the benefit of both of you, not in search of a 'victory' which only fuels arrogance, egoism and discord among brothers.
>>150540273More likely than you think. They also like Waffenwagons.
>>150540313Based high IQ anon
>>150540313an argument requires two parties though
>That's not how arguments work. Whoever put forth the most reasonable argument that causes the least amount of doubts 'wins'. However, I would encourage you to change the way you think about debate. You should be in search after truth for the benefit of both of you, not in search of a 'victory' which only fuels arrogance, egoism and discord among brothers.
>>150540219This shit will not hit the bump limit
>>150540088Not a good throw, behind the receiver, slightly overthrown. Arch will be fine though. Ohio State has an elite defense, by far the best team he's ever played against, and he looked like he was starting to get his feet under him in the 4th.
>>150540313who raped you?
MY Minnesota Golden Gophies
>>150540338This stance is actually anti-soi or reddit. Reddit is all about 'winning' arguments through upvotes and downvoting reasonable, subtle and neutral takes. It's a bit of horseshoe thepry: 4chan and reddit have similar site cultures just on the opposite ends of the spectrum.
>>150540273Are you implying that Hispanics don't like Asian vehicles? Have you ever been around Mexicans and see the shit they drive and soup up?
Why do americans feel so entitled to take so many holidays during the work year?
>>150540393Antisemitism
>>150540393>labor day>not laboringmake it make sense
Yeah I think we're gonna win the natty
>>150540393Americans quite literally work more than medieval serfs
>>150540393jeets could be here, i hate jeets
>>150540393They are lazy and lack discipline. My local Walmart isn’t even open 24 hours a day anymore. This country desperately needs to roll back all the soft welfare and pro-labor policies that are leading to this laziness.
>>150540219GO TCU!
>>150540288I think the idea was the line chops down Ohio State's D-Line to clear the way over the top for Arch, but A. the line didn't get full chop and B. Arch got no airIronically if you're going for an over-the-line play, out of the shotgun or a handoff the RB would be the smarter play. give yourself a little momentum
Why are so many big games at 7 now instead of 8? I always thought it was 8pm est for primetime.
>>150540393>the work yeardisgusting brown subhuman
>>150540467should have hurried to line, faked the hand off and naked boot legged Arch. They would have never seen it coming.
>>150540379Acura is a 100% North American brand. It's an American car company that happens to be owned by Honda
I got Covid bros :(
>>150540414I'd agree but Penn State is the favorite early on, and Penn State as favorites is.... not cute.
>>150540485he was under pressure
>>150540009kwab
>Fat Patricia is great>Sellers is great>Oklahoma is goodyeah, not buying it
>>150540123it was way more behind him than that angle makes it lookthe replay showed how bad it really was
>>150540287Sellers would be the runaway favorite for the Heisman already if his receivers could catch the football.
>>150540538RIP
>>150540538F
>>150540538Should have got the shot chuddie
tcu will win by 40 cap this
>>150540554It feels like each season the media picks one mid to lower level SEC team and just overrates the living shit out of them and hope it just happens. Kentucky was the popular one for a few years. Now its South Carolina's turn.
>>150540538Me too, doc has me coming back for a comprehensive tomorrow after the holiday.Is it fucking over?
This Georgia dude on the Paul Finebaum show is hilarious
Remember to thank Christians and socialists for this blessed holiday
>>150540661I think so.
>Be Alabama>Get mad your coach isn't living up to your expectations>Consider, as a form of punishment, paying him $60 million dollars to NOT work.
>>150540670Happy Labour Day anonhope y'all are all enjoying it
>>150540707they're gonna Nebraska themselves so hard and it's gonna be hilarious.
>>150540554Fat Patricia actually was pretty good. On god
>>150540661holy shit did that guy die?
Coach Primate
Wisconsin has the chance to do the funniest thing going into Bama
>>150540435If you consider going to an office and answering emails as work, sure
Who /builtforthismoment/ here?
>>150540009Goal Line Stand University
>>150540009Literally 2 teams can run the Tush Push. The NFL's Eagles, and Rutgers
>>150540661Covid killed my grandmother stone dead within 3 days. It’s no joke and should be taken incredibly seriously. Please make sure you are in quarantine so you protect people who are at high risk
>>150540862It literally is work beyond any debate, so yeah
>>150540953good. too bad covid wasn't invented before your grandmother had kids.
Should I go to the inaugural Belichick UNC game tonight? Reasons to go>I live like 45 minutes away>UNC is my alma mater >75% of my family are from Massachusetts and were die-hard pats even in the pre-Brady eraReasons not to go>Already drank 6 beers today>Driving, traffic, and parking add up to a certified multihour nightmare>Would have to bring my gf because she just came over>Didn't plan to do it at all, only considering it because tickets are $53 apiece
>>150540435i have lost nearly $260,000 in sales every year for the week following labor day. People kick it out of gear mentally and it fucks up workflow going into Q4Useless holiday for useless people
>>150540167Topic is good but the front pic of the car just tells me you wanted an excuse to post it. Lemme guess, new hondaslop?
>>150541003I'll say a prayer for you, Mr. Rosenberg
>Texas was massively overhypedA tale as old as time
>>150541003T. Sells sunscreen
>i have lost nearly $260,000 in sales every year for the week following labor day. People kick it out of gear mentally and it fucks up workflow going into Q4>Useless holiday for useless people
>>150541011Yes, you got me. I fucking love my car tbqhwyf
>>150541000You probably won't be able to get tickets on short notice, but it would be a blast.
>>150540953I'm convinced covid only kills the genetically weak. My grandmother has Lou Gehrig's Disease and covid only mildly inconvenienced her. Might be a thing only mudblood types like jews and mexicans have to worry about.
>>150541140Apparently there are still tickets available but I misread the price, it's $106 each not $106 for 2.
Has there been a time when Ohio State was a bottom feeder program?
>>150541153>I'm convinced covid only kills the genetically weakFalse. You'd be dead.
>>150541000Well if your gf can be the DD and tickets were still available I'd go
>>150541174I've had covid like six times. Never had an issue. I also don't quarantine anymore, if my fatass parents didn't die from it despite being old and fat then I'm not gonna die from it.Not my problem. Still not getting vaccinated.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>150541201Retard strength trumps all vaccines.
>>150541201Covid still sucks, it fucked up lifting and running for me for like 2 and half weeks.
miggers would literally rather indirectly kill their own family members than wear a mask
>>150541129Zero shame. It's ok to have nice things anon
>>150541248It's 2025. Move on.
>>150540476Cable runs about 30 minutes less in advertisements than antenna channels. This is why there was 12 mins left in the 4Q of the Syracuse - Tennessee game at 3:30 despite being a noon kickoff.
>>150541227I wish it could trump this dissertation.>>150541243I didn't notice anything like that, but I was dating a nurse at the time and she made me use her meme home gym and her shitty peloton while checking my oxygen levels every thirty minutes. Bright side, you could jailbreak the tablets and put all sorts of stuff on them. I watched a ton of Burn Notice on that thing.
>>150541003exactly. long weekend = previous week and the next are vacation mode. don't even get me started about time between Thanksgiving and New Year's.
>>150541248I wear an anti-covid amulet and it works. Neither I nor anyone in my family has ever contracted covid.
>>150541003Everyone who didn't work today has a useless job.
>>150541430I didn't work today and don't have a job at all
What's with all these boomers seething about people not working on Labor Day?
>Going to silly football games on Saturday instead of anti-ICE protests to prevent students from being deported.
>>150541129nobody cares about your fagura
Is Belichick based or cringe for dating a girl who was born when he was 50?
snacks for the game
>>150541635Chicken thighs in the air fryer
>>150541171Not really. There's been years where they've been average, but they've mostly been good if not outright great for the past century.
>>150541701sounds poor
What are the odds of North Carolina scoring 100 points tonight?
>>>>
>>150541746
>>150541731nah just on a healthy kick.
>>150541545>boomersIf only you knew
>>150541635Candy corn & peanuts mix
>>150541635haggis with neeps and tatties
>>150541782try no being fat in the first place you weak minded faggot. thanks.
>>150541633my theory is he has an evil woman fetish and she said she'd fuck him into the grave and take his money
just ate chinkslop takeout, downing brews and playing through xiv rebirth while i wait for tha game
>>150541545they think that a weekday holiday that requires a modest amount of planning around is literally worse than the beaches of Normandy
>>150541545It’s not boomers
>>150541895Thanks for letting us know you're a waste of space.
I live 2 miles from Keenan stadium Tar Heel bros my body is ready
>>150541993>my body is ready... For the brutal ass rape TCU is about to give you
>>150541744>4 TDs and extra points per quarter it’s entirely possible
why come tcu mascot finna be a pokemon tho
>>150541872That is a high IQ fetish tbqh it makes sense
>the absolute state of OPcringe
>>150541985my dick long i bench more than you
also fuck ecu
You ok Gundy?
>>150542135he's showing his gray hairs to prove he's still a man
>Gee how could Arch play so bad this weekend>Also, his HS competition kek
>>150542135>>150542153He’s proving that he is not a queer like Ryan Day with his pierced nipple
>New Mexico was ranked the 134th defense in the preseason SP+
>tfw my dad has pieced nipples>tfw you guys would be calling my dad gay if he was the coach of Ohio State
>>150541171based fuwamocobau bau
Defense is gay as fuck, people want to see scoring and teams moving the ball. A 34–31 shootout will draw more eyeballs than a 13–10 grinder.
>>150542198allowing your pierced nipple to be shown on national TV is a fucking alpha move. it shows he genuinely does not give a fuck anymore
>>150542243Your dad is a faggot
>>150542243The pierced nipples aren't what makes Ryan Day gay. Him being the coach of Ohio State is what makes him gay.
>>150542257brainlet
>>150542308Turn your monitor on.
>>150542257You'd know all about grindr wouldn't you
>>150542243does your dad have a big peepee?
Hurry up volleyball and be over with or play naked
>>150540338Verbatim greentext with a projective avatar is the worst form of posting and anyone who does this needs to be euthanized on the spot.
>>150541589Go to HELL, my shit's SICK
I hate Texas because they killed two conferences and numerous rivalries for the sake of money
I have a few small bumps next to my nipppies and if they were more pronounced it'd look like I had piercings even though I don't so I'm choosing to believe that's what Ryan Day has going on
Isn't the TCU QB a confirmed furry?
>>150542404no they literally havent
>>150542419>Killed the SWC for big xii money>Killed the XII for SEC moneyYep, Texas is the most Jewish university in America
What is gameday doing at this game?
>>150542404I love Texas because we have a 60 billion dollar endowment, make over 10 million dollars per day from oil well royalties and still find the time to loot these poorfag cuck conferences for all they are worth and squeeze every ounce of blood from our peasantry.
>>150542328You interested or something?
>>150542446So, you don't actually like them for their sports or their academics? Only in a twisted, Israeli sense of schadenfreude?
>>150542434Sucking Bill off.
>>150542461It’s my fatherland I am loyal for many reasons. Making poorfags seethe is one of the perks
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT PAT MACAFEE SAID? WOW THIS GUY! JEEEEZZE LOUISE THIS IS ONE WACKY FELLA. LORD HAVE MERCY. THE ENERGY. THE WACKINESS. LOL. I CANT TAKE IT!!!
>>150542537I would love to watch Pat McAffee get tossed into the ocean
>>150542483At least faggies are just indoctrinated cultists clinging to a bygone era of secession and chattel slavery waiting for duh souf tuh rize agin. T-shirt fans deserve the rope
Will Bilechick's debut be cringe or kino? I feel like he's going to get blown out by TCU and the camera will pan to his gold digging whore multiple times to engagement farm the internet.
>>150542537
>>150542566It will be cringekino. I already know that his defense is going to be coached up really well but no idea how he'll handle the offense.
>>150542566>>150542578Is it true gus johnson is announcing the game?
>>150542566win, lose or draw bill is forever goated
>>150542566UNC football has kind of always been cringe save a few years of Mack Brown 1.0. So I'm going to go with cringe, because if he doesn't win he doesn't have the shuck and jive that Deion had to at least make it funny.
>>150542599No, it's on ESPN
>>150542599No, it's Fowler and Herbie.
>>150541171No. In terms of most single-season losses, the worst Ohio State team fielded was the 2011 team which went bowling and ended 6-7, the 7 losses tied them with a team in the 1890s that went something like 1-7. They're as recession-proof as a team gets these days, largely because they've had an inexplicable run of HoFers come coach for them. It's why people who want Day fired are retarded, because that's a super easy way to break that streak and end up Nebraskaing yourself.
>>150542599Verne Lundquist and Corso
>>150542592and there it ishttps://vocaroo.com/1kntF5nfEPwR
Im thinking about black cock again.
Lombardi sighted
>>150542657Horns Up brother!
>played coach prime circus>Playing memeechek circusWhat circus will tcu play next year?
>>150541171No, Ohio is a talent rich state and they've always played a bunch of white corn fed dudes and just really had to beat Michigan since pretty much forever.
>>150542657Hell yeah go Bruins!
Hilarious they act like Belicheat is an all time greay coach when he was just along for the ride with Brady
>>150542599Gus Johnson is cringe
>>150542691>muh talent rich state You faggots only had 4 players from Ohio starting on last years team. Ohio fucking sucks at football
Imagine being some player who’s going from high school were the coach was the math teacher or some shit to Carolina where the coach is an 8x superb owl champion
>>150542716Relative to the shitters they've have to play in the Big10, it's a very talent rich state.
The one positive of all the ad breaks in solo window games like this is that I get a lot of chores done :)
>>150542726BEST>coach is a former student who played in college>coach is the principal's friend>coach is a player's dad>coach is the PE teacher>coach is the AP Stats teacher>coach is some random pedo from the communityWORST
Since about 7pm Friday, I have done nothing but sit in my recliner and watch football. I did go out and do some grocery shopping for the week this afternoon, but other than that, just straight lazy bones this weekend. Feels good.
>>150542772AP stats teacher would be based because the stats autism would propel the team to greatness
>>150542790Comfy
>>150542772player's dad coach is second worst
>>150540441you know what's crazy about this image? it's from a decade ago and gas and milk are still the same price despite my house tax doubling and ground beef tripling in price
Who gives a shit about the price of ground beef
>>150542855Me. That shit is way too expensive. I have switched to nasty ass ground turkey
Gun to my head, I couldn't tell you how much milk or ground beef costs. I just go buy the shit and move on. It is what it is.
This thread is moving so fast that will no one will see this, but I'm gay.
>>150542877Good goy.
>>150542865take the fish pill for your protein >>150542877This is how I shop, I just grab that shit and move on
>>150542843>>150542865It's gets better boys. I remember when I was poor.
>>150542877It always used to be negligible for me until the joe Biden inflation
>>150542877I just get clued into prices as I go along and as I visit different stores I pick up which stores have the best prices for what
so Belichick got exposed trying to coach an NFL team without the help of Tom Brady and he's going to prove his worth in college football? Well seeing as we've watched college coaches fail miserably in the NFL, he'll probably do okay but it won't make his legacy any better
>>150542884I mean what is little ole me going to do about the price of fucking milk or beef? If it starts hurting my pocket, I'll make a switch. It's just me and my wife right now, it's not like I'm buying for a damn huge ass family or anything.
>>150542843if people can't afford gas or milk, civilization would devolve into a mad max dystopia
Michael jordan? The NASCAR team owner?
>miamifags acting like they won the nattykek
I'm watching this game on stream so if you guys could wait a minute or two to comment on individual plays that would be great thanks
>>150542933If you don’t at least somewhat live within a budget you’re gonna have a bad time
>>150541856Says the guy that watches anime and cuck porn.
About $4.25 for a double cheeseburger over here. Ground beef is pricey, but chicken and frozen vegetables are not too bad. Rice and pasta is fine. Its mostly everything but the staple foods and some fresh/frozen fruit has gone way up in price. Even the two liters of soda went up about 25%. Walmart brand chocolate doubled in price. Aldi's is still reasonable though. Chips are like $5 minimum for a bag.
Saban picked the right time to leave before he got ULTRA exposed right?
>UNC DEBUT
>>150542972I saw name brand chips for almost 7 bucks the other night, that’s ridiculous
>>150542972i stopped buying chips because they're not good for me but also they are fucking expensive
>>150542267He used to not give a fuck. Then he apologized for wearing a OAN tshirt.
I feel bad for my dog having that incredible sense of smell to sniff the pot roast on the stove and not being able to eat any of it.
Alabama Jones
>>150543006Those were some weird ass times when that happened. I'm willing to give him a pass on that one.
>>150543007Give him some you cocksucker
>>150543001popcorn. assuming you have some basic cookware, about $20 worth of popcorn, oil, and seasoning will set you up for a long ass time
>>150543035Onions and garlic was used in the making of this dish. That's bad for him.
>>150543006>>150543030It was a fucking Canadian who pushed the fucking issue too.This shit ruined WVU football too when they fired Vic Koening for having a negative opinion over rioters and wanting his players to go to church with him. Then Brown spent the next 4 years being a fucking pussy walking on eggshells because he's afraid to actually coach his players now.
>>150542933and here I am with my last of 6 children about to head off to college
>>150543001Everything that used to be cheap because it was literally throwaway garbage comfort food has quadrupled in price over the past few years. It doesn’t make any sense.
Is Pat the new Corso?
>>150542894Brooooo, are you really about to want to fuck with me on this?You are wrong. Period, you're wrong nigga. The TLX is, in fact, the only "Pure Acura" in that every Acura model is based on a Honda platform, but the TLX is the only one that started on its own and is it's own car, the true "Pure Acura" that has ever existed you fucking nigger
Everyone just swallowing belichek cock
>>150543064this feels like /o/ copypasta
>>150543049Just scrape the sauce off and give him some beef.
>>150542877Same here, I can't imagine being worried about grocery prices
Stand up and take your hats off you fucking commies.
for me, it's chapel bill
>I’M FRIENDS WITH THE HEAD COACH
>>150543077I'm gonna give him a nice fatty piece since you insist so much
Happy patriotic qt cheerleader <3Look how excited she was :)
>fascist anthem
My Tar Heels
>>150543035My family’s first dog got fucked up by eating too much people food. It didn’t kill him but he was on meds and needed a lot of doctor care for a while towards the end of his life. And he only lived til 13 when 16 is more common for his breed.
>>150543030Also he didn’t apologize exactly. He just addressed it.
>>150543082That’s because you’re a low IQ brown person. Fiscal literacy is a white man’s game.
>>150543121>brown personfucking coward
>>150543109
that top is waaaaaaay too tight for ol' bill
>>150543104Ty anon>>150543115Well yeah obviously don’t overdo it
>>150543115Bro dogs will eat trash and survive 10 years on the streets
I still feel so fucking retarded for not making a full Corso parlay
goddamn bill got some titties
>>150543121fucking poorfag
Bill doesn’t know how college ball works.
this game isn't even good>muh Bill
Start the friggin game already
Lmaooo Bill got some tig ol bitties like literal c-cups. You think his dumb whore sucks on those milkers?
>>150543061companies probably think like some in this thread are, that people will just mindlessly throw it in their shopping cart regardless of price.in reality once you're past a certain price point as the garbage brand, you're within spitting distance of the good stuff and people will just make the switch over. that's what's fucking up McDonald's and Subway right now: their prices are right there with places with Shake Shack and Jersey Mike's so why not pay the extra dollar for something that actually tastes good.
Bill is the most autistic motherfucker alive
>>150543146Quite the contrary brownie.
>>150543157his nipple piercing is just one of the cheerleader batons
>>150543158What is mcdonalds competing against that isn't slop?
>>150543158I read an article about how McD is lowering their prices and yea it's exactly as you describe, if I am going to spend $15-$20 on fast food goyslop I would rather just get Shake Shack than McD
Redpill me on UNC's new coach. He any good?
I just got so sad thinking about how awful I would feel if my gf passed away. I would literally want to kill myself and Im the least suicidal dude you will ever meet
>>150543180Brady baby.
>>150543168jej
Belichick looks so unimpressed
>>150543180No.
>>150543180No, he needed Hall of Famers like Lawrence Taylor and Tom Brady just to win.
That nigga Beli aura farming on that walk out
>>150543180Good for a laugh
>>150543180Bradybabby
>>150543180he tried to recruit brady for UNC but failed
>>150543191kwab
>>150543204Patriots win their first 3 super bowls with any decent QB in the NFL
You know I like my chicken fried
Not gonna lie I find UNC appealing. I love the powder blue and the aesthetic of the whole area. I would have them on my list if I was an athlete
>>150543209so is your face
I'm gonna lease an ev
>>150543180unc is UNC's new unc
>>150543231you would
>all those empty seats
>>150543225Me too sar they do so many needfuls and have no loo requirement
>>150543210Brady was a Belichikbabby for the first half of his career
>>150543180>brady without belichick. >three playoff appearances and a super bowl. >belichick without brady. >...
I accidentally found my way to the skycam feed and there is ZERO crowd noise
>>150543219>acting like the patriots weren't in a super bowl just a few years prior to his arrivalthanks bill parsells
>>150543191How are you going to feel when she leaves you for someone better? Get a grip.
>>150543231most gay faggots would
>>150543228Kek, classic Belichick
I can see why Jordon Hudson fell in love with him. intellectually, emotionally, and personally. He’s a man who doesn’t waste words, but when he speaks, it carries weight. His loyalty to his players, his longevity in the game, and his refusal to conform to trends mark him as a figure of strength and conviction. Such a private man who is curious loyal and intelligent. So lucky to have such a deep connection between two souls don’t you agree spuh?
>>150543172all fast food is "slop" to some extent, but McDs used to scrap with places like Burger King as the stuff you buy with literally couch cushion change. they've priced themselves out of their own market and into competing with places like SS, Red Robin 5 Guys (also having issues). Their last investor call was something like a 15% decline in sales YoY. It's dire. That's why they're doing that McDonaldland shake and shit, trying to recapture the Grimace Shake meme magic to move units
>>150543225It’s a nice area fr fr t. Live and work on UNC campus
Billy B fits right in with all those big boys in baby blues
>Being a frugal poorfag
>>150543231only way it makes sense. in 5 years you'll be due for a $20k battery otherwise
>>150543228ahh goo mahh dookek
Literally every race plays football except for East Asians and Indians
>>150543231why?
>>150543243>sneers in Nietzsche
Why did they mention mayfield and the browns
>no Bill cam
uhh belichick haters how do we cope?
>>150543191My fiance died (heart exploded in her sleep, congenital heart defect that wasn't diagnosed) and all I could think about was "am I gonna get that deposit back?" because I rented out a beach house in Italy. I made the mistake of saying I would just go by myself in front of her mom who proceeded to chew my ass and blame me for everything wrong in the world. Her dad laughed. In hindsight, our relationship was one of those where we would shit on each other pretty harshly and in public. I remember prior to proposing to her we got into a fight because she thought I was gonna propose in a shitty hotel in Ft Lauderdale and we started fighting at this beachside bar about how it would be a cold day in hell before I proposed to her at a dump like this or even at all because she's a fucking bitch. Waitress said we were the cutest couple she had seen in a bit. Nowadays I just fuck undergrads. Thanks for reading my blog.
I see Sonny Dykes still doesn't really give a fuck about defense.
Belichick wonBrady lost
The absolute state of TCU
>left handed qb>black qb
>>150539981This QB for North Carolina 'Don Grady' sure seems a little too good for college ball
>>150543285Yt bois only play O-line tho not a real position
>>150543297>no Jordon cam
>carried to a natty* by Gio LopezGrim end to a career for Billy
just give them the championship!
>>150543306This.So.Much.
>>150543310Michael Vick.
Nice couple of throws by Belichick there. Guys a stud.
You didnt doubt did you?
>Freddie KitchensI miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
oh no Bradyfags we got too cocky...
Bill’s as emotionless as ever I see.
bro wtf is wrong with TCU's D-line
Wtf tcu
This Hood nigger alright..
BELI BACK
do these guys play miami
Bill is looking mildly agitated, per usual.
>>150543302Did you fuck her one last time?
how long has bill been fucking that 20 yr old succubus?
Wait...(((Robert Kraft))) and Randy Moss went to UNC?
>>150543304kek
This is what everyone thought Coach Primate was gonna do
Couldn't have asked for a more perfect opening drive if your are Bill.
uhhhh bill bros what's jordan doing with randy??
>>15054335710 years
lmao randy moss is babysitting bills woman
Never shoulda fired Patterson, and I hope they suffer eternally for it
What the fuck was that defense?
My Tar Heels!
This dude is going to win 80% of games just because he can out scheme the retard-tier coaches in college
As an SMU fan I'm so glad they fired Patterson
why dont they show belichick girlfriend?
I'm down for some barn burner kino desu
>>150543360Randy Moss went to Marshall.
>>150543360No, they're just showing support for Bill
>>150543374Joker defense
>>150543357since Christmas new years was the first social media sighting
>tipped extra pointbill is going to have a melty
>>150543379reddit is gonna have a field day
Dykesisters...
Does tcu have a team? I haven’t heard the announcers say they’ve even arrived yet?
>>150543379You just know
>>150543360Moss went to Marshall, he's probably there for Bill since he was on the Pats.
>>150543379Bill bros what the FUCK is this?
>>150543354One of my life's greatest regrets is not telling the medics to step out so I can fuck her one more time.
>>150543362To be fair, Deion and Colorado looked good against TCU too if you remember lol. Then proceeded to blow leads and get boatraced on their way to 4-8.
>>150543372>womanThat's a tranny
>>150543275That's what I figured. It'll be my first lease, I've always just bought but the depreciation is insane on these.>>150543286Moving to a semi-remote area where the nearest gas station is about eight miles away. An ev seems more convenient.
>>150543385>>150543387I know, sillies. This is just another ZOMG it's taytay! Nonsense bullshit cocksucker shit from (((espn)))
>>150543399He's babysitting while Bill coaches the game
>>150543380wait til he gets actually good players
>>150543372>>150543379that's not Jordon
can you order delivery on labor day
Deion punching air. All the black people got on the plane and went to Chapel Hill and won't be coming back to Boulder any time soon.
>>150543387>>150543398wow, Belichick had Tom Brady AND Randy Moss on the same team? how many rings did they win?
>>150543401I understand anon
>>150543379Is that Bill's gf next to randy moss or some random nigger?
>>150543411that's why he said randy moss
>>150543422That team won me my first Fantasy Championship, so fuck you.
why do they keep panning to random woman and blacks in the stands after every play nowadays? when did this practice become normal in football broadcasts?
>>150543412Why wouldn't you be able to? Always someone willing to do delivery especially on a "holiday" under the assumption they'll get a couple good tips.
>>150543411cope
>aaron boonekwab
This is setting up for UNC to SEC or BIG so obviously
>Deion's debut at Colorado was a bunch of hood rats and rappers>Bill's debut at UNC is a bunch of old athletes and white people kek
>>150543422
Gives me hope that when I'm almost 80 I can be fucking a 24yo cheerleader and all have to do is win eight super bowl rings.
>>150543435randy moss and Michael Jordan are not "random blacks"
literally who?
>Jordan, Roy Williams, and Lawrence Taylorkino trio
>>150543411she's under the railing
Should I keep driving my econocuckbox or debtmaxx and go get a loaded f150 I'd have to finance $30+k
>>150543438>tips>you have to pay me extra to do a good job at my job i already get paid for!kys
>>150543312Well, as well as QB and tight end. And defensive end is mixed
>>150543455That’s dean smiths old assistant coach
>>150543455a million dollars or the chance to wait on this table?
>>150543435Gives something the females to talk about. The gay gay model.
>>150543451they are, actually. we only know them because they ran fast and did some sports things. They'll be forgotten in 200 years.
The idea of watching another man penetrate my gf gets me so hard that I leak precum. Is this bad?
I’m afraid we’ve awoken the sleeping giant in North Carolina. Lots of money great recruiting ground. The next Alabama?
>>150543464nah. dunno about Roy and Taylor, but I've heard Jordan is a mixed bag in terms of being a prick to wait staff
>>150543478
He backfisted the RB kek
>>150543461black qbs outnumber and outplay yt boi qbs in 2025
>>150543478Same O-H
>>150543478Yes, you are addicted to porn
>>150543464I would choose 10 dollars per day for life
North Carolina is 100% getting ranked after this game, regardless of whether they deserve it or not.
You just sound like a typical democrat.
I'll never know how a ref sees exactly where a punt goes out of bounds with good accuracy. Are they just kind of guessing?
>>150543379YOu’ll finna know it!!
The Tar Heels are going absolutely ass rape TCU
>>150543254how? I remember those onhockey alternate feeds for hockey but haven't seen them for cfb
>>150543492doubtful
>>150543492cuz they started making the QB's run more, and found this beneficial
>>150543498smart, passive income
PLEASE post some hypnotoads, /cfb/edditors! Our horned frogs need your help!
Raleigh is nice but too woke
>>150543515wrong, inflation would fuck you hard
>>150543521Charlotte is better than Raleigh
>>150543521>raleigh >woke
Anyone have the wide shot of everyone celebrating while Bill is standing with his arms crossed?
I just got here what did I miss...
>>150543521>>150543528They're both shit for nu-males
Did LT go to UNC?
>>150543522A million dollars would lose way more value than 10 dollars per day in an inflation scenario dumbass
>>150543533hello Cat! are rooting for my nigga Bill?
>>150543515>3672.50 a year or 1 million upfrontbased retard
>>150543533best post ITT
What part of NC are you guys from? Me? /919/
Jake fromm state farm rocking a mean cameltoe in that ad
>>150543535unc went down the field in 5 plays including a 50 yard pass
>>150543492Has any top QB actually played well so far?
:3
>>150543492Who was the last black qb to win a natty?
Bill is too old to be coaching football so why did he do it
I almost moved to Charlotte, Davidson, more specifically, 6 years ago. Did I miss out on anything?
>>150543477Micheal Jordan will be still remember after 200 years. No one cares for Randy Moss though.>>150543521Raleigh is too retarded to woke.
>false startSomeone's getting beheaded by Bill tomorrow.
>TCPoo Corndogs
why is the ref a chink?
>>150543562I know one who did not
>>150543533Great cat with dubs to match
>>150543565Ohio State QB can't remember his name
whoa i was expecting that asian referee to say farsu sutatulu, but he managed to say l and r properly
>>150543542yes but he's functionally illiterate
>>150543559so did bama and then proceeded to get beat badly
>>150543565Will Howard
>>150543566Hes also too old to be fucking 19 year olds
You’re cheering for my man, right anon?
>>150543533That cat symbolizes your loneliness
>>150543477>Michael Jordan>Ever being forgottenPeople will still be killing each other over Jordans 1000 years from now, lmao.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tar Heel bros…is it over?
>>150543533Always look at da kitty :)
>>150543577He used to be a Pac12 guy IIRC
>3 and outBelichuds, it's over...
my reffies :)
belichud bros...
>>150543597>PeopleDoubt it. They will starve themselves out before then.
>>150543567Yeah, Davidson is very nice. One of the few places where the city and college actually get along.
I might move to Charlotte
>>150543603It’s fucking over
>>150543478No, cuckholdry is a very high IQ fetish
>>150543602Enjoy a visit from the FBI :)
Escape a sack? I don’t think so
>3rd and 23>draw up the middleKEK
wtf have on the series the offense keep going backwards
>>150543544kek
>>150543627why
>>150543627are you black
>>150543591why? who is exploiting who in that relationship?
>>150543627Be intelligent with your move. It’s very full and moving to a certain area might make you a little racist. We are headed to Atlanta levels of behavior if you’re okay with that
>>150543648Or a WokeCar employee
This is the worst college football game I have ever seen. Is this D2?
Alright the scripted plays are over. Time for the frogs to roll
....
unc avoids miami, only has to play >clempus
Looks like we're in for a bone-chilling, spine-tingling, slowburn, jumpscare-less lynchian defensekino. Just like the good ol days.
>>150543634they are up so no reason to have a >black qbs moment
>>150543602knock and talk will be real fun
>>150543663She's about to get MOSSED at halftime.
>>150543648>>150543651Ah, so it is a good thing I didn't move there.
>>150543651I mean, I need to get a job offer, but I make enough money I can live in the nice part of town. I visited and saw barely any negros if you know what I mean.
>>150543667Tcu scores at least 35
>>150543651The most racist people I have met in my life are Yankees or Midwestern people who moved to the South (where I live). They never really had to deal with the tomfoolery.
FSU got gifted a free pity win by the referees. Bama needs to fix alot of shit but that garbage saturday was so obvious
>man jack iv
>>150543650whom*
>>150543697lol
150543697Surprised a bama fan could spell this well
>>150543689>They never really had to deal with the tomfoolery.Wrong. We are not fucking Europeans, bro. We deal with that shit on daily basis too.
>>150543285>>150543505ESPN u
>>150543689I used to live in NYC and got a crash course on it. Now I'm like PhD level kek.
Based reffies
>>150543632>>150543678
I would move to Raleigh or Greenville if I could do it again. Maybe the coast Charlotte is kinda lame
>>150543661This looks like every other game I watched this weekend.
BASED BASED BASED
nu?
Kill all refs
>>150543687Get rich move to lake Norman start a family
>>150543705thanks, typing on my phone
>>150543728>GreenvilleGreenville, NC? Place is a shithole.
is Kendall Briles related to Art
Guess we’re not using the game thread then
>>150543728I can tell you are bald, have a scraggly beard, and a strange love of hot sauce
who is calling the game the are very good
>>150543731how can he see the plays through his tiny slanted eyes?
>>150539981>>150539981>>150539981NEW
>>150543756John madden
>>150543760retard
>>150543667I want to go back to the Frank Beamerball days. Based no points in regulation OT games finishing 3-0.
>>150543689Moving from Oklahoma to Charlotte was the best thing for my wife (made her racist)
new >>>
>PooNC
Belichick is washed
>>150543757he got the lasik with the extra zoom option
>>150543766>>150543766>>150543766>>150543766
>>150543760Brilliant.
It’s never been more over
>>150543743SC
>>150543756you serious
>>150543782That place is also a shithole.
RIP UNC National Champions 8:30 - 8:38 PM
>>150543817just like your mouth
>>150540110>>150540110>>150540110>>150540110>>150540110
>>150543521>Raleigh is nice but too indianfixed
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