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'stros
pepperjack
>>150572332for me it’s the $1.50 doggies
we're in here>>150572342>>150572342>>150572342
>>150572422we're all in here >>150572333>>150572333>>150572333
we’re all here>>150572437>>150572437>>150572437
>>150572332Jew food that's why they're all obese motzah suckers
oh he's such a special boy, the fun lovin baseball boy, wants to be like mickey mantle but most of all, he loved his dogs. Not a dog like you pet or chase around a brook, but a hot dog! He was always eatin em up, shovin as many as he could in his mouth. How we laughed! When we see him comin, we'd say "HOT DIGGY DOG!" and he'd slowly waddle around, give a greasy sly grin and pull out three hot dogs from his pocket! What a great game, what a great life. My favorite baseball players, all the hot dogs I want and a true American dream realized. We are very proud of him. RIP Fat faggot
This is the thread, then >>150572437
use this thread not the muncyfaggot shit
as a quick reminder, this was the first nu of the 3 posted
I love science, nintendo, american cheese, outer wilds, amateur milf porn, costco, primus, cats, breaking bad, the 'lot, and the 'dgers.
>>150582842the rightful nu
There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, and it happened in the 1932 World Series.The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, a full count and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers.No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. But The Babe was calling his shot. On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering home run. And even although he'd been a hero before that, that's pretty much how he became a legend.Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez became a neighborhood legend. It was in the greatest summer of my life... when he taught me to play baseball, and he became my best friend.And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in
I'm a muncyposter, but not that muncyposter. this thread was first so this is nu, then muncy, then smash burger.
>Ohtani won't pitch @ Baltimore this weekendHe really can't handle the East coast, huh?. Some of his worst starts have been at those ballparks, especially when the humidity is high.How the fuck are the Doyers gonna manage his starts in October?
A semen slurper at Miller Park tonight!
We're all over here!
For me it's the hotdog and soda combo
we had 3 options and muncyfags are picking the wrong one
>>150582910>make a muncythread>suddenly half a dozen anons scramble to make an alternative by and splits the genny a jillion waysmaybe don’t be a muncyposter then
>brewers vs phillies (these are the 2 best NL teams)
>Peralta only got thru 5>Brewers bullpenYeah I don't think they're winning this game
>>150583032maybe just post in a thread and ignore the op like you do anyway
muncyfags BTFO
>Brewers vs. Phillies (this is going to be the NLCS matchup btw)
Padres to Banana Ball when?
>RISP
no one wants to win this game
>2025 season starts>no Jews on >my team>today>Three (3) potential Team Israel representatives on >my teambros why...
Is Bohm elite?t. edmundo sosa truther
rare bohm triple now fucking hit him in god damn it
stott really needs to stop taking so many good pitches. he still does le patient hitter thing but he misses so many good pitches to hit
good shit trea
this game ain't ending 1-0
>>150583242Yeah, no.. that's a real possibility right now, honestly nearly napped right through this mess
this is the thread, right?
UNCLE ROBERTSON
now that streameast is dead, what are we using?
>>150583340vipbox
>>150583340MLBtv
>>150583340cable
do not reply to glowfaggots
>>150583384
If the phils' batting coach had literally any sense in him he would post a still frame of the base hit that started their postseason run at the stairs of the dugout
>>150583409It's insane watching them rediscover smallball every couple of weeks
>>150583409>SEA 3 - 0 TORFuck you Manoah
>>150583401>>150583384the retards who paid for premium are shitting their pants
so we're all rooting for a pirates sweep, right?
>JT Real shit
>>150583451I always root for the funniest outcome, followed by the most tragic, and then the most inspiring
>>150582892TEQUILA!! DA NA NANANA NA NA NA
JT bailed out of another absolute boneheaded throw
comfy kirsten :)
fucking bunt bader over
>two outs, one on?>nah, these pitchers need a runner in scoring position to light a fire under their assesBrewers are 0-10 with RISP, is he a genius?
>>150583340MLB TV like we always did
I think the DOYERS should play like a championship team!
Imagine the Padres losing a critical series to the Rockies that they are now on the outside looking in for a playoff spot.
>>150583531https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dz8ClW2nmyc He is the mastermind among catchers
>>150583533this is their world series tonight
my doyers will start winning any day now heh...
>>150583542padres don't fall out of the playoffs, the other 9 NL teams have all collectively decided already that they don't want to play in October
>>150583542Brother, the jints are taking us both down. Why do you still bark?
Oh yeah, it's Durantula time
>>150583562Listen up Moco-chan, the Padres will be in Dodger Stadium on Hololive 2026. You better show up this time.
wasn't Ohtani supposed to start today for their big "OHTANI VS SKENES" day?
>>150583582damn, instead we'll actually get to watch a good pitching matchup
>>150583451My pirates :)
I give my life, not for honor, but for youIn my time, there'll be no one elseCrime, it's the way I fly to youI'm still in a dream, Snake Eater
>>150583542You've been shitposting worse than usual and the Padres aren't even playing today. You miss us or something?
>>150583578>hololive night>padres vs dodgersdear god, it's going to be the worst day in the 2026 /mlb/ season...
>>150583582xe was supposed to start yesterday, but cramps of courseseems that 5 innings was too many, going to go back to opener role for 1 or 2 innings because it's impossible to let xer pitch from the bullpen (until next season when manfred changes the rules for xim again)
Great catch
strikeoutani
>skenes beat ohtanino...
Bring it on. Just fucking put us out of our misery Skenes. KILL US!
SKENES FUCKS YA
>>150583598I can't get on a ladder without saying "what a thrill" anymore.
for me it’s a hot dog with a toasted bun, a light Greek yogurt spread on the bun, sun dried tomatoes, and a little pesto sauce on top
the 'cord is here to seethealejandro in 3, 2...
IF WE CAN'T BE THE BEST, WE CAN BE THE WORST!
this is the end of the road for my doggies. we will finish as a .500 team
GG Brewers, see ya in the playoffs.
>>150583671been playing sub .500 ball for 3 months now
>dodger centric talk>not using the muncy threadcringe
>>150583606It'll be awesome, you get to watch the Padres get btfo while listening to FuwaMoco.
>RushingLet's get this started
fweddie :3
>>150583684I don't even know what to say at this point. This problem is much better than injuries and I'm not going to put it on anyone in particular, even Conforto and Scott.
>>150583700worked out well in 2025, huh?
go go go
>>150583700>thinking the DOYERS can get the hololive buff without Gura
>Rushing>Rushing the ball to first causing an error
>watching my doggies get plundered to melancholic music on full blastyep... it's over bros...
kek doyerpacos
save us ohtani-san
>>150583700you're getting too comfortable here. please go (and kys)
gg brewcrew, that was an odd series
>Blake Smelly
Smother us with a pillow, take us out back, drive the dagger in, twist the blade, do it pie rats... this is the end
SHE'S MY WIFEI ALREADY CLAIMED HER
BIG FLY CONFORTO-SANEXTEND HIM FRIEDMAN!
That's ok cutch I still love you :)
Doyers doom posting is reserved for my poopoopeepeecacapoodres
>>150583787cringe
I think the dodgers should score some runs!
>>150583795I think you should kys
>>150583800rude!
>>150583795no
>>150583795I think they shouldn't
>conforto upeliminate us, preferably via orbital cannon so the death is instantaneous
>>150583800>>150583804based>>150583795>>150583802cringe
>>150583795this guy don't know ball!
>>150583818it's reddit
Ah, so Conforto is up against Skenes.
Lets get our fill of shitposting without consequences Padrebros :)
>Alexis Diaz DFA'dif there is one thing the Doggies shouldn't do, is get rid of pitchers lol. Do they seriously want more innings of Yates ball?
>>150583804yeah huh
>>150583836>>150583800
if the phillies can learn to beat the mets they might have a chance
don't reply to astromiguel
>popped up>coforto fighting for his soul so he can play another yearno... no...
My teeball team was the Pirates so I will therefore be rooting for them today
>the longest at bat against Skenes is Conforto
>>150583858Based teeballer.
>doyerpaco is seething about trashcans unprompted againIT"S KINO
>he struck out looking
I thought Ohtani was the spark carrying the Dodgers to victory, how come he's been in the lineup every day and they still lose?
>>150583871you can tell they're zoomzoom since they seethe about yankees, astros, and padres, 3 teams that are historically not rivals to the doyers
>>150583860guaranteed extension
skenes going to throw a no hitter
>>150583889TEN YEARS, 400 MILLION, HE DESERVES IT! FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>volpiss is outhitting cumfarto
I THINK THE DODGERS SUCK
doggie doos got em seething again by simply existing kek
>>150583911you and me both
>NOOOOO DON"T MAKE FUN OF MY BILLIONAIRE TEAM!!!
Pages is the dumbest, most selfish player I've ever seen.
No one wants to win the AL West or NL West
Doggie doo'em!
>>150583935kek they really do be like that
damn dodgers really do be living rent free in your heads lol
it's happening again...
watching dodgers games these days feels like a chore
>>150583926>>150583971>can't go 10 minutes without postinggrim
Guys football is about to be on
>>150583984OH NO!!!!!!!!
>>150583984pregame is just as important as the actual game, chud, go watch the singing and dancing
>blake sneed
>>150583984Good, some of you should fuck off over there
>TrioLOLget fucked
w-what?
kek doggy doodoos
>bases loaded>ozzy osborne playedcringe
Reap what you sow Doyers
>>150583683they're not making it out of the ds
freddie :)
>>150583979Just like my Yankees.
>>150584023have you tried not loading the bases
>>150584023no, that's kino
piRISPs lol
today I will remind them >>150583982
>>150584040Kek, it's kino!
>>150584049>reminded that you're seething and that the dodgers live rent freethanks!
snell looks like this really light-skinned filipino guy i know. what is snell anyway? mutt?
doyerpacos seething kek
>5 pitches2 outs
>>150584070>>150583982
RUSHING!
>>150584081American, chud
>kim played phone games during his downtimewhat game? i think the idolm@ster cinderella girls starlight stage and that blue archive game
Crushin'
>>150584101when is the parade?
>>150584107NIKKE, he'll join the Padres next season so he can enjoy Nikke Night at petco park next year
walktani
>>150584125>>150583982
>>150584125>>150584127when's the parade?
pussy ass skenes
skenes rattled after that double
>>150584134>>150584131>NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT BASEDBAWLS!!!!
>>150584121
>>150584110he watched it a little too long for a rookie still finding his bat, he could have stretched that into a triple
>expecting dookie butts to come through
could the pirates broadcasters sound any less alive? bro sounds like he should be reading the news on NPR not calling ballgames
>dookie butts
>doesn't even hustle to 2ndliability all around
>>150584160White people are goodt. Asian
>>150584160>>150583660
>doyers in charge of developing catchers
>doggie doosKEK!
>>150584229i do. he's based and makes brown gays seethe
>getting beat by tommy phamKEK
Pham MINDFUCKED barger
Mookie didn't even dive for that. What the actual fuck.This team is mentally checked out.
>>150584286least forced /mlb/ meme
I fucking hate Silksong man why’d they get rid of the Ducktales bounce?
we need TOMMY E
>>150584317we need max munchy
the chihuahuas will never make me fall for the hype
GET 'EM, DODGER MEXICANSTHE PIRATEPACOS
>>150583425>all the choke artists from those runs are gonethis year we have our revenge
what the fuck did the dodgers do to teo man, hes shit now
Classic Conforto!
GUYS FOOTBALL SOON
2 long ABs for Conforto tonight. Just won himself a $100M extension>>150584420They paid him.
baseball and trusted ips capable of posting images in soccer threads
yea, I'm thinking we get shut out for a second night in a row. doyers just picked up the contract of some catcher batting .095 (-0.5 WAR). You read that correctly. If you thought the buddy kennedy era was bad? Just wait and see. This is going to get so much worse.
>>150584451football is stupid
>>150584420He went on the dodger dog diet and now he can't run anymore
It's time for Yankees baseball.
>>150584472>dodgers fan learns what a backup catcher is
Hopefully the Yankees win, because I didn't like taking all that shit from you assholes last night.
>fucking Minneapolis and the never-ending weather delay
first overall pick, Henry Davis
>>150584517>building a northern latitude stadium without a retractable roofYou deserve this suffering
>>150584519hey at least he made it
>>150584499lmao the faggot is here
>>150584487he cant hit either
>>150584564Based 3rd person talker.
>>150584420he started the season off very strong but went on the il for a groin strain or some shit and hasn't been the same since he returned.
GIFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHALOS TAKE THE LEAD
>>150584598>more womanly faggotrytypical of NY, but it's more of a personal thing for you
>>150584547A legendary bust is still legendary I guess.
Expert team bullpen rape balk and rosin
You Fucking pieces of Shit Shitbirds!How can this Fucking Bullshit possibly be allowed in a modern respected sport!? We need Robot Umps Fucking yesterday because they are costing players Fucking games!And you Fucking Frogposters just sit here supporting this nonsense. You stole a Fucking game from the Yankees yesterday?
>>150584598I chuckled
>>150572332Thank you for the non-gay threads.
Hello I am here to hatewatch the Skankees throw the series to the GOATstros. btw I see Doyers also collapsing
>>150584721The best baseball player of all time...
>>150584737we still got it we still got it
Man I wish the dodgers had more players like the pirates. You know the kind that actually try
Skenes just lowered his ERA below 2
y backwards K?
>>150584711Every thread is gay when it has doyerfags
>>150584794they're doing it on purpose for entertainment purposes
>>150584801there is nothing wrong with ꓘ
>>150584844Haha homo u felt called out
Based gay-hating doyerfags
>Smelly
>my padres didn't play today so we close the gap no matter what if the dodgers lose
yeah these dodgers arent doing shit in the postseason
Tonight we are all 'Strosbros
>BB due to a timer ruleChristian hasn’t pitched in 2 yrs, pls understand
>2-0an insurmountable lead for the doylers to overcome. it's over.
>sneed
>>150584997>blake sneed>paul sneeds
phams got 10 years left in him
>intentionally load baseshere comes the punishment
>>15058507210 years to life if he dont check himself
>intentionally walking 2025 CutchSnell is broken
>>150585072not swinging like that
i ain't exactly suicidally depressedbut i ain't exactly not suicidally depressed
4-0
dodgers fucking SUCK
dodgers are broken
>>150584967i need the yanks to win
it's over
lmao>purposely walks a player so more runs scorebrilliant
>>150585092lol
>>150584797Snell just raised his ERA above 3 lol
Yea, that's why you don't intentionally walk. It rarely works out and it rapes you.
>DOYERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>150584624What is a womanly faggot?
OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE FOOTBALL GAME
>>150585141Snell? more likeCannotpitch lol
>>150585159
>keep signing former Padre pitchers>they sabotage your team and lose you a playoff spotWhen will the Doggies learn. Watch them attempt this again next year with Cease or Robert Suarez lol
>it was 0-0 doggiedoos kek!
We done been knowing this was gonna happen with Snell. He has been getting Fucking lucky but his WHIP is too Fucking high and his xERA is too Fucking high so it was coming.
why the fuck did the nfl schedule eagles cowboys? cowboys are fucking dogshit
Just get Snell out, fuck this. Bring up some career AA pitchers and lets just rest arms and shoulders for next season.
>>150585215He was getting just enough whiffs for his mistakes to not get punished, but he ran out of luck tonight.
>>150585255thanks
is this the doyerpacos WS?
DOYER COLLAPSE ABOUT TO BE HISTORIC
Doyers are mentally broken.Zero leadership in this team.
dodgers gave up those runs on purpose for entertainment purposes it's all part of the plan
Holy crap the Los Angels Dodgers of Mexico
Padres, come and take first place. You've earned it.
ohtani up there blowing a dick
>>150585355No we haven't lol this team is gonna shit the bed against the Rockies
>>150585255I'm watching but primetime game threads are too fast. Cozy regular season game threads are how I like to post.
>>150585355>Padres meanwhile:
>>150585355Lmao you have too much confidence in us
Imagine getting swept by the Pirates
Dodgers dynasty is cancelled
>jankee defense
I swear on everything this team is going to finish under .500. The Dave Roberts meltie will fracture the team for good and Friedman will be forced to part ways with half the roster.
BLOATani >>150585375id love to see thatdodgers fan btw
>>150585422I can
>Rice is still learning the positionCome on Michael it’s first base
the dodgers are punting their season so they can go "SEEEEEEEEEEE THE PAYROLL DOESN'T MATTER, SO WE'RE ALLOWED TO OFFER AND DEFER A BILLION DOLLARS ON EVERY PLAYER AND TURN JAPAN INTO OUR FARM SYSTEM"
>>150585235no matter how shit the cowboys are americans will tune in plus its a rivalry game
fuck Freeman and his gay-ass veneers
dodgers deferred another win
Volpe doing Volpe things
Skenes ties the NL strikeout leaderboard, if he wasn't on the Pirates he might have had a shot at the triple crown this year.
Frauddie Fraudman lol
>Dodgers >Cowboys
>RISPstros
>>150585606>they both wear blue and whitetruly a choker color
>RISPstros>0/4 with RISPThey literally gave you an out and you still didn’t drive in a run
>>150585606>Fuwawa is a fair-weather fanas expected
Feels like players no longer give a fuck. Has Roberts lost the clubhouse?
>PadgersWe both fucking suck and neither one of us is gonna make it out the first round of the playoffs
I'm caramelizing some onions right now and it takes so long, bros.
>>150585779where here with you, bro, stay strong
>>150585764They're sleepwalking into the postseason. They won a 'chip last year so the hunger isn't there anymore.
>>150585778dodgers gonna win WS again
>>150585697the game just started. just wait until the astros figure it out.
>>150585606>being a Cowshits fanKEK
by this time last year, the padgers were still only a game or two away from each other, but they both had near 90 wins
>>150585779French onion soup? Very based.
;__;
big bro doyers I actually enjoy the banter between us. I like most of you, except for Fuwawa. Fuwawa a shit
>>150585944>i don't want the surgery, what if I take too long to recover!!!!>every team has to tell me how to fix my arm without getting surgery or else i'm not joining!>i'm playing like shit, the dodgers pitching staff has to fix my arm without making me get surgery!he's going to have his career end at 25 because he's so stubborn
imagine not being in the sticky right now
conforto carrying this team
Extend Conforto NOW
Here comes the RISPgers...
how's skenes going?
>monkey eat two banana>monkey never cramp
Can Skenes become the best pitcher of all time? Or does he face "pitching limitations in the modern era" that won't make him be considered better than the greats
>>150586283He already pitched 6 shutout innings
>>150586165He also posted in /cfb/ a year or two ago again and think he was a Bama fan. I'd find the post but too lazy lol
I love science, nintendo, the ‘lot, new england IPAs, smash burgers with pepperjack cheese (never american cheese!), cute doggos, post-hardcore music, david lynch films, immaculate grids, the infinite jest, telling people how overrated the godfather is, primus, breaking bad, amateur milf porn, fangraphs, bill nye the science guy, the oort cloud, marijuana, outer wilds, jomboy breakdowns, petco park and mariners baseball.
>>150586305The second he leaves Pittsburgh to take a high level contract from a big market team, he's going to become astronomically shit
>>150586257
YORDONG
>>150586305He's currently on the deGrom trajectory, but he seems more durable due to the recent advances in pitching science. Skenes side arm delivery is also proven to put less strain on his body.
>that was the lowest exit velocity Yordan has hit the ball in the past 2 games>it was a homerunwhew
>>150586333I like the Buckeyes when it comes to college ball.
>>150586305Well the """pitching greats""" faced part time plumbers. He's definitely special though. Can't wait for the yankees to throw a billion at him
>>150586313did he get a standing ovation?
Come on Yankees, win.
>>150586487Yeah
>>150586305basically impossible for a modern pitcher to reach the innings pitched that the old guys did, so he will never come close to the WAR those guys have. he can keep his ERA low tho
This is not a serious team still having Hendricks in the rotation
>>150586487all 200 people in the stadium stod
Yeah Jazz got crippled on that play
>jazz hurtTank now
>first play of the season>some dude immediately gets injured, out for the game>some other dude fucking spits on the other team's captain, out for the gameMy Phillies have a six game division lead and just won a series against the best team in baseball, why is everyone around me only talking about this?
very considerate of manfred to have fewer games on the first day of the NFL
>>150586483I still hate you
>>150586581They'll lower the HoF standards for the recent starters. Guys like deGrom and Cole are basically already HoFers because of this.
>>150586483>Dodgers>Cowboys>Ohio StateWtf is this combination?
>>150586357oof madone
>>150586703default paco
>doyers down by 5 runs>skenes out of the gameabout 5 minutes before we get spam about ohtranny hitting a home run
>>150586703
Altuve is literally and figuratively a Yankees killer
rushing in no rush to do something
>>150586810the irony is that his .250 batting average against them is like the 20th worst in his careermeanwhile, Aaron Judge's .198 against the Astros is his worst
Dilgers are homosex and from Yucatan sorrow mines
>>150586765mound visit to switch out the balls to the juiced ones
>>150586826No one on this team looks like they want to do anything
>>150586939meds
>>150586703Also>lives in San Diego
>Jazz dead2017 and 2022 wasn't enough for you?
>Ohtani can't even garbagetime homerun anymorefraud MVP
doyerpacos thought that was a homerun
>>150586971not him, but never taking your faggot meds!
>>150587026how many times have you tributed to these images you hoard?
Even Doyer fouls are sodomites
>his name is dreyerpost it, anon
crazy how the Poodres and Doyers are both just blowing it right nowdid Manfred make the call and say this is the year of the jints?
DODGERS FANS LOVE YOHAN RAMIREZ!!!!!
>poodres and doyers after finishing the season seriesI'm definitely not crying
>>150587073Biktarvy?
>>150587109the padres lost back to back series for entertainment purposes. they'll sweep the rockies twice and last minute take back the west!
>Doc Gooden was a huge sweaterYeah Cone cause he was going through withdrawal
>checked out broadcast crew>zero hopethis is it, huh?
12 baserunners in 5 innings is not sustainable.
>>150587109manfred called to tell the dodgers to lose on purpose for now for entertainment purposes
>dodgers trying to rally, down 5
When does hope turn into cope?
Asstrosbros...
MCMAHON BOMB
>Astrofags in charge of keeping ex Rockwad Yankme asshead in yard
MOOKIE BASH
no shutout I guess
>now mookie is the garbagetime hitter
RYMAC
>>150587522when you hanging the new banner?
dodgers on the board
Pirates ship out to be torpedoed
>>150587559kek
THAT'S OUR WORLD SERIES FOR THIS GAME, BABY
>>150587109Pivetta is so overdue for a stinker, especially in Coors field. I don't wanna be a negative nancy, but if our hitters can't hit shit ass teams, this team is so fucked. Bullpen just going to be more tired out, and losing Jason Adam to a freak accident trip, yeah idk how long our crappy asss SP will last. They traded Kolek and Bergert because we thought King was coming back, now this dude just all hurt or missing. The only offense we have is just O'hearn, Sheets and Lauerano lol
>IT WAS 0-5
>>150587542kill all AI posters
JUDGED
ALL RISE
>>150587598i'll be waiting. you better bring a weapon
Jinx alert
teo is so ass bros, man needs to be a DH and therefore traded away
JUST FUCKING KILL US ALREADY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>getting swept by MY Bucs kwab
Astro's turn to chimpout today?
Rice!
the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
conforto still carrying this team
just end the fucking game already holy shit man.
HERE COMES THE COLLAPSE
You know what, I think i will go to Costco for some Pizza and a Glizzy.
>>150587767Framber's melty was cinema.
>>150587860get a chicken bake
Padrebros...?
GO GO GO>>150587855TRUE
Where is sausage girl, dodgers got this.
TAKE THIS GUY OUT
STOP GETTING HITS. JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY. DIE YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT
Bucs choking
>pie rats
>>150587860fatass
People say Stanton is good, and he has at bats like that with swings like that.
my pirates :(
>>150587928entertainment purposes
>need someone to hold the lead>send a man named "Holderman" to clean up the messjinxing themselves
>7.89era
>bringing on a nigga with 7 ERAPirates were told to throw it
>>150587950this if the dodgers lose. the league wants everyone to think they're down and out only to steamroll their way to another WS
>>150587944you mean faggot mike? speak english
>>150588019that means the Dodgers won't get a hit off of him lol
Korean manlet ain't it
>>150588030manfred made the call
And this is it. The Dodgers lose 2-5
>pitch clock violation walkAre you serious?
>>150588038what a story that would be
>walking in a run
Pitch timer violation walk in run
>The .095 backup catcher is here JUST
>>150588081*3-5
Interesting pinch hitter
>last out>.095 batting average
I laughing
>>150588120Classic.
The umps are apologizing for yesterday.
the dodgers secret weaponRODGERVET
>swept by the piratesKEKINI
swept by the fucking pirateswhat a shit team
welp buccos win
gg bucs
good series, pirates
>>150588183no it wasn't KEK
>Dodgers make it a point not to play guys the day they're shuttled in >Put in a guy hitting .095 because the game is "over"Another Dave Roberts masterclass
my pirates :)
Perhaps the worst umped series I’ve ever seen for both teams. This is getting ridiculous.
>mock the padres for getting swept by the berds>get swept by the pirates who have a worse record than them>they're about to face the berds next
new pirates fan here
>game end with a Buddy Kennedy level playerit really doesn't get any more comical than this.
>>150588133Yankee legend.
>>150588243its okay we will probably lose to the Rockies
>>150588243The Orioles have been a better team than the Dodgers since July 5th. Dodgers: 22-29Orioles: 26-27We're collapsing at historic pace. The team will finish just barely over .500, sinking to third place.
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ROBERTS DOINGIS RUSHING HURT?WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
dodgers been losing these games on purpose for entertainment purposes, they want that moment in the world series where in a year that has been so improbable the impossible happens, it's all part of the plan
>>150588263nu fundies don't even know what you're babbling about
At this point I’ve come to accept the ump fuckery. Whatever happens happens
is it true that Volpe is the next Jeter?
Dear Dodger fans. I want to use this as a hand-holding moment to help you think critically. You will never experience the true joy of winning because you are a high-spend large market with high expectations. You are sheep being exploited by corporate sponsors and your franchise represents the problem of greed in MLB. Therefore winning isn’t even that fun and being a loser franchise is an embarrassment. You should go become Angels fans because most of you bandwagons live closer to Anaheim. Remember, when the Padres win it actually means something and it’s a lot more fun for us. We are truly the AGAINST ALL ODDS team. You will NEVER be us. You will NEVER have more fun as us. San Diego will ALWAYS be a nicer city than Los Angeles.Have a wonderful day!P.S. I hope Sasaki can find a decent Japanese restaurant in the middle of Oklahoma.
Astros can't win without a little chicanery.
Swept by the Pirates? Fuck outta here. Dodgers are absolute frauds.
I don't trust Fermin
>>150588513Based post
>autism
>>150588584the one on the right is the most convincing
>>150588513>has a higher payroll than the Red Sox shut up nigga
>>150588194entertainment purposes
>>150588607Imagine having that saved on your hard drive. Fuck is wrong with people.
Yankee cum buckets ate rusty and leak cum
>>150588600I was right to not trust him.
With the loss, the Dodgers have the worst 52-game stretch (22-30) of Dave Roberts' tenure as the team's manager. It’s Doc's 2nd-worst record (78-62) after 140 games, surpassing the 2018 team by two wins.
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>>150588755no
>>150588514>chikanery
>>150588513i do like the angels. they're the only two i'll watch + the whole family watched them win. i'm thinking of betting on angels to win a freeway series next year. this year was the year to really do it
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>>150588805yes
>>150588734He's definitely lost the clubhouse, right?
