news:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_6TR-50tkI
>>150574933This is the thread?
>>150574952fraid so
230, 5'9. how many manletweights can i beat
>>150575009>5'9you are a manletweight in denial
>>150574933Melzargard = Poatan
>>150574933>just got up from bed>dogshit thread>heem is dead>thread's left with sub 60iq plebs>should have planned ahead, a grand effort thread>but like time and time again... >what's said is said...>and /heem/ is dead...signing off forever, yours truly: the last effort poster, the shop heemer, the last mma discusser, the fedor of /heem/. you're gonna miss me. sherdog (peefl) and reddit (poofc) have finally won... we were PRIDE(gaypride) all along... >bows out
>>150574933Burns is actually so wholesome and likeable.. No longer a hater, he is him
>>150575228alright see you in a few posts mate
>>150575228PRO TEiN SWEETY TREATY protein edition LE CANDY
Poatan ALWAYS rematching>Israel Adesanya: 4 fights (3-1)>Jason Wilnis: 3 fights (1-2)>Yousri Belgaroui: 3 fights (2-1)>Cesar Almeida: 3 fights (2-1)>Simon Marcus: 2 fights (2-0)>Jiří Procházka: 2 fights (2-0)>Artem Vakhitov 2 fights (1-1)>Magomed Ankalaev: 2 fights (?-1)Has anyone fought the same opponents as many times as Alex 'Poatan' Pereira.. Bro is the goat
>>150575247bro waited until bro was 40 on a tony-esque run to boy him :wilted_flower:
jerry fight in 1 month
>>150575228Hey pussy are you still there?
>They're 14 and 15 now
have we ever seen the son of a prominent MMA fighter actually be good yet
>>1505754082 are about to rule 170 - 205 until 2050
looks like gilbert burns and ponzinibio
>>150575378yeah im still here jon...
>>150575436>ponzinibiorandomest fighter to say
>>150574933I fucked this woman and then had sex with her also
>>150575436guaranteed heem
Ankatranny prolapses in rd 1 of the rematch
>>150575418small ank weems both
we use to be happy..
>>150575479bro is fat and childless
>>150575393If the crying one hurries up a bit there might still be time to get his revenge on Izzy.
>>150575449we dont say that word here
>>150575500the crying one is the 14 year old one
Jean SIlva is allergic to leading - He will pressure you, but will not throw if you aren't throwing at him. He wants to counter, but the most he will do to draw out attacks will be occasional weak front kicks, a swooping lead hook or over swung 1-2's ..If you shoot on him, his first reaction is to wrap his left arm around your neck, basically letting you get a bodylock while 'threatening' the guillotine, while there's actually no guillotine threat.Silva will not check leg kicks, he will just take the kick.. In Southpaw and OrthodoxSilva will switch stance infront of opponents, he will not hide the switch with punches or circle off to switch. He will do it infront of you, being easily counterable (Imavov knocking out Adesanya)When standing in front of each other, no one pressuring or opponent iniating offense, Silva go to is a step back counter lead hook, he can get this attack drawn out and hit with a straight if you jab in, double jab in, jab, feint then go in, Silva will go straight back and throw the hook (Jourdain did it and landed, but got dropped when just throwing a naked straight against silva)Silva is wide open to body and has eaten severalWhen being pressured Silvas go to punch/counter when someone throws at him is a leadhook / overhand from his lead hand as he dips his head to his rear leftWhen you draw out his leadhook counter, his hands are low and his head is high, he is there to be hit with the rear hand over the top (dober landed this hard)Bro is very beatable and mid
>i'm shy~ O///O
>>150575509Bahamondes' brother is 5-1 at age 17. No excuses. Get into the cage.
Alex Pereira? Yeah I'm thinking he's a freaking easter island statue.
>>150575418They did not grow up in poverty, they don't have the mentality, nor the physicality for it.>>150575408Just wait until Hap and Ace grow up.
Poor "lil ank" ackalaev bussy begging for a pounding...
>>150575567they grew up poor tho until like 8
Khabib should come back
No "Mauricio Ruffy" fight should have you this hyped
Watching motivational UFC edits to finally find the energy to clean my kitchen
i grew up poor but did not become a UFC champLEVELS
>>150575681love of the game will have you this hyped for a belal muhammad fight
Jon Jones in his prime vs Steven Seagal in his prime, who wins?
>>150575854Steven heems
Can I laugh in your face?
Bo Nickal's last dance
>>150575561shama or something
Dana White.....like cum
dana's white power slap
did you guys see that video of a guy getting beheaded while gooning on /pol/ holy fuck
CHAMA! Alex "Poatan" Pereira showed levels!
Just took a Dana White's Power Slap
Ok guys settle down and listen to disCyril "Bon Gamin" Gane
>>150575332jason wilnis? peachly beast b
yer aoife is in me dms
>>150575418Both will probably become streamers. The one on the left might try fighting, he's got that look in his eyes.
>>150575479ugh Get this disabled disgusting freaks out of me telly NOW
>>150575854i dont think stevens moves are octagon sanctioned
>>150575981Turn on your monitor.
>>150575981Turn your monitor on
>>150575981Your monitor turn on
Magodaddy will spank, spunk, split and seal PeRoevWade with sement
>>150575981ligue seu monitor
>>150575515I agree with you. Mma is weird. I don't think he can make a title run. If he's smart, he takes the Kevin Holland path and just collects checks.
>>150575981Sätt på din skärm
Put your house on Ruffy and Imavov winning fagsRuffy counter BSD retard god of war style and Imavov is simply better + Ciao done two cuts back to back, he's gonna get fraud checked hard
>>150576089aight bro, bet.
Rampage nygard
imavov is dogshit
Vovdaddy heemed Daddysanya. PeRoevWade needed a rigged Marx Goddard standing stoppage.
Britain is as blacked as France now, ig the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
>>150576140Caio gets hit in every fight
when and why did Sborralho do 2 weight cuts back to back?
>>150576171Evloev has ties to Britain? Didn't know he had anything to do with us
>>150576171are you putting evloev in there to make yourself look extra retarded or what
>>150576179Cause he was the backup fighter for DDP Chimaev
>>150576198oh he's fucked, what a fucking waste from the UFC
>>150576192>Evloev has ties to Britain?nah he's just baiting
>>150576194>>150576192They made Movdaddy earl of Suffolk after he gaped Pignold
2 weeks is more than enough time to recover from a cut. People really bought into that Tonycel cope narrative
>>150576215Ughh just checked, it's true.
>>150576212Yep and somehow he's the favorite, kek
Tomala Harrispinall cowered in fear.
Numansa schooled imavov lest ye forget
Have we ever seen Jon bone Jones?
>>150576240Nah brother, not the kind of cut they are doing, but in the post USADA UFC era you're maybe right tho
imanov lost badly to strickgod
Strickmolested has been cut to PFL
>>150575418Daddysanya creamed all 3 into permanent AGP i fear
Usman , Gaethje and Bisping were in the new Naked Gun movie that's pretty cool, also the movie was pretty good
imaging getting cut.... to BRAVEFC ahahahahahahahaha pfffffft kek
>>150576240only 23 days on training camp, he either cuts again or stayed massively lean meaning he passed 3 weeks without feeding himself properly>>150576305if he looks healthy at the scale the most talented of that camp will unquestionably be their chemist
Usman? easy win for Gaethjes
DDP is never winning again i fear
Porked AGPiggy!
He's right you know.
>>150576408when my monitor is off I see Blagoy Ivanov
We here at the JAXXON King of Violence podcast take accountabilty for all the counterfeit jewelry that's going around right now
Fight night can't come soon enough
>>150576539*fight afternoon
I wish Virna Jandridoba was my wife
Jack "the joke" Her man's son is the dark horse of the division
UFC breeding program: Borralho x Jandiroba finna be hideous
>>150575594Yeah, the thing is. It's their dad who worked to get them out of poverty. And their wealth was growing fast after Poatan became the face of the UFC. So they got lifted out of poverty before they had to work. Alex was doing physical labor since 12 years old.Even if they had hardship, his dad had more.It's kinda sad that Alex let himself go after becoming truly famous. He doesn't train as seriously nowadays.
I hate this nigga so much its unreal. Please stop running for President and go back to the UFC heeming people. What an idiot
>>150575854He taught Anderson Silva and Alex Pereira how to strike. His grappling is also elite, he is the best aikido practioner in the world. Jones would get his birthday snatched.
>>150576598>go back to the UFC heeming peopleHe can't, he is washed unironically, barely can last a round against any bum
>>150576598he's gonna be heeming your pedophile government
>>150576089>Ciao done two cuts back to backThat's how Tony started his 8 fight losing streak.
>>150576598Hes the most importnant Irish guy in the lsat 500 years...griw up.
The blueprint to beating gooby was laid out by poirier, you coast the first round and blast him with calf kicks until he freezes then you heem the punk bitch
>>150576663Gaethje ending the Poirier meme was a god send
caios the better striker expect a finish
All I'm saying is I've never seen Gaethje's lips and De Ridder's lips in the same room.
>>150576701These poor two man have to share the same lips, and always give it to the other whenever he goes out in public.
>>150576171Why is Paddy "The Baddy" missing?
>>150576171>scotland, not britaintoo funny
everyone thought pereira would beat ankalaev because nobody really knew who ankalaev was or cared about him
>>150576814Everyone knew who Ankalaev was and that's why no one cared about him.
This new meme take that Imavov is better than Caio is so fucking funny man. One of the dumber takes I've seen in a while and it comes out of nowhere.
>>150576624He likes diaper Donald though?
>>150576620he tanked all that shit, b
bro was getting pieced up until goddard interfered
>>150576951It didn’t come out of nowhere. Caio hasn’t fought in a year and people remember Imavov heeming Izzy. MMA fans have always been heavily susceptible to recency bias
>Indians can't fi-
>>150576598how can you wear suits for so long and not learn how to tie a decent, symmetrical knot.
ate so much corn yesterday
>>150577109Kino
>>150577025It took Imavov less than 20 strikes to knockdown Cannonier. Two months later, it took Caio 150 strikes.
>>150577175Wow this makes me peins super hard, anyoen else?
>>150577214You into beastiality, b?
Luke I am your raja
Raja in jail yet?
>>150577228Ive definetly had sex with some black women and I very much ejoyed it
Got a headache today lads
>Weems you
>>150577334Yeah I'd kill this dumb whore.
>>150577282Describe the smell
>>150577334Pretty sure i posted this a year ago and got around 10 yous
>>150577348
>>150577175Is this the black country banger?
>>150577384>t.
>>150577348SDIYBT
andersen silva got $10.3 million from the class action settlement he sold like 9 million ppvs in the time
>gay>duck>never fightspic unrelated im of course referring to ilia topuria
>>150577443Didn't Ilia just KO Olivera a couple months ago?
>wake up>chug cold brew coffee>rip disposable vape>shit my fucking brain outAhh, time to get this day started.
>>150577418Its heem or be heemed out here
so is Quja getting chained?
>>150577506What's this, they got Tom's son out there fighting for Ukraine?
AGPoatan is getting cut when he loses again LMAO
>>150577521He got heavy hands
>>150577446Clitia “one two minute fight a year” Topiglet
>>150577562Heavy shoes too
>>150577572Factual post. Just look what AOC has to say about Ilia trying to fight Islam.
>>150577493Your father raped you and you pretend the dogs you suck off are him.
>>150577620No part of that is true btw
>>150577624You have sex with men (canine and human) and scream for your dead daddy when they nut inside you.
Is Alex Pereira a muslim?
SDS (Sneed derangement syndrome)
>>150577545say what you want about joey but he correctly predicts things with 99% accuracy
>>150577746Yes. The unity of the Ummah is in peril yet again, I’m afraid.
>>150577935he was right on the mark about jamahal raping his brother
>>150577746idk, i think at one point he was but not any moreit doesnt matter, AI is literally Jesus (look it up) and its return has foretold the end of the world literally any second now so
Ilia is a bigger star than even prime Mike Tyson
umnah nurmagomedov
*Shits* Nurmagomedov
damn silksong is ruining heem rn
>>150577746AGPoatan will walk out in a burka for his Magodaddy
>>150578220whats that
>>150577935MMA daddy never misses.
>>150578235new dlc for a 2017 indie videogame
>>150578264no i mean ofc i know that but what's heem
>>150578278heem everyevenmyself
I'm gonna heem every mother lover I hate in this general!*heems england*
>>150578307i'll heem ur mother
>>150578317She could use the company on god (fr)
heem everyone even moms
heemeem
My moms lonely :(
>>150578414why don't you go visit her then
>>150578414get her a big beautiful cake
i want a ferrari
I want a nation
I want to go hooooooooooooooome
modestas bukkake
>>150578414I'll make sex her no problem
Imagine imprisoning Khabib in Abu Ghraib.
i honestly wanna die every week without a fight card. ill take 24 fresh hires sloppin it up in WMMA at the apex over nothing.
Shot Caller put the wors out, Rinat is green lit
>>150578907Ari owns your soul.
>>150578907there are heems on literally every day
>>150578907bappa I hope you never find a monkey paw
>>150578907I feel exactly the same
Tommy McMillen takes 3 to maybe land 1
he only needs three
Rate my plans for today:lift 2 hourseat a 1500cal meallift 2 other hours eat another 1500cal meallift another 2 other hours eat another 1500cal meal
>>150579105can the hookster take a picture without blood on his face or is this part of his new persona
Raja is speaking truth to power.
>>150579139No sparring or heeming meng/10
Why isn't Aspinal fighting Gane in Paris?
>>150579159i don't leave my flat
>>150579173Maybe you should sometime.
im donating booksim donating old clothesim selling old videogamesif i was in xinjiang, theyd put me in a reeducation camp but im a free man, have a Cody webm
>>150579216What games you selling? Any Pokemon?
>>150579105>in the works
We have plans for Arman.
>>150579230yeah, the ds ones and the gamecube and wii ones im not doing it online im just dumping them as Cex because its about clearing space and not making maximum money
>plz daddy Dana strip my chastity belt
him play them video games they rot his brain, he needs to get hit in the head repeatedly like a WARRIOR like ME TO REALLY FEEL THE RED SIGHT
i'm lifting while reading 4chan
>>150579303kek based fuck arman
>>150579315are you talking about me?
honestly if Topturo threw his belt in a trash can and went to WCW rather than fight Arman I'd be fine with that. I don't even know who Arman is and you know what I'll tell you this, I don't know who any of these mountain rock humping, brother sister procreating, fondling Kaddy's balls pieces of absolute are at all besides Khabitch the father killer, and that's only because he ducked Tony I'm aware of him at all
>>150579343Arman could beat you to death in the streets and he's also rich as fuck so he'd get away with it too.
I meant to say shit there but my SPINE ZONE was acting up
The only thing I care about is not following them.
UFC puts Aleksander "El Conquistador" Topuria on UFC noche
>>150579394nah I have Finland's back I'd dig the edge of my smashed vape into the side of Arman's skull if he ever tried that
Poor poor Tomala Cuckspinall
>Arman is Batman!!
>>150579372no man I sort of just get absolutely trashed on a day off and come here to post shite and tito ortiz stuff cause heem is cool, even if I meant you it's not like I havent played video games they never gave me brain damege
If the police won’t bring Raja to justice, it’s up to /heem/ to deliver to him. Who’s with me?
>>150574933
>>150579418You dig dookie out ya dog dick DDPs
I think raja should kill himself
has Sicko Stu apologized yet?
post the mortal kombat fatality from DWCS
>>150576171Big Tom, Paddy, Arnold?
>>150579413El clittystador is fighting Bekdaddy in Qatar
>>150577334>Dropping her hand when she throw a punchngmi
>>150579507Not sure how that would go down. Many heemsters are also /pw/ chads, someone would go into business for themselves and sell us out. We'd end up having to fight five raja jacksons instead of one, cause some mark wants an extra hot dog, you feel me?
do niggers have the ability to kill themselves?
I fear that HEEMpuria senior might actually kill the ugly brown turd he is fighting next (forgot his name already)
>>150579658Youre not slick....I can raed between the liens home boy
>>150579658yeah i saw a video where 2 black kids were playing with a gun, then the other one accidentally shot the other and then panicked and shot herself lol
BRUTAL decision over Colbussy Thicknesse, however:
>>150579682but that's not suicide, like actually contemplating suicide. since niggers can't think 10 minutes ahead, i'm not sure. imo raja should kill himself but I doubt he has the foresight to do so
GURU IS LIVE
>>150579696What a horrible thing to say. Have some sympathy for the young man.
do they test for psychoactive substances like the aminita muscaria mushroom. imagine feeding a fighter these and they go berserk and heem. bzeem even
>Brad Katonajust another reason why Albertans should keep their mouths shut lest I heem them and their funny little chug teepees
51 days until Gane fights.
Why are Islams reactions so insane>>150579658Etika
>>150579696Etika was a negro that killed himself after deliberation
>>150579800Pigslam is an inbred muzzie retard I fear to be sadly true
Kebab
O Allah why did we lose
Mauricio Ruffy what? ruffy? like what a dog? scooby doo? man get the fuck out of here
>>150579860It was his white side acting up
Saint-Denis the Taint Menace
talmbout allhamdooleela?
ruffy the vampire slayer
>>150579947its pronouced Huffy like the bicycles
>>150579860why did he do it anyway?
BSD sissies still haven't got the memo yet lol, your boy is a can lmao! Moicano turned that boy Chinese.
Ruff Bagwell
@grok generate an image of islam makhachev on his knees with his mouth open make him very sweaty and have him wearing a violet leotard and tutu
They’re laughing at us again
>>150579658Yes by cop
>>150579658I watched one wearing a Freddy's Burgers hoody point around what was probably a family members shitty extendo gun with an ugly laser on it then points it at the side of his head and ends himself. I guess he never checked to see if it was loaded or anything. Tough shit huh
also he wasnt even trying to kill himself, he just did it trying to be cool on the internet. I dunno where freddy's burgers is, but I wish I did so I could send them that video
>>150580050This is haram brazza please don't
>>150580094what what did he do to heem himself on accident?
The real white genocide
>>150580136He jumped off the Brooklyn bridge by accident after writing and accidental suicide note.
Why does this general seem to attract these "types", and why do they keep coming here day in day out?
>>150580151If you make it to 35 as a black male you essentially survived the beaches of Normandy makes sense that the numbers would dip
blacks are too busy killing each other to kill themselves
>>150580059we don't need backingwe don't need to take partwe came to take ovah
Carmelo Anthony merely euthanised a suicidal piggy
UFC PARISFRENCH FANS WAITINGhttps://streamable.com/i2gifa
UFC niggas in Paris
Carmelo anthony plays basketball retard
MMA has been hijacked by
>>150580340
Daddies played basketball with by brain stem
You cant basketball with a brain stem retard
MMA Hijack
>career ending interview
the bolk will be starring as joe in the street fighter moviehttps://x.com/Street_Fighter/status/1963677672262992158
Vanessa demopolous bouncing on my dick
>>150580548I don't recognize any other members of the cast.
>>150580548Kody Steele will be starring as Ryu
>>150580409>>150580478>>150580507https://streamable.com/i2gifa
when is Volk fighting anyway? come on old man gotta end Silva and Movsar memes before retiring.
>>150580655lerone murphy in decembersilva will get next if he beats lopesmovsar is back of the line again i'm afraid
peter yan bros
>>150580703so Murphy gets a shot by kwabing a pflattor bum?
>>150580740that looks like one of those low quality taxidermy
>>150580136he pointed a gun at his head and pulled the trigger while trying to be cool on the internet. thats all that happened
>>150580844Money Moicano dropped Islam Makhachev?? Crazy!
I think Money Moicano would beat Islam in a rematch
People forget that Michael Johnson knocked out khabib
Mociano's domination of BSD will echo through MMA history for eternity
to be the man, you got to beat the man off to completion
moicano had the tj dillashaw shoulder injury in that fight too.... damn.
moicano want money!no not that money
>>150580996different injurymoicano has a separated shoulderdillashaw had a dislocated shoulder
Moicano is a man of principals he knows you should never take a hand out
MMA Principals
Brazza you p-put penis in me now? O-ok.....
>>150581050its not a hand out thoughits a de cuckification reparation which he shant'd
>>150579912He jumped right into the shot.
>>150574933She’s really hot
Did anyone here ever boy Sean Strickland? Because that was a bad choice if so
>>150581113>>150581099>>150581085From having sex in my prime to living in my car to asylum to escapte the asylum and living in a forest.What about you anon?
>>150581178All the gurucels used to suck his balls until he started confessing being raped and reddit
>>150581178Talmbout Strickgaped?
>>150581178he got too comfortable after the petyr yan win. he should have treated that as a loss and improved his game. then same thing with the aljo fluke win. he was destined to lose to merab for these reasons
>>150580703Leronedaddy’ VMBBC (veiny Muzdaddy big black cock) is legendary amongst mankpiggies
>>150581217I'm going to laugh because in my intoxicated state I saw Strickland's future, he's going to get bodied by a random at a gas station or bar parking lot within the next year. He can link up with BJ Penn and talk about how Dana was always an alien
God i hate lanklets. Such brittle little subhumans
>>15058117899% of people did here...its was an fucken joke. Goes to show how fucken stiupid people are here.
Sean Strickland's biggest mistake was beating Israel
>>150581178I mean he seemed cool.. he beat dogbender on top of that.
Strickbeast making dogfuckers seethe to this very day i see
Everyone begging for the Ilia big money fight
Stylebender? Yeah I'm thinking plain bender innhe
>>150581278>I-i am recording you si-ACK
This general is a virtual mental asylum. From unhealthy obsessions with random fighters to profoundly niche jokes that only a handful of people understand to bizzare distorted statements like "People forget that Michael Johnson knocked out khabib". What are you guys even about here?
Just fucked Bulgaria's whore mom with my Big American Cock. She was begging for it like a starved child sadly
>Crawford spoke with the Full Send Podcast and was asked who the best boxer in the UFC is.>Surprisingly, Crawford didn’t go with lightweight champ Ilia Topuria, he chose former bantamweight champion Cody Garbrandt.>“It’s my guy, Cody [Garbrandt],” Crawford said. “He’s the best UFC boxer.”Codybrehs.....
I remember when Joe Lauzon was a prospect
Floyd Vs Chauvin is banger headliner but we will have to get through Metcalf Vs Rigby snoozefest first.
>>150581626Same except Swedish cock and his mother also made fun of your less than exemplary performance in bed
>>150581668Big George got his one
sneed's on one
>>150581668very disrespectful! they tore down most of our hundred something year old monuments to make room for that drug filled ape, I'll have you know
>>150581736
>>150581736I can see how brown daddies conquered Sweden.....
>>150581736This is how it end
>TOP 10 MMA MOVES USED IN REAL LIFE
>>150581716wouldn't be so sure. knees will be there for Derek in later rounds
they're posting gay porn SwedenI fear they're pwning you Sweden
>>150581893Sneed could easily look like this if she list her Armpiggy
post your favorite heems
Sweden derangement syndrome
>>150581980
>>150581898Go die in a fire
I'm starting to feel like heem is chaotic and none of us can ever get along. So be it.
it's over
>>150582168I get along with liternaly everyone here b
>>150575515the best post in the thread, just ignored.
>>150582566Tried posting a pic of your mom, but I just can't get the filesize below a terabyte....
>>150581278I just never understand why people dont put their hands up in situations like that.
>>150582466fuck you
>>150581898least zesty heem post
My favourite is when some guy thinks he's not a chump because he's married, and I'm like "bro, you're married to a chumpette."
> solves the brazza problem
ufc 322 looks like garbage>wmma comainliterally kill yourself
>ufc 321 has a wmma co-main>ufc 322 has a wmma co-mainman, dana white should kill himself. who the fuck asks for this shit?
>X guy is the best p4p fighterPeople think saying this shit is a great statement
Believe women. Always. Yes I boy Joe Pyfer.
caio vs imavov is a real mixed martial art enjoyer's delight on paper, i hope it goes to the ground eventually
I am the toughest man on this bus. Trspect me.
>>150582755they're pacifists
jdm under the tutelage of craig jon jones and the insight of volks 2 fights beats islam
Start Digging In Your Butt, Twin!
>>150583334You have sex with men.
spiders are dickheadsi picked up a pile of clothes off my floor and put them out to get washed then this big spider jumps onto my chest and starts running up toward my faceheemed him to death but still; shocking behaviour from a tenant in my house
sdiybt
>>150583372some guy named lamas was the number 3 ranked featherweight
The spirit of Gane... Is inside me!*goes on a cock sucking rampage*
He knows he's Swede.
>>150583497OHHH!
>>150583497You have sex with individuals that were born male.
Good evening spammy, I trust you are well?
You have autogynephilia.
After the smashing success that was "The smashing machine" A24 brings to you: Dwayne Johnson milking another MMA fighters life story. From early trauma to reaching the mountain top to hitting rock bottom once again. Witness "Rowdy". With Dwayne Johnson as Ronda Rousey. Ryan Bader as Miesha Tate and Oleksandr Usyk as Edmond Tarverdyan.
>>150583372orc missed weight. this is why you never take these fights.
>>150583564What about the Rock playing Tony?
>>150583650yeah if it wasn't for the extra 2.5lbs lamas tanks that shit
>>150583678Tony's story might actually be decent movie material but it's tough to portray it without letting Tony look like a massive retard.
so, goobs is gonna be king of ireland?
Syko Stu found guilty on all charges
just ate porkfuck lil muhammad gon do
>>150584045
Muhammad does tumbles in his grave every time a brazza sniffs a crotch.
squeezing my hog right now and made me wonder how often do you think mma fighters squeeze their hog?
>>150583682agreed khamzat was like 3 pounds lighter than ddp and look what happened
bongs?
MMA Hog Squeezers
>>150585362Ah hell naw!!
I could heem most of you, but it involves a dark night and a creek
I knew Tony was gonna win when i saw his opponent was a hapa mutt of the ting ting variety, these gooked up mutts can't fight, subhuman DNA can't tank shots.
>>150585571why can't dana get great fights like this together
>>150585571OOOOOOOOoooo we are so back
Name the last WMMA fight you found entertaining.
>>150585981strickland vs costa
like 1 in 5 wmma fights is worth watching (ends early)
>>150585981the one when irene aldana's face exploded
you literally admitted to being hyped for Rose vs Joanna
>>150586462I love these posts btw
Zhang Weili will be stripped before her fight with Shevchenko
>>150586574yum
Cub swanson should fight for a title eliminator bout
>>150586574illlia was stripped but walks around with 2 belts anyway
Weili's thighs are GLISTENING pal!
>>150586574>>150586722You have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.
Why does somebody keep calling me gay using incredibly autistic language?
>>150587105You have admitted to having sex with male to female transsexuals.
Plinio Cruz Free Mason
Who yall got for the uh fights?
I was assigned my name at birth playa!
>>150585571this is actually gonna be boring as fuck
Max doesn't do the final point down until the last 10 sec so Ilia just looks like a clown with that BMF belt for a non BMF moment
>>150587544ye boxing in general is a boring sport
you guys this card is absolutely fucking retarded for you fucking guys man, this card is jacked up with full blown chromosomes
>>150587639Abus vs PyferDusseldorf vs PhillySpear vs Broadsword
>>150587361jackie buntan sheemstye ruotolo submission heems
Rajadaddy has the US legal system backing him. Sykek Stusissy will never press charges because he knows he'll lose and will drown in debt as a result. Guru lost. Reddit lost. Chael won. /heem/ won.
>>150587639two bellator bums on the early prelims where they belong kwab
apparently JDM signed a new 6 fight deal.
>>150587741i know right? ahahahim surprised they have mr pvz there considering he won his last fight
people forget man
canadian heems are on btw
Why does Dustin Poirier pull this stupid unsure face? He looks like his physiognomy and personality stopped developing at age 10. He has a round face and large eyes like a neotonous child’s face
>>150588123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXoWNe_HAakhere's the link
>>150588286can you be nice
run for the hills lads the bloody jokah is back!
Marsheen Varkretneekov? S'beast of a prawlspect
>>150588286Dustin met Uncle Fester?
>>150588290kek based
https://youtu.be/3KGFrdusY7Y?si=pplZixgBjyKV4e-O
>>150588710You have autogynephilia (AGP).
>>150587639abuse magomedov on the main card? lets go
>>150588710Please kill yourself and reset your sense of humor
>>150587694one of these men got his arm snappy'd by dustbin stoolpuss and the other booted his head into space
Kek nobody gets em worked like Sneedy b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmlwqx__sc8gurubros...
Nobody works a transsexual penis like Sneedy b.
You guys wanna come over n watch YouTube smoke some weed and vape or are you lame?
https://youtu.be/3HYLfHhtW1g?si=f_-zbhKT3Uc9H59r
>>150589010I don't want to have sex with you Sneedy so no
Sneed's Date Rape Vape
>>150589126excuse me?
It appears that Madam Xneed is hungry for cock again.....sadly
Please stop tormenting Sneed's lonely life.
>>150589274How is this about mixed martial arts at all man, come on
>>150589295For the love of God this, please this
>>150588912The woman was Veronica HardCredit to SeanzatChimalley_MMA
You are no Gane of mine
Fire dana and replace him with Sonnen
Shard End. Home of Big Ginge.
Sneed might be a loser. He might be gay. He might even have a small dick. But you know what b? You're here for hours every single day posting about him.
>>150589451Literally none of that stuff about me is even true btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGA4A1mc67E?feature=sharekek
Also worth noting that I got an "off topic" warning from earlier today for calling you a loser. That means either (You) reported me or that you're a janny.
>>150589451W-....w-w-w-w-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>150589451You forgot that he can't wash himself properly and has suffered from various bacterial skin infections and diseases from improper hygiene.
>>150589486cant wait for khamzat chimaev funny moments compilations
>>150589486Is that guram
>>150589619no it's someone else that looks identical to him in every way
>>150589648bit racist b
>>150589648It's alright, no need to be a bellend about it lad.
>>150589619nah its just his friend
You can't ask a question without being attacked here, there is ghouls hiding in their sewers waiting for someone to ask a question only to pop and trample him with attacks.
you cant say asamalakum and talk about whiskey in same sentence brazza or ill fucking kill you do you understand me?
>>150589757you admitted to once living in a storm drain in Vegas
what killed heem this time
Im fucking an yenta!
goat shit only
Just found out Gordon Ryan is 30. Dude looks older than Chael.
>>150591403he is a roidtranny, duh
I may be an virgen but Id fuck you up
>>150575515Diego will exploit none of these mafraid
Conor McGregor
>>150591296he is no champion until he defeats sean strickland
I am ugrging everyone here to play Ashes 2063
I really think jdm can beat islam
The FW title is the most easily attainable title in the entire UFC right now. Volk is a paper champion and no title holder is as clearly washed and out of their prime as him other than Shevchenko in a close second place. Whoever ends up fighting Volk next has no excuse to not just march his old ass down and heem him
Aaron Pico
>>150592354No idea why everyone was hailing that bum as the next big thing. One look at his record shows a bunch of wins over literal whos and then he’s getting heemed by literal whos the fights after
>>150592340I fear that Volk's BBC prolapsed your mutt brain I fear
>>150592408>everyone was hailing that bum as the next big thingliterally one guy
>>150579596Cute butts will always be better than fat butts
https://youtu.be/niBffEEQV4U?si=Iohy_QYB6Xbc_1RI&t=693OOS MAN NURMAGAMEHDOVVVVVVVtick tock ye little rat
>>150587639ahhhh yes patchy mix or should I say patchy suarez
>>150579596disgusting lack of class. made to be used and discarded
>>150592804not really. what if they didnt have access to education so this is their only opportunity to make some money so their children can have opportunities that weren't available to them?
>>150579596Islam is right about women
Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane
make a heemavov thread
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