pw are pussies edition
shit thread
the rock bros..
Gane is right about so called voting, that shit doesn't change jack
>>150547000why nigga lookin like princess diana impression
Didn't know Kayla Harrison had a big ass
>>150546971>>150546996Fagtistasissies..
leaked footage of gane in shock after accidentally killing tom in the cage. don't ask me how I got it.. they're after me
>>150547015she takes huge dumps
>>150547019did he troon out?
>>150546987I fear that Gane might mentally heem Tomala so hard he will kill himselfLet us pray Gane will go easy on him
>>150547030nah he's just a big brendan schaub fan
>>150547015Where is the big ass?
>>150547023i hate this society for what it has done to Gane. He is a gentle, kind and warm soul and yet he's forced to hurt others for money and soon he'll have to take a life
heeminder, as a joke fernand will be training gane right for a change.
>>150547042turn your monitor off
Tom wasted a whole year doing nothing, Gane spent it meditating on victory
>>150546996Fuck yo shoes too Dwayne
>>150547015this 105'er waterson ass-mogs kayla
>>150547083
Boxing up Merab with my superior range. Easily avoiding every takedown with my catlike reflexes. Pressuring a panicky Merab against the fence. Landing increasingly heavier combos against Merab’s toddler body. I know the dive for my legs is coming. As soon as his head moves, I jump and knee his skull straight out of his George Washington. It’s all over. The crowd erupts in awe and applause. Unsurprised by my own prowess, I take a lap while feigning sleep against my hands. There will be no rematch. He was never worth my time.
>>150547083Would love to impregnate her if you know what i mean.
/heem/ is being nonwhite again
>>150547072Story? Did Nate Diaz volume punch Dwayne Rock?
Goatfucker mrocoan is imitating us like a chimp, these shitskins have no persona
>>150547119Haha giulty!!
>>150547130I would kick his fucking ass
Que me mamen el bicho, suck my dick>>150547119People on Spain twitter literally hater your country and people, why are they like that
Don't wanna hear anything about wmma
>>150547141Moicano use to be handsome, now his face is all bloated and puffed up
>>150546987damn they're doing this early. Ganeboy getting the push
>>150547095do u give online martial arts lessons? I can pay 40€ per hour
>>150547153they've started doing this kind of shit for international cards/fightersulberg/reyes had a presser like a month ago
>>150547158Nobody knows what that symbol by the 40 means. This is America.
Pereira vs Israel was a fockin staring contest
Heeminder Pereira was shooked vs ank so he attended a concert
>>150547166ok bryan, that symbol is the symbol of the strongest currency on planet earth right now
>>150547140Collective manlet rage
>>150547126Nate thought Rock sided with Meng in the BMF bouts and when the Rocks shitty mandatory shoes were introduced Nate said on air that they suck.
>>150547188Rock is a real Helwani pleaser huh
Poatan trains in fuckin Conneticut
>>150547196Yeah
I'm not gay but you never know haha
>>150547213
>>150547213Bro eats like 3 pounds of Steamed Cod a day
>>150547213Me at the top
Can’t help but notice that nobody in this general seems to discuss Valentina vs Weili.Anybody want to step up to the plate, and explain why?
Steamed aspargaethjes
>>150547247We don't watch or discuss wmma here, perhaps you should try reddit.
>>150547247Because it's a foregone conclusion. Nothing to discuss
>>150547247Mental illness >>> wmma
>>150547255Care to extrapolate?
>>150547262Give us prove that you actually care about wmma
>>150547254>>150547257This is not who your mothers raised you to be.
>>150547266W-what kind of proof?
>>150547274He said prove you fuck
>Give us prove saaar
Hand over the proov and no 1 gets hurt
There is zero scientific evidence that training makes a fighter better at fighting.
Some days you wake up and feel like the nigger of the world
How do you go from this
>>150547295To this.In only 2 years
>smashing machine movie with THE rockthe documentary is really good, what's the point in watching inferior hollywoodslop
>>150547286lol
>>150547302If you’re getting fighting as a female things are already grim, it’s basically a step above prostitution. If it doesn’t work out then you know what happens next, kid
>>150547287100% this.I bet apturo could beat charles any day of the week even without training
>>150547318*into fightingI’m taking my pasty ass to bed
imagine if I cared about mma
>>150547368Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Goddamn a 12k would change everything here. I cant imagine myself pursuing an mma career if I were american or canadian
>>150547324The fact is, a fighter can train wrong. Its like a dancer learning the wrong dance.
Besides Gordon, what other top BJJ guys weren't at CJI?
>>150547368I cant. What is my opinion on this matter?
Would Joe Rogan be able to beat one of the women’s champs in the UFC?
>>150547302sorry I'm a bungussy bro
>>150547295>>150547302from scrapping by paying bills earning 12k and 12k to barely scrapping by paying billls making 2-3k a month on OF? Pretty simple, 0 skills, college degree and refusing to work a regular job
>>150547384ok now you're not making sense. Just because you can train wrong doesn't mean training is useless. I thought your theory was founded on the assumption that some people have that dawg in them and thus don't need to train
I'm thinking of Beneil
>>150547421I’d say Weili yes, the other two no
guys it's time for me to admit........I would not be able to beat the current UFC champions
>>150547459How could he not beat shev and kayla to death ya mook
>>150547459he would definitely sub shevchenko
>>150547474Because the skill disparity is too great, and his age. Weili is too small for it to matter, the others aren’t>>150547478I think he’d get KO’d first
AARON FUCKING PICOOOOOOOOOO
>>150547497PICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
make ai video royce gracie water slide laugh fun eyes bleed terror evil
>>150547494You clearly overestimating a women's power and strength and what skills does rogan lack aside from speed. Joe can easily takedown and out power them in the ground
People forget man. Pena once got uppity with a chainsmoker fast food worker and got showed its place
>>150547446Its all statistics and probabilities. High level maths. Zeroes and Ones.
>>150547103No. Please elaborate>>150547304Nothing bcheap cashcrab like every Dwayne Johnson movie
>Training wrestling since birth with success and gold medals in local and international tournaments>Only eats grass feed ribeyes and red snapper for protein>Shirtless hill sprints in the California desert for that extra conditioning>Traveling warrior; When not in camp, visit and train with various other fighters in different gyms, including Henry Cejudo in Arizona>Slice of Sourdough bread, fresh cheese and raw honey every day for recovery and micro biome health>Always recovering; Cold plunges, red light therapy and deep tissue massages are musts. Can't train to your fullest if you don't make sure your body is recovering from all the work you put in>A sponge for advice; Have long calls with former champions like Kamaru Usman about the fight game, journey to the top and advice on balancing a fighting lifeThe Pico Way™
>Replying to a poor thirdie in an internet forum Very nice display of superiority
>>150547558Basically i wanna generate a dna block with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcEVuL9N0IQits up
Asia is the future of the UFC and these are our genes to prove itEast Asian (DNA) talent towards COMBAT SPORTSThere has been 13 genes (Link to the study of afformentioned genes in combat sport athletes)associated with elite combat sport athletes (Judo, Wrestling, MMA, Boxing). This post is to continue to reinforce the idea that East asians are entirely capable of being good fighters and dispelling the myth that we are not. 6 of those genes have ethnic data on them. The following genes are as follows:ACE rs4646994 D/DACTN3 rs1815739 RR/RXCKM rs8111989 CT/TTCOMT rs4680 AG/GGMCT1 rs1049434 AA/ATPPARA rs4253778 CG/GGGolden Men stay winning.
>>150547581ricecel cope
>>150547581Only thais can fight and they are not yellow so i don't think you can claim them lol
>>150546996bro looks the exact same>>150547582dont you have a schoo to shoot up white tranny>>150547304Why hasnt he gone on TRt yet? he looks like a cancer victim
>>150547581based
>>150547598thais can't fight mma
dana give me salt gangster papi dis real champ fight
the Cage Warriors FW Champ, the Oktagon FW champ, and the KSW FW champ are all making their debut on the same card where the long time Bellator FW Champ will also be fighting
>>150547619But what do you mean by "cant fight mma" ?
where's that asian looking russian at 170lb
>>150547636Doesn't count, he is a brazza
>>150547560Gets chinned by a neverheemer
Only Indians are worse at mma than Changs, the men at least
Pursuit.Perfection.Pico.
Gooks can't claim thais, brazza kazakhs or anyone that even touches the caucaus like Orolbai , the only contenders they can claim must be chinease, japs and koreans, sorry.
Pico would've beaten Movsar
>>150547662Pico is worse than Lopez
>>150547658East africans are even worse
>>150547665Pico can only lose by brutal heem and Movsar is incapable of that
>>150547669D-Dwayneiacs, is this real?
VERY COOL
>>150547686you know what this is building up to
Chills
Oh man, after losing to Ngannou, losing to Jones, and losing to Volkov, I cannot wait to see Gane fight for the belt!
I'm in love with a Meng nearly twice my age
This bloke is in love with cocks
>>150547704Rampage vs Sycho Stu UFC White House
>>150547725That's a palantir human robot data collector
>>150547686
>>150547744what a loving family man Kimbo was
>>150547715you should learn from merab and instead of disrespecting gane you should hype him up so when tom inevitably loses to him it wont look too bad
>>150547744kek
>>150547771Destined to die from gunshot wounds
I've been taking creatine for about 3 weeks and I'm now 7kg heavier since the last time I weighed myself 2 months ago in june. Is this normal?
Indians are better than gooks in mma, that’s how pathetic they are
We (ferguson chads) are here btw >>150535698
>>150547744What's the difference between Kevin jr and Kevin 2?
>>150547862Bloated or skeleton that just started lifting?
>>150547870looks tasty but also really dumb
>>150547870Pelmeniception
>>150547870hate it when waiters and barmen do this kind of stupid shit
HI
>>150547888Ever tried them?>>150547896You're dining in the wrong places fren (fag)
>>150547914Normal ones many times used to be one of my favorite eastern dishes never had one birth any in front of me though
>>150547914>united kingdomyou cant even recognise you own dick from a greggs roll, why are you even trying to lecture someone about food or restaurant
I crave blood.......can't wait for Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane to violently murder asspainal
Tony FergusonFerguson Tony Ferguson Na na naa na na naa na naa
>>150547611>>150547581>>150547599changs getting uppity.
>>150547928You even have Georgian restaurants, I don't know why I always think of it as a backwards little place>>150547929You don't have to have a shitty Palate just because you grow up with shit food around you. Besides, this is London, you won't struggle to find other stuff if you want it
English food is great
>>150548043Only Fish and chips, Pies
I could eat variations of meat pies for the rest of my life, the key is a perfect crust.
>>150547670>bdsnigga underestimate the power of wrestlefucking
>>150548056Many are saying this>>150548009Food here isn't that bad outside of memes either tbch
>>150547949What does one do when you have a hairline like this at 28?
>>150548081swedish food is big retarded its all weird fish and uncooked vegetables
>>150548083Roids are notorious for destroying hairlines, costa the poster boy of roid trannies had to fly to turkey to fix his.
>>150548090You cruising for a bruising there bappa
>>150548083nothing you can do except show how insecure you are by getting it fixed in turkey
>>150548043Chippy fucking Tea
CHAEL POOP PANTS CONOR DICK LOVE BIG TIME
>>150548104Tony did that and won a belt thougheverbeit
>>150547744>KevinaLol. Did he fucking ran out of female names with K?
>>150548125maybe he got reminded with that incident regarding a certain Kevin
>>150548121A nightly occurrence I direct in deference
Reminder heemers you can always outwork a bad diet you CANT outwork a negative mind.
>>150548129BAWKAWK
>>150548129
>>150548124Tony got dat dawg in him
>>150548129popped me
>>150548162
>>150548081Nobody talks about your food to even say it's good or bad lad. The only mention I've heard is when that Swedish bing told me you maybe Pierogi with Rye. You're literally off the map.I misspoke accusing you of doubting Tony, but the fight iq here is lower than I thought, what an insult to el coocoowey
>>150548234Chat, is this real?
>>150547886They're only tasty if fried in butter and herbs otherwise its a bland gray boiled dough with zero taste.
>>150548243Berlusconi pbuh famously said it's almost as bad as english food, no worries all that matters is Tony was victorious and in classic Ferguson style
>>150548261Don't forget the smetana b
chat, deez niggas be playing wit me!
Did Aki really die this time RIP to a real one
>>150548267Yes brother! Shame that you lost your bout though. Whats going on here? These shenanigans have been kept quiet. Luke getting spicy https://youtube.com/shorts/4ByZSElJNlc?si=WNb0MjXuC-S-Ljiw
>>150548350Good on Till though and at least it ended in explosive fashion
>>150548447Kek why is his hand on his waist?
Anyone else this Nasourdine is really really good. Reminds me of how Mousassi was
>>150548521Think*?*
Faggot name though, sounds like a sexy Persian girls name or something
>>150548527You're sexy, faggot
Former regional contender gegard Mousasi
>>150548604Wow
>bisping: Tom is gigantic, he's so fucking big
>>150548604You shouldn't even dare to reply and on top of that you've made a comment that's extremely gay. Can a man commit any more fouls?
>>150548612What are you talking about? Gegard is one of the greatest of all time. Lost to the human fluke and that's about it
>>150548627As long as Rebecca is left unattended I don't mind what Bisping does
Speaking of embarrassing fuck ups from Salford (Tom Aspinall) just reading the manchester mill and having a giggle at Lee Twamley. Tony Halme pbuh would never
>>150548632One of the greatest former regional contenders of all time, yes
>>150548521Brendan Allen is his only decent win. He defeated Buckley in middleweight not welterweight. Dolidze and Cannonier suck, Adesanya is washed. Defeated by Stricmolested. Mousassi had a good win over Souza, but later lost to him. Was a Strikeforce champion, and won against TRT Vitor so that's good. But who else? Mark Hunt had more losses than wins, Goodridge was already CTE ridden, he beat 45 year old Hendo, and shitters like Hall and Weidman. 1-1 with Lyoto. Rory seems like a good win, but that was christian Rory, his peak was before he found christ.Middleweight was always the shitter division, full of cans who simply weren't good enough for welter- or light heavyweight.
>>150548527Nassaroudine isnt a sexy Persian girl name at all you faggot
>>150548863>Brendan Allen is his only decent winlmao
>>150548896What is a sexy persian name out of interest
>>150549014Kevin
>>150549014prolly roxana or sumth idk b i aint persian
>>150548916I retract my statement. Getting a TKO from the most pillofisted man is embarrassing. Imamov is a complete fraud.
>>150548863>everyone le sucks Who is a good win at middleweight then?
>>150548447>that ultra moggingLuke won in the end.
>>150548465darren got that craig jones rub
>>150546987The time of Gane
>>150549053Barely anyone. Lower weighclasses have more skill higher weightclasses have more power (in ideal case, but now only true in LHW, because current HW power comes from obese bodyweight, not from athleticism+size). Middleweight is an akward weightclass where they no longer have lighter man skills, but they don't have the power of LHW and HW. Actual good wins are rare. Silva defeating Maia and Hendo when they were still good, and TRT Vitor back in the old ass days. Yoel and Whittaker defeating Souza. Whittaker defeating Yoel. Adesanya defeating Whittaker, Pereira kinda (had the experience with him of 3 fights, and Pereira was dying from the weightcut) (but not Yoel, because both were inactive), du Plessis and de Ridder defeating Whittaker, kinda Khamzat too, but he had a jaw injury from DDP beating the shit out of him.
so anyway movsar is inevitable
Aljamain Sterling's BEST wins:>yan x2>dillashaw>cejudoAbsolute domination. Is he the BW goat?
>>150549278>overrated manlet>injured manlet>old manletNo
MMA is shit rn mogged by Youtubers sadly
>>150549278Merab is the only one who you can argue as the BW goat>Yan>O'Malley x2>Umar>Cejudo>AldoAnd they are training partners. Simply training with the best made each other good.
>>150549262I’m not sure how you could possible rate a split decision over current Whittaker. Dricus, Strickland, even current Izzy are surely more impressive
>>150548863Sorry for the late reply, I fell asleep. Reading your comment it's a load of shit anyway so I shouldn't really care. I stopped reading up until I got the the third name (Adesania) of who is shit. Can't take people that do this seriously. "Khabib isn't actually good""Erm why would you say that""Because he didn't beat one good person, he was shit he was shit, he was shit, he fell off, he shitheshitheshit aaaahhhhh">>150548896I never said it was, listen up bucko. I said it sounds like one. I've never heard the name until him but it's obviously some dagensani mens name
They ruled it as a TKO but it was more of tony cowering in fear of Garth's jab
>>150549388Why didn't Salt Papi do this?
>inbred subhumans are still melting down over tony's win
>>150549400He was about to before the early stoppage
>>150549400Idk i didn't watch the fight but i heard he was dogwalked during the first 2 rounds
What's good heem?
Lot of people don't know this since it was a heem but tony lost all rounds vs Gaethje except the 2nd round, 2 judges gave him the 2nd round for no reason but the 5th round where he cowered in fear, the judges scored it 10-8 and one judge even scored it a rare 10-7
>>150549432
>>150549344>"Khabib isn't actually good"Despite crushing cans in his early career, winning the championship against 11th ranked Al Laquinta, and being given strikers with mediocre wrestling in his championship defense, Khabib was actually good. His striking got good by the end of his career, and supplemented his grappling strenghts well, and had the greatest chin out of any lightweight. His wins over Porier and Gathje aged well, as they remained top contenders for years.Now look at Imamov. Allen was 1-1, and Cannonier was 1-2 after him. Dolidze defeated mid level fighters The Smiff, Holland and Allen after his loss, and proceeded to lose to Fluffy.
>>150549455Wrong.
Yjk khabib orders his pizza with extra cheese
>>150549466You order dementia diapers with extra dookie and mother minge with extra maggot
>>150549432Nm akhi just chillin ygm sup wy
>>150549466empire special
>>150549435Why did they score round 5 when the fight was stopped mid round 5? Do they not pay attention?
>>150549458Oh yeah sorry, Smiff, Holland and Allen are not mid, they are shitters.
>>150549481Dolidze is a double threat
Anthony fucking Smith.
>>150549477Khabib paid the judges to preconclude a loss to Tony. He also threw a cable directly under Tony to fuck his knee, and became a bioengeneering professor overnight and made covid.
When Dana says jump you say off what bridge
i believe i have heeming power but no way of proving it
>>150549262>Barely anyoneHa how did you beat your last record, I stopped reading there at only two words in. Why do you even watch MMA, can't be fun for you.You're in the wrong business, instead of making potato cakes all day every day you can fight for a living and be a rich champion with an exciting life
>>150549477Tony cowering in fear got them disgusted, they had to score that, he wasn't ko'd, didn't get dropped, he pussied like a coward
>>150549542Gaethjes heems this little faggot.
>>150549542
>>150549542I want to see apturo get heem'd
Ciryl is a good guy
>>150549473That era is over, he doesn't do that anymore. You can't talk about people's past
>>150549542Ilia will lose THIS TIME
>>150549598the clitty was rock hard here
I think apturo will probably heem gayji but i'm really hoping for a fluke win from gayji
So Ivan, let's get this straight. Middleweight isn't good, lightweight isn't. Which divisions are?
>>150549590Clozanonce still terrorises retirees worse than Topiglet
just had a good laugh remembering vitor belfor vs wheelchair bound evander holyfield
>>150549542Topuria is only interested in beating fan favourites. We already know Gaethje isn't a good wrestler, so Topturo can just submit him. The reason he is not fighting Arman is because no one fucking likes him. Go fight the number 1 contender already. We know that Arman is an entilted, inactive rich dipshit, but he is a good fighter, so fight him, you manlet.
>>150547254Valentina vs Weili is a legit fun match up, wmma usually sucks because women in general suck at fighting but these two are good everywhere.
>>150549610He has a business now, a nice Car Lot. What do you do for a living?
>>150549625prepare to 25 minutes of Valentina trying to mount a crucifix and Weili rolling around to avoid it
>>150549613Did his dumbass parents forget to put a c in his name or what
Weili is finnish national treasure also Val
>>150547421He's moderately trained and weights much more than any wmma champ. Yes imo.
>>150549609Heavyweight.
>>150549615THE gamerredit? Beast of a fighter you got there
>>150549628He literally said he's an invalid that lives off welfare and his maggoty minge mom's inheritance thoughbeit.
>be me>try to order with wolt>notice the place gives better deal from the website>the delivery is still done by wolt
How can someone be on welfare and live on inheritance, as well as a nonce who goobys the elderly, pakis not known for their thinking faculties I fear
>>150549653Because you're an invalid that gobbles up the dementia dookie before vomiting it into your dead mommy's maggot minge I'm afraid...
>>150549615What's gotten into you? I've never seen a Balkan so uppity
>>150549400Tony has a solid hairline now. Do not underestimate the power this gives a man
>>150549643Kek he might as well just say that
You now remember when Clozamaggot said it was impossible to have a job in Finland if you were prescribed Clozapine which is why his doctors switched him to Clonazepam.
Clozapedo works with food, in a hospital and manages a used car lot all while finding time to goon on Heem for 12 hours every single day. A true renaissance man
>>150549648When you get your pizza do you order with deliveroo, just eat etc?
What are you even waffling on about now you immigrant freak am I employed or not and where precisely >>150549677Hungarians are uralic chads you see, much like finns>>150549694Not usually but I am feeling a bit lazy after some heavy lifting
>>150549710You're a dead mommy piggy that eats the dementia dookie!!!
No one even knows what Finland is
Enigma.
>>150549728We call him dead mommy piggy.
Clonazepedo sadly
>>150549609We aren't fucking slavs you greggs eating fat fuck, Ivan is a rare name here.And I never fucking said Lightweight isn't a good division, it's just the previous generation was so good, the current can barely break in.Every division is good except heavy, middle, and women.Pantoja is good, and so are contenders such as Van and Taira.Merab is a fucking beast, and the division has good contenders such as Vinicious Oliveira, Petr Yan and Song Yadong. Volkanovski showed that he is not too old yet, but he still have beasts to prove how good he is. Murphy and Silva are completely capable of fucking anyone up. Evloev despite being a boring ass decision merchant is a good fucking fighter. Emett and Ige are still good fighters, and even has Aljo as a great wrestler there.Welterweight is fucking awesome right now. JDM, Savkhat, Garry and Morales are really good. Usman showed that he is not washed. Buckley will fuck up any pure striker. Brady is surprisingly good. And Belal is a good fighter, despite being boring.LHW has Reyes resurging, Jan being a crafty vet, Khalil and Pereira being great strikers, and Jiri will heem anyone that isn't Pereira. Ankalaev has great fucking boxing skills and solid wrestling. The only problem with the division is that it doesn't have any outstanding wrestlers, but besides Khamzat, Jiri, Jan and Ank would outwrestle any shitter from Middleweight, and they would still be good enought to not be held down or submitted long enough until that AIDS patient gasses out.
Yo can we...go back to talking about mma?
Guess that's another thread ruined luckily we have this one in the 'logs>>150535698
Zatdaddy already beat the shit out of Jiraped
>>150549755Your mother's maggot minge is ruined from the dementia dookie you vomit into it...
>>150549710Oh shit, I thought that was a Bulgarian flag. Shameful haha, now it makes sense.>(You)I knew it, you dirty boy. How has the work not boycotted them already? I did 8 years ago. Complain about underirables then pay their wages and eat food out of their dirty clothing and shoe container
>>150549787What's that maggot minge smell like?
>>150549542Ilia will fight Arman if he gains momentum, only then. If he goes to WW and beats the winner between Islam vs JDM and Arman actually becomes LW champ in the meantime, you can be 100% sure that Ilia will go back to beat his ass.He said he wants to retire at 30 so its reasonable to think that he wants every single one of his fights to be big money or big legacy fights. As of now the Arman fight isn't that good at either of those things, whereas Gaethje will at least fill his pockets.
>>150549754You know you don't want that, bonjour
>>150549694You made dead mommy piggy cry because you laughed at the maggot minge.Why did you laugh at the maggot minge?
>>150549804you're right, i just wanna talk about how many rajas it would take to go to the moon
>>150549838Space is an IC1 man's game Raja Jackson is not invited
>>150549847Why are you friends with the Black man who laughed at your dead mommy's maggot minge and made you cry?
You've completely lost the plot spamz
>>150549786Woah wtf this doo could weem?
Umar needs to fight more
>>150549876He was undefeated against humans so he started testing himself against the scariest animals.
>>150549794They're just too big at welterweight Ilia is a tiny little manlet. Would be funny to see him get kwabbed by some bum like jdm or brady if he tried.
>>150549890I legit think JDM is gonna beat Islam then Ilia and will become a superstart out of nowhere.
>some bum like jdmTalmbout the reigning champion?
>>150549908JDM won’t be 36 until 2033 so i don’t see how ilia could possibly fight him
>>150547870this is fucking retarded. that shit costed like 50 bucks I bet.
Pizza's here
>>150549946Grim
Anyone notice the YouTube comments section has become Reddit. The things I can enjoy in this life become fewer and fewer every day
>>150549946Enjoy opening touching the box that has feces on it and licking every one of your Fingers off
>>150549960And you're some fine Gentleman. What are you having for dinner?
>>150549871You fluff the BBC of a Black man who lauged at your dead mommy's maggot minge...
>>150549968Come on man I'm eating here>>150549960Monitor
Oi me piglet keeps oinkin' on me maggot minge!
>>150550000Stop dripping dementia dookie cheese on my minge...
>>150549968The dingleberry devourer will enjoy that I fear
>>150550000This man doesn't know I'm trying to help him
He keeps bringing Saarcles to pork my maggot minge...
Heeminder there's another nicer heem thread available to use
>>150550029Stop hurting my maggot minge...
>>150550037
>>150550051Please get your Black Daddy off my maggot minge...
>>150550051
>>150549794that will never happen. even if Arman becomes champ, he still won't gain any momentum because he wouldn't have time to build up resume and the rest of his resume is unimpressive. losing to Gamrot and getting saved by shorts coming off against Charles and winning split decision is far from being good look. I mean who does he even beat for the belt? Charles again? older Charles? Ilia will immediately retire if he beats WW champ Islam. if he does beat Islam but after he loses to JDM, then he will fight JDM as well for the belt.
>>150550086Women's rugby? Very phwoartastic I'll need to research this further>>150550095What are you his manager lol
>>150547247we don't want to mansplain
Can anybody smell that?
the Mythical Gamrot
>>150550137My piglet won't stop vomiting dementia dookie into my minge...
Here's how I raped Figgy:
I really hope none of the UFC fighters take performance enhancing drugs.
>>150549974Chippy tea
>>150550218That's for being honest, you're not better. Ok
Who said that? Nobody said that
>>150547213>Unhung men: how they cope
What do you reckon Tai Tuivasa is scranning day in day out?
>>150550245Thanks*
>>150549750You think Jiri will heem Khalil?
It's funny how D.C's videos have a bunch of Muslims begging him to end gambling sponsorships in the comments
Tony is a boxing project
>>150550487Project Manhattan
He's going to absolutely fucking kill Jean Silva.
Jean will use the Samson option on Lopiss I fear
An entire village in Sudan got heemed by a mudslide
>>150550717Kwab I guess
gilbert burns dropped kamaru R. usman
>DIEGOOOOOOOOO
Ian Garry's wins age like fine wine.
>pick up ~20kg of groceries casually and walk with them (mainly consisting of jugs of water and a watermelon)>two separate male boomers complimented my strength on separate occasions
DANA! DANA!! GIVE HIM CONTRACT BRAZZA!HE DESERVE DIS >>150550977
I could probably heem or heem tappy all the 145'ers in this thread
>all the 145'ers in this threadWho's gonna tell him?
>>150550977Did Jones bleach his skin
>>150551190145? more like 450
>>150551190buddy.. heem.com is 190+ only.
Hurry up and hit 500 so we can heemcycle the other thread
>>150548447why is his belt undone
kino time
>>150551365this nigga just beeing himself out here
I didn't say manager, I said own business
Slamdaddy is going to ragdoll, rape, gape, pack, sement, and seal JDsM I fear.
I don't even understand the jdm one now but I assume it's gay or fecal
>>150551432Don't sign your posts with what you do over my maggot minge...
>>150550445incredibly cathartic trilogy. dirty daniel's finger first fighting needed to be punished
>>150551411>I fearDon't be scared homie
>>150551471despite being intellectually challenged steve a is one of the greats
>>150551514>>150551523>>150551535wow this guy will never KO the salt papi
>>150551411Factual post.
>wins in last 6 years: (1) Salt Papi
How is this thread still up? What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”?
>>150551614Ignoring the lineal thread I beget in regret
Weeeeeelll... It's The Big Schaub
>>150551630Stop nibbling on the maggots from my minge...
>>150551514Must be a shameful ordeal to lose to Bobby Green
>>150548234OHNONONONONO
>subbed by Bobby Green
>oh say can you heem
I never much liked khabib
>Interim Champ of the KSI league for beating the Salt Papi
>>150551737what? why you molested me so much then fazza? fak you
>>150546987Yay
I always told the boy to duck Ferguson he was going to ruin our plan>>150551756Khabib you mighty disappointment for chief dieofcoof
>>150551772fazza jes tell to me straight... do you or do you not wish tony was your son instead of me...
>>150551779I even wish jon jones was my son more than (You) khabib
Tony won.
BDS meltie.
Movsar did nuffin wrong bruv legal tender innit
>>150551613Appreciate you killing 5 trees to make this video
squirt another round of diarrhoea in your mother's minge for me Ps. sorry for raping you
Adesanya wanked me
contendies today lads
My tummy hurts
>>150551886What's his name
>>150551907>>150551930Not cool guys
Ziam pulled out vs Fernandes.SAD. That easily could have been a fun fight.
he gonna fill up his shoo shoo dipey and see red I fear
And STILL undefeated.
>>150551991Rajadaddy can beat you half to death and when you wake up Jones runs you over. Chills.
We are inevitable
>>150552037You think I'm just going to sit there and let them kill me anon?
>>150552058
Word is Trump is going to endorse Dana as the next president
>>150552082Imagine every presidential announcement is just Dana filming 480p live streams from his phone
>>150551930Stop letting the Black Daddy pork my minge...
>>150552099>Guys, huge news in the mma world today. We've just announced a line of JD Vance UFC action figures
THE PIZZA SETTING ON MY AIRFRYER IS LIKE MARK HUNTS UFC RECORD 50-50
Mike Dolce betrayed BJ Penn and caused all this
im cleaning the fuck out my room, when im done i have the floorspace to practice my iminari rolls
>>150552072Wish I could stop thinking about this webm, there is just so much to unpack
why are there chibi ufc figures at walmart going for $35
Million Dollar Extreme associate on Dana White's Contender Series tonight.https://youtu.be/b-eGXW4sM_8
HEEMCYCLE WHEN READY:>>150535698>>150535698>>150535698
Fuck
>>150552208Son you cannot munch on the maggot minge!!!
>>150552082Decomposing Donald has passed on I’m afraid
>>150552245Mango Maggot Minge Dirty Diaper Donald I fear.
Slandering the president will get you heemed and deported by ICE
Finland revved spammy
>>150552258Someone call Clozapig for the cleanup!
Can you shut the fuck up and talk about mixed martial arts you disgusting freak?
Why is it considered difficult to punch while moving backwards? I mastered that in an hour at home.
>>150552360>>150552312Don't sign your posts with a maggoty moldy anus.
mIXED mARTIAL mARTIN
Sooner we hit 500 the sooner we can converge the threads and evade a Daner/Ngannou situation
RIP Trump
>>150552360Idk can you?
OHHHHH HES PULLING OUT THE 'CHIVE SCREENSHOTSWATCH THE FUCK OUT
>>150546996ZOA face
Nearly 40 minutes past when Dirty Diaper President was supposed to squeal.That piggy mighta oinked it I'm afraid.
>>150552385you can't hide b
>>150552421Nah I'm the other Canadian
DDDP (decomposing dirty diaper president) I fear
Combat sports?
>>150552447this was debunked
>>150552372Eddie is way less tall than Ithought, or Dilon is more tall.
>>150552447My minge is combating the dementia dookie you keep puking into it...
>>150552476MMA?
>>150552475Tony deserves better
>>150552476This post doesn’t seem to reference combat sports
>>150552489I deserve better (an Asian WMMA girlfriend).
ufc white house not looking good...
talkin' about martial arts is taboo on heem
>>150552497Wow! Cute!
We deserve better.
>>150552489Lil cracker is on a 3 fight winning streak and Anthony Taylor only lost to P4P #1 Darren "Essentially Roy Jones Jr" Till.Rankings seem solid.
Why is Rozenstruik in dirty boxing? What the fuck hahaha
*takes off DDPs**swings them over head*
BJJ is fucking gay
>>150552556Your father raped you and you pretend every dog you jerk off is him.
Regrettably I paid money to subscribe to Jessica Eye's OnlyFans just to be left disappointed and to think she fought Valentina for a title once
The Dogfather starring Sneed Pacino
>>150552597This post feels like a confession. A cry for help perhaps, hm?
>>150552535That's not what I'm lamenting good he's ranked on his debut expect great things from him at misfits
Everything I post is a confession...I'm a naughty piggy...
Methinks the janny doth protest too much
is it true that sean got raped by his dad?
>>150552646>the one chive' screenshot that got it right
>>150552628Oi stop oinkin' on me minge!!The maggots are getting in your snout!!!
The obsession with pigs...
Everybody on three!1,2,3!DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!*CLAP*DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!*CLAP*DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!*CLAP*
>>150552656No Xhe was asking for it by twerking for him in a full pair of DDPs
Someone stop my son...He keeps porkin' my maggoty minge with dementia dookie on his clitty...It's makin' me queef...
>>150552656Nah, he was abused physically like throwing beer cans at him or punching him and stuff but Strickland was never sexually abused.
>>150552665Leave Finland alone
>>150552716Don't sign your posts.
Xadame made fun of Clozapig's dead mommy's maggot minge.But Clozapig only cared when Saarcles did it.
one life playa!
Dreadful thread let's clean up our acts before we heemcycle the nice one ready waiting in the catalog
>>150552784Clean up Toby's BBC juice from my maggot minge...It's making me queef...
one bud lit out to sneed playas keep it real hunnit
>>150552784get down with the sickness
Things heem apart the center cannot sheem
>>150552784Gosh, you've really been raring to go with this
>>150552823Stop spraying in my maggot minge...It's making me queef...
I know Finland has his thread already up and ready to go but I'm going to make a new one anyway
>>150552838That would be pretty fucked up, he's been waiting hours
>>150552866You're hurting my minge...I'm queefing!
>>150552838That's really not cool man
>>150552900I'm queefing!!!!Stop hurting my maggot minge!!!Uhhhh!!!!!!Owwww!!!!
Does anyone find this ragging on Finland shit funny? He just repeats the same shit and he looks like the asshole here.
>>150552957yeah man it's great
>>150552957Your asshole is full of maggots...Just like my minge...
>>150552957He pretty much does it for people like you who entertain it
>>150547247WMMA is an entirely different sport. Only Queer,BIPOC or well read feminists opinions are worth hearing. Especially in this fight.
>>150552983Same shit over and over. Funny maybe the first time. Now you’re boring.
>>150552957I think its hilarious he's bodying that piglet freak!!!
>>150552996You have sex with men...My son has sex with my maggot minge...
You need to stop touching the maggot minge!
>>150552957>he doesn't have the flag filteredkwab
I got gaped by a Somalidaddy...
Why is heem of all places getting botted?
Georgian nigga seems a bit dimHEEMCYCLE:>>150535698>>150535698>>150535698
>>150553040I just need another Sexy Black Daddy.
>>150551613Khabibi has 0 wins in the past 6 years
