La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 12Laredo - Los Corrales de Buelna144.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlistGC after stage 11:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-11-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-12/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV214:45 CETPrevious thread:>>150547854
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>>150566239obligatory
I actually like Israel Premier Tech a lot
Please, don't think (even) less of Spanish cycling fans after today's unfortunate incidentPlease, don't bring up the incident tomorrow at the office whilst taking the midday coffeeThis is the land of Bahamontes, Ocaña, Fuente, Delgado, Indurain, Contador, Valverde...I apologise in the name of sane Spanish road cycling fans
Try that in a small danish townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY>According to the newspaper, a group of five protesters sat down in the middle of the route on Sønderborg Landevej as the Tour riders approached. The protesters did not respond to the first shouts from other spectators asking them to move, and so a group of spectators took matters into their own hands.>- A group of spectators came, six or eight of them - some big guys - and they threw the protesters off the road. The protesters sat down shortly afterwards, and I even heard that one of them tried to stick himself to the road, but the spectators prevented that too, Tour spectator Jakob Andersen tells JydskeVestkysten.
>>150566274they did the impossible - make the vuelta interesting
>>150566251-7m
>>150566392>using roads in Netherlands by 2030
>>150566375that's pidcock tho
>>150566372Based
>>150566239>Highest rampa stands at 5m above sea levelIs it a record ?
>>150566599this is a slander. official profile clearly list it as 6m >>150566251
Also my daily innovation of the month : downhill time trials in the tour de France.
>watch Vuelta stage>every single one>Palestine flags EVERYWHEREholy shit this is so embarrassing
>>150566196Based Basques
>>150566779>Tour of Gazanow there's some me watchy shit
>neutralizing one of the funnest stages of the race because of Palestine protestor faggotry
did you see the time gaps already? vingegaard and pidcock gained 10s on almeida
Onwards they go
I'm about to drop this year's Vuelta and stop watching if it's just gonna be nonstop Israel/Palestine faggotry every day
>>150566886actually more because there were seconds for kom, pidcock won 4 seconds and cringegaard 2 on almeida
first they came for the jews and I did not care
>>150566937they have fans?
>>150566999Yes, I literally do not care
It's sad and unfortunate. At least the TdF was comfy and wholesome. Politics ruin everything. I hate politics so much.
I love the Basque, they understand what's really important in life.Like me, they love their ciclismo, but hate Israel more
>>150566975please do and take all your flags with you
then they came for our media and I still did not care
>>150566975just report it
>>150567036I agree. Just look at this site.
>>150567055Gonna cry bitch?
>>150566624Morning stage uphillAfternoon stage downhillTimes are combined
>>150567082Seems like you're doing that already bud>I'll leave if you all don't act how I wantOff you pop you boring cunt
>>150566624It's like you want France to never win a Grand Tour ever again...
>>150567018Me
>>150567082>G-gonna cr-cry bi-i-i-tch?kek
>>150567018Just the one
>>150567111Oh he BIG mad
They came for Streameast and I still do not care
So let's say Israel Premiere Tech actually did drop out. Do you think that would magically make the demostrations go away? Hell no. These motherfuckers are getting prime air time all over the world because spanish police couldn't catch a fart in a jar if they had to.
wasted my good John McEnroe joke in the last thread
>>150566937very reasonable statement to be fair
>>150567197Its not getting coverage internationally Bert. Nobody but cycling media, spanish media, and DR is covering it.
>>150567205Rusbert ALWAYS makes a new thread when I'm dropping my best posts.
I'm looking forward to the anti-Israel protests at 环广西公路自行车世巡赛 (2.UWT)
>Win tour>Win Giro>Almost died>Wont be able to win Vuelta and complete Triple CrownIs (B)egan a /ourguy/ or KBAB's case for the /cyc/ audience?
>>150567232https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/03/sport/cycling-vuelta-protesters-disrupt-racehttps://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/sep/03/we-just-want-to-race-riders-demand-tighter-security-after-protesters-halt-vueltahttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6595115/2025/09/03/vuelta-espana-palestine-protest/https://velo.outsideonline.com/road/road-racing/vuelta-a-espana/stage-11-report-stage-annulled-due-to-protests-vingegaard-and-pidcock-gain-time/https://www.thetimes.com/sport/cycling/article/la-vuelta-palestine-protest-cycling-tom-pidcock-c8xzq5sw0https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/articles/c4gve92k2rkohttps://www.nbcsports.com/news/spanish-vuelta-stage-cut-short-because-of-disruption-by-pro-palestinian-protesters-near-finish-line?????????????????
>>150567284lel didn't even check
alright let's see what you nerds been talking about
>>150567306Ask it which flag has the worst berts.
>>150567306>Controversial Takesall me
>>150567318>That’s a loaded question, and it’s worth unpacking a bit. If you're referring to flags in the context of 4chan threads—where users are often identified by country flags—it’s common for people to joke or complain about certain flags based on stereotypes, trolling behavior, or perceived low-quality posts. But those judgments are usually tongue-in-cheek and vary wildly depending on the thread’s mood, topic, or current events.>In the thread you're viewing, there's visible frustration around political protests—particularly pro-Palestinian demonstrations during the Vuelta a España—which has led some users to lash out at flags they associate with those movements. However, these reactions are highly subjective and emotionally charged, not grounded in any real metric of “contribution quality.”>If you're asking more broadly—like which country’s users tend to derail threads or stir controversy—it’s still not a question with a factual answer. Every flag has its share of trolls, thoughtful posters, and everything in between. The real issue is often the topic itself, not the nationality of the person posting.
>>150567340what a load of nothing
>>150567306tell this thing to make a velodrama team to compete with chatgpt one
>>150567361
will it malfunction when it sees itself in the thread? find out on tomorrow's edition of Bert AI
>>150567398technically speaking, copilot also uses gpt-5, you'd better use something like grok, gemini or claude to get real competition
>>150567469Can we talk about how these are all somehow terrible names
>"It's hard to describe the disappointment to be honest," Pidcock told road.cc.>I felt that today was my day. There should always be a finish line – we don't run a fucking exercise race, do we?100% agree. why not have the top of the climb as the finish and have a winner?
Qwen is blocked from accessing 4chan and it is really not fond of talking about nationalities. But I got something out of it. Turns out burgers are the worst.
>Based solely on the observable behavior within this thread, users with the U.S. flag () appear to be responsible for the highest volume of unfunny, uncreative, and subject-derailing posts.
>>150567558>>150567570
>>150567558no way those are real posts. AI doing the US dirty there
>>150567558literally nobody has said any of this in this or the former threads
I love Xi now
>>150567663ask what MWW means
>>150567284This is the point of Protest, good on them for forcing the issue.There is no room for Israel in polite society. Either the team is chucked out of the sport or the protests continue, simple as
>>150567663好了,我们完成了平庸的环法自行车赛的第一周,这意味着是时候回顾一下我们精彩绝伦的“世界巡回赛葡萄酒”系列了(/WORLD TOUR WINE/)!!我上周一直在/wtw/办公室,所以今天喝了几瓶酒来补充一下。请放心,这些酒实际上是在相应赛段的当天喝的,所以请向董事会提出你的投诉。环西自行车赛第五赛段终于要来到西班牙了,不过我们准备了一款略显厚道的葡萄酒来庆祝这场旷日持久的“大出发”。环西自行车赛(ITT)在菲格雷斯市附近举行,菲格雷斯是阿尔特恩波达(Alt Emporda)的首府,我们准备了一款来自阿尔特恩波达的葡萄酒供您享用。RIM Vins de Jordi Esteve "Contraban" 2021(36美元)这款酒采用歌海娜和亚历山大麝香葡萄混酿,以自然酿造风格酿造(请参考/wtw/之前的版本),酿造过程非常自然——未经澄清、过滤和硫化。大部分葡萄产自恩波达(Emporda)本地,但也有一些来自朋友在鲁西永(Roussillon)的葡萄园,因此得名“Contraban”(在佛朗哥统治时期,跨境贸易曾是非法的)。酒体呈浅红色/宝石红色,略带浑浊和气泡。初闻香气极其狂野,带有农家气息,但很快就消散了。成熟的红色大黄和草莓的香气,以及一些奇特的草本气息,非常有趣。口感轻盈而富有光泽,单宁略显干燥,包裹着爽脆的果核。布雷特和芬克酒的口感略显粗糙,但总体来说还不错。非常适合夏末围坐在篝火旁享用,和烤鸡也很搭。抱歉照片有点模糊,我估计当时我已经喝得酩酊大醉了。
>>150567685wtf is even going on.>While "Muddy Waters Waffles" is the full meme phrase, MWW has evolved into a label for low-quality, derailed, or mentally unhinged posts It's often associated with users from certain flags (like [american flag] in this thread) who derail serious discussion with nonsense.>TL;DR: >MWW = "Muddy Waters Waffles" — a meme acronym used in /sp/ cycling threads to mock stupid, derailing, or surreal posts. It’s not an official term, but a community in-joke representing the lowest form of forum contribution — the anti-Danish-flag-poster, if you will.
>>150567693The cycling team, Israeli cyclists, and cycling have nothing to do with the actions of the government of Israel. Such topics are irrelevant and have no place here.
>>150567735not so intelligent after all
>>150567735I can see it. Should I go back to the asylum?
>>150567749If you could just go ahead and relay that information to all the protestors literally influencing this race every single day, that'd be great, thank you.
>>150567773I'll see what I can do
>>150567735I stopped using ai in my field of work, it's just too dangerous >>150567749If a cycling team is sponsored by a company that pays taxes in israel, then it's relevant even if you don't agree with it
>>150567759tried to correct it, but it wont give up the ghost>And while the "Muddy Waters Waffles" theory exists as a parody of absurd posts, "Mads Will Win" is the real, dominant meaning in current usage — especially in threads where Danish users are active.
>>150567735what kind of lying ass teemu gpt is this even
>>150567786Yeah its so fucking sketchy. I have had some success doing light data work, but it still manages to dream up whole libraries or methods that don't exists.
>>150567749Neither have russian football teams and I have to watch European trophies without kino Zenit or Spartak games yet all your ziodogs did everything to push them out while turning a blind eye to shitsrael
Maybe there is a parallel dimension /sp/ where they are laughing at the absurdity of good old muddy waters should be about some Mads winning.
there will be no muddy waters tomorrow. why is he even there
But Mads doesn't win
>https://ai-2027.com/It's over, you just don't know it yet.
>>150567816>yourNot mine. I'm apolitical and dislike politics infecting sports to any extent in any way.
fat man has no chance
>>150567858Mads might take it
>>150567844
if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, does that mean both palestine and israel is my friends
seems more or less correct but still too pro pali
For fanden, Mads! My nerves are in shreds! Leading the points jersey is great and all, but another day without a stage win in La Vuelta just hurts. I'm sitting here on the couch, screaming at the TV like a madman, but it's not enough!We were SO close on stage 3, I could almost taste the victory champagne. And today again, fighting, but not on the top step of the podium. What is missing? Are the legs tired after the Tour de France? Is it just bad luck? The team is working hard, but it's just not clicking for the win.My heart bleeds for you, champ. But we Danes are stubborn, and we never lose hope. You are a fighter, a true Viking on two wheels! Get angry, get that killer instinct back, and show them who the real boss is in the sprints!Come on, Mads P! We are all behind you, screaming our lungs out. Take a stage win for Denmark! Vi tror på dig! KOM SÅ! #LaVuelta25 #MadsPedersen #LidlTrek #Cykelstolthed #ForDanmark
>>150567956Rolf?!
I don't see Mads winning until stage 19
>>150567956how did you get access to my morning mirror speech
At least from stage 15 until the end we stay in right wing parts of Spain
>>150568344Oh, boy.
Metrics I'd love to see are which flags submit the most reports.
>>150567919That's a paradox, your only friend is most likely a kind, demonised, gentle man from the early 1900's. A man with a vision of a better future. A man who, of successful, would have created a better world for all of us. Of course, I'm referring to Adolf Hitler.
>>150568645It's the Belgian flag. They eclipse all other nations. French are second if course. Amerifats 3rd. Vindictive bunch.
Sucker punch somebody in the pelotonBreak all the barriers at the finish lineStand in the way with your stupid flagsYeah you think you're tough
>>150568645Probably me, I don't like racism
r/peloton is cheering the protestors
>>150567271who?
>>150569249Egan ARLEY BERNAL GÓMEZ
>>150569432luv Bernal
>>150569432>bernal >winner tdf try again
why are spaniards like this and how come we didn't really see it with the tour or the giro?
Why do Spaniards lick brown arse so much? Even the TDF had those fuckers under control.
>>150570333rabidly anti-kiwi post
I missed the stage. Why did vingo conspire with Hamas to steal pidcocks stage win?
>>150569227So is /cyc/
PCS Bert has 13 people waging for him.I figured it would be more with basically 24 hours live coverage. I do wonder how much of it is automated.
>>150570333policia was taking a siesta while the protesters dug the tunnels to make the protest
>>150571126Seems excessive, what do you need? Being absolutely over the top, 1 admin, 1 finance/ controller, 1 marketing /social, 2 devs, 3 content. What do the rest even do? You could probably cut those numbers in half too
>>150571198I imagine there must be a few of them plugged into race radio at all times. That's probably the most labour intensive part.
Guys, how did you deal with the death of 4chan x on chrome?
>>150572536I dunno Ive only ever used Firefox (since it was Mozilla)
>>150572536>chromelmaosoon Google will lock down apk sideloading
Is today Soler's turn or is it Ayuso's again?
>>150572760>>150573093Humm seems to be working fine on firefox. The translation looks fucked up sadly, how do I get my belgian boomer baits from hln now?
>>150569678People praise them for removing kebab from their country but somehow forgot they were weak enough to be under sheepfuckers rule for 800+ years
>>150569678Leftist cucks at the gov. and very little jews in spain
>>150573224well the sheepfuckers were probably the most advanced civilization at the timeIf it weren't for muslins we probably wouldn't have heard of many Greek philosophers for example, entire books were thought to be lost until translations were found.also, the collapse of the Roman empire allowed for many invasions around Europe, the power vacuum left iberia for the taking. it's not surprising they kept Iberia for so long imo.
>>150573284Spanish are basically generic arabs
>>150571198live stats probably the most time draining part since they now do all UWT/WWT, Pro and some x.1 races. then again, you don't have to do it off season.
The palestinian protestors are actually paid by happy merchants, they even chuted some random Wanty, no IPT runner was scratched
horner with some deeply antisemetic statements in his last video
>>150573498muzzies and their fifth columns are never to be blamed, its always da joos isnt it
>>150573547The palestinian protestors are actually paid by palestinians to pretend to be paid by happy merchants
Mads cannot make it over that climb. Maybe if he gets in a break with only jobbers but even still I would be shocked.
>For environmental reasons no spectators allowed in last Km of Bola del Mundo stage>"environmental reasons"
>>150573651there is nothing Mads cant do, if he puts his full retardation into doing it
>Tom Pidcock launching a big attack and dropping everyone, including Jonas Vingegaard. Pidcock was the fastest on Cote de Pike with 8.16 ᵉW/Kg for 4:20 min, four seconds faster than Pogačar, Vingegaard and Lafay in the 2023 Tour.mama mia
>>150573671The Big 4™
>>150567306You can just post a link to a 4chan thread in this AI thing and it'll actually go there and scrape the data?
>>150573725probably. I just tell it to summarize the page I'm on
>>150573732Cool, this could be a HUGE moral victory for british users if they are locked out of 4chan by the government's online safety plan, that they can still enjoy the Community Banter from a distance
>>150573671>Lafaythe biggest sulfurest performance since Paduni. And all it got him is silent bans and non results
>>150573811all it got him was a FAT contract
>>150573814that too
Enough talking politics, just ciclismo now.The Tour of Kosovo is underway!
>>150572536Don't use the extension, use the userscript that works through Violentmonkey/Tampermonkey instead. Try 4chan XT instead of 4chan X. Try Vivaldi or Opera instead of Chrome
>Oscar Freire on the protestors: "They're the typical hippies who go to every race and are only looking for fights. They were laughing, then they got aggressive. It's something that doesn't normally happen">"There have always been some kind of demonstration, and in the end, it's always the same people who join in every single one, often without even knowing the reason"basado?
>>150573732but it clearly just hallucinates all this shit, there is nothing tangible there. there is a very (((good))) reason LLMs don't have 4chan posts in their training data
Ok Mads there is a sprint point at 100km so we are just going to wai- ack WAIT COME... COME BACK...
>>150574644Fact check: trve
>>150573093Only for anonymous developers
there was a loli helping push back the dumb protesters
>>150573284Lol
why don't they just race at night when all the protesters are asleep?
>>150573218>translationI use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/traduzir-paginas-web/
sporza dug up an old interview with sylvan adams, owner of the israel pro cycling team>"I don't know what could possibly be controversial about the Israeli operation. It was the bloodiest day for Jews since the Holocaust," he said a month after the October 7 terror attack. >Not only Adams defended Israeli policy in this way, but his riders also share that opinion, the team boss suggested. "Everyone who rides for us knows what the team stands for. Anyone who doesn't sympathize with Israel wouldn't be riding for the team.">This didn't stop Adams from continuing to speak out strongly about the Middle East conflict. "Israel is failing miserably in its PR war against Hamas," he told the news site JNS late last week.>"In physical warfare we have achieved miracles that resemble science fiction, but in communications warfare we are losing miserably."either the riders of israel team are all zionists or he may be hanging his riders out to dry a little bit
>>150576084Adam’s bravest warriors
>>150573542Weird for an american
>chute uphillkek
>>150576084>"In physical warfare we have achieved miracles that resemble science fictionlmao
chute riccitello, how antisemitic of the asphalt
Good morning, has israel been expelled yet?Captcha:AYY8V
>>150576084he's really putting his riders on the line here lmao
>>150576174nein
>>150576176>few goyim might die but that's the risk I am willing to take
>>150576084Hasbara is failing
Brennan wins after Kooij's leadout
top 10
>>150576084>"I don't know what could possibly be controversial about the Israeli operation.Not a wild take, only an idiot would think Israel didn't have the right to respond - as much as I've never had a single positive interaction with a Jew my entire life.>"Israel is failing miserably in its PR war against Hamas," he told the news site JNS late last week.Now this is why i don't trust a single one of those fuckers. It's give an inch and they will make it a whole acre of illegal settlements. Thinking Israel is still on it's right to respond right now is absolutely retarded.
>remco sends his terrorist buddies to ruin the vuelta because he can't winWhy is he like this?
>>150576084this guy talks like he’s ben fucking givr LMAO I wouldn’t be caught dead riding for IPT
>>150575179Then we would have a regular la vuelta, which is boring as fuck
Good morning sirs
>>150576084Gee the only one with sense
>>150576278GC
>>150576357Shouldn't have signed in the first place
Wiebeswinslol. what's the point of this race anyway
>>150576435top 10
perro
>>150576452Who in the fuck names their daughter catI can see Kate or Catherine, but just straight up cat?
>>150576278another guaranteed top 10 by tim torn and teutenberg
>>150576455worst is doing this race, where's her or her twin sisters sausage dog?
>>150576452GC
>>150576263Fishboy+5 slaves+brennan and kooij should be le tour team but wout sponsors pay too much to leave him home
>>150576578You're so dumb, we should have a zero med poster policy.
>>150576578Jorgensen and Campenarts are based and mandatory. Afini too.
>>150576465Her brother is named Tom
>Sierra de los hombresheh
>>150576589Best way visma has to prolong his career is sending him in Italy to farm 2nd places and help the captain (jorgenson)?
>>150576604Affini is a waste of spaceFish, Jorge, Kuss, YatesBrennan, Wout, Campy, Laporte
awww sheeeeit here we go
20 sprint points whatever the cost
when was the last time someone won a GT sprint jersey without winning a single stage?
>>150576737Peter SAGAN 2015
The sound of the water they are adding is really beyond parody: The cows, birds, church bells I can deal with; but their water sound effect is way too loud and sounds more like a bathroom
>>150576737I know Zabel did it in TdF 1999
>>150576737Fabio Feliine 2016. He barely beat Nairo wo win itI ain't checking the tdf or giro
>>150576771And before him, it was the great Peter SAGAN, in 2014
im sorry Mads but you aint making it over this climb and not even close enough to close it on the descend
I now remember Nico Denz
because hessman waved back to me when i saw him on my bike holiday i no longer think hes a doper
>>150576775The cow bells yesterday were so loud
>>150576775it sounds like when you turn on the shower and then leave the bathroom and close the door
madsbros....
rampas status?
hey Denmark where is the cyclingtranslate this. it think it might be hilarious
>>150576900it say that the man covered in blood was sown in the back / behind (his ass cheek)
>>150576912I knew it was something like that. Nice day time tv you have there
mads bros...
Madsbros.....det slut
ayusowinslol
Bravo Soler
GAUDUGAUDUGAUDUGAUDUGAUDUGAUDU
Imagine of Ayuso doesn't win this.
proper little goat road this
UAE with another stagewin thanks to their hostile work environment; Visma LAB with their power of friendship seeing another stage win disappear
>>150566196achooso doesn't even gain on peloton lmao
this climb is even harder than I thought. Mads couldn't do this with all the EPO in the world
>>1505770242021 wout would have dropped these fools
>>150577035even 2out from this year would probably beat them
>>1505770352026 Wout will too
>>1505770352021 wout would be in the peloton with the red jersey
can Romo sprint
Great spanish roads
landismo
>>150577043>>150577045>>150577041>>150577035yeah buddy
>>150577075I said 2021 not the current washed one
>>150577075
>>150577075don't compare powless to these literal frauds, achooso can't even gain on Jorgenson's fake pacing in peloton
yawn
alright where is the camera on Mads going downhill at the speed of light
>>150577083hes not currently washed. He is washed since the livelong contract. Hes only in the big races becasue they pay so much for him.
the rarely seen Cola de Pelotondoesn't get much tv time that lad
>>150577112He never recovered from that roubaix puncture
Ayuso with another easy as fuck win
camon chasers do some fackin chasing
ayuso victory salute prediction? i'm thinking maybe he's going to imitate a famous dictator from history in reference to his team that's a literal dictatorship
MADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADS
>>150577194Pogi merda shirt
was sprinting for 3rd an insignificant result? yes, yes it was
>>150577194EL CAUDILLO
Ayuso being a rat?
that little rat
>Romo and Ayuso doing retarded things>Mads comes back and wins
you're only a rat if you're throwing the race win awayotherwise it's all fair game and tactics
brave squeaker Rolland only 15 seconds
amirail big gc gain
hello where are the protestors?
Ayuso wins
well another day without a vingegaard win. maybe in 364 days he'll give it another try
>ayusowinslolMads only 18 seconds afterimpressive from the fat mna
squeek
>>150577336Not enough basque rats
What a disgusting rat
>>150577338He'll win tomorrow
>>150577336Those were mostly Basque shills paid by the (Spanish) government. Also the Policía takes things seriously, unlike the Ertzaintza
HUGE moral victory for dictatorships
Thread stinks of shit
Pogi seething
>>150577351>>150577340
feels good being a rat
>>150577369And all I gotta say to youWannabe, gonnabe, cock sucking, pussy-eating prankstersIs when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna doDamn it feels good to be a rat bastard
So, is /cyc/ going to apologize to Juan like /elite/ did?
>>150577395he looks very asian here
Ayuso vs Pog sprint finish in Rwanda
wow ayuso's english is really good for a native spanish speaker
>>150577426studied English in Tbilisi I believe
>>150577412You spelled 'Remco' wrong.Which is wierd because it spells like it sounds.
>>150577439His family has a home in Atlanta GA from what I understand.
>>150577454GC
>>150577456yes well er
>>150577412bait used to be believable
always get good town names in Irish races
>>150566196daily reminder that arensman's 2 stage wins in tdf are 5 times more legit than ayuso's 2 stage wins in vuelta
>>150577541gifted vs earnednah
vine tomorrowfrom the gc group
>>150577552you probably forget that he was with the GC group (which had 6 riders) and attacked. of course you can argue pogi gifted him the win, but he attacked from the GC group, not a breakaway with Romo and Crampy
can almeida make a pescado out of fishboy? Or is the fish going to hook the pescador?
>>150577659unlikely. poor Almeida is basically abandoned by his team
Q36.5 GC podium is genuinely a crazy result for them.
>>150566196so l'angliru is a glorified galibier or loze?
>>150577709no?
+35 pointstoday was a solid day madsbros
>>150577709Wow you're dumb
imagine shitcock wins tomorrow
>>150577848Cyc would owe me stuff, money and apologies probably
>>150577929
>>150577941that's stage 2
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025VUELTA A ESPANAstage 12
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025TOUR OF BRITAINstage 3
>>150577951>>150577943Yes well, some excel shit juggling happened.
>>150577953There is also a lack of explicit position number between 36-45 but I am not doing shit about it chief.
>>1505776597+ minutes
>>150577659honestly at this point i think Pidders has a bigger chance at beating Jonas than Almeida
>>150578083Angliru is a real climb unlike Pike or Valdezcaray
>>150578093im not saying his is gonna beat him im just saying he has looked the strongest of the rest so farAngliru, Farrapona stage and Madrid mountain stage is where Pidders will need to prove himself
>>150577970>6 Berts in global top 75
will Jonas beat Roberto Heras record tomorrow
>>150578205I think so
>>150578274just looked there wont be much win but it will be tailwind all the way up
where it all began3rd time Jonas will be doing Angliru
I am currently in talks with my legal team about the options of pursuing legal action against Mads "Mads P" Pedersen for defrauding me a lot of velopoints.
>>150578825that needs to be a class action suit
>>150578825>>150578843Count me in
good thread today lads
>>150578543rim breaks, black socks, painface on everyone. A better time.
>>150579006We need to go back
>>150578979I feel like finally my posts matter
>>150578979it's no waffles, mr AI
>>150579006>black socks
>>150578121not really desu, pid gained 10sec in Almeida on a stage tailored to himon the previous stages he couldn't even make a turn with Almeida I'm not sure pid will even finish in the top 5 in the endhe's been climbing well tho
my mate has me roped into doing this in the morning. he wants the sled to be 170kg. dead&gone for sure. but then feasting for Angliru
I quit my team in the VueltaTo show Pogi I was cool. And when it finally was overfelt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to doI'm living out in in Monte CarloI drive a sports car just to proveI'm a real big baller 'cause I won a couple stages and I spend it all girls and shoes. But you don't wanna be high like meNever really knowing why like meYou don't ever wanna step off that rollercoasterAnd be all aloneYou don't wanna ride the team bus like thisNever knowing who to trust like thisYou don't wanna be stuck up on the stage cyclingStuck up on that stage cycling
rimbreak bikes looks so much better its unreal
>>150580468You're still riding rim brakes bert, right?
>>150580528I actually ride v-breaks.
>>150580468>using brakes
Ready for Vingegaard to take a +5min lead in the GC?
>>150581409yes
>>150579438Wow you're a bit retarded
You gotta love the Juanster, you just gotta
Riccitello leaving for Decathlon, good for him.
>>150581409imagine all the palestine flags here
6 stages in a row where the winners first name started with J
just one more week and i can fuck off until roubaix
>>150583289Omloop*
>>150583230Curiously j is one of the rarer letters in use. Only weird letters like q and x are used less. But on the other hand names starting with j are among the most popular.
What if Munton wins the world champs? He has the local knowledge.
>>150583347Thats like saying a Finn has local knowledge for a race in Algeria.
do I detected some cheeky bantz from the madlads who name these rampas?
>>150567769Imagine all the manure in his mouth
>>150584201Talking about rampas, have a read:https://www.geo-sports.org/2023/geology-of-the-vuelta-a-espana/
>>150584445like some kind of ... muddy water waffels you could say
>>150578543>bianchi
ynr Chris Horner is the oldest winner of a GT at 56 years of age when he took the win from Pipi Nippi of Asstana on Langriloo
Not sure how I feel about silksong tbdesu, thanks for reading my blog
>>150588227I've just never been a Metroidvania guy. Playing Anno 1800 with much joy.
>>150588419Me either, mas HK was really good
/las horas del Burgers/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbRZ73NvlYSaw the Buena Vista Social Club broadway show last weekend. Insane, the band was just lights out. Bertina was sobbing by the end because her family left Cuba and had to make the same hard decisions the characters did.
>>150584201That profile done right
>>150583230It's joeback
Spain better put their whole freaking army on that mountain today
Today Pidcock wins the stage and closes on red, unironically
>>150595367They'll have a cohort of flag shaggers for the instance a British rider is about to win. The Spanish are worthless scummers.
>wake up to rain>its gonna rain all day>stay indoors all day watching ciclismo while it rains outsideits comfy time
>>150595370he will drop to 4th or 5th place today
>>150580468I have come to the conclusion that I have the most beautiful run brakes carbon bike ever made by accident.like, I kinda crashed and the brand gave me a new frame with next year's colors and it still is absolutely stunning imo
Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men (2.Pro)Stage 4Atherstone - Burton Dassett186.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-3-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-4/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-XLt1pYp0https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / ITV411:30 CET
Simac Ladies Tour (2.WWT)Stage 4Alkmaar - Alkmaar125.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-3-gcRoadbook:https://indd.adobe.com/view/79ac3814-d751-4266-a11f-862666ff654fLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-4/liveStreams:https://nos.nl/livestream/2575003-wielrennen-simac-ladies-tour-etappe-4https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / NOS13:30 CET
La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 13Cabezón de la Sal - L'Angliru202.7kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlistGC after stage 12:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-12-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-13/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV214:30 CET
>>150595613
>>150595608
>>150595628
and another pair of twins in cycling
>>150595613>>150595621finally some good fucking rampas inhumanas
>>150595628>-6m
DNS A. Ryan
>>150595709I thought aryans were superior
Still feeling deeply embarrassed about what happened two days ago near the stage's finish line. So, so sorry you had to see that. I'll totally understand if certain high-profile riders avoid this parochial pantomime masquerading as a serious race for the rest of their careers.
girmay rumoured to join israel lol
>>150595722poor guy abandoned due to sore ass lmao
how do you even strain your ass cheek anyway
>>150595544You're a faggot plus you're stupid
>>150595621>23%My car wouldnt make it probably
finally some real racing. The prestigious Maryland Classic.
>>150595737
>>150595856Cucked out of it, wow. UAE can fuck off too then. Human right abusing, modern slavery exploiting, terror funding inbred swine.
>>150595761You look at him and you know how.
>>150595761Party bus after stage?
i don't think the protesters know what's happening in sudan so that is never going to happen
>>150595879>Human right abusing, modern slavery exploiting, terror funding inbred swineBut enough about Britain lets talk ciclismo
>>150595605today is Remco's day, I can feel it
>>150595856das ritekneel to Greta
>>150595879They only protest against regime that can be labeled as western civilization, I'm sure you know
Just witnessed a trolling outside of /b/
>>150596105Of course, it's only about le sad brown people :(. Kinda mad they all pretend October the 7th didn't happen. Probably the most gruesome of modern day terror attacks. Racially, ideologically, religious motivated massacre of over 1000 people. And celebrated to boot. Anyone with sympathy toward poolestine are demented. This is making me liked the juden, very dangerous path.
>>150595984Stupid wop we ended slavery and racism and put you fascist fucks back in your places 'av ittt
today will be the biggest nothingburger stage of 2025
>Amid this tense backdrop, a war of words has broken out between Daryl Impey, sports director of Israel Premier Tech, and Matteo Jorgenson of Team Visma | Lease a Bike. Impey strongly defended his team’s right to remain in the competition. “People can say what they want, but we are going to continue all the way to Madrid. Simple. We try to focus on what we are: a cycling team,” he said in words to Flobikes.>Impey added that the riders had received plenty of support within the peloton, though opinions were divided. “We actually feel a lot of support. And the riders from other teams? Some support us, some don’t… In the CPA WhatsApp group, Matteo Jorgenson is the most vocal. Maybe you should ask him what he thinks about it.”>He went further, accusing Jorgenson of politicizing the issue. “We are a sports team and we don’t mix this with politics, but for him apparently it is. He’s basically saying we should leave the other riders behind. Is he the king of the Vuelta? Maybe he can add something about that.”>Jorgenson responded with evident frustration, criticizing Impey for making private exchanges public. “You are talking about messages in a private group of riders. I think it’s inappropriate to make it public in the media. That clearly shows the position he takes,” he said.>He declined to expand on his views, adding only: “I don’t have much more to say about it, and I already shared my opinion when it was relevant.”>Impey’s decision to reveal internal conversations has drawn criticism from many observers, who see it as crossing a line. While it is understandable that he wishes to defend the interests of his team, airing confidential exchanges from a private forum is widely regarded as unacceptable and damaging to the riders’ collective trust.kek, based bully Jorg
we need someone to infiltrate that CPA WhatsApp group for juicy insights
>>150595621
>>150596182i have yet to see any interview where Jorgeson talks about these group chats directlyhe gave one yesterday but where he did not mention it at all
>>150596163except that le based russia is at the forefront of the Nigger Loving - Free palestine - Protect the jews global south turd-worldist alliance
>>150596182>We are a sports team and we don’t mix this with politics
>>150596212looks like he's being serious about groups being private. it's probably not wise by Impey to make these spats public. it's long way to Madrid after all
>>150596190please pay attention to leaks
>The icing on the cake has passed our microphone – none other than the man in the red leader's jersey, Jonas Vingegaard.>"I really want to win today, I won't hide that. Angliru is a special mountain and one of those you want to have on your CV, so of course I want to win.">"It would be great to take some time off from my competitors in the classification. We have to do everything we can to the finish line," Vingegaard tells TV 2 Sport.>"It's clear that today can be very, very decisive. It's a very, very important stage for the overall classification, so we have to be ready and do the best we can."breakaway chuds need not even try today
>>150596328Hugo Tommy still waits for his birthday present
>>150596328thermonuclear fish attack
>>150596196I recognize this corner
>Israel-Premier Tech isn't a state-owned team, but Adams's private team, which he considers one of his vehicles for promoting Israel. In recent months, Adams has also made controversial statements about Israel's war in Gaza.>Van Lancker knows Adams very well. "He attends all the major races and the winter training camps. He's a very friendly man, passionate about cycling.">Van Lancker hasn't heard from his boss yet about what's happening in the Vuelta. "But I hear from my colleagues there that no one is happy with the situation.">"I spoke with our Spanish team director in the Vuelta last night. He, and especially the riders, are scared. They're on their bikes, and you never know what might happen.">Van Lancker emphasizes that there's no top-down order not to talk about the conflict. "That's not happening at all. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I don't think anyone on the team will. We're a cycling team; I don't think we should be discussing what's happening politically." The riders' safety is paramount for Van Lancker. The safest option is to withdraw from the Vuelta, but the team decided against that, and Adams would never allow it either. "I don't think so either. And I don't know if that would be a solution." >"If the team were to stop, the protests would just continue, I think. We also have other matches to play until the end of the season. I don't think that's a solution.">Aren't there any riders who want to quit? "I haven't personally heard of that yet, but I can imagine some riders considering it. I think the team would give a rider who can't handle it anymore the choice and let him go home." >The riders now have neutral kits: "Most of them train in them. It's been since last year that we've only had "Israel" on the jerseys in races.">"We're also considering removing "Israel" from the jerseys in Spain. Incidentally, the cars haven't had "Israel" on them since last year either."
>>150596248What does GTKRWN mean
>>150596216That is true, but they're also based for invading Ukraine after the broken treaties. It's sad for Ukrainians but it's based.
>>150596328Why didn't he try to win last time?
>the owner clarifies: "Fake news. We will never ride without the name Israel.">"We had two extremely difficult days in the Basque Country. The region is known as a stronghold of far-left activists and separatists who like to protest. They are not our friends, that's for sure. I remind you that in the 1960s and 1970s, the Basque underground ETA operated and formed an alliance with the PLO. We were not surprised by this unfriendly welcome, and yet I have never seen anything like this in a cycling race. A huge and disproportionate number of flags and signs for Palestine and against the State of Israel and enormous amounts of hatred.">"In an unusual move, I decided to sit in the team car for the first time to monitor what was happening and make a decision in an extreme case. It was important to me to be there for the riders, some of whom feel threatened. They poured paint on our car, and at the end of the stage you all saw the rioters pushing the barriers and trying to break into the track. The decision not to compete in the last 3 km was the right one. It was not safe for the riders. The police tried to do their best in my opinion. I call this violent group terrorists because they are violent people. In the end, they destroyed all the fans' bikes. The Basques have the best fans in the world and it's a shame it ended like this.">"The CEO of ASO, Jan Le Monner (the company that organizes the Valletta), also asked to remove the team from the race, but I told them that I was not going to do that. If we give up, it's not just the end of our team, but of all the other teams. Tomorrow they will demonstrate against the teams from Bahrain, the UAE and Astana. There is no end to the boycotts. I told them that they were wrong and that we had the right to stay. I also received overwhelming support from the president of the International Cycling Union, David Laporte.
>>150596503>president of the International Cycling Union, David Laporte.I assume they meant Lappartient
>>150596503Ban all Jews from cycling.
>>150596503it’s UCI’s own fault for letting nations do sportwashing through the peloton
>>150596545Mountain jerseyWont be in the top 10 on a mountain stageCalling it now
>>150596588it would mean he will have to actually work for Almeida. can't have that
>>150596234sorry Daryl what's the name of your team again?
>>150596503Bring a grand tour back to Ireland and see what happens
they've only finished on the angliru 9 times in the vuelta
>>150596503>la ETAThey're getting desperate
>>150596503>If we give up, it's not just the end of our team, but of all the other teamsso they samson option the world tour aswell kek
>Smimen's Ladies Tour
>>150596503Didn't they say that they were just a cycling team, and that they aren't politically motivated ?
>>150596668GD Dublin would be explosive
>>150596809I get a feeling that team desperately wants to be, but Adams doesn't give a fuck
O'coomer dead?
>>150595621whenever I see this shit I lose all will to ever do it someday I have a climb nearby with similar rampas (even steeper at times) but it's like 3km long and it's so fucking horrible, I can't imagine 12km of thison the other hand>>150596196looks pretty cool
Its impossible to get even close to 100 points for GP Industria & Artigianato if you don't pick frauds.
Today is the day
>>150597048the photo is great. you can clearly see how it corresponds with elevation profile
>>150597132animefag
>>150597136yeah great shotdid I mention 3km, just checked and it's more like 2 kek
Pls (you) me when we reach Alto del Cordal
>>150597048I rode a similar profile in the Bohemian Alps this year but the altitude gain was only about 500 meters. I definitely need gravel gearings to make that bearable, 36/34 is nowhere near enough.
>>150597202>36/34 is nowhere near enoughpedal faster innit
>>150597202I did the climb I talked about with 36-28I can't describe what I felt
>>150597208i wish i could
>>150597224Unreal. I had like 40 average rpm cadence.
>>150597224>36-28wtf, what is this unreal combination?36 is borderline gravel, almost fast mtb, and 28 is manly road bike
>>150597279what are you talking about? 52/36 is a standard road crankset and 11-28 is common for road cassettes
>>15059727952-36 is what Shimano calls semi compact. Used to be fairly common in entry level race bike. My tcr came like that
>>150597260yeah I actually had to zigzag at times so I didn't fall off, I have to chek it later on strava>>15059727952-36 in the front is pretty standard for road11-28 in the back is pretty standard for roadare you thinking I used 28 in the front and 36 in the back? this is /cyc/, a patrician road cycling general
Broskis...https://x.com/GobAsturias/status/1963901840921096459?t=tpgSRU91ZztVwG-JwnKZkw&s=19I'm so fucking tired. I don't care about either Israel or Gaza, just like everyone doesn't care about Sudan, Ethiopia or Myanmar. Though I'll admit, the only teams with a country in their name being UAE, Bahrain and Israel is concerning
>>150597302yeah it's a way for them to save money by putting 110bcd on every frame setTbqh I had my doubts but as I'm getting older I quite like it, it's not like I regularly spin out at 52/11, and someday if I really want to I can put a 50/34
>>150597361>oh no not the hecking politicianorinosliterally no one gives a fuck lol
Madsbros......another day another 20 points
> HIRSCHI Marc + GP Industria & ArtigianatoWE BACK>>150596182Grande Jorg
>>150597437I always stop pedaling over 50 so I'd be better off with a 50/34. Way too lazy to chnage though
i always think of hugh carthy when i think of the angliru, he won there once. then he finished 3rd on gc
>>150597537https://streamable.com/r1nwviH U G E
>>150597300>>150597302>>150597326>>150597326>are you thinking I used 28 in the front and 36 in the back?>front-back36 is for old people and wattlets, unless on mountain stages11-28 is okay, but brave for rampas and more
>>150597589Whats the wattlets cutoff?
>>150597589>old people
first ride with the 120mm (+2cm) stem today, the new position feels absolutely great. I always felt too upright on the 100mm stem albeit I am definitely position maxxing with a 56 tarmac, 120mm stem and 183cm height
>>150597537The day vinge destroyed roglic legs
>>150597537>>150597550what happened to him anyway? did he actually pull Padun that season?
if Jonas wins today it will be the first time the GC leader wins on Angliru
tiz bros, they're onto us
>>150596340Nice camel toe
>>150597818Casual reminder that the tour of Britain is free on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-XLt1pYp0
>>150597869well, yes. it's not ToB
I think they should probably just take care of Sylvain Adams desu, would solve the whole thing
>Adams: "I also received overwhelming support from the president of the International Cycling Union, David Lappartient"if you open the "early life" section on Lappartient wiki what will it say?
>muh jewslow iq rhetoric
>>150597941>"early life" sectionthey want to remove this altogether btw
>>150597941Smartest dane
my boy bnetz...
>>150597941>breton_happy_merchant.jpg
looks like jumbo visma are controlling the breakaway. maybe vingegaard's wife got a promotion at work or they got a new sofa or something
>>150598010it's happening
WE LIVE
im expecting pas normale things from crampy today
>>150597941It's already gone in English, if it ever existed
Mielke has a not very scandi nose
>>150598049crampy has been absolutely pas normal since he joined visma imoI think I recall he was almost jobless some years agoincredible what rounder wheels and proper nutrition can do for you
Alberto just loves himself its kinda based and cringe at the same time
>>150598135yeahnow that we mention him, I really dig his bikesbit expensive tho, got to check out some reviews and weights
>>150598123kek
interesting how we have exactly 4 men breakaway at every stage of tour of Britain
based anders asking the akward questions to sepp and jonas
stage almost over before we get any picturesgod damn they must have been riding fast so far
>>150597644average bike fit tard
DNF O'Coomer
D'awwww he blew me a kiss again I love that little fishy like you would not believe it
>>150598248Already more retirement than Giro and Tour
another Wiebeswinslol incoming
>
>>150598330Wiebeswinslol
>>150598345top 10
She has 40 sec lead just from bonus points. Sucks to be anyone else in that race. At least they get a TT tomorrow.
Holy fuck can someone please assassinate her she's worse than Pogi
Is Joel Nicolau the brother of Enric Nicolau?
keldergod already dedworrying
Dropping off on the two small climbs before the main one... tick tock time limit.
>>150598368Shari Bossuyt is BACK from her sojourn/sabbatical
hors
>>150598135>a monument to Alberto, made by Alberto
based mads
most interested in seeing how pidcock does today. you don't expect almeida to drop vingegaard, we have enough information on him to know he's a top 5 GC rider in the world, but just not good enough to be able to beat vingegaardpidcock we don't have enough info yet, we have seen some amazing outliers but he's never been consistent enough as a gc rider, but this could be the vuelta where it all fits
it's happening, Remco bros
>>150598513>tfw you bully IPT nerds in CPA groupchat
>https://x.com/lavuelta/status/1963951107572424969looks like mist kino is on the menu berts
people taking dogs to ciclismo needs to get their dogs taken from them
I love Spain so much
based remco
Cute pupper though
Typical andalusian familyhttps://x.com/canalsur/status/1963153737985237308
le go to the front and look back manRemco used to be cool
very strong pup
Attaque Evenepoel on gravel!
Dog people are subhumans
>>150598588Imagine Tiberi's restraint
Attaque Leknesund! he's gone solo
thats the good thing about Angliru all those palastine old women and fags can't be bothered to go up it
Gruppo compatto, looks like its gonna be a sprint up Burton Dassett Hills
+20 points
She Madsing on my Will until I Win
Oh hey that's a monument winner Bob Jungels!
Remco mechanical?
Gregoire wins, ooh-la-la
F R A N C ERANCE
Gregoire onest and Alaphilippe twond. Remco completely cracked!
>>150598684VIVE LA FRANCE
remco complete parcheggio in the final hahaha fraud
>>150598594Talking about Tiberi, where has that dude been this vuelta?
>>150598721at the neutral service
>>150598728France rules Britain
>>150598728> Teut just can't stop raking up those top-10's eh
>>150598728Some impressive sounding names
Has there ever been a sunny Angliru stage before?
>>150598746the next rising star. Germany will have a huge comeback. mark my words
time to switch to the vuelta, it's the angliru todayor angry lou as hugh carthy calls it as a joke
>achuso
Ayuso kekDoesn't give a fuck about helping
>>150598728GC
>>150598728>Eulálio
>>150598702he had some sort of mechanical I think. he was in good position at flamme rouge
>>150598786how convenient
>>150598786looks like he dropped his chain but got it back onbut still looks like he blew up
>>150598773>>150598776>"I ain't gonna work for no Almeida man"
dnf castrillo
>>150598797hes a bitch and would quit if he blew up. So chain dropping is like his Sepoku
Pablito, no!
Tiberi going backwards
>>150598812he chuted in the descent
el rato
>>150598801>>150598812think he fell hardajewso at it again kek luv it
I hope one team does the foot of Angliru full gas so that they can break the record
Poortuguese are scum #IStandWithJuan
looks like my man Gilmore is a real deal. I'm feeling breakthrough season next year
Vinokurov pas normaldid he find some of dads old dopage?
my boy jose de cauwer absolutely SEETHING that ayuso wont do anything for almeida despite being in good enough form to win stages
>>150598853we're in an age of cycling that teams just don't care for GC if the favourite is strongsince no one believes Almeida can beat gaard they just barely care about gc
>landa
GC group looking very very small before even Angliru
heh, it rhymes
>Judas Ayuso
>>150598885What does watermelon have to do with zionism?
>>150598868still, Almeida didn't deserve such treatment. he always committed when team asked him to. sure, he may be no Jonas, but at least he deserves some honest support
CHUTE
Chute du Tiberi! Painful but at least he didnt go over the rails
>>150598906Tiberi DOWN
KarmaTCKD (total cat killer death)
Daily italian talent humiliation
>>150598902yeah but it ain't happening kekcan you imagine just a few years ago that the second in GC in a GT would get 1 or at most 2 domestiques on the most difficult days? he's one mechanical away from losing podium
alright Jonasyou lose to shitcocktini or /elite/ today and you should end your career
>>150598911Palestinian cat jumped out in front of him
almost deadly chute
FUCK these cunts
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
welp here it is
Looks like some rowdy fans by the road
great, now we have literal antifa blocking the road lmao
HahahaBASEDFUCK ROAD CYCLING KEKs
lmao
FUCK PALASTINE!!
>Berts blaming the protestors and not Sylvain Adams and his teamRetards
why can't they just ride through eh?
>>150598605ohnononononono
>Antifaits like they dont want anyone to like them
I don't think these protesters understand that shit like this makes them hate Palestine more than it helps them
If one of those idiots got shot they would disband all these shit “protesters”.
>>150598916>He really did murder a catWtf
>>150598971no these protestors should be taken to the top of the mountain and thrown off.
there was like two lads protesting. just barge on through. that was lame
>>150598971Thinking these protestors even know the names of the teamsRetard
>>150598976it was at the bottom though
wouldn't it be easier to just chute riccitello or something instead of the breakaway
Reminder that almost all Carbon frames are MADE IN CHINA.You are absolute cucks for paying for overpriced plastic pretty much.
>>150566196so what exactly is the point of police officers then? they should shoot them or at least throw some pepper spray
>>150598987>>150598991Just because you and the other 80iq retards in here don't know or care about anything doesn't mean everybody else is the same
If a rider from the peloton wins it must be asterisked* now
>>150598984a town mayor's cat, no less
>>150598981They don't care. It's chimping out for chimping out's sake
I don't think this pace is very hard desu
>>150599008pepper spray is a good ideamaybe a stungun
>>150599030It looks okay
total peloton deathlove me rampas
>>150599014I don't think the breakaway had enough of a gap to begin with desu
>>150599030with Vine you never know he rides very still with his body even when going all out
>>150598981>implying they are thinkingThe Extinction Rebellion retards kept their shit up even when it became demonstrably true that they were hurting their cause. These people are cut from the same cloth.
>>150599030old record only beaten by 1 min so instead of 2
>>150599035>>150599047Ivo is working and he's a shitter on mountains group is still quite largestill, it's a huge climb
Bernal lachee
>>150599023You cannot possibly have a problem with Antifa you fucking retard
>>150599054UAE is faking hammering it nowivo wil last 30 more seconds
>>150598981>implying they care
wow Almeida has a train
>>150599056nothing of value was lost
kinda surprised UAE is pacing so hard already
>>150599061Maybe I have
>>150599061if only you knew how retards berts really are
>>150599061To defeat the fascist we must become the fascist - Antifa motto
enough about those retardsits rampas inhumanas time
>>150599061retards who fantasize about fighting non existant fascists?fuck off
>>150599064that was no need to stop there. I'd be seething if I was one of them riders. more likely to be impeded than a drunken jankerd on alpe d'huez than those two bozos
Deport all those fags to Gaza and let’s see what le hecking wholesome sandniggers think of them
>>150599080Do you just not know what things mean? Do you just refuse to learn anything?
>>150599061and why exactly would one not be capable of having a problem with scum marxist anti-white freaks?
>>150599061Antifa are no better than nazis
you hear cyclists say that certain mountains are hard but if youre a pure world class climber don't you just go up every mountain at max wattage anyway
>>150599061Very nice bait
Every fascist and their sympathizers deserve nothing but an unmarked grave
>>150599108high gradients even at the same wattage always seem much much harder to me.
jonasbros im getting nervous
>>150599100I do. Do you? Because openly calling for the discrimination of certain groups, the seizure of their property, and the destruction of any opposing opinion sounds like the textbook definition of fascism, and happens to be exactly what antifaggots like you always call for.
>>150599090I agree, the police seemed to have it controlled, I don't know why the car even stopped
>>150599102the biggest group of braindead scumbags out there. should be rounded up and sent to guantanamo
i see mist kino in the distance
>>150599100Maybe I do
>>150599119would love to know your ideal world. third world everywhere?
>>150599107man I hear a lot of stupid shit, I tolerate a lot of retard bullshit because I'm just tired, I don't really care about far left or far right because they are both factually wrong, but this has got to be the most mouth breathing opinion ever written on an image board congrats
>>150599122Opposite for me, it feels easier to push on harder terrain than on the flat
Such a nice place, i want to live in that mountain bros
>>150599061This murifat is either a troll or lives as black muslim queer in atlanta
ATTENTION: rampas hitting soon
Here the rampas
RAMPAS INHUMANAS TIMESTFU ABOUT ANTIFA AND PALASTINE
Peak kino
Is PCSman not there? Haven't seen his rape van anywhere
i want to cuddle with aeris antifa
Vine parcheggio (in spanish)
>>150599119That the all point, these retards are fighting capitalism, not fascism
rampas inhumanas
Bob better be on an e-bike
>>150599124Norway has pretty good schools I thought, this just sounds like American Youtube slop.
>Vine already offAlmeida needs new team
>>150599170They will say it's the same thing o algo
Lets go
Buffalo bills flag spotted!
>>150599170Same thing, broadly speaking
LETS GO BUFFALO
Almeida looks good. He’s putting minutes on Vingecuck today. Screencap this
>>150599147you're one massive queer so there's that
fucking runners man
>pellizzari lachee>ciccone lachee
>>150599185it's our year billsbros. for sure this time
Gall lachee
Gall in trouble!
João is dead desu
gall subtle ballsack readjusting
Pidcvck struggling
is Almeida playing games or dead
painful rampas
Kino
wew
Yeah I'm walking at this point
sticky Ricky ded
>6km to go>Almeida alonewell no one can say he doesn't try
3 grand tour winners and Almeida
Almeida looks scary good
what the fuck is wrong with kuss
hindlel very good
Jai surprise
Hindlel surprises in the passes
what if Vingo cracks does Kuss wait?
Jonas attack in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2....
jonas looking kinda cooked
>>150599250why is he behind fishboy?? wtf
>>150599265he better
Almeida riding for podiumthis is to drop Pidders for good
>>150599275i'm wondering why he's even here when he's so shit 99% of the time
>>150599252>He's only 2:30 behind in the GCHaven't seem him all Vuelta so this was surprising.
almeida looks on a mission
Almeida looks legit scary
>>150599286killer look in his eyes
>>150599288we don't call him /elite/ for nothing
FUCKING CICLISMO TIME
>>150599282he is giving whoever is in 4th a little extra draft. Trust the plan
based Almeida
go Joao go
yep im thinking this is /elite/
so many tuga flags, what are they protesting?
DIESEL
>>150599288>>150599297this is how every stage should be like. No Semen slurping and no pog alien
No tricks just pure willpower
Almeida in stellar form and yet fags from UAE refuse to work for him
didn't expect almeida to be this good. he'll still lose a minute tho
jonas of course you never pull
I love Almeida so much bros
dump the bottle Joao
fucking runnerssubhuman filth
They're climbing!
>>150599317Jay and Felix did a couple pulls.Juan LMFAO
>>150599321
almeida deserves a grand tour gc win
rtve course bike says even pellizzari is ahead of pidcock now
Hindley pedals like Contador on the saddle
Literally no one watching
that was the poels hairpin
the finish is on a descent isn't it? almeida really has to give it all on the summit
>>150599346and they're correct
pidcock exposed
GO FELIX BREAK THAT FRAUD
Vingo will attack in the 20% section
>>150599353last km is downhill yes
Poor Riccitello, he's a tiny little guy having to ride by these idiot protestors at like 7 km/h. Hope he doesn't get stabbed....
>>150599369Until he switches teams I don't feel any sympathy
Joao cooked fishboy goes soon
fish just chilling
This looks extremely painful
>>150599368gaard should be attacking now then
>>150599376kinda hard to attack at this pace on this rampas
pidcuccittinibros...
>>150599372He already signed with Decathlon.But I agree
jonas does not have it to attack
>>150599400Good for him, I really mean it. Big fan of Decathlon
pidcock dood
pitcuck finished
>>150599400More slaves for seixas good
Sit on the wheelDo nothingWinArt of Xi
this looks just like me at 12%
what would they do if someone starting pushing a rider up the mountain? would you get time penalty? you could get a good 100m boost if had a beast like Roglic's mate pushing you
looks like no Heras record
This is lowkey cruel from Jonas
>>150599428pretty sure you can be penalized yeah
Where's the fog
This is where Huge Carthy attacked
Well this is a proper mountaintop finish
>>150599369probably only Raisberg has to worry and even then only if they somehow could single him out. no one knows how he looks like
evenepoel or roglic would have attacked by now if they were in vingegaards position to make a statement
>>150599444*mountainslop finish
23% WOW
3k to 2k took so longrampas are great
>>150599351>>150599449
GRANDE GIULIO PELLIZZARI
lol pidcock. That loser should stick to mountain biking
Jonas will CRACK in the third week
Jonas form curve going downhill
>not even 2 minutes on pidkekembarrassing performance ahahah
Joao still hasn't ditched his bottle
Pidcock second wind
This is like the Pogi x Jonas duels of the past. I'm sure Jonas is happy to have an /elite/ rider closer to his own level to duel with
grande Pidcog grande
>>150599404If he were CYCLISMO he would attack
>not a single Jonas attacknothingburger stage wtf
>>150599490he wants the stage imo
this is joao going all in to try to win, just like vingegaard in the tdf 3rd week
pedo bear
>>150599506No way he wins
>>150599500he would attack the protesters
> Vingegaard Jonas (Team Visma | Lease a Bike) is struggling to hold on in group Vingegaard
Wtf was that
nice gift from jonas
CAM ON JONAS
Almeida wins
I don't want to hear anybody compare this individual to pogicannibal ever again
USELESS SHIT DANE FISHBOY
/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE/ELITE/>ELITE
bravo almeida!vingegaard letting another win get away by wheelsucking
PUSSY
Jonas didn't even try wtf. if Hugo Tommy will give him Wout's son treatment, it would be entirely deserved
>Almost 5 hours>20% rampasSurprised they're still alive
what a massive choke. but i think he was too cooked to go in front the moment it got flat
very good Joaohope he can recover for tomorrow
fuck you Jonas you fucking fraudwhat the fuck are you doing man
>>150599548cope
Brava Almeida good ridePidcock still on podium I think
>>150577709France: Alpe d'Huez, Galibier, Tourmalet, Izoard, Mont Ventoux, Madeleine, Croix de Fer, Puy de Dôme...Italy: Stelvio, Gavia, Zoncolan, Mortirolo, Finestre, Tre Cime di Lavaredo, Grappa, Pordoi...Spain: ...
>>150599547there was no room and Joao kept the pace high
he did it /elite/ brosI wasn't expecting this, not even meming jonas didn't even try to attack and was completely gassed in the end
UAE have won exactly 50% of the stages in this Vuelta
Jonas with another 2nd place finish "met overschot"
NOTHINGBURGER
>>150599519And there's that....This would have been an interesting race had Hinault been riding...
>>150599543Even if he could attack, which is far from certain with Almeida's pace, there wasn't any room to on the last km before the final descent. Crowds were way too thick.
>>150599557exactly
just can't stop BAMMING
lmao jonas
>>150599555Covadonga and that's all
>the red jersey has never won on Anglirucan we call it a curse?
wow that was embarrassing
>climb was too easy>climb was too hard
>>150599555alto de los machucos
>>150566196imagine pogi's reaction when he saw this embarrassment >>150566196
>>1505995602x 3 consecutive stages lol
GC
well that was fucking boring
honestly great performance from pidcock still holding 3rd place20+min climbs are really his achilles heel
>>150599629>Træen still top 10Never would have thought that.
>>150599613?
Imagine winning a stage
jonas shameful display.
>Provisional time was that they equalled the climbing record of Heras
LONG WAY TO MADRID PAL
>matxin fernandez congrats on the stage win, what are your thoughts on mou's latest tweets?
Jonas was on the limit otherwise he would have attacked
>>150599643OG rampa inhumana
>>150599629top 10
>>150599678he was wheelsucking so much, he forgot to attack
>>150599684I think he was talking more about mythical climbs
Qué bien habla Kuss español
>>150599678well yes since he talked so much about winning this, I was expecting him to go all out in the last kmkek at almeida mocking vine still wearing his helmet on the trainerthis is how rapists are born
jonas wanted to win but then he got PTSD from the mental toll of having to do a podium ceremony and an interview and decided to pull the brakes
>>150599695>Balderstone>Is actually baldingNominative determinism
>>150599729he still has to do this since he has the red jersey
>>150599695if you told me pidcuck would finish within 80 seconds of vingayshaart on l'angliru a month ago I would've called you mad
Jonas should thank his lucky stars that Pogi decided to skip this race holy shit
Jonas washed
>>150599750He has really stepped up.
>>150599729This is unironically the real reason why Kelderman never wins
>>150599555Angliru, Covadonga, Gamoniteiru, Moncalvillo , Picon Blanco, Laguna Negra, Lagunas de Neila, Pico Villuercas, Pico Veleta (forma slurp), Picon blanco, Balkon de BizkaiaAnd not counting the countless short Miradors and BalkonsPlease pay attention to your own country
>>150566196I kinda feel bad for almeira, he would have gotten a podium in tdf this year
>>150599678almeida was on the limit too, vingegaard probably would have won if he went for it but that's just not how his works, he doesn't care about winning stages to take any risk
never before have i been so dissapointed in a Angliru stage0 attacks and just Almeida pacing up the entire climb with Jonas wheelsuckingi thought Angliru was the anti-slurpage climb
>Founder Edition>not in celeste colorwhy are they like this
>>150599875
kek I missed this
>>150599875could be cute in different colors>>150599884abhorrent
Catching up to Ganna, leaving behind Landa
>>150599814He said explicitly he wanted to win and he has less than 1 min on GC. Really there's no reason not to go for it if you can
>>150599875not half bad I guess
Failed to get the record for 1 second award
>>150599967
>>150599967lol
>>150599967what even happened to carthy, he should just return to caja rural
>Joao Almeida deserved to win today. I'm a bit disappointed for my teammates and my family that I could't finish it offatleast he is honest i guess
>>150599967This was the stage profile in 2000. Heras also rode the TdF that year, finishing 5th.
>>150600011The curse of Hugo Tommy. He'll never win again
Can we beat the record this year?1946 Vuelta>Dalmacio Langarica>Delio Rodriguez>Delio Rodriguez>Delio Rodriguez>Dalmacio Langarica>Delio Rodriguez>Dalmacio Langarica>Delio Rodriguez>Dalmacio Langarica1927 Giro>Alfredo Binda x6 in a row>Arturo Bresciani>Alfredo Binda1929 Giro>Alfredo Binda x8 in a row2025 Vuelta>Jay Vine>Juan Ayuso>Jasper Philipsen>Jonas Vingegaard>Jay Vine>Juan Ayuso>João Almeida
so which stage has the best chance of almeida gapping vingegaard the rest of the vuelta? to me tomorrow seems dangerous
>>150600026Basically the same thing as today. Kelme went crazy at the bottom of the climbhttps://youtu.be/sbFnQgv3T-w?t=815
Jonas confirming to TV2 that he did not attack because his legs sucked and that he simply could not
>>150600063the last stage no joke
>>150600056How does that compute with Freddie MAERTENS winning 13 stages in 1977 and Fedor DEN HERTOG 1 (one)?
>>150600063>>150600082i meant last mountain stage
>>150600005there should be a special category for your Carthys, your Lafays, your Paduns
>>150600056If Jonas or Joao wins tomorrow, then Jasper on Sunday it's possible
>>150600094FFFFMFFFFFCFFGFCPFLJFLongest streak was only 5
>>150600082stage 20 is rough but the two stages before are ITT and sprint stage. tomorrow has several tough climbs with no days to recover
>>150600063The only chance Almeida has is if Jonas has a stinker of a TT against.
>>150600121when autism goes too far
>>150600121Oh it's a streak of wins, not wins in general.My fish language is a little rusty.
>>150600103Vauquelin and Jegat are next
kinda crazy that Jonas became Primoz in a single Vuelta
>>150600107>jasper on sundaysunday is for the break 2bh. it'll be too tough for the sprint teams to reel in after 2 mountain stages back to back
>>150600063realistically only in TT, he can win more than a couple of seconds, but only if he has a stinker like the first tt in tdf
>>150600145and Castrillo
>>150600160>comparing charisma black hole to the great tapentadol merchant
>>150600172but he only lost 7 seconds to Almeida there. a bad day for Jonas only levels the playing field
>>150600056what's the record for different stage winners with variants of the same name just in different languages>joao>juan>jonas
>>150600192almeida was injured during the tt
Mas would have won today.
>>150600176oh yeah, he's already there
almeida is riding the best season after pogacar
Jonas really lost against his rival's domestique
>>150600304That would be MVDP
>>150600168Then Javier Romo, Junior Lecerf, Jordan Labrosse, James Shaw, Jack Haig etc. will have to do
fingergard may have won the vuelta but almeida won the story
>>150600432We call that the moral winner
>>150600305Imagine Pog losing to KUSS
New fred when.
>>150600729When rusbert comes home from standing in the gas queue all day.
Luv SeppiLuv MatteoLuv MaggieLuv SeanoLuv Big KevSimple as
>>150600774Rusbert is already in his robe, well into the night, gasolina slowly dripping a faucet in his garage.
both editions of Maryland Cycling Classic presumably will have a live coverage
>>150600871
>"I would have liked to win today. Joao deserved the win today, but of course I'm a little disappointed that I couldn't win.">"It's a bit of a shame for my teammates, because they were at the front all day. I would have liked to finish it off. Not just for them, but also for my family," said the man in red.
>>150600923he should just have pedaled harder lol
waiting for the axelgod doomposting about todays stage
Business idea: Rename O Gran Camino into Å Gran Camino
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025TOUR OF BRITAINstage 4
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025VUELTA A ESPANAstage 13
>>150601336From 2nd to 5th
>>150601336it's officially over
>>150601564we do a little trolling
>>150601564Who are these clowns. Hope the locals take care of them
we've been shutdown
>>150601641curious
Bald Stone with the 180 HR for 45 minutes. Dios mio
>>150601658Bertacek-esque
>>150601720well yes he does look like a bald stone
>>150601729
>>150601564nice>>150601639bet you were cheering for the antifa fucks also
>>150601781Yes of course, I am clear of mind and soul
>>150601336>42 to 36Now hold on just one minute
this is just spiraling out of control kek
Alright boys im cooking up some kino give me a few minutes I had an idea at the gym today
>>150601873Surely they know this is just pouring gasoline on the flame. IPT'd entire copout is that they're only tangentially associated with the Tourism bureau, this robs them of that
Is Jonas closer to João or Tadej at full power?
>>150601873good boy
>>150601799LolLmao even
>>150601988probably Joao, pogi is in the goat fight at classics too, the fish is not that versatile
>>150601988well he can follow tadej attacks and follow him on pace WITH draftotherwise i think he's almeida levelon a very good day he's at tadej level (ventoux this year)
>>150602082please sir, don't laugh at the mentally ill
Fun fact
>>150601873This certainly won't lead to an escalation>>150601889In raw power he is probably right in the middle between the two, but he is a much more complete rider than Almeida which overall puts him closer to Pogacar
>>150602138Jewish schools are notorious in New York for not teaching kids to read and write. Like 26 year olds who can't read children's books in any language
>>150602254judging by the articles like this, it's not an isolated problem
just look at this dude
new thread >>150602595new thread >>150602595new thread >>150602595