respectful and janny-compliant thread
>>150584025>rags
>laffs
reminder
>>150584077Aww theyre dancing :)
>>150584088>the 3rd jerseys are supposed to glow in the dark Gary, you mad genius
>>150584088/krak/
first for Mac the Moose
>>150584077Is this before or after the last time Canada won a Stanley cup?
>>150584120He belongs in Maine
>>150584173why did you roll over and let bud have his way with you unopposed?
>>150584088>>150584097sorry lads, there's been a last-minute change to the logo
>>150584215Neat
>>1505841661987 world juniors. Canada and USSR got kicked out of the tourney for starting a bench clearing brawl. They turned off the lights and when they turned them back on they were still fighting lmao. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTP5yVL3rw
>>150584187Saskatchewan forever
>>150584088It's alright, too close to the normal home jersey for me, but glow in the dark is cool.
xheattle low-t capital of north america
>>150584215I genuinely, unironically can not process what made CRACKER BARREL think a sleek minimalist rebrand was a good idea
>>150584302bold of you to assume that there was any thinking going on
>>150584077Pierre Turgeon sat on the bench like a little bitch
>>150584277Home is NavyThis thing is black, so the glow-in-the-dark stuff comes out more Plus, the sleeve stripes are different, and the red comes out far better on this one
>>150584097I will buy the jersey
I want the Xheattle Dickgirls """fans"" to leave
>>150584088lmao why are they calling it a kit? this isn't soccerball
>>150584374>Home is Navy>This thing is blackon TV, the "navy" jerseys are fucking indistinguishible from black
>>150584394how often are you going to have the opportunity to buy a gimmicky glow in the dark NHL branded jersey, ffs? Hopefully not often>bargain of a lifetime, Gary, great job... good effort
when do >we get a good jersey
>>150584414Seattle, is my one-word answer to your question >>150584444checked
>>1505844444 years from now, digits confirm
>>150584402too bad
>>150584402
>gayew didn't even draw half a milly last night
zero percent chance the lames make the ploffs kwab
>>150584427thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
did you guys play silksong yet btw the new kraken jersey is gay go knights
>>150584681I didn't care for HK so I'm not interested in picking up silksong
>>150584681cope the new kraken jersey is cool and your knights are shit, copeyor, rather, your knights are marnercomplete and utter marner
>>150584716skill issue>>150584724we don't call those that here
>marner retentive gross
copey and trb are best friends and that makes me sick. imagine counting a sean higgins supporter as a friend. absolutely disgusting
>>150584981lmao what a dumb piece of marner
I fuckin hate football.
I forgot to bring a towel to the gym today so I had to wipe myself off in the sauna :(
>>150585334Well, this is the place for you then
>>150585104copey wontrb lost and was rapedthey are not the same
>>150585382do you contest the allegations? >>150585388
>>150585388based and true how was your day buddy
>>150584402They're forever part of the mountain alliance
>>150585451trannyfed drew under half a milly
>>150584444checked. soon
>>150585388>talking about himself in the third person, desperately trying to make himself feel like a winnerstarting to think that trb isn't the only one who's raped
>first play of the season>some dude is immediately injuredDid i mention i hate football
>while they are waiting for the injured player to be carted off some dude gets tossed for spitting in the quarterbacks faceChimp sport
>>150585507KWAB
I won't let my future sons play football, it's too dangerous
>>150586181you should sign them up for ballet
the only ballet guy i knew was an unbearable faggot because of how much pussy he crushedvery offensive existence
>>150586680>an unbearable faggotmuch like trb
lads do you prefer soft white or warm white ledsI had to get a new desk lamp cause my ~15 year old one finally crapped out and it uses the wrong one and I'm trying to figure out if it's something i'll get used to or not
I have overhead lighting
>>150587149I like soft light since I use my lamp at night
>>150587149soft for detail-oriented stuff like your office warm is for gathering spaces like the living room
>>150587192something broke in my fan's light fixture a long time ago and I never bothered fixing it since I get natural light in the day anyway
>>1505871492500k with a wide emission band
>>150587273I have like 6 overhead lights and they all dim so i just turn them on and off depending on how much and where i want the light coming from
>>150586181I played 13 years of football and was sentenced to a life on planet retard with no parole
I have no video games to play
>>150587447Did they give you a star on Retard Boulevard?
>>150587473create a player in chel
>>150587537I get board of chel really fast
>>150587473load up a 32x emulator and play kolibri
>>150587473want to play pokemon showdown with me?
>>150586181I won't let my future sons play football, it's too black
No thanks I guess I'll just play dead or alive for 6 hours
>>150587783no need to tell us your goon schedule
>rags
>>150587780I'm not sure what their fall sport will be. I've already decided that they're doing hockey and lacrosse
>>150587828
I guess I'm gonna have to play Shenmue but I dont really wanna
>>150584444When the team moves back to Hartford
>>150587924I picked up DiRT 2.0 and my racer guy is killing it
playing didn't ask simulator 2026
>>150588574Not seeing this one on the app store all i see is youll shutup and listen simulator
>>150588744This afghan kush I got yesterday is great
>>150588800
>>150588744>>150588830bud ravaged your asshole and you didn't even lift a finger
>>150588857hi, Mitch, how the fuck are you? That's great, go fuck yourself
>>150588574offseason /hoc/ is a blogging general
Kek tbg bringing the heat
>>150588918>blogging/shitposting
>>150588979trb really could have used that heat during the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>150588987>>150589692what made you write bud1 and admit to being gay on an exposed stud?
>no one ever asked what he was thinking
>>150589812how did trb sr react to you vandalizing one of his exposed studs?
Does Skinner actually have a shot at playing for Canada in Milan? He believes so
>>150589889zero reason to expect anyone other than binnington unless he has a catastrophic season
>>150589880marchand posting on /hoc/
>>150589948Pretty much
no Wolfie no watchiesimple as
>>150589959actually that's mitch funny how two manlets have a similar name tho
>>150589963You guys need a better goalie pool
>>150590002It's been a growing problem for years. Canadian kids don't want to play goalie anymore, not even the french ones. They all want to be Mitch Marner.
I'm actually 5'8
>>150590093you're a foot taller than trb
>>150590000Checked
>>150590086canada needs to attract autists back into hockey
>>150590127no wonder bruce left boston
>>150590093I could stand up tittyfuck youor check you in the head with my breezers
uh oh angry abdul is back
>>150590205I always stand up on my toes and bear hug guys who are significantly taller than me
>>150590205forgot about your loss to bud again? you couldn't do shit trb
>>150590309
>>150590309isn't that the faggot that got heem'd
>>150590339trb isn't a dallas fan
Kek here, this is much better
>>150590439
>>150584088They're glow-in-the-dark for every man child Seattle fan Honestly, I don't know why they need to be glowing in the dark. They could just use the Light from their Nintendo switch 2
>the Seattle Glowies =3
Seattle Shit Abyss
I doubt there's a single person in Seattle I couldn't absolutely HEEM
>>150590624because of subnautical bioluminescence, dude > Haven't you ever watched a documentary about the Mariana Trench before? No? What are you watching now?
>>150590840unfunny raped retard
>>150590709jen =3
>>150590840 thank you for giving a fun well thought out response
based solely on home/away jerseys, thirds or other alts shant be considered
>>150591101https://www.nhl.com/kraken/fans/third-jerseyHonestly, it was all Gary's idea...
>>150591202honestly you lost to bud, mitch, and lil 'rito
>>150591173okay pete
today, i met somebody who said they are from the swedish speaking part of finland and when asked where that was they said aland. this is the closest ive ever come to meeting a finnish person irl.
>>150591258Neat
>>150591258I once saw a man in a Suomi jersey at an nhl game. I wish I had approached him about it
frankly I don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting
Ok i git high as shit and gonna see what this shenmue is all about ill report back in a couple of hours
>>150591762copy
>>150591838The last Seinfeld episode aired after Canada won their latest Stanley Cup
>>150591869seinfeld was on TV for like six years after canada stopped being relevant
>paperlad high as balls right now
>>150591838>>150591924thoughts on losing to a burrito and getting put on welfare as a result?
>>150591898Pierre Poilievre said today that Prime Minister Mark Carney had a "Seinfeld Summer; he didn't to anything".
lot of little bones in this fish
>>150591173Move flames and blues up. Move flyers and canadians down
>>150592016nobody cares about those grifters
>>150591869The last Canadian cup was won before the first episode of Friends aired
>>150592016>Pierre Poilievre sai-Don't care
Why don't North Americans name their kids Harvey anymore? The last NHL player named Harvey was Harvey Bennett in 1979.
>>150592509No one wants to name their kind after a burger chain
>>150592509Why give them old English names when we can name them shit like Dylan, Hunter, Cody, Brady and Mackenzie
>>150592509harveys makes your hamburger, its a beautiful thing
>>150592509Harvey is coming back because Americans love Harvey Weinstein [citation needed]
Ya alright it looks like I dug too deep in the vault for with this Shenmue game I'm not feeling it at all I guess I will try and play Chel for the first time in years. I've got 16 (Toews) 17 (Taresenko+2016 World Cup) or 19 (Subban+200+ Legends including Wayne Gretzky. I bought 19 but never really played, im wondering if I can make a custom team with all legends.
>>150592509name fashions are driven by the annoying kids you knew when you were ten and therefore runs on a 25-30 year cycle
huomenta
>>150593439that's the shenmue 2 experience
>>150593640k
>>150593640Winnipeg is not a hockey city. They have to beg people to go to the games.
KWABoys lost
>>150593875retard
huomenta except the opposite
>>150593948They don't go to Jets games. Not a hockey town.
>>150593995Point to your city on the table
>>150593948>-1605>-653>-2258 combinedyet another reason why Albertans should stfu
remember when the jets couldn't sell out the western conference championship in the smallest arena in the league KWAB
WRESTLEFAGGOTS obssesed with attendance numbers
>>150594014>Still doesn't go to Jets games.>Still not a hockey ream.More people go to Blue Jackets games. The Jets will leave Winnipeg again.
Ok. I've settled on NHL 19. I like the mix of players in that game better than 17. My project for the next few hours is to construct a roster full of sick players to take on one of the preset Legends teams, or depending on how easy this is, will make 2 custom rosters full of sick players. Put on some sips, it's gonna be a long night.
>In the 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Jets hosted the Western Conference Quarterfinals (not the Final) against the Anaheim Ducks.>Games 3 and 4 at the then‑MTS Centre (now Canada Life Centre) sold out in less than five minutes
>>150593948I was gonna list the cities with a lot of games played and zero points but it's not interesting, obviously it's just places that only had a goalie. Barry, Wales (Wilf Cude), Newport News, VA (Scott Darling, military family that moved around, not a Real Sunbelter), and probably a ton of tiny Canadian hamlets where they shut down the mill in the 1930s
>>150594020Cope Calgary carried team Canada at 4 naysh
>>150594055it's wrestlechads
Impossible to find roster lists for nhl 19
What the fuck is the NHL doing? Why didn't they drop (bury) the news about the rapists suspension lifting during American handegg opening night? Gory Buttman and his stooge Boll Daily must be losing their touch. Time to replace both I think.
logging into silksong
Which team should I customize? Flames or Islanders?
>>150594427Odds flamesEvens islanders
>zeroKWAB. Neither is is then.
>>1505944550 is even though
>>150594494Zero is not a real number.
Anyways, apparently I have a save file from this game from Dec 23 2022, and I already have 4 custom teams ready to go. I'm going to go check the archives and find out if I was posting about it before I even look at them.
>>150594521Its an odd number desu
this is the year of the bulju
Kek this made me laugh pretty sure I posted it anyways fuck chel you guys are boring.
>>150594455kek
>>150594166the toranna boys won it in overtime
>>150584025bud1
>>150594550>Dec 23 2022i was happy then :(
>>150594772I wasnt. Which is probably why Ive already done this. I found my own posts from when I originally did this. Very cringe. I'm playing 1 game of Chel with a team I made back then and then uninstalling.
>>150594762Makar was on the ice too tho!
0 is an even number. 0/2 = an integer.
>>150594818Wait Point was too Calgary really did carry. Told u
>>150594835Lol retard. Its everyone knows its odd
>>150594818based allstar game enjoyer
>>150594856Based non sore loser fren
>>150593875I'm pretty sure Gary pays homeless people to fill up those arenas. It won't matter after their 2029 relocation to San Antonio though
McJesus will be traded to the Kings. Time is a flat circle.
>>150595095Gretzky was traded with 4 cups in his pocket kwab
>>150594851we dont sign our posts here
I've decided that McMeme is actually NOT him
Stuff the wagie into the cagie
>>150595208ref is like:>how about I give you a knuckle sandwich
>>150595208
>>150595257why not a smile?
Hello Mr Bettman. Please consider give Toronto a second NHL hockey club
I found a copy of NHL 98 at a second hand store for $8, should I pick it up?
>>150595301The Scarborough Browns
>>150595282oh cool, a dime
>>150595282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76bqmKhvYME
>>150595301Biz here do what he says Gary and no fuckin salary cap this time
>>150595392Based, For me its going on the Bluenose 2 in Lunenburg
>>150595302For what system
>>150595459PlayStation 1
>>150595208>getting made fun of by duthtin brown by all peoplengmi
just took another sticky marnerit left a smear along the side of the fortress
>>150595601you what
>>150595640you know exactly what, quit coping
>>150595651we don't cope here
I cope sometimes desu
>>150595665How come
I miss the Coyotes, the had such dope jerseys and were perfect as an underdog team.
>>150595748Life sucks sometimes. Particularity when my Flames don't win the cup
>>150595937life sucks 95% of the time
Epicurus was on to something when he said everyone should just hang out with friends in communes
>"Sometimes there’s not a lot of logic in Toronto, or in the province of Ontario."
Every NHL stadium should have a homeless guy in a trash can at the main gate
Wordle in 4
First round of worldle in 2
just bought a new PC for almost $3k
I'D DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIINGJUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMSTO TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGHCAUSE SOMEHOW I CAN'T PUT YOU IN THE PASTI'D DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGJUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOUWILL YOU REMEMBER MECAUSE I KNOW I WON'T FORGET YOU
>>150597438why didnt you build it yourself?
>>150597536that's what I will be doing that was the cost of the parts
lanny :)
>>150597515haha i saw that on /r/redscarepod too
>>150598176Imagine the nubjobs
my pc + all peripherals + all equipment is somewhere around $40 - $50k, the base pc is about $20k approx and all i use it for is collecting various loli images and posting on /hoc/ get on my level
>>150598176She only has one hand. Why does she even need two burgers?
>>150598176>brown male handland of the freeeee
>>150598360>brownoids can only bag fatties and cripplesThis is bad why?
>>150598360she's australian
ban fighting
legislate hugging
mandate gf
>>150598358wow, tech is that expensive in calgary? crazy
ded thread ded sportded swedes
ded gimmick
>>150595967It's the little things that help us live
Ashley Messier Leadership Award
A cup of Tim Hortons, made at home with my Scotiabank Brewmaster (Trudeau limited edition)
>>150598360
The jannies here are probably buffalo sabres fags
>>150598358based
>>150598483>hugs you
>>150598917Retard
>>150598979Skinner wants to believe in himself
>>150599036Classic retard behavior
>>150598917well it's more realistic than thinking he'll win a cup at least
>>150599060JEN
>>150599053that's a good deal but i don't need that much soda
>>150599081In alberta they pour the soda on top of the pizza
I got a heat rash from the sauna :(
>>150599053$13.73 USD not bad. Is their pizza any good?
Look at all the options mcdavid has for free agency!>oilers>Leafs>RangersWow thank you salary cap you really have helped the NHL stop super teams!
>>150599129>saunais that the name of the Indian guy you went on a date with
>>150599426All the pointless shoving after a goalie freezes the puck
>>150599426open ice hits
>>150599730Keep your head up, pussy
> Canadian Police Chief: “If you ever find yourself the victim of a home invasion, we are urging citizens not to take matters into your own hands... The best defense is to comply...”
my socks have kitties on them :3 go flames
> American Raped Bitch: “If you ever find yourself staring down a fat weeb, we are urging posters not to take matters into their own hands... The best defense is to comply...”
Calgary has traded away as many conn smythe winners as 2nd round games won since 2004
*Connecting*
>>150600424My Islanders were owned by a conman
>>150600455jlmi
>>150600455Who the fuck mentioned the islanders
>>150600493He did just now
>>150600517And there's zero relationship at all to what was said. Hey guys did you know Tampa Bay was owned by the Yakuza? Now wasn't that crazy? Oh wow the NHL had a team in Atlanta too? Crazy NHL lore! I heckin love the hughes brothers too
>>150599730>>150600455>>150600537here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pAMK2p-HIY
>>150600537Marty biron wore number zero
>>150599426scoring when my team is down
>>150600537Some would argue your original post had zero relationship to what was being said
>>150600537holy fucking worked kwab
>>150600577Isn't wacky heckin crazy?! By the way ban fighting ban hitting I want to make yaoi fanfictions of the hughes brothers
>>150600424>fumeskwab
I made sure to put pickles on my bison burger
I like some femcel literature so maybe I should also read thousands of stories about NHL players having gay sex with their teammates and see what that does to my brain
>>150599112I heard they salt their watermelons
>I, JUST WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIGHT>AND JORDAN EBERLE DAY
>>150600748you ever eat a slice of watermelon that's been sitting in the fridge too long and it tastes weirdly salty? that's the nastiest shit imaginable, I can't imagine doing it on purpose.
>>150600732Give us a report on the books about McDavid fucking Draisaitl
How will the McDavid Extension Crisis end?
>>150600777checked
recommend me a scary movie for tn, bros
>>150600882With him in Florida or Nevada
>>150600777_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>150600931possibly Texas
>>150600896the second one
>>150584025WOW what sport is this? ill watch
>>150600955GESCHÄFTSIDEEKombinieren Sie die Filme Orgazmo und Basketball und kreieren Sie eine neue, nicht jugendfreie Sportart
just signed up for the fantasy /hoc/ league
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>150600777This is epic!
*flashes chat*
>cut dudes throat openAnd then everyone clapped
>>150601175pucks on net
>>150601069sick picture bro
When someone asks me what this is all about, it’s two losses in a row in the Finals, and he can’t freakin stand it. It makes him crazy.
Is Mcdavid likely? NoIs it possible? Yes1) The leafs forward core of Matthews (27), Nylander (29), Knies (22), is younger than the Oilers with Draisaitl (29), RNH (32), Hyman (33). Not to mention Cowan starting this year.2) For defense, the Leafs Dcore is very solid, but aging. But their top prospects after Cowan are all Dmen. Not to mention, they will have tons of cap space to go after any top Dmen free agents going forward.3) Mcdavids' first season of his next contract is the 2026/27 season. That year onward, the Leafs are only missing 3 draft picks. The 2027 1st & 3rd, and 2028 4th. Other than that, they have all their picks. 4) The Leafs have very good goaltending locked up for term. Where Edmonton doesn't even have good goaltending figured out now.5) As the cap continues to expand, fewer and fewer teams will be able to spend to the full cap every year. But that won't be a concern for Toronto.
Now that the dust has settled, why did McBust flee soilers for kongs?
>>150601300>the Leafs Dcore is very solidlafftards are still delusional, I see
>>150601324she D on my core until I solidly Leaf
>>150601305Lauren Kyle wanted to build her next evil house in a sufficiently evil city
krak'd my pants rn
>>150601277raped
>>150601393thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>150600882by the most boring way possible. the NHL way.
'eads
>Lane Hutsons dad is pissed that his son was snubbed off team USA's preliminary rosterBill Guerin is a fucking moron.
>>150601462>>JLMI
>>150601462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAeP7WPqp-M
XD le TRB logo spam so funny!
>>150601490why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
radulov just scored btw
Better than expected desu
>>150601550>2-1*sips* yep, now that's REAL hockey
>>1506015802-2 nowMy Ingos are doing goood nowAusten keating and Sam Ruopp
remove the salary cap
>>150601601That would fix all of My Islanders problems>I don't believe that, but one can hope...[]
marner brb
>>150601617why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
Can you guys tell me about Brett brochu He doesn’t seem all too confident to me
>>150601617you do realized the just like my islanders poster is the kid that raped you right
The Most Dangerous Gary
>>150601640Brochu was a pokemon
t. caught them all
I like Meowth because he's a cat :))
>>150601839for me, it's haunter
Animal fighting is illegal in the 1st world
>>150601815You mean Raichu?
Gooooooal
pietta sounds like a type of cheese
Breddy gud>>150601946Now you say it, yeah
I didn’t expect >us to score five
europoors OUT
More like Quebec asses
Incredibly rude
Only 4 to go
the german mind always goes straight to shit
Fun factThe German word for ace is Ass
>>150600986very polite of you to address me in such a formal manner. I see this is a very upright and gentlemanly thread.
>>150602029Going to five guys and asking them for a "spornberger"
fun factthe /hoc/ word for shit is marner
>>150602251True
How often is a defender the topscorer after a full season in the nhl?
there is a fucking yellow jacket nest in my basement
>>150602304https://www.eliteprospects.com/league/nhl/stats/1974-1975Bobby Orr led the league in his last full healthy season (obviously points, not goals). That might be the only one, I would figure it's really rare for a defenseman to even lead a team in scoring. From fucking around for a minute I could find Keith Yandle did it at least once (his numbers there weren't as good as I thought, but the Coyotes had no stars and played slop-puck even when they were decent), and Karlsson was up 101 to 67 on the Sharks second highest scorer in his Norris season
Roses are red,Hutson is a faggot. Hasb are shit, So's laffs.
>"I've put everything I have into my career. You only get one chance to do it and to do it right. And that leads to taking your time with it.">Connor McDavid on contract talks with the Oilers.Lmao he's leaving
Why be in Alberta?
im /hoc/'s daddy
>>150602662which team is he joining lads? digits confirm
>>150601550So when are going to go to an irl game?
Sorry I had to cradle my daughter back to sleep, I’m back now
>yes, sign my old junior coach as my head coach>yes, sign my old agent as team president>yes Leon my bets friend, sign a long term contract with the Edmonton Oilers>bye
>>150602940Next week against Iserlohn, why?
>>150602920That's the problem: Where can McDavid even join that can both afford him and provide him a better Cup winning chance than Edmonton has?
>>150602486>score a point
>>150603017In 2026 - lgbtning and fagass
>>150603017Rapehawks
McDavid will extend before ChristmasBut if he doesn't, he'll leave for Dallas or Carolina
>>150602920Florida Panthers. >Final year of Bobrovsky's $10m>dump Marchand to the laffsThey could easily make it work if he wanted to.
>>150603144>dump Marchand to the laffsa fitting end for the fucking ratI don't care how many cups he has, if he has to spend his last years on the fucking leafs then I can rest easy
>>150603144>>150603186>marchard with a full nmc accepting a trade to the laffsretard armchair gms
>>150602944But both German and Swiss hockey as a whole would be better off with reducing the number of imports allowed in the DEL and NL.Especially now when the new AHL rules is in place that doesn't allow players with too many pro games to play in the AHL. Many North Americans that will count as veterans in these new rules will have to go to Europe now.
>>150602944She won’t sleep :(
>>150603131>carolinaFuckign why
>>150602944Nice larp/hoc/ posters are incels
>>150603261I don’t think 8 is that many desu, but I could live with 6 or 7 I guess
>>150603261Some Herman teams recruit young guns from the echl too, you think that will be trickier then?
this is the year
>>150603320that really doesnt represent the nhl's top demographic
>>150603416cute asian girls in flames shirts
>>150603416I don’t follow the nhl tho
>>150603402shall root for you to do well as long as you're okay with getting heem'd when you run into us in the conference final
>>150603324Personally I think 6 is too many. That's the top pairing and 4 out 6 in the top 6 forwards that can be imports. I think it's better to give incentives to young German players that those positions are possible. >>150603394The ECHL has already have veteran rules in place for some years now.
>>150603416Femcels who think mitch marner is hot
>>150603627reporting in
>>150603641I'll be your boyf
>>150603612Don’t you think playing with top players from other nations gives the Germans a bit of a boost? Every team must play at least three Germans under 23
>>150602963Based have fun! :)
should i buy a sharter fart sweater before the prices go back up again
>>150603402hopefully the goblin's been tuned up a bit
>>150603017>a better Cup winning chance than Edmonton Edmonton is only a cup contender because of Mcdavid.
>>150603795In isolated cases, perhaps. In the big picture, I don't see the needle moving much.
I said europoors OUT
pretty much
>>150603918k
>>150602088no. what are u gonna do about it
>>150603926I see hmmIt’s a discussion that’s actually going on after every World Cup, but I doubt anything is going to changeThe del2 has a pretty limited foreigner cap of 3 (I think, maybe 4)So most of the talent start their professional carreer down there anywaysI’m off to bed now /hoc/Nighty night
>>150604076>gpg leader not on list Odd
girl i'm front of in lecture me has a flames wallpaper. what do?
>>150604338AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO at her
>>150604338ask him his name
>>150604410rude
>>150604077Ya man you think draisitl and nugent hopkins are carrying that team to the finals.
You now remember a time when people discovered hockey by playing NHL games.When is Gary going to step in and make sure EA can't hurt the sport anymore than they've already have?
>>150603627The nhl needs to capitalize on the popularity of hockey romance novels
>>150604609These people buy the game year after year despite knowing the single player experience degrades every year and the focus is entirely on HUT and milking pay pigs and whales. They have no one to blame but themselves, it's been this way for over a decade now.
>>150604338Ask her out for coffee
>>150604338What’s she look like
>browsing 4chan and ogling girls during lectureAnon is never gonna make it
>>150604580ok
>>150604338Wait for her to say something then say “just like my islanders”
>>150604764don cherry
>>150604877better be hoobs or else
>>150604877What if it was wolf you wouldn't have a chance
>>150604877it could be a siren trying to lure you to your demise
>>150604916>It's dube
>>150604960alright yeah that's getting based
I want to try something, /hoc/frens. spread some positivity.post your team and post a team (or at least a fanbase) you respectI'll start>canes>flames
>>150604862Hey man do you want to have a hockey discussion or do you just want to keep being a passive aggressive little faggot and giving one letter answers to replies to a post that YOU made?I mean I already know the answer, you make a hockey post and then act like a complete bitch when somebody actually replies to it, but ya go ahead and reply K to this post again.
>>150605023k
chambers is bubblin'
Don't even get me started on this little 18 year old university shit anon. It's fuckin day 1 of your new life and you've already decided to spend your time shitnposting on 4chan during lecture and planning to stalk a girl you dont have the balls to talk to. Get your priorities straight, you ( actually your parents) paid for you to get an education, not shit post on 4chan. Jannies do it for free, your paying to do it now. Wake the fuck up because nobody is going to tell you that.
>>150604817How’s he going to make honor roll if he doesn’t pay attention?
>>150604991San Jose Sharks legend Carey Price
>>150605021Thanks fren good luck to your canes Positive posting is based
Just dropped a tremendous fucking marner that’s been brewing and fermenting in my bussy all day >capchca: hpw0k
>>150604991I told /hoc/ a week and a half ago this was going to happen and people called me retarded. Looking at you Sweden.
>>150605021>my canes >my habbies
>>150605176People called me retarded because I said a dog can play hockey
>>150604338>>150604877ask her if her name is senorita awesome
LetHim COOK
>>150604991Carey price is still in AA, how’s he going to play?
>>150604338next class you wait until the lecture is over, take a long time packing your stuff up, wait for the room to clear out or drop something next to her seat if it's not emptying and then
>>150605094Great post but don’t forget joining a frat and clubs. I really regret not rushing
Makar's parents house have a Canadian flag now.Makar coming home status: confirmed
>>150605021>ruins >kitties
got two free cans of zynnies when I bought my darts God is Good
>>150605347zary sucks
>>150605587>>
>>150605638why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
grier could have gotten a hell of a lot more back for a $10.5m cap dump than a fucking fifth
>>150605746Loser
>>150605360it's a cap management trade. San Jose is under the cap floor, Price is 10m on the cap, but only has 2m left to pay (his last bonus was paid on Sept 1st), and it's the insurance paying it anyway. Habs were over the cap and would waste a LITR spot on Price again. Now they're under 4m and have space to trade
>>150604267>era babby>retire young like a pussy babby>unable to pass babbyEven
>>150605765why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>You'll have to excuse me I'm not at my best, I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left. These so called vacations will soon be my death. I'm so sick from the drink. I need home for a rest. TAKE ME HOME
Mitch the Bitch should keep his eyes on the road instead of pestering others with asinine questions>don't wanna get that licensed revoked, do ya, Mitchell?>the bus is a scary place
>>150605864do playoff rapes count as regular season rapes too?
>>150606053?!?
>>150606053chat is this true
>>150606066https://www.adn.com/sports/hockey/2025/09/03/anchorages-scott-gomez-is-first-alaskan-named-to-us-hockey-hall-of-fame/
>>150606053But which type of water ice is it?
>>150606073I'll ask chatgpt
>>150606065Bud raped you kwarb
>>150606080too bad for swayman
>>150606083AI slopping his Mitch imagine lmao kwarb
>>150606102Is that mitchs grandfather
>>150606053Gary should use heavy water to reduce refrigeration costs.
1237 consecutive days of being called the raped bitch is enough to make any man bubble uncontrollably
32 days until the nhl returns
>>150605021caneskrak
>>150606123I did the math, and it would cost the NHL $142,694,500 to fill just one rink with heavy water> Someone else can provide you with figures from the municipal sources, but I'm certain it's less to let the city fill your rink with regular water
>>150606032Why the fuck did he post this lmao
>>150606345raped retard
>>150606435You're trying too hard, raped bitch
>>150606679Damn bro, what type of guy do I have to be to get a piece of ass like that, fuck.
>>150606679>sniffs
>>150606774If you don't speak French just give up.
>>150606834Yzerplan status?
>>150605021avshabs
Went to a subway in quebec and the sandwich maker said my french was cute >mignon
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