are we fucked?
no, of course not. fifa will just reformat the groups so you didn't really lose. :)
>>150594910we are a basketball nation now
Deutschland is completely fucked on levels entirely unrelated to /sp/.DFB is simply reflecting that. A team under the rainbow won't show any passion for its job. Wouldn't it be equally sad for the other team, if it lost? So DFB needs to lose instead.
>>150594910lol canada is gonna make fifa and germany isnt lol
>>150594910What? Proper fucked?
>>150594910I don’t know, you tell meYes, we are, dumbass. On levels far beyond football
Get that Wirtz bum out of your team and it'll be better
why is your team so trash? i don't even know most of them, are they really the best you got? slovakian team looks much better on paper
There always Türkiye to root for
>>150595639>why is your team so trash?USAIDS doesn't predetermine the results anymore
logical outcome of fielding Rüdigger, Tah, Goretzka, Poopry.
>>150594910Beyond fucked. But at least Nagelsmaymay played a totally unexpected starting 11 that was full of diversity.
>>150595723cool it with the racism
>>150594910ze germans always find a way when it's least expected, wouldn't surprise me if they go on to win the worldc cup
it's tough. in the playoffs we might face sweden/switzerland, denmark, turkey, hungary, poland/netherlands, belgium/wales, serbia/albania, croatia/czechia
>>150594910No, we are
>>150595639that’s a very good team on paper thoGoretzka, Gnabry and Rüdiger are just beyond finished by now
>>150595639No doubt they are trash, but calling the Slovakian team better on paper is crazy talk. Even a literal who like Mittelstädt would be expected to be a starter for them. Anyone except Collins basically, no idea what Nagelsmann thought when nominating himThe team isn’t nowhere near as good as it used to be some years ago, but they should still easily beat Slovakia. The problem is that they are are pussies and bitches, even for modern German standards. They basically admitted they couldn’t motivate themselves for such a game
>>150595946>Skriniar>Hancko>Lobotkathey are great players, you don't know shit about other countries footy
>>150595958he is right thothat Germany team should easily be able to beat Slovakia
>>150595958I know them, but don’t tell me they would start over Rüdiger or Tah or Kimmich based on status. No doubt the latter are overrated and the former tore them new assholes yesterday
>>150595981Lobotka would start over Stiller (he is a beast underrated by retards), Hancko would start over Mittelstadt
so they will get into the play offs and have to win two consecutive games there, that's all innit?
>>150594910Why can't germany produce strikers?
>>150596189because of this phenomenon
>>150595639>Bayern coach still bringing on Bayern sandbaggersclassic>>150596189it is seen as immoral and unhonorable
>>150594910Hold still Mehmet, it won't hurt too much
>>150595834>Goretzka, Gnabry and Rüdiger are just beyond finished by nowyou forgot Mittelstädt, Woltemade, Wirtz, Adeyemi, Amiri and Raum
>>150596189they didn't need a striker in 2014they just need everyone else to be shit again
>>150596331João, I am already shaking in my boots
>>150596430no I didn’tthose players aren’t the problem
>>150596943True. Mittelstädt, Amiri, Raum, and Adeyemi aren’t finished. But they just aren’t very good to begin with. Not if you want to be one of the best national teams in the world at least. It should still suffice for Slovakia, of course, but that’s not where we should set the barYesterday, it was almost poetic how the commentator hyped up Amiri before a free kick, saying „perhaps a stroke of genius from Amiri now“ … and then we ended up seeing a 0/10 free kick
>>150595639Worst German team of my lifetime easily
I have seen this before. Germany gets to semi finals at the very least
>>150594910They were never the same after ozil pulled that turkish shit
>>150595639>Stiller and Kimmich pivot midfieldThat's a soft bitch midfield with no physicality. And yes I've seen Stiller fraud it up for Stuttgart in the CL.
*take charge of the national team in your path*We are living in the Goretzka and Kimmich era. What can we do about it?
A WC isn't good without a good German team. Pls krauts come back.
Is Muller retired yet or not? If not, maybe time to bring him back and light a fire under zoomer ass
>>150600112he has been finished for nearly a decade by now
>>150600112Retired after the 2024 Euros and now plays in the MLS, which makes it very hard to get nominated even if he wanted to return. It's more or less official DFB doctrine that you cannot get nominated if you play in a league that's not considered top tier. Sané is unlikely to return to the national team now that he plays for Galatasaray, despite Nagelsmann nominating him all the time when he still frauded it up for Bayern>>150598177We might eventually return ... in 20 years or so. If everything goes well. Which is unlikely
>>150598177Likewise for Italians, just isn’t right if they’re not here
>>150594910I don't know what to tell you if you didn't see shit like this coming. You aren't one of those "people" that listened to our media hyping our fradulent EURO performance, right?
