/sp/ - be me turn on footy Zlatan walks onto pitch stadiu - Sports

Anonymous

09/04/25(Thu)17:24:08 No.150582869

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Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:24:08 No.150582869 Archived

be me
turn on footy
Zlatan walks onto pitch
stadium instantly trembling, alpha pheromones leaking into the air
musclíne aura so strong even VAR respects him

>pessi fans: "b-but riggrini won him a WC!!!"
lmao cope harder, scripted tournament with Qatar oil refs
>penaldo fans: "papa Florentino made Madrid the greatest!!"
congratulations, your GOAT needs Florntinezzzz rigging and 200 penalties to look relevant

meanwhile Zlatan just bicycle kicks from outside the box, doesn’t even sweat
no papa Florentino Pérez backroom mafia
no rigged WC
no penalty farming
just raw lion blood and giga alpha aura

ibrahimovic = GOAT
pessi & penaldo = fraud merchants living off rigged legacies
seethe cope mald piss and cry

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:31:17 No.150582938

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:31:17 No.150582938

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Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:32:26 No.150582952

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:32:26 No.150582952

>>150582869
Pathetic

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:51:14 No.150583138

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:51:14 No.150583138

>>150582869
A thread died for this

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:52:59 No.150583153

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:52:59 No.150583153

>>150582869
He had a cool persona and some crazy goals but he sucked ass in the Champion's league.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:54:06 No.150583162

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:54:06 No.150583162

>le chock nurris man

Sage

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:59:21 No.150583205

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:59:21 No.150583205

>>150582869
>i luv me turks