48 hours remain
• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Most division titles of all time in 20s• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
good morning, saars!
>>150555484
It will our time soon.
kek zoomers and hispanic mutthomes fans have to pay for youtube to watch their goodgoy team
I share an office with subhumans who don't navigate Excel spreadsheets with Enter and Tab but actually use their mouse
woins
>>150559597Boharaneesh Nixpati will lead his team to do the needful
just because I didn't remind you don't think I forgotjust because it didn't happen yet don't think that it's not
Red zone sucks and Scott Hansen is an annoying faggot who loves the sound of his own voice
Choofs haven't been the same since losing Sneed
How many this season?
why are you stupid faggots so insistent with trying to “prove” bellichick is a bust? He is one of the greatest coaches ever. Period. It doesnt matter if brady helped him or not, he still had to coach the teams you fucking mongoloids I dont even like this old faggot but you guys are so fucking annoying
Brady had the best landing spot. Reid only has more wins than Belchick since he had MVP caliber QBs like Vick unlike Belichick who only had washed QBs.• Mahomes got Reid near retirement age, Brady had 20 years of the best defensive coach• Mahomes got Kelce once he was older, Brady had Gronk his entire career• Brady had a weak division for 2 decades, AFCW is stacked to the tits• Brady had a top 10 defense for 2 decades• QBs spend half their career on the sidelines, having an elite defense is a huge benifi since the defense is outside of your control• Patriots went to the Superbowl before he got there, meanwhile the Chiefs had 1 playoff win in the last 14 years.
>>150559597We're about to redeem some playoff wins this year
>>150567027Ever thought about not having a melty because of people shitposting? Nothing anyone posts here takes away Belichick having 8 Superbowl rings
>>150567027Modern sports discourse is fucking annoying with everyone having to have some strong opinion or have the need to label someone as a fraud or bust.
>>150559597Cursed image.
Young Bussy got ‘em seethin.
>Andy Reid without Mahomes: 183-120 in the regular season, 11-13 in the playoffs, 1 Super Bowl appearance.>Bill Belichick without Brady: 83-104, 1-3 in the playoffs.B-but Belichick needs an all-time QB just to break 0.500!
>>150567054>>150567027>>150567057>why are you stupid faggots so insistent with trying to “prove” bellichick is a bust?It's all the fairweather Patriots fans trying to shit on him to make Brady look better. That team has no real fans, their ratings are bottom 3 now that Brady left meaning they watched them while they were winning.
>>150567045jesus fucking christ
>>150567092Belichick had QBs like Michael Vick who finished 2nd in MVP voting in 2004. But you don't know this since you weren't watching football back then.
>>150567027
>mutthomes shills removed all the "2nd most" because it made it obvious they lose
>>150567103
>>150567103A pity MVP vote. 2300 yards, 14 TDs, 12 INTs. So much better than Bledsoe!
>>150567027You don't understand bro a 75 year old Belichick losing his first game with a dogshit UNC football program that he's rebuilding from scratch is definitive proof that he's nothing with out Tommy
imagine being browngrim
>>150567092>>150567096LOL perfect timing. International fans are fair weathers and bandwagonners.If you asked the Italian to post a photo of his worn Pats jersey he couldn't do it.
Dem Boyz have given up before the season started
Why do you need to pirate stream football? Isn't it just on the tv?
Everybody who actually followed the pats knew that Bill's coaching wasn't the problem, outside of dumbass stunts like with Butler, it was his talent evaluation which led to completely hollow rosters and led to Brady having to do unreal carry jobs. This of course continued when Brady left
>>150567139Do NOT check how many points the Pats D gave up in the two games before this
Of the 8 games that got the Sunday early slot, I'm most interested in these threeSoutheastern Cat BowlPanthers vs Jags Bryce Young vs TLaw in Jacksonville, home of the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party Raiders @ Patriots Lot of cross breeding between these two recently Pete Carroll vs Mike VrabelSteelers @ JetsRodgers back in MetLife Stadium
>>150567165>webmlol that was a fun game
He's already thinking it. Soon he'll be saying it
>>150567185Broncos D really dragged Peyton Manning's corpse to a Super Bowl.
>>150566994It was good because it didn't have commercials. Now there really is no point other than fantasy football autism.I prefer to watch whatever game Romo is doing because I like that goofy alchy.
>>150567221>draggedIt's called leadership.
>>150567172see>>150567029
>>150567221But that's Broncos legend Brock Osweiller.
Bros
>>150567268lmao did they charge everyone for the season already?
>>150567172Do NOT check how many points the Patriots defense gave up in their first two super bowl runs
You’re listening to the Life Bussy Lessons podcast with Aaron Rodgers and Trevor Lawrence.
>>150567268he doesn't make any decisions. Literally everybody saw this coming once espn stepped in
Can't wait to see Jared, JJ, and Caleb screaming running for their lives when... PARSONS COOPER WALKER VAN NESS GARY WYATT come blasting through their olines on every play
>>15056728624.3 ppg?
Patty Cuckitini
>>150567296The Bears are installing turrets into their stadium that lock in on opposing pass rushers when they get too close to Caleb
The debate is over
>>150567331Oh fuck I misread 19*
>>150567344Wrong file.
>>150567344Chiefsfag should be much, much more fat
>>150567344Kiwi's 2017 incidentThe kiwi took a trip to the USA and got drunk in downtown. When it was time to head back to the hotel he forgot he was a women sized manlet and walked the streets, not realizing the streets are for men. He quickly realized he should have taken an uber like women do.A latino youth approached him, let's call him bradysknee. Bradysknee told him you are going to give up your booty or your BOOTY. The kiwi was scared and started crying. Bradysknee told him to take off his tripcode and he obeyed him like a submissive bitch. Bradysknee then broke his nose and took his iphone. His nose needed surgery.Source:https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>150567331>>150567347Post your playoff predictions
>>150567017>wins13>yards4100 passing + 500 rushing >TDs32 passing + 9 rushing>ints9
>>150567331Lol wut
>packers sold the future for this
going to the rams falcons game in december because I live in flyover hell and this is the only way I can watch the rams. What can I expect? Are falcons fans mean?
Gross, I share a board with a bunch poorfags/ban evading kiwis who can't even afford $150 worth of gridiron subscriptions. Lmao
bring it back!
>>150567552>falcons fansAdd it to the list.
>>150567344G--go Raiders
>>150567367chiefs fans are mostly spics though
>>150567563Buddy, I'm supposed to get that in dividends tomorrow alone. It's not the price tag, but the fact they're serving up a sub par, somehow even further reduced quality product and I'm not rewarding that.
>>150567587nice try, baljeet
>>150567563>I'm really rich guys I have a whole $150Never seen a more obvious broke flex in my life lmfao I guarantee you drive a complete shitbox if you even have a car
>>150567545>the youngest nfl roster has no futuredamn...
>>150567563It's more convenient to just stream it on some streaming site or just watch it on tv. Plus most streaming services prevent you from screenshoting unless you disable hardware acceleration or whatever and I forget about that.
>>150567165Mainly from never being involved in college at any point. Old asses that stay around had their feet in college at some point usually. He should have done this North Carolina thing in the mid-late 90s
1 more day...
>>150567563how does a tripfag ban evade?
>NFL RedZone host Scott Hanson confirms broadcast will feature commercials this season
>he thinks $150 is flexingJust say you're poor. Nothing to be ashamed of, brokie.
>>150567344can you do one for the most competitive division formerly known as AFC South?
>>150567676>no usad. I dare you to shit in a toilet though
>>150567581ruri makes my pp tingle
>>150567017How many what?Botched surgeries?
>>150567679I will if you post your playoff predictions. I'm interested to see what you think (assuming you're the statistics Italian anon)
Quick reminder that bunco fans consist mostly of non-english speaking mexicans
Patriots nearly won a Superbowl before Brady got there. Brady had 10 team mates or coaches who played in the Superbowl
mutthomes fans confirmed as brown spics
>He pays for WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>150567651follow the semen trail and you'll find out
>>150567639theyre just not very good
I know I'm being annoying but the Cowboys being in the opener is such a shit choice outside of ratings. They don't seem like they'll be good. Of course saying this means that tomorrow's game will be really good.
>>150567727Burger King commercials are annoying as fuck but I will admit Triple Whopper with cheese ain't bad eats
>>150567712Hola senor
>>150567741it's because philly is the White Man's team and the cowgirls are one of the brownoids teams (along with the chiefs)
>>150567741You know damn well you'll be here for the shit flinging.
>>150567741division games are always wacky and openers are weird in general. Anything could happen
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>150567752On this eve of the NFL season, let us celebrate our favorite past commercials.
>>150567741I feel like it's gonna be a shootout. People sleeping on the Lamb+Pickens combo that's gonna be a long day for the Eagles secondary
>>150567214"I love sucking cock. I fantasize about sucking all my OL's cocks every day over five times a day. There I said it. And I'm proud of it. Nobody is better at sucking cock than a man and nothing is more manly than sucking cock"Bo do your parents know?"Yes I told them about my love for sucking cock back in high school and they've been the best about being supportive. Mom even bakes me an erect penis cake for my bday every year every since. I have the best mom."
If the cowsois win, I'll release the unredacted epstein list and discard my cyanide pill in the toilet
reminder that the "we dem boys" is a direct reference to the fact that cowboys fans are chicano (chicano means "boy" in brownspeak)
As a Chiefs fan our dear leader Nick Wright got dogwalked on that segment about Mahomes landing in the best situation. He didn't mention any of these >>150567029 arguments and allowed Brou to talk over him for 10 minutes. It was embarrassing.
>>150567781im really close to calling animal control on my neighbors dumb dogs. I am so sick of them barking 24/7 and pooping all over the place. one of them shredded my other neighbors cat up like a chew toy and left its body parts all over the street. Hes a lazy fucker and deserves to have those dogs euthanized
>>150567785
>>150567785I like the original "dilly dilly" Bud Light commercial. They ran with the joke too long and killed it but the original is still funnyhttps://youtu.be/boD27Qq9kJw?si=w1Kx3WTTbVz3Uf5S
>>150567832God, those thighs...
>>150567696>mwf my 'ders win, meaning Ruri is wearing the cat ears and tail tonight
>>150567785Catch the game last night?
>anon still seething about spics fucking his girlwe run this board puto
>>150567794>"I love sucking cock. I fantasize about sucking all my OL's cocks every day over five times a day. There I said it. And I'm proud of it. Nobody is better at sucking cock than a man and nothing is more manly than sucking cock">Bo do your parents know?>"Yes I told them about my love for sucking cock back in high school and they've been the best about being supportive. Mom even bakes me an erect penis cake for my bday every year every since. I have the best mom."why these chicanos so gay, bronco bros?
>>150567785https://youtu.be/dcjCR_EtQXk?si=8aCD6DOhtGwVyZns
>>150567865It's how they do it down on Federal, holmes.
>>150567752I used to like Burger King but I will never go there again. I hate that ad campaign so fucking much that anything associated with it is just a no-go for me. And I don't even care if they eventually stop it. The hatred is so ingrained now that I will not let it go.So yeah, congratulations on spending millions of dollars to make me hate something I used to kinda like. Because that's what ads are supposed to do, I guess?
>>150567805Nick is just a retarded Jewish tranny nigger lover that cannot divorce himself from his horrendous takes
Whopper makes ya seethe
>>150567847*our 'ders>me in the bottom right scoping out some quality hentai before kickoff
>>150567221That's why Von is gonna be 1st ballot HoF, I hope he gets some sacks with the commies to climb up the all time list
>>150567891Doris is a hotter AI vixen.
Hisss
>>150567929What do me and my wife Temujin have in common?We've both never gone in person to a Raiders game
I'm the only person itt that knows ball
>>150567953Tell me more about ball
>>150567959based.
>>150567837Mead is better than Bud Light though
>>150567961The chargers are going to the owl. They are the dark horse in this race.
>>150567953Congratulations, you're the smartest kid in the special ed class
>>150567979>They are the dark horse in this race.But their alternate logo is a white horse.
>eagles have 8 new starters on d Uhh eaglesbros bros is dak going to heem us?
>>150567979Zam zaddy I'm going to go bet on draftkings now
>>150567979WRONG. Its the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team
>>150567979Herbert is like 1-9 without rashawn slater and that dudes out for the season
I was today years old when I learned a "charger" is a horse, not electricity.
>>150567979I wanted to believe this but then their super expensive left tackle made it zero seconds into the season before collapsing into a heap of rubble. They couldn't even make it to the regular season before the Chorgening began. Cursed team
>>150567979>chorgers They aren't even good enough to be disappointing
>>150568028>admitting to not knowing ballstay in the pocket, little bro
Both these birds are kind of fugly desu. Im out
>wk18Cool so they'll either be in or out and the game will mean nothing either way.
>>150567959Some people might think this is racist but it isn't
>>150568065thank you for your insight, javier
>>150568065Got quite the spic sniffer there son
>>150567017This nigger will suck.
>>150567979Chargers are the "dark horse" Superbowl pick every fucking year. It's not happening especially with that plonked autist bustin cuckatini
>>150567651how can you kill that which has no life?
>>150568106>bustin cuckatiniI've gotta get off of this website. I was talking ball IRL and I called Herbert "Bustin Pervert" without even realizing
>>150568156We prefer Latinx.
>>150567805>He didn't mention any of these argumentsBecause they're retarded arguments and unlike the OP Nick would actually have to put his name on that shit and be mocked for it in real life. I man, you Cheifsfaggots don't actually believe the shit you post, right? I assume you're just trolls and not genuinely retarded but maybe I'm giving you too much credit
Does /nfl/ watch college football? I do but largely to prepare for the NFL draft...
>>150568190No, just gay porn and my Lions.>>150568182Oh I love this one
>>150568190>Team was dogshit when I attended>Team continued to be dogshit for years>Team acquires Coach Primeval >Team is now dogshit with gold flake
>>150568209hiring those male cheerleaders is all making sense now
>jannies delete harmless posts but turn a blind eye to triptroons evading bansreally makes me think
>>150568237There's always a silver lining. Nobody even knew you guys sucked before because no one knew who you guys were :)
>>150568273I wish that was still the case.
2024 Allen vs 2022 Hurts
>>150568182Come on, man. Save it for the Eagles gamethread
>>150568182>WE DEM BOYZ!
>>150568182>spee_meetup.gif
I don't understand the rams hype
>...........sheeeeit nigga what deez words
>>150568380In Stafford we trust
>>150568209GODleb would have his twink ass waiting in his locker room
>>150568381>Eagles player being literate generated headlines
He's putting the league on notice
>>150568397That's the blackest man that I've ever seen in my life.
>>150568397>Loses the locker room because he got too coldKWAB
>>150568397>HE WUZ THROWIN UP GANG SIGNS SKEEYUP
>>150568384That's it?
>>150568381>It wuz da bess of times>It was da worse o times>Man that don't make sense how can it be bess and worse at da same time?
>>1505684219ers are frauds, Hawks are non-entities, and the Cardinals are still the Cardinals. It's not much, but wouldn't you bet on Staffy?
>>150568428This gave me a hearty kek ngl
you're not brown, right anon?
>>150568465>tf>tp
>>150568450>Somebody's gotta win this shitpile.Bold thesis desu senpai.
>>150568465I'm yellow sir
>>150568465
>>150568472
>Dak demon mode revenge tour>elite offensive mind coach Shotty taking the reigns from the fat ass loser McCarthy >addition by subtraction getting rid of locker room camcer Parson and tons of depth>scariest offensive weapons in the leagueHow terrifed are the Iggles on a scale of 1 to 10?
Im going to admit myself into a psychiatric ward if the cowboys do anything of significance this season
>>150555484Please Reffies…have mercy
>>150568489Damn
>>150567950sheeeeeeeeeeeeit you two gotta get on that and you gotta get on her (him) afterwards
>>150568465There's a chance my dad's dad was Mexican, it-s a shame I've lived with my entire life but there's a small chance his dad was actually this white guy so never give up hope anon. Your your dad's dad my have been John Edward Hilter the 2nd
>>150568465Sometimes I wish I was so I could go around shucking and jiving and asking for reparations then hitting the griddy and sippin on a lil henny
>>150568554Have you ever actually been around or hung out with a black person irl?
>>150568613kek brown boy mad at bantz
Hmmm I wonder why
>>150568631It was actually a genuine question. I was curious since you're from New Zealand.
>>150568641Cried? Wasn't it basically Dusk Till Dawn: Black People Edition?
>>150568641>steinfeld y'know i really thought better of him than to do something like that
>>150568661We have plenty of Maori and Pacific Islanders here. Pacific Islanders are chill and hilarious. Maori are mostly friendly but can be pretty intense
Chiefsbros...our wait is almost over
POV: you tried to stop year 18 Joe Flacco but got plonked instead
>>150568683>most intelligent group of people on earth who bend everything to their whim according to 4chan>also: marrying one of them is bad and we're somehow better than them
>>150568747I like Njoku. Wish he played for a better team though, like the Rams or Chiefs.
Is the schizo still fighting a losing battle to the kiwi or is this genny usable again
https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league/join?leagueId=226337524&inviteId=4206ab31-5418-4cc8-9dd4-5a799a59476cONE MORE NEEDED
>>150568664That sounds bad ass. Was there ever one of those hood horror movies about vampires in gangster rap era South Central? That'd be pretty cool, like they rob a pawn shop to make silver bullets then it a drive by on the vampires crib in the middle of the day. Then the vampire comes back and says, "motherfucker do I look like a werewolf to you?"
>>150568775I think he finally fucked off after having a complete meltdown yesterday. I think I did a quick count and it was something like 100 posts over two threads. 100% Asperger's Syndrome has to be
>>150568822>He doesn't know about Leprechaun in da Hood
>>150568752Actually they're nothing more than demonic parasites. Thats it.
>>150568852I said vampires homie
I'm feeling it.
>hello ladiesJust be yourself /nfl/ its that easy
LOTTERY TIME
>>150568863Okay, cattle
>>150568863Wtf I love Jews now
>>150568898LOTTERY TIME
>>150568863Many are saying this
>>150568906looks like I hit the soft part of your fat gut, parasite
>>150568954LOTTERY TIME bookies FEAR the lottery bettor
>>150568906
Have some leftover enchiladas but I really want burgers for dinner.
>>150568999That's none of your fucking business
>>150569020How long until Palantir just picks the winners of the games so players don't have to play and get injured?
>>150569008Have some burgers lil bro you've earned it
I'm honestly thinking about printing and laminating a playcall sheet for my madden playbook so I don't have to waste time thinking about what to go into for each situation.
>>150568999>>150569036shut the FUCK up bitchknees
>>150569061Add a copy of the Cheesecake factory menu to the otherside.
>>150566979>VickAs an Atlanta fan, fuck you. Vick was pure, unfiltered shit as an NFL QB. Our fanbase can go fuck itself, too.Matt Schaub fucking mogged him whenever he took snaps.
>>150569077As a Saints fan, he was fun to watch. Also, fuck you and your team. The division will be ours in 2-3 years.
>>150568954>>150568970At least you're being responsible.
>>150569067is bitchknees here in the room with us now?
>>150569092>>As a Saints fan, he was fun to watch. At first. It got very exhausting the 100th time he ignored a wide open guy downfield to shuck & jive in the backfield. >>Also, fuck you and your team. Likewise >>The division will be ours in 2-3 years.>Spencer RattlerAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAH
Predict who joining the 1-0 club in wk1
>Jon Gruden met with Sean Paytonwhat do you think they talked about?
>>150569120This bussy
>>150569118>Spencer RattlerThe Saints are drafting Drew Allar or John Mateer next year
Jon Gruden met with this bussy
>>150569060Maybe I'll take the enchiladas for lunch tomorrow but we usually go out for lunch on Thursday. We do have a busy day tomorrow so maybe we won't have a chance to go out. Tomorrow's probably the last day they're good and I'm making chili and cornbread for tomorrow and Fridays games.
>>150569120We're rooting for ties this week. I want see at least two teams 0-0-1
>>150569092Aren't the Saints in cap hell forever? If Bryce Young figures it out the Panthers could the be the team if the future in the division.
I wish there was at least 1 or 2 other countries that played football and had player development on par with us.
>>150569125Probably just laughing and making jokes about how much of an anti football pussy Roger Goodell is
>>150569145>Aren't the Saints in cap hell forever?I think they can start to see daylight in 2027, this is with only 36 players under contract though but the cap will be higher 2 years from now. This does seem too good to be true, so if anyone who actually knows that they're talking about wants to correct me, feel free.
>>150569132>Drew Allar*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150569183Keep laughing, you'll be crying a year from now. Just you fucking wait.
>>150569144jags panthersraiders patszona saintssteelers jest
I wish there was at least 1 or 2 other countries that played with this bussy
>>150569132Nope, Arch ManningNo refunds!
I support the 49ers
>>150569163*Bussy jokes
>>150569178I thought Carr retiring solved your cap problems?
>>150569210It really did help my Saints out
>>1505681861) I know you're a 49ers fan2) Those were solid arguments hence the reason you made no attempt to debunk them.Mahomes' situation is more ideal on paper but it's short lived, he only got 4 years of prime Kelce and Tyreek and will only have Reid for a few more years, whereas Brady got his entire career with Belichick and Gronk. People forget that the Patriots went to the Superbowl before Brady got there. Your 49ers missing the playoffs after going to the Superbowl does not mean the team became bad, it just means they had a few down years but are still in the mix to go back to the owl.
>>150569224Not reading that plonkedbabble
>>150569183Drew Allar is a great Quarterback. Easiest round 1 projection of all the guys being hyped right now
>>150569108yea
>>150569008I always make some extras on burger night and freeze them so I have one ready to deploy if I get hit with an emergency burger craving
I love smash burgers, EPA, and scorigami
>>150569269This is definitely a Cowturd take (and future where Colin was wrong segment), so well done.
>>150569132Saints are slowly becoming a lowkey great situation for a young QB>offensive line is coming together and will probably be pretty good this year>drafted two stud tackles in back to back years>one of the better centers in the NFL>Cesar Ruiz is a decent guard and they can easily get another interior lineman in next year's draft if Penning turns out to be a liability at guard>Olave and Vele are reliable targets and Shaheed is a solid deep threat>reliable RB in Alvin Kamara, Devin Neal could end up a stealThe biggest question mark is Kellen Moore as a head coach and they could definitely upgrade at TE but it's not a bad place to start.
>>150569270You're right.
>>150568641>>150568683
>>150569335I know
>I love smash burgers, EPA, and scorigami
>>150569269You better behave kiwibitch, your master bradysknee is here. Maybe he'll make you strip out of your tripcode again.
which team has the most jewish fans ? kc ?
>This is definitely a Cowturd take (and future where Colin was wrong segment), so well done.
>>150569358I look like this but I don't say this
minnesomalian shitlibs are truly the worst posters in this genny
>>150569368Giants/JetsLions
>>150569368giants or jets. I don't know if there's a split like the yankees/mets
>>150569379should've thought about the two new york teams but detroit ? interesting
>>150569368probably jets or kangz
>>150569183>>150569269hate to say it but the kiwi is right
Gross Rexman
>>150569224Upon further reflection I'm starting to lean "genuinely retarded with a touch of schizophrenia"
>>150569408FUCK DEEPI'M GOING IT
sorry i lurk but how fucked are the jets
>>150569429it's the jets anon
>>150569429standard fucked for the jets desu
>>150569429bustin fields levels of fucked
>>150569429JustEndThisSeason
>>150569427I'M DRAGGIN THAT LEASH
>>150569429Probably plonked just based off the state of their roster. I do want to see if the Braelon Allen hype is real. I saw some videos of him in training camp he looked good moves really well for a guy his size
>>150569429
>>150569388>DetroitThe University of Michigan is hilariously Jewish. I'm just assuming a lot of them are also Loins fans.
>>150569400Based on what? Allar pisses down his leg whenever his team doesn't have a massive talent advantage. He's basically Mac Jones.
>>150569324based
Penn State is so gay and boring
>>150569368Giants, Chargers, Rams, Dolphins
>>150569536>comping Allar to Mac Jones of all people They play nothing alike. Your Eye Test™ needs serious work
>>150569424>>150569261>>150568186>>150567920You pick which career you want (A) Brady or (B) Mahomes.>Head coach(A) 20 years of Belichick, the best defensive coach back when the rules favored defense(B) Or Reid, the best offensive coach but he's near retirement age so you will only get him for 10 seasons.>Division(A) 2 decades of an easy AFC East division which guaranteed you would always make the playoffs(B) Only 6 seasons of an easy AFC West division. Now the AFC West has 4 Hall of fame coaches and had the best win record in the conference. 3 AFC West teams made the playoffs and had a top 4 ranked defense. >Defense(A) Patriots had a top 10 defense for 2 decades(B) Chiefs had a bottom 5 defense when Mahomes got there and only recently have a great defense which won't last.>Weapons(A) Gronk for your entire career and a cameo of Randy Moss who is the 2nd best WR of all time(B) Kelce who was 29 by the time you joined the team and only 4 seasons of Tyreek Hill. Now you have the worst WR corps of any team aside the Panthers.
>>150567367based
any anons liveposting the eagles americas game tonight. ten minutes
>>150569561hey faggot can you post porn again already?we were quite comfy during your absence
not readin' ANY of that lol
jeffrey lurie > robert kraft
>>150569561Lol more unread plonkedbabble
>>150569527michigan is one of the hardest schools in the country to attend. Jewish people are incredibly intelligent, even more intelligent than us whites
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 1 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.92. Kansas City Chiefs 313. Baltimore Ravens 29.94. Buffalo Bills 29.15. Detroit Lions 28.16. Washington Commanders 277. Los Angeles Rams 25.88. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 24.79. Green Bay Packers 23.410. Houston Texans 23.311. Cincinnati Bengals 2212. Minnesota Vikings 20.713. San Francisco 49ers 20.414. Los Angeles Chargers 19.215. Denver Broncos 18.516. Pittsburgh Steelers 16.117. Miami Dolphins 15.718. Dallas Cowboys 14.719. Seattle Seahawks 14.320. Chicago Bears 13.221. Atlanta Falcons 12.322. Arizona Cardinals 11.423. Indianapolis Colts 9.524. Jacksonville Jaguars 925. New England Patriots 7.726. Carolina Panthers 7.527. Las Vegas Raiders 5.628. New York Jets 5.529. Tennessee Titans 4.130. New York Giants 2.831. New Orleans Saints 2.332. Cleveland Browns 1.3
Dem Boyz status?
After what happened to Quinn Ewers don’t expect anyone with eligibility remaining to come out of college unless they have a 1st round grade.
>>150569591More TDsMore WinsMore YardsMore MVPsMore AccuracyMore SuperbowlsMore Passer Rating
>>150569598>6. Washington Commanders 27It still doesn't feel real
>>150569605Quinn Sewers will start week 2 after Tua gets HEEMed
This is what a participation trophy looks like.
1 more day till dem boyz finna boutta win da owl
>>150569605Ewers situation is unique he clearly didn't want to stay in college just for the money and even falling to the 7th round I don't think he regrets leaving early. Dolphins are a great spot to sit and develop. I doubt he's going to be a good starting QB his tape was very streaky but less talented QBs have balled out in the pros
>>150569640Cowboys ain't winning shit, nothin parson'ell, kid
>>150569629Yeah and he will do it for $1m a year for the next 4 years unless he is cut. Meanwhile Arch will be getting $6m a year to stink.
>1. Allen loses in overtime.The league changed the overtime rules.>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.The league added virtual measurements.>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling saltsThe league banned it.>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seedThe league gifted him MVP.
>>1505693130-17
>>150569673u mad?
>>150569561>Gronk for your entire careerHow fucking young are you?
Take away Mahomes' weapons and he makes it to 3 straight Superbowls. Take away Purdy's weapons and he misses the playoffs.
>>150569673If the NFL is rigging things for Allen to win, why doesn't he win?
>>150568209nice crop nigger
>>150569645If the Ewers family weren’t already rich I’m sure he would regret leaving $8m on the table. I think we are going to be seeing more 24-25 year old rookie QBs.
>>150569617>other QBs have to copy JJ to have auraLmao
>>150569696Meant to say Gronk played his entire career with Gronk, whereas Mahomes got Kelce towards the tailend of his career. You know that's what I meant.
BEASTMAN
>>150569700>retard tries talking about my niners>embarrasses themselves Every time. What flyover state are you from if you're even American?
>>150569704>If the NFL is rigging things for Allen to win, why doesn't he win?It's because they can only react after the deed has been done. They might one day get so desperate they change the rules during season. If it's an Eagles vs Bills Superbowl they're banning the tush push before the Superbowl.
>>150569429It's the same old jets
>>150569684
>>150569617>>150569737both of these niggas will suffer a fatal bussy tear at some point this season
>>150569761>they can only react after the deed has been doneWhy wouldn't they just tell the refs to help Allen outOr is that only for Mahomes?
>>150569760Your post are so easy to spot because you never make any attempts at debunking the post and instead post insults.
>>150569786The only bussy being torn is Gayleb's on Monday after taking 6 sacks and losing by 20 points
>>1505697001) he still had Kelce2) He took away his own WR by throwing an INT and then making one of the worst tackle attempts of all time so he only has himself to blame3) the league wasn't invested in Brock Purdy getting back to the owl so he didn't get the blatant refball the Chiefs did. A couple of those cheesy calls might have swung a few games for SF, then they actually have something to play for at the end of the season and maybe they finish like 10-7. Everyone knows the Chiefs play on easy mode. Getting a pity super bowl berth just for the Taylor Swift cameos didn't impress anybody. We knew what they were all season.
>>150569653That zesty buck was askin for too much scratch so Jerry had to cut him loose. Better receivers this season and the corner nigs are finally healthy again. Dem boyz are coming for your seed.
>>150569735Maybe. Maybe not. He already made a fucking ton of money the last 2 years and it's not like he's working for free in the NFL. It's more important for athletes to maximize their peak than chase a bag. Ewers felt like he was ready for the NFL. We'll see
>eagles and cowboys is the first game of the season
>>150569790You're confusing him with me again. Take your meds
>>150569789The league never tells the refs to do anything since it would be a billion dollar scandal if a ref recorded their conversations. Instead they hire certain refs who know to be friendly to teams the league is pushing. And the refs who aren't smart enough to do this get weeded out. The league wanted the Bills to win so those Chief friendly refs got fired and the league added in virtual measurements which will give them power over misbehaving refs. In previous seasons they wanted the Chiefs to win but not this time.
I want to adopt a dog from Bo Nix's dog shelter and name it Bix Nood
>>150569553Why are people so low on Allar? He's projected as a 1st rounder but some were taking guys like Cade Klubnik over him.
>>150569809>1) he still had KelceKelce hasn't put up 1k yards since 2022 due to the WR being so bad he gets double teamed.>2) He took away his own WRShit happens when you have a bad OL.>3) the league wasn't invested in Brock Purdy getting back to the owl so he didn't get the blatant refball the Chiefs did. In the previous thread I was praising 49ers fans for not blaming the refs. I thought your franchise had prestige and didn't behave like poverty franchises but I was wrong.PFF had the Chiefs WR corprs ranked as the worst in NFL history to start in a superbowl which shows how bad it was.
>>150569844Okay, I'm officially a Bo Nix fan now. This is exactly what I would do if I had a lot of money. Best of luck this season to him and the Buncos.
>>150569553bo nix is mac jones lol
>Despite all the vitriol between Micah Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys, the star pass rusher made one last-ditch effort to try and get a deal done. Two days before he was traded to the Green Bay Packers, Parsons had his agent reach out to the Cowboys to try and bury the hatchet, according to ESPN.>Parsons' agent David Mulugheta reportedly sent an email to Jerry and Stephen Jones, telling the pair Mulugheta would come to Dallas or hop on a video call to hammer out a deal.>Jerry Jones reportedly shut that down, saying Parsons would need to play on his fifth-year option if he stayed with the Cowboys in 2025, per ESPN.holy based, Micuck in shambles
>>150569352Wanna kiss as a reward?
>>150569870We didn't lose games because of refs, we just didn't get any free wins because of them. And the Chiefs did.
>>150569358>He's not a maillard reaction enjoyer
>>150569844Better idea than what Vick did
>>150569866It's cazzies looking at stats and highlights same as it ever was. Down to down Allar is the Quarterback I'd take over everyone not named Luke Altmyer but I also know Allar projects far better in the pros than Altmyer because of his size>>150569888Boring bait same as usual. They play nothing alike
>>150569834>The league never tells the refs to do anything
>>150569902He's a Kiwi, they eat boiled sheep cum and then take Maori cock in the ass for desert. It's why his Ravens jersey has shit and cum caked on the back.
>>150569700It be like that
>>150569844Based as long as he's not sheltering shitbulls.
>>150569898n-no
>>150569368Giants for sure
>>150569368>
bitchknees made it two posts before talking about me and interracial sexual fantasies kek Asperger's Syndrome at work
>>150569834Those Chief friendly refs understood the assignment but were too fucking obvious in their execution. It's like a hitman who agrees to make a hit look like an accident but then then just sprays bullets everywhere and makes it clear it's a murder. Those refs had no subtlety.Imagine how pissed the owners were when #rigged started trending during super bowl week and they had to call off the threepeat to regain consumer confidence. Those guys tipping their hand ruined everything.
>>150569935Please?>>150569946When are you heading back to crime ridden Nawlins?
>>150569933Many such cases
>>150569933>last 2 seasonsThat includes 2023. Can you remind me of what happened when they played in the Superbowl?
>>150569946he beat the fuck out of you tho in the last thread
>>150569963Nooo stop talking about the refs!LMAOPLONKED
>>150569931lol is that the kiwi anon?
Asperger's Syndrome paedophile Patriots fan. Perfect representation of the fanbase and ownership
>>150570005Yep. He was maybe Donald Duckin it in that Ravens Jersey around New Orleans that hot and sweaty night...
>>150569931>jffmongrindsfwr.jpg>grindDid he post that for grindr? Is that why he got mugged. He was going to go visit a dude for anonymous buttsex?
>>150570026kek
It's amazing how every time you show up you HAVE to talk about and make up sexual fantasies. I wonder what mental illness would COMPEL someone to do that?
>>150569931wtf
>>150570047>>150570014>he's seething
>he's Asperger's Syndrome
Has Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne yet or no
>>150570047UHOH MELTY
>>150570047I always test positive for autism when I take the online tests.
>>150570080I've heard rumours that Baby Gronk is the new Rizz King
>>150570103do you test positive for AIDS because you got a train run on you by some thug Saints fans?
Kiwi lost his anal virginity in 2017.
>>150569429Justin Fields is your quarterback.
>>150570131that hot sweaty summer...
bros... I don't want to alarm you but... there's foobawl tomorrow
>>150570047>>150570078Do you want to discuss how the Ravens will go one and done this year, and Bo Nix and Goff both will fail to make the playoffs?
Nobody ask lil bro if he's Jewish. That's when he REALLY throws a big Asperger's wobbly kek
>>150570158riley reid really is an all-time great
>>150570155>quoting when I detailed how he had Demarius and Quantrell gaping him down under
>>150570158Please die
Less than 24 hours bros
Baker Mayfield will win an owl before Lamar or Josh Allen but that's not a conversation that people are ready for.
>>150570158No one post Remy...
>>150570139Feels like Christmas Eve. I'm probably gonna put down some retarded long shot bet on the Cowboys just because it's the first game of the season
>>150570191Agree.
>>150570191Unironically so will Jayden Daniels and Box Nood
>See news about killing Streameast>Check Streameast>It still worksWhat was their plan here exactly?
Who's bussy is gonna get busted on week 1?
>>150570219Caleb is gonna get minced by Flores. He's had all off season to cook up some crazy blitzes and disguises
>>150570219Rattler
The Americas Game docs just are not as good as they used to be.
>>150570191I'm not a Bucs fan but I like Baker. He seems like a cool guy and would be a good teammate.
>>150570219Ward
Commies did everything they can to be worse this season I dont get any of the moves like they signed tunsil so he can get penalties and put them in 3rd and long where daniels sucks. I think they realized his mom is radioactive and need to pump the brakes on him being muh mahomes 2
>>150570261I have a feeling he's going to surprise the Buncos
>>150570191It's crazy Jalen Hurts was the first QB of the new era to win an owl.
>>150570266his WRs are dogshit so i don't know about that
>>150570255He was truly fucked by being on the Browns.
>>150570219J.J.
>>150570219Mine
>>150570299go lions btw
>>150570215Nothing, let those retards think they accomplished something
ZAMN!! Kyler been hitting the books this offseaon fr
>>150570219I invited my bf over to watch the game so hopefully my gussy (girl bussy)
>>150570387what is he hiding
>>150570387Yakub ass nigga
>>150569963
>>150570503Kiwi, help him out.
Plonked or zonked?
>>150570554>4 fucking cowboys gamesgrim
>>150570554They're all so bogged.
>>150570554weird. I don't see the nfc winners, the atlanta falcons
>>150570554Tom is slowly becoming a Bog, when his metamorphosis is complete it'll be glorious
>>150570554Why do the Lions get so much prime time?
>>150570614they're a heckin wholesome feelgood story and they have teh awesome derpy sonic and knuckles
>>150569844Non whites could never comprehend this
>>150570554>NFCEslop plus loinsI’m good, thanks
>>150570614They're the astroturfed good guys
>>150570593I still think erin andrews is a cute
For me it's the bradysknee-kiwi beef.
Nick Sirianni has the same handshake with his son as Jalen Hurts
>>150568209plausible
>>150570554Could use a little more Honolulu Blue, but not a bad start.
>>150570671
>>150570219Well Cam Ward is going against a top 3 defense in the NFL debut on the road
Kelce the GOAT
>started working again after being unemployed for nearly a year >Can't even watch football most days while shitposting on here no more Fuck my life.
>>150570670Week 18 game needs to be flexed out already.
>>150570727I'm already cringing just think about the ">black qb" posting that will be happening. Just wish 4chan could stop being racist for a day.
>black qbs
>>150570753Weird enough, I don't see this board being that racist against Cam Ward or Michael Penix but I think in Penix's case, it's because they already make fun of his name.
>Shannon Sharpe has a 2 hour interview with Michael IrvinThat fucker is insane, I can't see any scenario where he doesn't go off of the deep in after 30 minutes.
I'm gay football player Michael Penis
I need Penis Jr to be good because I have Drake London in all my fantasy leagues.
>>150570800>still making cumtown jokes in current year
>>150570554>Dallas/Chicago>Dallas/Washington>Dallas/Philadelphia>Dallas/Giants>Notable Matchups
>>150570834Like it or not, The Cowboys literally are America’s Team. The consistently draw the biggest ratings
Who should move? Overall I think this is accurate I just might move the Patriots down one
>>150570554Where can I get these high quality logos as pngs?
>>150570859gaytriots are not in playoff contention
What is bro up to these days?
>>150570859Add the Browns to Super Bowl or Bust
RIP Redzone
>>150570859You should move the Broncos down a tier. Their schedule is really tough.
>>150570872Grindr
never followed football and tomorrow im gonna watch. what should i know?
>>1505709273 ravens and 2 of them are undrafted
>>150570876One quarterback per quarter with Watson getting out of his wheelchair to win in overtime
>>150570934it's a Cowboys-Eagles game and it's also the only game so the gamethreads are going to be absolutely cancerous
>>150569963Working that hard to squeeze out a deuce will give you hemorrhoids.
>>150570872>jackson mahomo
>>150555484SUNDAY
Can Dallas get after Hurts or are we gonna be watching more of this?
>>150570934Hope you like gay porn because you're gonna see a bunch of it in the gamethreads
>>150570742The kiwi hasn't worked in 4 years.
>>150570951>>150570983best place to watch?
>>150570983Im just celebrating my chiefies
>>150571008the bar
>>150570934Eagles have the best roster in the NFL with a dominant offensive line and a dominant runningback in Saquon Barely, and 2 dominant receivers in AJ Brown and Devonta Smith, and a dominant defense with a dominant defensive lineman in Jalen Carter, a dominant linebacker in Zach Baun, and a dominant cornerback in Quinyon Mitchell.
>Stream east got raided
suck dick harder FAGGOT ^
Football and Silksong tomorrow lads
>>150571068fuck what's another good site?
>>150571068>1.6 billion visits>for free
Imagine interviewing a head coach and asking them the exact same question for 15 minutes straight
>Ben Johnson thinks Gayleb still isn't ready to be a real QBLmao
>>150568613He was around a few ebony fellows in the sweltering summers of 2017 and his bussy never recovered from the incident
>>150571118Tyson Bagent by week 6 is happening for sure
>>150571104All that server overhead, like tears in the rain.
Streameast is a great place to watch the nfl if you like constant buffering and always being 45 seconds behind, if you’re mourning it you’re ngmi
dallas probably gets rolled but if philly somehow loses, imma spam orson welles
>>150555484I can’t fucking sleep. Football is back tomorrow. This is better than Christmas
>>150571146utter grvke
>>150571118Ben Johnson has literally been saying all offseason that he's intentionally overloading Caleb with information and stressing him out in order to figure out what he's good at and then he'll scale it down when the season begins.
Bro watching streamleast in the big 25. Get with the times blud, all the cool kids surf the streams of meth now.
>[EmpireSportsMedia/Connor Hughes] “I was in the #Giants locker room talking to Jaxson Dart after the preseason game with Jets when Brian Daboll walked over. He shook Dart’s hand, looked him straight in eyes and just said ‘I love you.’ No emotion, no hug. Said it, then walked away."Seems odd
>>150570952TRY THE PREPARATON H
>>150571164link redirects to the feds, nice try
>>150571170>Brain Dabboll wants to rape Jaxson DartI can see why they traded up for him
>>150571148Just like old times.
>>150571154It's not better than Thanksgiving though.
Newfags bring shame to my board. Orsenposting was born from the failure of the Eagles and the burgeoning desire of /sp/ to lampoon them.
>newfags freaking out about their first streamer takedown
It's over>Former Packers Hall of Fame QB Brett Favre, who was diagnosed with Parkinson's last September, says his symptoms are accelerating and he has stiffness on his right side, difficulty swallowing, and tremors.>"What symptoms have sort of arised here lately, is like, I have a hard time swallowing. There's times where I think I'm choking. It's sort of scary because they can't fix that," Favre said.>"I try not to think about it. I try to just focus on getting after the day. But, there are times during the day, maybe at night, when I can decompress...and I think I'm progressing a little bit.">Parkinson's disease is a disorder of the central nervous system that affects movement, often including tremors. There is no known cure for the disease.>Favre is 55 years old.
>>150571202Nobody cares, that was 50 years ago.
>>150571148The SB Champs losing in week 1 deserves all the shitpstoing it gets
>>150571220Kek what a crippled welfare stealing bitch.
>>150571202Does anyone have the empty trophy case with Donovan Macnabb?
>>150571220>In 2022, Favre began to face controversy for the Mississippi welfare funds scandal after investigations determined $8 million intended for welfare programs went to Favre or causes he championed.[2] Favre has denied the allegations and filed a defamation lawsuit against the State Auditor of Mississippi and two media personalities over their coverage of him.Good riddance to that asshole. Stealing welfare from poor black people to build a luxury place for his children.
>>150571220KWAB
>>150571220good riddance fuck this wrangler jean wearing faggot
>>150571220kek what a plonked Parkinson’s having bitch
>>150571220You mean former Vikings QB Brett Favre?
>>150571220Is this from getting HEEMED on the field too much?
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>>150571282kwab
>>150571190I will never complain about the Eagles beating the Chiefs but if there was one downside to it it's that it did take the piss out of Orsonposting for a while
