But really TCU is bretty gud
>>150546020Max johnson lol like big penis
>almost 10 ppm all because of billjust confirms that college ball is amateur egg and irrelevant compared to NFLGODS
>>150546020when is someone gonna tell bill he is dating a troon
>>150546020bros i went to monmouth university do their football games ever get on TV? im seeing some really small colleges like “GRAMBLING STATE” (????) going up against juggernauts like Ohio.surely my college can sneak a game in there too right
Rob mcelhenney is looking fucking rough. Hate that damn commercial.
brb throwing my life savings on NC +27.5
Tom brady used to perform black magic satanic rituals to ply as well as he did. They are both frauds
This will be known as the "Max Johnson game" after this quarter
i hate this jeet like you wouldnt believe
>>150546048i found out recently it wasnt called gambling statei was really disappointed to find out
>>1505460501: he's old2: he's roided3: his name is actually Rob Mac legally, and his wife and kids hate him for it
>>150546051Smart move. Tcu is just going to run and get stuffed. Poonc still has at least 3 more drives
Press F to pay respects
that was some gay ass shit Kirk said coming back from commercial
We've only just started the fourth quarter holy shit.
>>150546057Isn't he some jew mix thing?
Ian Rappaport:>Lopez is now rules out - initial concerns for a severe hip injury, as he “collapsed” after coming to the locker room.they just reported this in the broadcast too
>>150546020It’s probably a Jim Cornette like setup iykyk. The players that agree to fuck his girl in front of him get playing time
>>150546057well if you want some schadenfraude, he signed a deal with marvel for Eternals thinking they were going to make 7 movies and 3 video games and 1 tv series and he's been seeing a psychologist ever since that movie tanked
Should I still watch this game?
>>150546061Oh shit I forgot about that, what a fucking retard
this dood really had a 6'5" white qb and started some manlet nigga named gio lopez? This the goat coach?
>>150546077Lady on ESPN said they heard him collapse and start screaming
>>150546084what else are you gonna do
>>150546084Yes, plenty of reasons to be entertained either way.
i think it's possible he might quit after this game. just be like eh nvm
So realistically how many wins can they scrounge up?
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>150546093Nothing. I have to be at work tomorrow.
>>150546070Full Muslim Paki. Understandable you think he has kike in him though as they are all in within a stone's throw of each other.
>>150546050He doesn’t look rough at all have you seen Dennis lately? Rob looks relatively great
>>150546103Bet three units on Auburn because of you this weekend. Appreciate you, anon
>>150546102They’ll win the next 2. That’s it.
>>150546102They can win these all except clempsus
>>150546103For me, it's UofM the best team and America's team!
>>150546077hes out for the season if thats true. hip injuries are the absolute worst. i fucked my hip up doing new construction (painting) and falling off a scaffold. legit could not even bend down to shit for 2 months.
>>1505461023, wake is fucking dogshit
>>1505461024-8
>>1505461026 if they’re lucky. Most likely 4
>>150546057>get roided up and bogged bc marvel tells you you're gonna be in like 10 movies>there's only 1>stuck looking like that for the rest of his lifehe's a complete kwab
>>150546057His facial changes need to be studied. That is not just basic roiding that’s like super high HGH dosage or some shit. His nose like doubled in size since Silicon Valley
Please someone tell me they capped belicheck picking his nose lol
>>150546102that schedule is so weak.>charlotte >richmond >cal>virginia >stanford >wakethey should honestly still get a bowl game
>>150546114basedo
>>150546117my buddy blew his hip out and had to poo “standing up” (his exact words) for a full month
>>150546109I think relatively is the keyword, just because he benefits from the cheerleader effect doesn't mean you can't notice that bad work he's had done.
is that just not roughing the kicker?
You are Bill Bellichik can you match THE GOAT and make the best college football comeback of all time? You have 13:20 in which to accomplish this feat that began the Bellichickissance on Labor Day, September 1st 2025.
>Bill when he sees his son after the game
>>150546128he got plastic surgery in addition to all the roids
>>150546114>>150546134Isn't this fraudulent organization known for cheating recently?
>>150546143makes the most sense
>>150546136>had to poo “standing up”There is no good way to do that
>>150546020>chase Brady out of New England to prove your "system" is what made the dynasty>Brady instantly turns a bottom feeder into a contender and wins the Owl>Beli has multiple losing seasons and gets shitcanned when he's close to all time wins record>goes to CFB and looks like a clown due to his gold digger gf>get BTFO in 1st gamehas anybody in sports ruined their legacy harder than Beli?
lol how was that not a roughing the kicker call?
>>150546145cope and seethe Panama anon
>>150546150I assume that's exactly why it is so miserable
>>150546133I’m sick of this “go .500 and get a bowl game” shit. You should at least have 8 wins to get a bowl game. There does not need to be 50 fucking bowl games full of shitter teams.
>>150546145>Isn't this fraudulent organization known for cheating recently?Lot of slander, if I can give you the most accurate legal description of what happened is, THEY HATE US CAUSE THEY AIN'T US!
>>150546153OJ Simpson
>>150546150Better just to waffle stomp the shower for a month
Unc gets a touchdown here i stay up. They wont kikck a fg
>>150546166go to bed unc
reminder that most, if not all, of these players will being going home tonight and getting drunk and laid and not caring about the game while the fanbase will go home and contemplate suicide based on what they saw tonight. kinda funny, huh?
wow offense sure looks a lot better with the 6'5 white boy, huh Bill
>>150546153the bucs werent a bottom feeder
>>150546162>not hershel walker
>>150546174If you're retarded enough to let a children's game you have no active control over decide how you feel you should consider suicide.
>>150546153Probably Sandusky but it's close
kuckstreit really can't say anything positive about the White QB, can he? It's all, "WHATACATCH BY THE WR!!!!!!!"
>>150546150i would probably just let it out in the shower at that point.
>>150546180Me after two mikes hard lemonade trying to call in the right play to coach
>>150546180
insane
>>150546178>people are still making WHYIt's not extinct?
sneed.
Alright its over
>>150546179they hadn't made the playoffs in a decade, why do Brady haters always try to rewrite history? Narrative at the time was that Brady was washed and nobody wanted him and that Beli signed Cam Newton and would dominate when he plugged a new QB in the system
More black excellence on display.
Max Johnson can't win with these cats
>>150546199
>>150546153Phil Jackson was the same>Goes to be a GM for the Knicks>Draft a literal who French blackie with the third overall pick>Hires Derek Fisher as a coach>Win less than 30 games in your 2-3 seasons in New York
>>150546020Jordan hudosn looks 42 though..I mean wtf that's a rough 24.
KWAB
>>150546180This nigga really sitting in the stands with some Sony MDR’s? Audiophiles are freaking embarrassing
>>150546153honestly he rode saban and parcells to his head coaching opportunities in the first place. belichick might be the luckiest fraud that walked on a football sideline. if he never got tom he would almost certainly be a footnote in football history
>white QB doing everything to come back >nigger fumblesTHE WHITE MANS BURDEN
>>150546133UCF is fighting for 16th in the Big 12. With a white qb they should go bowling.
>>150546195whats he listening to?
>>150546150i bet theres a deeply freeing feeling that comes with pooing standing up
>>150546204People will always be butthurt that and autistic man won 7 rings
I blame Belinchecks dumb broad for this loss
Imagine playing so bad you have to stand up to shit for a month after
>Brad Johnson>Trent Green>Josh McCown>Chad Pennington>Jeff George>Kurt WarnerAll of their sons have shown up in college football. I'm old. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Goodnight Hulkamaniacs
>>150546215bad GM stint doesn't compare to Beli, whose entire coaching career is now being questioned considering he's sub .500 without Brady as his QB. Went from undisputed GOAT coach to being seen as a fraud by most
lots of black QB humiliation rituals these last few years bc defenses have finally caught up to the bullshit
My blue devils are going to booty blast this shit team.
>>150546240Goodnight Brother
>>150546211You'll be back in Africa soon. That shit was a huge mistake on us.
>gf just signed up for a study abroad to the Congo>weekends are now totally free to chill and watch cfb
>le do your job no days off man gets brutalised on Labor Dayreally makes you think
>>150546242Phil Jackson is considered as a jordan and kobe babyI feel theres too many parallels people dont notice
>TCU puts out a literal midget as a joke>He tears up NC's defense
>>150546240Good night brother-HH
>>150546252cool, shlomo, glad to hear your girlfriend is following in the steps of abella danger, jennifer white and joanna angel. Go sports team, btw
Think of how many super bowls sonny dykes would’ve won!
Unc defense making every runner look like fucking marshawn
Ok game over. Time for Belichick to say onto whoever the next opponent is.
TCU aiming for 60+
Shoulda hired Patricia when Belichick had the chance.
>>150546276tummy
>>150546276belly
>>150546276This is what I mean. This faggot is crying and wallowing over some fucking n****rs losing at recess.
>>150546272>only up by 40 - belichick.jpg
At least someone won tonight
>>150546276i’ve cummed on a sorority girls tanned tummy and it looked just like that.
>>150546223based boomer is probably listening to the radio broadcast
>>150546275he's just as much of a clown OSU might make him work but it will only because he can be tardwrangled in the booth
>team dominates the opening possessions >gets killed the rest of the gamemany such cases this week
"here is how UNC can still win 6 games and go to the Taco Bell Star Wars bowl"
>>150546279yes he should be hatefucking that slut next to him, instead shes texting chad
>UNC will btfo them next year.... just wait and see Bill won't forget thiskek ESPN is shameless
This is honestly embarrassing for Bellichick. He should have just retired when Tom left the Patriots. He's destroying his legacy.
>>150546284damn why cant a hot girl look at me like that
is bill getting fired tonight
>Tom Brady continuing to be vindicated and unopposedApology form status?
>>150546276>wearing holohoax pyjamasDo Tar heels really?
>>150546303Not unless UNC boosters can come up with a $50 million buyout
Boy boy I say boy, this unc team Is a absolutely shit sir yes absolutely shit. Everybody and their momma knows that South Carolina is far far superior sir yes indeed
>>150546302no bbc
>>150546302That's a man
>>150546276smoochable tummy
>tom brady ruins his marriage by insisting on continuing well after his prime>belichick completely ruins his legacy when he could have just retired after brady left NE
>>150546276VERY nice tummy
>yeah>yeah>yeah>good for you>yeah>yeah>good for youwhat the fuck is herbstreit's problem?
>>150546276tummah
More fucking Arch Manning cope, he's just not that good Kirk, accept it.
>30 yard punt
weekly kirk herbstreit coping session
Wow what more can you say about bill belichick and unc blah blah blah Yeah tcu
I LOVE YOU SONNY
>>150546349He sounds like he's on the verge of tears
colleges buying players and destroying conferences has truly made college ball soulless
remember when TCU was in the natty
he really is unc...
32 yard puntbros wtf man should i go back for my masters degree and join a football team? for reference im 5’11, 178 pounds, 4.5 inch penis and can DEFINITELY kick it further than 32 yards.
>>150546359Duggan would be in the league if he wasn't a ginger
>>150546332lack of sexy black boiz to beat his shit off to
>>150546359easiest buck i made
reminder that Coach prime beat the dog piss out of TCU in his Colorado debut
his sister is my waifu, hands off
>>150546359This dude was a beast
>>150546359i didn't watch it because i knew exactly what was gonna happen
Best week 2 games?
>>150546020What is he thinking about right now
>>150546305im not sure it was ever really up for debate outside of the group of people that just hate tom brady. neutral people never thought it was actually belichick, he's a fucking defensive coach for fucks sake. look at what happened to all the coordinators that tried to HC away from tom>weis >mcdaniels >mangini >schwartz >fat patricia >obrien >daboll his coaching tree is a wake of total fucking failure and this was known before tom ever left NE. it was always tom. to say otherwise is fucking stupid.
>>150546384Michigan v Oklahoma is going to be a barn burner
>>150546376she looks like she works at H&M
North Carolina might lose to Charlotte?
>>150546384It’s a very bleak slate. Iowa/Iowa State and Mich/OK are really the only two. Week 2 is the new Week 1
tcu is scoring here
>>150546384Iowa/ Iowa StMichigan/ Oklahoma
This tackling is grim
>>150546396Their next two games are against Charlotte and Richmond. They will definitely lose one of those games, if not both.
>>150546327he was a top 5 qb in the league the year before he retired. i agree he should've stopped playing instead of wrecking his marriage but he was still balling at 45 years old
>>150546387for me it's looking at how unbelievably bad the Pats were at draftingthe moment Tom left NE that became like an open festering wound
>>150546359Harbaugh teams bowl jitters need to be studied. I feel like he drugged his whole team before bowl games every year
>>150546384Baylor at SMU
Good doggo
how much time/money do you have to spend in order for your dog to be as well behaved as that?
Keep the cam on the dog for the rest of this shitshow
is that a heckin pupperino?!
>unc blown out so hard they have a dog commentating the game nowJUSTUST
That dog had such an amazing analysis there. We need more dog commentaries.
Would you guys fuck Dan dangler?
Game is so done they're showing the heckin' pupper now
>>150546384Iowa / Iowa StBaylor / SMU
That dog was kino
Should have given him a water bowl to give the SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>150546428The most entertainment this shitshow has provided
>>150546384Kansas Mizzou
im having sternum pain.
ESPN gives so little of a shit about this game we had time for a cutaway to Kirks dog having a good time. What a night.
>>150546359How'd that go for them again?
>>150546409he clearly wasn't gonna win another owl so i understand why his wife was pissed he was basically feeding a football addiction when he decided to come back in 2022
>>150546428Bro looks ready to replace Bill by week 3
>>150546396yes :D
>>150546428Highlight of the show
>>150546426Goldens are a very trainable breed but it still requires a big time investment
Get that stupid ass dog out of the way
THERE IS NO RULE THAT SAYS THE DOG CAN'T COMMENTATE
See you guys on Saturday. Have a great week everyone.
three day weekend…over…work tomorrow….guys I’m ngmi…
>>150546461More of a cat person, anon?
>>150546428
good job coming back to coaching belichick. fucking retard.
>>150546451Tom may be better at football but Bill is better at life. Imagine getting upset about some 45 year old flat chested bitch with man face when you're a millionaire who can bang prime 22 year old pussy at will.
>>150546475wtf bill is a furfag?
bros this weekend went too fast. work tomorrow already…fuck man….we arent gonna make it
>>150546409>should've stopped playing instead of wrecking his marriagemost normal people work into their 60s, he gave his slut wife millions of dollars, children, and 1% life, all he wanted was to do his passion, which is for a limited time while he was still young. The most he could've played was until 50. Retiring at 50 is pretty damn good
>>150546411that too. which beli had full control over. if tom had a coach worth a shit, without an ego, that built a team for him, he mightve won 10 or 11 rings. as soon as he gets to tampa with arians loading him up with receivers and a half decent OL he wins a natty at 42 years old get the fuck out of here. i don't even particularly like tom but it's just plain as day he goated himself in spite of bill belichick and was probably held back considerably by him
Scott Van Pelt puts on various wigs while playing big band music and cries
Does anyone has the WebM of Kirk's dog shitting on the Pat Kick try on College GameDay?
>>150546477hey BLACKIE at least he is tryingmeanwhile youre jerking off to cartoons while criticizing people for doing what they lovepic related, its you
>>150546485WE WILL MAKE IT
>>150546485nfl thursday, more cfb friday
why does bellichick have no neck?
It was 7-7!
Alright I'm going to bed now, that was fun, good evening gents.
Jesus UNC
NC has not enough talent split between too many schools. UNC, NC State, Wake Forest, Charlotte, App State, ECU.
>>150546485It's finally football season brother, we're already here.
>>150546486dunno if you have kids but his were reaching the age that they kinda need their dad to be more present which was her argument, he had literally nothing else to prove. im not saying he's right or she's right or any of that shit, not my place, but I do understand her side as well as his. as far as why she fucked the yoga instructor that's obviously a woman moment
LSU/Auburn was probably the best game we got this weekend
UNC IS AWFUL
Was this game worse than the James Madison one?
>>150546519jim grobe needs to come back from the grave and lead wake back to greatness
>>150546462THAT WAS BASKETBALL!!!!
>fox big shart saturday next week is Iowa/Iowa Statekinoalways refreshing the 2 times per year they don't go to shitty Ohio State or Michigan games
>>150546528Clemson*
>>150546408Dude nobody cares about your dumb posts what thrill do you get about making all this doomsayer crap that you also greatly devalue TCU who has been a top 30 program for at least ten years now. Did you see how amazing the QB did with 9/11 1TD 0INT? If they could actually have moved the ball... this dude reeks of potential, when he plays a not top 20 defense he will kill it.TCU just was overwhelming this game means nothing, nobody is going to get a top recruiting class in North Carolina for football.TCU had #20 recruiting class and NC had #42 so it was always just gonna be bad but they aren't shitty just way overmatched.
>>150546540imagine the corn
>>150546519you forgot Dukebut you could mix all those schools talent together and they would not even make the natty
>>150546519You forgot Duke.
>>150546544imagine the cheerleaders with a corn cob.
>>150546522Kids dont need their dad looking them in the face every second of the day to be fulfilled. They need their mom for that and then their dad to be present enough to know he cares and to give them advice and teach them shit. Men have always had to leave home and provide. That retarded whore Gisebelle was just self centered and jealous.
>>150546522lots of dads have to work into their 70s despite having kids
>>150546528I meant to say FSU/Alabama was probably the best game we got this weekend
happy september
>>150546553
>>150546573:)
>>150546582>>150546573Man I miss my time in collegeFall used to be my favorite time of the year
>>150546179Literally the worst win percentage in the big four sports leagues and hadn’t made the playoffs since 2007
>>150546359I do i made $600 on that game on like a $20 bet back before ohios retarded gambling commissioner nerfed college betting
Bill is KWABOTY, and it's not even up for debate.
>>150546352Ain’t that the Furry?
>>150546598Mich-tcu or how?
Is there a radio station or Youtube channel that will have post-game Tar Heel seethe?
>>150546556>>150546560let's not pretend he's a normal working dad here guys. at least 6 months out the year he was obviously not present because he was the greatest competitor of all time and he forsook everything else in pursuit of winning. he's not the first guy to do that and he won't be the last and there are admirable parts of that. i personally have 5 kids, 4 boys, and im just saying if i virtually disappeared for half the year every year, i would be failing as a father. tom looked at it and said to himself i can do one more year and they'll be fine. the dumb rich they are im sure they were nannied and au paired out the ass too, im sure it was easy to rationalize that decision especially since he was still undeniably elite. but at that stage of his career, with what he had accomplished, i just don't know why you ego up on your wife, mindbreak her, and bust up your house, that's just me. he also had a kid way back with that actress and left that situation so maybe he just views fatherhood differently, who knows
press conference on sportscenter and bill looks like its way past his bedtime
>Texas lost>Arch lost>Bama lost>Clempus lost>Notre Dame lost>Belichick lostHell of an opening weekend.
>>150546565That one was more just funny, LSU/Clempus was really entertaining
>>150546236University of Michigan Alumni, Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
>Georgia wonHell of an opening weekend.
>>150546573>>150546582>>150546591Happy fall you guys. I can't wait to put out the skeletons and have some nice beers with my friends at the tailgate in mid October
>>150546540Time for cornball kino.
>>150546624Their whore mother should have reassured the kids and hyped up Tom but she was too healous about the fact that she was washed up and overshadowed by their father
>>150546679>tfw you moved from the midwest to SoCal so no more fall vibes
>>150546679The equinox is not for another three weeks.
you're all laughing but Bill's the one going home to a supermodel the likes of which you'll never get to experience
>>150546711>Bill's the one going home to a supermodel>supermodelHe's doing great for his age but I wouldn't go that far
>>150546711Fair, but I’ll stick to banging mid chunkers and not having my legacy destroyed on national tv.
>>150546711Using your millions to bang hot chicks is respectable but he's made a fool of himself by publicly attaching himself to her.
>>150546711Her plastic ass is using him. Nothing to brag about, guy.
>>150546711>>150546739Not to mention he's not only giving her the good life, but is directly paying her (she suddenly has a large multi million dollar "real estate portfolio" despite having to assets as a college student before meeting him)And he is whipped as shit and clearly just does whatever she tells him to
boom.>inb4 B-BUT HE LOSTYou don't know Ball
>>150546803AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150546485got a 200 word essay due tomorrow, it's OVER for me
>>1505467112D > 3D
>>150546803I fuckin kneel
>>150546803>it's realoh colin, never change
>>150546522>need parents present>giselle spends half her day fucking her fitness trainer you really believe that thot's excuses? I've always thought his 3rd kid doesn't even look like him, probably not even his
>>150546711bro can't even get his dick hard without pillsi have nothing to envy on that sidenow if were talking about rings and bank account then yeah youre right ill never experience that
Predict the week of the season when Alabama drops out of the Top 25
>>150546860looking at the schedule probably week 6 or 7they'll beat wisconsin and then lose to jawja and vandy
at what point during the offseason did unc realize they made a horrible mistake
>>150546803real talk people really do fail to recognize how big the gap is between most college coaches and even bad NFL coaches
>>150546711look she's hot but she's not a super model
>>150546020Well after week 1 it is clear that my Penn State Football Nittany Lions are winning the natty. Everyone else is dogshit this year >Bama washed>Arch Manning is a scrub>OSU no offense>Entire ACC is irrelevant>Marcus Freeman exposed >LSU just won their super bowl Hopefully we get an interesting team out of the Big 12 to challenge PSU. Otherwise this is going to be a very boring year
Apologize
AP polls predictions>#1 rankTHE>100% OUTBoise State>Darkhorse for OUTKansas Shit>100% INFSU>Darkhorse for INUtah
>>150546881Their make a wish white qb will lead them to a bowl at least and they'll reap the media attention along the way. So not this season, I guess.
>>150546704>observing astronomical seasonsmeteorological master race reporting in
>>150547059BIG XII!BIG XII!BIG XII!
TOP KEKFUCKING COLLEGE IS DIFFERENT THEN THE FUCKING NFL>BELICHEAT
>>150547067Accurate
preseason polls are fucking retarded
i'm worried jordon is going to abuse bill tonight
>>150547108You doubt that boise state is the 25th best team in the country?
>>150546392Fuck no that's gonna be a snoozefest. Those teams aren't even gonna cross the 50 yard line until the second half.
>Belichonk suddenly doesn't look good when his players are 22 year old amateurs instead of 31 year old professional athletes What? No way.
How come this shit is taking ages to start?
>>150546906The fuck you talking about? So many college coaches have stomped all over the NFL, the reverse has literally never happened.
>>150547018Michigan would rhythmically slap pedo state
>>150547132>Bill just needs moar halp!
let's be honest here michigan would fuck up anybody
>>150546204because they didnt only add brady
>>150546711>supermodelIt's just the guy from The Office dressed up as a woman
>>150547268lol, i'd figured i was the only one who saw that.
>>150546020So has Belishart already lost the locker room? Can't imagine college-age boys respond well to his personality
>>150547332The fact he's competing with them in the dating market doesn't help
>>150547204I was just thinking this
>>150547378jej
>>150547018
>>150547018inshallah
Can everyone just finally admit that Belichick isn't the GOAT coach and that Tom Brady carried him?
>>150548354Bill was carried by Ernie Adams in the pre data era
>>150548354I didn’t watch the game. What happened?
>>150548655He was BTFO by 34 points. Only had 172 passing yards and 50 rushing yards. TCU had over 250 rushing yards.
What’s the “Russia” of college football?
>>150548655Unc was actually really good but tcu is a championship caliber team
>>150548765Just the shut the fuck up idiot
Can anyone make a fell for it again award with a UNC hat? Thanks
Don’t care biggest KWABOTW is still Northwestern preventing Tulane to wear a 20th Katrina anniversary jersey then losing by 20 points to a G5 school
>>150549026He's getting benched again, isn't he?
>>150546045>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
>black qb>lefty qb
WTF is wrong with lee corso??? He sounded awful on saturday
>>150549216he's almost a century old jesus christ give him a break
>>150546711She’s ugly and not worth the money
Sooners timeAll the time!
>>150549216he's literally 90 years old and 16 years post stroke, what do you think he's gonna sound like
How is Belichick so bad but Matt Patricia is good?
>>150548765Based and frogpilled
>>150547067TCU deserves to be in as well after last nights buck breaking performance Went on the road against a team that made a bowl last year from a Power 4 conference and went belt to ass
>>150546711I highly doubt they’re actually had sex. She probably swaps his viagra with trazadone.
>>150549519Belichick has dementia
there is literally nothing wrong with bill liking lolis
>Formerly Belichuck
>Went to bed after the first drive>It was the literal only time the Tarheels scoredlmao
Did any of you bozos watch the CBS interview? That chick is a fucking nightmare and not even remotely hot enough to justify it.
>>150549216You are a fucking parasite
my brain has been rotted by zoomers every time I see unc I pronounce it “unck”
>>150549649Bill watches it for the story like Saban
>>150549216I'm glad he's finally done. The other guys laughing and pretending like anyone understands him was getting very sad.
>Alabama Loses>Fanbase and boosters not happy with the current coaching staff>Decide that as a form of punishment they should fire the coach and pay him $65 million to do absolutely nothing.>>150548756Nebraska or Texas
>>150549888>bill and nick hanging out>get a phone call from somebody whatever who cares >wanna come over? we’re watching Colors, it’s great >sure>unnamed football person who now is black because it makes the joke make sense >shows up >it’s pic related >I thought we were watching Colors>yeah, it’s great, the comedic timing is impeccable>really takes you back to the magic of childhood where the only limit is your imagination>the fuck
>>150546020Honestly, this was a 10/10 opening week for college football
>>150550039This reads like a Russian MilBlogger wrote this.
How many more losses before deboer is fired?2? I think he’s automatically fired if they lose the iron bowl this year
What NFL team is Bill going to fuck off to after he goes winless in his only season of college ball?
>>150550066/pol/ is to the left.
>>150549888>>150549978See? It'd understandable, it's a high intellect thing.
>>150550039>h-he just needs more time!!!
>>150546174> if not all, of these players will being going home tonight and getting drunk and laid and not caring about the game TCU isn’t, they have to travel. For UNC it’s a Monday night and everyone has class tomorrow. No one is partying after a blowout loss on a Monday.
>>150546240HH brothers
>>150550123none they didn't want him that's why he had to go to college
>>150550039>please be patient I am retarded
>>150546327Tom sacrificed his marriage for another SB. They were done when he went to Tampa. He’s also allegedly smashing much younger and hotter puss now, and already has 3 kids. He won life.
>>150550039KWAB
>>150546412TCU also complete changed their signals they had been using throughout the year. Such a mystery why Michigan fell apart…
>>150550258he sits alone in his giant mansion at night and cries himself to sleep. He is a shell of a man, but thats what happens when you sell your soul and marry a jezebel
My gophies :)also sincere congratulations to Max Johnson for getting back on the field. That was a nasty leg break he got against us last year.
>>150546057It’s extremely cringe that he got facial surgery and now tries to act like he’s hot. That doesn’t fucking count bro. You’re still who you were under the mask.
>>150546624> let's not pretend he's a normal working dad here guys. at least 6 months out the year he was obviously not present He also would have way more free time than the typical dad the other 6 months of the year. Don’t act like he’s some shitty parent who never seems them.
>>150550285ohio fans are STILL pissing and shitting themselves over losing to michigan yet AGAIN
>>150546020Why are people so up in arms about Bill dating a chick about 50 years younger? They're both consenting adults, what's the issue? Hell, they probably have a healthier relationship than people who have similar ages because they both know exactly why they're together.Is it because they wish they could date people a third of their age without it being a crime?
>>150550334>losingDoesn’t really count if they cheated, does it? Retard
>>150550376we dont sign our posts here
>>150550212You really think Bill puts up with putting his platoon of chimps out to go waste their time in some business communications or sociology class? I doubt it. They ain't come here to play school
>>150547018Ryan Day looked disgusting - nipples protruding - in his black shirt in front of the Shoe. Very very disrespectful.
Why were old logos so much more soulful?
I am not crazy! I know he stole those signals! They knew it was going to be a blitz. One play after cover 2. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot stalions to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Super Bowl run with kaepernick! Are you telling me that a qb that bad just happens to develop like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy Harbaugh! He slept over at a recruit’s house! And I lost to him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own stadium! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was at Stanford, always the same! Couldn't develop a passing attack to save his life! But not our Jimmy Harbaugh! Couldn't be precious Jimmy Harbaugh! Losing games he shouldnt! And he gets to be an NFL coach!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
no one but gator fans watched us play the cupcake so spoilers on florida:Lagway is super injury prone, likely wont much, and missed all of spring camp and a lor od fall camp, which in combination wirh Napiers laughably predictable and horrible pass play design means not a ton to worry about.WRs are high level, and if someone like Ohio St or Texas had thisnER r9om theyd be called rhe best in the country. So someone might grt loose and Lagway can hit them, but Napier is retarded so most of them will be on the sideline or running bubble screens for negative yards.RB room is also great. Jaden Baugh is one of the best backs in the country and massively underrated. Most teams will likely stack the box to stop him.OL was highly touted coming in but opposite of Baugh being underrates, the OL is very overrated. The center is great but everyone else is shaky, 11 TFL against LIU is bad.Def front seven is stout, secondary is vulnerable. Will likely give up big plays but good at stopping the run.Kicker was 2/5 but hit a 56 yarder, hit midgoal post on a 57 yarder, and can hit 60+ so enjoy Smacks wild ride.Offense is loaded with talent but Napiers coaching ia a massive bottleneck.6-6 record looks most likely, though depending on momentum could be 5-7 or 7-5ty for reading my blog and your incoming who gives a shit fag posts
>>150550587Thank you for sharing your insight. I value your opinion and I appreciate you taking the time to type it out
>>150547067I heard some commentators saying pedo state for #1 which is retarded to me. Yeah they were #2, but OSU had a much more impressive win.
>>150550334>doesn’t deny they lost to TCU because they banked on sign stealing>the only people who can make fun of Michigan are OSU fansMichigan man intellect on full display
>>150550624> OSU had a much more impressive win.I think it was more texas shitting the bed rather than osu being impressive
>>150550407The players not going to class isn’t the point. It’s everyone else.
I love how obvious meddling and cheating deniers are in this general. There is literal documented evidence that harbaugh was spying on practices and he fled like a condemned man when the NCAA started to pry into it. Michigan needs a few asterisks added over the past few years
>>150550683Six of one, half dozen of the other. Either way, beating Texas is far more impressive than beating Nevada. Even if Texas played poorly.
>>150550494Sorry chud, your logo can't include any white people.
>>150550342Can’t tell if this is jeet or reddit coded
>>150550342>>150549703
>>150550732you don't know reddit. reddit hates age gap relationships
Bill Belichick, the man who terrorised the NFL and football for nearly two decadesgot destroyed by a (allegedly) furry qb
Turned on the game last night out of genuine curiosity to see what UNC would bring to the table. Turns out it is nothing. Bill really is distracted by that prime pussy he is pounding right now. That was one of the most embarrassing things I've seen on live TV when you consider all the people who came out to see it. Turned it off halfway through to play vidya.
College football is all about recruiting and UNC can't recruit shit compared to top colleges. There's no way to scheme around vastly inferior talent.
>>150550800I hope that you were finishing your play through of Assassins Creed Shadows and not some faggy japanese indi game
>>150550819> There's no way to scheme around vastly inferior talent.Mike Leach sends his regards
>>150550819haha imagine believing this
>>150550826i was playing hollow knight
>>150550831>>150550836>look mom i'm being contrarian on 4chan
>>150550819Since when is TCU a top college
>College football is all about recruiting and UNC can't recruit shit compared to top colleges. There's no way to scheme around vastly inferior talent.
>>150550871nta but what's wrong with that statement?
>>150550819>Tcu has went from g5 chud to top collegePatterson better have a 100 ft statue errected of him
1. anOsu2. Pedo State3. LSpoo4. cryami5. jewja6. texass7. oregone8. >clempus9. LaNorris Sellers10. notre bad
>>150550931don't you see, anon, he posted a picture of a grey person staringi'm not sure what that means, but i think he wins the argument
When are the new CFB Rankings coming out?
>>150551033probably never. Its not like they matter anyways you fucking dunce>>150550988
>>150551058I can tell people hate being around you. Fix yourself before it's too late.
>no thursday games
>>150551101MACtion when
>>150549026Tulane waited until pretty much the last minute to request the uniforms when it’s usually done months in advance
>>150551101eagles vs cowboys. Theres going to be bbc cuckold porn spammed in the gamethread I guarantee it
>>150551144>Theres going to be bbc cuckold porn spammed in the gamethread I guarantee itfucking eagles fans
>sam houston at hawaii at midnight Midnight degenerate gambler kino streams are back on the menu.
>>150546114You've been warned.
>>150551248Can we remove Indiana and Ohio as well?
>>150550797For all the players and coaches playing against Belichick, the game is the biggest of their lives. They will be at their absolute best. For Belichick, it's just another game. Not making excuses, just pointing out facts.
>>150551199My schedule:>friday: James Madison, Boise by necessity >saturday: Iowa v Iowa State/ Aggieb owl>robert morris v Youngstown >cUNT v west shitagain>arkieb owl>chinamen v mexicans>mcneese v ULALA>stanford v mormons >traitors v fake indians
I think Belichick looked good considering he has never coached at college level. Schemes looked good early in the game. However, the lack of talent on their roster is going to hurt him. I still think we win 8-10 games and make a bowl game.
>>150550494Minimalism took over
>>150550852>look mom I don’t understand footballTalent will always beat scheme when the differential is large enough. But are you really saying Leach’s Texas Tech teams had equal talent to other mid-tier teams?
>>150547170Saban was mediocre in the NFL. They may as well be different sports from a HC perspective. That said, Bill is a fraud and Brady carried his ass
>>150551258Everything between the Rockies and Appalachia is mid as fuck. The Great Lakes’ water and Great Plains’ farmland belong to the coasts.
>>150551374Bill is not a fraud fuck you. He’s still an elite game planner and defensive genius. It’s a player talent issue.>>150551358
>>150546057Has there ever been a pajeet football player?
>>150551358Yeah. He’s the reason why the Big 12 stopped playing defense, after all, and taco immediately returned to the gutter after he got fired. He had one elite player in his tenure, a wide receiver.
>>150546486his wife made more money than he did through the length of the marriage and she never lost half of it to a crypto scam
>>150551358Yeah? But Leach was a great coach with an excellent offensive mind, which is WHY they beat most of the other mid-tier teams in the B12 during his tenure
With week one in the books, it's time to officially look at who is and is not longer in the SECHOW IT WORKSIt's simple. If you beat an SEC team you take their place in the SEC.OUTAlabamaTexasINOhio StateFlorida StateIt's pretty easy at the beginning of the year like this. The original SEC only had 2 that couldnj't hang this week. I'm not sure there are any teams on upset watch this week either, so it'll probably stand pat with where we're at next week too.
>>150551430Texas Tech has always been a heavy offense team with shit defense. The only exception I think was the late 80s and early 90s
>>150551455u mad prolly left behind lmao
>>150546327>well after his primenigga he won a super bowl in 2020. In 2021 he was runner-up for MVP. In 2022 he threw for 4700 yards, 25 TDs to 9 INTs. He easily could have played for one or two more years and produce more than most QBs
>>150551500He was washed in 2022.
>Kent State wins their first game since 09/16/23>Have to play Taco Tech nextThat’s just cruel lol
>>150551512>one average to below average year, then retiredThat's the point, hardly "well past his prime"
>>150551482>heavy offense >never total offense leader in SWC>even Rice was a total offense leader that one time Uh huh
reminder racism has no place in /cfb/
>>150551564kys nigger
>>150547018PSU doesn't get the benefit of the doubt until they actually win the big game. James Franklin and Drew Allar have always come up short.
>>150551330>I think Belichick looked good considering he has never coached at college level. Schemes looked good early in the game. However, the lack of talent on their roster is going to hurt him. I can accept that Belichick hasn't adjusted to the lower level of athleticisk, experience, and general talent at the college level. Getting talent to UNC is a problem, and developing trust and skill with what they have is going to take a year or more. >I still think we win 8-10 games and make a bowl game.Oh ok, you put crack in your cornflakes this morning. Never mind.
>>150551551I didn’t say they were good anon just that they always focused on offense more
is it going to be another down year for him?
>>150551821Yes because the whole “AW SHUCKS” shit is wearing off. He’s a shit coach just like Ed O, his only skill is recruiting.
>>150551876It's actually the other way around. Clemson doesn't recruit as well as teams that haven't been as good as Clemson has over the past 10-15 years
>>150551512The players ranked him the #1 player in the league in 2022 retard.
>>150551876Ed is an exponentially better coach than Doobiebro, don’t pretend to be retarded just because your shit conference is about to be raided just like the shit12.
>the quarterback position is more diverse and inclusive than ever; yet actual gameplay is markedly down?
>>150551416Nta and I wouldn’t call Bill a fraud but I’m skeptical he can work in college. It’s not that he can’t scheme things well (at least defensively which is ironic considering last night. It’s that his schemes rely on exceptional talent and attention to detail. Even the “bad” pro players are exceptionally talented. If you don’t pay attention and aren’t detailed you’ll get cut. It’s hard to keep a 19 year old nigger focused and detailed. Maybe I’m wrong, but that’s my theory. It’s also just one game and we have no idea how good TCU is or how bad UNC is. Oregon only beat Idaho 24-14 last year and then went 13-0.
>>150551446Yes. You’re agreeing with what I said. I’m arguing with a guy saying scheme doesn’t matter.
>>150551821he had a 5 year era, he's never gonna get back to that level
>>150551420There's one right now
>>150546543>you also greatly devalue TCU who has been a top 30 program for at least ten years nowIt amazes me how little respect TCU gets. In the Gary Patterson era, they were frequently competing with & and beating way better teams off of cutting edge scheming and effort. The 2022 team memoryholing is just fucking disgusting and the SEC/B1G media-industrial complex should be ashamed. They beat Oklahoma, Texas (on the road), and Michigan (before the Stallions stuff was public knowledge). The only losses they had were to a K-State team that they had already beaten (and there was dubious officiating in that rematch) and to a UGA team that was one of the best teams of all time. And no one remembers how good they were because Nick Saban and his buttbudies at ESPN still haven't stopped seething about Bama getting (correctly) omitted from that bracket.
>>15055215422 TCU was overrated and has rightly been forgotten. They won a bunch of coin flip games against Little 12 shitters and then got hot against Meatchicken in the CFP. The Georgia game showed who they really were.
new rankings
>>150551721UNC has a really weak schedule, 8 is possible.>>150546102
There are teams out there right now that gave up a touchdown week 1.If your team didnt play a P4 team week 1 it hasn't played a team yet btw.
>>150552188>ND still top 10The glaze has got to fucking stop. Miami dominated them for the vast majority of that game.
>>150550819According to 24/7 Sports, talent composites are:>UNC: 753.20>TCU: 745.01North Carolina was literally the more talented team and got ran off the field. >There's no way to scheme around vastly inferior talent.Except thats exactly what TCU did. This isn't just a scheming & players issue though, it's an install issue. Belichick just got to Chapel Hill in January and had the Tar Heels trying some very advanced coverage concepts that are going to take a while to snap into place. You could also tell that the players checked out after halftime. Tackling, gap assignments and blocking got even worse. Oh, and that offensive gameplan for UNC was utter dogshit. Very odd if Belichick, a guy that basically invented heavy shotgun passing at the NFL level, greenlit 6 total passing attempts for the first half.
>>150552188Lot of weird rankings here. Dropping Texas to 7 for losing on the road to the defending champs by 1 score is insanely punitive. FSU should be significantly higher than 14.
>>150552188>Clemson loses at home to a middle of the pack 8-4 LSU>Still in the top 10>also Notre Dame still in the top 10What are these guys smoking? Might as well have kept Bama in the top 10.
>on pace for winless season, shown to have no offense whatsoever>yeah but SEC, top 10 team for surewe're still doing this?
>>150552188>ranking Utah for laying waste to likely the worst power conference team
>>150552206ND rolls every team ranked below them tbf
>>150552225It's just a case of "hard to put them above teams who won" even if Texas should probably be 4.
>>150552283i thought Kennesaw played Wake Forest?
>>150552283Purdue and Virginia still exist.
>>150552169>22 TCU was overrated and has rightly been forgotten. They won a bunch of coin flip games against Little 12 shitters Cope. Five of the teams they beat in the regular season were ranked. >and then got hot against Meatchicken in the CFP. Understatement of the century. They dropped 51 points on the #7 scoring defense in the country, a unit that included a lot of the same guys that were on the 2023 championship team. >The Georgia game showed who they really wereThat UGA offense was virtually unstoppable, they were going to crush anyone that showed up.
>>150552314>were rankedAt the time or by the end of the season? Not that it really matters unless they were top 10, there’s practically 0 difference between #11 and #26
>Florida State at 14Nah, lets not totally overreact or anything. lol. I had AP Jews so much. Ready for CFB just to be NFL Jr. at this point where they have no say in anything.
>>150552188How the fuck is auburn not higher than bama
>>150552344Bammer is still ranked purely out of inertia, the media has not yet adjusted to the reality that DeBoer sucks and they’re no longer a major player in the SEC
Huskerbros... how are we not in the Top 2 after edging out an unranked team that wasn't receiving votes?
>>150552266Preseason rankings are the biggest scam out there, and why they should not start until week 8-10It takes a team that started in the top 5 2-3 losses to get out of the top 10, while it takes a 10-0 start for an unranked team to get into it. Or in the case of surprise literal who teams like when UCF won it all a decade or so ago, 3 consecutive undefeated seasons to get into itYeah yeah theoretically the ESPN Invitational committee is the real thing and totally separate, but we all know they just copy paste the AP and then adjust it slightly based on profitability
>>150552188>SC has a mediocre game>Jumps to 10 from 13>Illinois, who beat SC in the bowl game last year, crushes their opponent>Goes up one spot to 11
>>150552283BYU plays Stanford next week.
>>150552188>losers staying in the top 10Cringe. Aside from that though, not too far off from my own list.>1. OSU>2. Jawja>3. Oregon>4. LSU>5. Miami>6. Pedo St>7. ASU>8. Iowa St>9. Illinois>10. Tenneshit>11. Michigan>12. South Carolina >Honorable Mentions: Oklahoma, Florida, SMU>Losers: Texass, Clempus, Notre Lame, Alabummer
>>150552466Stanford really is #1 on the list of teams that got absolute fucked by NIL since they just don't bother with it, so even if they luck into a good recruit he's gone for the money the next year. I'm hoping their total lack of competitiveness leads them back to the Pac, because I can't get myself to give a single fuck about the ACC
Babe, new Sagarin ratings just dropped
>>150552445Welcome to the eSECpn manufactured reality
>>150546102Clemson and Syracuse are Ls. Charlotte is a W. The rest are coin flips imo.
playing with my Clempus rn
>>1505461024-6
>>1505461026-8, leaning towards 6 or 7 though. Clempus, 'cuse, and Duke are all probably losses. Cal and NCSU could go either way.
>>150552445While I agree that USC from 13 to 10 is bullshit, what happened in shit ass bowl 9 months ago simply does not matter.
>>150551374it's widely documented and affirmed now that saban wanted brees to miami and dolphins ownership shot it down and made him work with a washed daunte culpepper instead so he quit because he didn't want to have to deal with that type of bullshit
>>150551374>Saban was mediocre in the NFLIncorrect. Saban turned Jason Taylor into DPOTY and Miami into a top 5 defense by his second season in 06. As >>150552558said, he wasn't allowed to get the QB he wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNAZZTQDIw0PAAAAAAAAWWWWWWLLLLLL
>>150547170>The fuck you talking about? So many college coaches have stomped all over the NFL, the reverse has literally never happened.Pete Carroll was an NFL guy and crushed at USC. If we're including coordinators/assistants, every single national champion since 2019 has had at least one NFL guy on staff. >2019: Joe Brady>2020: Saban & Sark>2021 & 2022: Todd Monken>2023: Harbaugh & Minter>2024: Chip Kelly
>>150552503based, but these are useless before week 4 or 5
>>150551374>That said, Bill is a fraud and Brady carried his assGo look up the score of the Pats last Owl win and tell me with a straight face that Brady carried that win.
Paul is live
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>>150551297still doesn't negate the fact Belichick got hit with the furry ball>>150551316My schedule:>the two Iowas>Central Shitagain vs. Shitt>UConn vs. Syracuse>Jawjuh because I go here now>Kansass vs. Shizzou>BEST VIRGINIA vs. Blowhio>Trees vs. Mormons>>150551344should bring back the name Matadors instead of Red Raiders
>>150552188This is the lowest Bama has been ranked since the 2008 season
>>150552835I hope they lose to Wisconsin and UL-Monroe because I'm not an SEC conference homerAlaBUMmer is a bum-ass school with the most godawful obnoxious entitled fans to ever grace the Southeastern Conference ever since their meteoric rise under Nick Saban, they need that humble pie because they set the standard they are now being rightfully judged byt. jawjuh student and fanBut Georgia is equally as obnoxious from both an outsider POV and insider POV
cringe
Bama lost to UL Monore in Saban's first year as HC. Does it happen again this year to put a nice little bookend on their rise and downfall. I sure as fuck hope so, but most likely won't.
>>150552909There’s so much pressure on DeBoer for that game. He will never live it down if he loses.
>>150552779How has he explained being 0-100000 this weekend
Reminder that Belichick can't make tackles and run in phase with receivers or even make blocks. There was a lot of bad execution in that game. That said, Kitchens gameplan was fuckin awful.
>>150552998Oh wow, I was under the impression that if Bill Bootycheeks coached you, you became an instantly competent football player. Now this? What the fuck is even true anymore?
>>150552865>But Georgia is equally as obnoxious from both an outsider POV and insider POVI demand to know your reasoning for this because I heartily disagree
>>150552865At least with Georgia, you guys were obnoxious when you were always "good but not quite good enough" under Mark Richt.
Reminder that Mark Richt UGA was competitive in the SEC without needing to use shady McDonalds bag crooting tactics, unlike Meyer and Saban.
>>150553110>no nattiesoof
>Who's overrated? >Who's underrated? >Who isn't in that should be?
>>150553135LSU and Bama were playing with illegal rosters in 2007 and 2012, respectively. As far as I'm concerned, those are both national titles.
Saban never did that, niggerMeyer faked a heart attack after losing to Saban then ran away to the Small10 and even that was too much for him to handle
>>150553172>>Who's overrated? Definitely Pedo St. They were already obvious frauds, but struggling to run the ball against fucking Nevada is proof. >>Who's underrated? Iowa State. They beat a higher rated team than them on a neutral field and destroyed a cupcake, and they've received exactly zero credit. >>Who isn't in that should be?TCU. I don't care how bad UNC might be, winning like that on the road against a P5 school deserves some credit.
>>150553172Overrated - Anyone who moved up after playing an FCS team
>>150552998Reminder that Belichik is a sub .500 coach without Tom Brady
>>150553223>Saban never did that, Never did what, McDonalds bagging? Ofc he did lmao>niggerRacism isn't allowed here newfriend>MeyerHe didn't want to compete with Saban for croots, knew he could arrange an easy bagman monopoly in the little 10.
>>150552154You got butt fucked 65-7 in the playoffs. You didn’t deserve to be there, your team is a fucking joke. A meme. I’m not a SEC homer, but that was a waste of a spot to the point where I have to assume that the only reason you got said spot is to justify killing the post season because “muh bummer” would not have lost by that much. What a fucking joke. 65-7 in the playoffs should ban you from ever being selected again.
>>150553172Georgia Kek should be ranked. Haynes King is a load to handle. They'll be a handful for everyone they play this year.
>>150552329>>150553266So no argument, then? Reminder that TCU won a playoff game before the Texass Shorthorns or Chokelahomo could.
>>150553322>no argument>65-7 isn’t an argument! reeeeeeeKill yourself.
>>150553333Wasted digits. 65-7 is in fact not an argument
NEW GET IN HERE>>150546020>>150546020>>150546020
>>150553362fuck off faggot
>>150553322By this logic, the B1G champions didn't belong in last year's playoff. Nor did the PAC 12 champion belong in the 2023 bracket.
>>150550497>>150550497>>150550497new
>>150553377Lick my ass and get in the new thread, bitchtits >>150546020>>150546020>>150546020
>>150552772>>150552779cringe
>>150553322>leaves my questions unanswered Concession accepted
>>150553172>Who's overrated? illinois, clesmen, floridy, smu, olay miss>Who's underrated? utah, iowa shart, tennysee, florida state, mami, auburn>Who isn't in that should beauburn, south florida, georgia kek
fresh bread>>150553404
>>150553344Digits say otherwise. Kill yourself.
>>150552106>F.AM.LL.Y.
