Hydration edition NRL>GAME 1Brisbane Broncos v Melbourne Storm7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Suncorp Stadium2.24-1.65>The Broncos can secure fourth place and a guaranteed double-chance, but the Storm will be primed after an embarrassing loss. What a way to kick off the regular season's final round with a top-four blockbuster. The Broncos are in strong form, having won four of their last five matches, including a 38-30 victory over the Cowboys in Round 26. Melbourne also have four wins from their last five, but are coming off a 40-10 loss to the Roosters after coach Craig Bellamy strategically rested a host of key players with second place secured. The Storm have dominated this fixture, winning 17 of the last 18 encounters, including a 22-2 victory in Round 23 this season. Melbourne leads the overall head-to-head 43 wins to 14. The Broncos must win to secure fourth place, but they face a rested, full-strength Storm side that has been their bogey team for over a decade.Broncos 1-12 3.40Broncos 13+ 5.10Storm 1-12 3.10Storm 13+ 3.00Broncos +3.5 1.92 Storm -3.5 1.87
look at the beginning of the video though>head tilted back going wtf am I doinghe's looks under duress, the question is why >social media clout >threatenedits fucking weird, it has to be something, does he have a missus? she caught him fucking a bunch of (legal) teenagers and she's like post a video of you drinking toilet water and buy me a lambo and I won't divorce you and take half your shit and tell your kids you're a monster ??? you can't be that fucking hyped and maggot after you beat the fucking cowwies or did he just think it was a funny joke but the beginning still is questionable maybe we'll get some toilet jokes the next few times he fucks up passes and shit>that pass belongs down the toilet >walsh flushed that kick
>>150562533We don’t need bad karma like that with Friday night coming up
>>150562409>>150562535The combination of brain damage and banter is a real disaster for rugby lads
Broncos are one of our greatest enemies and I will cheer for the purple cheaters and laugh as they disintegrate all hope from the still-beating hearts of every single broncos customer in existence that ever was.It has no influence on our gf, if they want to cheer for easts against us good let them hope they're even more upset when we win
The missus reckons they overreacted by standing him down, called the whole franchise a bunch of Karens. She said it was clearly just a joke and even if it wasn't funny it's not in the slightest bit offensive
the real truth nuke is there was never a real irish its always been fake irish
El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
>>150561120this was unnecessary
There's NRL French commentary on Bein sports??
BroncGODS …..BroncGODS lose to SStorm Sharks beat BullWogs Cocks beat Abotoes 5 v 8 BroncGODS v Cocks @ Suncorp
>>150569055https://youtu.be/FUjGf2Grrus
>>150569164You’d better hope not. 5th getting eliminated week 1 is the most embarrassing position to be in
Nigga paints his nails
>>150568818>this was unnecessary
>>150562436>>150562533Newcastle customer hands wrote this
there's this black kid who debuted for the cowboys season that imo the broncos should try to sign and train up as a back rower. marly bitungane. bronx have no backrower cover and the cowboys have already let the kid go.he's a big body but quick on his feet. problem is they were running him as a prop. just needs the right coaching to be a weapon.
>>150562647>Broncos are one of our greatest enemiesthat's a one-sided rivalry right there, we don't care what happens at Souths but we'd all rather see the Roosters lose.
>>150570790Irish speaks for himself and nobody else
don't forget to do your tippies family!! xoxo
The real Tiffnukehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756897899850578.mp4
>>150571531>The real Tiffnuke
Uncanny
If the warriorsmake it to the Grand Final, but Tiff is not there... It will be sad
Mark Nicholls will retire at the end of the season.
>The Dolphins have been caught up in the boozy night out that resulted in Gehamat Shibasaki being sensationally dropped by Broncos coach Michael Maguire. In an intriguing sub-plot, this masthead can reveal River City rival Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow was among a posse of Dolphins drinking with Shibasaki, who angered Broncos players by breaking a team-imposed booze ban.
>>150571806>If the warriorsmake it to the Grand FinalFeel this won’t be an issue
Hmmm almost as if letting your players become fat is bad for business
>ban booze>have to resort to drinking toilet water
>>150572138those TI boys
>>150572201Six years payLess than four years work
>>150572138>senior leadership peem are allowed to drink
>>150572201>>150572221DONT worry abotoes fans fattrell will be in “great shape” and look real “fit” by round 1 2026
>>150569880Based
>go outside for ~15 minutes>there's a massive burn off going at the moment>now have headacheThis is why you never go outside
>>150572138This definitely makes the /nrl/ seem like Kayfabe
Darren Lockyer is buying the London Broncos. How much does it cost to buy a Super League team, maybe the family can chip in together for one.
>>150572644>Kayfabe
>>150572672
The Chelsea Broncos
>Did you happen to see the Instagram post this week from Ryan Papenhuyzen drinking the water out of his newly installed dunny?>Nope?>I missed it too.Powerful journalism.
>Pappenhausen does not drink toilet water>Snaps his leg in half againYou just wait
>>150572651Alright lads which club are we buying? I'm thinking we go for the Leopards.
Mummy! Daddy! I want to drink toilet water just like my hero Reece Walsh!
>>150572872dont be gross jasprit, now eat your cowdung before it gets cold
tonight just has the classic storm bounceback game written all over it. can't see broncucks winning this.
>>150572829Salford, some of us could play for them
But like, why drink the toilet water?
I am happy that no matter the result tonight, there is no chance of BeoncGODS playing against the Storm next week
>>150570758If he were a white bogan named Dave Jones nobody would even know he exists. I watched him closely and he's not bad but he's nothing special. Didn't make any damaging runs and got petrolled very quickly, as is customary for his type.
It's not a toilet unless and until it is utilised as a toilet. The toilet in question is in reality nothing more than a novelty drinking fountain
>>150570758nah we good no DEI hires at broncos pty ltdseems more like irishs speed to simp 4 uninspiring coloured boys
It's not a penis unless and until it is utilised as a penis. My virgin penis is in reality nothing more than a novelty drinking fountain
Where does your piss flow from?
usually ice cold from the tap
poorm are the broncGODS kryptonite
If drinking from your toilet is cool, then consider me miles davis
Sharks paying $4 for top 4 spot hmmm..
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOFt0Woj6dY/go white boy, go!
>>150573151https://youtu.be/3lOG3rD5CrQ
>>150573161Who is Ezra Mam?
>Wees Walsh
On further consideration it's probably some Aussie humor I simply don't get
>>150573283>shutterstock
>>150573344If it was a picture of Reece Walsh it’d be ShitterStock
>>150573236t. doesn’t know footy
>>150573344got a problem with that, champ?
>>150573381>t. doesn’t know what a DEI hire is so probably is one
I was hired to be the only BeoncGODS customer at a Cowboys customers firm
It’s not a DEI if you’re the one keeping the company afloat
>>150573403>BeoncGODS
What’s in the menu tonight??
ur mums bum lol
>>150573424Garlos cheese & bacon pie + chips
don't forget to join the final comp ladsalso don't forget to tip
Suncorp is 'packed'
Can somebody ask chatgpt if drinking water out a newly installed toilet is a funny joke?It will know the answer.
do it for buck tonight boys!
DEI deez nuts faggot
>>150573799HA GOT EM
Had some pseudo-quesadillas for breakfast (viva mexico)
My Spanish name is el-Mucho Ding Donghttps://youtu.be/vQSkLuEOdMM
>>150573763nrLw players > WAAHH WAAHH we are oppressed > WAAHH WAAHH we make minimum wageAlso nrLw players >buys house
https://youtu.be/ln-Jq6X6p-g?kinda mood
>>150573934the joke is that she can only afford the deposit because she got paid out on compo due to that injury
>his FB drinks toilet water
toilet water.. it gives you ____
https://youtu.be/r_l_runP4-Q?
>>150573763you just know..
broncos going to get heemed
GO STORMS SMASH THESE CUNTS
>>150573622
>>150573763any1 know the sold price ??
LETS GO BRONCOS
>>150574059$780,000 according to her real estate's website.
>fuckwitta as ref *engages caps lock*
I am watching the rugby league game
I honestly looked at buying tickets to tonight's game and could only find wheel chair seats. Do the Broncos have to hold seats for Members or something?
First penalty of the night will be to the Broncos within first 5 minutes.
>>150574081
>>150574081BOOKIES LOVE HIM
>>150574081(You)
>>150574081Glad I didn't put money on this lol
>>150574069It’s so over
Anyone have the laffingoats image?
>>150574069She’ll have to play another 15 years to afford that.
>>150574081Hmm, still got one within 5 minutes. You were half right, so you get your stake back.
I have it but I’m not posting it
Forward pass to Mariner btw.FUCKWITTA being a fuckwit btw.
>>150574117have laffinsmokinbaby
long meme drop out broncos try
Bronkies looking sharp tonight
>deliberate 6 moar on the first tackleShould be a binning 2bh
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THE POO DON'T DO IT
>>150574117
>ttp earlydid they not learn from last time?
>early poo
>penalty>6 again>6 again>forward pass>6 again>line drop out>incorrect knock on award>6 again>6 again>6 again>penalty & "warning">take the pooA refball classic.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reece ready to flush the poo
>>150574182have a whinge ya sook
Please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries
>have a whinge ya sook
>>150574193based cow farmer
Ryan Tandy vibes desu
>>150574188kek
>floaterThat toilet was used
>>150574197>quotes random anons while posting a selfieWhy does he do it lads?
>katoni faggs
coates must have looked like a toe to staggs there
>>quotes random anons while posting a selfie>Why does he do it lads?
*gives stagg a very stern warning*
The Broncos are the worst team under bombs and short kick offs.
he did it again
THANK YOU PAPI
>he did it again
Pappenhausen!!!
Not really on there, trying to go around 2 blokes in a metre of space.>paps getting slammed>ralsh pushing paps there no tryVery busy game
>>150574241>>150574249Based Britney Spears enjoyers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WALSH IS SUCH A RETARD FMD
they're competing for the ball its not walsh's fault if papi is a HUGE pussy
I'm changing my mind didn't see Paps grabbing him first
>>150574260ITS A TRY CUNT
Looked like a pretty clear knock on from Walsh desu.
Everyone gonna be drinking toilet water at halftime
TOILET WATER TOILET WATER TOILET WATER TOILET WATER TOILET WATER
>>150574260
PapenKEK
>>ITS A TRY CUNT
>Pee Swalsh
based miss to cancel out the poo
BASED BUNKER
funny what happens when the storm are reffed to the rules
For all the victorian tourists; jostling is ok, pushing and grabbing is not ok. Basically the same rules as beach flag race
I don't know why the Broncos even try. They will simply lose tonight, and be knocked out week 1.
>>150574304
You can't argue that these cheating storm cunts don't deserve all these penalties.
this game matters!
It's supposed to be called 'look.jpg' retard
That arm looks very sore
Concerning that the donkeys aren't taking advantage of all these penalties. It'll even up in the second half.
LOLero having a shocker
Will Fitzgibbon rest Nicho this weekend after the inevitable BroncGODS win tonight?
Jordan Riki seems like the kind of bloke to have a small penis.
melbourne milkers. you'd think munster had been shot
>>150574371based narcissist
>biggest game of the round>arguably biggest game of the year>dead thread
why is Hughes even playing?
>>150574321>perplexing post
>killing huges wtf is bellemy doing
>>150574381Me? Or Riki?
The Broncos are the worst at defending high kicks.
>>150574371Definitely but he absolutely fucks 10s every night, a severely lusted-over individual
Definitely felt way too early for Hughes to come back from his injury. Don't think they can win the premiership without him desu. This is Brisbane's year. I can feel it.
>walsh in the dunnies drinking toilet water and no where to be seen
me in the back flipping the bird
munster milking rewarded againglad hughes broke his wrist, fucking cheats
>night is over Season, poor bloke
>>150574406Is this a good situation to be in? I imagine no one would ever come back for seconds, but has an endless supply of new 10s.
>broken wrist ouch
Me behind you watching the game respectfully
>>150574425A tatted wojak is still a wojak
>being smashed by Walsh
>>150574383
>>150574424Depends on where you are in life, at his age he'd be in no rush to settle down so it's fine
something in the (toilet) water
Walsh just flushed him right off the field
fuckwitta and his weird 'advantage' calls
Storm getting panicky with this challenge
???????? WTF LETS GO BACK A FEW FUCKING PLAYS ON A CAPTAINS CHALLENGE ??????
BY THE POWER OF TOILET WATER! REECE-MANhttps://youtu.be/4zIoElk3r2c
>>150574425Fat cuck
>Muh Best Coach In History>Breaks his half backs wrist in a no consequence game on the eve of the finalsBellamy bros, are we absolutely cooked, retarded fucking idiots?
last week that was NOT advantage taken
>>150574457FUCK YOU
TOILET KING
>>150574458I told him to retire seasons ago, he doesn't frequent /nrl/ enough clearly
walsh needs to be fucking flushed
>WalshLOL
>>150574408>Bring back Hughes, the key to your attack and wins, early, for absolutely no fucking reason at all, and then break your wristUnbelievable stupidity. Bennet is gonna wipe the Bunnies tomorrow, but no one cares about them. This finals is gonna be a trainwreck. Hope Canberra and Ricky Cucks get it.
the toilet giveth the toilet taketh away
blockers should be banned, it just makes for shit viewing
Feels like Broncos are dominating, but only up by 2. Fatigue should catch up with poorm soon, surely
>hunt
If Walsh quick played the ball instead getting up again, Walters would have scored
I hate my job so much, lads.
>>150574494At half time Walsh will skull some filthy, used toilet water and come out like a fucking man possessed and put Roosters numbers on the Storm. Hell, he'll skip the toilet and go full Carney and just have the NRLW team come down and fill him up.
>>150574509100% thats his speciality
>pooalsh out of poosition
If this game is any indication, tomorrow night with Easts vs Souths and Bulldogs vs Shark is gonna be absolute carnage.The only team left standing will be the Warriors. Meth Maori Bros, we eating good.
>24 tackle set
FUCKWITTA
it's a fair bin
lol set restart rapewtf is this game
Cucktrick Cryagain
Storm are desperate and now the ref is coming to their rescue
FUCKWITTA SPECIAL
10 in the bin hahahahahahahahhaShibasaki bros vindicated. Good bye Mariner.
National Ref League
>lifts his shirt as he walks to the binaura farming for tiktok fancams
Remember 30 minutes ago when all the broncucks customers were saying "based atkins" and now it's "FUCKWITTA"LMFAO
Tackled in the air, 10 in the bin for both players
They're really defending very well against Coates
Stick that up your ass you poorm cheats
>>150574553Bookies are on the phone. Melbourne bros the mob is going to save us. Hold fast.
GET FUCKED TAKE YOUR 24 TACKLE FUCKING SET AND FLUSH IT DOWN WITH DELICOUS TOILET WATER CUNTS
Piakura flipping off the rStorm
Too many seething broncucks poofters itt
NAS just looking to get suspended at this point kek
Nelson should be transported to a prison colony for seven years
OFF ! OFF ! OFF ! OFF ! OFF ! OFF !
Get fucked you fucking AFL cuck fags with your Coates cheat code. Belted and belittled. I hope Bulldogs go Fully Sik and take out his legs out next game.
square up central
Lmao, now the seething broncucks poofs are back to "based atkins".
See this is what happens when CUNT refs start a FAGGOT REFBALL war
Brutal
>Nelson does it againExplain to me why he is being paid millions to play Rugby when he should be breaking guys legs over drug debts
biff looms
I agree with both binnings
Michael McGuire got sacked by Wests Tigers btw.
too many hunts on the field desu
FIRST GOOD THING PIAKURA HAS EVER DONE!!!!!
DRUG TEST THE TOILET WATER
KHODCOSKHODCOSKHODCOS
he should drink toilet water before every game
Ben Hunt leads this team better than Reno does
>Nelson wakes up>It's a sunny, warm day>The birds are chirping>"What's that? Finals? Time for me to give someone brain damage and fly out to bali (to bash some cunts) and celebrate my year"
>10-4https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss
BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS GIVE BUCK A LAP
Monkey Mam spotted in the crowd
>>150574615No reason he can't do both
>>150574650kek
>toilet water into winewould be gold if ginnane didn't stutter
Its the Broncos game to lose
>>150574656Mam been putting the coke in Reece's plumbing.Bellamy is going to send Big Nasty to reserve grade for a whole year after this.Bellamy could have just played Peasant and now look. I can hear the Lebos yelling that the Bullcucks are going to have a chance now.
>turning toilet water into wine tonight!
had sex with an ugly girl last night, lads
>>150574685>talks toilet water into wine Posts FANTA-MAN
Bronx will choke in the second half but by god did they beat the shit out of the Storm in the first. Breaking Hughes' wrist was adequate payback for Reno, Mam and Cobbo.
Kisschassybros.. we’re back!
>>150574716Broncos gifting my Roosters and Bulldogs a chance.Honestly though, I don't know why, but I want to see the Raiders win this year. Anyone but Melbourne.
>>150574714That wasn’t a girl, I’m not passable when I get dressed up. Thanks for the $20
Sad thing is, he genuinely thought that was a funny post.
>>150574727>my Roosters and BulldogsFuck off SBW
Tbh I didn't expect these niggas in the top 4
Put my last $100 for the week on the Broncos. Hope they get up, otherwise no food or fuel for a fortnight.
Before I drink toilet water tonight, should I flush a few times? How did Walshy do it?
>>150574753Pics or it didn’t happen
>>150574749Just shows how bad the quality of the comp is now. Too many kids getting into afl, soccer and basketball, and too many mums taking kids out of footy for fear of coconuts heeming them. There's only enough good players across the comp for 6 teams. Should just fold 11 peems and have those 6 teams play each other 4 times each.
>>150574753Unlike Melbourne they didn't wheel an injured halfback out for a useless game only to lose their season. They have a good chance.[spoiler]who are we kidding? Panthers 5peet[spoiler]
>>150574515Just down some toilet water and become a superhero, simple as.
>>150574790We should just empty out the jails and have ice hockey rules and let NRL be 80 minutes of coconuts belting the shit out of each other.
>>150574753>hoodie>garden hosesolves all your probs m8
I could heem every single one of you poofs.
>>150574817If in the office, remember to sneak into the ladies
>>150574832https://youtu.be/SHHsql9Vvcc Don’t eat the mint till after
WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD get that man a bottle of toilet water right fucking now
>>150574835
this is the Walsh everyone's been hyping for years
>this kid is a freak I mean, he did drink toilet water
OH LAWD HE SIPPIN'
HAHAHAHAHAHHA HE FUCKING DID IT THE MAD CUNT
>>150574863Kek
>Broncos hire Todd Carney as a consultant>One week later Walsh films himself drinking piss>Is now playing like a 11/10 league godBros...has the formula been cracked?
Let's be honest here. If you don't drink toilet water it's because you're a fucking coward.
>>150574817Rugby league has been solved
>come out steaming Just don’t go there. Don’t.
>Commentators making constant piss drinking jokesRugby mums going to be seething kek
We all agree Munster is washed right?
>>150574889defo needs some dunny water
Drinking toilet water is rama rama
based /nrl/ family running the joke into the ground faster than plebbit
>Elouise says Walsh came out of the toilets half time smilingGoddamnit. Madge is gonna have the whole team on a urine diet now.
>thank you for buck breaking the Storm for the rest of the competitionYour welcome (and we did the same to Penrith earlier this season)
Perhaps my biggest regret in life is never drinking toilet water. I've wasted my life. I could have been one of the greats.
>>150574889Nah. He's actually prime. Poor cunt is dealing with half his spine being out. Bellamy is cooked though. He took the rage bait and flushed his fucking season by playing Hughes tonight instead of resting him. Not even Ricky is that emotional.
People are over doing the toilet water, under playing the painted nails.
Jordan "Tiny" Diki
solid try billy keep it up
>>150574880unironically yes
He's had the painted nails for years. Can't confirm how long he's been drinking toilet water
>>150574919>Gordon Talis started talking about what he would do to his son if he came home with painted nailsWhy Gordy? You have a problem with the Rainbow people? Is that it?
>>150574902You’d know
IIRC Billy was bretty gud at strips during that brief period where everyone was doing them before everyone suddenly stopped again for some reason
FUCK OFF THEY'VE BEEN TOLD TO DIVE ALL OVER STAGGS
Second half looked like it was gonna be awesome after the first two minutes, but it's been BOOOOORING since
Most games are boring between the exciting bits honestly
OH FUCK OFF GET THE FORKLIFT AND DRAG THE CUNT OFF
Storm are pulling every dirty trick to get back in this
>>150574943Walters is actually a decent half. But you got two 50 year old big money halfs and the cokehead, so he doesn't get to show it.>Melbourne getting free penaltiesRefs, they're done. Stop trying to make Melbourne happening. It's not happening.Also Ivan Cleary must be almost thinking about maybe smiling at this point.
I love how you're still seething, the whole thread, despite your peem being the beneficiary of refball all game.
Ouchie wowchie my neckie weckie
Nice spoort
>>150574979thanks m8 I LOVE IT
Nelson seriously trying to get a penalty from this? You could stack ten Broncucks on his head and it wouldn't hurt him
Haas, you need to start running like you are you're dad running from a firing squad. Get into them.
>>150574970agreed I've always liked billy
Lads are we putting a line through Melbourne?
>watching tv slop on my kayo fuck off with your shit why do you think I watch footy for m8
>>150575015I would love to, that means the gf will be interesting teams only
YES GO PIES
This Hughes injury genuinely gives the Bulldogs a chance. Not just next week but to win it allI'm scared bros
dogs are frauds they're going nowhere
please hunt
Several Bulldogs fans have been convicted of fraud but that does not mean the tram are frauds.
how we feeling broncbros?
last twenty minute choke just like the gf
It's all about momentum at this stage in the season and this is looking to be a warriors like combo curse choke job
STORMBACK
>>150575061
>>150575083DELETE THIS
>>150575079They will make Top 4. Then Panthers will cuck them.
Bread is so good. I seriously love a good loaf of bread. Love the aroma. You can enjoy bread on its own, or simply dipping into EVOO
KEK Walsh tackled Karapani
My ladder predictor has a Raiders Broncos GF
Brickbros we eating moderately tonight
I also love bread but it's why I have mantits bigger than 90% of nrlw players
What was Walsh doing? That was a weird fucking defensive move
>Bulldogs are frauds>Storm will be missing Hughes>Broncos have a lot of injuries>Sharks are also frauds>Warriors are falling off a cliff>Panthers need to do it the hard wayRaiders lock the fuck IN because this is the best chance you'll ever get
It's focaccia and ciabatta for me
Canberra should win at home and get a home prelim meaning Broncos will most likely be on the other side of the draw and will have to play the winner of 5v8 which they’ll probably win also and then they’ll play either the Dogs or Melbourne in the prelim. Penrith will likely win against Cronulla or Auckland then beat Canterbury or Melbourne and play Canberra in the prelim. I’ll go with this for the prelims,Canberra vs Penrith Melbourne vs Brisbane
>>150575015
bread makes you fat /nrl/ family members don't let other /nrl/ family members become like fatrell
Someone tell Walsh about the poo curse.
Oh dear I just demolished that whole pack of Delta Cremes. Why didn't the family stop me
not a brave poo this one
based taking the zero to side step the curse
>>150575165sorry m8 was too busy demolishing a packet of snickers pods
>>150575107ChatGPT says Melbourne, Dogs and Raiders. Lazy fucking robot just picked the top 3.
Delta cream is probably the lowest tier in the assorted creams to be honest. Not that they're bad, but just bottom of the assorted creams totem pole
White Europeans evolved a dietary metabolism that allows them to process bread without being fat.
ai just tells you what you want to hear mate it's drivel
>>150575131Roosters will absolutely murder the bunnies and then go from 8 to GF winners.
THE BUCKET WAS EMPTY
LMAO the storm are cooked
KEK NICE DROP OUT POORM YOU FUCKWITS
based ball boys up to no good
BRISBANE BUCKETS
Riggedcos.
Walsh is so arrogant. He doesn't even care about the poo curse.
Dolphins are getting that 8th spot m8
you can seethe all you want but warbrick was the one that kicked the ball out
again they shouldn't be pooing here
why would they go retrieve the dead ball when there's supposed to be one in the fucking bucket?
>>150575212ThisIt's trained on reddit and mainstream media articles. Garbage in/garbage out.
>Even Munster is shit talking Bellamy on commentary for playing HughesRetire Bellamy. It's time for Des Hasler to come in and put these boys back on track
Seethecos.
>>150575250Battle of Brisbane week 2 would be fun
>>150575250Dolphins need>Roosters to lose>To win by 14+ against a Canberra reserve sideIt would be fucking absurd, but this year I kind of expect it.
>no ball in the bucketThis would never happen in a serious sport, imagine a tennis player being penalised for not finding a ball in time
>>150575250Need the Poopeetohs to do something
POORMBACK
BUCKET KARMA
>>150575273They fucked it up last week they should’ve won by more than they did, let in too many tries
Souths are going to do it for their old mate Mark Nicholls
please stop letting in late tries you can't win GF by doing this
>>150575277Eh is he wearing a Mario cap?
THE POO CURSETHE TOILET WAS AN OMEN
Doesn't need to be 14+ if poosters get heemed (they will)
poorm are going to lose by a poo and there's going to be a shitpoorm over that bucket
>Melbourne GM yelling at officials on the sidelineRest easy lads. The NRL will reverse this decision. Melbourne win by default
Broncgodbros... we can't choke again can we...
>>150575296mario bros are plumbers m8 plus they lay pipes all the time
>what is it bunker laying down the law
Warbrick is a mong. If he’d grown up playing footy or actually paid attention he’d know not to kick the ball away because you’re using that ball and it’s the only ball. He’s dumb even for a winger
this lispy bunker faggot always goes with the on field decision
>>1505753381st correct post by irish in at least 4 years
>grazes your arm hair That's a knock on mate you lose
You cannot take another two, no no no no no
dumbest fucking strip ever right in front of the ref right in front of the sticks
>another poothis is banking bad ju ju
the thing i hate the most about poos is that the clock ticks down
>pooing them to death
>>150575302Roosters will win. It will be a repeat of Sin Bin Sunday>Radley>Crichton>Leniu>CollinsAll suspended>Walker knocked out>Cheese's phone gets cracked by the cops and half the Roosters squad are charged for drug offencesSeason over.
Will the poo curse carry into the finals? The Broncos have taken so many poos
would (you) buy your gf a ticket so she could hold up her walsh sign at the footy lads
>>150575384I'd be on the other side holding it too
>>150575338Marky Mark is the best winger in the game precisely because he finished Grade 10 and can read the plays on the white board.
>Pappenhausen
>poopenhousehen
>>150575382Poo curse never applied in the finals
poorm ARE the peem of DIVERS fuck me dead
Every team except raidgods look like pure shit this whole season
Lmao melbourne absolutely buckled for the season. Bellamy should have rested these fags.
Walsh running around like a goose after that penalty, playing for the cameras
Remember 2023, this can be won
>>150575413Canterbury looked solid up until Gus did his usual shit. Now they will be washed.
>>150575384My missus is a massive Jurbo fangirl and yes I would and intend to bring her to a game at Brookvale Oval and she can bring a sign if she’s so inclined, and if she reckons she can do better with Jake she’s free to get divorced and I might even meet my future 25yo preferably brown wife at the same game
Reece Crampsh
walsh murder suicide paps
>>150575273If the Roosters lose then their margin of loss will deduct from the Phins needed win margin. The Roosters play first so the Phins will know before kick off what they need to do (plan for mad Monday after the Chooks put 50 on the Rabbits).
Can some zoomer explain to me why its acceptable for men to wear nail polish?
>>150575430k
>Billy basically standing still with the intercept looking for support kek
EAT SHIT MELBOURNE
KING BILLY
1/1 lads
BRONCGOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>150575445Some broads probably like it
>>150575441The Roosters game has every chance of deacending into complete chaos. Even if they win they might fuck their season. But with Walker they might just put 60 on Bunnies.
BRONCCCCCCCGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
thank you based Walters
>>150575445men do their own business, you sound like a woman asking about shit that doesn't effect you
You can't win from outside the top 4Storm are dead and Bulldogs are bad. It's literally a two horse race between Raiders and Broncos
I’m changing my tip, the Doggies will beat these shitcunts next week
Remember when Broncos and Penrith weren't going to make the 8?
>>150575474based painted nails poof (pnp)
>>150575466The chaos game was when both teams were contenders. Bunnies are disabled cripples right now. Chooks don't care about them. No tension to the match.
>>150575487NAS out suspended. Hughes gone for the season. BUT>Kiraz out>Hayes outUnless Gus eats his pride and puts Reed and Sexton back, the Bullcucks will lose.
>>150575445he is raising his daughter by himself and he lets her paint his nail or something
>>150575496They’ll start caring when they’re getting bashed and losing
>>150575490Remember r1 when Brandy had Manly winning the comp
should’ve known when the choked hard for Belza’s 600th they were cooked Poorm never drop milestone games
>>150575519>Manly favourites>Canberra wooden spoon
BAHAHAAHAHAH!can we finally confirm that these purple scumbag cap rorting cockbags are nothing but complete and utter fucken fraud cowards....but im willing to bet 1000 bucks that despite this loss the dumbarse bookies will make them even shorter in the premiership market... just like they did for some fucken lame ass unknown reason last week....
I just love the BroncGODs
>If I was Reecy I would be going straight home to the toilet bowlMatty Johns show, classy as always.
If Brisbane win the hip Walsh will have to get his toilet removed and installed in the Broncos clubroom as a historical relic
>broncos have to play raiders week 1 at Allianzgg 2ez
>>150562533This poor taste post jinxed the Storm tonight
they could put it next to the cubicle that Karmichael, Boyd & Thaiday were in
Ancient references
Do they just rest everybody now?Not much to play for as cant make top 4 anymore.
Retard
>>150575608They'll half arse it and get thrashed early. Manly will click on to the fact that they have a free win and ease up. Final score will be 32-10 ish
Should the Poothers rest up? Kek probably better off playing Cucknulla
>>150575586It'll be at Canberra m8
>>150575864
broncucks will get heemed by the pooders in week 1 and the poosters in week 2. boom. straight sets.
WE DIDN'T INSTALL THE TOILETIT WAS ALWAYS FLOWING SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING
Fucking eat shit Bellamy you stupid cunt lmao, didn't even need the win, my Broncgods needed that...and he plays all his stars and gets an L and a broken wrist for his star playmaker lmao fucking gorgeous stuff
Raiderps now premiership favs at 3.50... storm drifted out to 4.50gonna be soooo embarrassing when the green machine choke harder than the 2009 dargons.
>>150575914dolphins* in week 2
>>150576010i fucking wish but we all know that souffs wont deliver
>2015>broncs lose to storm in final round>go on to lose gf>2023>broncs lose to storm in final round>go on to lose gf>2025 >broncs beat storm in final roundWhat do we think bros
>>150576020Broncgods vs gayders grand final.Benny will score the winning try and make up for his legendary cockup on its 10 year GF anniversary.
Who wants to stay up and talk about the BroncGODs with me
>>150576008Broncos into $5.50, I got on last week @ $10
>>150576120Bet. Remember the 2023 gf?
LOL sharks only won 3 of 37 against top 8 teams over past 7 years????what a fucken dud team they are, glad i dont support them. lololol
>>150576183No one does anon
>>150576183>dud teamTheir nrlw side is a Dudd team
>>150576144
Top 4 stats are pretty interesting honestly. Despite Broncos "struggling" all season they're pretty close in stats with most points scored and biggest average winning margin. Dogs have smallest points conceded but also fewest points scored and biggest average losing margin. Raiders and Dogs will obviously pump their stats a bit after they play this week though.
>>150576232>the only team to have lost as many as they won away from home Look over the past 25 years at the teams that won the comp and where they ranked for points conceded. Top 2 more often than not. There are outliers of course
>>150576482>>150576482>>150576482
>>150574315Yes it did my friend. Yes it did.UP THE FUCKING BRONX CUNT LETS FUCKING GO I LOVE MY BRONCGODS KANT
suppose I shoulda posted it like thisGL LaffinGOAT lad
YEAH WE REALLY NEEDED A NEW THREAD AYE LADS GOTTA HAVE ME DAY SPECIFIC THREADS
>>150583523Yes. Yes we did.
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