• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Most division titles of all time in 20s• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150579099Bussy
iggz
statmutt gets real quiet when this image is posted
Iggzussy
Why is she like this?>On the Sunday Sports Club podcast, Kelly Stafford shared that her daughters were bullied at school due to false trade rumors about her husband, QB Matthew Stafford.>She revealed some kids taunted them by saying:>"You're gonna have to move because your mom doesn't shut up."
>detoilet>packturds>viqueefs
>>150579131Women shouldn’t speak unless spoke to.
To all the /nfl/ regulars,Do NOT embarrass us in front of the regular season folks.Keep schizoposting out of the gamethreads. Thanks.
soon.
>>150579131Why are kids like that? You mean.
>>150579131>Women
Embarrass this bussy
6 and a half hours until WE remind them
>>150579146Tell that to the Mahomes Schizo who went thru a psychosis episode during the Hall of Fame game.
>>150579146No promises.
>>150579144>>150579155>>150579156stop giving (yous) to AI generated post.
Remind them of this bussy
your nfc south winners
>>150579131Women are retarded. Some have diarrhea mouth and just speak about this private shit in public in a way they shouldn't. I think that is Kelly Stafford's problem, but evidently her husband is very weak because he didn't correct this behavior.
>>150579153ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE HAD THE FLU—THE FLU! Do you know how serious that is?! Thousands of people DIE from it every single year, and Mahomes is out there playing football at the highest level! His body is fighting for survival, and you’re out here blaming him for one interception?! His vision’s blurry, his muscles are weak, he can barely breathe, and he’s still trying to launch rockets downfield. That wasn’t a bad throw—that was a LIFE-THREATENING ILLNESS sabotaging him in real time! Honestly, the fact that you spam this repeatedly proves that a healthy Mahomes with a LT and all his weapons are unbeatable.
>>150579131>"You're gonna have to move because your mom doesn't shut up."Proceeds to not shut up.
We all agree to troll the Filthies for the next week if they lose right
>>150579166The webm spammer threw a temper tantrum in that game thread and embarrassed us.
Give (You)s to this bussy
>>150579156Kek
>>150579146I want to fuck the elf
>>150579146I can't promise I won't be drunk and hagposting
>>150579179>>150579185his post is AI slop stop giving (yous) to it.
>>150579187You’re replying to him, he always capitalizes “Schizo” and his favorite response to being identified is “Schizo Alert” both capitalized (check the archive)
>>150579131>this is the height of middle-millenial football playersyou can tell video games did a number on society from this
>>150579195lol
>>150579195Yeah, these cats can't win with Josh "Pussylips" Allen's crying ass, sorry Buffallel
>>150579186We're gonna troll those cocksuckers regardless.
>>150579153get it out out of your system now webm spammer before the game threads begin.
>>150579200Should you be drinking so much if you have work?
>>150579142Your quarterback is homosexual.
>>150579222>spammerposting NFL content in the NFL thread is not spam.
>>150579203Eat a dick retardboy go play with your tinker toys
>>150579195I don't think that movie was the sort you'd cry at.
>>150579144yeah
>>150579195holy shit it's overincoming zero Owl wins and a dry wife pussy
>chargers LT out for the season>chiefs just drafted their new LTThe cosmological riggi they get away with is impressive. Can't wait for the whole game tomorrow to be how good Josh Simmons looks against Khalil Mack
>>150579219But there’s really no excuse losing to the Cowboys week 1. We can’t let them off the hook, if it happens. We must make them cry
Mahomes will contract some weird tropical disease in Brazil and the Chiefs will lose by 40.
Ceedeez and Pickeez finna boutta eatta the iggles deebeez
>>150579195almost every gigachad looking white american born after the early 80s is a soft pussy
>>150579255I saw “Mahomes” and “contract” in close proximity and had a heart attack, don’t do that
>>150579257CeeDee Lambs over 70.5 receiving yards seems like free money but I would also feel disgusted betting a player prop week 1 if it didn't hit. Seems like a recipe for disaster
>>150579195Has anyone actually seen this movie? I looked at the cast and decided it wasnt for me
>>150579171>aiIt's real.https://youtu.be/M-74MDWRN4k?si=24vAvhduV8uh6oH4No I won't look for the timestamp
>>150579131>>"You're gonna have to move because your mom doesn't shut up."
>>150579289Hes such a kwab
>>150579127There are two purely numerical statistics that put the capital F on chiefs Fraud>Ints called back for penaltiesSince Mahomes entered the league, he is first with over 50. Second place is Josh allen who, at the time that list was compiled, had 7.>penalty yardage difference in the playoffs Going into last season, the chiefs were 11-0 on yards and 10-1 on penalties. The next best team was 6-4 on both.
>>150579289Lmao, he found out Gemarcus is actually the starting QB.
>>150579289LMAOOOOOOOOOGAYDERS GAYDERS GAYDERS
>>150579291His image and post was generated from AI. He gets it from sources that use AI.
>>150579289Weird timing but at least he didn't pull a Vontae Davis I guess. Donte Thornton stock rising
>>150579093Pats win
anyone else nooticed how quiet steelers fans have been thus far
Wtf
>>150579280Pickens is the better bet. Birds will have Mitchell shadowing Lamb, but actually think DeJean is going to be able to stick Pickens on the outside (lol)
>>150579325Literally who?
>>150579325The Steelers Jannu anon is in all threads yet rare talks about his team. Some even claim he's the one posting the anime AI girls and "bussy".
>>150579093American Football is the only sport that can be enjoyed, played, and coached by all 3 and that’s why is the best sport on earth
>>150579313Source semen from the end of my cock fuckboy
>>150579204I do that when I refer to the Mahomes Schizo. But I'm not the "webm spammer"
>>150579339Pretty much every sport is like this
>>150579338Im 57% sure hes the bussy anon
>>150579338There's at least 3 bussy posters>t. Bussy poster that hasn't bussy posted in a couple days
>>150579338There are too many unironic shut-in retards here like the VPN-hopping Kiwi whose day job is refposting about the Chiefs, there is no point in actually talking ball. You make your shitpost, have a few laughs with frens, ignore the Kiwi’s American flag reply trying to turn it into a conversation about the Chiefs, and be on your way.
>>150579340>>150579291AI doesn't create fake stories unless you tell it to, when someone says a post is AI it doesn't mean it's fake. It just means it was generated by a machine and is soulless thus shouldn't be given any (you)s lest you want to live in a world where you're talking to chatbots.
>>150579365I didn't ask fagit
>>150579325theres been one dude proclaiming that >we're winning the owl and that its been foretold in damn near every thread for the past week. besides that whats there even to talk about? old man gayron and dk are linking up and the defense (including tj) are now all lining up their AARPs too. its going to be yet another 9-8/10-7 season
>>150579212Stafford is an early millennial you absolute dumbass
who here /unemployed/? I’m living on disability and smoking weed playing video games
>>150579387So a boomer
my theory is that the bussy anon is the mahomes webm spammerhe could be the steelers autistic fanhe could be a broncos fan whos always posting bo nix stuffOr he could be a raiders fan whos into bo nixIm onto his ass
>>150579391The kiwi is the only anon I know is unemployed.
>>150579331I doubt that. Lamb is a chess piece he doesn't like up on one side Mitchell won't shadow in Fangio's scheme
>>150579093
>>150579400>bussy anon is the mahomes webm spammerNah, he's more laidback than the webm spammer who has no chill and is a schizo.
>>150579365Look at this fuckin hall monitor. Go be a reddit mod lmao.
Stop talking about me and trying to guess my life you mentally ill pedo freak
>>150579405it’s been great, especially knowing that everyone’s tax dollars pay for my lifestyle
>>150579391What is this 2012? Who told you bragging online about smoking pot and playing vidya is still cool?
>>150579290>I looked at the cast and decided it wasnt for meAre you one of those racist?
>>150579195Ahh yes the paradox of the modern white "chad". Born inside the realm of sexual selection by being a chad, thus has no curiosity to understand the world, thus it doesn't understand jewish subversion, thus it just submits to all jewish contrived social norms like a total castrato. Chuds win again as usual.
>>150579421Cornball ahh ninja
>nah, ur da schizo!kwab
>>150579290Overhyped nigger slop. White people be crazy.
>>150579422Its all connected somehow think about it the bussy anon is always here just like the webm anon
what happened to the nigger poster in the last thread? Did he get v&?
>>150579421One drink and he's zestier than the orange in it.
>>150579428It is obvious to everyone here you are unemployed. It's disturbing how you're living off the dole yet use tax payer money to buy cigs and gamble.
>>150579453I stand by my saying that Brady would have won with this same team.
>>150579421my dakkie :)
>>150579465nu/pol/ has been a cancer on this website
>>150579474probably but belicheck was a cunt who actually gameplanned properly for these matchups. brady wouldve thrown the ball at their weakest coverage zone all game and nowhere else
Penis Jr.
>>150579453Running QBs will never work.
That’s roight my fellow American, Belichick was a roight bleedin cunt wasnt he, but 7>3 innit
>he's still making up loreHow many months has it been you fucking obsessed freak? You have no idea what my life is like and how I earn my money. You're gonna stay talking about me in every thread because you're mentally ill and can't just talk ball. You'll never change and you know it
How much money do you bet during NFL seasonOver 4 figures?
>>150579361Schizo Alert!
we saw ur bussy
>>150579524I only put money in stocks.
I really want to know what the perception of America is like from an outsider point of view. Is it cringe? based? alien? what is it like living on the outside looking in?
>>150579537Just an endless sea of asspain.
>>150579517Sweetie you’re talking to yourself again
>>150579524Most I ever did was 5-6 grand in 2020. COVID season was based. Generally stick to a couple of grand
wagegoys really assume you need to spend your entire life slaving away in first world societies that would be post-scarcity tier if the government wasn't taking 70-80% of your wages away kek. just figure out a trend and invest like $200 lol
Patty Cuckitini
>>150579524i hate this stupid reddit dog
>>150579483Just wait till the Chickaner shitter makes his way here. Dude has ruined /mlb/ and I know he's going to shit up tonight's thread.
>>150579473He also tried to commit suicide after realizing he had a pack of negros turn him out on the hot and sweaty streets of New Orleans. It worked out for him as his Parents then started to subsidize his lifestyle out of pity. I wish he would just come out and accept who he is - I would 100% be an ally. I know his accusations against me is just the transference of internal anger.
>>150579524I lost ~2,400$ overall last season it was my first season betting on nfl thoThis year i will be making profit
>>150579442I try not to be
>>150579570>>150579585The only betting I do is with investments and metal investments. My gun safe has both silver and gold coins.
>>150579583/mlb/ was already shit to begin with
You're an Asperger's Syndrome paedophile who's obsessed with me. You can bait and make up lore as much as you want. It doesn't change reality
>>150579465Yes, and I had nothing to do with it
>>150579524I dont have sports betting :(
Justin Herbert is the most protected QB in the NFL. No other QB can throw four picks in a playoff game and still have defenders who get mad when others call them ass.
@150579517This is 4chan nobody cares if you're a NEET or a girlfriendless loser yet you try your hardest to pretend you're something you're not and that is why anons go after you. You're up at like 3am posting in kiwiland hours during a work week, we know you're not employed. Embrace being a NEET. Brag about it.
150579609a hit dog will holler
I can't believe I voted for this fucking moron.
>>150579622I still wish my Vikings would have traded for him instead of drafting JJ Mccarthy like they reportedly tried to do.
>"trust me, I still got some juice left.">retires
>>150579584WTF is this true?
>>150579643been a fan since the escalator ride but this is too far. I'm with her now
>>150579643this is the future you choose
>>150579407It was in the news a couple weeks ago that Fangio wants Mitchell moving with the best receiver this year. It’s a change from last season’s defense, yes
It’s low quality threads like this that make me understand why people shouldn’t have free healthcare. Realistically, the world would be a Utopian society if only 1% of the population was allowed healthcare. Gates tried to accelerate the vaccination process but sadly this hasn’t yielded the results he was expecting
>>150579622Definitely true
>>150579649bro looked like a plate tectonic running last year
>>150579524I'm in Texas, so I'm not allowed.
>>150579622I'm still with Delhomme even though another one of his picks just went over my house.
>>150579668shalom!
>>150579668I just didn't take it, however.
>>150579442Michael B Jordan is an unironically shit actor whose only well acted role was Wallace
>>150579675A very powerful unstoppable force?
>>1505796221st round draft picks get a lot of grace
Does anyone want to golf with me?
>>150579524I make 3-4 bets and hit all or n-1 every season. I’m up about 5Gs since 2022. I have an extremely reliable gut and only bet when I’m sure
>>150579584>turn him out on the hot and sweaty streets of New Orleans. It worked out for him as his Parents then started to subsidize his lifestyle out of pityThis is sad but true. He used to post photos of himself going to bars and sports games back when he was working but after that 2017 incident where they gave him anal rape correction he stopped working so his mommy has to subsidize his cigarettes and gambling addictions.
>>150579675A giant piece of rock floating on magma?
The future GOAT of all time JJ McCarthy would NEVER subject himself to petty squabbles about his GOAT status. Instead he achieves a serene state of equanimity(like a KANG), snorts adderall, and racks up Lombardi trophies by the dozen letting his play do the talking.
>>150579667I'll believe it when I see it. I'm not the biggest Lamb guy I don't rate him top 3-5 like some people but he's a tough cover even if you do get him not in motion or releasing from bunch
>>150579691He’s right. Goyim are disgusting and despicable subhumans. You cannot walk into a buccees or wal mart and look around you and genuinely believe the majority of normalniggers are legitimately human beings. They are just cattle who help line the pockets of the people who matter and who run the world powers, its quite literally all they are good for.There is a reason slavery existed for most of human history
>>150579604>all my eggs are in one basket
>>150579668>1%Oy Vey!
>>150579725I've only ever bet when I'm visiting my Mommy out of state and have never lost an NFL bet.
>>150579616You can easily bet with vpn and cryptocoin
>>150579643Nah, I'll take my $2.99 loaf of bread and my $150/share stocks. Anyways, go football team of your choice tonight!
>>150579725Commendable to lay off. Gambling preys on lack of discipline even more than lack of math skills. I could never overcome the former
>>150579758Well done. Anything on your radar? I just won on OSU
>>1505797369 is a loser number. Bust. Sorry.
>>150579604>gunhow very republican of you
>>150579736Just wait Vikang bro, if he’s great he’ll have a dedicated schizo on here trying to bait you every thread about how he’s carried by JJ, gets refball etc. I advise you to start reading Marcus Aurelius now
You can always tell a game is approaching because newfags and tourists from other boards shit up this place with even more off-topic garbage.
>>150579745it was funny seeing the cattle get their vaccines without even trying to figure out what was in them. Cattle are only good for making money
>>150579771That's illegal.
Coach Primitive
>>150579808did i strike a nerve, flyover?
>>150579789It’s possible to find systems that work for you. I have a friend who had an autistic spreadsheet tracking all of his bets across multiple sports for about a decade, then he used the data so he only bets on the ones he had the most success in. He made literally 35k profit last season, he bets nonstop
>>150579824
>>150579616What state?
>>150579808>goes from 27 posts an hour to 200no shit
Eagles gamethread:>>150579584>>150579584>>150579584>>150579584
>>150579808You are a gay homosexual. Shitting up the thread with gay homosexual posts.
>>150579825Release the Epstein list you midget troon fuck you will never be a real woman
>>150579845
>>150579849We are in here>>150578541
Real woman here
>>150579825>33 secondsNo, but they definitely did kek
>150579570>during the pandemic when all countries were giving out the most welfare I wasted it on gambling
Dave Portnoy is on track to become the next corso.
>>150579877Grim. At least you can still do Pick Ems
>>150579905should've spent it all on chainlink
>>150579881Show boob
>>150579835The system is laying off downing a bottle of liquor and betting on the Sydney Swans in the afl or nrl and forgetting which league it is at 4am and waking up to a $5k loss in a sport I don't watch. I can't adopt this system
>>150579131Based kids
>>150579905It's libtards hyping up the media cough hiding the Epstein list
>>150579811When is RFK posting the proof again?
>>150579917There you are. Release the Epstein list you demobrat or I might cut your hands off
If you want to actually be profitable at betting, the research and newsfeed takes over your entire life and it becomes a miserable existence. I just throw $5 gut lineups in the Milly on Draftkings and hope I can at least get a second half sweat.
>>150579942the only person withholding your schizo obsession client list is the orange geriatric currently residing in the white house
I literally post on here the entire offseason just to see the thread get shit up by newfag election tourists on day ONE of football. I’ve been here since 2015
>>150579942Oh shit, is that on me? My bad, bro.
my billsies :)
>>150579915*shows you burning flag of India instead*
>>150579922Lol well Godspeed and good luck
i don't think the parsons trade will be that bad for the cowboys in the long run (the real and original mistake was always paying stat padscott), but boy is their dline about to get fucking rekt today. hurts might actually throw for over 300 yards for a change with all the time he'll have in the pocket
>>150579942why would epstein keep a written record of crimes being committed anyways, lurch? Its so weird that you conspiracoids are so hung up on a literal nothingburger
FUCK THE EAGLES
>>150579967n00b
>>150579584>He also tried to commit suicide after realizing he had a pack of negros turn him out on the hot and sweaty streets of New Orleans. It worked out for him as his Parents then started to subsidize his lifestyle out of pity. I wish he would just come out and accept who he is - I would 100% be an ally. I know his accusations against me is just the transference of internal anger.Poor kiwi got raped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaCkcKj_e80
>>150579995We’re all rooting for the Cowboys tonight right
>>150579982>qb cries while his girlfriend gets blacked in a studio motion picture
>>150579977SHUT UP!
>>150580017Cheer up. You saw the Pirate Bowl with Tampa, right?
>>150579967>I literally post on here the entire offseason just to see the thread get shit up by newfag election tourists on day ONE of football.This happens every year so if you were actually from 2015 you wouldn't act so surprised by it.
>Are you Jewish?Why would someone get so upset at being asked this? Why did bitchknees respond to the Italian with such a mentally ill Asperger's meltdown? Gee I wonder kek
>>150579776>He has to get on his knees and beg Powell to cut rates in order for stocks to go up>"Liberation Day" horribly backfires and is forced to revert because everyone started selling off treasuries.
>>150580017GAYDERS GAYDERS HAHA CHIEFSWINLOL
>>150580017How is Ashton Jeanty?
Love my woins
>>150579955Them you need brokers making all your bets when you start winning consistently with any money behind it. Funny how forced association becomes free association real quick when preying companies start losing money
>>150580017They need a quarterback.
>>150580054>Kiwi is seething
Another season, another chance for my Fraudwions bring our hopes up again.
>>150580083I think he had like 15 yards in preseason lmao.
>>150580054>Look look, the archive!! *typing furiously in the search box*KWAB
Why didn't Tom Bradley just will him not to retire?
>seething How could anyone be seething with football in a few hours? Life is great. Unless you're a Jew with Asperger's Syndrome or course kek
thoughts on this list? https://ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/09/03/nfl-stadium-best-rankings/85940526007/30. Washington29. Bears28. Jags27. Saints26. Titans25. Bills24. Panthers23. Bucs22. Jets/Giants21. Broncos20. Bengals19. Pats18. Elgses17. Browns16. Ravens15. 49ers14. Texans13. Cards12. Chiefs11. Dolphins10. Loins09. Steelers08. Seahawks07. Cowboys06. Vikings05. Colts04. Raiders03. Falcons02. Chargers/Rams01. Packers
Hold on, is the game only on jewtube tonight?
>>150580084I dont think anyone else does. You guys aren't lovable losers anymore.
You know who else needs to retire? Deandre Hopkins
>>150580152if you dont have YouTubeTV at this point you are just another worthless poorfag. Its only $65 per month
>>150580152no thats tomorrow
it's woman behavior to act jolly even when you are. men are almost always suppose to be negative
>>150580171That's a weird way of saying Travis Kelce
>>150580147 Chiefs have the best stadium because it’s the best homefield advantage, loudest stadium on Earth>B-but my comfy heated seats or something!!Would you rather be comfortable or win a war?
>>150580147Falcons?!? Way too many nigs.
>>150580147idk ive only been to one of them
>>150580195wow a decent chiefs post. wild stuff
women truly should not have rights
>>150580171He won me fantasy football championship. He can stay.
>>150580171We'll see. Ravens gave him a lot of money for just one year. I would've preferred we stuck with Nelson Agholor
>>150580195It's a 60 year old shitpile that probably still has piss troughs.
>>150580222I wonder if she'll buy me season tickets
>>150580147Metlife way too high imho
>>150580222$99,000???? How the fuck do you even let it get this bad??!
>>150580174>He hasn't reached the point in wealth where you can't bring yourself to buy frivolous shit like that
My final predictions. Last year I predicted 7 out of the 8 division winners right. All except for the NFC South.>NFC East1. Eagles2. Commanders3. Giants4. Cowboys>NFC North1. Lions2. Packers3. Vikings4. Bears>NFC South1. Falcons2. Buccaneers3. Panthers4. Saints>NFC West1. 49ers2. Seahawks3. Cardinals4. Rams>AFC East1. Bills2. Patriots3. Dolphins4. Jets>AFC North1. Ravens2. Bengals3. Steelers4. Browns>AFC South1. Jaguars2. Texans3. Titans4. Colts>AFC West1. Chiefs2. Broncos3. Chargers4. Raiders
Hey guys let's bussy post
>>150580216Y-you too
>>150580174the youtube game tomorrow is on youtube. Anyone can watch it.
>>150580264One day my berds will be good again
>>150580264Postproof. These are shit.
Football just isn't the same since OJ died
>>150580253yea MetLife stinks.
>>150580289Look on the bright side: you've still got 0 losses as of today.
>>150580264Lions will be third or fourth in NFCN, I guarantee it
>>150580289Cards will surprise this year.
>>150580267I bet you'd like that wouldn't you
>>150580147I see no problems
>>150580300Yeah, he really killed it out there. Cut up the field running the ball. Even his color commentary was sharp.
>>150580195You've probably never even been there before
NFCE has had 4 super bowl champions in the past 20 years but nobody has repeated as division title winners, why?
>>150580174Its actually $82.99 per month you lying kike, but lets pretend its $65…thats still almost $800 per year for a fucking live tv subscription. Even cable conglomerates werent this bad back in their hey day
>>150580306VikingsLionsBearsPackers
>>150580258because that's what women do. Why do you think the system wants women working and independent instead of getting married and raising a family? Because they know they do stuff like this.
>>150580258+25% interest APR adds up fast
>>150580338Mine isVikingsPackersBears LionsBut Bears is my hot take and I’m open to Lions at third
>>150580338the burrs fucking suck
>>150580331nta but if you buy it for football you dont need the full year just 4-5 months.
>>150580331Umm you can watch Mr Beast.
>>150579289Kek my brownies broke his soul. Dude saw another season of QB roulette coming and said fuck it
>>150580329Because it's a tough division?
>>150580358British narrators for American history too. It's got everything
>>150580355No. I like the Bears. They're like the Lions used to be.
>>150580264>NFC EastAlready disregarded the rest of your post. You're obviously fucking retarded.
>>150579356I also bussy post. Usually in game threads but I'll sperg out in the genny 3/4 times per season
Posting my dick multiple times in the game threads tonight. Stay tuned
>>150580389Deep breaths Cowgirl
>>150580378desu I would like to hear their asspain at getting cucked by their imperial rivals using their own colonies.
>>150580389cowboys are trash and it would take injuries + herculean refball for the eagles to not repeat
>>150580389>dick picksix
>Eagles fans already seethingYep, gonna be a fun night.
>>150580429Nice, all of them in 1 webm.
>>150580420>he thinks brits care about what an entire nation of satanic mutts doesLaughable
I'll be on r/TaylorSwift posting about football tonight, they have better discussion.
>>150580440kys bitch
that's it? that's what everyone was chimping out over yesterday?
HOL UP HOL UP
>>150580454Methinks the limey doth protest too much.
>>150580453kekekekek>>150580455based
bump
>2:30 AM opening game on a week day
>>150580476americans just really like to complain about everything
Chiefs and Eagles have always felt weirdly incestuous, especially now that Taylor, a former Eagles fan even, is marrying Travis, and best friends with KylieWhat are the odds that these are the two best teams in the NFL? Hmmm…
>>150580476I feel like they're backpaddling harder than a cornerback.
>>150580264You got the AFC West wrong
>>150580476the slow march goes on
>>150580385>comparing da bears to the lowly wions and viqueensThe Bears actually have an Owl victory and don't play in a bitch ass dome
>>150580509it really is a bit odd
>>150580476i dont think they counted on the backlash. ESPN even had their prime goy McAfee even say in the interview that people dont care about commercials.
>>150580509Incest is Wincest
>>150580476>for week 1Yea because of the backlash kek they'll slowly add more and more. People are sick of commercials with interracial couples, trannies and "stop racism" messaging being shoved in their face. Redzone was the last place we had with zero commercials and it was mad comfy
>>150580458lol mald harder, fent-addict.
>>150580476>>1505805061. There shouldn’t be ads at all for something you pay for. It’s a nonstarter. 2. This is just the beginning, they start small and then build up. In five years there will be full commercials playing, indistinguishable from live TV
>>150580518probably was the intention all along. always propose something wildly unpopular in a bigger amount then scale it back. Dummies relent and the principled look like tinfoilers
>>150580523Man, that bountygate fucked his shit up.
>that's it?go die in your war
>>150580555get with the times, they've moved on to tranq now
Go Hawks desu
>>150579313>It's not ai you dumb retard
>>150580547Goddamn trannies hiding the Epstein list!
>>150580568Ah yes, the old (((dialectic))) tactic.
>>150580476
>>150579200WOULD
>>150580609I miss this lolcow like you wouldn't believe.
>>150580343>+25% interesthow is that even legal
>>150580630The chosen have no laws
>>150580561>1. There shouldn’t be ads at all for something you pay for. It’s a nonstarter.Nobody used to mind this because cable/dish was generally a good deal and commercials used to occasionally be funny. Now it's just Kevin Hart screeching unfunny shit to shill you gambling sites and credit cards.
>>150580662
>>150580630Cool it with the anti semitism
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>150580544Based
just ordered papa johns! XL thin crust double cheese well done
>>150580688You know she needs a gut. Tiddies are accurate though
>>150580693As a cowboys fan, let me the yang to your yin
>>150580714What the hell is the topping here?
Sean Smith is the head of the officiating crew tonight. Bet on the underdogs. screencap this, save it, archive itAnd repost tomorrow when I wind up being right about this
>>1505805321985 was a hundred years ago.
>>150580725Its an Asian so you know it's something disgusting
>metal bleachers for professional sports>the bestkek, good joke.
>>150580750
>>150580721
>>150580744In a situation where you have a 50/50 chance of being right you want us all to care and suck your cock
>>150580476>4 15 second ads over the course of week 1bullshit, they will only make it go harder as the year goes on. this is some fucking "just take a sip, it wont hurt you" shit before they pour it down your throat in week 3
>Bill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC PracticesBill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC Practices>Bill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC PracticesBill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC Practices>Bill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC PracticesBill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC Practices>Bill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC PracticesBill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC PracticesNOW AND THEN, I THINK OF WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER
I thought it was just a meme. I didn't know Dem Boyz fans were actually delusional
>>150579142>>150579228BTFO
>>150579146I promise nothing
>>150580758It's like one of those early generative AI images where it has some vague resemblance to something real, but your brain throws an error identifying it.
>>150580767Magnifique
>>150580797It’s called uncanny valley, Lions fan
>>150580750Add 20 more years and that's how long the Lions and Vikings have been perpetual losers
>>150580744>bet on DakI'd only bet on him throwing 200+ yards in the 4th quarter when they're down by 28 points
>>150579839Qrd on last SB. I refused to watch filthadelphia and mutthomes. Was it mostly saquan and the defense?
which team should I barrack for
Just unmatched with a woman because her and her friends went to a “drag brunch” on Saturday
>>150580501>2:30 AMThat is what you get for living in the wrong part of the world.
>>150580824Brave
>>150580834>>150580834>barrack
>>150580501>being europeanskill issue
>>150580476Trust me it will get worse.
>>150580830saquan got stopped, defense and Hurts balled out
>>150580830No, Saquon was mostly shut down in typical Spagnuolo fashion. It was Hurts slanging the ball, and the defense
>>150580788are they trying to scout for shit players or something?
>>150580788>>Bill Belichick Bans Patriots Scouts from UNC Practiceswhat in the fuck is he doing
>>150580841>using dating apps like a fucking loserget some aura…no one worth your time is on those things
>>150580147I've only been to Soldier Field and it deserves to be very very low on the list.
Dak is bak. 400 yards, 4 tuddies. Boyz with the upset win opening night.
>>150580830The chiefs gameplan was to stop bakley and it really worked except they let everyone else score :/
>>150580855Disney won't stop until Hanson is a tranny. Being a company man (ma'am), he will eventually go along with it.
Can't wait for the game to start so the general can get comfy
>he pays for jewtube instead of using one of many free stream sites
>>150580830Kys
>>150580881>it wasn't my decision to change my gender>7 hours of genderfluid football!
>>150580506>>150580476How are grown men this stupid?
>>150580881>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
I like the bussy poster idk I think it's fun
>>150580866>get some aura Come on man
>>150580841Let her know why
>>150580911the manlet epidemic is destroying middle america
>>150580834My Ninies
>>150580822
know this bussy
>>150580943MEXICAN
>>150580926lol Eagles
>>150580830>>>150580859>>150580862>>150580877Literally all of Jalen's highlights came against a CB who just returned from a knee injury. Chiefs were zombies and had no business playing in that owl. When the healthy Chiefs blowout the eagles next week I want an apology AND I want that ring back.
>>150580952Haha classic
Anyway 7 > 3
>>150579986Good post brownsbro. You know ball. Also I thought the YT TV fag was just trolling but holy fuck it really is $82.99 a month for the base plan. That's unbelievable, who the fuck is actually paying for that shit???
>>150580936Too late but it was like 2 minutes later so I imagine she knows. It’s so weird how obsessed with fags women are. I had another girl open with >your profile says conservative. How does your conservative identity affect your view on the LGBTQ+ community?That was literally her opening line. What is she a single mother with a trans child? Fucking hell. I ended up saving something like “It stops me from having autistic opening lines like that”
>>150580943Where is Khris'tyon McCaffrey
>>150580968We overachieved by making the super bowl with a cast that didn’t belong, as usual, but to be fair to the Eagles we usually win anyway, and we beat the best of the best on the way there. It’s not like a 5-12 team was dropped into the super bowl, it was still the two best teams. It’s also true that the Chiefs shouldn’t be mocked for achieving to begin with, at least we made it that far.
>>150580476>exponential commercial increases every yearRIP Redzone, you were too good for this world.
>>150580989>It stops me from having autistic opening lines like thatkek not bad anon
>>150580989lol there are plenty of sane women out there, don’t worry. There’s just also a lot of pozzed whores, and they’re mostly the ones on the apps. The others are taken, and you need to rizz and steal them irl
>>150581000>It’s also true that the Chiefs shouldn’t be mocked for achieving to begin with, at least we made it that far.When expectations are that high, anything less than success is abject failure. You're also acting like it was a field goal or some fluke play that decided the game.
I like commercials they let me known when I can go piss and grab a beer!
>>150581000>it was still the two best teamsI'm a diehard Chiefs fan but I disagree with this. I think the AFC suffers from a little brother complex after we bullied them for so long which is why we were able to win it despite all the injuries. If the Bills, Ravens, or Bengals got into the Superbowl it would have been more competitive since they were more healthy. Not saying they would have won but it would have been a game.
*rolls eyes*another general ruined by politics and racism. Color me shocked!
>>150581028And when I don't have to pay for them.
>>150581025It’s not “abject failure” to go to the super bowl every year and lose sometimes, you’re right that it’s fodder for trolls though
>>150581041I just put on channel 8 and relax!
Fun fact: Dak has never thrown an interception in Filthadelphia
bet. the . under.
>>150581047>It’s not “abject failure” to go to the super bowl every year and lose sometimesYes it is. Ask the Bills about that lol.
>>150581058Neither have I
>>150581058>Dock Poopscoop
>>150581065I said sometimes, not every time. We win more rings than we lose
Has there ever been a more auro-less superbowl champion than these Iggles? Opening the season as defending champs yet all eyes are on Dem Boyz
cowboys have insane odds tonightwatch dem boys pull off the upset
7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3
>weChiefskiddies are so funny
>>150581078Try again without using AI
>>150581072>We win more ringsPost your ring.
>>150581078Post your playoff prediction already
>>150581025>When expectations are that high, anything less than success is abject failure.By age 28 Mahomes broke the record for most Superbowl MVPs in 20s. Whatever he did at age 29 would have just been extra icing on the cake. It's not a failure from that perspective.
>when healthyLITERALLY THE ONLY TEAM IN NFL HISTORY TO EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH INJURIES 5 MONTHS INTO THE SEASON OF A CONTACT SPORT!
>>150581073Hard to have aura when this is what the team is representing
>>150581074>Dak is starting>traded away their best pass rusherHurts is going to have all day to throw and Dak will have 2 turnovers by the end of the 3rd
7 > 9
Dem boyz bros...what do we have left?
>>150581081Don’t call me that.
>>150581078see>>150579146
>>150581094>THEY'RE A DYNASTY>BEST TEAM EVER>THREEPEATSome time later>HEY, EVERYBODY LOSES SOMETIMES
>>150581104>Hurts is going to have all day to throwWow, he might even hit his average of 1TD pass per game.
>>150581098>injuries and context doesn't apply when it happens to the Chiefs
>>150581109Ok, you're not funny. You're pathetic.
Realistically, even if Mahomes won 9 rings he wouldn't be the GOAT over brady, because 7 > 9
LITERALLY THE ONLY TEAM IN NFL HISTORY TO EVER HAVE INJURIES!kwab
So much buzz about the most auraless teams in the NFL. Feel like im watching inceltic spam about gayson taintum in /nba/Heres a season spoiler for you retards, the superbowl champ for this season is not anyone you are expecting ;)
>>150581132This is going to be the biggest disaster in video game history, isn't it?
da flu
>Bellichik won't allow pats or Broncos scouts to practices Lol
The 49ers are going to have a 12+ win season. I'll eat my own hands so I can never post again if they dont.
>>150581098Chiefs had unusual injury luck, name a team that won with this:>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the team by the time he played in the owl.>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.
>>150581090“Ring”?
>>15058114820 years later he still mad.
I've loosely been following these threads since early july Every day, in every single thread it's the same autistic "Who's the better QB of all time" discussion. >My guy has one X games>Well my guy has been in X playoffs!Like every single thread. How you guys do that shit for months on end is beyond me.
>>150581144no, that is reserved for battlefield 6
>>150581154The 49ers have had bottom five SoS in 4 of the past five seasons. The NFL is really trying to make them happen.
>>150581156>lists a bunch of backups and washed up vets>b-but muh LT
>>150581156None of that happened actually
>>150581171Didn’t ask, Europoor
>>150581171many are saying this
>>150581171It's called American culture you fucking mud.
>>150581144It’s going to suck yeah, they put too much into V’s multiplayer, what the fuck are they even going to do with VI’s?
>>150581106The ratings don't lie, Chiefs are the most popular team.
>>150581171If you can't tune stuff out then you haven't been on this website very long
>>150581160I said yours, not your boyfriend's. You have some nice bracelets, though.
>>150581171thats because theyre both extremely autistic and theres literally NOTHING to talk about for about 6 months after the nfl draft. the genny would fall off the board without these turbo autists going at it every day
>>150581138>34% White>38% black>16% hispanic>38+16 = 54really activates the almonds
>>150581180Lol the exact opposite is true. A simple Google search my dude try it out next time
>>150581207But I’m a Chiefs fan? So everything they do is for me
>>150581171it's been unique to this offseasonthere is a near non-functioning autistic chiefs (mostly just mahomes) fan that was completely and utterly mindbroken by watching his team get raped and gaped on an international stage amd he's been taking it out on the general for the last 6 months
>>150581215Show me her armpits
>>150581216Stay in denial. Don't step in poop on your way to work at one of the many gay clubs in the bay area.
>>150581180I don’t think you understand how scheduling works in the NFL. You can go and extrapolate exactly who each team will play in perpetuity, with the exception of 3 games a season, which are based off the previous season’s standings. It’s just a formula.
>>150581074I want to die. Jerry Jones has killed my love of football. It was all I had left.
>Lol the exact opposite is true. A simple Google search my dude try it out next time
>>150581171But seriously its very similar to Messi vs cr7 threads, lebron x jordan debatesIts part of being sports fan to be autistic about stuff
>>150581229I understand that you're a faggot.
Oh, thats right. Its a weekday and schools started letting out. No wonder chiefskiddies are flooding here
>>150581074It’s such a lame opening game. I’m trying to care
>>150581228>flyover hillbilly thinks the bay is exactly as fox news portraysmoron
>>150581252Bruh it is
>>150581249Yeah, nobody cares about the eagles
>>150581169Why were the Broncos the only AFC team capable of buck breaking Brady? Even before they got Wade Phillips they gave him a hard time.
>>150581248that has no effect on quality of posts. You have to be 18 to post on here
>>150581252I'm gonna take it easy on you because I know the AIDS will kill you any day now.
>>150581248Call me that one more time fat boy.
>>150581181 >>150581183 >>150581131 >>150581098Imagine applying all those injuries >>150581156 to the Eagles. How would Jalen Hurts look without his WR1, RB1, LT, and RG with a torn meniscus, a CB coming back from a fractured fibula and a DE returning from an ACL tear.Come see me in two weeks motherfucker when my healthy Chiefs get revenge. I want a FULL APOLOGY. The ring will have an asterisk next to it.
>>150581252Been to SF. It’s extremely gay, annoyingly windy, and the homeless fucking suck. Seattle shits on you faggots.
>>150581276>How would Jalen Hurts look without his WR1, RB1, LT, and RG with a torn meniscus, a CB coming back from a fractured fibula and a DE returning from an ACL tear.
y-y-yeah but!kwaqueefsfaggot
>>1505810921. Ravens2. Chiefs3. Bills4. Toxins5. Bengals6. Broncos7. Patriots1. Packers2. Eagles3. Tampa4. 49ers5. Lions6. Rams7. VikingsKC > NEBUF > DENCIN > HOUPHI > MINLAR > TBSF > DETCIN > BALBUF > KCGB > LARSF > PHISF > GBCIN > BUFCIN > SF
>>150581227
>>150581229True it's all a formula. One thing that is never talked about is the rest day advantage and the Niners have a positive rest day advantage for the first time in a long time. That should help them out a bit.
redzone was never goodwatch the whole drive or you're gay
>>150581277youve never been you lying bitch. Go take another pozzed load up your rectum
everyone wants to forget who really didn't show up for the queefs in the owl...
>>150581223yeah Chief fans are mostly cool in my experience, the stat mutt is an outlier and makes them all look bad. you’re right that he seems to be a Mahomes fan, not a Chiefs fan. I remember one Chief fan here, when I thought he was stat mutt, told me once that he doesnt give af if Mahomes was carried by his defense because he’s a Chief fan, not a Mahomes fan. always thought that was a good response and I respected it
>>150581277As a chiefs fan I love having men take hot steamy dumps on my chest so take that
>>150581306You guys are the Mexicans of Europe.
>>150579146Noted. Will try my best.
>>150581263We just don't know.
>>150581144It's probably gonna be worse than 5 but it will be the most successful game of all time
>>150581325>>150581327Literally obsessed
>>150581223>this offseasonhe did it all last offseason, bud. He's been mind-raped about it every since I post the first daaa fluuuuuuu webm.
>>150581331I hop on /nfl/ once or twice a week in the offseason and it's literally 98% the Mahomes pajeet talking about something nobody cares about.
>>150581276>b-but the Eagles
>>150581344>It's probably gonna be worse than 5G R I M
>>150581307Ok I'll hope the Cowboys win today
>>150581365He gets baited by the Kiwi
>>150581372>>150581372>>150581372>>150581372NEW
only way i see >us losing tonight is if the CB2 gets cooked all game and the offense looks sluggish
>>150581306>1. Packerskek, good one.
>>150581320Been there multiple times. It sucks.>Oooh look at this old prison on an island! They made a movie about it!>Oooh look at this big red bridge we have!>Have you been to Twin Peaks? It’s TWO hills on top of a hill with a really shitty view it’s pretty radThe only thing of value within an hour of that shithole is Muir Woods.
>>150581136My brownies:).. it's gonna be such a funny season. Flacco will be benched after the first 5 or 6 games because of the insane competition the browns are playing, then shittuer will win 4 games of the next 6 because we play equal shitters and everyone will nut themselves saying he's the answer, then he'll lose out the rest of the year when we get back to playing good playoff teams again, but shittuer will 100% secure the starting role for next season for his middle of the season "success"
>>150581355Says the statmutt autisticly spamming every thread with arbitrary faggot stat shit for the past 2 years. Shut the fuck up or I'll shit in your mouth little bitch
>>150581276Lol remember when the Eagles lost to the Queefs in '22 and then pushed their shit in the following regular season? Revenge felt great but it didn't negate the L in the Owl and every Eagles fan would agree with that. You lost. Nothing about the regular season matchup will change that regardless of the outcome (queefs loss incoming) COPE
>>150579393No, retard. That's an entirely different generation born in the aftermath of WW2. Read a book, nigger.
