NFL SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Eagles vs Cowboys 8PM ETNBCWhat's everybody eating for opening night?
>>150592320>folkscringe
>>150592246>be tradie>only work Monday-Thursday
>>15059227330 here, i live down the street from work in a nice town and don't hate my parents. Could be a lot worse.
>>150592317I don't have netflix and haven't bothered watching a pirate stream
>>150592058I have adhd, meth doesn't hit me like it does most people. I'll smoke a bowl and just play hella vidya then eat dinner brush my teeth and go to sleep. About the only way it hits me like it hits normal people is I'll fuck for hours on end. Conversely, I would never fuck with opiates because the few times I've used them for legitimate medical purposes I immediately realized I would throw my life away for them. I don't do weed anymore though. Did enough for a lifetime and eventually realized it's a nigger drug. Still think it should be totally legal though.
>>150592317I'm not a teenager anymore
>>150592317
>>150592312Half of those look absolutely disgusting
>>150592310
>>150591542You have enough pyros for the shupos?I might blaspheme and skip to save for hyakkaryouran summer and the fes in January.
>>150592038God I wish that was me
>>150592314i dont eat goyslop
>>150592312Get the monster cookie and then add a scoop of ice cream
>nut if you buttExcuse me?
>>150592284 meKEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK OH NONONONO TRANIMEXISTERS WHAT IS THIS??????????
>>150592327Ok, femanon
>>150592273me too nigga, but I’m thankful because I’ve gotten to rebuild that relationship with my parents and help them through some stuff. Trying to pay off another credit card so I can save up next year for a down payment and buy a house of my own
>>150592345Its thunder, not just rain
>>150592326Next time I fly into DC to report to your personal fbi agent, I'll have to try it
>must achescott
>>150592342Buy pakeji.
>>150592322Based
>>150592320You SHOULD leech off of them as punishment for bringing you into this world against your will
>>150592308Honestly the delay wasn’t that bad. Had a smoke and watched the cars on I-95. Kinda comfy
>>150592246>>150592273Being NEET is literally living the retired life, without having to work 50 years until your body and mind are destroyed.If you can milk being NEET 15-20 years, you have literally accomplished more than any retired fuck who dies right after retiring (or even worse, gets a retirement job)You lived the life everyone wants to live.God bless the NEETs
>>150591980>Haircut>Glasses>DreamcatcherChrist she looks like my old therapist. Absolute boner killer.
>>150592348Knuck if you buck
>>150592273i'd rope if i was ever in this predicament
>>150592345>>150592355Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening
Is the eagles season basically over if they blow this? Will they have to take the banner down?
>>150592312Maple bacon or banana pecan
>>150592312cherry smores banana monster
>>150592325Then don't correct people on it faggot
Saquon screamer loading, I can feel it
>>150592364I would have rather the zoom on her pussy instead of asshole
>token black man fishingkek i always forget how retarded american commercials are during the offseason
>>150592317Because I already watched it
>>150592364sniff
>>150592364ew what is that taco shaped thing
What are you drinking on this fine evening?For me, been sipping Jim Beam with a splash of sour.
>>150592369I don't speak pavement ape
>>150592342i will absolutely spark if I have too idgaf
>>1505923145 guys is objectively the best burgerslop, they wouldn't be able to get away with their prices if they weren't
>>150592382>>150592383What was is? Janny was fast and didn't even get a glance
>>150592370I’d rope if I took in pride in being a wagie
>>150592372yep, fire sirianni, trade hurts, move the team to new jersey, etc.
>>150592110Rip a huge fart and tell her to get the fuck out of my truck because I don't fuck lot lizards and nobody that hot would ever care about me. If she insisted on staying, probably give her a beer and try to talk her into letting me eat her pussy then fuck her mouth afterwards.
>>150592371I think it's stupid too but lets not lie. Its not a rain delay. It's a lightning delay.
>>150592364that's the most HD butthole i've ever seen (never seen one in real life)
>>1505923648/10 butthole but needs a butthole bleaching session
this is going to be such a shitshow
>>150592391it was your moms asshole
>>150592364still dont know if HD porn is good or bad.
is it true vaginas smell wierd
>>150592193They’re boring I don’t think you’re using women properly
>>150592386i'm thinking i'm glad i'm gay so i can get laid wheneve i want and i don't have to deal with women
>>150592380Randy Moss is a professional competitive fisher
>>150592391a bussy
I think I'll skip the store next week and just eat the chipotle family meal
>>150592100It’s dome propaganda in full effect. There have been rumblings of adding a dome to the linc (which makes any red-blooded eagles fan rightfully seethe uncontrollably) and this is the first step in that direction. I bet you ((((((Jeff Lurie)))))) is involved in some kind of cloud seeding bullshit over the Delaware Valley tonight. They want to have the superbowl in Philadelphia $$$$$$$$ but no Philadelphian (especially no true Eagles fan) wants this
>coom through the video
>>150592377Checked
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOU SE TONIGHT
>>150591990Asians and Latinas are hotter. White women barely edge out muzzies and that’s only on average. The hotness scale of muzzie women goes a solid two points higher but they produce hags at a higher rate. Very boom or bust people them rabs are ;)
>>150592405>He’s still watchingAnon the Eagles won. You can turn it off.
DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED >DAK NEEDS TO BE SUSPENDED
>>150592299Janitor here on 4chan
>>150592410yes but good weird
>>150592422Cute
DAK SPAT FIRST
tactical spit
>Dak Prescott just made a tackle a moment agoThat was like 2 hours ago.
>>150592381
>DAK SPIT FIRSTThe script writers are crazy for this one
>Professional athletes spitting on each otherYou can take nigga out the hood...
>>150591980Does she..*gulp*...show her panties?
>>150592420I heard it was garbage. Portions are not big enough to feed 4 people
Dak is a party rocker
but it's okay when dak does it
>>150592417>exception that proves the rule
>>150592410ever been to a fish market?
>>150592363What a sad, pathetic life. No one respects you and there's no way you respect yourself
Why are we watching monkeys spit at each other in slow motion 4K
DAK SPIT FIRST!!DAK SPIT FIRST!!
>dook shitspit
holy shit dak spit tooeject him nowthere's video evidence
>>150592435Here we go!
Eject Dak
>>150592430Everyone loves a volunteer
>>150592427Yeah you were mentioned in the post, you don’t need to repeat it
>>150592156Apparently that Dak is just as much a nigger as he is, just with better aim with his mouth.
Kek Dak 200 IQ
>>150592220>commiesLmao maybe on Planet R
Jeffrey Epstein LOVED that song
>SPITGATE
>>150592449GOOD MORNING, LADIES
>>150592363
Eject dak
Whatever happened to LMFAO?
>Dakgate
>$60 million dollars>spit on your opponentsHow socioeconomic
Prescott being half white stopped him from actually spitting ON Carter.
lol top tier baiting by Dak on that one >>150592457pretty sure spitting on the ground is allowed
>Hack Spitcup
>>150592317Why is American streaming content so shit?
>>150592417Moss is a west virginia redneck
>>150592447Don't you have some pallets of soda to unload Sandeep?
These nwords needs to play better
>SLOW MO SPITTING REPLAYGod bless american sports
Ack Spitpoop
>Dak Spitscot
DEM BOYZ GOT TO WATCH SOME TAPE TO SHUT THE RUNNING GAME DOWN
my cowboys got this
>>150592362what cigs you got on you at the game?
Is ACK gonna get suspended too then???
>>150592439>>150592440That is one magic loogie
Both players spit on dirt, not sure why JC got punished
>>150592443It looked like a lot in the commercial
>kill all momentum over heat lighting miles awayfuck off with this shit
Them Boyz don't need Micah
>>150592452lol
that lightning delay killed the iggles momentum
>>150592481we call it pop here paco
>>150592493>???
what are they doing?
>>150592100Nice reddit spacing!>>150592421Flag on pathetic freak, desperately responding to yourself 15 minutes later
>>150592470COLT 45 AND 2 ZIG-ZAGSBABY THAT'S ALL WE NEED
>we've combed through the footage
>>150592490To get the cowgirls back in it
>>150592490for headlines to distract from epstein being a mossad agent pedophile compromising government officials
>Prescott>eaglesAl Michael's is fucking COOKED
Eagles are cooked
Why does he keep calling him Prescott?
Why the FUCK does he keep calling him Prescott?!
iggz gotta lock in
Tirico referred to Hurts as Prescott for 2 plays in a row.
>>150591980If you refer to women as "mommy", you have no one to blame for being an incel but yourself.
>>150592504We call it coke here maple nigger
>>150592473>Years active: 2006–2012After that I dunno, probably had mediocre solo careers. One of them is a tennis player now I think.
>>150592165I played football from 12 to 22 and I'm in my early 30's now, I knew what uncrustables were for a long time. They're literally just pb+j's you don't have to make yourself. It's the bougie version of eating an orange and a banana and some kind of cheap protein. Again, holy fuck, learn how to eat.
>>150591430Based triangle man.
Unlucky
>>150592454The anti-hero the NFL needs. I'm now a Dak fan.
>>150592498>momentumblow your brain out
>>150592529All blacks look alike.
>>150592535kill yourself for having raised a whore daughter with whore friends
>>150592507not my fault I can't post the same message within 5 minutes on two different threads. FAGGOT.
>have to be up in 5 hours for a 16 hour shift
>prescott lol
based announcer making me feel like I have even worse CTE than all of the players
>>150592535Save bail money
>>150592516is that Kenny Omega?
>>150592535Is that the girl who’s obsessed with knives
>>150592516wtf what if the glass breaks in his mouth, thats stupid
>>150592490think of all the extra commercials
tirico thinks all black people look the same. racist
>>150592535watch American Beauty to find out
>>150592522He hasn't raped an intern all day
>>150592544only midwit redditards don't believe in momentum
>>150592548???
>>150592549>>have to be up in 16 hours for a 5 hour shift
>>150592535Ask him who took that photo of him.
>>150592535tell him it's a cute pic
Brehs
If this is dubs i am a slut for bbc
>>150592549just quit your job anon
>>150592549Just call in lmao text your boss in 3 hours saying you got really bad shits or puking
>most controversial game in 5 years between the biggest rivals in the nfl >only 1000 postsYup, /sp/ is dead
>>150592473>start a joke band>somehow blows up>make a gigantic amount of money fucking around>after a while decide you hate being a joke band>take the money and run
>>15059254916 hours doing what?
BENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSONBENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSONBENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSONBENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSONBENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSONBENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSONBENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSONBENCH ADOREE JACKSON>BENCH ADOREE JACKSON
DAK SPIT FIRSTTHE BASTARD
>>150592549Just stay up at this point. Strokes can be overcome. Missing SNF games cannot.
schottenheimer needs to cover his lips
>>150592544>he didn't watch super bowl XLVII
>>150592421Imagine being this retarded, unironically
>>150592576If this is trips I am telling the truth when I say I am a biological female blessed with a perfect ass, and a witch
>>150592214Called it :^)
Eagles secondary cooked
NFL season has begun. Time to partay!
>>150592535Who is that???
Adoree Jackson isn’t stopping anything
>>>have to be up in 16 hours for a 5 hour shift
>>150592566There are notable restaurants and sandwich spots, not roach infested kitty litter papi stores
>>150592537No fucking way, never met a fellow Triangle fan
Does /sp/ support trans rights?
>>150592581whats controversial about it
>>150592605My daughters friend
>>150584189I'm back for the NFL season boys! I missed you guys
>>150592604carnival cruise?
>>150592604Why are black women so gross?
>>150592597they actually do want to build a dome in philly though
Giants defence will be better than this
>>150592604to the anon up above that asked why black athletes all date white women, watch this webm
>>150592555yes susu_jpg/swinsuit succubus
This is ok, but can they play more music with black people singing off key in between plays?
>>150592598It was going to be trips but the captcha fucked meERROR: YOU HAVE ENTERED THE CAPTCHA WRONGERRORERROR: YOU HAVEERRORFucking site
>>150592619Whats her onlyfans name
I WEAR A MEAN DARK PAIR OF SHADESAND YOU CAN'T SEE MY EYESUNLESS MY HEAD IS BENT
>>150592604imagine the smell
>>150592616there's no reason not to
>>150592598Ywnbaw keeeeek
Howie better be fucking negotiating a deal right now, Adoree’ Jackson shouldn’t be anywhere near the depth chart
>>150592278Nah bro I mean gaslighting scammers.
>>150592604>imagine the smell
>>150592623genetics
>>150592597I’m a pretty smart dude. Can you say the same?
I actually spit before either Prescott or Carter did.
This is going to overtime
>>150592630Damn i didnt know she was doing this now. Inching closer to full on nudes
Dak Prescott is unironically gay, right? As in, prefers men.
>>150592535I only fuck Latinas.We dem boyz!
>>150592604>>150592620why do americans always spam this shit in their gamethreads?
>>150592317because burton lost his fastball years ago
>>150592643I could do what Adoree Jackson has done.
>>150592629was about to post the same thing
>>150592639Why do NYCers think that calling a convenience store a bodega makes nyc special?
>>150592634susujpg
I'm gonna take half an ambien. Sometimes it makes me feel slightly euphoric.
>>150592655God I hope so
>>150592604I think ima fuck me a black girl. I work around them and they are fuckable
>>150592273I'm 32 years old and I live in a semi truck and use my parents address for my mail and bills. I'm a half step above homelessness and risk my life and career every day compensating for every faggot retard on the road. I'm divorced, barely get to see my kid, and my last source of happiness is alcohol and my xbox. Shut the fuck up nigger, get a real job and move out or start rotmaxxing and subverting society.
>>150592650I’m a pretty smart dude.
>>150592654Southerners are fucking animals
>>150592643he should hit up broncos
>>150592616I support everyones rights, we are all equal.I dont support people thinking they are above and beyond everyone else and deserve special privileges
>>150592673just fuck a bean bag chair instead, same experience and less likely to get an STD
>>150592642It doesn’t count. The site interfered. It’s crazy how incompetent men are
>>150592678Grant was an alcoholic
>>150592674kinda based desu
>>150592119It isn’t. It’s just lame at this point. Grow up.
>>150592692Based
>>150592668We called them spic stores here in philly if you're based
>>150592685Rolling for 5
>>150592566>>150592639>bodega
>>150592288Find another one, there's four billion whores you could fuck instead and at least a billion of them are does ripe for the dicking.
>>150592685OH GOD NOT WHITE CHILDREN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME DR KING SAVE ME FROM THESE WHITE DEVILS
I think the only incompletions from Dak tonight have been drops lol
>>150592696stop spitting on people then lol
LMAO cowboys
TRY FOR A KICKBREAK THE RECORD
>>150592692based
>>150592669Thanks lad
>>150592358I do, sadly. I'd have to pay Arona to get double sparks by the time shupos release.>>150592388gakibased
>>150592692Better than a confederate lmao
I've always wanted to go see a game in person while I'm in america but I'm afraid I'll get shot/stabbed/arrested/deported or whatever just for showing up. What is the safest stadium for someone just to watch a game without any problems?
poooooonted
dak peescott is not very good
>shilling the cryadelphia cryerskek
>>150592717they'll definitely do that in Dallas
>>150592686I dunno I just think they're easier for aquick fuck and chuck
>>150592700>being ripped off by jews for 2 pieces of chicken spread around a plate>charting in 2025
>>150592685This bitch FUCKS
>>150592725Typical nu-metal fan
>>150592685NUMBER YOUR POST ENDS IN GETS THAT CHILD
>>150592160Literally me
>>150592645Broken clock, pussy
>>150592685Imagine how much that costs in food, clothing and entertainment…
>>150592296After the buyout whataburger started going downhill. They're way too expensive now and can't really get much cheaper without sucking ass. Carl's jr, culvers, freddy's, and chili's all do better burgers for the same or less money.
>>150592633Yeah its pretty fucking annoying, funny thing is it doesnt actually stop any spammers since they use that other thing that used to be called dot gaye
>>150592700> I can walk 15 feet and pop in to a michelin star restaurant and then walk another 15 feet and see the next upcoming chart topper band in a dive bari don't think you do either of those things, i think you sit in your shitty apartment and watch sports with /spee/ like the rest of us
>>150592738Take your meds
>>150592616I don't support trans rights when they murder others because their safe space echo chambers encourage toxic affirmation
>pounded all night long
>>150592685
>>150592730the bigger story is shilling the flyers over the sixers lmfao
>>150592725Lambeau
what's going on with AJ?
>>150592741>I get the one I wantedFUCK YES
>>150592762hasn’t found a good book yet
Eberflus is such fucking garbage
>>150592616i support them going to a mental institution
>kneeland had an issue with his kneewho writes this shit
stop with this stupid RB up the middle shit
first down TUSH PUSH
>>150592315Kys
>>150592675
>UNLEASH US
its raining men
>too many men
terrible spot
IT STILL WORKS!
Tush?Pushed
Someone ban Eberflus from the league already
>>150592789Kys
>>150592771i don't think i've been relevant enough to be a contender for this
>>150592771i don't know any normies who talk about that so no
>>150592765It's a PB&J nigga. Not some kike conspiracy
Would you rather have 2nd and 1 from the 49 or 1st and 10 from the 50?
>>150592320>I live with them but don't leech off of them somehow
BUSSY PUSH!
there is no way they fed these guys crustables during halftime right? that is a lie to seem more relatable to the poverty goyslop eating class right? ive barely ever had it myself
>>150592748>chillisChillis has great burgers, the bacon cheeseburger is a solid 9/10, beef cooked really well there as well, i believe its chuck 88/12
>>150592772>>1505928082nd & 1
>>150592792its literally a mental illness your feelings will never change that i dont care that your your second cousin twice removed thinks hes a female thats not how it works
KILL THE CLOCK TIME>KILL THE CLOCK TIMEKILL THE CLOCK TIME>KILL THE CLOCK TIMEKILL THE CLOCK TIME>KILL THE CLOCK TIMEKILL THE CLOCK TIME>KILL THE CLOCK TIMEKILL THE CLOCK TIME>KILL THE CLOCK TIMEKILL THE CLOCK TIME>KILL THE CLOCK TIMEKILL THE CLOCK TIME>KILL THE CLOCK TIME
why not take a shot there
The way you stop the buss puss is to win on first and second down
>>150592539Both Filthadelphia and Jew York should be hit with multiple nukes. The world would immediately be a better place. While we're at it make sure you hit Atlanta, Dallas, San Diego and San Francisco and Miami too.
>>150592816no arrow
>>150592827Why
>>150592823Take your meds already, wash it down with some raw milk while you're at it.
>>150592823thismeat is only for the chosen, not the filthy goyim
>>150584189Can't ban the tush push lol
>cheat yeet hasn't been banned yet
>>150592817It’s a common misconception that elite athletes eat well, they eat anything. It’s rare they have special diets.
>>150592828A clot shot?
Do you guys think jalen hurts moans during the tush push
>>150592822I'd tell you to kys, but 40% tells me I don't have to.
Get fucked Goodell
>>150592832because that's foobawl
The only ones humiliated by the tush push is the Eagles themselves.
>>150592823Big Meat can't take this laying down.
Imagine if the Eagles spend the entire quarter on this one drive
>>15059284610 minutes though
BARKLEY
>>150592830>the irrelevant shithole that I live in is da best!!!
>>150592832Because the game is over
Why was Barkley such hot garbage on the gnast?
>>150592822Trannies echo chamber online has convinced them, they are in mortal danger every time they walk into public.Chained to their own fear receptors
Shit posting had gone away. God save /spee My boys will bootyblast both of these teams.
Quon whoopin these nigs
Push my shit in
I cant wait for Hurts to snap his spine during the tush push so it will finally be banned
What if barkley was white
SAQUON>SAQUONSAQUON>SAQUONSAQUON>SAQUONSAQUON>SAQUONSAQUON>SAQUONSAQUON>SAQUONSAQUON>SAQUON>>150592854>>150592856networks seethe because they can't get commercials in lol
Why the sticky so slow?
>>150592862cowgirls could still win just need a miracle
>>150592817my wife eats those every day at school
Barkley is a god
>bet the rent check on AJ Brown over 50 yardsHey guys, i guess thats it
>>150592863Because everybody is there?
>>150592863wild how when an rb goes to the best OL in the league they play better
>>150592839Why don't they do this when they are on National TV or on TikTok?
This thread has NO HONOR
>>150592872would mix their puss juice with my weiner
DANCE OFF CONTEST! GO!
>>150592863because the Giants are shit period
Name a gayer play in any sport than the buss push
Pat's or Geno's?
>>150592756kek
>>150592863RBs are incredibly dependent on their QB and OLs not being utter dogshit because otherwise teams just stack the box. See Henry's last season in Tennessee
>>150592863He had good years but the line wasn’t good enough. Kept drafting shit O line in the early rounds too.
>>150592872sex with amazons
>>150592877you've gone and busted my good manthanks for playing
>>150592871they'd still take one, they do the side by side shit where the game is on mute and minimized for a 30 second commercial pure jewish
>>150592872I like to get a sticky with them if you catch my drift
>1000 posts for a TNF gamegrim
>>150592792Imagine being a dude and thinking you’re a lady. Sounds pretty insane, right? Like how can you make that jump without being totally fucked in the head? Dude, you have a COCK! Guys have COCKS! End of story, retard!
>>150592616If they're 5'8 or shorter and built like a twink, sure. If they're 6'3 or taller and built like a fridge, no. If you can't pass you shouldn't be trans and if you do it anyway you should accept being openly mocked until you kill yourself. And anyone getting surgery on their genitals instead of finding a gender affirming way to use them should also just kill themselves.
Why did the Giants get rid of Barkley again? are they dumb?
>>150592863he actually was amazing, which is the funny part. giants just didn't have a team that could support a good run game
>>150592870his name wouldnt be saquon i imagine
>>150592874How fat and/or low IQ is she
>>150592899Whats a migger
>>150592899>muh spectrumyou're on the judaism spectrum
How do I get a trad gf?
>>150592877never bet what you can't afford to lose. Also>not taking all iggles unders related to passing
i think the cowboys should score more points
>>150592906yes
Wow what a garbage commercial
>>150592918You dont deserve one
>>150592918adorable
>>150592873Yeah but barring a miracle it’s over. They can’t stop Eagles from scoring and can’t keep up offensively, once the Eagles drain a little time off the clock like they are now it’s all a formality. Cowboys might score one more touchdown with a two pointer if they’re lucky, but they won’t come back
>>150592922Source?
>>150592922
>>150592904How many mass shooters over the last twenty years were white males in their 20's?
>>150592906no idea
>>150592918She looks like she fucks chechens
>>150592918Be a trad man. Get off 4chan. Go to church. Pray. Be a good person.
>chumba casinofuck off
>>150592886
>>150592917libtard cope that she lost.
>>150591981>"Ok Finnish daughter, you can go to college in America to run track. What's the worst that could hap-"
why would you want a gf girls smell and their voices are annoyinc
>>150592939That's stupid.
>>150592911Yeah, I'm a trve MIGGER.
>>150592932if you are the cowgirls you are praying for a FG, then go down and get a TD then take this meme game to OT
I literally couldn't tell Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel apart if you put a gun to my head
>>150592918Just be white, handsome, and wealthy
>>150592870Whites are more suited for endurance or heavy lifting. That's why there's so many white guys on the line, especially centers. Alot of mass and static strength to push forward. Blacks are overall athletic and powerful so it makes sense to draft a black for Barkley's position. It's rare to find a white guy with enough acceleration to outrun blacks. Usually it's better to have a white person that's big that can run people over
>>150592872I am now a so-called “Fever” fan
>>150592952whatever /pol/ says, the opposite is usually true
YAAAAAS FALLON IS UP NEXT
>>150592958yeah you could
cityslickers make the best goycattle
wtf happened to all the quick passes from patullo? this entire game changed after the delay ffs
GOODI HOPEDICKERSONISDEAD
>>150592954gimi
>late night talk showsdo goys really?
>>150592935I sucked all of their dicks right before the shootings
>dickerson outOkay now it’s over
>>150592971eric????
i'm blackAMA
>>150592956They’ll do fookin nuttin
>>150592863He was good on the gnats, that's what's hilarious. They thought they could let him walk and just plug some rando fuck in there and get the same production.
>>150592909neither, she's thin and above average iq
>>150592678How'd you know about what I get up to in the barn? Don't knock horse pussy till you try it, fag.
>>150592830>san diegowould rather nuke minneapolis myself
>>150592906He got heemed most seasons and the ones he didn’t dragged them out of a good pick. Should have traded him.
>>150592974dubs and goblando dies tomorrow
why the fuck would they start dickin son when he just had back surgery?
>>150592958One did blackface, the other did that red sox movie with drew barrymore.
>>150592979How did you learn to read?Most of you cant do that
niggles gonna win but they are falling apart already. story L.
oh come on go for it Nick wtf
>>150592993>Conan was literally right about everythingbased
>>150592952yes the american economy is collapsing but nobody cares because they just want to watch football and tvslop
Ps5 has no games. You can not dispute this
can somebody tell me what it's like to be poor? somebody told me this is a website for many poor and impoverished people
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCHI'M OUT OF TIME
>>150592941>Go to church.Protip: the women at church are selectively trad. they are all in facebook groups and will roast one another for dating the wrong guy.
this game turned into shit
YOURE OUTTA TOUCH
>>150592990he had knee surgery>>150592998shut the fuck up bitchknees no one likes you
>>150593007poor is a mindset, we're broke nigga.
COWBOYS 5 LIFE MEN ASSEMBLE
Stream?
>>150593006you just did it again. like you're on loop
>Squirts getting filtered
>>150592988>leftists would never use the -igger suffixbehind blacks, they are the most racist group of humans. They are just afraid to express it vocally.
>>150592935a small percent
What was the over under for this game feels like a lot of points have been put up but the overall offensive numbers don't look good
>>150592935How many white males on this website legitimately believe they, and their 2 friends, are white women? And how many of them are incorrect in their assumptions?
I think AJ Brown is hurt and they're just having him run out there as a decoyThey've force-fed Devonta a few times but haven't to AJ, which they normally would do at this point just so he's not shut out
Eagles were Kellen Moore merchants
>>150592952>I feel like such a loser for loving it so much.I blame the cringy ass commercials, they make this look so s0i and manchildish
>>150593005but why no PC2?
Above me 50 iqBelow me: 200 iq
>mfw im unironically a nigger and a migger
aliyah status?
>>150593025wtf i love leftists now
What's your least racist NFL opinion?
>>15059302848.5 was at a -110/-110 split
>>150592941the only people still at church are old people and "reformed" whores looking for a bailout
>>150593019LATINO COWBOYS FANS ALSO ASSEMBLE
>>150593033Dubs don't lie
>>150593039charmander never sayed this
>>150593032I think AJ Brown gets traded to the Patriots around the trade deadline
AJ Brown better throw a fit on the sidelines for not getting touches or he's a fucking loser.
Only one man can put a stop to this tush push madness
Miggers thought they were safe on blue boards?
>>150593039Don’t call yourself that, black king. Don’t let pimply incels dictate how you see yourself.
>>150593027hit me with the trans numbers and let me know how it correlates to the WR production of the steelers because i love sports
>>150593044Jalen Hurts is good
>>150593032Hurts doesn’t like Brown, it’s not a secret. There’s going to be a ton of drama mid season which will end with them trading away Brown
NeetCHADS, our post-game plans?Wagies BTFO!
>>150593044the most underrated player in our generation is devin hester
i've shitpost about the kekboys for so long that i kinda like em now
>>150592738Need sugar along with the protein, most nfl players are so big they're intentionally pre-diabetic. It's why the smart ones drop 100lbs when they stop playing.
>>150593044yid owners ruined the nfl
>>150593055>texican
>>150593019LETS FUCKING GOOOO
>>150592952It is, but people misunderstand what bread and circuses are. A failure to be able to have fun signals a collapsing system. Since the NFL isn't funded by federal tax, you can't compare it 1 to 1 with the Roman distraction
>>150593005PS5 has helldiv-OHNONONONONO NOOOOO
>>150593078FapSleepWake up and go disc golf all day
>>150593043>i love the group that hates blacks, but loves them vocally so that they don't lose their jobs and their friends pat them on the backweird flex, but ok.
Horrific game ending dak turnover incoming
>>150593062i think that's an asinine opinion, sorry friendoffseason is your only chance
>>150592979ew
COWGIRLS WINNING DRIVE INBOUND??
>>150592658she never will but she has done a lot of this in the past, shes just getting back into it
I really hate that n*ggers take over beautiful classical cities and completely ruin them like Philadelphia… Then they start saying they build this country when outside of Egypt and South Africa there hasn’t been any thing constructed outside of mud huts, it they claim they built America. Soul food was also stolen from white people because mammy worked in white people’s kitchens and stole the recipes and made them at how for their families and black people now think they created “soul food” that they stole from white people, they can have okra…..
>>150593094>weird flex, but ok.You have to go back
>>150593065>>150593077Miggies always run back to ptg once exposed. like Jews ironically
>>150593093Anthony?
Not feeling this season bros. I’ll you next year
There is no true purpose in life.
>Dick-in-son gets injured>Stop the game for lightning 30 miles away>Still only ahead because of one drive with uncalled holdsGambling addicts and niggles fans will look at the box score and pretend that they're getting refballed though
>>150592792Some trans people aren't insane and did it for the right reasons. Most of them are fucking nuts and need to be committed and not have access to the internet for a few years.
>>150593022>Yeah, I may have got duped into believing a moronic made out of whole cloth CIA narrative designed for drooling retards and cheered on endless lawfare that destroyed countless lives and undermined the political will of half the country, but you just need to move on.Neck yourself, faggot.
>>150593087if there is one thing mexicans have gotten right ever it's supporting the cowboys
do niggles fans still throw batteries or did that meme die
>>150593066I got it from Kanye
>>150593044The way they’ve softened the sport does nothing but hurt it. CTE be damned. They’re playing football, let them fucking hurt each other.
bros why is everything getting worse under trump if hes so great
rookies showing up
weather delay really destroyed the offenses
>>150593122that's 3 times lol
>>150592981
DICK PRESCOTT CHOKING
>>150593116yeah so many tradwives at church lmaoooooo
Time for a drive saving flag
>>150593116This just looks and feels jewish. Jesus doesn't want this.
>>150593122Keep proving him right
was that a fucked up play? looked like the oline broke for a screen but there was no RB in the backfield
>>150593112Nah.Most disc golfers are NEETs or lazy hippies anyways thoughThe perfect activity for a NEET
>>150593120the "taunting" penalty on nolan smith and the "unnecessary roughness" on blankenship were refball unarguably though
Dance off battle go
>cowgois wasting opportunitiesdrink
man that storm really killed everyone's momentum
Game over
>>150593150look at him go!
Sam Darnold is better than Dak Prescott And that's an absolute truth nuke
Did you guys know Mike Tirico is Italian?
>>150593143Jesus would love them anyways, and send them to hell.
>backs up 10 yards to throw the ball into double coverage at the line of scrimmage He really is terrible
weather ruined this game
>>150593145I'm not wrong though. What else matters?
HURTS WILL THROW A PICK 6
>>150593150
HEY GOOGLETURN IT UP!
>>150593161did she shit herself goddamn
>post yfw the cowboys somehow pull out the win
>"game"thread>85% of people don't discuss the game
>>150593152that's because california became mexico
>>150593161Me on the left
>its midnight>still 5 minutes and 6 timeouts leftbros this is going to 1 AMwtf man….is this the “new normal”? why the FUCK is this game going over 4 hours long
>>150593152Texas mexicans = CowboysCalifornia mexicans = 49ers
>le hecking switch 2!!>le meryo kart! Do people unironically buy this slop?
https://nypost.com/2025/09/04/us-news/trumps-doj-considering-banning-trans-people-from-buying-guns
>>150593116Those aren't churches, they're leftist faggot hangouts
>Dak “more expensive Derek Carr” Prescott>cowboy fan bro already with tears in his eyes We are so fucking back
>>150593163seriously kill yourself you mentally ill freak
chicfila commercials make me feel uneasylike an animal response to dangerthe little guitar strum with someone, usually a minority or woman, gushing about some shitty fast foodjust a quick mute every time
>>150593183Shut the fuck up faggot.
>be Dak>act like he can't wait to get the ball back when Cowboys are on D>gets the ball back>does nothing
>>150593176Kek!
>>150593129Happened once in the 70s to a retarded drunk santa clause that people were basically offended by
>>150593161here we go again
>>150593188haha good goy. you brainless fucking faggot
Hurts saving his one good pass of the night for this drive right here
>not having a razor with your team logo
>>150593176Holy shit
>>150593188It's going to OT. Buckle up little nigga and get cozy
>>150593188Weather manipulation courtesy of HAARP deepstate
>>150593161good lord that thing is HUGE. how am i supposed to compete with that??
Donkey Kong commercial to celebrate BLM, this is progress
>>150593176WTFis this real???
>>150593161Did you k le that most BBC porn uses dildos instead of real people? When they do use real people they’re wearing penis latex extenders?
>>150593157Is Susu’s husband a cuck or based
>mcchicken and small fries and drink is a $5 value deal
>>150593116Go to a baptist or pentacostal, or any other more literal protestant churches. If you want the easy trad wife, you have to live the hardcore church life.I remember my childhood church excommunicated my friend for 6 months because he was caught drinking alcohol.
>>150593176Nah no way. Real?
>>150593195Cry more, god damn.
Eagles are two to three first downs from wrapping this up
>>150593192What sport is this?
>>150593180Nothing has happened since 2nd half plus thats half the appeal if live sp threads
that gillette commercial was 100% using an AI voicefucking gross
>>150593192>ban guns to own the libs
>>150593188any lightening detected on the eastern seaboard means an nfl game gets delayed these days.
Justice for JC
>>150593198Literally every major NFL game thread we have to put up with this shit from you mentally ill freaks
>>150593196I like chickfila but they really think they're doing something unique with those shitty ads
>>150593225Unironically way too big
>>150592935Not enough of them and not nearly as many as had thought of it at some point in time. If only they had spent more time picking better targets and working on their aim, the world might be a better place. I'm a big fan of people getting fed up with life and using violence to change it, they just always chimp out about it and do it the dumbest way possible. Except Mangione, he held it together long enough to do something that mattered before his brain flew apart.
>>150593176This is the worst kind of AI video.Since they take a real video and tack AI on the end, it really muddies the water.
>>150593192I thought red flag laws to stop obviously mentally unhinged people from getting guns already existed? This is just common sense
Jarty niggers get the fuck out.4chan will forever be the superior site.
>>150593226your mom
>>150593221This is why Catholicism is superior. A teen sneaking alcohol isn't the end of the world.
>>150593006xhe still believes
>>150593220her fat ass would love that
>>150593225sauce?
>>150593225bros seriously my white manhood is barely a THIRD of the size of that. how are we supposed to compare to that?
>cowboys fans starting the flood the thread with pornphilly has em on the ropes
>>150593234Those fancy 4k cameras are expensive bro plz understand bro we only generated 2 billions bro
>>150593221>baptists Dumbest retards on the planet
>>150593242That sharty girl is pretty cute
>>150593180That's what happens when the game is delayed for an hour.
>>150593176/diy/ checking in, that grand canyon sized gap between the door and the floor pains me.
>>150592979Do you have a full time job?
isn't it kinda weird to save all those pictures on your computer
HOLY DEFENSE COWBOYS PLEASE
>Israel on a proxy spamming nigger pornyawn
Mediocre
>>150593215Ironically most Philly fans are whites and white trash. The city itself is black but the fans are just unhinged alcoholic whites. Oakland and Pittsburgh have literal black fan bases
If Philly chokes, this will be the best game of the year
lol eagles lost
Dook legacy drive incoming
GIVE DEM BOYS YOUR ENERGY \o/
>>150593225imagine how intense an orgasm would be with a johnson that big. all that extra meat and muscle to twitch and throb…must be overwhelming to let a load out with that cannon
DAK CAN WIN THIS
nobody is open
why didnt that nigga stayed inbunds? is he gay or something?
>>150593292
lol that returner is so pissed
we're going to fucking lose igglebroswhy did the offense become so constipatedi understand dickerson's hurt but everyone else is thereis Petullo a fucking fraud?if McKee was healthy and in the game, would we be up by 40?
>>150593275fuck the duck until exploded
Like clockwork cowboys start losing and the thread starts getting filled up with BBC porn
COWBOYS WITH 3 MINUTES LEFT
Imagine a Dak INT right now
whats the bills beer of choice? gonna drink 14 of them on sunday
Squirts is ASS bruh
This is why people don’t respect Jalen bro doesn’t even try to throw it into coverage anymore. Not saying to force it but someone has to be open sometimes.
Massive refball drive coming up
>>150593292\o/
punter unironically won the Eagles the game
>eberflus chads vindicated Caleb really was the problem
>Dallas losing >porn gets posted Why does this keep happening
why hasn't there been a Hurts designed run? no read options either
Just left the game. Cowboys won. Fans are pissed. See you next week. Go birds
It’s a shame Marlon Wayne’s sold his soul to Satan and let his son troon out… he was such a great actor back in the day ;(
>still playing that beyonce commercialdisgusting
He’s going to throw a pick off a tipped ball like the choking faggot he, dak prescott, really is.
>>150593225had a 4some back in high school with a slut from band class and one of the guys (light skin saxophonist) had a cock this big. i couldnt help but stare at it. hell, when i cummed, i made sure to take a peek at his manhood and nutted the hardest in my life.
My dick is developing a curve to the left. It used to be straight. Damn
Dallas will score but will leave too much time on the clock and Philly will win. Screencap this post
>>150593313Niggles want you to think he isn't a bus rider
MY STREAM KEEPS REPLAYING THE PUNT
Hey guys I was gone for an hour did I miss anything?
How long until every commercial is AI?
did aj brown fuck hurts boyfriend? why does hurts clearly hate him
>>150593313daddy sexy baby girl come closer
>black qbs
>>150593333Kevin Patullo seems like he's already run out of ideas by the third quarter of his first game
Did the game just restart?
>>150593346faggot
>>150593333you save those for good teams in the yoffs.
>>150593306McKee can barely manage a game, no chance. The Eagles aren’t playing any different from last year, even with a new OC. This isn’t a flashy pass game, it’s a run-first oriented offense based on clock management and sensible decision-making. It’s fucking boring and fundamentally sound, but it gets the job done
>>150593044Every time a player asks for a flag to be thrown it should be an automatic five yard penalty without loss of downs, and defenses should be allowed to run a 12th player but they have to decide if it's a secondary or other player before the start of the game and can't change it. To make it fair, all receivers should be allowed to get a running start like in Canadian football three times a game. Also all refs should be full time employees paid 500k a year after taxes.
readying my Orsons in case cowboys win
>>150593352>streaming an OTA broadcast
AJ is actually injured, but they won't say it.
>>150593285True because most of the white people from philly moved to the surrounding counties within the past 40 years. Some real ones are still hanging on mainly due to family ties.
>>150593306you see the trash they have AJ Brown running
HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT HOW DO YOU DROP THAT >HOW DO YOU DROP THAT
>>150593346Wtf
this is the hardest the soibois have played in like 3 years kek
both these teams suck
>Dak
Battle of the defenses here
>>150593378my tv doesnt have a tuner
poop pooppoop kek
lmao that was a perfect pass
You have been visited by Yes King! How do you proceed?
quinyon's terrible hands are gonna lose the game
CMON MITCHELL
If philadelphia was nuked the rest of the country would celebrate in the streets
Mitchell need to catch that shit fuck
>>150593327Shut up and post some hags
adoree jackson fucking SUCKS oh my god
Game ending stad padscott INT incoming
its over
Dak unironically can't win with these cats
quinyon fuck off
GP3 BOI
CD BUTTERFINGERS KWAB
>>150593393move the rabbit ears around
CD fucking sucks
>>150593340FUARK
STOP DROPPING INTS FAGGETS
>Dropped Pickspat
>>150593406
ahahaha
did everyone forget how to catch
DVD Lamb come through
CAN ANYBODY CATCH IN THIS GAME?
>>150593390This game is so boring. I'm still not in football season mood
is Dak actually good and his team sucks?
>>150593426It's ok I'm sure more will be thrown.
Pickens might legitimately be a better receiver than Ceedee Lamb at this point
why didnt the cowboys run the ball? eagles selling out MASSIVE pass pro but nothing over the middle
This is like the 4th dropped INT this game
nice wide receiver you paid
quinyon has had a kinda stinky game
ARE THE COWBOYS TYING TO LOSE THIS GAME????
Playing like VHS Lamb
>DAK PREKSHIT
Cut Lamb after the game
the dee in ceedee stands for drop
How do you not get that int?!
Dak wants to throw a pick so bad
Who keeps saying CeeDee is better than Mike Evans?
Dak in fuck it mode
Gotta go
Why are they passing?
>dick poopsuck
go Cowboys fuck Philly
Why does Dak always throw into double or triple coverage? He sucks so bad its like hes retarded
Dak is an overrated nigger
holy fucking scripted
fuck philly
I don't really care who but catch the ball retards
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the cowboys believe Dak was a franchise QB
>I can't throw
>>150593465nope pick 6 incoming
why are they passing? they had all 3 timeouts and 4 minutes runs the only thing been working all night
RUN THE PLAY YOU FUCKING PUSSYDAK SHITSHIT
is it too late to cut pass-droppers from the team?
>>150593459mike evans doesnt exist anymore
Webm of Dak spitting first?
>>150593472>like he’s retardedhe is retarded
>3 drops for CeedeeKWAB of the game. Never mention him with Chase or Jefferson again.
the lightning delay killed all the momentum of this gameboth offenses have been utter shit since they came back
fuck dallas
>Check Downscott
>>150593442100% better. You can’t drop that. I hope nobody ever forgets that drop
>>150593493fuck philly
quinyon mitchell pissing me off
>Dak running out of time vs the 49ers was 4 years ago
Gotta go for it before the 2 min. Dumb play calling
>>150593496Nice whore. Whats her name
>CD KWAB
GG
>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB>PEEPEE LAMBPEEPEE LAMB
game over lol
Reminder
>Lamb can't catch a football
>COCK DICK LAMBHAHAHAHA
make a catch idiot
>VHS Lamb
Oof
WOUNDED LAMB KEKLELOH NO
>>150593496could my 4.6 inch white johnson satisfy a woman like that?
My Chargies will booty blast both these teams
Dallas fucking sucks
BAHAHAHAHAHAA
POOP POOPPOOP
cd lamb SUCKS
CD lamb? More like Kadarius Toney
>seedy lamb
CEEDEE SUCKS DICK
>duck pucksuck
lamb cooked
>Dumblas
C DEEZ NUTZ
>peepee lamb
KWAB
Everyone forgot how to catch lmao
NO FLAGGOS FOR YOU NEGROIDO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DALLAS KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
More like dak poopshitt
Huh, I didn't know Kadarius Toney signed with Dallas
Pathetic
CD YOU ARE DOGSHIT BROTHER
YES
You got to catch those if you want to play in this league
>Cee>Dee
Sharty underageb&'s think they're the funniest 'iggers to ever live. Coal dust that believes it's a gem. Cacaniggas.
KWAAAABBB
its over...
dak and ceedee both suck lolcowgirlies 2-14
CD Lamb Philadelphia MVP
Another drop lmao what a shitter
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>150593504One of my all time favorite /sp/ moments, that whole postseason was incredible.
Battle of the KWABs
>Dem Goys
I JUST CAYYYYNT
CD LAMB IS NOT HIM
>ACK POOPSCOOP
real talk tho how many of you virgins would make that catch?
Crap Dookie Lamb
run a fucking read option you retard
>DeJean tug on CD>no callThe Philadelphia Chiefs, ladies & gentlmen
If that was Mahomes there would have been a flag
Ceedees drops
same ole cowgirls
cd is going to fake being injured so he can pretend that's why he has 3 crucial drops
Both of these teams look like dogshit
>>150593528>woman
CatchDrop Lame
>3 timeouts>2 minute warning>3:21 remainingAND YOU CHOKE. COWGIRL FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH TOP KEK
Never forget this game. Lamb is not top 5 in any world. Don’t let people fool you
>Supposed best player in the league>three butterfingersHoly Moly
>drops the catch>full force lands on the back of his head right afterAHH MY CTE!!!!
Dallas kills themselves as usual
>>150593571NFL IS BACK NIGGA
>i don't know what happened to CD blind mofo, he got popped
Patullo very predictable this half
Floppy Disc Brown
What's his name again?
>>150593599digits
if you were Jerry, would you have paid Parsons or Lamb?
>>150593529please don't use my wife to shitpost
BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL
>>150593524LOL
aura loss for doing the old spice commercial with a naked homey
oh hey they finally targeted Brown
yea AJ actually looks hurt
>>150593482MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI
>>150593518Teen love isnt real, its stupid teenagers who dont know shit about anything, let alone life or love.You didnt miss out on shit
aids j brown
>>150593528This is the height of humor in the spic mind.
CEEDEE IS A FUCKING WORTHLESS BUM
>AJ Brown finally got a ball
>>150593614DVD Lamb
Jefferson coming down with that
>>150593600So you're saying...Dak has carried the Cowboys offense?
>>150593614VHS Mule
3rd and 2?just run 2 tush pushesgame over
cant wait to watch the rams kill the other texas team…total texas humiliation ritual
>>150593593I'm rooting for the Eagles but yes, their Dline is S H I T
AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYJAAAAAAAAAYYYYBRROOOOOOOOWN
C.D. Lambo rn os pt sa nt
>>1505936264 foot 6 is the average height of spics
HE WUZ A GOOD BOY DINDU NUFFIN
Skip Bayless alluded to some beef between Jalen and AJ and I think AJ tried to go for his wife because she’s a hot light skin and that level of disrespect cannot be tolerated.
>>150593510babyyy.soph
>>150593617Your wife is ugly as FUCK nigga
>0-1>pretty much 0-2 due to playing their asses off tonight >might as well be 0-3 from a mental standpoint at that point Maybe next year cowsharts
Shitty Lamb choking it away then hobbling off to the medical tent.
we're back
Crab Prescott
>Miggers exposed and exiled>cowboys losing Amazing night
HURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTSHURTS>HURTS
>>150593632more like betamax
>>150593614buttered lamb
>>150593648Shieeeeet
>>150593571its eagles trannies LARPing as soi fans. They literally do this everytime, and anons are dumb enough to take the bait.
Don’t worry, Dak. Puka catches those three beautiful passes Lamb dropped this half when you’re on the Rams in 2027.
It's cowver
ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS ENERGY LEGS HURTS
Is CD lamb the most overrated player in the entire history of sports?
>>150593580I made catches like that every week in high school
>>150593650Stfu white
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lemme get a (you) before you leave okay??
>>150593664Betamax Lamb
das it mane>the soulless city of arlington
Good game. Eagles worse than expected.
>eberlose, losing the gametypical
miggers can’t make aliyah
>>15059357114 year old edgeqween trannoid shitskins are seething because their team just lost the game and their common tier bait isn't getting as many bites as they'd like.
gay sport
>>150593614Lazerdisk Llama
>>150593614Papyrus Lamb
>COWGIRLS DEFENSELOLOLOL
thanks for coming, dallas
>>150593679
Top kek
CHIMPCHIMPCHIMPCHIMPCOME ON FUCKERS
>>150584189I want his logs in my mouth
>DEM SOIS
>That hold in the backgroundSorry Cowgoys
Post chances of going to the playoffs when losing the first game.
DALLAS SUCKSDALLAS SUCKSDALLAS SUCKSDALLAS SUCKS
what a ridiculous gamejust get the W and go to the mini bye and hopefully patullo and sirianni can come up with some new ideas
>>150593679(You) this man
>>150593652Thanks man
>>150593658>then hobbling off to the medical tent.That's a cop out. You see it all the time when a player costs their team the game then they act "hurt" so they're scrutinized less
>>150593655rude!
>when the money is on the line
>chanting dallas sucks
More like Dak Poopscott
>>150593684Eagles are not repeating their defense is shot
>>150593692straight thug brotha lova
Nice "defense" youve got there eberflus
DALLAS SUCKS
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAKINO
>>150593692>lighting a cigar with a lighterlmao u cant buy class or white skin
>Pee Pee KWAMB
never compare this slot merchant to JJ ever again
>not a single point after the delaywell, gg cowboys that was a bummer of an ending
oh non ononooo
At least I live in the free and BASED state of Texas and not in a communist shithole like fentydelphia
>eagles literally lose 2 of their starting lineup, one of which was a key part of their defense who just chimped for no reason>still can't winMicah would've unironically won this one for them
>chanting Dallas sucks>needs refball to win Filthadelphia strikes again
>it started chimpyWhat did Mike Torino mean by this?
MEME GAME
>>150593679Goodnight friends
>>150593717Sorry but its true, find someone better
kek yall posted in a log thread for almost 5 hours
>>150593722they are a few injuries, a retarded ejection, and corner from being solid
i've been on my knees licking the air in front of me lovingly like its Jalen Hurts' butthole this whole half, so you can thank me for the big win
is it just me or does dak look tougher like he just got out of prison and stabbed a few guys for his gang
I LOVE TOMBOYS
Reminder, DAK SPIT FIRSTExpect a 1 game suspension
>>150593734what was the over/under
>>150593722>rating their defense minus Jalen Carter
>>150593616They wouldn't be in this game without their offense and they might have won if they had a better defense with their current offense. Jerry Jones is cursed and the Dallass Cowgirls are the southern factory of sadness.
>>150593679goodnight lad hope your team wins this week :)
Dem Boyz still covered
>top 2 eagles d player nigs out before the game starts>cowgirls still lose
Why didn't they kick a field goal to cover the spread so I win money what the FUUUUCK MAN
They say the league wants to cut down on trash talk... why do they let the fans say Dallas S-cks? The team should be penalized for that
>>150593695>>150593744>>150593745Thx bros
>>150593730>t. never smoked a cigar in his lifeyou will always be a poorfag.
>15% of my survivor pool would have been knocked out if the Eagles lostDamn the Cowboys are so worthless
Wow imagine if dallas had a star edge rusher who could contain a running QB and keep him from running for 2 tds, ashame theyve never had a player like that.
>>150593616I would have traded parsons, but I would have gotten more in return for him.
>>150593767Carter is fucking amazing but they have holes everywhere on defense not just the line.
>shitgles to pussy to even play the gamegod i fucking hate knee taking faggots
I waited 1 hour and 30 minutes to watch this slurp
>>150593679Goodnight hope (you) have pleasant dreams
>Get spit on >still lose
/sp/ is mad again.
>>150593774Thanks go ravens>>150593816Thanks you too
haha never worried about my eagles...
>>15059376547.5 iirc>>150593805It's really just CB2
>>150593824Oh shit, its Sinbad!
Shit shitshit overthrow that last drop
>>150593787>lights cigars with a bic lighterhahahaha you dumb son of a bitch. would you like a sippy cup for your grape drank
>soibois lose>giggles look like flaming garbage canwin-win for the rest of us
Good job Philly you won a game you were expected to win
>>150593790imagine if they instead paid a max contract to an obsolete media format posing as a wideout with stone hands
>>150593824THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
EAT SHIT DALLAS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
cowboys bros....we were too cocky. but losing by 4 to the super bowl champs and seeing dack wreck shit was good as fuck tho
>>150593717Based tako
>>150593806No reason to risk injury against a salty rival
Everyone you just watched play this game has done steroids at least once in their life.
>>150593885And that’s a good thing.
time to get ready for a day of no workNEET life is the best lifeenjoy waging like a slave - don't forget to clock in on time every time or you'll get fired
>>150593871>seeing dack wreck shit was good as fuck thoHow many points in the 2nd half?
>>150593804keep fighting against your made up boogeyman anon. Im sure those hispanic indigenous folk are really seething over this one!
crazy part is micah probably would've been enough to win this game
OH GOOD
>>150593871we have no defense and no offensive gameplanEither Dak will get injured or he will murder all of his receivers throwing these deep middle cannonballsthis is an 8-9 season at best
Feels kinda depressing once the game ends doesnt it?>>150593901True i enjoy not fretting about the next day
>>150593852>turnover >look at the spread line and over>shut it down delay the game lets have some talk with the playersEverytime the script its not happening they will use this excuse now
>>150593841stfu
>>150593839every cigar you smoke is probably charred to shit, if you've ever smoked any. a bic lighter is great because it's a softer flame and it's cheap, but a broke nog like you probably buys the most expensive lighter as possible with your EBT.
>>150593806Literally every team does that.
>>150593922>>150593806
>eagles tism foundationIk you saw that
>>150593921I was just thinking how much I love gamethreads, I cant wait for sunday. It does feel sad when everything is winding down
>>150593927Chat is this true? What about zippos
Cowboys to cover and the under were free money.
>>150593914>we
>>150593942See you on sunday
Jalen is just as white as Saquon just in a simple man kind of way not an Oreo media trained kind of way
>>150593885antebellum era breeding programs
>>150593941how nice of them to support /nfl/
>>150593914Eberflus did a good job considering what he had to work with. They shut down sasquatch all game and didnt let squirts throw. The glaring issue was obviously the pass rush against a meme running qb
>>150593961Free jewish moneyEveryone beted on the eagles and over
>>150593942There's another game tomorrow night, anon.
>>150593946zippos are no good because they fluid they use will impart a very harsh taste on your cigar. if you get a butane attachment for it then it's fine though.
UNDERBROS…THEY ALL LAUGHED AT US
>>150592427You’re a fucking retard
>>150593927Hahaha stupid idiot. You can’t buy lighters with an ebt card. I’m white btw. Keep paying into a system that only benefits niggs and spices, Il be taking advantage of it.
>>150592427For me, it's Chinese women.
>>150593927>it's cheapYeah I know it's cheap you fucking poor faggot. That's how I know you're a broke piece of shit
>>150593984Oh shit!
>>150593987Neat. I will remember this for the future
DP spits on Jalen Carter? Man, Black lives matter least of all to Black men. It's pretty weird. The number one COD is their fellow Black men, stats show. Why?
>>150593930and by being the first game of the season its my first opportunity to bitch about it
>>150594007>i need to buy the most expensive lighter because i don't want the homies to think i'm a broke ass nigga!stay poor
Great way to kick off the season
>>150594034>i buy cigars to ruin them with shitty lightersa true nig
>>150594061With a fucking hour delay?
>>150594029Cowboys disrespected JC, America's team is Godless and defunct.
>>150593946>mfw i learned how to be a man from crappy movies
>>150593501Loser
my dinner finally arrived bros. what do yall thing
>>150594074>Hellboy>crappy
>>150594087you're the real loser for living in a commie shithole
>>150594088Uhh….enjoy…….
>>150594088Are you in a fucking prison?
>Arch exposed as a fraud>Cowboys lose>anime banned in TexasO JEBUS
>>1505936148 Track Alpaca
>>150594088They let you post from prison?
dak spitting
>>150593129phillies fans throw batterieseagles fans throw snowballs
>>150593751Lmao
ETERNAL STICKY
>>150594027The lighter you use has no effect on the cigar whatsoever he's tripping
>>150593129it died like all the other overblown and rehearsed philly smear campaigns
I'd like to thank the mods for letting everyone use gamer words without handing out bans for it, that was pretty based of them and they deserve a round of applause for not being cucks.
>>150593739Shut up retard.Did you not see the 15 yard penalty against philly for a fucking flex?Didn't see that cowboy get a flag for ape slamming the ground.
>>150584189log on the 'log
>>150594188Yes it does, and ideally you don't use a match or a lighter to light a cigar you use a torch or hemp wick or a magnifying glass. You want the cleanest burn possible. Letting the sulfur burn off of the match head is cleaner than using a regular butane lighter.
da bears
Why is almost every single stadium named after a bank?
>>150594252that's antisemitic anon
>>150594196Mods are trannies and literally tongue anus
>>150594252Don't ask questions goy
>>150592556My thoughts too
>>150594252how very non-kosher of you
>>150593064Based Vita Vea acknowledger
>>150593064>>150594371Big boi DTs, despite all the changes to the game, have been meta since forever. That's so cool.
Tired of y'all fucking disrespecting me bruh!!!
R3ading soicucks crying about the spit calling for suspensions. These fags would call for public execution of Bill Romanowski if he played today. I likethat Carter is a goon desu
Mods are asleep post frogs
Anonanus is a fucking faggot
go birds
>>150593614Betamax Bushbaby
>>150594252Greed
>>150594232Jesus Christ you're gay
why the fuck is the sticky still active
>>150598335Grow up
>>150584189I will probably be eating some shit
>>150599859fuck off
>>150599859Shit is good
Never gonna give you up
