We're finally back in England (the true home of Snooker) for some Home Nations events. That means lots of John Pellew, and lots of counfy cueing.>Upcoming events:N.Ireland Open Qualifiers - 4-7 SeptEnglish Open - 11-21 SeptBritish Open - 22-28 Sept>Essential links:2025/26 Calendar - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2&season=2025#currentUpcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025Previous thread: >>150301336>Latest news:Xiao Guodong retains the Wuhan Open trophy.Bai Yulu retains the UK Women's Championship (Women).John Higgins is taking some time off snooker to have a holiday, meanwhile Luca Brecel is taking some time off his holiday to do some snooker.Bingham now has contact lenses.
Anime.This is a typical /147/ "GOAT discussion", so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>Zhao is in a Chinese advert for some random brand of outdoor gear
>make lots of great safeties, force a mistake>miss the unmissable greenoh Bai>>150582808kek, nice find, I think I'll stick with The North Face
Feel like Northern Ireland's Brave Joel Connolly could do with a better choice of gargles
>no B A I C I D E R
Baiboys...>>150583047Lmao get this lad some contacts sorted asap
FRIDAY - Northern Ireland Open Qualifiers Round 1 (bo7)>10:00Liam Davies v Ng On Yee (f)Wang Yuchen v Mateusz BaranowskiChang Bingyu v Jiang JunGao Yang v Liu Wenwei>13:00Cheung Kawaii v Mink Nut (f)Jimmy White v Huang JiahaoBen Mertens v Liam PullenArtemijs Zizins v Zhao Hanyang>16:00Iulian Boiko v Alex UrsenbacherSteven Hallworth v Ross MuirRobbie McGuigan v Fergal QuinnHatem Yassen v Ashley Hugill
>>150583999
>>150582808Nice try, champ but since I got those two Hako albums, I'm never buying anything from Switzerland.>>150583129He was lucky.>>150583999Cute dachshund.GWAN NGGWAN MATI
Morning lads, how are we?
>>150595514Not bad at all, sick of this 20°+ weather though. God seems to have forgotten it's September.
>>150583999To my shame, I missed the absolutely MASSIVE evening session>19:00Louis Heathcote v Sahil NayyarMichal Szubarczyk v Patrick Whelan (a)Bulcsu Revesz v Leone CrowleyMitchell Mann v Umut Dikme (a)
W A N G C I D E R >>150597049GWAN MICHAŁGWAN REVESV
>>150597347>no GWAN DIKMEcoward
>Mateusz wonPOLANDOMINATIONGWAN MINKGWAN ZZ>>150595514I like how the Polish flag fits. I do like wearing Hawaiian shirts and I don't drink alcohol. Perfect.
Liam Pullen on a mad one after beating Riggi
>>150598764Whitewashed Shaky Ben, not bad. Is he the next in line to win his first ranking event (before Jack Lisowski)?
>>150598781Lmao unironically yes
Ziz: INS!
21nth for Jasmine the Moroccan futuregoat
GWAN THE BOI
GO ON THE CHŁOPIEC
>>150602060Not looking too good right now, but the lad has bottle. Anyway we have a DIKCIDER on our hands.
>>150603655Not even Milkins would drink that.
SATURDAY - N.Ireland Open QualifiersRound 2 (bo7)>10:00Xu Si v Dylan EmeryHe Guoqiang v Liam GrahamLyu Haotian v Haris TahirGonk Chenzhi v David Grace>13:00Scott Donaldson v Antoni KowalskiTheppy Un-Nooh v Julien LeclercqOliver Lines v Yao PengchengRyan Day v Allan Taylor>16:00Martin O'Donnell v Sam CraggyMark Davis v Farakh AjaibSanderson Lam v Ian BurnsJimmy Robertson v Jonas Luz>19:00Stan Moody v Reanne Evans (f)Marco Fu v Jamie JonesSunny Akani v Daniel WellsMichael Holt v Lan Yuhao
The chłopiec lost, but he's still młody, he has czas.A player called Julio Cesar Maus is playing now in Pan American. Sounds like a JoJo character.>>150605056>10:00>literally nothing>13:00>figuratively everythingWhy did they do it?
>>150603833lel>>150605056>Scott Donaldson v Antoni Kowalski>Theppy Un-Nooh v Julien Leclercqtasty
>>150598362I prefer this version
>>150598362>I do like wearing Hawaiian shirtsMy mental image of you has been utterly shattered
>>150605583VERY disrespectful.>>150606026This happens a lot. People online tend to think I'm a metalhead.
GWAN THE EMERY
GWAN THE YCPs
Recommending Lyu v Tahir. Don't want to spoil the surprise, but you should watch, if you're a fan of young, handsome referees.
>>150619495Twenty five years young S I C I D E R
Wales marches on
S M U G C I D E R
>>150620755oh yes
>4 matches>4 YCPs>3 YCPs out
>>150621042Smugbros lose again>>150621132Chinese invasion? More like the Chinese retreat hehe
>>150582808Thought process was certainly following>Snooker>precision>Swiss>known for precision engineering/brands
>low quality pictures>no booklets/lyrics>"Taketombo" instead of "Taketonbo"Behold, le Swiss precision. I'll never forgive them for this re-release.
I've once gotten a 147
>>150621644
Antek bros...
>>150621636Fucking state of this. I expected better from the Swiss
>>150622077at darts
>>150621644Mateusz is the last hope for PolBrosGWAN THEPPY
>>150622494We're absolutely going to make it.Thepchaiya IN-Nooh.
>>150606026>>150618084I assumed that Polebro, Austriaboy and Latvia all look like this. The Irish posters wear fedoras and Matrix trenchcoats. Germany looks like one of Kraftwerk. That's what I imagine you all look like.
>>150622953Gdynia Open returns when?
>>150623602
>>150623596>The Irish posters wear fedoras and Matrix trenchcoatsI'm sorry what
>>150623707lmao>>150623770the mental image of you prancing in a Fedora and Matrix cosplay chatting up Chinese lasses has me laffin
>>150623770You know. Like a BDSM James Joyce.
Andorra? I hardly know her!
>GWAN HITMANGWAN SUNNYGWAN FUGWAN MOODYMANN
GWAN FUNNYGWAN SU
>Michael Dolt
Fu: INSunny: fightINg
>>150632616>Sunny: fightINgSUNNYSIDEUPCIDER
fug
>>150634021>SUNNYSIDEUPRight after reading this, I scrolled through /v/ and someone posted a picture from a game called Little Witch in the Woods. I played the demo once, so I decided to check on Steam whether it's finally out of Early Access and released properly.And when I did, pic related. (It's not out of EA yet, by the way.)How does this happen so often? You hear a word and think to yourself "haven't heard this word in years", and then on the same day you see/hear it again, from a completely different, unrelated source.Alas, the sunny side is down.
SUNDAY - Northern Ireland Open QualifiersQual Round 2 (bo7)>10:00Anthony McGill v Alex UrsenbacherFan Zhengyi v Artemijs ZizinsLong Zehuang v Liam *Pull*emLiu Hongyu v Cheung Kawaii>13:00Matthew Stevens v Steven HallworthIshpreet Singh v Chang BingyuDuane Jones v Louis HeathcoteRobbie Williams v Huang Jiahao>16:00Luca Brecel (tbc) v Liam DaviesBen Woollaston v Matty BaranowskiZak Surety v Fergal QuinnRobert Milkins v Patrick Whelan (a)>19:00Jordan Brown v Mitchell MannRicky Walden v Ashley Hugill (a)Aaron Hill v Gao YangDavid Lilley v Leone Crowley
>>150635196>SUN(DAY)You just had to rub it in, huh.
GWAN IGORJust noticed I didn't reply to >>150621257 when I posted >>150621636
>>150635424don't shoot the messenger m8, I didn't invent the days
>>150635060>How does this happen so often? You hear a word and think to yourself "haven't heard this word in years", and then on the same day you see/hear it again, from a completely different, unrelated source.There is definitely a term for this>>150635196GWAN ANTONEEGWAN ZZ GWAN PULL
Time for snooker. And ordering some important things. A new Hako just appeared on one of the auction sites I check everyday. Now I need to find some more to justify the shipping price.GWANTHONYGWAN ZZ
>>150635060>>150646383Baader Meinhof phenomenon/frequency illusion
Bacher zested himself very nicely here. He had to do it himself, because McGill is pretty bad right now.>>150647610>illusionAh, the Faaget Meingott phenomenon also known as "if I can't explain it, I'll call it an illusion/mental illness".I'm rather particular about words and even people in foil hats could envy my power to Notice in that area. There's simply no way I'm imagining things.
>>150647661>Faaget Meingott phenomenon Rip ZZ
>Pullen with a 143the Pullback is on
>>150648235>>150648263>ZZ, Pullen, Bacher all outWhat a catastrophe. At least McGill is in, but only because Bacher is out.
>>150648657The Pendulum is ruthless
GWAN MATIGWAN LIAMLuca is playing, this time for real.
>>150653692>brelel whitewash
GWAN JORDANGWAN RICKY>>150655291He found his Q-action.
GWAN IGOR
It's time we talked about today's schedule.
>>150679853>no Snooker for three days
Morning lads, how are we? Who's playing today?
>>150680178You may want to sit down, I have some bad news....
>>150680539Let me guess, only ma*e "players" in the next few days? Grim indeed.
>>150680539>
>not watching the Mark Selby v Neil Robertson bo33 in the snooker metaverse right nowLelby just rolled up behind the lemon, shit was SO cash
>waiting for zhao hanyang v connor benzey in the prestigious english openCan't believe the tournament lasts for 12 days and the final is a poxy bo17, with round after round of bo7.
>>150681428lel>>150681504>with round after round of bo7.Yeah this is easily the worst thing about HN events, hopefully they change the early rounds to bo9/bo11 soon but I doubt it.
>>150682554>anything greater than bo7nooooooooo but how will I win
>>150683289The real reason Barold Hearn won't switch to longer matches
>waiting for snooker
>>150689479woman in the back has clearly never seen a mustelid inside a snooker arena before
>So yes there was circumstancial "evidence" found that could connect me???? Did I miss something?
>>150698531>he doesn't know what happened in the scorching summer of 2019
>>150698740lel I think I actually made this
You can't spell "Mink Nutcharut is a snooker player" without lemon
>>150699240>it's real
>>150699240I want to dispute this, but I cannot.
>>150698937147 is a flat circle >>150699240>
>>150700180>when your fiancé calls another man daddydelete pls
>>150699240You can't spell "Mark Selby, one" without L,E,M,O,N either.>tfw no "ark Sby, e" today
>>150700977another anagram is 'Kerby as lemon'
>>150701516Lemon bark, yes?
Business idea: AnnagramPopular snooker referee and pharmaceutical boffin Anna Hodun launches a social media account named 'Annagram' where she uploads videos and images of herself doing cute things and keeps us up to date on her refereeing experiences
>>150704070This, except it's called Pellegram.
There's been a Pink Ribbon event on today I had no idea about so here's a Craig Steadman vs Wakeman (final) VOD. Oh yeah and Gnelf was there too.https://www.youtube.com/live/1bSoE85Tqwk?si=TyM-tl694B_xqAj_
>>150706474Don't know what that pink ribbon is, but I'll take snooker, thanks.
>>150706382why would she call it that?
>>150706474Alright, time for the second half.>>150709025Otherwise people would think it's about her and no one would watch it.
>>150713942>Otherwise people would think it's about her and no one would watch it.Careful lad, or I'll send the mink over to sort you out
>>150715232Next time Milky is dead.
The Countdown teatime teaser is currently ADINGCUE, and the clue is, “If you’re feeling snookered, you might need some advice.” I don’t know what it is but I thought you might enjoy it.
>>150716063It's a reference to the 2026 World Champion, Ding Junhui, of course.
>>150716063Guidance?
THURSDAY - English Open, Brentwood Leisure CentreRound 1 (bo7)>10:00Sunny Akani v Oliver BrownCheung Kawaii v Jimmy WhiteZhao Hanyang v Connor BenzeyHuang Jiahao v Oliver Sykes (a)>13:00Liam Highfield v Ng On Yee (f)Antoni Kowalski v Liam GrahamMarco Fu v Gao YangWang Yuchen v Florian Nüßle>16:00Louis Heathcote v Mahmoud El HareedyDavid Grace v Jonas LuzDuane Jones v Patrick Whelan (a)Amir Sarkhosh v Sahil Nayyar>19:00Sam Craggy v Chatchapong NasaHaris Tahir v Michal SzubarczykJiang Jun v Reanne Evans (f)Julien Leclercq v Aidan Murphy (a)wew that is a miserable lot of fixtures
>>150718640>wew that is a miserable lot of fixturesQuite a few of my lads playing so i can't complain the 900 is on btwhttps://www.youtube.com/live/Ro51M6wMsJo?si=D4XJRu3KhHjzIE9k
>>150719044I hope the team names are meant to be ironic
>>150720449Me neither lel
>>150718640>miserable lot of fixtures>Sunny>White>Ng>Kowalski>Fu>Nestle>Nasa>SzubarczykLiterally one of the most prestigious days in the recent snooker history.>>150719044>the 900 is on btwThis is why I said "one of".
GWAN SUNNY GWAN OLIVER TWISTGWAN JIMMY>>150720593heh
GWAN SUNNEHGWAN THE YCPsGWAN THE YHKP
>Lolwalski
>>150724824>chrome no longer supports 4chan Xmuh /147/ experience...
>>150725950>accidentally gave Poland a (You) for freeIT'S OVER
>Ng's 137 in frame 2 is the biggest break on the Main Tour by a woman. :) but also :(
>>150725950>using chrome
>>150725984You're not getting it back.
Business idea: matches are won by the player that made the highest break, not the player that won the most frames
Nasabros...
At least Su and Funny won...>>150726791The highest number of one-point breaks.
FRIDAY - English OpenRound 1 (bo7)>10:00Bai Yulu (f) v Liu WenweiArtemijs Zizins v Yao PengchengLiam Pullen v Lan YuhaoChang Bingyu v Leone Crowley>13:00Robbie McGuigan v Mink Nut (f)Iulian Boiko v Xu YichenChris Totten v Ross MuirFarakh Ajaib v Kreishh Gurbaxani>16:00Bulcsu Revesz v Alexander UrsenbacherSteven Hallworth v Mateusz BaranowskiMichell Mann v Ian BurnsHaydon Pinhey v Ryan Davies (a)>19:00Ben Mertens v Ashley Hugill (a)Allan Taylor v Umut Dikme (a)Liam Davies v Hatem YassenDylan Emery v Fergal Quinn
>>150728168>me waiting for nasa's career to really take off
>>150728737Not bad.
>>150728837Soon...>>150728737GWAN BAIGWAN ZZ GWAN PULL
>Previously banned YCP playing like thisHey, I've seen this one before. Chang Bingyu for 2026 World Champion.
GWAN ZZGWAN BB>>150736679So we only need to convince Bai to fix a match and then report her.
>>150736876Excellent idea Z I Z C I D E R
>Zizou>buh Bai
>>150737962Not so fast BAICIDER
Tina is looking kinda sultry today with a pullable tail and pullable bangs
Bai: INI'm sorry I doubted...
>>150738424a lesson learned
GWAN THE BOIGWAN MINKU
>Thanks for buying me dinner, anon!
>>150738424>Bai: INHoly BAIsed.
MINKWINSLOL
>Mink: INGirlboys, we are utterly feasting today
>>150739221Men sisters...
>Mork's son lost to Mink
MateuszChads... we win again
>>150740829Pendulum-chan has been so kind today I half expect her to get Polebro hit by a car tomorrow as a way of balancing things out
>>150742163Why me? And that would be quite an accident if a car crashed into my room through the window on the third floor. Why would I even leave on a Saturday when there's snooker, video games and Hako?
>>150742163>Welsh lads IN>MertINsShe will make us all pay
Almost forgot to wish a happy birthday to are Moroccan /futureGOAT/ Jasmine Eythrib!
SATURDAY - English OpenRound 2 (bo7)>10:00Luca Brecel v Jimmy WhiteFan Zhengyi v Julien LeclercqXu Si v David GraceLong Zehuang v Amir Sarkhosh>13:00Noppy Saengkham v Zhao HanyangMark Davis v Marco FuLiu Hongyu v Sam CraggyJimmy Robertson v Wang Yuchen>16:00David Lilley v Sunny AkaniRyan Day v Liam GrahamZak Surety v Haris TahirOliver Lines v Liam Highfield>19:00Jordan Brown v Louis HeathcoteMartin O'Donnell v Duane JonesRobbie Williams v Huang JiahaoDaniel Wells v Jiang Jun
>>150582052Alri, here we are then. Hope all the lads have been well.Thanks for the thread and the news!>>150595514Too busy with work but things are looking to settle down now>>150658242>>150684710>>150704070Ania a perfect, simple as>>150743582>finally time to watch and my boy Jordan Brown is on the scheduleAbsolutely blessed feeling
>>150743257Zamn! Snooker players look like that?!>>150743582GWAN JIMMY GWAN THE THAISGWAN GOLDEN BROWN>>150748006Ayup lad
Here's some Thai Women's Snooker on while >waitinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bm4YGFfkQ1g
>>150750306>implying we weren't >waiting for this exactly
>>150750306> 'พลอย ขอนแก่น' พลอยชมพู เหล่าเกียรติพงษ์ vs 'มายด์ สากล' ปัญชญา จันทร์น้อย l รอบรองชนะเลิศWhy is Thai such a cute language?>>150750068>1671116717652719.jpg*pushes Ronnie*
GWAN JUMMEHGWAN THE YCPs
T H A I C I D E R ( A F )
>>150750306I really really really really want one of those chairs imagine sitting in that thing while watching snooks
Getting zesty.
Pancha(ya)ds, we can't stop winning.
ploy bros...
>Chomp Poo
GWAN MARC'O
What snooker are you guys watching? TNT (the new home of snooker) are telling me that the English Open starts on Monday afternoon?
>>150753491The earlier rounds have been on since thursday https://www.wst.tv/matches
>Nppppn
>loppedoff cannedham
Mark Davis getting absolutely jested
photo from the WST sitesuch a high quality shot of a mink in its natural habitat belongs in an Attenborough documentary
Who has a worse baldspot, Judd or Hanyang?
Mark O: INNopp O: OUT
>>150754945is this real?
GWAN SUNNY
>>150754945WHITE POWER!
>>150755168100% natural>>150757801that's what I always say when a random ycp accidentally pots the kubol
>>150758241>accidentally pots the kubolAlways love to see it
>Simultaneous deciders wew
Sunny: IN
SUNDAY - English OpenRound 2 (bo7)>10:00Lyu Haotian v Liam DaviesTheppy Un-Nooh v Haydon PinheyGonk Chenzhi v Chang BingyuHe Guoqiang v Farakh Ajaib>13:00Stan Moody v Liam PullenMatthew Stevens v Dylan EmerySanderson Lam v Mitchell MannRobert Milky v Ross Muir>16:00Ricky Walden v Bai Yulu (f)Michael Holt v Mink Nut (f)Ben Woollaston v Alexander UrsenbacherAnthony McGill v Mateusz Baranowski>19:00Scott Donaldson v Allan TaylorJamie Jones v Iulian BoikoIshpreet Singh v Ben MertensAaron Hill v Yao Pengcheng
My boy Jordan is still young...>>150763287>16:00>
Laying in bed thingken of snooker and the following was revealed to me:>Ricky Walden v Mink would be the Walnut v Nutcharut>if Stan Moody's surname was Moony we could one day see Akani Sunny v Stan MoonyI ought to charge for these gems. Alright, goodnight /147/.
>>150771380Truly wonderful revelations>>150763287>filenameKek>that 10am sessionOh, how exciting.
>>150771380This is some high level Alanlysis
More from the Thai ladies https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LmAOuuZ-qxQ
>>150780988GWAN ปัณชญา จันทร์น้อย(for new snooker fans: it's the one on the red throne)
>>150781416>Thai women have thrones>Brentwood Center Men have A&E waiting room chairs hmmmm
GO ON THE YTPGO ON THE YCPs>>150781533At least they're not standing in the rain.
>>150771380
all the lads
>4-0Total Panchaya domination.
>>150780988Why is the "O" red?>>150781533Absolutely based>>150782123>/147/ meetup
>>150782123Me on the right GWAN MOODSTER GWAN PULLen
>>150782396>Why is the "O" red?The Redbol is worth 0 points in Thailand
>>150783271Mark Selby, zero, and the frame.
>>150783434
>Getting whitewashed on your birthday FeelsBadStan
>>150783854I wanted to make a joke about him having drunk already (juice, of course, because he's...) but I realised he's 19 now.Born in 2006, and already 19.
>>150783909>2000 was 36 years ago
Some top notch thievery from Emery to take that frame wew
I'd wager Snooker is the #1 sport when it comes to plunging players and audience alike into existential crisis Happy Birthday to Gould btw
GO ON THE GIRLS
GWAN THE GIRLSGWAN MATIGWAN BACHER>>150785339>it's real>>150785545Happy birthday! Hope he's back on the main tour soon.
>Bai Yulu, 1quite like the purple carpet
>>150786298>boring grey in McGill's matchAs always, girl chads stay winning.
the winner of Holt v Mink plays The Boy in the next round
Bai: settled
2 REDS 2 BLACKS
>>150785545I miss gould
>>150786286>>150787965He'll be back... he just needs more time>>150787315>tfw it's bo7 season >>150787800GirlBoys...
Mink bros, we were so close...
Bai bros, we were so close...
Mati bros, we were so close...
>>150788276>>150788631>>150789257GWAN SCOTTY GWAN THE BOIGWAN BIG BEN
Bacher bros, we were so close...4/4, perfect score.
>>150790956you forgot Hillhouse
>>150788276>>150788631>>150788200It never even began for us girls...
do the latter stages of this tournament get broadcast on any standard english tv channels?
>>150791608DMAX will air the Final, i'm fairly certain.
>>150791294GWAN THE KEN REGEN>>150791490Our day will come, someday womenchads.
>Missed a Hillhouse Maxifucks sake
another week, another maximum
>YCP and Shaky lost>Scott and Boiko losingWhat a day...
>>150799513BOICIDER
>>150799513SCOTTYCIDER
MONDAY - English OpenRound 3 (bo7)>10:00Ding Junhui v Liam PullenSi Jiahui v Liu Hongyu>13:00Barry Blorkins v Louis HeathcoteKyren Wilson v Robbie WilliamsDavid Gilbert v Fan ZhengyiMatthew Selt v Liam Davies>Followed byMark Selby v Liam HighfieldWu Jizzy v He GuoqiangLei Peifan v Ryan DayPang Junxu v Daniel Wells>19:00Hossein Vafaei v Luca BrecelMark Williams v Amir SarkhoshZhou Yuelong v Xu SiTom Ford v Martin O'Donnell>Followed byShaun Murphy v Zak SuretyChris Wakelin v Ross Muir
>>150801808>Vafaei v Luca BrecelFor some reason these two players specifically have terrible body odor in my head canon
>>150800054>>150800206At least one of them won.>>150801808GWAN DING
>>150801808GWAN SELBINHO!>>150791893Soon, surely.
Alri' lads?
>>150811935Alri
GWAN DING GWAN PULLGWAN SI
>>150811935alri
Three miss rule enthusiasts feasting
In case it even needed to be said: Ding is in.
>>150812798Now for the Hawk to fly high
GWAN BLORINHO>>150812798Seconds in doubt: 0.000.
>Soiren losing to a literal 90s pop star
>No Farmcider
HawkINs now time for Jester
oh no no no
>>150814332>>150814415Very nice. However!GWAN SELBINHOGWAN THE YCPs
>Mark Selby, 1
>>150814544and the frame
>it's the "depressed Jester" episode
>>150814769>doubting
Which Liam Highfield evolution do you lads prefer: the Paul Weller or the Fernando Torres?
for me, it's the Serbian hardman look
>>150814415lel
J E S T U R Y >>150814830Looks better honestly
>hating on Kryen until you support him against the GOATit's like the kinds of people who would switch football teams
I like this aestheticvery sleek and moderneven the ref fits the surroundings, although I'd still prefer pellew
>Sheriff in the audience very prestigious>>150815069I appreciate the colour coding
Yes, yes, but when is Ania?
>>150815116Big bad Barry has her locked up in the Mattioli Arena
>100 safety success
Not bad, maybe this could be his year.
>>150814780N-never in doubt.>two YCPs also in>one still fightingNice.
GWAN WILLO GWAN PELLEW
>>150812583WHERE'S THE RIGHT HAND GOIN
TUESDAY - English OpenRound 3 (bo7)>10:00Xiao Guodong v Gonk ChengzhiZhang Anda v Anthony McGill>13:00Judd Trump v Michael HoltJoe O'Connor v Ricky WaldenGary Wilson v Sanderson LamYuan Sijun v Ben Woollaston>Followed byMark Allen v Scott DonaldsunnStuart Bingham v Dylan EmeryJak Jones v Jamie JonesElliot Slessor v Jimmy Robertson>19:00Neil Robertson v Sunny AkaniJack Lisowski v Thepchaiya Oh-NoAli Carter v Marco FuJackson Page v Zhao Hanyang>Followed byZhao Xintong v Ishpreet SinghStephen Maguire v Aaron Hill
>>150818346I've been sick.>>150820430GWAN XIAOGWAN ZHANGGWAN TONY
>>150824529how can you just exclude Gonk like that
>>150827593You're right, that does look bad.GWAN GONK
>Ronnie O'Sullivan has pulled out of next week's Unibet British Open for medical reasons.
GWAN TONY >>150827954Saudi + Triple Crown events only then eh?
>McKill
Gwan Gnelf, Hitman, Benji and Jumpin' Joe
>>150828620CAMMAN ENGLAND POT SAM FACKIN BALLS
Alright, a new hako full of nice souvenirs is being prepared for shipment (the weight is, of course, 1470g). Hope it arrives before the Hakoday. I'm not sure if I've already mentioned it, but this year we celebrate a third Hakoday, and it's an especially important one. More info in about 2 weeks.GWAN HO- never mindGWAN GNELFGWAN WALNUT>>150827593In the end, only two of them really gwan'd.
>>150829166>the weight is, of course, 1470gnice GWAN DONALDO
S C O T T U R Y
Gnelf: in
>
GWAN FUNNY AND SUGWAN THE P. CHAIYA>>150830224>still playing with one more possible frame after this oneHeh. Jegg and Thepp will have a long night.
W E L S H C I D E R
Are these twins or am I just a faceblind regard?
>>150827954
Congratulations to Jak Jones for winning the "Welsh with the last name Jones and also having JJ as your initials Derby" >>150832849>his the lucky bitch.png Ursenbacher up to his old tricks again?
>i'm not here to conversate man
>>150832638Not all twins are identical twins, but I don't think two women would allow themselves to be seen on TV with the same hairstyle unless they were related.
>>150833282lel fairFu :( GWAN THEPPY & SEETHEN
>>150833217
>both Welsh Joneses against each other>both Lisowskis against each otherThe scheduler's had fun arranging today's fixtures
C E N T U R Y134 by are champion.GWAN GUIREGWAN ZHAOGWAN THEPPER (again)
bloody 'ell, cam on Steven
WEDNESDAY - English Open Round 4 (bo7)>10:00Wu Jizzy v Chris WakelinDing Junhui v Matt Selt>13:00Mark Selby v Lei PeifanJudd Trump v Yuan SijunGary Wilson v Elliot SlessorPang Junxu v Robbie Williams>Followed byBarry Blorkins v Tom FordMark Williams v Zhou YuelongXiao Guodong v Ricky WaldenZhang Anda v Jak Jones>19:00Neil Robertson v Jackson PageSi Jiahui v Luca BrecelShaun Murphy v Fan ZhengyiAli Carter v Aaron Hill>Followed byZhao Xintong v Jack LisowskiMark Allen v Stuart Bingham
>McTired>Cloudy>Poo>Eu-NuchWhat a disaster.>4 frames played>3 centuries by ZhaoChinese domination.>>150836377GWAN DINGGWAN WU
>>150833728lmao>>150839600>4 frames played>3 centuries by ShaunMcDonalds Domination
>>150839600Ding: IN and a centuryWu: IN
GWAN JESTERGWAN YUANGWAN GNELF
Mark Selby, one hundred
>>150843098>Mark Selby, oneStopped reading right there
Data Baize: Gary Wilson has never beat a player balder than he
GWAN the cute ref in the Selby match
>>150843640>>150843651heh
>>150843640Tina, but sterner
>>150843461I choose the believe this
>>150843741*to>Three whitewashes and a 4-1 Deciderbros are starving
>le pie fan
>>150843813>GWAN THE HAWKGWAN WILLOGWAN FANGWAN PANDA & JAK >>150843827?...Brecel is playing tonight
>wake up>Ding destroyed>zestwash>Sless counter-slain>blorkwashGWAN... FUG, ACTUALLY GWAN ALL PLAYERS>>150843651Not saying she's ugly, but looks too serious to fit my definition of "cute" (that definition has a lot of pictures of Hako, by the way, as examples).
fuck, I missed Blorky Hawk destroying
>>150844397The Hawk swoops, the Panda falls and the Willo eats a kebab to cheer himself up.>>150844348Yes, I suppose as >>150843710 said, stern is more applicable.
D O N G C I D E R
>>150845052tastes nutty
>>150845061Walnut szn is upon us
>>150845280>Walnuts are the round, single-seed stone fruits of the walnut tree. They ripen between September and November in the northern hemispherewow you're right
>>150845442On my way home today I saw two kids picking up walnuts. How could I have not realised it was an omen?
>>150845442JJ and Xintong don't stand a chance against a ripe Walnut>Ken's Birthday GWAN KENDO
>another 147
>>150846971>the 227th maximum in professional snookerfeels like just yesterday that they hit the 200 milestone
>>150847202Is the standard really so much better or are the pockets just bigger... or both?
>Shorn in>Neyul deceased>Brelel winning
>>150847955Why are evening sessions evil?
>>150847985Snooker is only supposed to be played in the deng (deng means light)>Hill doing the needfulThank you based Hillhouse
H I L L H O U S E
This is Jack's year
>pingpong
>No Neinnon
>>150848761He will beat Tong then lose to Hillhouse, such is the way of jegg.
Zhao must be ill or something this is strange lmao
B I N G C I D E R
GWAN JACK!
>>150849840and the winner plays Ding!
>>150850050RIP Bing, but Mork v Ding is always a good matchup.
THURSDAY - English Open Round 5 (still bo7)>13:00Barry Hawkins v Zhou YuelongJudd Trump v Elliot Slessor>Followed byShaun Murphy v Jackson PageLuca Brecel v Robbie Williams>19:00 (wew!)Ding Junhui v Mark AllenMark Selby v Wu Jizzy>Followed byJack & Jones v Ricky WalnutJak Lisowski v Aaron Hill
>>150850651>Ding Junhui v Mark Allen>Mark Selby v Wu JizzyOh dear. This evening session will CLEARLY be unlike the previous two.
Just go a 147. Anyone here play sudoku? I think it's suitable for safety enjoyers.
GWAN BARRYGWAN DESIGWAN SLESSY
GWAN HAWK TUAGWAN THE SLESSOR EVIL
GWAN BLORKOGWAN ZHOUGWAN THE EVIL GNELF
>>150855225>147s are so common now, /147/ anons can make one
>Barold
>>150855225>>150856318£147,000 will come in handy for buying those antique wing chairs for /147/
>>150856417Good idea. Wing chairs and Blork Memmos for everybody... and I wonder how much it would cost to hire Pellew to stand in my living room for an afternoon?
STOP THE COUNT
>Slessor plays a highly intellectual safety by trying to leave both blue and brown near the cushion>instead of getting mad and hitting hardStrange timeline.
>>150856461Its Slessver>>1508564962smart2win
ARGHHH
>>150856525COME ON AND SLESSAND WELCOME TO THE BAIZE
GWAN ZESTY BARRY
TROON IN THE FRONT ROW
>Both Sless and Hawk bottling 2-0 leads>Brelel and Morph next >>150856807ynr Jamie Hunter
B O Y C I D E R
S L E S S C I D E R
GWAN SLESSO
guys how do we get Blorky to do better
>>150857046Men have asked this for generations, i fear we wil never find an answer.
WTF, I love Slessor now?!
>Jess Tramp
Finding it difficult to care about watching snooker since the death of Eurosport if I'm honest lads
.
>Mid september and Judd still hasn't won a tournament Ah fuck he's gonna win the worlds, isn't he?>>150857211>you no longer give Barry Hearn money Sounds like a blessing in disguise to me
tati :3
>>150857329perhaps he's cursed to not win any more Home Nations events since he left glorious England and moved to *checks spinning globe on table* Honk Gonk.>>150857413there she is, the big-bottomed girl
>>150857191>>150857227what do you think this is, GQ Magazine? STOP with the pretty boy postin'
GWAN JACKSONGWAN ROBBIE>>150857329>he's gonna win the worlds(Six-red)
>>150857427But really, the more I look at Shorn, the more normal Sless appears to me.
SAY YES TO THE SLESS
>>150857426The Chinese have stolen his brainwaves amd given then to Tong
>>150857716uncanny valley levels of weird
P A G E C I D E R
lol. Lmao, even.
shorn just wasn't hungry enough for victory
GWAN ENGLISH WILLO
We were so close to being rid of Shorn, Jebb AND Pretzlel. Still, good session.
>>150858316Zhou will do the needful, but yes this tournament has turned out to be very very based.
>lelby
I see a little Tina ponytail swishing gracefully
GWAN SELBEHGWAN DING
Lmao @ that guy in the front row with his man bag strapped round his chest
>>150859179>Ding destroying >Jester zesting
>>150859928Let's hope you didn't speak too soon.
>>150860556fug
>misery guts Lelby goes home to his old wife>Chad Yeezy goes back to his qt snooker gf (Yulu)I think we all know who the real winner here is
GAWN MARK ZEST HIM RIGHT UP
>>150860863Now it's our chance to avoid a decider at least on one table.GWAN SELBIUS
D E S I C I D E R
N-never in doubt, heh.Dingcider...GWAN DINGO
>>150860965>>150860972>jester coming back to win the frame so we can all watch the Dingcider Big ups
Tina is looking dangerously pullable this evening
>ding builds a big lead against mork>proceeds to get destroyed for the rest of the match and lose
>Dang
>>150861435This is what Ding sees when he has a lead, no wonder he can't win baka.>Allen vs SlessThe most Decider coded fixture i've ever seen
Well, at least some good things happened today. That's more than we can say about most days.
>>150861109tiny tiner and her titillating tail
>>150861559>>150861571
PELLEW!>>150861571stupid sexy tina...
>>150861817just look at this sprightly young buck!
>>150861756Nothing to frown about >>150861817>>150861885GWAN THE YOUNG MAN GWAN HILLHOUSE GWAN JJ AND WALNUT
>late night snookerPeak /comfy/
>Tina, Selby and now Pellewmy no nut thursday didn't stand a chance
>>150862060>waiting for a midnight decider >>150862088>my no nut thursday didn't stand a chanceIt never did, since Walden is playing right now.
crazy to think that the combined age of these 3 young'uns is about 60>>150862060a late night show even barry can't cancel>>150862088I already lost at tati
>>150861586>dang ol' lisowskee I tell you hwat man, he nevergon'windarankintitlejustgon'beontourtilhesseventy
>>150862282>It never did, since Walden is playing right now.lel
FRIDAY - English Open Quarterfinals (bo9)>12:00Luca Brecel v Zhou Yuelong>14:00Mark Selby v Jackson Page>19:00Mark Allen v Elliot SlessorJak Jones v Aaron Hill
I don't know where to stream snookerwill you guys be mean to me if I ask
>>150863566Huya via streamlink is the way. See: https://pastebin.com/tRSLRCNmThe downside with this route (for me at least) is that the video can randomly glitch out (like here >>150861435) and a lack of English commentary. If you don't mind paying Uncle Barry I've heard that WST Play (with a Euro vpn) is adequate, it's certainly a lot cheaper than a TNT Sports sub. Other than that, there are always free streams available, if you ask during the day someone will share a link.
>>150861435
This is a board game not a sport
>>150865010https://youtu.be/Z0_gpcaiGyE
>>150865229
Richard, seriously?
You've got so many machines, Richard!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSorN9vhLz4
>>150862411lel>>150863520The fixtures we all predicted, for sure.>>150863566https://sport7.pro/?search=snooker
GWAN TINA
>>150872227call me Liam because I am PULLEN>>150868555>>150870555nice trips
>>150872411Nice dubs >the fuckin state of that frame
>Zhou Yuelose
>Tom Ford has pulled out of next week's Unibet British Open for medical reasons.Bloke thinks he's bloody rpmmie o'sulligwan
The new hako has arrived. Less than 48 hours after they sent it. Reminds me of how I had to wait 47 days for a full-priced inferior product to come from Switzerland.Death to Switzerland, by the way, haha, as a joke, of course.GWAN ZHOUDoes the other match start in 5 minutes, or only after the previous one ends?
>>150872411>I am PULLENReminds of an idea for a picture I've had for some time but will never use, so I'm just going to describe it.It's this cover, except the blood is a silhouette of a female referee and the hammer is her pony-tail. The hand stays as it is. You can guess the title.
>>150873377>47 days for a full-priced inferior product to come from Switzerland.Sounds like they were having a jest >>150873426heh
were the score graphics always this tiny
>>150873947It's the same as always, you just got larger
T I N A C I D E R
>>150873947it's a plot by big gargools
GO ON JOE
>>150874076
>this table
>Joe
>>150873426Reading a description of a really good but nonexistent meme is the only pleasure at all comparable to enjoying a scintillating Women’s Snooker match in livetext format.
>still got at least 5 frames of Lelby Jester after this
snooker
What a frame. The real snooker indeed.>>150874364Kek. I still have this whole match saved. I read it whenever there's no snooker.
>>150874438I think if you tried to read that image and watch this frame at the same time you would overdose on zest
BACK TO THE BUFFET YOU FAT FUCK
BACK TO MY LAP YOU SMUG REF
>>150874419At it's peak
>Breclel just giving it away on an unnecessarily risky ball
>>150874388These memes of this old American are extremely tedious. There I said it.
>>150874491Fortunately, his luck didn't save him for once.
GWAN JESTER
>"It is tough because my Grandad comes everywhere with me. He's 74 years old and I know he won't be here forever. Hopefully he's here for a long time to come, but he's more deserving. He has driven me around since I was nine. I would love to be in the position to give him a trophy. The money means nothing compared to what a trophy would mean. I'll keep knocking on the door, keep trying my best and see what happens," said world number 23 Slessor.His Grandad's name? John Pellew
>>150863566I never knew, and people were very helpful and told me. It was then that I discovered I don’t actually care about most snooker matches if they aren’t on TV, so I’ve just been very quiet since then.But it’s on TV now! Hit up DMAX (Sky 159, probably on Freeview as well, I think it’s in the 40s) and you don’t need a stream as long as you have a TV.
>>150874548SOVLI will now gwan Slessor except against certain players.>His Grandad's name? John PellewYou meant that Slessor is John's grandfather?
>>150874565That's great lad, not really sure what that anon was thinking helping a frogposter at 1am and likely ruining it for the rest of us though
>>150874588>You meant that Slessor is John's grandfather?Yes
Do you regular streamers recognise this new female referee?
19's plenty
GWAN SELBMAN>>150874729I don't think I've seen her before this event, but I'm not sure. Some lesser or non-ranking events have streams with quality so low, it's hard to tell.
>Mork 4-3 Ding>Mork was 0-3 down
>>150874824I think the commentators said her name was Anastasia Duzikova, but I might be getting that wrong.
>Mark Selby, 1 (frame)
>>150874923Bet all your money on his next opponent then. Is that going to be Elliot Slessor?
>>150874923Average Ding match >>150874924Yep https://cuetracker.net/referees/anastasiya-tuzikova>>150874927>40 min opening frame Awww yiss
>>150874935>Is that going to be Elliot Slessor?yes
>>150874565>Hit up DMAXgood call man!i thought id need a subscription but im watching it on the discovery+ app on my tv nowthanks again
wew that leopard stretched over the table
Mental to think that there is a 47 year age gap between these two
Good frame. I would prefer if it ended differently though.Unhakoed the hako. Seven new CDs and a book published in 1983, over 220 pages written by Hako's own hand, called Kaze no Iro (Colour of Wind). Surprisingly, it seems I'm able to half-competently read it, but I think I'll leave it for when I can read it three fourths competently.
BO5
>>1508753447 new cds? that's like a treausure trove>Evening session starts in an hour Lmao
>>150875505>Evening session starts in an hourNot on my watch!
>give us a breakHeh.
Something must be up with this cloth, in both matches "easy" positional shots have been constantly fucked up.
Wew, what an escape from the self-zest.
J E S T U R Y
>>150875867And BO3.
>JJ v Hill is starting on the second tableCheaters!
>Russian kick.com streams are backBased.
Mark Selby, one more.
>bo1.5
>>150876148and the match >>150876078>Barry Hearn and WST jannies read this thread btw
who's this milfy ref?
GWAN PAGEMASTER
J E S T C I D E R
A N A S T A S I D E R
>>150876347this is very triggering, there is always a C in C I D E R
did she borrow that uniform from lost property
ZESTER IN THE SEMIS
>>150876456>with a century in the deciding frame That's my jester
GWAN ALL FOUR LADS
does anyone have a webm or a link to video of mark allen standing over mark selby while selby takes a shot to end a frame?it was in good humour and selby got the shot in
>>150876960
>>150876960>>150877039Now that was a great match
GWAN HILLHOUSE
GWAN SLESSO MY BOY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHITEWASH HIM THOUGH
>>150877475>doubting the morkback
>>150877039>>150877162thanks guys, theyre both great clipshad me laughing
>>150877499Any minute now.
>>150877501np >>150877669I'm starting to believe that the Sless can go all the way
>Poleboy gwans Asian players in every possible fixture for a decade to no avail>starts gwanning English kubol man Slessor today and he instantly becomes granite
>>150877281>no HILLCIDER
>>150878180DONT DO IT KUBOL
>>150878180oh no!
M I D N I G H T C I D E R
>le kubol manL A T E C I D E R
>>150878786lel >>150878787or not
>>150877669heh...
>>150878806In awe at the gleam on that
>>150878936Lmao
HEAD'S GONE
>bobbins
pretty sure Slessor is worth 6 points if you pot him right now
>>150879033His head might explode
Now THAT is what i call a decider
that was the most entertaining choke I've seen in a while
I'm not going to say the r word, but I was thinking about it
>Poland goes to bed >Sless dies
the slessor man today has fallen
how does one defeat the bobbins?
>>150877782>>150879117It seems YCPs and mystic creatures aren't that different in the end.Well, at least we may get a Mark v Mork final, those are always good.
>>150880389Big fan of Mork's photo on snooker.org
>>150883069>we may get a Mark v Mork final,
New bread:>>150887524
>>150884258bring it back!
odd shot from Zhou
late Anna
