Eagles vs Cowboys is on right now.Football is back.
>should we have the NFL players eating meat like meat pies as they should?? as its proven that animal protein is objectively superior to all other """protein""" and only the flesh of animals can sustain you>no we dont want the goy eating meat, make the official food of the NFL something kosher and vegan
>>150592373This is a Kiwi-free general. Just one time. Yes, that includes your American flag Penn Jilette-posting persona. Just sit this one out.
Fuck las fagass
I have to play pickleball at 9am tomorrow but I want to see this end of this game. Life is suffering.
Hurts sucks
These AI commercials make me wanna do something very bad
Most playoff wins of all time in 20s• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Most division titles of all time in 20s• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150592657the amount of fake processed protein bullshit out there now is insane. i stick with eggs and beef and milk.
>>150592715Don't become a falcons fan bro
>AJ Brown 0 catches or targetsKWAB
>>150592708Ah well, it was worth a try
hahahahaha, beat ya again, faggot.
This is the point in the game where the Eagles start to bleed out the clock
Would have posted in the Eagles vs Cowboys game thread but it’s a retarded sticky for some reason?Also, Lions are winning the Super Bowl this season.
I WEAR A MEAN DARK PAIR OF SHADESAND YOU CAN'T SEE MY EYESUNLESS MY HEAD IS BENT
>entire line moves before the snap
Oh fuck, they're playing again?
get this dogshit play out of the league manrefs cant even spot the ball correctly for it
>>150592775That's kind of been their strategy with Sirianni, get up a score or two then just kill the clock
>>150592824It's so fucking effective too.
>burn a 2nd half timeout, let the defense restThey will regret that
Wait, people are that hard up for football they are watching a cowboys game? Come on now guys sunday isn't THAT long from now.
>>150592824I think Patullo has been running too many under center runs actually. Need more straight inside zone runs.
boring game. too many commercials.
i don't watch much football but what chance do these plucky underdog eagles have against america's team? seems like the eagles are getting really lucky.
>>150592970trvke. only the sunday games are good
Dropping in to say NFL is gay and rigged and you guys are basically just supporting reality kardashian TV
>>150592919Hmmm what team plays between now and Sunday that might have mindbroken you and made you try to bait like this every day?The Chargers?
weather delay killed the iggles rest in piss
OUT OF TOUCH
>>150593000Drop into this bussy
>>150592373what team is gonna save Gruden from barstool?
my parlays got smoked because jalen FAGGOT can't pass
>>150593020Temuqueen
>>150593003Anon you may have missed a discord message or two because this is the first post I've made like this, tonight is the debut of the season, this post wouldn't make any sense any other time. What shadows are you boxing at here?
Jerruh made a call to his weather jew friends to bring in the lightning
Lucky Star song
>>150593035he needs to stop suing them first
>>150593047>Jews control the weatherBased
Jalen Hurts sucks a fat disgusting cock.
>modello commercials all about blatant spic stereotypes and alcoholism Based?
>>150593035Alabama
>>150593067that one nig is still suing the league
I'm superstraight and hate fags but if my Eagles win I will install grindr for the first time.
>>150593051Madonna sucks and you do too
Am I gonna have to put up with AI commercials all fucking season?
>>150593046Afraid I didn’t read your new backstory. Flag on.
>>150593084This week?
>>150593082you just blew my mind
campbell has played really well
>>150593103would be the most kino final chapter for his coaching career. he would def win a natty.
Yep. This game is over, the Eagles are just gonna run the clock out now.
What a shit game, jerked off but didn't get the finish
>>150593118LSU would be most kino but he would get too much pussy to focus
>>150593133it was a great game before the delay, respect that the cowboys went all out
This should have been an eagles blowout if it weren’t for the refs and all this other ridiculous bullshit
>>150593102yes
How is this sois team different from the mcsharthy or the garret teams?
Why is there a nigger living in that guy's phone
>>150593185And Andre Carter getting himself ejected like an idiot
>>150593185which is why the refs and other ridiculous bullshit happened
>>150593172No it wasn’t. The Eagles played below their level, lost their best defensive plauer and the Cowboys still couldn’t threaten them. It was a dull game with a conclusion that was inevitable, like everyone expected
Reffies still undefeated.Bow down before muh reffies.
no flag on that shove yet again
I buy bottom of the barrel razors but a lot of people will probably fall for the team razors which just makes me wish I came up with the idea.
>>150593133I stand corrected. The Cowboys actually got two straight stops.
>>150593260Why is he going out of bounds when the Eagles should be killing clock anyway?
Dak regular season heroism incoming
>>150593260no way that should have been a flag
>>150593290What about the other two or three times?
>>150593277low iq
>>150593260lmao oh no no noSave us reffies!!
Iggs d will have to win it because the o went home during the delay
>>150593260He peacefully tush pushed him out of bounds :)
>>150593309when he hit the camera guy? no waystop treating qbs like babies when they are trying to run
Huh. If the Eagles lose this game they could easily go 0-5 to start the season.
CD Lamb dragon soon
Chiefs vs Chargers is free on Youtube so none of you faggots need to beg for a stream
Guys I'm starting to think Jalen Hurts isn't the best qb in the league anymore
Fuck Beyonce is gross
>>150593345>jewtube letting everyone see the chiefs get a rigged Whmm....
>>150593345I wouldn't anyway shan't be watching
>>150593345Not watching that anyway
You gotta catch that
>CeeDee LambNever hype this retard again
I don't want anyone to tell me Ceedee is a top 5 receiver EVER again
Lamb fucking blows
Wow, that was the game winner and he dropped it.
I'd have caught that
That was a perfect laser throwRegular season Dak is a beast
>>150593429also Quinyon
Ceedee dropping everything
>>150593454Yeah the fuck was that. That was a game ended handed to him and he dropped it. Cooper would have made that play.
>4th & 3 >giving a vaunted SB defense the 2 minute warningwhy? they're punting arent there.
Lol
The absolute state of CeeDee
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahaha
ceeDOGSHIT
>CeeDee Lambmore likeCeeDeez DROPS
>Cross Dresser Lamb
Luckly the Eagles corners all have fucking bricks for hands too lmao
>defending champs>barely survive a bottom 5 cowbs team
maybe dallas should have traded GB for christian watson or something?
Classic Chokelahoma CD
Cowboys defense actually played really well. They stopped the Eagles on two drives which is amazing and the offense did fuck all to capitalize.
lmao>runs off to the medical tent
The season opener of all time
I hate the Cowboys so fucking much. There was a great chance for some classic Welles posting and they blew it.
>drops so many game winners he checks himself into the cuck tent
>cowboys barely 1 decent offense player away from beating the super bowl champs
>Pass dropped>Pass dropped>Pass dropped>Pass droppedLow IQ play calling
Lamb status: Sheared
>cowgirls
On the real the Chiefs are gonna smack the Eagles though if they play like this next weekCowboys should have won. CeeDee is not WR1 material
>Dook literally squatting
>>150593645lel
what the fuck, that was NOT a designed run up the middle. that was an actual pass play
>The Philadelphia Tush Pushers and their QB that can't throw past 10 yards.I'm thinking this semen slurping sport isn't for me.
Never mind that ninja faggot on xhwitter, how do these fucking WRs getting paid TENS of MILLIONS of dollars wearing STICKY GLOVES not just receive the passes?
Need some Dallas sports radio links
ceedee have money in the iggles or what's going on
The Chargers are worse than homeless tranny bussy
HOW DO YOU NOT SPY HURTS IN THAT SITUATION?!
>Eberflukenice qb spy jackass
>Ack Dresscott>Cee Deez Drops>Dallass Cowsoys
>>150593698Why? You're just going to be disappointed. Everybody expected this to be a blowout loss for them after the trade.
What contract do you think Ceedee Lamb deserves?
The Cowboys are a joke and I'm taking the Eagles out of Super Bowl contender status until further notice.
>>150593712Easily, you have fucking hilariously bad defensive coordination
I told you the Niggles would slumpThey are not winning the division
what is the crowd saying? Also, funny how VHS Lamb was taunting the crowd earlier in the game and now he has to be a good little humble groid on the sidelines.
>>150593712As soon as I saw the backfield clear out, I knew Hurts was gonna run
>CeeDee Scam>CeeDee Sham>CeeDee "I CANT MAKE A" Grab
Well did Kenny Clark do anything for Dallas?
whether by 40 or by 4, 1-0
>>150593760If the Eagles don't win it then the Giants are going to meme their way to a division title.
>>150593756Carter plays almost every snap and is like 3/4 of their pass rush. The CB2 is a problem though, other than that the offense looked great even with AJ clearly hurt and the delay killed both offenses.
>Chargers offensive line Joe Alt - Shit - Dogshit - Potential Fraud - Shit
Always love some Skyuuppp seethe
>>150593715>>150593758You could ask a casual fan who never watched football and they would tell you, you probably should put a spy for Jalen in that situation. Trash.
that game got me all horny for some bussy*takes out my throbbing hard cock*
>>150593778CD actually stands for "catch dropped" lamb
Man, Iggles look flike ucking dogshit. That was a spiritual blowout. If the Cowsois didn't have the lucky redzone fumble or if Lamb caught any one of those three balls, it would've been over. I can't imagine any top 16 team losing to the Iggles tonight.
1. Ja'Marr Chase: (Cincinnati Bengals): $40.25 million2. Justin Jefferson: (Minnesota Vikings): $35 million3. CeeDee Lamb: (Dallas Cowboys): $34 million4. D.K. Metcalf: (Pittsburgh Steelers): Approximately $33 million5. A.J. Brown: (Philadelphia Eagles): $32 million#3 and 5 paid WRs did jack shit tonight
I’m always excited for football to comeback and then I realize 95% of the games suck
Never in doubt
How is Skeeeup handling it?
>CeeDee's passes? Because I can't see 'em.
>Sneedy Sham
>>150593801>the offense looked greatThe Cowboys don't have a defense.The Chiefs, Rams, Broncos and Bucs are going to blow the Eagles out in the coming weeks.
CD KWAB of the GAME AWARD
>>150593808OOOOOO SHEEEEEEEET
>>150593818Yeah the Redskins are going to run away with the division.
>>150593801i think either bennett or mac mcwilliams gets all the reps in practice over the mini byeeither that or they move dejean outside and figure something else out with the nickelthey CANNOT run adoree back week 2
AH TOLD YA SKEEYUP YA CAIN'T COUNT ON DEM BOYZ SKEEYUP. ALSO YA GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU FUCKIN DEM INTERNS NOT JUST HARRASSIN' 'EM SKEEYUP
Well that was a game I guess
Is Q cursed?
zapped lamb
I can't tell if Zack Baun is white or lightskin black
Wow imagine if dallas had a star edge rusher who could contain a running QB and keep him from running for 2 tds, ashame theyve never had a player like that. Thanks jerry.
>DallASS>Dook Poopscoot>Ceedeez Nutz
>>150593656I’m waiting to see how we look against the Chargers before I get too cocky. Our offense could still be a question mark without Rashee. Need to see how Worthy has progressed, whether Kelce is washed, if Hollywood can play a full game, what the suss RB room can manage to do. If Worthy is legit, Hollywood is a legit #2, Kelce can still ball, and Pacheco can still run, we should blow out the Chargers and beat the Eagles we saw tonight
>>150593845That's not going to happen. Especially not the fucking Broncos lmao.
How many teams’ fans here are 1-0?
>>150593820metcalf doesnt belong anywhere near this list, holy overpay
>>150593817nice
>the "best defense in the league" made Dak Prescott look eliteI think he only had ONE incompletion that wasn't from drops
>>150593863there's a reason he's not a WR
>>150593845you're very hopefulyou really think AJ Brown will be this quiet in the coming weeks?
>>150593820since >black qbs can't throw you'd think it's time for the wr market to crater like the rb market did.
>>150593856to be fair, the cowboys entire offense is based on moving CD away from the CB1 of the other team, but Adoree was horrible. It was really the biggest flaw of the defense (without Carter), and the Cowboys just picked on Adoree every play.
>>150593857We need them to get back together. I need Shannon trolling Skip about the Cowgirls.
>>150593860I actually enjoyed seeing the defenses make plays after the delay.
>>150593856I'm just hoping Vic will feel comfortable with Bennett soon and it'll be like DeJean taking over for Maddox last year. That really turned the defense around. Vic doesn't like playing guys that haven't had time practicing.
>>150593877He's genuinely a better WR1 than ceedee and arguably better than AJ aswell
You will never win another Super Bowl. You have no elite quarterback, you have no consistent defense, you have no good coaching. You are a redneck team twisted by arrogance and false hopes into a crude mockery of your legacy.All the "hype" you get is two-faced and half-honest. Behind your back, NFL fans mock you. The NFC East is disgusted and ashamed of you, and your rivals laugh at your playoff failures all around you.The NFL is utterly repulsed by you. Throughout decades of evolution have allowed your opponents to detect frauds with easy efficiency. Even your division titles who "look ready for January" are uncanny and unnatural to a contender. Your history in the Wild Card Rounds and Divisional Playoffs is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get your drunk fans to attend a playoff game, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they see your quarterback perform poorly in a playoff game.You will never be happy. Your owner wrenches out a fake smile every single fall and tell themselves that they're going to win the Super Bowl, but deep inside you feel disappointment creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your season under the unbearable weight.Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll enter December, play down to your competition, miss the playoffs, and plunge into the cold offseason. Your fans will watch you, heartbroken and angry that they have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of another failed season. They'll look back to the past and relive the highlights of the good old days, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will see that every year on the Super Bowl championship banners start with the number 19. Your team will fade and be erased when football is gone, and all that will remain of your legacy is your string of playoff failures dating back to the start of the 21st Century.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
LMAO GERIATRIC JONES PAID CEEDEE INSTEAD OF MICAH
>>150593873>coping about the Broncos defenseIt's Bountygate 2.0 time bitch
>>150593891AJ actually looked hurt ngl
hmmm....
>>150593910Put the crack pipe down
If there was a ranking for the most nigger sounding QBs Hurts would be #1.I can barely understand him.
>>150593916And also thought Micah's name was "Michael" that's the level of dementia he's on.
The game peaked at kickoff.
Jim Harbaugh got the wrong offensive coordinator for Herbert
>>150593891I don't see why not. All those defenses are way better than the Cowboys without Micah Parsons.
>>150593912Madness. But by next season people will have totally forgotten this game and still be talking about him as a top 5 WR
>>150593917>Bountygate 2.0You have my attention
>>150593926Ceedee is over-rated and is maybe the 8-9th best WR in the league, aj brown is a dink and dunk screen merchant.
>>150593845Eagles do have a tough schedule coming up>@Arrowhead >Rams>@Bucs>Broncos@Giants (and dat pass rush)@VikingsGiants>@Packers>Lionsat this point they might be 2-7 to 3-6
this was the first preseason game for the eagles starters and tards are already taking victory laps
>>150593928Have you heard Lamar talk?
>>150593934Did anyone like a game being delayed over an hour because of "scawy wain"? No jewdell they did not.
unc and ocho starting https://www(dot)youtube.com/live/MfgGYbJ5SNk?si=QItp3SGQGmNm6xM3
>BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALLBREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL>BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALLBREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL>BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALLBREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL
>>150593925is there one about black receivers and catch rate?
>>150593925Oh shit I forgot about Brisket. He's in the Cardinals now
>>150593928No way buddy, Lamar is far and away #1Hurts just sounds like an old school, smooth-talking black guy. That’s why Jordan likes him
>>150593932Jim Harbaugh just wants to autistically run the ball every play. He doesn't give a fuck about Herbert.
Can the Eagles be beat? they don't seem to have a single weakness. The five time world champion cowboys just lost to them.
>>150593928how new?
>>150593965No, the (((media))) doesn't make special news articles about >black WRs.
They talk about Parsons like he’s coming back for Dallas soon
>>150593932Yeah but he's the perfect OC for Lance. Herbert is going to get injured and then traded away like Smeth.
>>150593818it's the first week everyone looks like shit. that warmup before the restart is probably the hardest those lazy faggots practiced in two weeks
>>150593928Lamar took speech lessons
>>150593970>Hurts just sounds like an old school, smooth-talking black guyKEK no. He sounds like he came straight out of da hud.
Eagles fans are trash, CeeDee Lamb was hit illegally on a play earlier in the game. That’s why he went into the tent. Cowboys are winning that game 9/10
>>150593950I wanted to refute this but I was unable to even at my maximum intellectual output.
>>150593977I was honestly impressed that the Cowboys defense stopped them on two straight drives in the 4th quarter to give their offense a chance to win the game.
I'm happy the niggles won, but they sure looked like dogwater doing it. I wanted them to come out and shitstomp dallass. Was hilarious watching the sheep lose the game so many times in a row though. I'll give it a 8/10 rating for a season opener. Could've done without the weather delay but the shitposting in the sticky was pretty kino so I'll let it slide.
>>150593934No. Jalen scrambling is boreball. Fuck you Rodger
>>150593998He sounds like he should fuck my tight white pussy
>>150593996What a shit game
>>150593997you love to see it
>>150593965I wonder if analytic nerds account for chimping out before a game starts and getting kicked out and suspended or killing drives from babooning around
>>150593996>Saquon non-existent>Eagles defense didn't show up until the 3rd quarterI told you they were missing the playoffs
>>150593934Mother Nature just lost him like 50% of the potential zoomer fanbase
>SKIYUP DA DALLAS COWBOYS ARE NOT AMURCUHS TEAM. IT'S LIKE MA SWEET OL GRANNY ALWAYS AXED US IT DOLN MATTER HOW MUCH MAKEUP YOU PUT ON YOU STILL GON GET FUCKED
>>150593986Smells like cope unless all the other deep playoff teams from last year also struggle to beat teams with significant losing records.
>>150593934I've seen worse. That faggot ass ai slop commercial should get people fired though.
>>150592373
Mr Beast and Saquon linked up for Tron. I'mma finna KEEP it.
>>150594028He did not say that.
Dak spit on Jalen? Man, Black lives matter least of all to Black men. It's pretty weird. The number one COD is their fellow Black men, stats show. Why?
Oline baby>Oline babyOline baby>Oline babyOline baby>Oline babyOline baby>Oline babyOline baby>Oline babyOline baby>Oline babyOline baby>Oline baby
>>150594042
>>150594044Funniest way I've ever seen a team lose, and I'm a raiders fan!
>>150593970I thought it was because he kept it on the DL
>>150594022we need a stat for WR chimpouts, you are totally right>unsportsmanlike conduct>drops>blow ups at teammates>not bothering to block on runs>jogging on routes where they aren't the intended WRall could go into it
>>150594057>commiefornians burning the flag of the state they all eventually move toHmm...
>>150594056Saquon is spiritually white
>tfw smugly picked against America, and went with the Cowgirls>tfw will probably be the only /sp/eetard already at the bottom of the Pick Em leagueFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>150593996Whoa. So this is the power of black qbs?
>>150594073The George Pickens rating
>>150594041>Texans colors yugioh guy wearing Vikings hatYou're lucky they aren't playing this year. This pic you keep spamming is still retarded
>>150594013>loose brown bussyFtfy shartycaca
>game 1 of the nfl season>every conversation piece is already people whining about their fantasy teamsOh joy.
remember: don't spit on your opponent, but rather spit in the direction of your opponent
>>150594080>implying The new hip state for us Californians to move to is Tennessee.
well that was gay
>>150593952>at this point they might be 2-7 to 3-6you are delusionaltake your meds
>team with inferior players, first game advantage, refball, and 3 hour delay advantage losesfuck dudes, they must've cheated
>>150594105That was in SoFi, which is in commiefornia. Retard. Seethe more.
CD lamb is a fucking bum. 4 drops this game, 6 all of last year. dak is a saint for taking the blame for these fucktards all these years. if you're making jettas and chase money any of those four drops (and that near dak INT that was his fault after the mongoloid slilpped) are plays you NEED to make also hope landon dickerson is seriously hurt for the rest of the year. smart move playing him a month out from partial meniscectomy kek
>>150594118State the wins in that part of the schedule, without inciting everyone to laughter
Reply to this post if your team is undefeated. Not so fast Cowchuds
My main take away from this game is that even tho they're super bowl champs, no one fears this E-girls team
>most of the starters' first live game action since the super bowl>1-0I'm a happy guy
>>150594139feels good
>>150594089You would've looked like a genius if CeeDee could catch a ball that hit him in the hands.
>>150594143>xhe's drunk and seethe like a tranny, throwing her diaper bag at the wall hoping to make something landkek
>>150594105>cali spics catfghting with texas spics
I'm drunk. What I miss?
Ceedee and dak need to go man like holy shit lol George Pickens is a bum too fuck
>>150594073Cotton Pickens needs a 15 catch 225 yd game on 17 targets to even out how bad he was to even get replacement level. You could have put a fan in the stands to stand at the line and not do anything on his plays and the cowshits might have won
>>150594175lame game and a WHOLE LOT of commiefornian cope (for some reason)
>>150594175Really bad football
>>150594144This game certainly made me remove them from my list of contenders.
DallASS looked better than I thought they would. Their defense played well
>>150594163I am now a certified PeeWee Lamb disrespecter
>>150594199Wtf
Reminder that the Eagles already lost 2 players to injury
>>150594192Dak was the only reason you guys were in that game.
I want an APOLOGY from Eagles fans once my Chiefs get revenge. 35-14 Chiefs.
>>150594093GPR has a nice ring to it
>>150593100trip on, tranny, no one is buying your bait
When will he announce his retirement?
>Chickaner BTFOLol go back to /mlb/You're shit didn't work here Alejandro
>>150594218the trick is to have no good players so injuries don't matter
>>150594217still mad the rasms and chorgers are dogshit despite the rasms buying an owl right after they moved cities....
This is the worst Dallas roster I’ve seen ever btw not one fucking star in that field lmao
>>150594221hoping sheefs beat the iggles next week so cowboys and iggles both 1-1
>1st half - 41 pts>2nd half - 3 pts>70% money on the over and -8 eaglesOnline betting has made this game unenjoyable.
>>150594218weird energy from a team with a QB that gets blown away by a stiff breeze
>>150594139Too bad our teams are scheduled a bit later than I expected but for now we are equals
>>150594221>he thinks the eagles are going to the superbowl again after watching that shit
Another game tomorrow.
>>15059422140-3
why are we playing games in brazil??
>>150594139
>>150594263because you and your family are NOT buying enough jerseys!!!
>>150594244>alejandrolel spic born with lighter skin and definitely has darkie siblings/father/mother/cousins/grandparents you'll sire an indio if you ever procreate
>>150594263To make people in other countries watch American Football? Are you dumb?
>>150594248I’m impartial and fully believe the Chiefs beat the shit out of them, they’ll want vengeance and I think they’re the better team this year anyway. Fully ready to pivot to trolling them if I’m wrong thoughbeit
>>150594263they’re trying to injure the eagles so they’re out of the chiefs way in the playoffs. After the Kelce proposal it all makes sense
I smell blood
>>150594220>Dak was the only reason you guys were in that game.Eagles should have had 3 picks on D-ack. You don't know ball.
>>150594263a better class of transsexual
My Redskins would bootyblast both of those shit teams
>>150594257They’re playing week 2
>>150594234Honestly either he comes back later this year and is actually great and winning games, or he totally falls apart and ends up quitting after this season. Choking that fucking hard on national television for the season opener when he literally could have won the game three times is spiritual cyanide.
>>150594254>weird energy15 year old girl shit
>>150594288>wouldWILLShame the games are so late in the season. I want them NOW
>>150594263so Goodell's favorites flyover bluechips like the Packers and Chiefs get one less road game at the expense of Chargers and Eagles giving up home games on their schedule
I'm from the future...next week's game of the queefs/iggles will feature ZERO ref interaction outside of their janitorial duties.
OVERFAGS IN SHAMBLES HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150594293Yep time to be a commentator and grin on the sidelines with Melissa. Fucking bum
>>150594092remember when josh allen went 9 of 30 against the fucking texans lmao
If only Lamb didn't drop those passes Dak could have thrown a walk off INT in the endzone
>Football is back>My Eagles won
>>150594263Week 1 and a divisional game. Lame as fuck.
>>150594257>he thinks the eagles are going to the superbowl I don't. I just want my Chiefs to expose those fruads. I'm tired of dealing with these annoying Eagles fans and look forward to the next challenge to our throne.
>>150594285All of those "picks" were receivers dropping balls literally in their hands
>Kansas City now favored in the rematch game next weekwelp, honeymoon is officially over
>>150594257I'm not picking anyone in the NFC over them until I get substantial proof on the field that someone else is just as good as them.
>>150594310>could have thrown a walk off INT in the endzoneCould have, but wouldn't have.
your team sucks btw
>>150594263I don't think the NFL is gonna really get over in these soccer countries that watch 2 hours of an event with basically no interruptions, and then they'll watch the NFL and see it's 90% sports gambling and HIV meds ads.
>>150594336nuh uh
>>150594315You’re the worst Chiefs faggot on this board, most of them are cool but you’re the one piece of shit in a box of chocolates that makes everyone discard the whole boxProbably a bandwagon as wellYou’d do your team a service by shutting the fuck up, believe me
>>150594337>he doesn't know
>>150594327Unless KC losses People act like Philly-Dallas games aren't always close.
>>150594251It's pretty blatantly rigged at this point but I still don't care because niggers are still blowing out their joints and snapping their shit up doing it. No sane person could watch this game and specifically the flags thrown and not thrown and say it isn't rigged. I'm nearly schizo enough to say the weather was rigged too, it's really not that expensive to seed some clouds, easily profitable when billions are on the line.
>>150594327Eagles were never better than the Chiefs. The Chiefs were just injured and this rematch will prove it. Screenshot this post.
>>150594337enjoy your vacation
>>150594336I know but you don't have to be a dick about it
>>150594351>Unless KC losses lol
>>1505943510 chance KC loses tomorrow
>>150594315The real score was 40-6 btw
>>150594349Come see me once my Chiefs get revenge and give that ring back you poverty franchise fan.
>>150594349You sound like one of the disingenuous fuck heads that either catastrophizes everything that goes on with the Chiefs or spreads outright lies to fuel your anti Chiefs narratives that you feel the need to desperately cling. You're just mad that someone here cuts through all of your bullshit and exposes you.
>>150594327>using (((Vegas))) as a way of saying one team is better than another before they playkys
>>150594367Chiefs lose tomorrow
new to nfl and gamethreads. Can someone explain why the gamethread got flooded with bbc cuckold porn during one point of the game? Is that a thing you guys do here?
>>150594367idk, as a white man, Mahomes might have trouble adapting to the tropical climate
Chiefs injuries leading up to Superbowl:>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. >[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.Once my Chiefs win there will be an asterisk on their trophy.
>>150594386Cowboys fans are known to spam when losing, only they do it
>>150594386Cowboys fans do that
>dak defense squad already out in full forceWhy can't they understand?Dak actually had a good game, but they were missing the core of their defense. Also he's always been a regular season hero when he's healthy, that $60mil/yr is supposed to be getting us playoff wins.
>>150594386That's something that the Eagles fans do in their game threads.
absolute dogshit Dolphins teams would beat the Brady/Belichik Patriots once a yeardivision rivals play close games, even when there's a talent disparity
>>150594374You’re such a gay douchebag it seems like a falseflag. But it isn’t. That’s the crazy thing
>>150594386Only seems to happen when you’re around though I’ve noticed
>>150594294bad vibesyour old ass team is going to crumble like a dry leaf because of your negativity
>>150594404This is the highest level of cope.
>>150594386Only in NFC East gamethreads
>>150594284Must be your cunt>>150594287True and patrician pilled
>>150594386eagles fans being eagles fans
>>150594386That was our resident Eagles fan unfortunately.
>>150594406You're going to flee /nfl/ after that game aren't you. You coward.
>>150594401yet strangely it only happens when they play against them bois
>>150594398Ceedee was an absolute shitter tonight but that last throw was 100% on stat padscott
>>150594417>flaming arrowsisn't that overkill?
>>150594386Cowboys started losing
>>150594384>Chiefs lose tomorrowadded to the cope collageI won't say for sure he's winning the owl but he will be in closer contention for it than either the chorgers or the retard show we saw tonight
>>150594426Really don’t care about your regular season superbowl next week. I was just trying to give you a wake up call, but I guess you’re just going to keep posting and embarrassing your team
>>150594412most gay and jewish division hands down
>>150594430How are you guys consistently the most fragile fans itt? I thought Philly residents were supposed to be tough.
>>150594435that's just how the Washington Football team rolls
>>150594336After tonight's performance it's pretty safe to say they're the best team in the state.
>>150594430Coping iggles tranny
>>150594434Wrong, blame the play caller for that. They only needed like 3 yards, not sure why you would do a risky hail mary throw.
>>150594434was also PI desu
>>150594284Yeah. You're menstruating.
>>150594378The real score was 40-6 btw
>>150594453>"Look how tough we are">spent a whole year named the Football Team after backing down to BLM-tards
>>150594451Bro it literally only happens when the cowboys lose to the eagles. Get fucked
GO COWBOYS!!
>>150594434He's ony fantasy team and he dropped 4 passes. I'm pissed!
>>150594443>Brady beats us.This is fine, he's the GOAT.>Burrow beats us.This is fine, he's an elite talent.>Eagles "beat" usThis is bullshit. Half our team was injured. We saw in 2022 what that game looked like when both teams were healthy.
>>150594288>RedskinsWho?
>>150594284look, the cowboys gave away their best player and people are still saying their the 3rd best team in the divisionyou guys have a LOT to prove this season
>>150594470i look like this and do thist. commiefag
1-0let's see how your team does
It was dirty but our team got the W. This is turning me on >>150594470 look at how long it is.
how bout them cowb-ACK
>washington diehards of 1 year getting uppity
>>150594499sure, whatever helps you cope with the voices in your head
>RedskinsWho?
>>150594491I think the Giants might be better than the Cowboys.
>even after the Eagles win they still spam interracial porn
>>150594511lol
>>150594516this but unironically
>>150594517no way Giants offense looks that good, CD had rusty hands tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cggPklY6YG8
>>150594417Are you the based italian fan who told the statfag italian anon to fuck off. You are living legend for doing that. I hate that statfag who only relies on data and doesn't watch the games.
>>150594511with the way they're already crowning daniels as the second coming, he's bound to go full RG3 mode at some point.mfer is built like a 14 year old
Fact: The NFC East is the most soulful division.
Hold up...
>>150594554WE DEM BOYS
>>150594554we makin noise
>>150594551No. Lol.1. NFCN2. AFCN3. AFCW4. NFCEIs where it would come in, without finishing the rest
>>150594378Take the cock out of your mouth bitch it's just a football team lmao
>>150594552Thank you for your service. We all need to know not to engage with this guy.But I must ask, how do you know that's him?
>>150594545i'm anticipating gross refball for the commanders, nobody will be allowed to touch Daniels.
>>150594569>division with domebabbies number 1Nope.
>>150594569>1. NFCNstopped reading there
>>150594569>1. NFCN
who is the dallas cowboys QB?
>>150594579Only 2 of the teams are domebabbies, Lambeau being the most SOVL stadium in the league balances them out
>>150594551>most shilled division by the (((media)))yeah no
>>150594589Rayne Dakota Prescott
>>150594569>divisions with the loins and the browns anywhere near the topjust no
>>150594542Yes, he is a fucking gump ass bitch lmaooo. There is only enough room for one Shitalian in these threads, and it is me
>>150594589coach primate
What's with the fact the Cowboys never fire on all cylinders? I never watch them but this is the third time I've turned into the last 5-10 minutes of their match over the last few years, the two embarrassing final drives in playoffs I also saw live.
>>150594600The question is about sovl, not which divisions are the best. Lions and Browns are objectively sovl
>>150594551Isn't that also the only division that has super bowl victories from all four teams?what is the rest of the league even doing???
>>150594592That shit sucks ass lmao only reason it’s sold out for years is because there ain’t shit to do in Wisconsin
>>150594601based
>>150594615Lambeau is widely regarded as the best, it’s not just a personal opinionhttps://ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/09/03/nfl-stadium-best-rankings/85940526007/
>>150594618They play soccer it’s honestly weird as fuck how their national team is so fucking shite when they’ll play that shit from the moment they can run.
>>150594569>NFCNPacks, DaBears, Loins, kangs.Solid. Kino teams deep deep history>AFCNBrowns lmao, bungles lmao, ravens lmao, squeelers ok sureShit division that has old bad blood but only one team to look at>AFCWChorgers lmfao, Broncos, raiders, queefsFucking yawn inducing.
>>150594327niggles got exposed hard tonight
>>150594638Bad post.
>>150594656Nope
>>150594638>muh history
>>150594660Even worse post. Leave.
is dickerson okay?
soul: my teamno soul: every other teamyou can't argue with this
>>150594673probably better than VanSumeran that dude's career is probably over
People forgot the Eagles played like shit at the beginning at the year last year as well.
>>150594638>Loins, kangs>deep historyOf what, mediocrity?Try winning some owls and then we'll take your division seriously.
Eagles were without Jalen Carter and still dominated. I hope you guys are just memeing. This is clearly the best team in the NFC still.If they played that game with Jalen Carter the Cowboys would have had one touchdown.
>>150594677El chavo is overrated
>>150594686based. at least one POS eagle BTFO
>>150594662That's the soul and kino.But being endlessly bad is antikino.
>>150594687let them keep believing what they want to
>>150594692Cowboys didn't have Micah so it cancels out. So without your best defensive player you nearly lost to the Cowboys? Yet you think you're the best team lol.
Cowboys don't have Micah Parsons and the Eagles barely won thanks to a Ceedee Lamb drop.I hope you guys are just memeing. The Eagles are clearly regressing.If the Cowboys still had Micah Parsons the Eagles would have had one touchdown.
>>150592657let me guess, you do starting strength with ten minutes of rest in between sets
>>150594692>Now injuries matter
>>150594698damn dude you're seething pretty hard at an eagles win
>>150594700you're going to have to try harder than that
who won?
>who's next?
>>150594714hope landon dickerson fucked his knee up more too ;)that and a micah achilles tear would make up for the L
>>150594718America lost
>>150594710If the eagles had Jalen Carter poopscott takes atleast 2 more sacks
>>150594721based
>>150594709>>150594710>Cowboys didn't have Micah so it cancels out. oh shit when is dallas getting him back? in time for their second matchup this season?
>>150594700KC has the most white fans in the league, especially now with the influx of teenage girls. Broncos also up thereIt’s the Chargers and Raiders holding that division back I guess
Ryan Poles is a fat retard.
Just woke up...jalen carter should be banned for the season am i right
>>150594710>If the Cowboys still had Micah Parsons the Eagles would have had one touchdown.kek Micah has never had an impact against the Eagles. They've kept him out fo the game every time.
>>150594448kek this one wins
/nfl/ isn't the same with these regular season folks.All of them are going offtopic with /pol/ bait. I'm out. Bye.
>>150594751Chicanos like the Raiders and 49ers, and have every reason to hate the Chiefs. Not seeing that pictute
Soys should have traded ceedee and kept Micah
How long before AJ Brown demands a trade? He was already being pissy last season
>>150594758Fingers your butthole as you run off
Why didn't Dallas keep Micah and trade CeeDee?
>>150594766he was hurt and basically na decoy tonight so I wouldn't read too much into it yet
Worst opening game of all time. Prove me wrong.
>>150594738>kc>white fanskek
>>150594766>He was already being pissy last seasonYou don't know what you're talking about
>>150594747Threesome with Britney and TaylorFAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>>150594779how tf did AJ brown get hurt? ate an extra mcdouble?
>>150594669
>>150594789Do you think Kansas, Nebraska and Missouri are predominantly POC? I don’t even like them but be real, they’re a white fanbase.
>KC has the most white fans in the league,
>>150594569>1. NFCNPackers carry, every other team is gay in its own unique way.>BearsA single good team and pure Chicago sports fan-rape every year before and after. And considered "the rival" the Cheeseheads.>VikingsHave like the third most wins all-time and nothing to show for it. Intergenerational frauds who at least make their consistent failure interesting for 90% of the season.>LionsA joke for the longest time. Spats of appearing good, even presentable, but not actually any good. Don't fall in gay-manlove with Dan Campbell, they still suckThe only division that matter is the NFC East, the only one to not only have multiple rings by every team there, but also have dominant and entertaining Superbowls. Every Packers ring is a snoozefest. Every East team is a must watch SB.
>>150594710>dem soiboyz>CeeWR3 LambYou faggots fell for the meme receiver you know that right? Imagine this little pussy as your primary option.
>>150594782
>>150594791YJK Britney has had a non-zero amount of wet dreams about Travis.
>>1505947822020 chiefs went up 31-7 on Texans until they gigastatpadded which is all Watson did that year and bamboozled the browns into thinking he was great
>>150594795It might blow your mind that players had season ending injuries without even playing in a game yet this year
>>150594815>>150594815>>150594815new
>>150594807How was that an opening game? Neither were in the super bowl
>>150594700>NFC East>Philadelphia, New York, DC>white
>>150594821Too early retard
>>150594822it was the 100th NFL season so they kicked off with the historic Bears-Packers rivalry
>>150594822100th season opener so they went with the 2 oldest teams (tardinals dont matter)
>>150594809He’s not that hot. More likely it’s Jalen Hurts
>>150594822
>>150594828Moddies banned about 20 posts
>>150594830>>150594831>>150594834Gotcha. Yeah that sounds pretty horrid
>>150594782Plenty have been blowing outs including 2 of previous 5Most lame of 2 was2020 - rematch of the 2019 AFC Divisional Round. Arrowhead stadium welcomed the Houston Texans with Deshaun Watson. Chiefs went up 31-7 in 4thQ and won 34-20The other had a QB throw 3 INTs which is funny but Watson (1 TD, 1 INT) had the only turnover for either team that game
It was better than a preseason game, and sometimes that's the best you can hope for.
Wake up and this thread is still here. I slept in late. How fucking slow is this place?
>>150598234Most people don't return to the thread until their team actually starts playing.
