Chiefs vs Chargers tonight
>this could be your cum, big boywhy is zest fruitcake like this?
>>150600563
Which NFL player?
YOUR DESTINY IS DEMISE
assault this bussy
Brehs these generals are moving so fast I can't keep up
>>150600595The chaserhas becomethe chost
>>150600596go outside you spamming faggot
Well?
>>150600596Where are the mods??
Chargers are shit
>>150600614Vrabel?????????
>>150600588>rip off a cool Steve Ditko character>people think he's coolHow could this happen?
>>150600614I wouldn't put Mike Tomlin or Vrabel as high as they are, but other than that the gripes are small
>>150600596coward.
>>150600623Ref was just preventing the guaranteed 3 points, he knew they would fumble
>>150600638Niggle
>>150600614KOC too high. He’s good, but he hasn’t ever won a playoff game.
>>150600586It's hilarious, imagine Carter's thinking>Hmm, I know I'm literally getting paid to tackle this guy today and I will get many opportunities, but instead I will squander the day before I get a chance.
>>150600614Todd Bowles insultingly low. NFCN overrated across the board.
>>150600596You cannot genuinely call yourself. chrstian and hold this type of sentiment in your heart. Seek help
>>150600596Dak could probably press charges but he won't so nothing will happen legally. He's definitely getting suspended to send a message though.
>>150600664Almost nobody on this site is a real Christian.
How TF do you get ejected before the first play from scrimmage.
>>150600614Bro put harbaugh below his brother wtf is he doing at 5>>150600657>carter thinksDude can't picture the apple lmao all his thoughts were were emotions of rage
>>150600563Chargers might actually be a bad matchup for the Chiefs to start the season. Jim Harbaugh is going to have his team playing hard and hitting hard on both offense and defense. The Chiefs might not be ready for this kind of game to open the season.
>>150600686Kek
>>150600679Yeah even when he was with the 49ers he choked every time he made the playoffs. 5 is WAY too high.
>>150600664You don't get to decide what a 'real Christian' is loser.
>>150600657>imagine Carter's thinkingblack people have no concept of the future and live in the moment.
>>150600686>evading a ban
>>150600679>>150600697If he had held it in he probably would've turned Dak Prescott into Flat Footprint. This the difference between a immature brain and that of a refined villain like Ndamukong Suh
>>150600686I kneel
>>150600664Your not Jesus lil bro
>>150600700The spirit of Albert haynesworth lives within ndamukong
>>150600686Based and true, jannies stay seething.
>>150600686
>>150600619>crying to the moderation teamliterally kys
sperg alert
>>150600614Harbaugh shouldn't be abowe Harbaugh, he lost the Harbowl after all
>>150600686Gigabased, jannies on suicide watch
>>150600686absolutely based
>>150600734so bills, buccs, 49ers, and rams are frauds
>>150600734Why do the bills have such a easy schedule they won 13 last year
Clutch Drops Lamb
>>150600704Also that Old Spice commercial was fuckin wack.
>>150600757shit division, all their rivals are on the left
>>150600686THE KING HAS RETURNED
>>150600734>based on the betting marketGo be jewish somewhere else
>>150600775
>>150600754No, those are (statistically) good teams with easy schedules. Teams from the top left quadrant with winning records are the frauds.
>>150600686this is how racism wins you coward
Concrete Digits Lamb
>>150600795I think you could still argue that the Bucs at least would be frauds. And probably the Niners if they rack up a lot of wins.
Jalen Carter killed two people but heaven forbid you call him what he is
Friendly reminder that this is a racism free zone. Everyone is welcomed here.
>/pol/ is leaking
>Bo, we talked about this, you can't use that word.>Well, why the fuck not? They say it all the time!
>>150600734I guess we're just getting our analysis from the bookies now
JC wouldn't harm a fly
>>150600830Why not? They're the ones in charge, not those dipshit talking heads on ESPN.
>>150600799>>150600799It should win desu
JC learnt his lesson, it won't happen again
>>150600847Daniels inspires friendship in the people around him
>>150600847Picking people up is such a power move in sports. I used to fireman carry people in wrestling nothing shrinks your balls like being lifted by some dude who wants to heem you
THE iggles
>>150600861Heems in crotchsniffing
>>150600861God, that's so hot!
>>150600861
>>150600881Fuck off back to /pol/
>>150600881What did they delete? Just got here
>iggles win>people seethe about itit's a good day
>>150600892The truth on Jalen Carter
/spol/ is cancer
>>150600614Drop KOC 11 slots for letting his team celebrate prematurely right before absolutely blowing the season and playoffs
>>150600881>calling for a raidUH OH, STINKY
>>150600887>>150600905Cry harder faggot.
>>150600916You're the one crying about your posts getting deleted for breaking the rules. Pathetic.
>>150600909I forgot about that holy kekweek 17 beating the fudgepackers right?
>>150600917>0.0% contain or attempt at spyWho the fuck is the dal-ass D coordinator?
>>150600917I saw dak do this shit I’m not impressed
Qweertyuiiopassddfgghhjklzzxcvvbnnm
>>150600902Even better the second time.
>>150600930bears legend Matt Eberflus
>>150600914Now we're talking.
I'm already thinking about Thanksgiving bros
>>150600916It's bitchknees, he's the one who does this shit but for some reason is allowed to ruin this general while anyone pointing it out gets banned or posts deleted. Very curious.
>>150600928>crying about pol and shouting for jannies to come save youCry harder fag maybe this time they’ll hear you.
Just got my Jalen Carter jersey for $12 on DHGate
>>150600914I'll have you know GB fans look nothing like that
>>150600935It's not a Hurts, it's more about >>150600930I posted it as an example of the story of the game. The Cowboys secondary was surprisingly good (and the Eagles play calling was bland and didn't make things easy), but Dallas's D-line didn't rush with intelligence, and the back 7 had their backs turned too often, so Hurts just took what they gave him.
>ameritummies get so hungry after 3 hours of no food they start yearning for a holiday 2.5.months from now where they eat all day
Josh Uche was surprisingly good. Not elite or anything but had enough juice that I'm less worried about the pass rush depth. Everything gets easier with Carter on the field, too.
>>150600929By 2 (two) points; and they didn't score at all in either the 1st or 4th quarters that game
!?
>>150600614>@_MLFOOTBALLwho gives a shit
>>150600982Shalom
>>150600982don’t let the mask slip too much rabbi!
>>150600982>celebration of the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ>stupidkys jew
Lions and rams heem this eagles team
>>150600982>off from work>eat good foodI can't think of any reason it's a stupid holiday
>>150601008This was said last year btw
/sp/ should have been kept on 4channel away from /pol/ trash. Can’t we just talk football
>>150601025>t. snowflake with hurt feefees
>>150601005Easter is the biggest BS holiday lolIt's just a repurposed pagan spring festival, with the "rebirth" themes matching the season. Jesus "rising" is just the plants and shit coming back after winter.
>>1506010134th of July weekend is the best of the year get some friends and a boat brokie
>>150601025It cries out in pain as it strikes you.
>>150601025Go to r/nfl/ if u wanna throat the niggles
>>150601025Wrote like 15 effort essays last night and got 2 yous so I'm good. Won't do that anymore
>>150601030Enjoy hell faggot
>>150601025I hope Ruggs runs you down
>>150601008>lionsMaybe, but I doubt it. T.bh I think the Lions will have a bigger drop off from last year tha Philly.>ramslmao no. They'll get crushed again.
>>150601030Uh it coincides with passover so that christkillers can be humiliated in perpetuity actually
>>150601031That's the only exception. Rest are gay or memes
>>150601025This, /spol/ is cancer
>>150601041Ironic been here long enough to see 4chan become a christian site, but not surprising considering most christians are horrible people
>>150600972>>150600982>>150601013>all US flags>talking shit about the USThis is either VPN/proxy use (which is a rule violation) or morons that are free to move to a new cunt
Of all of the things that happened this past off-season, this still makes me go "oh yeah, Russ is on the Giants now." Then I forget about it again.
>>150601046>crushedThe niggles scored on two land dragons and barely did anything else offensively while Stafford had the game winner ready in the snow until the riggi commenced with those awesome flags to ice the game
>>150601008packers might be a problem too. they'll add a piece or two to this secondary and the defense will gel with time. dickerson and the backup guards all getting banged up makes me wonder if howie will go replenish the trenches.
>>150601054The only horrible person here is you sodomite
>>150601060And hes probably going to do pretty good lol that conference has way weaker pass Ds than the afc north
>>150601054Holy unc
The Dallas Cowboys and the LA Super Chokers should hold a preseason NFL game at San Diego Snapdragon Stadium.
>>150601058Who else do you thinks crying about racism in /nfl/ lmao
>>150601058>caring about an invaded economic zone
>>150601041I'm sorry that this confuses you, brainlet
>>150601088The overwhelming majority of Americans are anti racism.
>>150601098False
>>150601061>until the riggi commenced with those awesome flags to ice the gameno but rams receivers would cook this current philly secondary
>>150601086I think Fuwawa should choke on my cock
>>150601098go outside lmao
>>150601041enjoy this bussy
>>150600830all the analysts are hot take artists who are never held accountable for being wrong. betting markets reflect the real financial liabilities and are a much more reliable predictor of results.
It's outrageous how many people are high on the Packers as owl contenders like a foregone conclusion top 3 team Jordan Love is literally the mutt Kirk Cousins. He made his name on ONE playoff win beating Dallas with WRs open by 30 yards and everyone lost their minds. Completely mediocre play action system baby QB in every wayParsons is an injury prone egotist who won't even come close to living up to the contract and will sink GB's future. t. Packers owner
ok enough polposting now time for copy-paste greentext jaks
>>150601098Unc’s never been on Instagram reels before
>>150600982>t.
>>150601065packers have been a good team that jordan love drives into the ground for years
>>150601110Mococo is the superior twin
>>150601116yea i dont see the packers doing shit and this micah move feels like a lafleur desperation gambit
>>150601114Most analysts are proxy NFL employees too since almost every major media has a contract with them now.
>>150601098What other lies do you tell yourself?
>>150601098they are against being branded racist. everyone is racist. most so "anti-racists"
>DID HE JUST FRIGGIN SPIT BACK AT THE DAKERINO? LOCK HIS ASS UP IN THE CAGE WITH MI ABUELITA
>>150601127 40 mill in cap just sitting there, if they don’t go far this year I’m gonna start hating
>>150601086>>150601110Fuwamoco suck a fat, disgusting cock(Pero's).
>>150600614>Tomlin is two spots below VrabelThat's retarded.
i dont know why anyone is suprised about jalen carter. the only reason the eagles could get him was because is he a retarded criminal
>>150601127My Yakubian GM>>150601154A bunch of guys need to get paid next year and $31mil out of that $40 can be rolled over into next year if it doesn't get spent this year
>>150601164Lions should have picked him instead of Gibbs character issues are irrelevant
No pre-game ritual in the NFL can compare to the horn blow and the skol chant. Actually now that I think of it, no team in the NFL can compare to my KANGZ in any way shape or form.
"racism" has somehow come to mean "recognizing any difference between races whatsoever" which is both common sense and scientifically accurate.
>>150601164he's reformed. big dom set him straight.
>>150600614I don't know how you can put Shanahan below McVay and LaFleur and expect to be taken seriously.
>>150601167Just feels like they missed there window with everyone on rookie deal they’ll be contender for awhile but never favourites
>>150600819Mahomes is much White as he is Black.
>>150600614sean payton to 4john H switches with Jim H6 goes to tomlin7 to campbell8 to carrol9 to bowles10 kyle shanahanthe rest all suck
>>150600997>>150600999>>150601005>>150601123Why do you reflexively just blame everything on da joos? Why would your perception of a jew hate thanksgiving? It's a great opportunity to make money.
>>150601168bruh
>>150601172Shanahan has more losing seasons than those two combined
>>150601171Retarded ass ape lmao
>>150601098This is true. /spol/fags live in a bubble.
>>150601193Thanksgiving is the least commercial of the American Fall holidays. That's why it gets overshadowed by both Halloween and Christmas.
>>150601098even the grindr fags are racist lol
>>150600829I'm not trying to be funny at all, but does anyone think Bo Nix might slightly retarded or autistic? He's always making really stupid faces.
>>150601098The overwhelming majority of any people in any context are dumb nigger animal muggle cattle just like you. All humans are inherently, inescapably tribal which is why sports are so popular in the first place. The jews just invented the concept of "racism" to supplant to the notion of tribalism and warp the definition so that it just means: if white man tribal that is bad, if shitskin tribal that is good. But you are too much of a dumb nigger animal to understand this. Must be a great life being too stupid to suffer.
>>150601169>>150601194He’s gonna be a pro bowler until he inevitably kills someone, rbs are a dime a dozen and have a 5 year long career
>>150601193It’s /pol/ brainrot, and lack of accountability for one’s own problems so they blame minorities or Jews
cowgirl paypigs getting all edgy and racist after spamming the sticky with bbc porn last night
>>150601193>Why do you reflexively just blame everything on da joos? Why would your perception of a jew hate thanksgiving?
>>150601196The 49ers team he inherited was way worse than the Rams and Packers teams that McVay and LaFleur started their careers with. LaFleur was carried by Rodgers early on.
Owari da yt bois
>>150601218what's his wingspan? feet look a bit heavy
>>150601168False and he's only slightly better than Gibbs
>>150601098>seething newfag replies
>>150601230>only like 5 are decentkek
>>150601217t. Mike Tomlin
>>150601234At a much more important position
Dak is a liar
>>150601218future incognito
I like that Jalen Carter has some screws loose. Ypu need goons
Not memeing at all when I say last night was a spiritual Elgses lossCowboys should have won. That will probably mess with the Eglsels heads going into Arrowhead. They got shut out in the second halfAlso, respect to Shottenheimer. I mentioned to my dad going into half, it will be interesting to see if Shottenheimer can make adjustments. And he did, the Egleslels went from scoring every single drive in the first half, to never again, and if it weren’t for PeeWee Lamb, that Cowboys offense was clicking. I like Shottenheimer so far
>>150601255You need them to play too
>>150601244>Stroud>Dak>Geno>Hurts>Daniels>Love >Lamar>Mahomes Are all good qbs
Eagles are cooked if they don't address corner. Every pass was at Jackson
>>150601261nosometimesnonololnoreg season babwhite
>>150601261Hurts and Love are not good quarterbacks, they're just in good situations. They're the weakest link on their teams.
>>150601255true but you can't be getting baited like that
Do I draft butker or dicker for tonight
>>150601230Philip rivers would be the goat if he played today the talent drop off is incredible
>>150601258True that was retarded but I don't want him to lose that edge
>>150601219How bout them dancing Israelis right? Sick moves.
Who's ready for all the 157 yards passing, 43 yards rushing with 0 passing TDs, 1 INT, 1 rushing TD and 1 fumble (recovered) games?!
>>150601264Who are they supposed to get now that the season has started? Just gotta roll with what you have at this point and hope that some team is selling at the trade deadline.
>>150601283any of the old qbs would heem the league right now. ancient brady did it against the new "goat". big ben would eat these d linemen for breakfast too
Why does he make people so mad?
>>150601287top 4 are pass first qbs
>>150601261>>150601274Unironically, blacks don’t consider Mahomes black. Seen many discussions around this topic on black twitter during their first super bowl against the Eagles, when the NFL was promoting it as the first black vs black QB. All the blacks were like, sike. And posting pictures of Mahomes with his wife and kids talking about, this is a white hick lol
>>150601274Racist>>150601275I'll give you Love but Hurts is legitimately good.
>>150601292I dunno man but they have a clear weakness that needs to be addressed or they're a wildcard team
>>150601275this guy didn't watch the game last night
>>150601169shut up homo, you have faggots as cheerleaders.
>>150601312>Should have lost>Got shut out for an entire halfWe saw
>>150601230>>1506012871. Lamar2. Mahomes3 Jalen4. Daniels5. Dak6. Stroud7. Love8. Geno9. Russ10.Young11. Kyler12. Caleb13. Ward14. Penix15. Fields16. Rattler
>>150601308Hurts is worse than Love.>>150601311I don't disagree but that talent isn't out there right now. Any upgrades are already on the rosters of other teams. At best you'd be making a change for the sake of change and bringing in a new CB that's just as bad as the guy you're cutting. Like I said, their best bet is to hope someone is selling at the trade deadline. You can't really fix your roster after the offseason is over, you just gotta go with what you have.
>>150601295>>150601283aint that the truth. id sooner take jake plumber than any of these cant read defenses QBs.
>>150601292they have the draft capital to spend on a starting caliber corner, no?
Can refs get ejected for spitting?
>>150601323There is no world in which any QB is above Mahomes right now, the difference between him and his peers is such that he can only be compared to Brady, Manning and Montana. Stop trying so hard to have a take, you just end up looking stupid
>>150601327>Hurts is worse than loveA YouTuber gave you that opinion.
>>150601307Mahomes is white
>>150601327>Hurts is worse than LoveYou don't know ball
>>150601295If Andrew luck just held on for a few more. Fields, rattler, 40 year old flacco. The nfl needs to pay colleges to start running pro style
>>150601337Mahomes has regressed heavily in each of the past two seasons, ball don't lie.
tebow was better than a lot of these cats
>>150601327>Hurts is worse than Love.Would you rather have a midrange talent that is coachable and makes good decisions or a talented gunslinger going awol on 3rd downs and being hella sketchy
>>150601322they scored in the third quarter before the weather delay
>>150601312he can run okay and throw a decent deep ball. all of his other QB skills are below average
>>150601327Well they really dun goofed letting Slay and Roger's walk. Don't want to hear Howie praise if this nigga Jackson keeps getting targeted
>>150601338No, it's just what I know from watching football. Love is a mediocre quarterback who sometimes makes splash plays that can be good or bad. Hurts is a bad quarterback who has the best O-line in football, the best RB in football, and the best receivers in football, along with a competent OC.
>>150601343i need to know what the colts did to him. i know he was constantly injured, but thats not going to kill your love for the game like that. irsay must have done something heinous
>>150601230Only about 6 of them aren't heavily mixed"black" kek
>>150601345The past two seasons, one of which was Mahomes beating Lamar, who had the best roster in the league, with the worst Chiefs team during Mahomes’ tenure, in the AFCCG, in Baltimore, and going on to win his third ring, to Lamar’s 0. Don’t talk about “ball”, you don’t know it whatsoever
>>150601346Tebow might have lasted longer as a receiver honestly
>>150601287Tua doesn't count? He's darker than at least 5 of them
8 on the Eagles was giving me flashbacks to Brandon Stephens. Man he was awful.
>>150601354>What I know from watching footballIt appears to be nothing, sadly.
>>150601358i wonder what their reaction will be when they end up bleaching themselves as a people kek
>>150601352he's mentally untouchable
>>150601230>the backup caliber white qbs a decade ago like matt shaub and chad henne have been replaced by shitty black qb memerunners like justin fields and kyler murray
>>150601360>But look at my Team accomplishmentYour lack of ball is astoundingly pathetic.
>>150601361if tebow was on that niners team running the run option offense they beat the ravens in the owl.i maintain that a coach properly building around tebow could have made a powerful offense. instead they tried to make him a pocket passer
>>150601363Tua is a pacific islander, he's not black
>>150601337He married a woman that was to smart (Stanford) that threatened to divorce him because he spent to much time on football, 40 hours a week watching film. He said he didn’t wanna half ass football so he quit
>>150601380Josh McDaniels was the one who drafted him and he might've had a plan for Tebow but that was the season he got fired.
>>150601360Yeah the "worst" team ever being the second best defense and still having Kelce perform. Poor Mahomes. I bet Rodgers would rather stay on the jets than play for the "worst" chiefs team ever. Such a bad team.
>>150601379Again, Lamar was on the far superior team. And this is always the cope of brainlets with retarded takes about QBs. Muh team sport! Yeah, and QB is the most important position on a team, that’s why the league went from Brady collecting rings to Mahomes collecting rings, and not randomly Tua, Lawrence, Stroud, etc.Don’t bother responding btw
>>150601394>Josh McDaniels>PlanPick one
>>150601385To be fair I would also choose my family over playing for the faggy ass colts.
>>150601395The Chiefs had arguably the worst receiving corps in the league and were written off by playoffs while the Ravens were stacked on both sides of the ball, had the number 1 defense and were shoe-ins for a super bowl. Everyone said at the time, if Lamar loses this there’s really no excuse, and if Mahomes wins he’s truly on a different level. It only took one more season for you retards to start making excuses
>the numbers? They don't matter>But this one anecdote? Most important factor
>>150601377if those teams don't win games they haven't replaced shit
>>150601414Yeah run to the stat sheet for your perennial regular season champion, ball isn’t played on the stat sheet and rings aren’t won in the regular season. This isn’t even an argument btw, you’re trying to make it one but all you’re doing is shoving a thumb up your ass and hopping around exclaiming “I can fly!” I’m trying to calmly explain to you that you can’t fly, and you shove your thumb further up your ass and hop a little higher and go, “Refuted!”
>>150601230That's 7 total black men get the fuck outta here.
Trip on Brady'sPee
Imagine all the Brazilian men Brittany fucked last night while Patty Cuckatini watched
Lamar Jackson is one of the top 5 greatest quarterbacks of all time.
>>150601425Chiefs fans bringing up gay shit unprovoked
>>150601433Lamar Jackson is definitely one of the quarterbacks of all time.
>>150601435You can't tell them not to talk about the Chiefs.
>>150601230Russell Wilson and Patrick Mahomes are white though?Also where's Josh Allen?
>>150601382yet his head coach is.
Sirianni is criminally underrated
>>150601449lets keep it that way
>>150601410Lmao. Yeah im sure Rodgers would look at them and say>Woah Kelce and hot new young bussy rice coached by Reid with spags leading one of the best NFL defenses?>No thank you, that team clearly sucks. Its the jets for me, the best NFL team.WHY do does the statmutt clearly love to pretend Reid and Kelce do not exist and Mahomes just did it all himself. No help poor Mahomes.
>>150601449No he isn't. He's just a cheerleader. If he has good coordinators to coach his team for him, the Eagles do well. If he hires the wrong guys, the Eagles suck shit. It has little if anything to do with him. He's little more than a mascot.
>>150601449Aj brown with one target just a masterclass
>>150601457Retarded reply, and I’m not the statmutt. I know who you are though. Flag on
Kek so true
For me, its the Manningcast
>>150601443I don't know why people act like Mahomes is white when the NFL considers this man black.
What is moloch and why is every american obsessed with him?
Damn Temujin looks like that?!
Nicholas Cage is playing John Madden in a biopic. How does /nfl/ feel about this?
>>150601449If anything, he's the most overrated.
https://youtu.be/Du9Aoh4KOwAit's up
>>150601480Not nearly fat enough. Where's John Candy? Where's Chris Farley?
>>150601468Darker than Wesley Snipes I tell you what.
>>150601492>Where's John Candy? Where's Chris Farley?Anon, I...
>>150601460>Aj brown with one target just a masterclass
>>150601505Don't tell me... Atkins diet?
>>150601505>>150601492>90s milennilfaggots reminiscing over boomer comedy play it again, 4chan
>>150601414>only 1 regular season matchupwhy do they still do this conference bullshit? its not fair to anyone
>>150601516What other actors would be fat enough to play Madden? They just don't let fat funny guys into movies these days.I guess John Goodman might fit but he's kinda old now.
>>150601463Rice and Kelce 50 yards off from a 1000 yard season. Mahomes had no help though. Time for your meds statmutt. Wanna know who had the most yards for Lamar? Flowers with 858 yards, less than Rice and Kelce. Mahomes had no help though.
>>150601516You sound Uncle Buckbroken.
>>150601457You’re just making empty excuses, this isn’t a real conversation to be had. The Chiefs WR room was disastrous, and is the reason they went 11-6. Rashee Rice was a rookie and at his very best is a fringe top 15 receiver. Yes, Kelce still existed. That is not some enviable world beating offense like you’re trying to pretend because you’re a biased Mahomes detractor. It’s low IQ to be incapable of being objective in these conversations, hate Mahomes all you want but to literally deny reality and rewrite history to have a take should be beneath you.
We are about to have prop bets for players getting ejected for spitting every game this season
>>150601459>he hires the wrong guyshe doesnt get to choose his coordinators. theres a reason we dont know his contract terms. >hes a cheerleaderwe can leave it at that
>>150601527>>150601529the 90s were the most corposlop decade in United States history. snl was never funny and seinfeld is woke jewish subversion
>>150601527Surprised they didn't pick Shane Gillis or Gabriel Iglesias
>>150601536>You’re just making empty excuses,You're inventing delusions. Most teams don't have a single good target to throw to. Mahomes had two, and one thats going into the hall. Most qbs would be lucky to play with a WR2, let alone a HoF'er. Mahomes had that a a good option in Rice with Reid drawing up the plays.
>>150601545What does he do? He doesn't call plays, he doesn't pick players, he didn't write the playback, he doesn't even pick his coordinators. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a voice in his ear telling him when to call time out/ challenge.
>>150601468That is the blackest man that I've ever seen in my life.
>>150601545really? who does, Roseman?
>>150601536its not mahomes, its reid. he refuses to prioritize WR because he is good enough to make the playoffs without them. take away reid and mohomes wouldnt do shit with this roster
>>150601480He'll probably do a good job. Depends on the script if it's any good
>>150601566yes. i thought this was common knowledge. pederson got fired because he wanted to choose his own coaches after the SB win.
>>150601492They made him look pretty fat
>>150601234Nah he's a lot better, and at a more important position
>>150601485Haters in shambles
What should I crank my hog to?
>>150601560When I said it should be beneath you, I didn’t mean literally you, because you’re clearly a retarded subhuman. Just to be clear. It was a general “you”. Nobody in the world denies that the Chiefs WR room was a disaster and that what Mahomes did elevating the team throughout the playoffs was a massive statement, that was the entire conversation ALL throughout the season: the Chiefs can’t win with this offense. The Chiefs will get blown out in their first playoff game with this offense. The Chiefs have no chance in hell against the Ravens, especially, with this offense. 100% you were saying all those same things yourself. Now a year later, you’re trying to say it was actually an enviable situation, and acting like someone even needs to take MEDS for thinking otherwise. You live in your own little mindbroken retard world. Last reply, not filling the thread going back and forth with a brick.
>>150601568Yes of course, it’s all Reid, who had 0 rings and one super bowl appearance in the decades before Mahomes, and now with Mahomes he’s collecting rings and going to the super bowl every year. All Reid.
>>150601593WMBF
>>150601593mike vick highlights
>>150601588I hope that no one close to you ever has that awful disease, you insensitive asshole. it effects straighties too
We'll be seeing a bunch of hispanics shilling for the chiefs today now that the cowgirls are exposed as shit. be aware /nfl/, no white man supports KC
>>150601605First pro-mahomes post I agree with
>>150600614>Andy Reid not #1Fucking cope.
>>150601618Thank you for putting the flag back on you fucking faggot
>>150601596I definitely was- still can’t believe the chiefs beat Baltimore honestly- but they cheated, they had Bienemy fly in from Washington to script up their first 2 or 3 opening drives and then the Ravens just self destructed the rest of the way- Mahomes was completely shut down in the 2nd half and Zay Flowers and Lamar Jackson straight up gave the game away.Their WR room wasn’t any worse than Baltimore’s that year and Lamar was just flat out better, period- Mahomes got to feast off prime tyreek and kelce with Reid playcalling for years while Lamar had willie sneaks Gus edwards and Greg Roman so This is pretty much a wash- at their absolute peaks: Lamar is the better player
>>150601618thanks for the reminder
>>150601596>Lamar had no WR over 900 yards>Mahomes had two over 900 yards, one of them being HoF TR KelceSounds like lamar had the worse WR room to me. >But the media heads saidYes I know you listen to the jew rat everyday but going off stats, which you so dearly love, Lamar had it worse. Let me guess, this time, stats don't count.
>>150601609> it effects straighties toothe needle sharing, scum of the earth kindI have no sympathy for your hedonistic bullshit
>>150601623You have to be able to read a clock to be #1
>>150601627What fat fuck. That's disgusting
>>150601563hes just like the other ceo head coaches except hes all ceo and no coach. no reason it cant work as long as he can swallow his pride.
>>150601642putting on a shirt won't help much either
>>150601627Wtf who gave you permission to post me on spuh?
>>150601629Maybe ravens receivers stats weren't so good because the guy throwing to them wasn't that good.
>>150601633haha. I cant wait until someone close to you comes out of the closet, like a family member. Maybe then your hatred will dwindle but i doubt it
>We'll be seeing a bunch of hispanics shilling for the chiefs today nowThe Kiwi just outed himself again, because he’s literally retarded and can’t help himself, with this little remark, which he usually makes under his American flag spam. He keeps claiming that because Mahomes vaguely resembles a Mexican, hispanics support him en masse. He thinks this because he’s retarded, nobody else in the world could imagine this particular dynamic, but here’s a random Kiwi, who is not him of course, restating it. He keeps being told that hispanics support the Raiders and 49ers and, verbatim, “have every reason to hate the Chiefs”. He won’t hear it. Chiefs fans are spics, and he’s not a flag hopping literally retarded mindbroken freak, too scared to stand on business and speak for himself.
>>150601646Everyday I'm reminded how the states are when I see the news. People are constantly surprised I'm just a regular white American lol
>>150601654no, not all of us are related to faggotsgood luck with that though.
>>150601627>$160 coverups That's usually what they'll charge for something gang related.
>>150601636Whoever has the most rings gets #1
>Clammy Dactyls Lamb
>>150601667kek ok buddy. most people are in crazy denial about being gay and will literally spend their entire lives suppressing it.wtf do you think chappelle roan meant in her song “Good luck babe”???
>>150601662>>150601624sanchez feeling called out
>>150601114The secret i use to do well in fantasy every year is based my decisions on betting odds. ive won the second most in our decade long fantasy league. vegas odds are more accurate than not most often.
Did anyone really expect any sort of class from a Philly player? Look at their fans. You'll probably see a huge amount of Eagles players spitting on opposing teams' fans now.
>>150601697Dak spat first
>>150601684I sense many funerals for suicides in your future
>>150601697Philly fans are the classiest in the league. Everybody else is just a bunch of faggot pussies who are afraid of us.
>>150601697>now
>>150601699That's exactly the justification Philly fans will use too.
>>150601662>vaguely
>>150601697Dak had it coming
>>150601715That’s the Sanders I know.
>>150601675should be a pot bellied Mexican with khaki shorts, long white socks, and sandals.
>>150601728Do you think he went into football as a running back because of his last name? I always wonder about stuff like that
>>150601715KWAB
>>150601748You gotta go back Paco
>>150601667Nta but most men especially from the south and Midwest are only as conservative as their options and when they come here, they go from family men to renting out a Bahamian transexual for a week.It's common across the states but only the south and Midwest aren't trying to deny it
Remember when everyone freaked out over Sirianni sitting Saquon at the end of the season?
J U S T
>>150601760it's ogre
>>150601715
>>150601758Are trying to deny it* Like east, west, Floridians won't deny it, but the south and the Midwest try to. Texans are by far the most degenerate.
>>150601758>renting out a Bahamian transexual for a weekhow do I do this? I need to know so I don't accidentally do it haha
>>150601748I like Mexicans
>>150601771Spiritual loss
/nfl/? More like /racism/
>>150601759Sirianni is just a cheerleader bro, a real coach like John Harbaugh plays Zay Flowers in meaningless end of season games
I think this will be a really good game tonight. The Chargers will be hyped up to try to make a statement.
>>150601758this unironically. I did a stint as an exchange student in thailand and the amount of “straight” boomer men that would come there and quietly slip off with a tranny was absolutely mind bottling
>>150601789we ended racism, didn't you get the memo?
>>150601774You'd book flight here, then wander down to the cruise ship area and find one. The airport then go east for 4 miles. Don't further or you'll hit ocean again and see my island. If you look south east in the right places you might see Epstein Island. But that's depending on your elevation and what you are looking with. It's pushing it
>>150601792their o-line is already decimated
>>150601627That giant tattoo that took 2 people to do costs $160? The fuck
>>150601792Oh no! Not the hyped up Chargers!
Explain why they wouldn't be the GOAT adverteggers in the blocking/pushing positions.
>>150601758>fag projection
>>150601814I'm clearly talking about bisexuals but you tried.
>>150601814its not projection if its reality, straightie
Give Shanahan Mahomes and Reid would still be ringless Prove me wrong.
>>150601812No one knows who these dudes are
>>150601824Bisexuals are fags retard
>>150601824>you triedYou should try again as well, and make sure the rope is tight this time
>>150601812Theres no “coulda woulda shoulda” here. If either of them could play in the league, they would be. Far more lucrative than whatever it is they do now. But they cant, so they dont
>>150601840half fags
>Rayne Dakota "Dak" Spitscott
>>150601835So would Shanahan
>>150601840That doesn't make any sense on your VPN is terrible. Are you police or something
I bet the rent money on dalass and now I need to file for bankruptcy D:
>>150601792With what a fucking weirdo Harbaugh is I'm surprised he hasnt had everyone gather in the locker room, dressed before the game, heads down in complete silence, listening to a recording of herbert having sex with his girlfriend, then after you hear him cum he jumps up and yells "that's what we're gonna do to the other team"
ew wtf
>>150601861And your VPN*It's just a bad VPN. Only cops use that type.
>>150601854GROSS FUCKING FAGGOT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>150601859Sike buddy Mahomes on the 49ers would be an even more dominant dynasty than the Chiefs, you’re smoking. It was implicit in my post that Shanahan would be the one with the rings. Andy wouldn’t even be in the super bowl facing him, yet Shanahan can make the super bowl to take it to Andy with Jimmy Garopolo and Brock Purdy. Shanahan with Mahomes is game over. He’s the actual best coach in the league
>>150601715Who is this #4 guy? I can’t find anything on him in any of the defensive scouting reports. My team’s DC should bring him in for a tryout.
>>150601853>hack spitcock
>The Hokies of Virginia Tech, where Frank Beamer has coached for the last 28 autumns, were preparing to play Stanford in the Orange Bowl. A few days before the Jan. 3 game, Beamer met the Cardinal head coach -- Harbaugh -- at an event in Planet Hollywood in Miami.>“After we take some pictures, we start talking, just the two of us,” Beamer said. “Jim says over and over how much respect he has for Georgia Tech. He must have said it five times. I’m just looking at him like, ‘Are you serious?’>“Finally, I’m joking with him and I say I can’t wait to tell my team that you called us Georgia Tech. Because, you know, we’re Virginia Tech.”>Harbaugh then threw his infamous shark expression at Beamer: mouth agape, eyes on fire, looking poised to chomp. Harbaugh’s assistants have seen this look for years; he sometimes holds it for about 30 seconds without speaking, causing everyone in eyeshot to wonder what is flowing through his mind -- if anything.>Beamer continued to lock eyes with Harbaugh for a few moments, waiting for him to say something, anything. It may have been the most uncomfortable silence of Beamer’s life.>“Well,” Harbaugh finally told Beamer. “I can’t wait to tell my players that you said you were going to play Samford, not Stanford!” He then turned and walked away.
>>150601854why am i getting hard…
>>150601929He is so fucking autistic.
Literary agent told me high schoolers are incapable of reading third person omniscient literature now…we are fucked as a society
>>150601958Cry about it in hell bitch, this is a football general. We don’t read
>>150601929>Harbaugh then threw his infamous shark expression at Beamer: mouth agape, eyes on fire, looking poised to chomp. Harbaugh’s assistants have seen this look for years; he sometimes holds it for about 30 seconds without speaking, causing everyone in eyeshot to wonder what is flowing through his mind -- if anything.
>>150601958Who would have guessed the most apathetic generation gen x didn't have a shit about their kids.No warning signs
>>150601958>incapable of reading third person omniscientBut that's the most basic bitch writing style.
>>150601958Really? Just tell them to think about it like a YouTube essay where it's just some guy talking about things that happened to other people
>>150601958This was stolen from reddit which was stolen from twitter
>>150601982He has a point. It was either the best or worst of times. It can not be both at the same time.
Is Mahomes the greatest chicano player of all time?
So uh, are there any teams out there trying to trade away a cornerback? Asking for a friend...
>>150602008Jeff Garcia was the greatest chicano player of all time (he is also the greatest LGBT player of all time).
>>150601989They don't understand conversation structure or debate structure and it's bad. They think Socratic method is just asking argumentive questions. Look at any debate between third worlders or zoomers. It's littered with retard questions. They can structure arguments and they can't understand logical structure. It's a wreck. Logic math is beyond them.
>>150602033lol
>>150600657>>150600586He got paid under the table to get ejected in a way that wouldn't cause any harm to other players in order make the game closer. If Eagles D was any better the game would've been a one-side snoozefest and that is bad for ratings.>>150600623That flag was ticky-tack bullshit, shouldn't have been thrown and they should've just had Aubrey do the FG and make it a 1 pt game instead of pushing and getting the TO that switched momentum.>>150600887>>150600892Just typical tryhards who have to make sure it's obvious that they hate negroes by bringing it up in any thread they touch, then when their buffonery is not condoned they retch and cry and invoke the outside sites they migrated from.
Chiefs brahs. We are gonna make it.
How does /nfl/ watch games? Sitting or standing?
>>150602008tony gonzalez
>>150600930Maybe the right end that was clearly held the entire play was supposed to contain
>>150602038Excuse you. Aaron Rodgers is the greatest gay quarterback of all time.
>>150602045>He got paid under the table to get ejected in a way that wouldn't cause any harm to other players in order make the game closer. If Eagles D was any better the game would've been a one-side snoozefest and that is bad for ratings.Don’t forget his completely calm cool apology that was definitely not scripted.
>>150602106I spend about 50% of the game sitting on the toilet and the other half laying in bed.
>>150602106Shiting
>>150602161That's not holding
>Darren Waller probably has to wait at least another week for his Miami Dolphins debut. Waller is unlikely to play in the team's season-opener against the Indianapolis Colts as he deals with a hip injury. Waller spent a good portion of training camp on the PUP list as he worked his way back into football shape after coming out of retirement. The veteran tight end was just activated on Aug. 20, but his comeback has suffered a setback.>After the hip strain forced him to miss consecutive practices, it's his Week 1 availability is doubtful.The phins are physically cursed I swear kekThey have never been healthy and then drafted and overpaid a broken quarterback on top of that.>@CameronWolfe>Dolphins TE Darren Waller had a surprise setback before practice this week suffering a hip strain, and he’s unlikely to play Sunday vs. Colts, HC Mike McDaniel tells reporters.>Waller’s Miami debut out of retirement will have to wait.
>>150602165Aaron isn't gay that's normal for guys from Berkley.
>>150602192There is holding on every single play in the nfl if the refs want there to be.
>>150602183How do you sit on your toilet to watch? Do you not own a TV?
>>150602224>he doesn't have multiple toilet tvswhat, are you poor?
>>150602165Brady is straight straight?
>>150602197>Darren Waller in the year 2020+5>relevant Pick one
>>150602045>>150602170Meds immediately
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020
>>150602224I stream games on my phone while im shitting and go back to the TV in my bedroom when I'm done.
takin a dookie rn
>>150602236I would pick neither but you see the phins have grier as GM so KEK HERE WE GO IT IS THE RETARDS WILD RIDE ONCE AGAIN COACHED BY MCDANIEL WOOOOOWaller isn't shocking but added to the *11* other injuries before the season starts it is very miami dolphins.
>>150602256:O
>>150602269takin a dallas*
>>150602265Why is shitting such a priority of your evening? Are you diseased?
>>150602256nah that is crazy i don't believe it
>>150602303it is effective clock management, you will never make an owl with this mentality
>>150602256Statmutt not going to like this.
>>150602303I don't fucking choose to shit this much. I don't know if its a disease or not, I'm not going to the doctor just because I poop a lot.
>>150602303>>150602303I eat mainly meat and I'm in there 30 minutes to an hour. Getting fit sucks.
>>150602351>>150602361Have you tried not pooping immediately when you feel the first need to go? You might be training yourselves to instapoop.
Maybe your team would get refball if it was relevant.
>>150602371I eat only meet. No fiber. I always have to poop.
>>150602238>muh freeze frame Any sane person watching the video could see the contact doesn't slow him down meaningfully, and that the pass was not catchable regardless of any contact.
>>150602371I can't really control it, I shit my pants if I don't go often enough.
>>150602388Oh my god shut the fuck up retard
>>150602256>early viewyawn
>>150602361Sounds like you eat a lot of dicks. Have you not being a total faggot?
>>150602388>xhe still thinks defensive holding requires a catchable pass, or a pass in that direction whatsoeverI'd tell you to read the rulebook but your city is vastly comprised of illiterate conspiracy theorists
>>150602256catbox'd the pdffiles.catbox.moe0atv2r (dot) pdf
cum based diets tend to produce loose stools
Fuck the jannies. They’re all autistic niggers.
Someone please do something about this annoying faggot. He needs to be banned and reported to the police
>>150602510Yes, but that doesn’t make your shitpost any more relevant
>>150602387>>150602412Oh you're just retarded brown subhumans, got it.
What team will CD Lamb go to next year?
>>150602467Where did I say that? The first part covers the rulebook, the 2nd part is about our common sense understanding of whether the call was fair or not.Bradberry being humble and polite and not wanting it to sound like he's making excuses (legit or not) is irrelevant.
>>150602518>t. has the flu
>>150602544brownsninersdolphins
nothing the chiefs do tonight will clear away the stench of that ass whooping
>>150602544Niners or Chargers
>>150602544>CD LambCD LambCD Lamb Run CD Lamb Run from PoliceRun Lamb Run
>>150602256>>150602289>>150602313>>150602347>how financial pressure influences ruleThis is moronic. KC is an insignificant market. A team like the Eagles or Cowboys is several magnitudes larger so the league would have a financial incentive to push those teams. >>150602566When Chiefs dominate them next week I want that ring back.
>>150602544Titans or Ravens
>>150602550>contact did not slow him down meaningfully>pass was not catchable>where did I say that?Do you genuinely not know the difference between holding and pass interference? Or are you just being obtuse to avoid admitting that it was the correct call
Travis Kelce playing today? Oh yea, I'm getting zesty vibes off the charts
>chiefs "fans" are now mass reply coping before the season has even startedwew
lol
>>150602589this is it. the dumbest post on /sp/
>>150602605Again, I never said anything about DPI. The contact didn't effect the play, so it shouldn't be flagged. Defenders put hands on receivers every single play.
>>150602618we ride
>>150602589>chief tranny vs a team of PhD scientists conducting a peer-reviewed study with no bias whatsoever Sorry but you lose. Take the L with grace.
>>150601929That's my coach
>>150602618most fraudulent "dynasty" ever?
>>150602626not even top 10 in these threads anon
>>150602613Are you implying Travis Kelce is gay? The same Travis Kelce who just got engaged to the #1 popstar in the world who is objectively a woman? Taylor is living proof of my straightness. Nobody can ever call Travis Kelce gay again!
How many tonight?
>>150602618First of all, that y axis I a felony. Second, it's kind of silly to compare to the average, especially without showing the range for all teams. There could be a handful of teams with numbers similar to KC and we wouldn't know from this graph. Misleading as is.I'm saying this as someone that thinks KC gets favor from the refs btw. I just hate shitty misleading charts.
>>150602640>I never said anything about dpi while I was referencing rhe rules about dpiSure faggot>Defenders put hands on receiver every single playHandful of jersey from behind is not incidental contact or a press dumbass>Shouldn't have been flaggedCope. You can weep all you want but you'll never get around the fact that Bradberry held Juju
>>150602680>>150602664>>150602651>>150602618>Refs
>>150602680>>150602664>>150602651>>150602618>>150602256The data shows the opposite, Chiefs get screwed the most from the refs.
>>150602618TRVKE
>>150602618This is literally insane. How does Tom Brady's legacy keep growing even after his retirement? First Bill being a complete loser without Brady and more recently getting his ass whopped in college. Then Harvard and Stanford declare the Chiefs a bunch of cheating fraudulent ref-sucking hacks. How??!!
>>150602680fraid the check didn't clear so its joever
>>150602696yes
>>150602618Do the authors actually dissect every flag and sort them into real penalties vs refball penalties? Or are they just pretending that every other team in the league plays perfectly disciplined ball and dindu nuffin when they played the chiefs
>>150602725>>150602726>>150602680>>150602664>>150602722Chiefs get screwed the most from refs based on the raw data.
>>150602618does the article cover missed calls as well? not sure how'd you quantify that.
>>150602696You don't want to go down this road. You really REALLY don't want to go down this road. Start looking into penalties against the Phins and the betting lines on a given week if you really want to see some shit. Vs a fucking team that needs no ref bullshit the refs have been openly fucking with the phins for YEARS AND YEARS now.>1st in Total Penalty YardsKEK
>>150602691If you think a quick grasp that has no effect on the receiver should be flagged than you hate football t.bh
>As he had done many times to many coaches all season, Williams turned his head and walked away. Shane Waldron, before getting fired as offensive coordinator, used to stay quiet. Not Brown. Not a stern, blunt, old-school coach who believed this 22-year-old crossed a line of disrespect. The typically calm coach lost it. On the headset, another Bears assistant coach recalls Brown pressing the mic to finish his conversation: “Get your ass back here right now! Don’t fucking walk away when I’m talking to you!”>Unfazed, Williams sashayed away. Right back to the huddle.>The Bears lost, 6-3.“That’s when you knew the world was coming to an end,” one coach says.
>>150602722>>150602696oh yes i would definitely trust some fat nerd running a twitter account versus bruce banner and a team of scientists analyzing data in their peer-reviewed study
>>150602761>let me get away with holding in the 4th quarter of the owl or you hate footballplay disciplined ball retard
>>150602618>B-BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR 3RD STRING TIGHT END!!!!
>>150602757This is cope. Maybe the Dolphins should stop being so undisciplined if they want to win games.
>>150602771
>>150602774He's an Associated Press sports reporter
>>150602789You are physically unable to read words it is magical. Then again I guess being a brown chiefs "fan" that is par for the course.
@grok what were Andy Reid’s penalty yard statistics with the Eagles and Chiefs prior to Patrick Mahomes starting?
>Queefies seethingAgain?
>>150602771Caleb Williams is as arrogant if not more so than Kyler Murray. He'll never accomplish shit in this league
>>150602803>journalistthat makes me respect him even less than the fat nerd. sorry but science and fact declare the chiefs rings fraudulent and ref babies. Harvard said so.
>>150602821Not a Chiefs fan, I just know that the refs treat the Dolphins are a undisciplined team that are rightfully punished by the refs.
>>150602803Look faggot just trust the science.>>150602830Trip on, arrogance isn't remotely his problem, it is the part where he's softer than the tripfags like (you) that post here.He's so zesty his texts could give Tua a concussion.
>>150602824you don't have to be Pablo Torres to know Andy Reid's undisciplined flag fiestas stopped getting called when Mahomes hit the scene
>>150602824Without exact numbers, we can estimate based on typical NFL penalty trends. The average NFL team incurs about 500–700 penalty yards per season (based on modern data, with ~6–8 penalties per game at ~5–15 yards each). For Reid’s 14 seasons with the Eagles, this could mean ~7,000–9,800 penalty yards total, and for the Chiefs’ five pre-Mahomes seasons, ~2,500–3,500 yards. These are rough estimates, as penalty enforcement varies by year, officiating crew, and team style.Recommendation for Precise DataTo get exact penalty yard statistics:• Check Pro-Football-Reference.com for season-by-season team stats for the Eagles (1999–2012) and Chiefs (2013–2017). Look under team game logs for penalty counts and yards.• Review NFL’s official game books or archives for detailed penalty breakdowns, though this requires extensive manual compilation.• Note that Reid’s influence on penalties is indirect, so correlating team penalty yards to his coaching would need to account for coordinators, players, and game situations.If you want me to dig deeper into a specific season or game for penalty data, or if you’d like a breakdown of Reid’s coaching tendencies that might affect penalties (e.g., offensive complexity, defensive aggression), let me know!
>>150602782It's not holding though
>>150602858Anon do you smell burnt toast right now?
You guys complain about Mahomes stats being posted yet you ruin every Chiefs game thread with ref spam.
>>150602874Fuck off
@150602860Ewwwwww don't ever respond to me again faggot mutt. You don't know ball you just suck faggot Caleb cock lmao
>>150602874bad bot
How did the Bears get two NO DAWG quarterbacks in a row?
>>150602905Suck my dick nigga
>>150602923>>150602923>>150602923
>>150602882>grabbing a jersey after getting beat on a route isn't holdingI used to doubt that philadelphia's literacy rate was as low as the studies say. Used to.
>>150602915Oh no, illiteracy strikes again!
I'd like to post an F here for anyone that drafted AJ Brown
>>150604847Great AI image my friend! You're really making the thread better!
>>150601676>belicheatYeah, that ship has sailed.
