discussing isak is frowned upon until further notice
>>150568367Reminder that there is no room for racism in the beautiful game
I hate niggers
i would've made a better thread but sharMOOT won't allow me to make anything without a 300s timer and then wants me to give him my email(so it can be leaked to the cia when this honeypot falls down) to verify my identity.fuck off sharMOOT.
>>150568401Just give them your burner
*waddles into the thread*
>>150568398>cape verdeits okay he has the pass for this post
I'M UNBELEAFABLEOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
>>150568520is this the amazing thing you were waiting to post
>>150568593never said I had anything in the hopper, but certainly wasn't going to throw coals into the 'ol brain fire in a dying thread. As for my hilarious post above? can't kuwait take full credit for that one
>International Break
>90M for woltemande
>>15056865680m
>>15056867170m + add ons
AMORIM JUST RESIGNEDLMAO
>>150568656Has the best underlying stats out of the 3 blundershita strikers that have made the move to the Prem and they're all 90 million.I feel like a lot of clubs felt Bayern had him on lock so they didn't bother trying Al-Newmosque gave it a go and got their reward
>>150568656umapyoi
>>150568686>its realwho is going to come in? ange? mourinho?
>>150568716Southgate
>>150568627i have the perfect reaction pepe for your post but guess what?sharmoot won't let me upload files.
>>150568716no, i posted the other day what will happenmourinho ten hag ole triumvirate managership
>>150568757preventing third worlders from uploading images is actually a good thing
>>150568686At 11PM? Rude.
>>150568811>At 11PM? Rudethink that was their previous manager
>>150568757>I have the perfect reaction>sharmoot won't let me upload files
>>150568828Legit forgot about Ruud. What's he up to now?
>>150568864I dunno but he's not looking good
>Casemiro interim player manager
Fuck you I'm not checking
>>150568983>even thinking about checkingIt's too late I already bamboozled ya good 'n proper
if any other 150m player had 0 contributions in 4 starts they would be getting crucified, fuck me the protection in this country is unreal
>>150568784okay?why are you upset
>>150569000!
SCREAMING
>>150569586Just for that, the Coutinho money is stretching 50m further
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9cJ9xydmI
i thought Antony would've cooked in the wingback position.
come back to PL la
>>150570195qatar is a new level of mercernary statusdo they even pay as much as saudis
>>150570276they certainly don't dine out on the bank of coutinho pardner
>>150570038Such a goated crashout
Amorim is a handsome lad. Only reason he hasn't been sacked yet me thinks.
>>150570316Hi Jamie
>>150570097Maybe it's a stamina issue. I never watched him in La liga, did he play many 90 minute games ?Wingback is even more demanding stamina wise.
https://x.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1963187967792656855>tfw blessed with jadon sancho training vid where he shows some delightful emotions>my webm for retard app isn't working as well as it used tonoooooooooo
> Kurt Zouma has signed in as new Cluj player in Romania, deal sealed today.fucking romanian league
>>150570195we need a proper esl to just dominate this shit league to death
Ate 4 packets of crisps today
>>150570982Rookie numbers
>>150570997thats the most clickbait shit ive ever seen100 packets of "crisps" aka chips, even at 100 calories a bag, which they arent they're like 300, is 10000 already. add in 40 chocolate bars? no way.either he's way over 10k calories or the 100 packets of "crisps" and 40 chocolate bars is #fakenews.
aaaarsenal
I know it's tinfoil but the Jackson to Bayern transfer is weird as fuck, something dodgy going on there
can't wait for the bombshell statement ed aarons promised
well said mo
agreed?
>>150572521this'll be the biggest bombshell next to indy breaking the rodrygo to liverpool move
>>150572702KEK MCALLISTER
https://x.com/BackseatsmanLFC/status/1816392201296826804?s=19https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/mar/02/liverpool-john-henry-luis-suarez-clauseThe noise from the Furlough Club is really funny when their cowboy owner openly admitted to illegally ignoring a release clause because he didn't like it
>>150572895Liverpool managed to convince Suarez to stay for one more season, rendering the buyout clause moot. If Suarez was truly desperate to go to Arsenal, he could have dragged the club for it. He simply got convinced he'd get a way better offer than Arsenal next summer (he did) and chose not to pursue it any further. Newcastle tried to convince Isak to stay as well. They simply failed and wisely realized he would hold literally negative value to the club while remaining and striking, while his transfer value would drop astronomically with each passing window. It's not some deep conspiracy.
Dean Windass and Paul Gascoigne sharing a joke, amongst other things.Back when touching other people's genitals without warning was regarded as 'banter'.The snowflakes don't even allow sexual assault anymore. Utter woke nonsense.
>>150573008Who do you think is the better player as someone who watches them both for the national team,Glock14 or AI9.0
>>150569586The club invested the coutinho money into bitcoin and there's still £60m left plus 300 billion IbizaFinalBossCoin
>>150573097Because in the 80s lad banter was>hahaha I grabbed his cock, then he got hard so at that point itd have been rude not to finish him off hahahha. It was fucking hilarious. Get another round in Baz
What will it take to actually get the Glazers out, lads?
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>150573635The club is literally called Arse Anal He means he wants to have gay sex with him
>>150573635Super Mik wants to suck his cock
yes I was told liverpool doesn't buy the league
Apparently just saying '2 trophies eh' is not a good way of coaching
>Djed Spence: I’ll be so proud to be first Muslim to play for England Wtf i support England now
>>150573700>>150573761How does that help arsenal with winning trophies tho?>>150573820Was it autism?
Will Leverkusen be the fastest Title-winners to relegation story in the TV era ?
If you have a few hours to spare, the Paqueta findings PDF is incredible: https://www.thefa.com/-/media/files/thefaportal/governance-docs/discipline-cases/2025/the-fa-v-lucas-paqueta.ashx>“The FA was not altogether certain what case it was presenting against the Player” (Paqueta).
>>150573820>Doesn't get along with the staff he brought in himself Based Erik
>>150573845Trophies?
>>150573843don't think it counts if they're converts
>>150573900imagine when 115 drops
>>150568656the striker market is beyond fucked up.
all the belgian manchester united fans ive spoken to recently are elated that their team has signed senne lammens
>>150574015He doesn't even play for a good Belgian side
>>150573963>whenhave fun reading them in 2050
>>150573820It's not really a new thing but this trend of putting relevant emojis at the end of sentences is fascinating. And by fascinating I mean really weird but I'm not really an emoji user, so.>>150573845>Was it autism?Sure seems like it. An other twitter account reporting on it said he basically did stuff without any emotion and the Leverkusen guys were really weirded out by it. He also kept trying to buy players from "his" agency.
>>150574032yeah but they are the oldest club in belgium and you can't buy that
>>150574049>An other twitter account reporting on it said he basically did stuff without any emotion and the Leverkusen guys were really weirded out by it. He also kept trying to buy players from "his" agency.Sounds like ten gag alright
/epl/ I don't like your posts lately, give me 20 pushups
>>150574015The whole transfer feels pretty sketchy to me. If he is that good then why didn't he make it to the belgian national side with two kids his age in it. Also 3 out of 4 of the keepers in belgian NT came from Genk and that kid did not. If they got scammed at least they only wasted 20mil.>>150574032Manure isn't a good side either. So they both fit each other well.
>>150574176>you can't buy thatHeard that Liverpool said they'll give it a good go.
Salah don't rate these new guys AT ALL
>>150573900He needs to sue them. He was heading to Man City and they destroyed his life off some shit they read on twitter cost him millions.
>>150574679Not surprised. He's already seen with his own eyes how dogshit Wirtz is. Probably looking at him in training the way Bellamy looked at Charlie Adam. He's also witnessed the kind of locker room cancer Isak is. Mo is a good guy who's dragged that club to relevancy and this is his reward? Nah he deserves way way better.
>>150574690That affair is also the reason Man City made a last minute panic buy for shitter Matheus Nunes who has cost them countless games ever since.
>>150574679One's been MIA for like 3 matches and the other he hasn't even played together. It makes sense.
if you aren’t a supporter of the top six (at least), then you simply don’t deserve attention
>>150574904sunderchad?
>>150574923Where are the Manchester brothers?
>>150574308common consensus is mike penders (who signed for chelsea last year) is the best one and is now at strasbourg, then senne lammens and then maarten vandevoordt. lammens was in the belgium setup previously but he was DROPPED for this inernational break mainly because he was involved in a transfer and not playing any games
>>150575154This guy's face is weird. He just looks different in every picture I've seen of him
A man accused of "using his car as a weapon" by deliberately driving into crowds of Liverpool FC fans has pleaded not guilty to 31 charges.More than 130 people, including eight children, were injured when a Ford Galaxy car struck pedestrians on Water Street in Liverpool City Centre, as fans celebrated the club's Premier League victory parade on 26 May.Former Royal Marine Commando Paul Doyle, 53, faces charges including causing grievous bodily harm with intent and dangerous driving.He appeared at Liverpool Crown Court via videolink from prison where he answered "not guilty" as each of the charges were put to him.
fine afternoon gentlemen, would like to remind you it's finally arsenal year this time, the double is slowly cooking and it's gonna be glorious.
>>150568383baseball has plenty of racism though
>>150575260bvt.. /epl/ svid this stvry wvs mvmvryhvlvd....
>Chat shit get cremed
>>150570982get a grip of yourself
>>150575380Don’t understand why he didn’t go to the MLS desu, then again slow Italian teams and him counter attacking could go well
>>150573950You must be a hindu pajeet. For some reason hindus seen to think muslim is an ethnicity like hinduism and judaism when it's actually just a religion with certain ideology and philosophy.
>>150574015How do they feel about de cuyper signing for the next league winners?
>>150575607His wife picked his move, she wants a nice holiday in Italy. We all know Jamie has absolutely no balls, despite le heckin kicking the flag video and old tweets, because his wife has them in her handbag.
>>150575713This is true btw.
>>150575713Doing what your wife says is actually chad behaviour and opposite of having no balls
>>150574032Tbf Royal Antwerp has a pretty long history with Man United. It used to be Man United loanee club back in 90s to 2000s
>>150575797You wouldn't know the context of him being forced to lose loads of mates he met in football and additionally forking out millions of pounds due to his wife's vanity-led and entirely-avoidable court issues so your sarcasm can be ignored.
>>150574015of course they're elated, I'm elatedonana and bayindir have cocked up in every game they've played this season
odd seeing so many Scousers laughing at TAA's latest Calvin Klein adverts of course they forget when Salah posed like a fucking poof in GQ
>>150575929If he wasn't a brown manlet that's not a terrible fit
>>150573820He should be our NT coach nglNo need to get along with anyone since all of them are scumThe players need more pushups as they’re already dying 30 minutes into the matchAnd it’s better for the locker room to stay cold since these retards think they’re shooting a reality show
Martin Samuel getting the kid on work experience at The Times to compile a list of every single transfer in Premier League history in chronological order so that he can spread the dispassionate and worthless list across his next 20 columns, saving him valuable lunchbreaks of writing columns people want to read.
Liverpool won't win the league this season. That defence is shocking.
Cheesy brisket chips at Aston Villa£14
>>150575988PGMOL have saved them in two of their three matches so I expect it will continue all season. They won't win the league though. Really they should be doing the quad with the money they've spent, but the media will find some way to defend them.
>>150575697no, just in the context of first muslim X, doesn't actually mean anything if they're not from a muslim country or background. it's like saying the first female X but it's actually a transman
>>150576073I bet we can even find a stupid decision in that third match as well if we bothered looking (rather than relying on reports from sources such as BBC Sport's Phil McNulty - literally just Google the cunt and read his bio on the right - who is somehow allowed to write official match articles for Liverpool). We all knew it at the start of the season, they will get at least one baffling decision in their favour in every single match due to Jota murdering his brother and killing himself.
>Chelsea SNUBBEDohnonononono...
>>150576156>>150576073Seek help.
>>150576156>I bet we can even find a stupid decision in that third match as well if we bothered lookingI guess you didnt watch it cos you really dont need to look at all, its right in front of you
Scouser up 42 minutes early today and seething over a Google search he typed out one finger at a time like an old woman
>>150576181Wow. Crazy how many clubs have been snubbed this window in favour of Liverpool when there was no mention of the snubbed club ever being in for the player until after they had signed for Liverpool. Just mad really.
>>150576230There were no reports because uh you know, it petered out, it died on the vine when Isak rejected them
>>15057601214 pounds is a bit much. Spring onions as a garnish on these fast food is really nice though.
>>15057601214 pounds? robbery
>>150575988The defence just doesn't matter when they can throw on 200 attackers in the 90+25th minute
>>150576271Yeah that's definitely what it was.
Please stop talking to Sesko. I don't want to hear him saying things like "I need to increase my level. English football is the best in the world. I need time to improve" after playing Grimsby and Burnley.
>>150576012can't taste the chips with all that gunk on top
>>150576335You'd think a striker coming in to replace these bums would be pretty confident
>>150576335>Please stop talking to Sesko.Meanwhile this is literally is the case when it comes to Isak ALL media duties for Sweden have been rejected and it's just as well, since he'll be asked difficult questions such as "how happy are you to join Liverpool?"
>BREAKING: The reasons Erik Ten Hag was sacked by Bayer Leverkusen (reported by Bild):>He did not get along with ANYONE at the club, not even his own staff that he brought to Germany himself. >He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.>The players did NOT understand why doing push ups was just as important as ball work.>The atmosphere within the club was extremely cold.>The players had no idea what they had to do during matches.> The club wanted to sack him much earlier and believe they took too long. > He is now considered the worst coach in their club history.
>>150576575>He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.unfortunately for Erik, not every club is as retarded as Man Utd
>>150576575how hard could pushups be for 150 pound men with 2% body fat? I need to know how many they were doing
BREAKING: Benjamin Sesko has been left out of Man United's Champions League squad
>>150576733Seskbros… were in trouble
>>150576733I knew it
1. Sesko2. Ekitike3. Gyokeres4. Mbuemo 5. Woltemade 9001. Delap
>>150576622come watch the 2nd half :)https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>150577027The international equivalent of non league shiteIf a nation isn't ranked in the top 10 I shan't be watching
>>150577049We need a derogatory term for shit international teams
>>150577027would rather watch dota 2 TI than this boring ball if am being completely transparent with you here.
>>150576143Again different thing. It's like saying you're not a real communist because you are American and not Chinese or Russian or Cuban.
Can't wait to see the epic clash between the great nations of Luxembourg vs Northern Ireland in the UEFA qualifying round later on today lads
>>150569586So glad I caught that.
>>150577192Mo the paki liverpoo supporter having these retarded discussions with jason "the coke sniffer" cundy are a bit amusing, wonder if he still calls up? haven't seen tallkshite in a minute
>>150577250A minute isn’t a very long time
>>150577328your mother was saying this to me the other night
>>150577123does james 2gd still host it
>>150577415who keeps letting you out?*stuffs you right back into the locker*
>newcastle should have simply not played a striker for the season instead of paying £65 m + for a german that really should have been £50 m and £55 for a 29 year old wissa, because saving £20 m or so is more important than having actual strikers on the pitch because that's how I would do it on my fm25You niggers are literally and clinically retarded.
>>150577442can you leaf me alone it was only a question
Overrated imho desu
>>150577471Not even sure he's top 10.
>>150577503Go on
>>150577515Jaap Stam, Vidic, John Terry, Sol Campbell, Rio Ferdinand, off the top of my head.
>>150573008I didn't read all that shit but John W Henry openly admitted Wenger had triggered the release clause so there's no use arguing with me about it
>>150577555that's 5
this woman in my class is from birmingham and said she's a huge football fan (soccer) in her introduction. how do I flirt with her? what club do you think she supports?
>>150577619surprised you can stand her accent m8
>>150577451we only do that gimmick to foreigners
>>150577619can't beat alabama women, best of luck
>>150577619>this woman in my class is from birmingham>how do I flirt with her?ask her out for a curry?>what club do you think she supportsQPR
>>150576230the amount of propaganda from that camp this summer has been obscene.i've heard from americans that fsg are notorious for doing this stuff
>>150577594And none of that matters unless the player himself agrees to go. Suarez publicly stated that he wanted to stay for one more season within a week of the buyout clause getting triggered. He himself chose not to go to Arsenal because he got convinced better offers were coming.
Bros I thought you told me Ornstein was Tier S++++++++++ Diamond Gigaplus?? What happened to Guehi to Liverpool?????????
>>150577690Here's the thing, all of that is solely your opinion pulled out your arsehole and John W Henry knew the same which is why he lied about it, because if he'd told Wenger it would've ended up in court
>>150577712No it's actually just facts. Suarez did get convinced that Arsenal were beneath him.https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/14/luis-suarez-liverpool
Bros Ornstein said... and Romano said... and the guardian said............. guehi was getting his medical done... he was going to play for the reds bros............... what happened.........my world is falling apart
>>150577738*shits self*
>>150577738its quite simple
>search Ronaldo on Google>first thing like that comes up this feminine looking tranny that apparently plays for the Portuguese NT>not the Brazilian GOAT and tranny fuckerbloody zoomers
>>150577471You say that, but you are retarded.
HERE WE GO!..................................to a 3rd place league finish
>>150576335Didn't you hear? Sesko was injured for those games, we will see the real Sesko unleashed once he has recovered!
>>150577825this wasnt you too was it? >>150577781
>>150577840Ornmong has the scoop bros! Just waiting on indy for the confirmation
>“The level of the matches is certainly much higher, the players and teammates are also at a higher level. After all, English football is at the highest level in the world of football,” Sesko told Ekipa.
>>150577825>21.4m viewswtf, match highlights on yt only get 1m views
>Fraudizio>Ornjew>lies, hearsay and other such nonsense>Indygoda >Pure truths, elite network of insiders, secret details the other frauds would never know (Eze shouting YES in the cab), all this while providing delicious food to the local youths
FIGHT
>>150577825>January transfer for a third of the price/tlf/
>>150578011COME ON SEATTLE
Man United in the Premier League this season: Highest xG (6.78) Most touches in opposition box (99) Most shots (58)Second-most shots on target (16)
>>150569586>The Coutinho money
>>150578097wins v grimsby (0)
>>1505780973 points off the top of the table he's serious this season
>>150578097
>England U17 2-1 Venezuela U17Game stopped twice due to racist abuse towards England. Metz's Brian Madjo and Chelsea's Ryan Kavuma-McQueen scored the goals for England.>England U19 2-0 Ukraine U19Divine Mukasa (Manchester City) and Shumaira Mheuka (Chelsea) scored the goals.>England U18 3-1 Uzbekistan U18Luca Williams-Barnett (Spurs), Alejandro Rodriguez (Olympique Lyonnais) and Ryan McAidoo (Manchester City) with the goals.Nobody has really stood out in these friendlies that we don't already know are good/decent. England U21 are playing on the 8th.
>Indy is reporting Guehi was seen looking despondent this morning, staring into the sky wondering why bad things happen to good people
Norway have no midfield, it's just that fraud Odegaard ghosting all the minutes away
Please God... I didn't want the big city life here in pengdon... I wanted to live in Bootle... why God why, why hast thou forsaken me
>>150578207there's norway they'll be able to hold up
>>150577725>Due to all the people's affection I will be staying
>>150578249Your posts Jamaica me crazy.
>>150578097Give him a 10 year contract immediately
>>150577802No, you.
>>150577606Winterburn, Keown, Adams, Kompany, Bruce, Pallister, Carvalho, Toure, Hyppia, Silva. Then you could argue about the likes of Dias, Gabriel, Saliba, Romero, VdV, Stones.
Arsenal fags unironically believe that Suarez wanted to join their banter club over Liverpool. Even when Liverpool were in the mud under Brenny, Arsenal would have been a downgrade.
Daniel Levy resigned
>>150578063Nope. Guehi is staying at CP until the end of the season and leaving on a free. It's more money for him, makes his PR look better and cucks CP. If Liverpool are winning everything like they should be after £450m spent and record breaking signings, he might agree to join to get his winner medals.
>>150578314End of an era... I can't post this any more.
What the FUCK? He's actually gone. What's going on
>>150578255He doesn't get it anyway, I don't care about suarez or what he felt it's irrelevant to the subject. Henry knew he'd get in trouble and lied about it, and has admitted to lying about it, the histrionics about contracts and agreements are void when Furlough FC made a mockery of them years ago. It's not the first time he has been associated with corruption and breaking the law either.
Oh my word
Tottenham fans should thank Levy every day for what he’s done for that club. They could have gambled more but Jesus Christ what he’s built them and left them with is unbelievable
>Harold Maguire moved to Manchester United in 2019 for a fee believed to be £80 million, a world-record amount for a defender>Van Dijk cost Liverpool just £70m in the same year
>>150578377swedes are now honourary scouse
>>150578377would have to beata me away with a stick to prevent me from opening the car door for her
>>150578385Both about as good as each other
>>150578305that's 15 now baka
Cmon bro
>>150578392>>150578377Beautiful, reminds me of Abs
>>150578305Ah yes the famous centre back Nigel Winterburn
>scrap all internationals outside of qualifiers and tournaments and put qualifiers on in the summer of odd yearsagree or disagree?
>>150578314>It's actually trueOy vey
>>150578166Bro is playing connect 4 instead of being a manager
>>150578442you got us with amorim yesterday, no one like a gimmick being run into the ground
>>150578431international break is fine imho and i don't even watch the stuffthis one two weeks into the season is stupid though
>>150578426I swore Winterburn played CB at some point but guess I was wrong.
>>150578415Nobody compares about our Abs x
>>150578469>international break is fineweirdo
>>150578469>international break is coincides with Week 1 of the NFL seasonfishy to me
>>150578469You gotta play it sometime and you gotta have players have a 'rest'. Though look at how many injuries this season already. We're at what, 5 ACLs already? About 10 serious injuries in the PL alone? Look at all the 'pull outs' for the internationals as well. Though England is a clusterfuck because for some reason Tuchel called in fucking Henderson and Rashford.
Tuchel is even more retarded that Southgate isn't he? This is Blatter and Infantino all over again.
daniel levy stepped down btw, the jew is no MORE.
Wtf is's actually real
>>150578578I truly don't understand why he did it. It's not like the left wing is a shit position any more. You got Eze, Madueke, Gordon and Bowen... and that's just the players who have played there. I just don't understand why Rashford was picked over Grealish who has actually done well while Rashford is getting subbed off at half time. Curtis Jones could also play LW and he has more right than Rashford. Did Tuchel just see>Marcus Rashford; Barcelonaand go>Wow Barcelona are good, they have Messi and Suarez and Ineista and Xavi and Ronaldo! Get him in!
change for tottenham chads... we won
>>150578635>Vinai Venkatesham new CEOhello sir
>>150578722CEO is different Levy's replacement is Peter Charrington former CEO of Citi Bankdont really know much about him to be honest
>>150578746but Charrington is non-executive, whereas Levy was. that's the correct move btw, the Chairman shouldn't really be an executive, I have no idea why Levy had his fingers in all those pies to begin with.
So ENIC Out managed what Arsenal fans' spergeouts never came close to achieving?Why do Spurs mog Arsenal so hard?
>This move was result of a battle between Daniel Levy and the estate of Joe Lewis who majority owns the club.
make the joke as elaborate as you like, not buying it not checking
cant believe amorim and levy quit on the same day
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crmewl2x7pmocalled this years agopaqueta was legally vexed by someone who wanted to stop his transfer to city, and i guarantee it was one of the american clubs
>>150578800Joe Lewis is 88 and people are saying his heir is his daughter Vivienne who is now taking over.
all the posts going back months from Spurs fans online are saying Vivienne Lewis hates Daniel Levy and thinks he's a bitch and wants him out
>>150578850He was guilty as fuck tbf
>>150578746>Peter CharringtonIs he Jewish?
why dont other clubs simply chant at games they want their chairman out? are they stupid?
very well put
>>150578635>former arseSAARnal jeet now the most powerful man at the club>person directly replacing Levy(Peter Charrington) is a rat banker with no football experiencethey're gonna fucking miss him and look back on the last 20 years as a golden age
>>150578994Let's be clear here, no players "dream move" is to Liverpool. Even Liverpool fans can't wait to get away from the club.
>>150579007This is a temporary move to finalise the sale of Tottenham to Qataris, who will then bring in their own executive team. They might even bring Levy back lmao.
>>150579007the golden era of 2 trophies in 25 years?
>>150579024Okay, Dave. Done sniffing bins yet?
indy not trusting his own sources
>>150579033>*state fact*>Liverpool customer bursts into tears
>BABE PACK YOUR BAGS WE'RE GOING TO LIVE IN BEAUTIFUL CROXTETH
>>150578871she's been seen around the club a lot since the europa win. she was even sat next to levy at one of the PL games>>150579028reckon it'll be looked upon more favourably than the coming asset stripping/sale to oil money
>>150579076I can't find any pictures of her online
>SOD HOLLAND PARK I'M OFF TO BOOTLE
>>150579076you are welcome to your pessimism only time will tell
No Levy is mad Why'd he fire Ange then
>>150579045Too ridiculous a story for even are Indy to believe
Onana was exceptional at Inter Milan and his previous clubs.If Man Utd had Liverpools defensive capability he would have been a success.
>>150578614This can't be true, where's my main man Flo
>>150579109Apparently all the decisions since that win have been taken by Vinai and not Levy.
>>150578994>gets held hostagethis fucking faggot
Love the premHate international breaksSimple as
>>150579318you’re a faggot
Rewatching that Spurs v Ajax game where Lucas Moura scored in the final second to put them through to the final. Laughing when I see Onana in net for Ajax and Ten Hag managing them.
spuds have spent a fortune though, this myth that levy is some sort of skinflint is based on literally nothing
>>150579368Canadian it’s time to do you your thing
>>150579368Still mad about the sack, Levy?
>>150579399When you compare clubs to Arsenal/Chelsea it's pennies they spent
>>150579399wages have been a fraction of the other big clubs but youve been told this multiple times
>>150579346>Vinai LMAOoooOooOooooooooooooooooooo!
>>150579426im sorry but it really isn't, you can say they're shit transfers/investments (go kart etc) and I'd agree with you, but they absolutely spend a ton of money
AW is really seething over this kekSTEWING
>>150579426>When you compare clubs to Arsenal/Chelsea it's pennies they spentLumping Chelsea and Arsenal together is itself a joke. Chelsea are in another tier of spending which just gets accepted for some reason, possibly because people get banned for talking about them.
>>150579433the relevant number for attracting players that you conveniently ignore
>>150579478What's the 25/26 wage bill? Btw, only Man United has accurate data because theyre publicly traded. The other clubs are likely higher.
>>150579478West Ham are such a joke lmao
>>150579478God United are so embarrassing, hope they finish mid table again
>>150579463just burst out laughing in the chippy and everyone's looking at me weird but i showed this image to the chipmonger and he started laughing too so at least one other person understands
>>150579478City number is dubiously low Haaland's true wages are astronomical
>>150578469Three before December when the season only starts late August is stupidI'd rather have two longer ones
>>150579511reminder: city bought pep's brother an entire football club to play with as his own personal toy
>>150579478LiverCHADs
>>150579463And when does does Sesko - the first striker in known history to be last to declare he wants to take a penalty in the outfield 10 - start matches?
>>150579499Glad they let you out of the care home mate x
>>150579565you must be confused lad. i'm not casemiro LOL
>>150579539He will start vs City because Mount is injured. Btw, Sesko took his penalty last because he had cramp.
>>150579463Should Bruno be playing so deep? Is he not a liability?
England need to bring Big Sam and his carvery back
>>150579579Awh bless your disabled socks
Nicholas Jackson to Bayern is straight up money laundering
>>150579511Not nearly as dubiously low as Liverpool's
>>150579588He has the most ball recoveries and chances created of any midfielder this season
>>150579610So he should play higher up the pitch
>>150579496Lol kys
We are NOT allowed to talk about Chelsea
>>150579630#10 dont need good ball recovery stats :)
>>150579610He's going to be a liability until he gets an apology from the referee who nudged him as he walked past. His head just isn't in the game atm.
Don't respect Liverpool and their chequebook manager for buying the league (half a BILLION spent in 2 months).
>>150579597you must be confused lad. i'm not maguire LOL
>>150579657He scored the match winning goal against Burnley
We aren't allowed to post these days
>Watch "expert" pundit say whether new signings are tops or flops>First player up: Wirtz>"Expert" pundit determination: Tops>Turn off video
>>150579581Awfully convenient excuse isn't it?
>>150579663No confusion :)
>>150579478It's just guesswork. No one has any idea what wages players are on.
>>150579581Steven Gerrard scored this goal with such bad cramp that he could barely walk. Sesko couldn't take a fucking PENALTY because of his wittle sowe weg?
>>150579697Rather inconvenient if you ask me
>>150579685i have never seen a player shielded so hard by the media beforeif anyone else had cost 150m they would be getting slaughtered by now
>>150579700No confusion? More like No Wins Against Grimsby Since 1946 LOL
>>150579710He also never won a Premier league title
>>150579741lol x
>>150579722Maguire is the 2nd most expensive defender of all time btw
>>150579743but enough about Man City and their cheating for now
>>150579743Neither has Sesko you mong lmao>>150579773Look who's turned into History FC lol how the tables have turned.
>>150579610He commits stupid fouls and is always playing with a frown. Always complaining and yapping to the ref about everything.Frustrating player to watch. Glad he doesn't play for my team.
>>150579775ok?
>>150579478maybe some clubs have more of a bonus structure
>Onana came back to Carrington wanting a new contract — he has been of that view since receiving the standard 25 per cent cut for non-qualification to the Champions League — a stance that did not go down well with Amorim. Yet United made no efforts to sell Onana. Monaco were the only club to register a real interest in him but they were informed his price was a minimum £30m. Monaco declined to go further.>Following the Fulham game Onana’s representatives again checked if United wished for them to seek exit options but they were told not to, and that the player remains a part of Amorim’s plans.
>>150579876just stating a fact. not sure why you got offended. relegation candidate harry maguire is the second most expensive defender in history.
>>150579876calm down dave save the melty for 3 am
how often do you pee per day lads?
Arsenal should make Levy their chairman. They would be unstoppable.
>>150579775It's funny that AI says this isn't true (it says Maguire) while other sites say Gvardiol.
>>150579722I seen treble winner Grealish who cost 50m less get absolutely fucking slated in the media. Nothing like that for Wirtz though.
>>150579919deflecting to maguire is just a bizarre comparison, maguire had loads of criticism he was famously getting death threats and dropped form from the criticism, also, whilst stupidly overpriced, he at least had the pl tax and still didn't cost six figuresand it's wild how you lot think anyone who isn't brainwashed must be a supporter of a different northwest club
>>150579680>refball penaltyI sleep
>The Independent Football Regulator (IFR) has announced a new owners' test that is designed to block "rogue" individuals from buying and running football clubs in England.so it won't work then, thanks lads
>>150579932almost once every waking hour. I drink a lot of water.
>>150580124Based and hydrated pilled
>>150580024why are you so offended by the simple fact that maguire (15th place finish, no trophies) is the 2nd most expensive defender of all time? calm down.
>>150579806Liverpool went 30 years without winning a title.
>>150579831Support your local
>still didn't cost six figureswhat the fuck did he mean by this?
>>150580087Don't foul in the box sweaty x
>One of those critics is former Real Madrid midfielder Toni Kroos, who was blunt in the podcast he co-hosts with his brother Félix. >“I trust our listeners, but I’d say that roughly half of them have never even heard of Isak. Judge for yourselves. Seriously,” he remarked.Isak brothers...
About to go take a stinky Wirtz in the loo
>>150580236Kek he do be shit
>>150580109They need to kick the fuckin Glazers out
Wirtz looks like a non-league player
>>150580219When you realize well over half the footballing fanbase only cares about Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Manchester United, be glad guys like Isak are as well known as he is.
>>150580219Toni Kroos lost 4-3 to Real Sociedad in the Copa Del Rey thanks to two goals from Alexander Isak btw
LEVY OUTLEVY OUTLEVY O-ACK
>>150579685bit stupid that people are talking about if players are flops already. it's also stupid that people are rating the transfer window like any of the new signings are capable of being judged yethaven't said that, Wirtz is a fucking goddamned flop like the entire goddamned city of Liverpool
Liverpool fans be like>I'd give a sloppy toppy to Wirtz
Maguire only cost 2 figures, Wirtz cost 3. you can't compare them, you melts
>>150580425>Scousers begging to give a sloppy toppy to ploppy floppy WirtzWonder if Isa would do it
something kino about a line of players all with van names
>>150580542hmm netherlands are getting back to their level when they had van persie, sneijder and robben
>>150580542solid squad except for striker
>>150580542i'd let a lot of these players top me
>>150580542most of these players keep me floppy
>>150580242Extremely antisemitic post. Remember the 109
>>150580542>>150580595Imagine if they had prime Ruud
>>150580741they'd definitely get to another World Cup final
Germany now losing to Slovakia and deservedly so. Wirtz honestly could be the worst player on the pitch. Absolutely fucking woeful.
>>150580542Do they really have no good strikers?
>>150580785worst player is comfortably goretzka
>NOOOOO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND>the best AM in the world doesn’t NEED to score, to assist, to control the tempo of the match, to play dangerous through balls>he’s just the best la’, he’s a red!
>>150580219he's hardly wrongmediocre at 2 of his 3 clubs and was never top scorer in the premcloser to 30 than he is to 20why do you think no one else in europe was in for him?does /epl/ think clubs are monitoring chris wood too?
>>150580870no it's Wirtz. definitely definitely Wirtz
>>150580124woah, i pee like thrice per day
>>150580977not very frekwaint that
>>150580906dont be silly
>>150581016he's the wortz though
>>150581020Kek
Don't name who's leading the line for Germany with the lowest score on the pitch. It will only set him off!
>>150580536Hes not melanin enriched enough
>>150581121Classic scouse deflection
>Wirtz completely dominatingABLsissies....
>>150581231GB any response??
>>150581231>Wirtz completely dominatingLMAOOOooOooOooooo!!!!!
rudiger with the 0/10 lol
amazing assist by Wirtz there, 2bh
>>150579463Transfer windows over, there's no need to continue spamming these
No football for like 10 fucking days lads I’m sick to my stomach there’s no point in livingAnd then the first game back is literally terrorball vs terrorball destined for 0-0 No good games at all until the Sunday Eugh
>>150580024>still didn't cost six figuresHomeless mathematician on the streets of manchester typed this
Just told the wife that Guehi isn't coming after all. Fists clenched. Red mist descending. Entire household in tears. God have mercy on me for what I've done
>Dave pretending to have a wife and a house again
>>150581647>not watching netherlands poland
blows my mind that there are people looking forward to england v andorra
>>150581864wouldnt expect indian e-scousers to get it
>>150581864I would be careful if I were England around Andorra's box
>>150581864Didn't we already play them last year? I remember a game at the Espanyol stadium.
>>150579907Amorim is punishing him with banishment to the bench, never to be played again.
>>1505819214/10
>>150582282I don't see a good player in there. Typically you get a spark or a flash of something. Probably getting death threats from the Scousers right now!
>Auschwirtz>BuchenmadeLiverpoo and Poocastle got absolutely rinsed for this pair of blundesliga shitters
>>150582334£200m for the pair!
>>150581231lol stop overdosing on bin fumes dipper
Wirtz got bullied off the ball (which Slovakia subsequently scored from) so easily it should ring alarm bells at Melwood
>>150582282is lea an actual female evertonian with perhaps a nice set of bazongas?i just think lea is a name that should be associated with an attractive female but i can't really imagine there's a big supply of nice looking women in liverpool.
>>150582334more like>Kimmshit>Boretzka>Mittelshite>Poodiger>Jonathan Nah
>>150582085How on earth can you be allowed to be a country that plays international football without a stadium capable of hosting an international match in your entire fucking countryUtter woke nonsense
>>150582429>Pathetic plastic livermong faggot defending Auschwirtz He lost the ball for the first goal and then instead of actually tracking back was arguing with Duda.
Wirtz is the only player who Slot wanted The rest were signed for him
Wirtz will be good next season once they get him on the peds properly
>>150582507Enough of a sample size to not let him pick any more transfers
christ no country is a bigger fraud factory than germany
>>150582475Don't care. What was the German defence and midfield doing at the time?
I will continue to rate Florian Wirtz
If Isak somehow flops Lolerpool will have the two most expensive flops of all time on their hands.
>>150582285they american't all be winners
>>150582553The midfield had an overrated spacker in it called Flopian Shartz and he was losing the ball
APOLOGIZE
>>1505825991/10
>>150582615>Z
>>150582463it's pathetic and nobody even sees it as an issue or wants to change it>>150582550fact, the only good German in the PL was a Turk
>>150582614he played on the left of a front 3 you didn't even watch the game, as usual
>>150582588>Isak is going to go from having Murphy who’s entire purpose was to feed him the ball to having Po Palah trying to steal goals and the spotlight from himOh he’ll flop alright
>>150582562i rate him too, 3/10 kek
>>150582429no one covered themselves in glory tonight
>>150582650Is that the same Mo Salah who led the top 5 European leagues in assists last season?
>squirtz>shirtsalez>aushwirtz>sparez>flopping stairz
>>150581864I'm just watching to see how TRENT™ does in the starting XI
>>150580124You have diabetes blud
>>150582412>is lea an actual female evertonian with perhaps a nice set of bazongas?It's a man, Lea is just a weird spelling of Lee, he's said before
>>150582412I've heard he isn't actually a toffee and it's just some sort of WUM account. Apparently they're common on twitter (I don't use it so I wouldn't know).
>>150582615My boy FWingz just needs some time
>>150582728>>150582749devastated lads :/lea is not a lovely female after all.
ngl i'm not seeing a 116m player in auschwirtz
>>150582282Real talk tho if he goes 007 it's actually over.The memes are brutal and will bury themselves in his head, no player I know has recovered from that.
>>150582809more like 16 million.
>>150582728>Lea is just a weird spelling of Leeno Leigh is a weird spelling of Lee, Lea is a GIRLS name!
>>150582809Then you're blind. If Dubravka hadn't pulled off a worldie and Boretzka wasn't a retard then Wirtz would have come out with a goal and assist minimum
>>150572702a muslim from germany?????
>>150582861lot of ifs shitty.
Wirtz is younger than Woltemong btw
>>150582873please don't (You) me if the best players you've seen play for your club in recent history are Shartinelli and Bukrappo Shitta
>>150582809200-300k tops
No but really tho #WirtzNation I'm genuinely scared
seems like another havertz where he isn't really good at anything and don't have a role but picks up the odd goal here and there
WOLTEMADE YOU? HEYGOTTA NO RESPECTWHATTA YA THINK YA DO?WHY-A YOU LOOK-A SO SAD
>>150582917Havertz has one special move which is heading goals in from crosses into the box
>>150582917>picks up the odd goal here and thereHow does that apply to Wirtz?
some players just have one special move that they have mastered and their entire game is based around it. Kovacic at Man City for instance does this thing where he receives the ball then rapidly accelerates through the midfield unexpectedly and eats up ground before passing it off. He's mid or poor at everything else but that one thing he's elite at.
I HATE it when people post big booty latinas I HATE it
>>150582885don’t be mad at me when Liverpool signed the second most expensive flop of all time.
>>150582944Because Wirtz career existed prior to him joining Liverpool
>>150582412He's a tank topped bumboy
>>150582917Wirtz has a role. He's a 10 who can play on the wing if you need to shoehorn a shit over the hill Bayern player into the team
Wonder how long it will be before Liverpool customers turn on Wirtz
100 mil euros for Woltemade. I can't believe it. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>150583063if he's seen are abs it's already happened
not my money :)
oof
Need Wirtz to score at Burnley Away
>>150583256Who is that fraudulent careless player for Germany who loses the ball and it results in his team conceding a goal?
I'm going to start calling it international fortnight
actually quite surprised how quickly this international fortnight is passing by
mad how the FA can ruin a players career to please their american masters and get away with it
If they can force Roman to sell, they can force the Glazers to sell.
>>150582906https://x.com/AnfieldWatch/status/1963673581222842678Just watched this and it reminded me that Isak will unlock Wirtz and I'm calm now
>>150582861>if only Wirtz was better, he would have better statsYes.
A tray of 10 sausages at Whitehawk FC £6
How come annoying autists in here don't argue about weekly matchday attendances per club? I bet you could get some mileage out of that
>my little suckjob
>>150583256lol why didn't they track the goalscorer
>>150583482Murphy unlocked Isak. Isak doesn't unlock players.
>>150583597Corr
>>150583633ive seen some arguments about certain clubs lying about their attendance numbers
>>150583680Let's be real here Isak made made shitters like him and Gordon look good not the other way around,Murphy is living off that 1 great pass to Isak
mental how riled up fans of “the other 14” get about the likes of my club spending top dosh on world class talent.. like why?you’re not worthy of my attention whatsoever. imagine the seethe when we get olise and guehi in january
only at a shitcunt club like newcastle would the likes of jacob murphy and anthony gordon be considered legends. those tinpot cunts will probably build a shrine to isak once the grieving phase wears off
>>150583256don't think i'll ever forget that scouse mong comparing this clown to kevin de bruyne
>>150584038>my clubWhat’s your corporate title at Fenway Sports Group m9?
>>150584151Esteemed Customer, just like me
>Michael Owen: “We [England] win youth competitions. We beat Germany/Portugal then these guys go back & play 50 games for Leverkusen. Harvey Elliott is never going to play ahead of Salah. These German players are now 22 & we’re buying them for £100mil. Our players were better than them 3 years ago!”
>>150584038sure but psr keeps the smaller 14 down and allows you to buy our playersalso the expanded CL increases the gap further
>>150584787wheres the lie
>>150584848maybe no lie butwe need to >scrap the homegrown quota>scrap the u21 league>not allow youth players to compete in a competition unless they're registered in the first team squad>allow unlimited loans of u21 players in and outthen young players will get more gametime, if not in the PL at least other leagues
>>150585093well the fundamental problem desu is that the premier league is so competitive and rich (and failure means lost revenue) that you cant really risk playing youth that much outside of early FA cup rounds or league cup or whateveri get what owen meant about elliott not ever playing in front of salah but he did get 150 appearances for liverpool and would have had more if not for that bad injury
>>150585365yeah but there's plenty of other places for youngsters to play, the problem is things keeping them back from those places
Breaking News:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XufOXia_NyU
>>150585814well yeah that's what i said. the thing keeping them back is most teams cant risk throwing on kids cause the stakes are too highthink there's a path for a lot of guys like (my liverpool bias) morton to lyon or quansah to leverkusen to get a lot of playtime in a lesser league and maybe they come back somedaywas reading earlier that quansah has a buyback clause but also an agreed contract if the buyback clause is activated, feel like he might be back to liverpool in a year or two if he plays well in germany
four season in and still no dmwill never understand how the board thought eddie howe was a good appointment
>>150587480Dave, wrap up warm the summer is ending.
Florian Wirtz made to look a right twat today
>>150588317funny that you will pretend howe is a good manager to spite this imaginary character
>Streameast - the world's largest illegal sports streaming platform - has been shut down after a year-long investigation, according to a leading Jewish-based anti-piracy organisation
>>150578469Agreed. I kinda even like the international break cause it just mixes things up and players can potentially get a break as well. But having one so soon into the season is just awful though.
>>150590658i agree with u it's so stupid they ramp up the league do 3 games then lol international breaki really think we'd be better off if they consolidated all the world cup qualifying stuff into like 1 month, lets say idk february, take 1 month off do all the games then back to the premier leaguei hate the stop start stuff
shut up idiot
>flopian wurst XD
yjk isak is gonna flop bigly too
ah yes the german
interesting how all the greatest forwards in the world started as midfielders
>>150592852Jej
>>150591211I don't really mind the stop start. It's just that the start just needs a bit more time to actually go as well. Maybe a couple of months of league games, international break maybe in November, 2 weeks off, season starts again, international break in February, 2 weeks off, season goes on till it's over. I think Wenger was proposing something along those lines as well a couple of seasons ago.
no league footie this week
mancbastardchester unitedliverstoolarseanalchavsea
im a fair man, but when i see a liverpool related image with no text, i hide the post
>After selling Luka Modric to Spurs, a Dinamo Zagreb director recalled: "After we agreed the transfer of Luka to Tottenham, I politely asked for five of Luka's jerseys.>"Levy gave them to me. But the invoice for the transfer, €23m, was minus the value of the jerseys."
#FreeCoote
>>150583122Cope.
>>150583256should really have just passed it forward therelooks like he's trying a bit too hard now
>>150595645>>150595645>>150595645
>>150580542>DepayOne striker short of winning wc