>Lap:#8084>Countdown to Italian GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150561902>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:205>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:216 (215 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 309 (+25)NOR: 275 (+0)VER: 205 (+18)RUS: 184 (+12)LEC: 151 (+0)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 584 (+25)Ferrari: 260 (+0)Mercedes: 248 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 214 (+20)Williams Mercedes: 80 (+10)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 900.63 (+90.20)NOR: 858.02 (+66.12)TSU: 841.53 (+57.14)>NewsCadillac sign Colton Herta as test driverHamilton under “huge pressure” for Italian GP as Ferrari struggles continueMax: ‘Red Bull shouldn’t be battling Racing Bulls’Domenicalitard: We believe [a race is] a bit too long for young peopleReverse grids, short races and MotoGP-style sprints all “on the agenda” in F1 shakeupLando Norris: ‘I want to win my own way’, not copy Max Verstappen’s “fuck you attitude”It’s F1’s “duty to simplify language” around 2026 rules to help the new element watchingFerrari go blue and white at Monza as team teases Niki Lauda tribute
First for go to the gym, drink water, eat healthy, read books, play chess (or whatever mental game you wanna play), enjoy nature and go camping
edd
wide awake for some reason
>new thread is uptime for bed :)gimi
terrible gay salvadoran posting going onkanker
gimi night
>>150571413He's a shitter
>>150571329>Jack Doohan
https://youtu.be/LcN_7xlJnYY?si=pO8PkW4jrTGjoPxo
Go to the bar, drink beer, smoke cigarettes, read the bible, play mahjong (or whatever skill based game you wanna play), watch racing and enjoy drinking and driving.
go to sleep
>>150571329>Hamilton under “huge pressure” for Italian GP as Ferrari struggles continueHe'll unironically get "driver of the day" for overtaking 9 zoomers in shitboxes after starting 20th with an all new engine (applied after failing out of Q1, plus his grid penality).
Behead Demonicali
>>150571350>>150571442Seek danger, live fast and due beautiful https://youtu.be/xxafcFlx7xI?si=hkqr20SHWnIXQR9B
>>150571442>>150571603Don’t listen to this nihilists!
>>150571630cease this retardation
italy now
>>150571539based, but our only hope is strollhope he beheads wolff (both of 'em) as well
>>150571713What pornstar is this?
>>150571679No
>>150571738needs this disgusting pic-rel
>>150571713That's a boy
>>150571713sex with italians, every day, forever
>>150571753If it looks like a girl and it quacks like a girl ...
>>150571753Wrong eyetalian
>>150571752Poor Russell, sat between a closeted-gay egomaniac arsehole and a clinically depressed philanderer (also closeted-gay).He's smiling, but his eyes are screaming "get me out of here".
>>150571752What the fuck is this dude's problem? Seriously.
>>150571870That's definitely a different tomboy though.
>>150571870Really not fair that I will never have an Italian gf to live with in the country side of the country where we could go and explore and hopefully discover some old Ancient Rome artifacts/ruins
>>150571896he knows cuz he saw
>>150571921>the country side of the countryPersonally, I'd prefer the lakeside of the lake or the mountainside of the mountain.
>>150571921What if she doesn't want to leave the house?
>>150571875george is the gay sociopath there
>>150571921that's because you're gay
>>150571938I’m drunk leave me alone >>150571941Well, we’d have to make the best out of an awful situation like that one hehehehehe
>>150572011Stop saying I’m gay
>>150572047don't see why
yesyesyesyes ( books, lns, etc )yesyesno because there arent any go camping sites nearby
>>150572249>no because there arent any go camping sites nearbyIf you live in a big city, that’s understandable, but if that’s not the case then I’m sure it’d be relatively easy to find a place where to camp
"gimi"
Dead Sport
Wow, this time it did finally die.
i just want to drive 105 series alfa through toscana countryside to formula 1 Grand Prix at Mugello with beautiful hot sexy cute francesca or lucrezia gf (female) who also cooks good pastais that too much to ask?
>>150572716God I love the non-stepnose/late model 105. I don't understand the obsession with the stepnose at all
>>150572494I want to fuck ikuko so bad
>>150572822saw this exact sight on lygon st one time no lie
>>150572845>>150572822i see her butt hehehhehhehEhHehahah
kwabmilton didn't just lose the wdc in a car that won the wcc, he also had perfect reliability while his opponent didn't
Just did it to Valentina Nappi in honour of the Italian GP
>>150572822Provide translation, please. I don't speak New High Latin.
>>150573061it says insert coins into the slot provided by signora
>>150573061it saysbraaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppp poop
>>150573061>VietatoThe tatas>L'uso di secchi e spugneLuscious the sexy make spunk>Il lavaggio e consentitoConsent is not needed>Solo con la lancia eWe have one lancia here>La spazzola in dotazioneThe spaz in the dota zone
>>150573125fucking dota players
Posting Lewis' misses because Italy tomorrow
>>150573061Here you go
>>150573140He moved on to another Russian whore btw.
>>150573125Thank you, anon, that was most helpful.>>150573142>emollient for light alloy wheelsWut?None of that makes much sense. I think I'll go with the other anon's translations.
>>150573140>>150573145What do the women get out of it, other than five minutes of the questionable fame of being an obviously gay man's beard?
>>150573159Money. She's a whore after all
>>150573162Oh, so that's why he needed those 100M from Ferrari.
>>150573140>Lewis' beardFixed
I can't remember, what happened in September.
WAKE ME UPWHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!
>>150573210idk I think it was cloudy
>>150573331Its smoky here
>>150573333is everything on fire again?
>>150573339Yeah
>>150573125>
How many uncharacteristic mistakes can one driver make until it becomes characteristic?
>>150573484He's just a rookie bro relax, let him heem a few more drivers
>>150573422>you took the 4 cohorts guarding our left flank and put them directly behind our weakened center we wanted the enemy to attack, what the fuck tony?
>>150573602I think your nigger-key is stuck, anon.Caps-lock as well.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150573602Source?
Now papa Stroll is selling his stake in AM, how long does the window licker have? This season, or to the end of 2026?
>>150573660You're talking about Alonso, right?
>>150573660stroll is not just there because of his father, the globohomos don't want kwablonso to get shit on again so they keep him around
>>150573660>Stroll finally retires..The peace he wanted all along.. its here..>he stays>drives for himself.. not his father>x6 wdc
bryan the biggest CHUCKERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqax7jqITWk
>>150573855Or it's another case of Mozart: His father dies, but haunts him beyond death. He then gets sick and dies mid-season.
>>150573660You're one of those retards confusing AM the car brand and AM the f1 team, aren't you?
Please don't call my brother a retard
>>150573911What are you doing in Austria Lewis?
>>150573855real life doesn't have anime arcs, we are constantly reminded of this in f1
>>150574017Explain AD21 then, cunt
>>150574091glitch in the matrix
>>150574111aww it had a baby :)
GRUG?
Jack Doohan never stood a chance did he? Franco was always gonna take his seat
>>150571921>He wants to live in ItalyYou South Americans have it rough, huh?
>>150574111When the chopsticks came out I was expecting a chink to start eating that thing alive.
>>150574306Yes, gotta go after that lucrative Argie Market
>>150574331chink means chinese
>>150574390>implying a brit knows the difference between chinese and japanese
>>150574441anglos used to be the foremost western allies of the japanese until USA gained that position
>>150571363
>>150574441>the difference between chinese and japaneseThere isn't one
>>150574111that's some alien style shit right there
Are there even any iconic helmets nowadays? I only recognize immediatly Alonso's and Norris'.
>>150574857max got heemed by fake gimi wearing this btw
>>150574901>35 years old
>>150574857They have to show off the sponsors. Same line bullshit, different colors
>>150574857he should've made this one permanent
>>150574901I know 3 individuals with teeth like that and they aren't related to each other at allWhat causes it?
>>150574857Hamilton GeorgeMax
gimi
>>150575049google malocclusion class II division 2
>googling teethshan't go down that path
>>150573676Bro...
>>150575324I understand, you can use duckduckgo or yandex instead fren
>>150574857>iconicnoit's why Bortoleto just adopted Senna's design with a few tweaks here and there
Praying for another Hail Hadjar moment this Monza weekendNIGGA HAIL HADJAR>NIGGA HAIL HADJARTHEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TEAM RADIO
>>150575563I hope he crashes on the formation lap and cries again
>>150575573he's not a fraud like kimi, only up from here (a win)
>>150575578Kimi is the fastest driver as long as he doesn't have to make a corner
>>150574901this is well beyond just hitting the wall, this is basically the twin towers post collapse
>>150575049Being bri'ish
>>150575627this is not the soccer/footy/kickball thread
>>150575627
>>150575676Almost had me?
>Cadillac F1 Based? Y/N
>>150575018disagreeits too based for a regular lid
>>150575855No
>>150575855Maybe
>>150575855Yes if they paint the car yellow
>“Charles is frustrated because he’s probably starting to understand that he will never be World Champion>“It’s gone bad, it’s gotten worse.>“Next year is a whole new set of regulations and normally that’s not when Ferrari is at its best, so it’s a difficult situation for him.>“He’s been there for a long time and his star has fallen a little bit.
>>150575963
>>150571896el ratto in el hatto
>>150575855nahThey're gonna be HRT/Manor tier
>>150575855>american team>ferrari engines>two washed up driversHaas with abigger budget
>>150575963not even a yellow car is going to save them
You will never be a world champion. You have no speed, you have no mental fortitude, you have no drive to succeed. You are an ugly British man twisted by Zak Brown and Andrea Stella into a crude mockery of a title contender.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the pitcrews mock you. Your fashionmodel "partner" is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish on-track performances behind closed doors.Motorsport fans are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of motorsport have allowed fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” as fast look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your weakmind is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get yaoi-obsessed women to shill for you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of a better looking younger driver with better performance.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile to your race engineer every single morning and tell yourself you're getting P1, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll retire, burn through your savings, become a SkyF1 commentator, and plunge into the cold abyss of has-been F1 "stars". Your so-called fans will watch you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll delete the posts about you with an apology that calls you a fraud, and every yaoi-obsessed woman for the rest of eternity will know a fraudulent title contender was worshipped here. Your body will decay and become doughy, your opinions will be ridiculed on /sp/, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record that is unmistakably fraudulent.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
fraudstappen will never win anything ever againhis only choice is troon out, and retire.
>>150576015>his star has fallen a little bitwhatdoesthismean
>>150576105he hit the wall(race driver edition)
>>150576015
>>150576105His star has fallenBillions must race
>>150576105non-white ESL
>>150576253The Heavyweight of Helsinki
>>150576253the lardass of Lahti
>>150576253the fat fuck of finland
>>150576253You are double my weight
>>150576253Based bloatmaxxer
>>150571413FAKE GIMI IMPOSTOR
>>150576330The twink of Telford
>>150576253Keep it up champ!
>>150576253start losing weight pal
>>150576015If Villeneuve managed to be world champion, then Leclerc clearly can
>>150576015>>150576450The CHAD canadian vs the virgin monegasque
>>150576253>niin_läski_äijä.mp4
>>150576253El americano
>>150576450They are both generational talents
>>150573660Drugabitchbros it is finally our turn
>>150576495>inb4 Stroll rather pays some shitter to drive at AM than seeing Drugo aynwhear near NUUUImobileGet fucked, hues.
>>150576495>>150576516>there's only place for one of us on this grid mano
>>150576330You are 1,16 times my weight.
They are going to ruin this sport trying to cater to American zoomer woman. Its only going to get worse.
>>150576434If you mid 30s its impossible.
>>150576564Fat is stored surplus energy.Stop eating more than what your body needs and the stored fat will be burned away.Start exercising, so that your body actually does something with the energy you consume instead of most of it being converted to fat due to it not being needed.
>>150576564Just stop eating,bro
>>150576582>>150576614But if i dont eat i get depressed and die :(
>>150576629>t. Fat Bastard
>>150576564It's fairly easy.
>>150576629Some fat fuck allegedly didn't eat for a year and lived off his fat reserves during that time.He died of a heart attack while thin in his 50s :-)
>>150576564Very american post
>>150576629Your also depressed when you eat, just less hungry
>>150576671Angus Barbieri. He died of stomach complications related to obesity. Either he did some irrepeairable damage, or he got fat again.
>>150576671>didnt eat for a yearLike nothing?
>>150576629I didn't say stop eating. You just need to eat less.>>150576641>i wanna eaet what i wantModeration. You can let go and have fun every once in a while, just not every day.Alternatively, just learn how to consume healthy alternatives to foods that you love. For example, pizza, burgers, pastry, etc. These things don't have to be unhealthy to be delicious. You can make your own healthy alternatives, or buy them if you can find them.>also dont wanna exercise since im lazy.Ideally, you should get over that. There's plenty of different ways to exercise that are very enjoyable. Furthermore, exercise is health. As we age, our bodies get weaker. Exercise mitigates, and almost eliminates, this decay.
>>150576253You fat disgusting smelly piece of shit should kill yourself unless you're 2m+ tall then it's somewhat manageable
>>150576641>i wanna eaet what i want but also not go full eddidk mayne 130kg is past eat whatever you want and play vidya tier
>>150576777yeah im going to get to like 100kg then probably repeat it, but only eat up till im 110kg, that way you dont have to go size up/down in clothes and your body won't mess up your hormone balance.1 month of fatso mode, then 1 month of toning it down is probably my ideal target.
The Hefty of Hanko
>>150576641>>150576911>yeah im going to get to like 100kg then probably repeat it, but only eat up till im 110kg,A-anon...
>>150574306The fact he couldn't keep the seat despite all the monetary backing he had speaks volumes
>twink death at 18grim
>>150576641Just start by walking lots and keeping a steady moderate diet. Start sooner rather than later because this is only going to get harder as you age
>>150577028>muh liberalism and funny president>half of entire tax revenue goes straight to Enstone
>>150576253The Enormous of Espoo
What do fat finns eat daily if they don't have chippys and greggs?
>>150577118Deep fried seals
>>150577118Your local Tesco doesn't got this?
>>150577118Vodka and licorice candy
Why does alonso look zesty in here? no homo
>>150577212the coof put me off any food that the average person can touch or breathe onpeople are unbelievably nastythis is f1 related because this is my honest reaction to seeing this
>>150577274Digital de-aging enhancements
>>150577274that's a body double
>>150577118it ain't much, but it's honest calories
>>150576253the dangerously underweight of uusikaupunki>>150576330the double amputee of anglesey
>>150576641>dont wanna exercise since im lazy.it's the other way around, you're lazy BECAUSE you don't exercisejust eat that shit sandwich and hit the stairmaster half hour/45 minutes every day and stop eating like a retardpic F1 related, they're finnish gridgirls
>>150577304another body double?
>>150577274which one is real?
>>150577332The Massive of Melbourn
>Armani doodDoes it count as a sacrifice for Leclerc? He was Italian though
>>150576253Yeah but you're a 2m tall broad shouldered stout Dutch lad like me.
>>150577424he has been dead for over a decade
>>150577118my butthole
>>150577596that's gross
why are they allowed to market dangerous energy drinks on cars at silverstone when kids are watching?
>>150571350I wish it was easy to start doing that, I barely have the energy to get out of bed. I do try to eat adequately though and drink a lot of water, keeping weight in control. But man, I used to love reading books and now it just gives me a headache and I dread even picking one up.
>>150577655Because the immigrant kids that actually matter in Britain weren't watching
>>150577655A fat and generally unhealhty populace is easier to manipulate and less likely to revolt.
>>150577655They're still openly marketing alcohol (and even still marketing tobacco sometimes). Nobody's falling for the "0%" bullshit.
>>150577655because it is yummy
New Cairo City and its surroundings is wild seen from space, there will definitely be a street race there one day
>>150571713Cute male (said homosexually)
>>150577720LH44 flavor (what is now Full Throttle) was better, but I'm surprised that this one is not that far off. One of my favorites alongside Strawberry Dream. That said I've had to cut down massively as of late for health reasons...
>>150577767No, there won't be.
I have never had a monster
Perry Wu
>>150577800The only common energy drink that doesn't taste like Red Bull or a Red Bull knock-off. I genuinely like the flavor and I wish they haven't discontinued the decaf.
/FIA/ idea: Area 51 GP
>>150577661If you are like me then reducing screen time and video/audio media consumption will help immeasurably with these issues. Especially in the hours before bed. You will sleep better and have more mental energy. Along with that, start reading small amounts at a time of books you know will interest you. You will naturally start reading more if you stick with it. Also you may have a vitamin deficiency from the sound of it.
>>150577775if i buy monster its cause i want to drink carbonated fruit juice. rockstar used to be my favorite out of the actual energy drink tastes, but its not sold here anymore.
>>150577853I probably wont try it then because I like red bull
>>150577800Me either.>>150577853You guys don't get C4, or the Mountain Dew Energy drinks?
>>150577853Assault and the pink one are the only good Monster. I hate their default one.
>>150577871vitamin D deficiency will get you once you hit 30 if you ignore iti thought i had developed chronic anxiety or something since i had this weird tingling to my stomach almost 24/7 for months until one day i randomly started taking D3 supplements and it fixed it almost instantly
>>150577853Is this suggesting that most energy drinks contain lead??
>>150577767really bugs my bear that toun planners do not design roads based around street-circuitabilityi should go back to uni and get degree in town planning and build new parts of perth that look suspiciously like suzuka from the air
>just wait till you hit 30!Fucking boomers.Nothing magical occurs when you hit 30. I'm 32 and feel better than ever. You feel like shit in your 30s because you've been unhealthy your whole youth and the consequences of that are starting to hit you now because you no longer have your youth pulling the weight of your unhealthy lifestyle.It's not some radical change that occurs, it's just consequences finally catching up to you. You can make a change and be healthy.
>>150577290It was an eye-opener to find out mutts don't wash their hands after getting home.
>>150577876Honk honk
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9f3CzabYM
>>150578047>USA>Honking uncommon
>>150578047>North Korea>RedI'm pretty sure you get sent to camp for 5 generations if you honk in Pyongyang
>>150578137ameriqua is clown cuntry every day = honking
>>150578047if anyone honks behind me when the light changes I get right off the gas for like 2 seconds its my own personal vsc trigger
>>150578137Shooting a .45 at another car during a road rage isn't what we call "honking" in other cultures
>>150578069based comfortwear enjoyer
>>150578215Literally me
>active aero
>>150578190It definitely gets traffic moving.
>>150578142North Koreans don't even drive cars
>>150578561boolSHEET i seen that video of the sexie traffic director lady telling off a driver in a mini in the centre of pyong yang
>>150576095>troon out, and retire.That's Hamilton's fate.
>>150578588lies. north koreans don't believe in automobiles they are symbols of western decadence.
with canon, you can
>>150576091based
>>150578697canonwhen you want to shoot a nonce
oops
>>150578720what are you shooting him doing?
Maybe it won't work out for this guy but you've got to admit that he has balls for trying. He's putting everything on the line.
>>150578853>you've got todon't tell me what to do, burger.
>>150578853Well, this is what competition is about. He's far from retirement age, he's made his money in an environment where he was comfortable and where he achieved things. Time to pursue new challenges. He has the opportunity (his last) to try his hand at F1, and he's taking it by the horns. I respect it.
>>150578881Sounds like your colon hurta
>>150576253I was 67kg last night
>>150578966fun fact: I've been calling him colon herta for years and nobody ever corrected me so far
2025 marks the beginning of the TWINKED era of F1. Piastri is the twink harbinger of times to come
>>150579172This driver lookin' ZESTY, this driver lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this driver theatrical, this driver good with colors, this driver gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This driver lifts shirts, this driver on the down low, this driver be a tollet trader, this driver gardens uphill, this driver packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
you posting homosexual shit again?
>>150568449>max had overall faster carI can't hear you over the sound of Merc's actively cooled plenum>>150579207Why do all of them suffer from a collapsed/concave ribcage, round shoulders, kyphosis/scheurmann's disease, a bloated stomach, and other posture related issues?
>>150579244my goal is to expose and document the rampant infestation of twinks, gays, and gay twinks in modern formula 1 racing
>when you get btfo a thread earlier and still carry the grudge
>>150579333ricciardo just needed more timechoco senna has had too much time
>>150579333Fox sports still exists in Australia?
>>150577767>AL REHABwow who is this al and how bad of a junkie he was to get a neighborhood sized rehab center named after himself
who was in the wrong
>>150579384The driver I dislike more. Just like always
>>150578846
>>150577118whole whales
Jean Alesi
>>150579404i just watched that race (15 hungary) and i hated everyone. everyone driving like fshitters
Italia next
>>150579384Russell
>>150579560
>>150579316>it was real in my head
>>150579560I much prefer girls like this being posted rather the the fat cow bustani
>>150579384>that flat spotpirelli tires are a joke
>>150579618>rather the the fat cow bustaniYOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK I WILL PRODUCE MORE OF BOTH OF THEIR KIND IN A HEARTBEAT
tricky ricky
daniel richards
>>150579618Same
>>150579384post some verstappen vs raikkonensomething happened iirc
>>150579756>tiddy stretch marks
verstappen
>Sainz hoping Ferrari will regret their decision >Sainz still raving about the Tifosi in his media day interview Is he a bitter ex kinda guy? Could this be a reason for his underwhelming season?
>>150580336and tiddy freckles
>>150580032i onyl have this one
>>150580467To be fair, Ferrari absolutely should be regretting their decision already
they arent called visa anymore
I did groceries today. Twice. I wonder, how come I've never come across Edd? You'd think he'd be easy enough to spot, and frequents establishments where they sell food. Is he even real? How can Edd be real if F1 isn't real? Is he CG(A)I? Can I be Edd? Am I Edd? Are we all Edd? I'm losing my grip on reality, or maybe my grip on this fake world. I can't even tell anymore. Hamilton is absolute shit btw.
>>150580466wow he looks like amx
>>150580775I agree, in that pic. I challenge you to find another pic where they look the same.
>>150576253the such a fat guy of Salo
>>150580775are you sure? maybe ojs belted sophie because she cucked him
>>150579792thats a homeless man
>>150579792thats a cum-addicted twink
>>150579792Daniel Ritschky
>>150581075shalom
>>150581075INSHALLAH MCLAREN WILL PAY
>>150579792>>150581075Dani Al-Rikhardi
Ricciardinho
biz idea: Formula F4T, it's exactly like F1 but quali is an eating contest and the driver minimum weight is 300kg.
>>150581729edd vs nickwe'll finally know who's fatter
Piastri will soon be F1 WDC of 2025.
ALL HAIL MEGATRONYOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION
>>150574901Oim gonna bvush me teef, but not me two front ones, mate
>>150581920As he should be
>>150581729thats just nascar
>>150577118meerin grilli burgers
>>150582390Grimi
>>150582390A PIE FLOATER LOOKS MORE APPETISING THAN THIS
>>150582212Jesus she looks scarier in every new pic
>>150580773Resteraunts and grocery stores don't have enough staff to serve him and other customers at the same time so he goes at special times
>>150582605that makes a lot of sense
>>150579792
>>150582390
>>150576253edd straw of kokkola
>>150571896he's sitting next to susie the whore
pozfags don't realize that by arguing that the red bull was the faster car in 2021, they basically concede that kwabmilt*n can't do shit without having the fastest car by far
>>150582705cook should've been fatter
>>150582767stale discussiondo something new
it's not celsius time for me but maybe it is for this thread
>>150583275Moose Knücklenberg
>>150583277I wish Charles had as much success as Max so he wouldnt have to embarrass himself shilling coolers
Max could beat the McLarens in the junior team's car.
>>150583275Hülkenballs
>female f1 fansfatties, nerds, alt girls, covered in tattoos and piercings, in love with the drivers>f1 WAGsgiga stacies, only with the drivers for fame and money
>>150583499Botched boob job
>>150583499She kinda looks like Jenna Ortega
>>150583541closer to max's mom I think
>>150583499me on the right
>>150583550>>150583541Honestly if you remove her hair in that picture and replace it with a mutt fro then she'd be Lando Norris's twin
>>150583541No I do
>>150583576Prove it
OP is a very talented athlete. I have no interest in fast cars and motorcycles. They are rather noisy but F1 is different sort of sport and I am able to watch it without problem and really enjoy it. It’s rather healing. Especially the talent that shows up out of nowhere to really change things up and inspire the sport itself. One day I hope to watch it in person and hopefully this guys wins.
>>150583662>OP is a very talented athlete. I have no interest in fast cars and motorcycles. They are rather noisy but F1 is different sort of sport and I am able to watch it without problem and really enjoy it. It’s rather healing.housewife behavior
>There are American MILFS posting itt rnyour response?
>>150583709tits or gtfo
>>150583499
>>150583803She's the exceptionBut I'm pretty sure she's going to dump Oscar the moment she gets a job with an F1 team
>>150579560based?
>>150582659Does he sell kebabs now?
Paddock insider here. Lily Zneimer is set to be Oscar Piastri's race engineer next season.
>>150583975do you mean racism engineer?
>>150583975I heard she's planning a revolutionary new concept where the driver is not allowed to initiate a radio call to his team and has to wait until she calls in to ask for the status. To enforce this effectively, the driver is required to wear some remote-controlled device around his testicles.
>>150583975>https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/us/meet-lily-zneimer-mclaren-star-oscar-piastri-s-girlfriend-101753641189938.html>Zneimer wants to get a job in F1 and added that with her contacts, her chances are “pretty strong”hmmm
>>150583975Do you mean cock cage engineer?
business idea:chess rules. no more radio only a pit wall controlled buttplugboth f1 and chess are sports mr. overseer
>>150584180Why did Ferrari risk getting caught and punished for making a radio call like "FERNANDO IS FASTER THAN YOU" when they could've just made Massa race with a pit wall-controlled buttplug that they could activate as a signal if they needed to give team orders? I'm sure nobody would've caught that in 2010.
development idea: mass damper buttplug
>>150584262The reason Lewis fought tooth and nail against the jewelry ban is because of his cockring used for such secret communication.
>>150584315At least half of the field has already had the idea to put "hardware" they're already using to good use, but the fia probably shit it down outright as soon as the Saudis took over.
>>150584262technology wasnt quite there yetstill too big
>>150585001the teams would just start selecting drivers based on how much they can take up the a...wait a minute
>>150585410you doubted the suisseposter
a shocked silence covered the thread like canadian wildfire smokethe plus flag was right
>coworker is a hot french girl>pulls out her phone, asks me if this guy is a F1 driver>photo is a guy on a yacht with his arm around Sharl>guy is Norman Nato>it's her Raya matches>I say uh he's in Formula E>ugh... is he rich at least?>IDK he's in Formula E lol>ugh, nevermind, reject
>>150586877Based French whore, disrespecting shitty electric "cars".
>>150586877pics of your coworker? I need it, for school
>>150586877Why are you here and not deep balls inside her?
>>150587133she's evidently too good for a Fe driver, what the fuck am I supposed to doalso not into the whole French thing of being allergic to shaving
>>150586877He may not be in the elite-motorsports-athlete-salary bracket, but he should still be pretty wealthy. Like, well above most high paying jobs. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he's "rich"
>>150587299>the whole French thing of being allergic to shavingyou could do the other french thingyou have a rough plan, dont you?you know where the cameras are...
>>150587777chegged
>>150587788aw yea I know what you mean. I'm gonna corner her in a dark alley and then we're gonna smoke cigarettes and have ennui
Umm thats RAPE..
>>150588242>I'm gonna corner her in a dark alley and then we're gonna smoke cigarettes and have ennuiwtf?im telling hr
Dead threadMclaren killed itZak has blood on his hands
>>150589270I say this
>>150589299and on his mouth from performing Metzitzah b'peh
Italy next
>>150586877have her record this
too much for ocon to see
i said nothingbtw
I keep having dreams of my ex killing me, you think ex Ferrari drivers who didn't win anything have same dreams?
>>150590848just googled that nigga's work. feels bad mang
honestly neuronormies are subhuman and we shouldnt allow them to phase 2
These broads getting JAV'd by Yuki?
fuck you itay u eat ne
>>150591824Bit short for that isn't he?
go to bed anon
>>150591972I just got to work
soifry
>>150592039Imagine how comfy it is to sleep in an F2008
>>150592135no
>>150592022my condolences
>>150592158why
>>150592190desu it's pretty cramped and not too padded in there, i doubt it's all that comfy after all
What happens in this building?
>>150592703i wouldn't worry about it
>>150592703
>>150582390god i wish i could have a möykky rn
>>150592703Nothing literally
>>150591958the fetish includes that
>>150592928disgusting
>Monza next
Three in a row?
>>150578830>no haloSurely all three drivers in that shot were killed. We've come so far.
>>150591972I'm having a breakdown over tfw no gf right now sorry
F1 Academy this weekend?
>>150594032Fkino and Fshitter
>Colton Herta will be in EA Sports F1 26 instead of iRacing's INDYCAR game/f1/ can't stop winning
>>150594032No. Singapore next, then season finale in Las Vegas.
>>150594102How many AI generated porn images of Hurrduh do you have at this point to goon to?
>>150594142I didn't understand that reference
colon status?
>>150594224Heart
Kym Illman says that there is a big Daniel Ricciardo announcement happening at Monza
Daniel Ricciardo welcome to HiTech Formula 2 Racing Team
welcome to superfomula | daniel retardo | .3gp | in the end
welcome back to red bull daniel ricciardo we missed you
>>150594266Ricciardo is doing Dakar 2026 with a Ford Raptor
Danny, you are NOT the father!*wooooh celebrates*
>>150594266Why is this cunt hanging around like a bad smell?
>>150594266>Ford racing badge in IG postITS OGRE YUKI WILL BE SACKED NEXT YEAR AND WILL BE REPLACED BY DANIEL AVOCADO
>>150594266public hanging?
>>150574857Ruslel blue helmetShamilton purple helmetAmx with the lion patternNo rizz with the green with shapes on itThe halo gets in the way of seeing drivers helmets, making it more difficult to recognize them by it.
>>150594585He's a character in the Netflix hit 'Drive to Survive'
I think Isaac Hadjar should join the Ku-Klux-Klan
Isaac Hadjar is a good frenchman
>>150595064Did he die?
neekeri homolton
>>150594785>fire Daniel because he can't place>replace him with someone that can't place>replace that driver with someone that fucks up so bad he gets replaced after two races>replace him with a driver that can't keep the car out of the back of the field (because it's trash)>now going to replace him with a driver they got rid of in 2018 because everyone else has failed in the same seat Maybe they should try finding a good driver to second verstappen instead.
have a programme /f1/>FRIDAY 5 SEPTEMBER Local timeFIA Formula 3 Practice Session 09:35 - 10:20FIA Formula 2 Practice Session 11:00 - 11:45FORMULA 1 FIRST PRACTICE SESSION 13:30 - 14:30FIA Formula 3 Qualifying Session - Group A 15:00 - 15:10FIA Formula 3 Qualifying Session - Group B 15:20 - 15:30FIA Formula 2 Qualifying Session 15:55 - 16:25FORMULA 1 SECOND PRACTICE SESSION 17:00 - 18:00Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup Practice Session 18:30 - 19:15f3 practice, soon
>>150594266Damn your time machine worked Kiwianon
Ricciardo is like a moose fly
>>150595399Hard to get rid of?
>>150595222just clone verstappen at this point
>>150595413The true Ai f1 success will be verstappens digitally cloned brain being put into a robot body.
>>150595432calm down
>>150595064napoleon coded
the wheels are in motionthings are happening as we speak!
Tell me about him chat.Is he the next 7 time F1 World Champion or just another shitter?
>fernando barrichello>born in 2005hmmm
lmao jannies actually using every single wordfilter to block nahcpaW
>>150574901
>>150595523He's shit, he'll only be able to win five in a row before he retires
>james hedythat's james hedley
>I’m not going to Williams just to extract the most from the car. I’m going to try and bring Williams back to the possibility of fighting for podiumsCarlos Sainz, December 2024
>>150595546I go there every time I get jannied. It's my safe space. F1 related because every driver needs a safe space (usually their IG whore mosquito bite sized tiddies).
>red flag¿?
I've been invited to wedding, anyone wants to be my plus one?Food and drinks are free
>bilińskidebir
>>150595631Sure I'll do it
>>150595643>>150595631enjoy the gay sex with eachother
>>150595631i'm not hot sexy gril (female) though
camara cheats btw
KWAB
reminder that lawson WILL podium
>>150595707how many in the top 10 need to DNF for this to happen
>>150595713don't post such disgusting pictures here
>>150595579>>150595579>I go there every time I get jannied. It's my safe spaceanon.... learning2banevade is like week 1 on 4chan stuff....
>>150595730not a lot
h*milton isn't washed he was never any good to begin with just was allowed to cheat because bernie et al saw him as a (((black))) man
italian-nigerian-but-pretending-to-be-american uger ugerchucker first in practice
>>150595730none
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>>150595734To be honest I can't be bothered if it's only a 3 day.
>>150595643>>150595690Have either of you ever tasted borovička or experienced gastric lavage?If not you are in for a real treat.>>150595678Thanks anon
>>150595857
2 and a half bingswhat to do?
Fuark
fkino on
minì
>>150595978*turns brain off*
>VSCFOR WAT
Will Mclaren give Lando an advantage by getting Dunne to crash Pastry's car?
>>150595768William McLaren (1923–1987) was a Scottish illustrator.Born in Ferniegair, Hamilton, McLaren grew up in Cardenden, Fife, Scotland with a crippling handicap that affected his feet. He attended Beath High School, Cowdenbeath, before going to college in Edinburgh. In 1944 he earned his Diploma and the Highly Commended Post Diploma from Edinburgh College of Art. After graduation and with a bursary from the Andrew Grant Fund he left Scotland and visited Italy and France. Throughout his life he remained a francophile and was fluent in French.
dunne is getting a seat isnt hehes getting pushed a lot
>>150596047scots are unwashed gypsies now
happy parabolica, all!
>>150596079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
>>150596039I don't think Dunne is as shit as Antonelli.
>>150596079Just shows the difference in speed between F3 and F1 cars. When Joshua Pearce hit that kerb, he landed in Brands Hatch.
>>150596079THE FLYING BOOT
>>150596079Why did he go for that move? Because he's a rookie who listened to hayes.I've been saying, hayes is too hot-headed for this sport. I don't like his "devil may care" attitude. This is what happens when you let him call the shots.
>>150596131Hayes told the Lite Hamilton to wait until T1.
watching the lower leagues is so grimreally hammers in that all these dull faggot drivers come straight off an assembly line and it's never going to get better
>>150596108I really want to watch F1 movie but errgh i cant stand the cringe
f1 movie is actually good
>>150596108>>150596131>>150596137You are a dangerous man Sonny... How dare you nearly kill my son!! You WHITE MALE!!!!
>>150596145Give it a go, embrace the cringeIt's a pretty good movie t b q hObviously shut the F1 side of your brain off though
>>150596149It was only good for spending time with my dad without talking to him.
Lots of walls around this trackThankfully the cars have halos so the drivers will be safe if there's a crash
>>150596104but at least people aren't constantly talking about how he is the next Verstappen
his grandfather could escape the Nuremberg trials but his car couldn't escape the wall
How does Toto get Antonelli off the grid gracefully now that it's clear it was a huge mistake?
>>150596264Williams is still the Mercedes bitch team, right? Swap him for Albon
>>150596268DO YOU LISTEN TO ME, HEY YOU BITCH!?
>>150596264Toto is too inebriated by bussy to care
i can't wait for mercedes (wolff) to build a doggy doo chassis next year and mercedes (engine) swap factory support to mclel instead
>>150596268They offered Antonelli to them already but JV doesn't want to train drivers for other teams anymore.
>2026 enginesrbpt will be an abortionmercedes is uberhunding it'll be shitso that leaves ferrari vs honda vs audilance stroll 2026 wdc
>>150596292>mercedes (engine) swap factory support to mclel insteadyeah, that's what they supposedly did with Aston Martin in 2023 and then Aston Martin had one of the slowest cars on the grid in the last 3rd of the season
>>150596307He's had a full season of F1, he's already trained:^)
>>150579792Prolific Serial Killer Dani Richter.
>>150596477>>150596477>>150596477
>>150596268>Williams is still the Mercedes bitch team,yes and nonow they want to be a real team lol
