La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 12Laredo - Los Corrales de Buelna144.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlistGC after stage 11:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-11-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-12/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV214:45 CETPrevious thread:>>150547854
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>>150566239obligatory
I actually like Israel Premier Tech a lot
Please, don't think (even) less of Spanish cycling fans after today's unfortunate incidentPlease, don't bring up the incident tomorrow at the office whilst taking the midday coffeeThis is the land of Bahamontes, Ocaña, Fuente, Delgado, Indurain, Contador, Valverde...I apologise in the name of sane Spanish road cycling fans
Try that in a small danish townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY>According to the newspaper, a group of five protesters sat down in the middle of the route on Sønderborg Landevej as the Tour riders approached. The protesters did not respond to the first shouts from other spectators asking them to move, and so a group of spectators took matters into their own hands.>- A group of spectators came, six or eight of them - some big guys - and they threw the protesters off the road. The protesters sat down shortly afterwards, and I even heard that one of them tried to stick himself to the road, but the spectators prevented that too, Tour spectator Jakob Andersen tells JydskeVestkysten.
>>150566274they did the impossible - make the vuelta interesting
>>150566251-7m
>>150566392>using roads in Netherlands by 2030
>>150566375that's pidcock tho
>>150566372Based
>>150566239>Highest rampa stands at 5m above sea levelIs it a record ?
>>150566599this is a slander. official profile clearly list it as 6m >>150566251
Also my daily innovation of the month : downhill time trials in the tour de France.
>watch Vuelta stage>every single one>Palestine flags EVERYWHEREholy shit this is so embarrassing
>>150566196Based Basques
>>150566779>Tour of Gazanow there's some me watchy shit
>neutralizing one of the funnest stages of the race because of Palestine protestor faggotry
did you see the time gaps already? vingegaard and pidcock gained 10s on almeida
Onwards they go
I'm about to drop this year's Vuelta and stop watching if it's just gonna be nonstop Israel/Palestine faggotry every day
>>150566886actually more because there were seconds for kom, pidcock won 4 seconds and cringegaard 2 on almeida
first they came for the jews and I did not care
>>150566937they have fans?
>>150566999Yes, I literally do not care
It's sad and unfortunate. At least the TdF was comfy and wholesome. Politics ruin everything. I hate politics so much.
I love the Basque, they understand what's really important in life.Like me, they love their ciclismo, but hate Israel more
>>150566975please do and take all your flags with you
then they came for our media and I still did not care
>>150566975just report it
>>150567036I agree. Just look at this site.
>>150567055Gonna cry bitch?
>>150566624Morning stage uphillAfternoon stage downhillTimes are combined
>>150567082Seems like you're doing that already bud>I'll leave if you all don't act how I wantOff you pop you boring cunt
>>150566624It's like you want France to never win a Grand Tour ever again...
>>150567018Me
>>150567082>G-gonna cr-cry bi-i-i-tch?kek
>>150567018Just the one
>>150567111Oh he BIG mad
They came for Streameast and I still do not care
So let's say Israel Premiere Tech actually did drop out. Do you think that would magically make the demostrations go away? Hell no. These motherfuckers are getting prime air time all over the world because spanish police couldn't catch a fart in a jar if they had to.
wasted my good John McEnroe joke in the last thread
>>150566937very reasonable statement to be fair
>>150567197Its not getting coverage internationally Bert. Nobody but cycling media, spanish media, and DR is covering it.
>>150567205Rusbert ALWAYS makes a new thread when I'm dropping my best posts.
I'm looking forward to the anti-Israel protests at 环广西公路自行车世巡赛 (2.UWT)
>Win tour>Win Giro>Almost died>Wont be able to win Vuelta and complete Triple CrownIs (B)egan a /ourguy/ or KBAB's case for the /cyc/ audience?
>>150567232https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/03/sport/cycling-vuelta-protesters-disrupt-racehttps://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/sep/03/we-just-want-to-race-riders-demand-tighter-security-after-protesters-halt-vueltahttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6595115/2025/09/03/vuelta-espana-palestine-protest/https://velo.outsideonline.com/road/road-racing/vuelta-a-espana/stage-11-report-stage-annulled-due-to-protests-vingegaard-and-pidcock-gain-time/https://www.thetimes.com/sport/cycling/article/la-vuelta-palestine-protest-cycling-tom-pidcock-c8xzq5sw0https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/articles/c4gve92k2rkohttps://www.nbcsports.com/news/spanish-vuelta-stage-cut-short-because-of-disruption-by-pro-palestinian-protesters-near-finish-line?????????????????
>>150567284lel didn't even check
alright let's see what you nerds been talking about
>>150567306Ask it which flag has the worst berts.
>>150567306>Controversial Takesall me
>>150567318>That’s a loaded question, and it’s worth unpacking a bit. If you're referring to flags in the context of 4chan threads—where users are often identified by country flags—it’s common for people to joke or complain about certain flags based on stereotypes, trolling behavior, or perceived low-quality posts. But those judgments are usually tongue-in-cheek and vary wildly depending on the thread’s mood, topic, or current events.>In the thread you're viewing, there's visible frustration around political protests—particularly pro-Palestinian demonstrations during the Vuelta a España—which has led some users to lash out at flags they associate with those movements. However, these reactions are highly subjective and emotionally charged, not grounded in any real metric of “contribution quality.”>If you're asking more broadly—like which country’s users tend to derail threads or stir controversy—it’s still not a question with a factual answer. Every flag has its share of trolls, thoughtful posters, and everything in between. The real issue is often the topic itself, not the nationality of the person posting.
>>150567340what a load of nothing
>>150567306tell this thing to make a velodrama team to compete with chatgpt one
>>150567361
will it malfunction when it sees itself in the thread? find out on tomorrow's edition of Bert AI
>>150567398technically speaking, copilot also uses gpt-5, you'd better use something like grok, gemini or claude to get real competition
>>150567469Can we talk about how these are all somehow terrible names
>"It's hard to describe the disappointment to be honest," Pidcock told road.cc.>I felt that today was my day. There should always be a finish line – we don't run a fucking exercise race, do we?100% agree. why not have the top of the climb as the finish and have a winner?
Qwen is blocked from accessing 4chan and it is really not fond of talking about nationalities. But I got something out of it. Turns out burgers are the worst.
>Based solely on the observable behavior within this thread, users with the U.S. flag () appear to be responsible for the highest volume of unfunny, uncreative, and subject-derailing posts.
>>150567558>>150567570
>>150567558no way those are real posts. AI doing the US dirty there
>>150567558literally nobody has said any of this in this or the former threads
I love Xi now
>>150567663ask what MWW means
>>150567284This is the point of Protest, good on them for forcing the issue.There is no room for Israel in polite society. Either the team is chucked out of the sport or the protests continue, simple as
>>150567663好了,我们完成了平庸的环法自行车赛的第一周,这意味着是时候回顾一下我们精彩绝伦的“世界巡回赛葡萄酒”系列了(/WORLD TOUR WINE/)!!我上周一直在/wtw/办公室,所以今天喝了几瓶酒来补充一下。请放心,这些酒实际上是在相应赛段的当天喝的,所以请向董事会提出你的投诉。环西自行车赛第五赛段终于要来到西班牙了,不过我们准备了一款略显厚道的葡萄酒来庆祝这场旷日持久的“大出发”。环西自行车赛(ITT)在菲格雷斯市附近举行,菲格雷斯是阿尔特恩波达(Alt Emporda)的首府,我们准备了一款来自阿尔特恩波达的葡萄酒供您享用。RIM Vins de Jordi Esteve "Contraban" 2021(36美元)这款酒采用歌海娜和亚历山大麝香葡萄混酿,以自然酿造风格酿造(请参考/wtw/之前的版本),酿造过程非常自然——未经澄清、过滤和硫化。大部分葡萄产自恩波达(Emporda)本地,但也有一些来自朋友在鲁西永(Roussillon)的葡萄园,因此得名“Contraban”(在佛朗哥统治时期,跨境贸易曾是非法的)。酒体呈浅红色/宝石红色,略带浑浊和气泡。初闻香气极其狂野,带有农家气息,但很快就消散了。成熟的红色大黄和草莓的香气,以及一些奇特的草本气息,非常有趣。口感轻盈而富有光泽,单宁略显干燥,包裹着爽脆的果核。布雷特和芬克酒的口感略显粗糙,但总体来说还不错。非常适合夏末围坐在篝火旁享用,和烤鸡也很搭。抱歉照片有点模糊,我估计当时我已经喝得酩酊大醉了。
>>150567685wtf is even going on.>While "Muddy Waters Waffles" is the full meme phrase, MWW has evolved into a label for low-quality, derailed, or mentally unhinged posts It's often associated with users from certain flags (like [american flag] in this thread) who derail serious discussion with nonsense.>TL;DR: >MWW = "Muddy Waters Waffles" — a meme acronym used in /sp/ cycling threads to mock stupid, derailing, or surreal posts. It’s not an official term, but a community in-joke representing the lowest form of forum contribution — the anti-Danish-flag-poster, if you will.
>>150567693The cycling team, Israeli cyclists, and cycling have nothing to do with the actions of the government of Israel. Such topics are irrelevant and have no place here.
>>150567735not so intelligent after all
>>150567735I can see it. Should I go back to the asylum?
>>150567749If you could just go ahead and relay that information to all the protestors literally influencing this race every single day, that'd be great, thank you.
>>150567773I'll see what I can do
>>150567735I stopped using ai in my field of work, it's just too dangerous >>150567749If a cycling team is sponsored by a company that pays taxes in israel, then it's relevant even if you don't agree with it
>>150567759tried to correct it, but it wont give up the ghost>And while the "Muddy Waters Waffles" theory exists as a parody of absurd posts, "Mads Will Win" is the real, dominant meaning in current usage — especially in threads where Danish users are active.
>>150567735what kind of lying ass teemu gpt is this even
>>150567786Yeah its so fucking sketchy. I have had some success doing light data work, but it still manages to dream up whole libraries or methods that don't exists.
>>150567749Neither have russian football teams and I have to watch European trophies without kino Zenit or Spartak games yet all your ziodogs did everything to push them out while turning a blind eye to shitsrael
Maybe there is a parallel dimension /sp/ where they are laughing at the absurdity of good old muddy waters should be about some Mads winning.
there will be no muddy waters tomorrow. why is he even there
But Mads doesn't win
>https://ai-2027.com/It's over, you just don't know it yet.
>>150567816>yourNot mine. I'm apolitical and dislike politics infecting sports to any extent in any way.
fat man has no chance
>>150567858Mads might take it
>>150567844
if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, does that mean both palestine and israel is my friends
seems more or less correct but still too pro pali
For fanden, Mads! My nerves are in shreds! Leading the points jersey is great and all, but another day without a stage win in La Vuelta just hurts. I'm sitting here on the couch, screaming at the TV like a madman, but it's not enough!We were SO close on stage 3, I could almost taste the victory champagne. And today again, fighting, but not on the top step of the podium. What is missing? Are the legs tired after the Tour de France? Is it just bad luck? The team is working hard, but it's just not clicking for the win.My heart bleeds for you, champ. But we Danes are stubborn, and we never lose hope. You are a fighter, a true Viking on two wheels! Get angry, get that killer instinct back, and show them who the real boss is in the sprints!Come on, Mads P! We are all behind you, screaming our lungs out. Take a stage win for Denmark! Vi tror på dig! KOM SÅ! #LaVuelta25 #MadsPedersen #LidlTrek #Cykelstolthed #ForDanmark
>>150567956Rolf?!
I don't see Mads winning until stage 19
>>150567956how did you get access to my morning mirror speech
At least from stage 15 until the end we stay in right wing parts of Spain
>>150568344Oh, boy.
Metrics I'd love to see are which flags submit the most reports.
>>150567919That's a paradox, your only friend is most likely a kind, demonised, gentle man from the early 1900's. A man with a vision of a better future. A man who, of successful, would have created a better world for all of us. Of course, I'm referring to Adolf Hitler.
>>150568645It's the Belgian flag. They eclipse all other nations. French are second if course. Amerifats 3rd. Vindictive bunch.
Sucker punch somebody in the pelotonBreak all the barriers at the finish lineStand in the way with your stupid flagsYeah you think you're tough
>>150568645Probably me, I don't like racism
r/peloton is cheering the protestors
>>150567271who?
>>150569249Egan ARLEY BERNAL GÓMEZ
>>150569432luv Bernal
>>150569432>bernal >winner tdf try again
why are spaniards like this and how come we didn't really see it with the tour or the giro?
Why do Spaniards lick brown arse so much? Even the TDF had those fuckers under control.
>>150570333rabidly anti-kiwi post
I missed the stage. Why did vingo conspire with Hamas to steal pidcocks stage win?
>>150569227So is /cyc/
PCS Bert has 13 people waging for him.I figured it would be more with basically 24 hours live coverage. I do wonder how much of it is automated.
>>150570333policia was taking a siesta while the protesters dug the tunnels to make the protest
>>150571126Seems excessive, what do you need? Being absolutely over the top, 1 admin, 1 finance/ controller, 1 marketing /social, 2 devs, 3 content. What do the rest even do? You could probably cut those numbers in half too
>>150571198I imagine there must be a few of them plugged into race radio at all times. That's probably the most labour intensive part.
Guys, how did you deal with the death of 4chan x on chrome?
>>150572536I dunno Ive only ever used Firefox (since it was Mozilla)
>>150572536>chromelmaosoon Google will lock down apk sideloading
Is today Soler's turn or is it Ayuso's again?
>>150572760>>150573093Humm seems to be working fine on firefox. The translation looks fucked up sadly, how do I get my belgian boomer baits from hln now?
>>150569678People praise them for removing kebab from their country but somehow forgot they were weak enough to be under sheepfuckers rule for 800+ years
>>150569678Leftist cucks at the gov. and very little jews in spain
>>150573224well the sheepfuckers were probably the most advanced civilization at the timeIf it weren't for muslins we probably wouldn't have heard of many Greek philosophers for example, entire books were thought to be lost until translations were found.also, the collapse of the Roman empire allowed for many invasions around Europe, the power vacuum left iberia for the taking. it's not surprising they kept Iberia for so long imo.
>>150573284Spanish are basically generic arabs
>>150571198live stats probably the most time draining part since they now do all UWT/WWT, Pro and some x.1 races. then again, you don't have to do it off season.
The palestinian protestors are actually paid by happy merchants, they even chuted some random Wanty, no IPT runner was scratched
horner with some deeply antisemetic statements in his last video
>>150573498muzzies and their fifth columns are never to be blamed, its always da joos isnt it
>>150573547The palestinian protestors are actually paid by palestinians to pretend to be paid by happy merchants
Mads cannot make it over that climb. Maybe if he gets in a break with only jobbers but even still I would be shocked.
>For environmental reasons no spectators allowed in last Km of Bola del Mundo stage>"environmental reasons"
>>150573651there is nothing Mads cant do, if he puts his full retardation into doing it
>Tom Pidcock launching a big attack and dropping everyone, including Jonas Vingegaard. Pidcock was the fastest on Cote de Pike with 8.16 ᵉW/Kg for 4:20 min, four seconds faster than Pogačar, Vingegaard and Lafay in the 2023 Tour.mama mia
>>150573671The Big 4™
>>150567306You can just post a link to a 4chan thread in this AI thing and it'll actually go there and scrape the data?
>>150573725probably. I just tell it to summarize the page I'm on
>>150573732Cool, this could be a HUGE moral victory for british users if they are locked out of 4chan by the government's online safety plan, that they can still enjoy the Community Banter from a distance
>>150573671>Lafaythe biggest sulfurest performance since Paduni. And all it got him is silent bans and non results
>>150573811all it got him was a FAT contract
>>150573814that too
Enough talking politics, just ciclismo now.The Tour of Kosovo is underway!
>>150572536Don't use the extension, use the userscript that works through Violentmonkey/Tampermonkey instead. Try 4chan XT instead of 4chan X. Try Vivaldi or Opera instead of Chrome
>Oscar Freire on the protestors: "They're the typical hippies who go to every race and are only looking for fights. They were laughing, then they got aggressive. It's something that doesn't normally happen">"There have always been some kind of demonstration, and in the end, it's always the same people who join in every single one, often without even knowing the reason"basado?
>>150573732but it clearly just hallucinates all this shit, there is nothing tangible there. there is a very (((good))) reason LLMs don't have 4chan posts in their training data
Ok Mads there is a sprint point at 100km so we are just going to wai- ack WAIT COME... COME BACK...
>>150574644Fact check: trve
>>150573093Only for anonymous developers
there was a loli helping push back the dumb protesters
>>150573284Lol
why don't they just race at night when all the protesters are asleep?
>>150573218>translationI use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/traduzir-paginas-web/
sporza dug up an old interview with sylvan adams, owner of the israel pro cycling team>"I don't know what could possibly be controversial about the Israeli operation. It was the bloodiest day for Jews since the Holocaust," he said a month after the October 7 terror attack. >Not only Adams defended Israeli policy in this way, but his riders also share that opinion, the team boss suggested. "Everyone who rides for us knows what the team stands for. Anyone who doesn't sympathize with Israel wouldn't be riding for the team.">This didn't stop Adams from continuing to speak out strongly about the Middle East conflict. "Israel is failing miserably in its PR war against Hamas," he told the news site JNS late last week.>"In physical warfare we have achieved miracles that resemble science fiction, but in communications warfare we are losing miserably."either the riders of israel team are all zionists or he may be hanging his riders out to dry a little bit
>>150576084Adam’s bravest warriors
>>150573542Weird for an american
>chute uphillkek
>>150576084>"In physical warfare we have achieved miracles that resemble science fictionlmao
chute riccitello, how antisemitic of the asphalt
Good morning, has israel been expelled yet?Captcha:AYY8V
>>150576084he's really putting his riders on the line here lmao
>>150576174nein
>>150576176>few goyim might die but that's the risk I am willing to take
>>150576084Hasbara is failing
Brennan wins after Kooij's leadout
top 10
>>150576084>"I don't know what could possibly be controversial about the Israeli operation.Not a wild take, only an idiot would think Israel didn't have the right to respond - as much as I've never had a single positive interaction with a Jew my entire life.>"Israel is failing miserably in its PR war against Hamas," he told the news site JNS late last week.Now this is why i don't trust a single one of those fuckers. It's give an inch and they will make it a whole acre of illegal settlements. Thinking Israel is still on it's right to respond right now is absolutely retarded.
>remco sends his terrorist buddies to ruin the vuelta because he can't winWhy is he like this?
>>150576084this guy talks like he’s ben fucking givr LMAO I wouldn’t be caught dead riding for IPT
>>150575179Then we would have a regular la vuelta, which is boring as fuck
Good morning sirs
>>150576084Gee the only one with sense
>>150576278GC
>>150576357Shouldn't have signed in the first place
Wiebeswinslol. what's the point of this race anyway
>>150576435top 10
perro
>>150576452Who in the fuck names their daughter catI can see Kate or Catherine, but just straight up cat?
>>150576278another guaranteed top 10 by tim torn and teutenberg
>>150576455worst is doing this race, where's her or her twin sisters sausage dog?
>>150576452GC
>>150576263Fishboy+5 slaves+brennan and kooij should be le tour team but wout sponsors pay too much to leave him home
>>150576578You're so dumb, we should have a zero med poster policy.
>>150576578Jorgensen and Campenarts are based and mandatory. Afini too.
>>150576465Her brother is named Tom
>Sierra de los hombresheh
>>150576589Best way visma has to prolong his career is sending him in Italy to farm 2nd places and help the captain (jorgenson)?
>>150576604Affini is a waste of spaceFish, Jorge, Kuss, YatesBrennan, Wout, Campy, Laporte
awww sheeeeit here we go
20 sprint points whatever the cost
when was the last time someone won a GT sprint jersey without winning a single stage?
>>150576737Peter SAGAN 2015
The sound of the water they are adding is really beyond parody: The cows, birds, church bells I can deal with; but their water sound effect is way too loud and sounds more like a bathroom
>>150576737I know Zabel did it in TdF 1999
>>150576737Fabio Feliine 2016. He barely beat Nairo wo win itI ain't checking the tdf or giro
>>150576771And before him, it was the great Peter SAGAN, in 2014
im sorry Mads but you aint making it over this climb and not even close enough to close it on the descend
I now remember Nico Denz
because hessman waved back to me when i saw him on my bike holiday i no longer think hes a doper
>>150576775The cow bells yesterday were so loud
>>150576775it sounds like when you turn on the shower and then leave the bathroom and close the door
madsbros....
rampas status?
hey Denmark where is the cyclingtranslate this. it think it might be hilarious
>>150576900it say that the man covered in blood was sown in the back / behind (his ass cheek)
>>150576912I knew it was something like that. Nice day time tv you have there
mads bros...
Madsbros.....det slut
ayusowinslol
Bravo Soler
GAUDUGAUDUGAUDUGAUDUGAUDUGAUDU
Imagine of Ayuso doesn't win this.
proper little goat road this
UAE with another stagewin thanks to their hostile work environment; Visma LAB with their power of friendship seeing another stage win disappear
>>150566196achooso doesn't even gain on peloton lmao
this climb is even harder than I thought. Mads couldn't do this with all the EPO in the world
>>1505770242021 wout would have dropped these fools
>>150577035even 2out from this year would probably beat them
>>1505770352026 Wout will too
>>1505770352021 wout would be in the peloton with the red jersey
can Romo sprint
Great spanish roads
landismo
>>150577043>>150577045>>150577041>>150577035yeah buddy
>>150577075I said 2021 not the current washed one
>>150577075
>>150577075don't compare powless to these literal frauds, achooso can't even gain on Jorgenson's fake pacing in peloton
yawn
alright where is the camera on Mads going downhill at the speed of light
>>150577083hes not currently washed. He is washed since the livelong contract. Hes only in the big races becasue they pay so much for him.
the rarely seen Cola de Pelotondoesn't get much tv time that lad
>>150577112He never recovered from that roubaix puncture
Ayuso with another easy as fuck win
camon chasers do some fackin chasing
ayuso victory salute prediction? i'm thinking maybe he's going to imitate a famous dictator from history in reference to his team that's a literal dictatorship
MADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADS
>>150577194Pogi merda shirt
was sprinting for 3rd an insignificant result? yes, yes it was
>>150577194EL CAUDILLO
Ayuso being a rat?
that little rat
>Romo and Ayuso doing retarded things>Mads comes back and wins
you're only a rat if you're throwing the race win awayotherwise it's all fair game and tactics
brave squeaker Rolland only 15 seconds
amirail big gc gain
hello where are the protestors?
Ayuso wins
well another day without a vingegaard win. maybe in 364 days he'll give it another try
>ayusowinslolMads only 18 seconds afterimpressive from the fat mna
squeek
>>150577336Not enough basque rats
What a disgusting rat
>>150577338He'll win tomorrow
>>150577336Those were mostly Basque shills paid by the (Spanish) government. Also the Policía takes things seriously, unlike the Ertzaintza
HUGE moral victory for dictatorships
Thread stinks of shit
Pogi seething
>>150577351>>150577340
feels good being a rat
>>150577369And all I gotta say to youWannabe, gonnabe, cock sucking, pussy-eating prankstersIs when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna doDamn it feels good to be a rat bastard
So, is /cyc/ going to apologize to Juan like /elite/ did?
>>150577395he looks very asian here
Ayuso vs Pog sprint finish in Rwanda
wow ayuso's english is really good for a native spanish speaker
>>150577426studied English in Tbilisi I believe
>>150577412You spelled 'Remco' wrong.Which is wierd because it spells like it sounds.
>>150577439His family has a home in Atlanta GA from what I understand.
>>150577454GC
>>150577456yes well er
>>150577412bait used to be believable
always get good town names in Irish races
>>150566196daily reminder that arensman's 2 stage wins in tdf are 5 times more legit than ayuso's 2 stage wins in vuelta
>>150577541gifted vs earnednah
vine tomorrowfrom the gc group
>>150577552you probably forget that he was with the GC group (which had 6 riders) and attacked. of course you can argue pogi gifted him the win, but he attacked from the GC group, not a breakaway with Romo and Crampy
can almeida make a pescado out of fishboy? Or is the fish going to hook the pescador?
>>150577659unlikely. poor Almeida is basically abandoned by his team
Q36.5 GC podium is genuinely a crazy result for them.
>>150566196so l'angliru is a glorified galibier or loze?
>>150577709no?
+35 pointstoday was a solid day madsbros
>>150577709Wow you're dumb
imagine shitcock wins tomorrow
>>150577848Cyc would owe me stuff, money and apologies probably
>>150577929
>>150577941that's stage 2
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025VUELTA A ESPANAstage 12
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025TOUR OF BRITAINstage 3
>>150577951>>150577943Yes well, some excel shit juggling happened.
>>150577953There is also a lack of explicit position number between 36-45 but I am not doing shit about it chief.
>>1505776597+ minutes
>>150577659honestly at this point i think Pidders has a bigger chance at beating Jonas than Almeida
>>150578083Angliru is a real climb unlike Pike or Valdezcaray
>>150578093im not saying his is gonna beat him im just saying he has looked the strongest of the rest so farAngliru, Farrapona stage and Madrid mountain stage is where Pidders will need to prove himself
>>150577970>6 Berts in global top 75
will Jonas beat Roberto Heras record tomorrow
>>150578205I think so
>>150578274just looked there wont be much win but it will be tailwind all the way up
where it all began3rd time Jonas will be doing Angliru
I am currently in talks with my legal team about the options of pursuing legal action against Mads "Mads P" Pedersen for defrauding me a lot of velopoints.
>>150578825that needs to be a class action suit
>>150578825>>150578843Count me in
good thread today lads
>>150578543rim breaks, black socks, painface on everyone. A better time.
>>150579006We need to go back
>>150578979I feel like finally my posts matter
>>150578979it's no waffles, mr AI
>>150579006>black socks
>>150578121not really desu, pid gained 10sec in Almeida on a stage tailored to himon the previous stages he couldn't even make a turn with Almeida I'm not sure pid will even finish in the top 5 in the endhe's been climbing well tho
my mate has me roped into doing this in the morning. he wants the sled to be 170kg. dead&gone for sure. but then feasting for Angliru
I quit my team in the VueltaTo show Pogi I was cool. And when it finally was overfelt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to doI'm living out in in Monte CarloI drive a sports car just to proveI'm a real big baller 'cause I won a couple stages and I spend it all girls and shoes. But you don't wanna be high like meNever really knowing why like meYou don't ever wanna step off that rollercoasterAnd be all aloneYou don't wanna ride the team bus like thisNever knowing who to trust like thisYou don't wanna be stuck up on the stage cyclingStuck up on that stage cycling
rimbreak bikes looks so much better its unreal
>>150580468You're still riding rim brakes bert, right?
>>150580528I actually ride v-breaks.
>>150580468>using brakes
Ready for Vingegaard to take a +5min lead in the GC?
>>150581409yes
>>150579438Wow you're a bit retarded
You gotta love the Juanster, you just gotta
Riccitello leaving for Decathlon, good for him.
