Remember the Red Wings edition./hoc/vious: >>150547016
>>150559119fuck off trb you gay faggot
>>150559119Based
Old mcdavid had a farmEo eo eo eo
>>150559119Bud 1
>>150559148lmao that's not how it goes
>>150559119>>150559127>>150559153
>>150559186
>>150559206audible jen rapey btfo
can this thread be less gay than the last one themed please
>>150559206kwarb
florida panthers desu
>>150559453
>>150559453I miss the real logo. It's a shame they never lifted the cup with it.
I just got back from the minor league game. It was boring and our team sucked but the world champion Idaho Falls Spud Kings were there with the cup to hype up their new season :)
How do you be burning down the White House 60 years before you are existing as a country sar?!?
>>150559485you're boring and already lost last thread kiddo
finna watch nxt tomorrow
what if the canucks and devils merged so the hughes brothers can all play together without having to pick one or the other :)
>>150559529Didn’t ask
>>150559583What if the Winnipeg Jets merged with the New York Jets?
>>150559595oh sorry to be the bearer of bad news tranny but not only do we ask here, tiny lost KWAB
>>150559119>>150559131Are the Wings the ultimate boomer team?
How good do you guys think wolf will be. I'm thinking a top 10 goalie for 10 years.
>>150559632I'm somewhere between millennial and zoomer and they were still the GOAT for my entire childhood>>150559644Calgary should lock him up for 8 years while you still can
>>150559618I’ve never watch Gayew once in my life if that’s what your referring too
>>150559485https://youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4History lesson
>>150559119tfw I got into hockey in 07 or 08 and its been nothing but misery sinceIm so very tired, steve...
>>150559186>>150559206get a room and fuck off.
>>150559506>you lost cause I said you didGot another genius here
>>150559675When you were 2?
>>150559693Remember the '15 ploffs? That's when I knew Gary was out for blood, Detroit blood.
Detroit and Chicago being bad for a decade almost is proof that the NHL not only has a talent problem but a salary cap problem
>>150559693Sorry lad. My flames made the cup final the year before I was old enough to have memories :(
>>150559727They were contenders throughout the 00s.
wanna buy a p bass
>Red wings...
Worked
>>150559735Yet Atlanta is going to get its third team
my earliest hockey memory was my dad explaining to me who patrick roy is and why his name's pronounced like that
Canadians so desperate for relevance>those American troops were stationed in Iraq so it was actually an Iraqi victorytoronto getting wrecked by Americans goes back farther than I thought
>>150559803Mine was meeting Brian Trottier in the 80s
>>150559803I remember watching the 2006 olympics and my dad saying we were the team with the leaf jersey
>>150559821i was 20 years old then
>>150559845get the fuck off 4chan
>>150559845Crusty boomer alert
>>150559854been here since '06, you'll be here forever btw
9;33 blocked shot9;30 contested pass9;22 locks down Crosby9;12 contested pass puck out of the zone8;43 broken up pass8;39 SOG8;39 3v1 gets to the puck first8;25 deflected pass from Crosby8;20 broke up pass to Crosby7;57 deflects shot[PK over]7;37 deflects shot[7;23 Shift concludes]
>still bubblin'worked
the bubblin thing could be the worst gimmick i've ever seen anywhere
>>150559886true
>>150559886it's pretty bad
>>150559886Lmao Chris Jericho was supposed to go to the World Wrestling Federation and use this gimmick
>>150559886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrl4MPddFkhttps://www.eliteprospects.com/player/452297/barney-irwingoon research
https://x.com/Iwantadonair/status/1963077981452325360based crowd
>>150559985Wow great job growing the game Gary random ass comedians don’t even know who your players are
>>150560024no milly
People like racist misogynist homo/transphobe Don Cherry is what made hockey the toxic masculinity rape factory it is.
>>150560038Is a rape factory like a moose factory
>>150560031Shut the fuck up
>>150559886>wrestlefag complaining about shit gimmicks for retards The ironing
>>150560043More like a burrito factory.
>>150560048KWAB
>>150559886It's spam, but the resident /hoc/ cuck doesn't give a shit. He just looks for cocks to take up his faggot ass.
once knew a woman who was hammered downtown and couldn't find coke so she met some dude who had crack. so she bought a crack rock and went to smoke it a bit later and he sold her a literal rock.
that man? albert einstein
>>150560161more like the stone was ein stein
>>150560182wtf KEK
>>150560182Coincidentally, Mark Stone's nick name is Ein Stein.
>>150560253based go knights
My nick name was human chat gpt
>>150560280based frost player
is canadian housing really that expensive? no wonder canadian players would rather win in america.
>>150560280my nickname was "museum guy"
>>150560253https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=sv&text=a%20stone&op=translateSwedish is funny
>>150560289im not fully reading that
Tonights movie selection is Big Trouble In Little China, starring Kurt Russell and directed by John Carpenter. Showtime shortly after this next marner.
Wayne Gretzky was actually a Swedish dude named Inge
>>150560314https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=de&text=a%20stone&op=translate
>>150560355Idk sounds normal to me because I know some german. Sweeds are the best at speaking english with zero accent though.
even if he has a good season ill still be calling them marners
When marner calls you answer
Hey mothercanuckers, just a reminder you've been a failure since 1993
>>150560447
>>150559206kek
>>150559886xhe bubblin'
>>150560439actually we don't call those that here now
bud wonmitch won>playoff goals
actually we flush it down here now
>>150560465true yall have been flushed down for over 30 years kek kwab
Franklin was a failure
>>150560470much like trb
>get stranded in the arctic >walk 1,000 km south>eat your friends>diekwab go flames
This movie kind of shit. Should have watched Escape From LA instead.
>>150560536There must be a movie with one of those big Chinese military parades
>>150560536which movie bud
>>150560564Big trouble in little china. Or i should have watched another john woo flick.>>150560536Worked
>>150560551Worked
>>150560587oh i like that one desu it's silly
>>150560596I laughed a few times for sure
Wolf is moving to sunbelt ain't hegod FUCKING DANG IT
>>150560601Shut the fuck up
Amazing how there are so many nice houses up in the Bronx but the problem is that I would have to pay a toll constantly, and I would have to also cross the Whitestone bridge constantly.Would love to look towards Queens by Forest Hills/Ozone Park. Need to find a nice home.
>>150560655BASED i love bud's retardprose
>>150560650I'm onto you You want to steal Wolf
>>150560659what do you think about this?
>>150560666
>>150560666I use instagram. It doesn't matter if you like an image or not. It knows exactly what the fuck you are looking at and feeds you stuff that is exactly like it. He is definitely looking at pictures of both burgers and feet all the time.
>>150559886I like WCW, that nitro stream is comfy. Watching Halloween Havoc 1995.
>>150560764Wwf has one too
both feds rule
thingken about logging out and watching fire walk with me
>>150560784Nice try Tiny
>>150560796oh fuck i apologize, i meant wwf/e and wcw
>>150560798Kwab
>>150560799i refute the kwab
>>150560802Youre kwab of the day
>>150560805we don't call kwabotd this early here
>>150560807You set the new record
>>150560816cope no i didn't
>>150560823cope yes you did
>>150560833nah
>>150560839fraid so
>>150560847ok so how u know
>>150560601Great reading comprehension!
>>150560850Huh what you mean
>>150560859you tell me
>>150560861So you dont know
pour one out for anon kwabotd
>Players are no longer required to adhere to any dress code. It will allow athletes to pretty much wear what they want to the rink, including endorsing wine and spirits as part of their “drip”.Finally, his powers will be fully unleashed.
>>150560867but enough about you
>>150560857He's delaying because he doesn't wanna sign. No one wants to sign for my flames. I'm setting my expectations as low as possible so I cant be disappointed again
It's time to move on from this Marner.
>>150559206Gooood morning Planet Retard
>>150560601Good he's an overrated faggot ginger anyways
>>150561436cope he's elite
>>150561451One year wonder.
Morning Marner has been dropped
>>150559119>ded wongs
>>150561458he's been elite at every level retard
>>150561704not in the nhl
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>150561709Source?
>>150561731.906 sv% career
>canadian team takes advantage of LTIR loophole once>it gets fixed immediatelyCoincidence? I think not.
i still trust gary to do the right thing
>>150560887Oh no
>>150561887The aids has taken its toll.
>>150561887Practice jerseys always look wrong on players
>>150561841And yet good goy Americattle will still tell you that Gary doesn't favor American teams.
>>150561887>ads on practice jerseysThank you Gary
>>150562136You're right he does favor them because they make money
>>150561887>fanatic sweatersoof
Gary is going for the sevenpeat
>>150562290thank you gary
>>150562234True that's why the Yotes got relocated.
>>150562332This isn't a knock on Canadian teams genuinely if there was a greater financial incentive and renumeration I think they would be pushed even harder More favorable calls, better matchups, more favorable, timeslots, or primetime gamesI hate to say it, but American team winning means more money and the only thing Gary cares about is money and masturbating to it
>>150562290Gary must be stopped in Minecraft
>>150560285she belongs to the PWHL Vancouver now
I could see the gochujang in my morning marner
>>150562136Your team is shit and run by a retard.
Huomenta
>>150562467i call them the BRR months hahagood morning, sweetheart
>>150561704Fluke
>>150562474I’m looking forward to the crisp air :)
>>150560689>He is definitely looking at pictures of both burgers and feet all the time.he just like me frfr
>>150562290This is an NHL playoff format problem you dumb canacuck
>>150562509I use instagram to look at dogs. I dislike the way instagram tries to get me to follow people from high school
>>150562582lmao it wants you to be a creepy pedo
>>150562582i have instagram to follow team accounts in different sports since i don't have twitter
Instagram is for girls kwab
>>150562602But I don't want to be a Flames fan.
Flames mentioned will we get an Islanders mention next
Can't wait for Calgary to trade every young player worth a shit for more garbage
>>150562519yeah the metro is too shit to compete
>>150562714did you celebrate your victory over trb with a delicious footburger?
>>150562719And you want to know why? Because the salary cap exists. Remove the salary cap
>>150562765>The salary cap only affects the metroThis is why you never became a sports writer
>>150562667are you calling me a girl, dude?
>>150562799yeah bud
>>150562798The salary cap sucks ass because it punishes everyone and every team finds a retarded loophole to get around it. Remove the cap.
>>150562810based i always wanted to be a girl go flames
>>150562827Unlock it bud
>>150562805QMJHL is for queers
>>150562871Just like my Islanders
>>150562849F L A M E SLAMES
>>150562871produced more stars than the dub, you dumb albertan
>>150559425did you not see the based OP image or something
>As reported before but now the NHL has started to put it together, the regular season will begin in late September for 2026-27 and Cup awarded mid June. Pre-season shortened and regular season extended to 84 games.
>>150562849Well buddy, you can just avatar as The Flames official ambassador here on /hoc/ and you're basically all the way there!problem solved
>>150562984cute flames girl
>>150562849this could be you
>>150563069dare to dream
*moonsaults off the top rope*
>The National Hockey League and the Players’ Association ratified an extension to their collective bargaining agreement in late June, which included a playoff salary cap.>According to TSN Hockey Insider Chris Johnston, the cap will be implemented immediately and take effect for the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs, meaning each team will be limited to icing a cap-compliant, 20-man roster for each game. Thank you Gary
>>150563129huh, i wonder why the stanley cup wasnt mentioned
>>150563174Many PhD’s were required to come up with this solution
>>150563239>I thought she was Asian for years>she's Puerto Rican
>>150563280she's actually an Indian boy from the Punjab
>>150563318hot
>>150563174Reminder you should hate the salary cap and owners for being cheap fucks instead of wanting to help the players.
>>150563329Reminder that you achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
>>150563239fuck i didn't even mean to post this
>>150563323
Gary
Gary can't you see, I was blindI'll do anything to change your mindMore than a pet you're my best friendToo cool to forget, come back cause we are familyAnd forgive me for making you wanna roamAnd now my heart is beating like the saddest metronomeSome where I hope you're readingmy latest three word poemGary come home
lol pepe the frog guitar singing song. so funny and relatable haha
True
>>150563658bubblin'
my favorite things about Gary are his religion and ethnicity
>>150563129Sisters :)
>>150563878why did you let bud plunge his long island penne into your anus uncontested?
The wiener dog race is easily the hottest event on that calendar, but damnit, November 15th is so far away
>33 days and wake up
>>150562602But they’re all people I went to school with a decade ago
>>150563908>DND nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
>>150563969and they still can't graduate? Kwab
>>150563908How’s the wiener dog race work? Is it on ice?
>>150563990never been to one, but I imagine it would be
>>150563129also you can gang bang EM
I hope Canada wins a Stanley Cup. It's sad watching
cool another flamespedo/wrestlefag thread
Are there any teams I can buy for the ~$400M post tax winnings I’ll have after the powerball drawing tonight?
>>150563980dnd is the department of national defense, silly
>>150563990i certainly hope so
>>150564105cope
>>150563918Unironically fucking kill yourself
>>150564120>erm ackshually it stands for the depar-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
>>150564111could probably buy an AHL team
>>150559615What if the New York Giants merged with the San Francisco Giants?
>>150564111first buy the /hoc/ mansion
So did Connor Bedard live up to the hype? Did he really make that much of a difference on his team?
>>150564135thoughts on trb letting you plunge your long island penne into his anus uncontested?
>>150564173hard to gauge since the blackhawks roster got worse around him
>>150564152Then we'd have a good argument to build intercontinental rail and lev car trains > Maybe we could get caught up to Japan
>>150564265that's not what intercontinental means you fucking retard
>>150564265thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
>>150564111400+ million is more than enough to buy an AHL franchise and a mansion estate worthy of the /hoc/ name >You should buy the Henderson Silver Nights, then we'd all be related to Mike Tyson through business, which would be fucking bad ass Plus, the Vegas real estate is cheap right now
everyone who hasn't been raped is invited to the mansion
>>150564313remember how certain you were that playoff goals counted towards regular season records?
>>150564337i member
>>150564265I was taking a train in Germany and somehow I ended up with the fans of a Bundesliga team on the way to a game in another city. They were singing songs and partying the whole train ride. Was fun as fuck.
North America needs trains
>>150564407you need to stop being raped
>>150564111/hoc/ pwhl team
>>150564412Shut the fuck up, Mitch, you fucking retardand stop talking about anal rape, creepy pervert>go polish that stupid scoop on the hood of your car, you weeb reject
>>150564437That photo, fucking KEK
>>150564173no and Bedard should've been on the Canucks instead. Gary Bettman is a faggot for forcing him to Chiraq and he's gonna do the same to the Penguins with McKenna because he can't fathom an NHL without either being good.
>>150564437raped bitch
>>150564437too bad you didn't stick up for yourself on 04/17/2022 when you were getting raped by bud kwarb
>>150564407I wish via rail went to Calgary. Goes to every other city.
>>150564421Vegas needs a lady' team
>>150564458southern alberta is a wasteland
>>150564455>r-r-r-rap b-bitch!! a'bloo'bloo!!
oh xhe's bubblin' hard kwarb
>>150564470It's perdy though
>xhenobody says this at all
>>150564491maybe once you hit the railway corridor
oh xim/xer is startin' to boil
>>150560887>a walking L
>>150564499Rocky mountaineer tourist train goes between calgary and vancouver.
>Mitch Ryan is Bitch
>defending the raped bitchmust another day that ends in y
>>150564523how long is the trip?
>"No, we CANNOT allow you to trade Dadanov to the Ducks, you will lose a first round pick now!">"Go right ahead Chris Drury, you may tamper for Gavrikov and suck off Pat Verbeek to get under the cap!"
>>150564523make it between edmonton and vancouver and its viableno one wants to be in calgary
>>150564528bud achieved total victory over you via rape on the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>150564536Like 1000 km. Internet says it takes 2 days
>>150564555Explain this ad I saw in Vancouver pleading people don't move to 'berta
>>150564528i need to expand this image and give Mitchell a JEN!!! shirt instead of this dull gray job
yeah okay fuckface let me know when edmongtrans gets a Hart Family
>>150564577That's fucking hilarious
>>150564577edmonton is sucking up all the low skill labour away from bccalgary only has low skill service work
>>150564566Not so bad if you can afford a sleeper car and don't mind long trips on a train
I blocked Alberta
Reinstatement when?
>>150564607True
>>150564639when trb becomes unraped
>>150564653LOL GET IT THEY NEED A GOALIE
>>150564674Hey bud did you ever end up graduating?
Ottawa's new third jersey
>>150564133you can't spell calgary without GARYand you can't spell lebanon without ANON
>>150564717something that looks like a set of Roman armor, like the lorica segmentata
hezbollah hockey
Outlaw's would've been better than Mammoth
>>150564848Yeti would have been perfect, but Gary's lawyers are cowardly bastards and should be terminated and beheaded
>>150564872shut the fuck up you retarded raped faggot
>>150564881eat a bag of dicks, Mitch
>The USHL and CHL both made presentations to the GMs and coaches today in the meeting. Bill Daly says both leagues wanted to express their views with the current landscape. Daly said CHL is concerned about what the new NHL/NHLPA CBA has regarding 19-year-old players (which doesn’t take into effect until fall of ‘26). Daly said CHL, NHL and NHLPA will all have talks on 19-year-old issue over the coming year as CHL deal with NHL will be re-opened before June ‘26.the NHLPA is the most retarded players association in all sports
>During the 2024-25 season, USHL alumni held over 50% of NCAA Division I roster spots, and over 25% of NHL players had USHL experience.
>>150565012>the NHLPA is the most retarded players association in all sportsWhat tipped you off?>eagleson>1992 strike>crying about escrow while voting to inflate the cap past the NHL's revenue projections
>>150565085Sad
>>150565088i think that they're all fucking morons. they get bent over backwards and hate getting paid what they deserve.
>>150564577It's obvious who this is targeted to
>>150565105Well they are Canadian or Canadjan adjacent, delusion about how important they are is inherent
>>150565219Unimagineably based
>>150564171I can do that with first year of profits
>>150564421I would want to make a profit with the money though
>>150565326Have you shopped for estates yet? Where are you thinking of purchasing the /hoc/ Mansion?
>>150565326>>150565363https://www.mansionglobal.com/listings/9832006-10911-discovery-peak-court-89135?mod=mg_search_united-states_nevada_las-vegas&pos=3&page=1
>>150565363https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/billy-joel-relists-long-island-main-home/
>>150565406It even has a big H for /hoc/
>>150565403>>150565406You know it's probably folly to get starry-eyed and buy an estate just because of your proximity to a celebrity, whether it's Billy Joel or Mike Tyson
>>150565422chopper pad, conveniently placed near the above-ground, uncovered pool
>>150565443just like its folly to be a fat permavirgin raped faggot bitch huh
>>150565463>trb attacking himself on a vpnthis is a new level of budbroken
>>150565443Billy has a deep ties to my islanders.
I already proved I'm physically here and I don't need to explain it again to some ugly loveless schizo
>>150565456You mean roller hockey rink next to small artificial pond for winter pond hockey
>>150565443please fucking leave 4chan you raped faggot
>>150565522>>150565422>>150564111It’s a sign; I am, indeed, winning powerball tonight
>>150565539It gets cold enough for pond hockey in Oyster Bay??
>>150565572not as cold as the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>150565572It used to, not sure about now with this nuClimate
LOL GET IT CHILLY WINTER 2022 IM SO FUNNY FOR REPOSTING THIS SHIT 200 TIMES A DAY
i prefer the diagonal letters but this isn't so bad
>>150565607easter is in spring bud. that's what made the night of your victory so unseasonably chilly
>>150565562>>150565588Gd again
>>150565630Trunk Down
why is he dressed as a white person? who dressed him up like that?
>>150565651>>150565657raped 46 year old retard
>>150565651bud shoved his lower tusk up your quivering anus
schizo samir is hungry for attention this evening
>muh samir boogeyman
>>150565684why didn't you fight back when bud raped you?
Reminder: lebanon flag is a blatant copy of the canada flag
>>150564848shouldhave been the utah plural wives
>>150565712
trb admitted he was gay on 05/06/25
>muh replyfagging "trb trb!!!!" every post because daddy is too busy with the grooming gang diddling kids to give me attentionsad and also gaybuy a poppy samir
>open /hoc/>see Samir seething about TBG>close /hoc/
the maple/cedar wars of 2025
>>150565738yep... looks like trb bubblin' 'bout bud n' mitch's 1s
> Samir mentioned. I'm in.
lol
mention 04/17/22 or 05/06/25 and watch the bubblin' begin
xrb pulling out one of his failed gimmicks. he's running out of ideas kwarb
trb sr. gave trb a major belting after he discovered the exposed stud
>heheheh look mom we turned /hoc/ into a /b/ thread by spamming the same shit for 3 years lololol isn't it so fun trolling these heckin sportball normies heh
>>150565630lol that whole mammoth theme looks retardedbut the color combo is awesomeestonia colors
>>150565636LOL GET IT BUD TRB MITCH RAPED BITCH
AI sloppa spam because the raped faggot refuses to leave /hoc/
>>150564717cringe
>>150565630I wish they had chosen more unusual colors
>>150564717>those thighs on the cutie in the back
>>150565841don't forget lil 'rito. his 1 left trb with tbi and on limited income (welfare)
>>150565876I wish Seattle had picked the Sockeye and salmon colors jerseys and maybe another green-themed team would have made some sense in the mountains with all the forest and such, city of Salt Lake>I guess we're just a couple of listless dreamers, you and I
>>150565884crosby has superior thighs
>>150565917thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
>>150565917god shut the fuck up
>>150565917remember you said playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>150565938>xhe talking to xim/xerself again
>samir begging for (you)s again
>>150565630What is this kid doing not playing for my flames
would you like to see the skyline of beirut with a timestamp?would you like to see a picture of a prolapsed anus stuffed with shawarma?
>well, Mitch is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world>he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, he's a bitch to all the boys and girls
>>150566007>would you like to see the skyline of beirut with a timestamp?yes
>>150565939Grant Fuhr played for the Flames :)
the qt korean girl whose chair i normally sniff once again did not go for her afternoon run. this hasn't happened since she first started a few years ago. something is amiss and i don't like it
>>150566007Ya, otherwise your gimmick isn't going to be acknowledged. Make sure the timestamp says /hoc/ on it
>>150566020you lost to Mitch, Stephen and a burrito and nobody wants you here
>>150566048he also lost to himself when he wrote bud1 and admitted to being gay on an exposed stud
>>150566033She pregnant
>>150566063this really happened btwto any doubters
>you lost to Mitch, Stephen and a burrito and nobody wants you here>he also lost to himself when he wrote bud1 and admitted to being gay on an exposed stud
>>150566077FUCK i hope not. maternity leave is a bitch
>>150566106for people who smell chairs?
>>150566026best I could do anyway go fuck yourselves all of you except copey wherever he is right now
>>150566094we don't post pictures of trb here
>>150566152nice AIslop, bud lol
>>150566117yeah she'd be gone for months. she's the MVP for chair sniffing in this office and without her i'd have to start going to other floors to find as good a fix
>>150566152What am I looking at here, Abdul? Your pixel count is... limited
>>150566152mind grabbing me a melkite wife before you leave?
mitch stands damn near a foot taller than trb
>>150566179don't worry about it just worry about cleaning the rape juice off your holes you annoying fag
>>150564717why i inherited this is beyond me
>>150566176You should keep a journal
>xhe's still replying to xim/xerselfbud and mitch got him worked up
>>150566187dude they suckthey are hot and they know how to Fbut they are worse than american women if you can even fathom something that annoying and selfishanyway it's fun to get the hog sandy now and then but don't get serious
>>150566232thoughts on your losses to bud, mitch and 'rito?
you can stop now samir it's over you lost
>>150566215maybe if i was just starting my sniffing journey. after so many years in the game there are too many unrecorded experiences for it to feel worthwhile
trb sr. laid the smackdown on trb when he discovered what trb wrote on the exposed stud
>>150566152>taking a photo of a phone
>>150566158Good thing I posted a picture of Mitch
>>150566309>>150566313mitch? the guy who beat trb?
Weegar is 5 metres away from me taking photos. What the bum, go flames
>>150566300with a phonefor the purpose of capturing the dark background outside and the illuminated phone screen insideit was better than anything you could have come up with so I guess you can suck shit out of a dogs ass
>>150566346>>150566358bud1mitch1
>samir lost>keeps postingjust like my samirs
>n-no u!thus, the bubblin' 'tinues
>>150566342yell, "go moose!"
>samir doesn't understand that "muh bud1" is literally "no u"typical ESL/thirdie
name my band
>xhe's still bubblin' n' boilin' on vpnkek cmtsu
>some dirty aran from lebanon is calling people samir
>no u againkek lol lmao jen and kwab
>>150565857Why would he leave with all the ceremony and attention you bestow upon him?
>>150565884With that hai she’s probably not cute
>>150566094Fill me in on the loss to a burrito
>>150566152>except copeybased.
>>150566462>nobody travelsdrink your juicebox rajesh
the tale of a burrito ruining trb's life is well known
>>150566558You're right. Nobody in their fucking right mind would travel to Lebanon unless they were a dirty arab originally from there.
watching thunderbolts
Unemployment hours /hoc/ is truly horrible, I hope the chuds or the libs make you guys dig holes all day. Not me though I'm different
watching thunderbuds
>>150566572everyone has their price anonyou'd take this job for 1/3 of what I'm getting paidalso: you're literally surrounded by indians at this exact moment, in your own filthy apartment in hamilton. something about taking a shit in glass houses or whatever
>>150566637thus, xhe continues to vpn larp
>People who live in glass houses shit with the curtains drawn
>samir continues xer /b/ trollit's still fresh and funny keep doing it everyone likes it
Steve Dangle exposes some of the insanity of Mitch Marner's, uh, "camp". (Basically, creepy old Canadian men desperately grifting off this dude his whole life.)>He has a "security team" whose job is to threaten people who make Mean Tweets about Marner (not TO Marner, just ABOUT Marner)>Dangle and crew were bullied into changing name of show after Marner's first contract from "Rich Marner!" to something else.>Shows dozens of faux "death threats" NHL players have gotten on social mediahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVIxvabuwyMI thank the Good Lord for many things in life.But I think there's nothing I could be more grateful than that my dad gtfo Canada and I didn't get raised around all these creepy, crinkly, desperate old Canadian dudes.What a pathetic, pathetic life these old Canadian men live.They deserve to have been conquered by Pajeets.
>>150566358you didnt capture anything
yep... xhe bubblin'
Management says we have to cut back on real retard hours because they cant afford the overtime
Dude no wonder they shipped this guy off to lebanon
>>150566679I captured the skyline of the city and proof of reply as promisedI also captured your sisters gaping ass the first night I met herseethe
Fug
>>150566706trb swearing 'gain... evidence of critical bubblin'
>>150566706>I captured the skyline of the city and proof of reply as promisedcant make anything out of that ai sloop
>>150566698>hurr nurr I'll bet you're really fun at partiesshut the fuck up retard
>>150566723Youre seething like a dirty arab
>>150566715sorry faggot I'll do something else tomorrow when it's light out so you can dry your tears
thus, mitch won
>>150566745dont bother, you already established that is the best you can dowhich was fucking terrible
Abdul lost
>>150566676On this topic, the audio clips of Marner's agent, Darren Ferris, are hilariously insane.He's trying to be clever and concoct this whole story of Marner being a victim of zombie stalkers, while contradicting himself repeatedly, even as the interviewers are just giving him credulous softballs. You can literally smell Marner's cum on the old man's breath.
>>150566743>no uI accept your concession
>>150559206the events of 04/17/22 caught on camera
>>150566764K either youre on a vpn or you got deported back to lebanon and are mad as fuck about it.
>>150566781you're fucking crying about a flagit's pathetic
see the worldseethe at your boogeyman samir from different shitholes on the planet
>>150566799You have not stop crying and seething since you entered the thread abdul.
thus, xhe rb 'tinued to bubbble
>>150566411I whispered it for you. I dont think he heard it
>>150566712why is that a picture of sidney crosby
>>150566818you can't even speak english, so whether you're a dirty thirdie or just a genuine retard, you aren't worth talking toonce again I accept your concession and offer my condolences
>>150566831Most recognizable player currently activepossibley
>>150566831Crosby is the mastermind behind killing streams
>>150566758sorry faggot it's late
>>150566761Who cares. Multiple laff stars underperformed in the postseason. Marner is gone and Tavares is in the cuck shed. The team is a laughing stock to fans. Marner will either excel in Vegas and >we will laugh at the laffs or he will not excel and >we will laugh at Marner and fagass. Either way it’s a win for me except for this nonsense no one cares about.All publicity is good publicity. If you don’t like someone, stop posting about them and let it die.
Filthy arab still calling other people thirdies, kek. Jen even.
>>150566850Who is number 2
what happened to trb's japanese boyfriend?
>>150566864no number 2
>>150566860>>150566863xhe replying to xim/xerself 'gain
>>150566870He's in lebanon now
>>150566864Marner
>>150566879retard
>>150566864Ovechkin
2026 = /ouryear/
they cut overdrive down to 2 hours
>>150566912
>>150566912O Dog is such a lazy bum.
>>150566934>pictrb after 04/17/22
>>150566908Up fever? What is up fever?
>>150566955
>>150566959no one knows
>>150566908those Lanny staches are dimes
>>15056690810 slavs 10 softpussys and 1 durka durka lmao yeah this is your year anon
>>150566967>pictrb after trb sr. discovered the exposed stud
>>150566986
>>150566984Anon, you are the durka
As an oily boy, these past two seasons have been abysmal, if I was Connor, you can love your friends, but I mean, I would want to win and not have awkward dancing with my a female companion, I hope the Oilers could pull something together, but with the dollar disparity it is not a good oneOne day, Canada will win a cup that day is not now
>>150566908S O U L
>>150567012>pictrb after discovering mitch is taller
>>150566861>don't have lulz and mock lolcows on 4Chankys
>>150567013durks don't listen to speed metal
>>150566973Bet he has a couple of playboys under his mattress
>>150567061Listen, e8ther post hand or fuck off abdul
I do not believe we've had a Columbus Blue Jackets thread edition so far this off season.
>>150567076nah chads get hustler it shows spread snappers
Could the next thread be a Calgary Flames ice hockey thread, please? Thank You
>>150567107>>150567107>>150567107New
>>150567014His team will always be missing a piece when he commands 1/6 of the team’s cap space. If he signs an extension for $10M aav and Drai takes a similar cut they’ll win multiple cups in the next 3-4 years
