https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h3bMVc3Roto> Every rival was defeated> Every idol was destroyed. > He took the crown and kept it. > Behold the greatness, he is the Forever Kang.
This is an extremely faggy commercial.
>>150553737Its corny as fuck and while the crown is obviously supposed to look like his logo it looks like ugly as fuck.1. Owned by duncan 2-12. Owned by curry 3-13. Owned by dirk 1-04. Owned by Durant 2-15. Winning record against Jimmy Butler (has as many first team selections as bron has authentic follicles on his head)
>>150553780It's also, like, literally homosexual. Why is he naked?
>>150553793The emperors new clothes
>Lebeta
>>150553780For some reason it’s ignored that he lost to all these niggas in the finals
>>150553718This faggot loves huffing his own farts https://youtu.be/cEVCjUG1Mww
>'06 got his salad tossed by the pissed ons>'07 got spanked by Duncan >'08 raped by the smellshits>'09 booty blasted by dawhite and his ragtag group of meme chuckers >'10 is gifted old Shaq but delmonte started banging his mom and he still gets rotated by the retirement home celshits>'11 locked down by a spicy beaner manlet in the NBA Finals >'12 finally win a ring during a lockout season against the baby thundies>'13 bailed out by the greatest shot in NBA history because coach pop went senile and took Duncan out of the game.>'14 gave up because of a broken air conditioner while the retirement home spuds had no problem playing >'15 it wasn't really fair because Love and Kylie were injured>'16 the front office saves his legacy by suspending apemond and Jr Smith assassinated Bogut during the same game >'17 and '18 Finals were televised rape>'19 lol>'20 Disney ring>'21 gives up on his team again like did in 2010>'22 heh>'23 old>'24 super old >'25 completely cooked and actively sabotaging Luka's potential He was/is easily the most manufactured "superstar" in NBA history, way more than MJ or Shaq.
