#FreeCoote

>>150595645
>Tottenham actually spend money this window
>Lee V. gets sacked
All the spurs fans celebrating this don't realise what's coming for them, it's long.

best england player?

for me, chris waddle

guess it's sort of spurs related

A reminder that transfer fees are completely irrelevant and if you care about them in any way whatsoever, you don't actually care about football and are only interested in finance.

>>150595697
can tell what club you support lol

>After a long summer of transfer heartbreak, Spurs fans finally had something to celebrate when their club landed one-time wonderkid Xavi Simons. But it sounds like the 22-year-old Dutch forward might be a bit of a diva.
>That's according to German red top BILD, who recently published a roundup of his indiscretions while playing for RB Leipzig. They include:
>Standing up Max Verstappen after Red Bull arranged for them to meet in Las Vegas
>Inviting a hairdresser to Leipzig's training centre, who set off the fire alarm by using too much hairspray. The fire department arrived in large numbers and 300 employees were forced to evacuate
>Whinging so much in the dressing room, his teammates christened him "Princess"

>>150595712
Yes, Liverpool.

>>150595696
He played his best football in france. Also the worst haircut ever mid to late eighties. Legend.

>>150595696
Sheringham or Gascoigne were the best spurs players to play for England. Pity they never found a place for Glenn though. Le Tissier should have joined spurs but glad he stayed loyal to his club. There were rumours in the 80s of Diego joining el Tel at spurs iirc. Some good memories.

I don't get how people look at amorim and think he's charismatic or good looking?
Looks like average muzzie and his English is irritating as fuck to listen to

>>150595696
michael owen before the injury

zoomers have no idea

>>150596273
It's a psyop

>>150596275
Young Owen, Young Rooney or Gazza

Whatever became of my man T-Wernlingz

>>150596344
Is Google broken?

>>150596351
I trust /epl/ over google m8, it's quality you can trust, no nonsense. only facts.

>>150596273
>his English is irritating as fuck to listen to
the Portuguese accent always sounds weirdly Russian to me

>Since his mega-transfer to Liverpool, things haven't been going well. Wirtz hasn't impressed at either club or national team. He was supposed to lead the attack in the absence of Jamal Musiala (broken leg), but against Slovakia, he was almost invisible.
>The day before the match, the national coach was asked whether Wirtz could expect leniency because he has to readjust his game after his move from Leverkusen to Liverpool. No, 'he's one of our most important players, he should perform', Nagelsmann replied. 'And he will'. But he didn't.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-florian-wirtz-germany-reaction-32418794
It's in the Liverpool Echo (unlike stories such as Ekitike's Jota impression) so it's Scouse canon that Wirtz is a HUGE FLOP!!!!!!!!!!!

>isak
>a hammy injury/ankle injury for 4 weeks
>frimmong
>already injuried
>wirtz
>doesn't need to get injuried since he invisible anyway
>ekitike
>the tap ins and elementary school dribbling style isn't gonna keep working
>salah
>the 450k/w contract is about to make him comfy and will start a harem soon
>van dijk
>running out of aura after all his shite defending

it's crumbling lads, no hate just stating the predictable future.

>John Stones has left the England camp this morning with an injury and Thomas Tuchel confirms he won't risk him for these two games.

>>150596480
>running out of aura after all his shite defending
lol

>>150596484
may as well give andorra the win now

>>150596484
malingering

>>150595696
It's Alan Shearer. Any other answer is wrong.

>>150595696
Carragher, for me

>>150596484
Based Stoney faking another injury so he can be back for the derby fresh as a daisy

>>150596544
Sorry. Not even the best centre forward. The best finisher maybe. Other players mentioned before itt had so much more to their game and Alan himself would agree.

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Parma chairman confirms another SNUB for Snubcastle

>>150596586
Legend. Underrated by fags because he's a tit on TV

>>150595645
Spuds without Levy is mwad

>>150596664
has he got any updates on the guehi medical la?

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interesting

>>150596737
evil genivs

>>150596649
you can't tell me with a straight face shearer had less to his game than michael owen
shearer was like a better kane if kane were also capable of taking free kicks

>>150596824
Yes I can. You must be a troll. Shearer couldn't go past defenders like Owen. He couldnt dribble at all. Ask the Pele interview archives.

>>150596737
*bows the FUCK down*

Michael owen won the Balon D'or. Alan shearer was never in the conversation

Irrelevant player only beloved in the cold reaches of Scotland

>>150596480
>>isak
>>a hammy injury/ankle injury for 4 weeks
The Somalian Abou Diaby.

>>150596737
Liverpool customers (what John W. Henry calls them) will be most affected by this image

>>150596480
Arsenal customers seething after being cucked again

One of the most egrigious 'b-but Arsenal-'s I've seen outside of Shitizen's usual nonsense

>>150596948
The Jordan poster is quite literally an arsenal customer, and hes seething after Arsenal three-peated 2nd place

>>150596961
That's not the flag of Katie Price

The worst part is how the Scouse customers treated Nunez who is 20x the player Wirtz is. A vile species.

>>150596869
Michael Owen was a Jamie Vardy minus the bantz. Then he lost his pace at like 25 and was a useless fucking shitter ever after.

>>150596974
kuwait embarrassing

>>150596980
Of all the comparisons you could have made. Owen and Vardy were nothing alike.

>>150596982
>>150596974
Sorry Ahmed I will ensure to correctly label Muslim Theocracies going forward

>>150596997
>have to be Muslim to know correct flags
silly twat

i am now 100% convinced owen is posting here

>>150596994
Purely as players I can see a similarity between the two.
But yeah as people they are probably about as opposite as you could get, Vardy's a braindead mong and Owen's chronically autistic.

>>150597059
Even in terms of career. Vardy didn't play league football until he was 25. By 25, Owen was on his way to Newcastle after flopping at Real Madrid.

>>150597071
Yeah again I wouldn't say they are similar,. just their play style as they were both poachers.

>>150596735
He passed it on Monday.
What are you talking about?

Michael Owen was a fantastic player, and a very gifted insightful commentator.

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>'What's going on?' - that's the question being asked in Germany today after another nondescript display from Liverpool's Florian Wirtz.
>This is not a new sensation for the Liverpool midfielder with Germany either. BILD say problems were already noticeable during the Nations League final four, when the attacking play was 'too often bypassing him'. He scored in the 1-1 draw against Portugal but was 'barely visible' against France.
>This poor display is a continuation to his slow start at Liverpool, where he appears 'not yet integrated' and is struggling with the pace and physicality of the Premier League.
>Florian Wirtz joined Liverpool in a record £116m deal with an additional £8.55m handed to Florian Wirtz's parents who act as his agents.

>>150597112
Too true Michael

>>150597112
Obligatory video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFnymJDZAS8

>>150596869
the most fraud Balon D'or winner

>>150597121
oh he was visible alright
visibly shit

>>150596898
Seek help.

Michael Owen? Wonderful commentator, exciting, insightful, I even won a ballon d’or you know

>>150597168
he does call you that you know
he calls you customers

>Every time Owen gets brought up it reminds me of when someone posted that picture of him with his family
>As usual the regular crass /epl/ posters began passing sexualised comments on his daughter
>Until, presumably, the the poster of the image questioned if these crass posters knew the girl in question was 13
>Whereupon the crass posters had to quickly backtrack on their previous statements

i boo the anthem
i cheer when england concede
i switch off when england score

He'll do a job
He's put in a shift
He's got an engine on him

>>150597245
I never backtracked

>>150596737
These people don't understand finance.
Shady shit going on in football financing because the owners know how to and how to get away with it.
P/L doesn't mean shit but it stirs up emotions.

why are liverpool fans indian?
because they're all in """""customer""""" service
kek

>>150596824
Waddle, Gascoigne and Beardsley were all better footballers than alan shearer and they all played for England and Newcastle

>Dan Burn opens up on Isak's transfer to Liverpool: "I'm glad it's done. Alex is a mate so it was a tough situation. I wish Alex all the best"
Geordies will turn on him now. Anyone except the Scousers.

>>150597884
i can agree with that
i also believe lineker was england's best out and out goalscorer
will never understand how that 86 side didn't sweep the lot

Will the Liverscum ever stop seething?
It was just the League cup (which you lost), you got their striker in the end (and lost the league cup) who knows maybe you’ll win the league cup, unlike last time which you lost

>>150596737
Congratulations Levy for the profit cup.

>>150596994
Both speed merchants and poachers. And that's it. When Owen lost his pace early on he offered literally nothing. In fact I'd say Vardy still has more to offer at the age of 38 or whatever he is than when Owen was something like 28. Fuck, he had 3 goals in 19 games for a still great Man Utd. I could have scored 3 goals in just 18 games for that team.

>>150596351
I hate faggots like you

>>150597959
What are you talking about?

>>150597934
Shearer was the upgrade on Lineker. He was better allround inside and outside the box. Burst onto the scene at Southampton and Blackburn. It was kino finishing. Owen had more to his all round game but shearer was a better finisher. Rooney was an upgrade on both of them. He was like a scouse Romario in the early days. That's what I recall. All top centre forward, different attributes.

>>150598089
its a retard who is pretending to be a newcastle supporter because he didnt get any bites the last time
in fact im probably talking to him

>>150598120
>in fact im probably talking to him
you aren't but I am

>>150598163
a retard? yeah we saw your flag

>>150598166
respect to you humourless dweeb for at least trying to give it a go

Still mad that Rooney only had two really great goalscoring seasons in his career, was shite for England, and completely washed by the time he was 30

>>150597122
"Diego Maradona praised Michael Owen after the 1998 World Cup, calling him "the only good thing to come out of the '98 World Cup". Maradona was impressed by Owen's speed, cunning, and ability to score goals, particularly highlighting his performance in the tournament. He also commended Owen's skills, stating that Owen's goal against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup was an exceptional display of individual brilliance"

>>150598187
sounds like something your wife would say

didnt know casemiro still getting brazil NT call, is there no younger brazilian DM they could call instead?

>>150598227
Editorial note: Diego's interpreter believed 'Michael Owen' was a euphemism for cocaine

>>150598232
my humblest of apologies, I thought I was safe by engaging with the humourless dweeb, instead I find I've been zinged by one of the top comedy minds that grace /epl/

i hate the international break so fucking much. shouldn't be allowed.

>>150597760
Bet you couldn't Kuwait to tell that joke

>>150598301
why?

>>150598308
if you have a question ask google

>>150598278
I was hoping for serial responses not shitposts but you're right fren that michaelowen could definitely be added to the list of nuons used as euphemisms for marching powders

sick 'em IBP SICK 'EM

The Ten Hag thread on RedCafe is currently subtitled:
>100k a day, who’s the real loser?
This nigga lost 7-0 to Liverpool and took them to 14th, and they STILL simp for him after being sacked from a totally different club, insane mentality

>>150598367
i miss him like you wouldnt even believe
every single match was absolute kino
big sir gareff energy

like genuinely i think only the ole era rivalled it for sheer meme output

>>150598367
i just think it's funny german media going overdrive on making excuses why his appointment didn't work out 2 games in it's as if it's all his fault and not bayer being absolutely clumsy on checking his background. ten hag going into the court for defamation would be absolute kino though.

>>150596824
18 year old Michael Owen is the peak of English strikers

Big Al absolutely filtering the zoomers here

>>150598530
Alan Shearer is a very very very good striker. He's still not as good as 18yo Michael Owen.

>>150598306
thought it was a decent joke desu, surprised it didn't yield more Yous.

>>150597121
This is ridiculous, he has played 3 games with Liverpool (winning all 3) and this narrative that Wirtz is a flop is already being artificially pushed by desperate ABLs.

>>150597973
>Chelsea
Such a big club they had to spend 1.25 billion pounds in 25 years to start winning trophies

>>150598553
>Paddy damage control for his plastic club of choice

>>150598553
yeah the famously abl liverpool echo
wonder if you even scan your shite before you hit post

>plumber era footballers debate
Harry Kane is the best English striker to have played the game, Shearer and Owen would get outscored by Hojlund in the modern game

will be hilarious if wurtz manages to reach 007 when his team is dominating

>>150598578
this is why indians shouldnt be allowed on the internet

>>150598546
Anons reply was much funnier

>>150598582
Just ignore them. Never reply to the flag.

just learned that liverpoo unironically call a milk cup, an FA cup, and a uefa cup (europa league) a "treble"

omfds that is fucking tinpot

Why don't world class players want to play for Liverpool?

>Citymong melty

Grim

>>150598653
Why don't their players even want to talk about joining them? Isak is refusing all media interviews - is he that ashamed?

>>150598682
guehi and rodrygo were excited from what i've heard

>>150598703
can't speak for rodrygo but Indy reported that during his medical there was a gleam in guehi's eye, and a subtle pump of the dust as if to say that all the hard work and dedication to his craft has finally culminated in his boyhood dream coming true

>>150598905
>dust
not even ibp but you're getting sloppy

>>150598629
it is a treble, can't you count?

>geordies have lost their minds so much over isak that they now believe romano is hired by Liverpool
lmao

>>150599066
They're lashing out at everyone on the surface of the planet except Scousers. It's really sad to see.
The image of the Geordie hardnut is no more, replaced by a quivering fanny who should've been drowned at birth in the Tyne.

Any key injuries to God Six players while on international duty as of yet?

Apparently Isa Slot has been doing a lot of 1 on 1 training with Isak

>meslier is still a leeds player
>timo werner is still an RB Leipzig player
any other players still in transfer limbo despite the passed deadline?

>>150599223
Javi Martinez.

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>>150599480
>playing in 2nd division qatari league
surely the money musn't be that big if it's down there

>>150599066
>>150599117
Rent free

Out of all the players at your club who do we think has the biggest cock?
And what about in the league entirely?
Statistically one of them does
We should have a league table where each of the teams nominate their biggest cock player and then they’re ranked against each other
I think it’s Djed Spece for us, he’s got that lanky black lad with a big swinging dick look to him but Kolo Mouanis addition might present a new challenger in the showers

>>150599724
Not Adam Wharton or Will Hughes at palace they probably have to wear swimming trunks in the showers surrounded by all the BBCs kek

dave's fantasising about black penises again

>>150599724
Wilfried Gnonto could be a sleeper pick at Leeds? Not many black lads in the side and despite him being really short he has that proper untamed African genetics look. Probably touches the floor when he gets out of bed

>>150599724
be one of the black lads

Cole Palmer gives white man with a big penis energy but the Chelsea squad has a few good picks. Probably stiff competition in their showers
Chabolah and Tosin helicoptering their BBCs about in the showers after pocketing yet another striker for 90 minutes
Liam Delap is another good shout
I’d put money on Chelsea having one of the highest average penis lengths across the 25 man squad actually

Looking through the Man U squad now and genuinely not a 7 incher in the entire roster I don’t think
The white lads like Bruno and Mount absolutely stink of small penis
Kobbie and Ahmad too small
And then most of their “black” players are lightskin rather than proper big penis dark African
Casemiro might be a sleeper pick absolutely embarrassed in the showers to be surrounded by such small cock

WTF you benders go back to your eternal arsenal thread pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEQk-Lhaxro

>>150599888
I wonder if there’s a correlation between league position and average penis size
Higher testosterone and winning mentality = big swinging dicks so there may be a light correlation

having a normal one for today lads

This thread took a strange turn. Brits are truly broken.

>>150599894
It’s just one sad cunt posting about premier league willys
He’s got me wanting to jerk it to bbc now though
As for my team (arsenal) I’d say Gabriel or saliba but I reckon Rice swings it about too

>Raheem Sterling didn't get a move this summer
>on 325k/week and will not play this season
wtf, why didn't he fuck off?

We should have a live Q&A with Isa Slot, she can tell us which black player has the biggest penis

Would you say forwards are a bigger dick position than defenders?
Need the confidence to express yourself and be creative as a forward whereas defending is all about being disciplined and following instructions like a small dick sub being punished
Grealish made me think about this because he’s got all the hallmarks of a big penis player apart from the fact he’s white and not as tall as most CBs/GKs

>>150600018
money, fulham wanted him but seems like they preferred someone cheaper (they ended up signing 2 wingers though, kevin and chukwueze)

>>150600018
How big do you reckon his willy is? I’m saying small (length) for a black lad but thicker than you’d expect

mad what the international fortnight does to dave's mind

>>150599894
It's one schizophrenic Manchester City fan

>>150600041
But who’s got the biggest cock in the Fulham dressing room?
Has to be Anthony Robinson off the top of my head but I’d hear the case for Josh King or Adama Traore or Alex Iwobi
Actually Fulham have quite a few big black lads who might have big black dicks hiding in their white shorts

>>150600064
I haven’t even mentioned the penis size of Man City players yet. I actually think they’d be on the lower end of the table. Lots of short, conservative “pass pass pass” take no risk cucks in that dressing room which makes me think a lot of small cock
Haaland probably mogs the rest but Ryan Cherki absolutely stinks of a large, thick unwashed brown hog that would ruin your girlfriend when she has a city break in Paris with the girls

Your girlfriend comes back from a hen do in Paris
She is sore, says she is too tired for sex and can’t look at you in the same way as before she left
Incidentally she says one of her friends introduced her to famous footballer Ryan Cherki but she says she can’t remember when you ask her what they spoke about
Deep down you know, but you can’t bring yourself to face it

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>this thread

Rayan Cherki doing keepy ups at the bottom of the bed while your girlfriend lays there still quivering and shaking
>arent you going to answer that
He asks as her phone rings again
>no, it’s my boyfriend
He laughs and keeps doing keepy ups

I'm going to make cottage pie until this thread gets better

>>150599959
Rice needs to have a big one in order to even reach his flabby wife past all of her folds.

>>150600187
Very good point. And doesn’t he have African DNA? All the hallmarks of a big dick player
>West Ham cockney cocky vibes
>big tall man
>african genetics
>strapping, confident
>natural leader
>likes big white women
Yeah he’s packing

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>gets rejected by united
>Dominates italy with united rejects
This man could've single handedly ended /mug/ but they hired terrorim instead.

Manager walks into the dressing room at the start of pre-season
>right, it’s time to choose this years captain
The players listen attentively
>get your cocks out
Dead silence. People think they must have mis-heard
>get your cocks out and put them on the table
The players look to the assistant manager in confusion. He stands there with a straight face, fully backing his boss
>the player with the biggest dick will be our captain

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>This thread

>>150600206
Dominating Serie A is the equivalent of a 6th or 7th place finish in the Prem. Which would be a massive improvement for Manure to be fair.

Thinking about how fucking shit Wirtz is

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

get FUCKED, you stupid bitches

>>150600284
Think his confidence has taken a knock by being one of the smaller cocked players in the showers at Liverpool having being one of the bigger ones at leverkusen

Sesko Cunha and Mbuemo were all incredible signings! Amorim's boys are nailed on for the Champions League next season!

>>150600285
This must be old because Ugochukwu's left

>>150600285
Getting paid to go to the gym every day
Rentboy FC wins again!

>>150600360
Out of the three who do you think has the biggest dick?
Sesko is the tallest so you might think his is the biggest
But then again he’s the whitest so it might be the smallest
I’m going
>Cunha
>sesko
>mbuemo

2bh, Chelsea shouldn't be allowed to sign players until they trim their player list down to like 25. that should be the maximum number of non youth players allowed at a club

>>150600284
We noticed, you've literally been spamming it the whole day you sad prick

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News for the /epl/bros who love Gladiators on the tv
Legend is out of the next series with a torn bicep
Diamond is out of the next season with a ruptured ACL

>>150600391
Mbeumo has a massive arse to counterweight his magnum dong

>>150600494
Which of the Gladiators do you suppose has the longest knob?

>>150600539
Jet back in the day

are we getting raided by the arse-anal general
what is this

>>150600494
for me, in terms of attractiveness, it's:
Dynamite
Athena
Diamond
Sabre

>>150600445
25 is already the maximum number of registered players afaik, but U-21 players don't need to be registered to play. They only have like 16 senior players, if you discount their bomb squad and Mudryk of course.

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Simon Jordan REACTS

>>150600637
yeah but they have more than 25 at the club that are not in the u21 team. clubs should only be allowed 25 period. then they should just bans for loans of players over 21 completely, and force the clubs to be a lot smarter with whom they sign and also keep the churn down

>>150600707
Which u21 in the prem has the biggest cock?

>>150600699
wonder how he'd react to me splitting his nose in two with a well placed free kick

>>150600752
from what distance?

>>150600752
The sanctimonious 10 minute radio segment he delivers about the incident will show you

>>150600699
you're just mad because he rightly criticised Isuck

>>150600825
We don't sign our posts here

Rayan Cherkis meaty kebab dong

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>>150600825
>>150600875

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>90 million for Voltaren

The Scousers have got their new song for Isak. I have a feeling this one is really going to light up the terraces!
https://x.com/TheRagamuffins/status/1963674737617612929

>>150600944
Only a matter of time before Arsenal fans steal it.

Liverpool's greatest manager are literally named

>Jurgen Cock
>Anal Slut
>Kunny Dogleash

>>150600984
>Joe Faggin
>Bob Pissley
>Bell Shagly

>>150600944
This one is stolen lmfao typical fucking Scouse scum
and it's DOGSHITE

>>150600984
The current squad is fruity too

>Tranisson Becker
>Kekez
>Trans Dyke
>Kosharté
>Endocarditis
>Szobongebob
>Auschwirtz
>Cackpoo
>Kekitike
>Salad

>>150600707
That violate employment law if FA somehow want to make that kind of rule I think. Like they already indirectly do that with registration rules and FIFA do already restrict senior loans to 8 players max. The thing about Chelsea loan farm is the fact their loaned players all are U21.

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>>150600944
>https://x.com/TheRagamuffins/status/1963674737617612929
Fucking hell the state of it

>>150601068
>The thing about Chelsea loan farm is the fact their loaned players all are U21.
which is a good thing. u21 players need to be out playing

>That violate employment law if FA somehow want to make that kind of rule I think. Like they already indirectly do that with registration rules and FIFA do already restrict senior loans to 8 players max.
well violate it some more. it's 6 loans out max, drop it to 4 then to 2 then to 0

>7 starters for Brazil against Chile were Brazilian
I hope you're all supporting Brazil after England in the World Cup. Brazil has ever been our friend and ally

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>>150600944
I'm not even a musician and I'm confident I could do better. Fuck me even that Giroud one isn't as dogshit as this.

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>>150601185
>>7 starters for Brazil against Chile were Brazilian

>>150601037
>>Szobongebob
you remembered it

>>150601185
>>150601199
fuck I meant were PL players

>>150601221
And if you count the careers in total, 8/11 have had PL experience

>Emi Martinez's family break silence on his failed Man United transfer to reveal the reasons behind why 'the Diego Maradona of Aston Villa' ended up stuck on transfer deadline day
Who the fuck calls him that?

think about Chelshit, yeah? they're fucking wellshit. wellshit, m8

>>150601247
His brother, apparently.

>'At Aston Villa, he's the Diego [Maradona] of Napoli. He gave a lot at Villa, like Kun [Aguero] did at City, like Leo [Messi] did at Barca. They're legendary players, and it's going to be hard to surpass what he did at Aston Villa.'

So he got Villa CL qualification. Big whoop. Not even comparable to Maradona, Aguero or Messi's club achievements.

>On 30 July 2025, Samuels-Smith joined Ligue 1 club Strasbourg on a permanent transfer.[10] On 2 September, Samuel-Smith returned to Chelsea permanently, before joining Championship club Swansea City on a season-long loan.[11][12]

>>150601262
>think about Chelshit
Not sure we're allowed

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>>150601288

>the sudden mention of cherki
ooooh, it was citymong, it wasnt even dave lmao

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>>150600699
agbonlahor not aging well

>>150601026
It's just a recyle of the Ozan Kabak song. it's literally the same lads too, those ragamuffin lads. proper lazy stuff.

My girlfriends jaw is clenched and her mascara is running down her face
From sucking Rayan Cherkis big meaty Turkish penis

>>150601037
Kek

how far citymeng has fallen

>>150600699
Simon Jordan SHOVES his KNOB into a tub of BLANCMANGE

Ake forced out the Dutch squad simply because his last name doesn't have "van" in it. their back line has Van Hecke, Van Dyke and Van De Ven. if only he was Van Ake they'd let him play the racist fuckers

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Charlie’s way meal at Birmingham City
£14

>>150601306
It's always him seething these days, he's incredibly obvious. The Wirtz SNUB mindbroke him

Simon Jordan SUCKS the SPINAL FLUID out of WOUNDED ANIMAL

>>150601497
His team got cucked by Liverpool and he immediately became a cuckold himself kek

Watching Heartbeat on ITV 3 while eating a takeaway pizza and drinking a cherry coke.

Isak refusing to play for Sweden as well now

>>150601611
Based somali

Geordie Bastard still not blaming Scousers, anybody but them at fault.

>>150601611
slipperpool really paid 130m for a benchwarmer kek

>>150601611
>gets linked to Liverpool
>immediately refuses to work

>>150601592
>eating a takeaway
you didn't want to wait for my cottage pie?

>>150601679
Fuck off IBP

>Canada up 1-0
CA REVIENS CHEZ NOUS COLISSE

>>150601682
we don't sign our posts here

>>150601611
He should be playing for Eritrea

>>150601698
>Luca Dean the only French Frenchman there

>>150601766
Descendent of the Beaker folk are you?

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>>150601828

>>150601592
>Heartbeat
Based. I love watching that and The Royal.

>>150601828
No, I'm I2, WHG. Bell beaker invaders can fuck off back to the steppe and take their devil agriculture with them.

>>150601698
>Watch some Pathe clip where the N*zis have a bunch of French soldiers prisoner and loads of blackies who are fighting for them
>N*zis mock them at first, but then become very earnest and ask them if they understand how, if Germany loses the war, the blackies fighting alongside the French will become the new French
>Barbaric N*zis actually look sadder than the dumb frogs while they tell them this
>Turned out the N*zis were right

I was really amazed they allowed something like that with accurate subs on a history channel. Even more amazed by all of the comments that said the N*zis in the video were proven correct. Naturally I was less amazed when the comments were turned off and less amazed still when the video was entirely removed.
Need to scrap internationals btw.

>>150600944
these are the same people that show up with face masks in antifa rallies aren't they

>>150601918
this was a real thing europeans would not bring african soldiers into europe but france betrayed this

>>150601992
>but france betrayed this
A tale as old as time. Absolutely disgusting country and people.

>>150601918
>Need to scrap internationals btw.
There should be a Continental Cup where North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia and Oceania all field teams. Three rounds, with Europe and South America both getting byes into the second round/semi final.

>>150601679
Wasn't aware you were making any
>>150601856
Very comfy telle

>>150601592
>Heartbeat
Based Greengrass

>>150601882
>I'm I2
Have to be 18 to post here pal

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>>150602051
Help me build a European Best XI
Rules are: you have to be ethnically/ancestrally from Europe. It's too easy to build one without that rule. I already can't figure out the wingers.

>>150599849
>few good picks
You mean pricks

>>150600376
>Ugochukwu
The others in the pic are not sitting by him because his name is too difficult to pronounce

>>150602249
>have to be ethnically/ancestrally from Europe
Pulisic?

>>150602443
He's in the North American Best XI, anon.

>>150602455
Anthony Gordon then, if we don't want to claim Pulisic as Croatian.

>>150601918
link?

>>150602488
Yeah, that's who I decided on as well. The other option was Kvaratskhelia, which is really really bending the rules when it comes to Europe so I couldn't include him.

>>150602491
>Naturally I was less amazed when the comments were turned off and less amazed still when the video was entirely removed

>>150602075
Crafty bastard he is

>>150602491
As the friendly Canadish pointed out it was taken down. I don't know if they were on a coastline or just some desert in north Africa, but there was a heck of a lot of sand. The French seemed petrified at first whereas the blacks seemed more sad and inconvenienced. Really wish I had saved it.

>>150602796
damn

Elanga mogging Poosak, Shitorkes and Shitsko

>>150601918
SEETHE YT BOY

>>150603020
he fast

>>150595721
funny seeing spurs fans ignore that this xavi simons ditched the team whose legend he's named after, ditched the team he left them for, got shipped around and back again about 6 times and then was passed over by literally every team in europe until a desperate and cucked tottenham came in and panic bought him. it's clearly not going to work out well for them. he's back off to some farmers league in a year or two, and if he miraculously does well before throwing a strop, he'll force a move straight away.

>>150603178
calm down AW

Today I found out that Tijjani Reindeers is mixed. Those Indog genes really packed a punch what the fuck, you can usually tell wasians but no one would be able to guess that man is anything other 100% SEAnig.

>>150603376
don't talk in that rude tone towards teijani again.
he's married to a cute iraqi woman and i won't tolerate this slander.

Is Levy actually leaving or is he just gonna be in the background pulling strings?

Gyokeres rating
> 3.6
Sesko rating
> 4.0

>>150603845
He was outright sacked

>>150603845
joe lewis didnt care as long as the investment went up and just let levy do what he wanted but now hes very old and his children are taking over enic they want to put their own mark on the business and this is what you are seeing
levy is still a minority shareholder but he wont have influence from what has been said by enic

>>150603846
>Gyokeres
Just got an assist

>>150603845
he fr nc finna dab on

>scraping 1-0 against mighty faroe islands
Croatia has fallen

>>150603999
>assist
Cuck stat

Isak walking away from the match with a mighty 0.0 (I don't watch matches I just look at algorithm-determined scores and share them like they're worthwhile)

Now Isak's refusal to play, at the behest of his new club, has damaged Sweden.
They will aim the abuse squarely at Liverpool. Other fanbases could never do this.

>>150604425
I didn't have swedish house mafia vs scouse mafia on my bingo card, but I'm here for it!

>>150603845
He was only still chairman because his buddy who is pushing 90 years old was keeping him in the job, everybody else hated him, and now Joe Lewis daughter is finally shitcanning him.

>>150603999
Sesko just got an assist

>>150604504
5/10

>>150604556
actually I'm 6'0

Hope Levy sues them

>>150603999
>miscontrol the ball and it bounces into the path of a teammate
>assist

>>150604595
good for you

>>150604595
hard to beleaf that

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FRAUD!

>>150603999
he fluffed some guy omg WOW

this guy is actually using a VPN to repost the same thing in a slightly different way to make it seem like it's a different individual.

>>150604425
Isak has made himself out to be a complete cunt

uh ya sure just let me ASSIST you with fucking my wife

>>150605066
based and true

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>>150605066

>>150605066
Who has the more fragile ego; Owen or Terry?

>>150605199
For me, it's "Cool"

Owen is the best youngster in the PL ever, sorry if you can't handle this

>Liverpool legend and Inter Miami forward Luis Suarez has been handed a six-match suspension for spitting at a Seattle Sounders' staff member following his side's 3-0 Leagues Cup final defeat.

>>150595645
Wot's wiv the anti-semitism here chuds

>>150605317
not even the best youngster in liverpools history

>>150605348
For me, it's young Stan Collymore making the Geordies seethe all those years ago.

>>150605348
we're not talking about all history but about since the PL started. best teenager full stop

>>150605361
>Stan Collymore
Another transfer record set by Liverpool btw. Just how long have they been trying to buy the league?

>>150605394
yeah i was talking pl too
rio the best youngster ever la

Kek Barca are shipping that fraud Rashford back already

>>150605439
>a defender was the best something ever
okay brah

can't wait to see rodrygo, caicedo and guehi starting for the reds
break can't end fast enough

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>>150605516

>>150605516
the canuck got the joke >>150605534

>>150605484
Hate to be that guy but source? I already did an X search but don't see anything about him being given the boot by Barça.

>>150605066
>24 goals in all comps won the ballon d'or
>fucking keeper came 3rd
weakest ballon d'or in history

>>150605542
and it was 10/10 keep it up!

>>150605547
>X
come on have some self respect (and call it twitter)

>>150605547
Thumbnail from Are Alice and I'm watching the vid now and the content is actually saying the story is bullshit. I got b8d and there's no simpler way to say it than that

>>150605558
i'm actually 11 foot 10

Not enough is made of the Guehi snub I feel
Genuinely hilarious episode

>>150605557
not to mention they lost the league to arsenal that year

>>150605582
this will go over the Brits heads (but certainly not yours hehe)

It's hardly a snub when the player himself desperately wanted the move and was denied by an autistic manager.

A true snub is what happened with Gyokeres and United.

>>150605622
good one
now fuck off

>>150605560
Nah twitter was a proper gulag. I can do hate speech again on X.

>>150605571
No problem brah. We live and learn.

>>150605629
>autistic manager
baffling cope

>>150605593
Well it's Liverpool, their best signing of the window was driving like a lunatic while on Snapchat last week and it got fuck all coverage.

After spending 350m to pull away two (2) players no one wanted the americans started thinking they were billy big bollocks and going to reel in all these Real madrid stars and in the end they flopped and shitted trying to sign a random centre back from Crystal Palace

They were writing fanfic like he was dreaming of living in Toxteth

>>150605629
>It's hardly a snub when it happens to my club

>>150605777
>*throws a melty and threatens to resign if the deal went through*

baffling denial