Kick aff 50 bingsDenmark: Schmeichel; Kristensen, Andersen, Christensen, Maehle; Dreyer, Hojbjerg, Hjulmand, Damsgaard; Dolberg, Biereth>Substitutes: Hermansen, Jorgensen, Vestergaard, Hogsberg, O'Riley, Osula, Hojlund, Gronbaek, Skov Olsen, Froholdt, Dorgu, GaeeiScotland: Gunn; Hickey, Souttar, Hanley, Robertson; McGinn, McTominay, Ferguson, Christie; Adams, Dykes>Substitutes: Kelly, Clark, Doig, Gilmour, Hendry, Miller, McKenna, Gannon-Doak, Hirst, Bowie, Johnston, McLean
>>150601474Will be shocked if Denmark don't win desu
hojilund bros...
>GunnNorwich, England.>HickeyGlasgow, Scotland>SouttarAberdeen, Scotland>HanleyDumfries, Scotland>RobertsonGlasgow, Scotland>McGinnGlasgow, Scotland>McTominayLancaster, England>FergusonHamilton, Scotland>ChristieInverness, Scotland>AdamsLeicester, England>DykesGold Coast, Australia>KellyGlasgow, Scotland>ClarkAberdeen, Scotland>DoigEdinburgh, Scotland>GilmourArdrossan, Scotland>HendryGlasgow, Scotland>MillerWishaw, Scotland>McKennaKirriemuir, Scotland>Gannon-DoakDalry, Scotland>HirstSheffield, England>BowieKirkcaldy, Scotland>JonhstonGlasgow, Scotland>McLeanRutherglen, ScotlandScotbros, we're back... Only 5 forens....
>>150601767would be funny if McTominay won the Ballon D'Or and you could bantz the Scots that he is English.
>>1506014741-3maehle dykes dykes fergusonsaved you the 90 minutes you're all welcome
As an Englishman, I am still rooting for the Danes. Lindisfarne, whatever happened there...
mcfratm facce nu gol
2nd place derby
>this fraud is still scotland managertruly the scottish gareth southgate
>>150601826>LindisfarneThey make great mead. Sadly need a credit card to order it (gay). Then again you need a credit card for Steam now if you're a Bong because lol OSA.
hello Denfrens
>>150601892Didn't know the clogwogs and Danes were friends....
>>150601904been here since you were still in diapers newfriend
>>150601892Have to admit Dutchie, you do produce some fine women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2bHoTUiMpI
Chance for mcginn murder ball?Also hello denfrens and denwomen
>theme park music plays
>>150601913so post some
>>150601940
>>150601951not even 6s
>All these british flagswhere the scotts at
>>150601911Oh you're Danish. My apologies. Kamelåså.
>only one half-nigger on the field out of 22 players and 3 refsNot bad. Denmark 3-1.
>>150601974>Oh you're DanishI wish
>>150601972Mods don't do that unless Scotland makes it to an international tournament.
>>150602000So you're a clogwog, OK.
>>150602014so never lel
for me, it's gemstone crabbing while watching scotland lose
>>150602031They've made the last two Euros, so, twice.
Already yellow
>>150601951bueno...
was watching some scottish gardening show on this stream I found online before the match and it was oddly interesting and engaging
>>150602057Sacré bleu!
>>150601951I love bikinis so much lads. I like it more thr older I get
>>150601984kind of strange how none of our negrus have ever been successful for usno, zanka and poulsen were not successful for the NT
Lying if you say you wouldn't
say something nice about England
>>150602133Roast dinners are nice I guess
>>150602105Most fellas reckon they already have
>>150602105Can't beat this though
>>150602105I dont have sex with people who have disabled relatives
Why is Ally Mccoist commentating on his beloved Scotland?
>dolberg>schmeichel>dreyerholy fucking grim
Three fucking commentators?
top kek, that danish crowd
>>150602228Any Dane playing in Holland is on the radar for the national team for some reason.
>middle aged Danes twerking in the crowdYou guys really did send your best
Mcginn ball retention rate is like zero
>>150602282McGinn looks a bit thick, as in stupid.
>official stream behind 1:30 minutesuseless tv2 disgraceful as always
>still twerking
Scotch sisters it's not looking good for us.
>>150602379>paying for (((tv2)))
>>150602447there was an article on tv2 today about a man cheating on his wife and how it lead to them being in an (((open relationship))) and this was under "hopeful news"disgraceful
this is grim put the gardening back on
just tuning in, i see 0 - 0has it been a slurpfest?
hate myself and want to die
>>150602539You missed absolutely nothing
>>150602541no need to brag
>>150602541Why lad?
>Scotland ass. coach is Arne Slot
>>150602541welcome
>>150602577he thinks this is one of those fast threads where people post nonsensical stuff like this
>>150602493Kek. I saw that too. Fucking retarded. Mental goyslop.
our boy rasmus would have scored a hattrick by now
>schmeichel>kristensen>andersen>christensen>mæhle>damsgaard>højbjerg>hjulmand>dreyer>dolberg>bierethgrim
>>150602603Bæjsd.t. betaler for TalmudVision 2, men kun i perioder, hvor de sender landskampe, da det er umuligt at finde gode streams
not so Bella in Rus right now
morten bruun needs to dial down his isaksen glazing holy fuck shut the fuck up about that overrated shitter already
>>150602493there was an article on alpha tv about a 14 year old boy filming himself having sex with his siter and sharing the videos with his classmates, encouraging them to join him and his siter
>>150602541You again?
Penalty, surely. Sick and tired of these cheating SCOTS
thats a red
>>150602802very obvious red
alright lads post danish and scottish slags
>>150602841havent had those kims sour cream and onion in a minutebut im having a svaneke beer. I feel like they're kind of overrated
half time slag time
>>150602977I was JUST about to post this very webm
>>150602977Who even came up with those words?
>>150603040the same people that owned half your island
SCOATLINSCOATLIN
Still can't get over Peter Løvenkrands accent after all these years
>>150603016who?
>>150603058Not even close to half.
store patter
>>150602903The KIMS chips get worse by the year anyway and are overpriced by sole virtue of their nameLiterally the Apple of chips
>>150603187
Greeks are gonna be a problem lads
>>150603205all this whacky youtuber shit and then the martin jensen stuff, it all tastes like garbage
>>150603221>slampig>is from Hungrypottery
>>150603225I put money on them to make the world cup final after the scotland game they got a lot of good young uns coming through
>>150603205I rarely eat chips chili peanuts on the other hand are LITTY
if we can't even win against scotland in parken, there's no point to qualifying
>>150603241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHpaXCPILZE
>>150603268you like good young uns huh?
Mmmm hello my fellow slurpers how are you enjoying your bowl of semen?
If we lose this we should murder our politicians.If you're reading this PET, I'm just shitposting
>>150603277when you say chips do you mean chips or crispsi dont know if im being stupid
>>150601474Why isn't eriksen playing. Another vax injury?
>>150603308(TL Note: Chips means crisps)
>>150603291lel what the fuck, also that girl on the right has absolutely no hips.
>>150603308He means crisps. We invent the damn things and everybody bar like Ireland calls them chips.
I need a lovely buxom dane woman to cuddle me tight.
>Christian Eriksen was spotted at a Jobcenter in Odense wednesday reportedly filling out job applications and attending mandatory meetings with his case officer.
fisse kusse schmeichel er en mur
>>150603308I mean chips
>>150603354wtf he's literally me
>>150603307this but also if we don't lose
SCOTTY NO
>>150603331why? you have your beautiful British roses
>>150603166Synes hun er lidt trist at se på.
>>150603354imagine how desperate a man must be to go Malmø of all placeshow the mighty have fallen
>>150603322God I love women bros
pierre emil du er så pisse ringe
someone please score
>>150603354acktually meetings in person arent mandatory anymore, its by phone now
the Americanisation of Denmark MUST STOP
>>150603407eww what are you, gay?
>>150603414first time watching a danish NT game? we dont have any motherfuckers that can score.
>>150603018I was struggling to find some desu, didnt realise my goon folder has slowly turned 90% yellow fever over the years
>>150601474Swedes are blaming that danish swine olsen for their failure today.
>>150603469we should import some japs
>>150603460Dolberg
>>150603460Rasmus is £72m striker, surely he will score.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvkaFKoYlI&pp=ygUZbmVwaGV3IGRhbmlzaCB3YXkgdG8gcm9jaw%3D%3DNephew with the best football song.
I like Danish girls :)
>>150603486they're too rare in our country
>>150603488He had two take off games on the NT where he scored like 6 goals in 2 games, that got him scouted to Man United, done literally nothing ever sincehe got away with fucking robbery
>this is the only 0-0 game now
abbo fooken lesbian tattooed useless cunt
>>150603563Yeah, it's fucking boring.
where's wind?
im watching a ((((non tv2 stream)))) with a british commentator, he is not even scottish. that means for every single game there is some poor fuck brit has to solo commentate some of these literal who games trying to stutter his way through all sorts of exotic names KEK what a job
>>150603597gone with the
Where's Gaaei?
>>150603597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
>>150603619Look at the fucking goober next to her, how rich is that SOB?
>>150603619Damn
>>150603619look at that massive fucking forehead
>>150603619Peasant physiognomy
>>150603638Was just pondering same I hope that's Elvis daughter Either that or he's a major league coke dealer.
>>150603638Was thinking the same, kek. She's way out of his league.
>>150603619>Those window peaksOur kids would legit be bald by age 12
>>150603654nigga you gay
>5-0i've seen enough, just give greece the trophy
this is unwatchable.....typical scotland
>>150603677oh yeah they are beating the mighty powerhouse of Belarus
>>150603674She's perfect, despite that. She's so Nordic her genes are so evolved that her kids will be bald ayys. Tall Nordic bald ayys.
>>150603682Haven't you got a high-scoring game to watch?
wrong side of the net, cunt
>>150603619>13 years ago
Danish women are so beautiful.
>>150603750even the mommies
>>150603750Prefer Swdish girls meself
>>150603750No, they're ugly and you shouldn't come here
>>150603750Everything on the continent is beautiful compared to the inbred slags you're around.
>>150603750where? havent seen any
>>150603749wonder how Ukraine is doing now
>>150603780I'm complimenting Danish women but you just had to be mean.
Dutch fans are sluttier
>>150603780Latvia is insulting the honour of our wymminsfolk. If only there were a counter argument here.
>>150603813i want to lick her armpits
>>150603768I'd love to slurp her daughter's pussy, if you know what I mean..
>>150603813Based pit bro. Would creampie her while she raise her arms.
>>150603819I can make the counter-argument. The women here are tall and lanky. That's actually not my type.
why not red?
That phenotype was the bloke who caught the football?
why are all these scotts like jacked dudesam i getting gay or what, they all looking kinda zesty
>>150603768her daughter looks like a high maintenance slut
>>150603813they aren't. They are gloryhunters that barely watch the game
>>150603866Because homosexuality.
RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED
>>150603866Not so fast
>>150603866HAPPY NOW?JOKE.
BRING ON HOJLUND ALREADY
>højlundit's over...
>no red
>>150603775Me too...
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????+++
Neggur ref
FUCKINGBASEDREFFUCKYIRVAR
>>150603813Ive yet to feel the breasts of a Dutch woman
>>150603893Damn straight
>>150603677this!
that's 2 100% reds this bozo didn't give to Scotland
>H*jlundso it will be a 0-0
Is deschamps a jew?
>goylundits so fucking over
>>150603719the only thing belarus cared since the first minute was how many goals to let in in order to win their money laundering bets
bro i dont even know half these fucking players, who in the fuck did he draft
>McTominay vs Hojlund<3
lmao tried to rip the balls of the mercenaru
>>150604066we are knoldesparkere now
>>150603971We'll beat your asses on Monday.
>>150604066never heard of this frøholdt fellaapparently he played REALLY well in the danish supershitter league so he has to be the best player ever
Froholdt will save the day.
Remember when we had real strikers who could score
just took some legal weed cookies to make this match more watchable
>>150604101you cant beat someone with 0-0 and zero chances
>>150604145I member
Thank you Danskfolk kindly for your early decision to boycott USAUSA'26>t. Scotland + Greece
>>150604066it looks like a team of regens
this is unironically why i watch cycling instead
>>150604164Scotland is way better than Grease, though. You're playing against ziggers. They suck hard. It's the only team you'll beat in the group, kek.
>>150604148dude weeb bro 420 duuuuuude so epic
is Irn Bru good?
I miss her bros
>Gannon-DorkSeriously?
>>150604148wish we had that toocant be arsed to bake them myself
imagine flying from scottland, paying 95 kr. or whatever the fuck for a small fadøl in parken and watch this fucking slurpfest
>>150604223we got to get reform to hire more fat arsed women
>>150604258the brown lady at the shop said they were really strong. 7 euros for 2 containing 40 mg each.
>>150604227Gammon Gannon!
scatland vs dungmark
>>150604227It's >Gannon Boakactually
COME FUCKING ONWHAT THE SHIT
>start nothing but shitters>sub in nothing but shittersthank you riemer what a tactical mastermind
damn
another few minutes of just watching scotland defend
>I can't score.
couldn't score in a club full of downies
I sat to eat and two fat landwhales sat to the table next to me, and were blabbing and cackling nonstop about theater plays. I God I hate fatties and theater kids so much. Yeah that’s the post you can move on now
who tf is Brian Riemer??
>>150604333It's away Against the groups alleged>Top Seeds
>>150604355thanks for sharing anon
WOW WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY THE YOUNG FROHOLDTTRULY THE NEW LAUDRUP
>that one guy trying to get a song going
>>150604415>FIGHT AND WIN
>most of our team stars are literally people who defrauded and siphoned millions of great british pounds out of Man U. no refunds.
LOL what the fuck was that shot
Fuck en kedelig lortekamp
>>150604445Someone in the audience pissed him off
>>150604387 I think they were British too btw
cant believe I miss Eriksen
in hindsight this was the most predictable semen slurper of the day, not sure why I even had hope for anything otherwise
>>150604376we couldve won here if we knew how to shoot
welp this was a giant waste of time
>>150604454>Hey Seebach, syng lige Øde Ø for os!
håbrt schmeichel karate sparker riemer lige i pikken efter kampen
top tier slurpfestcouldnt ask for a bigger group of shitters
>>150604457Did they enter riding on the back of donkeys
>>150604466Still, a passable result I'd say.
Eriksen just fell to his knees in an ikea
>Danes are booingLMAO.
this counts as a win for scotland
>>150604457you could've embraced the joy of shagging a fatty if you played your cards right kostas
95 minutes you'll never get back.
>>150604493 No
Well done lads
>>150604355>>150604493Fat bitches have their uses
Absolute state of Denmark. We weren't even trying desu.
beam me up scotty
>>150604532Thousands of 10 year olds stayed up way past their bedtime for THIS
>>150604565Kek, yeah.
>>150604579no goals?
Now I wish I had TV2 so I could listen to the gigacope
wow Scotland could only get a draw against Brentford's reserve team the sad state of scottish football
>>150604579>Eriksen at home
>>150604355is this another one of your made up stories ?
>>150604531 I rather die a khv than realize the meme with the fatty and the guy doing here from behind
why is denmark so expensive
>>150604107>supershitter league
Looks like Scotland got what they came for.
>>150604537
>>150604639we're full
WE GOT MCGINN!
I'm always disappointed when no Danes die then magically resurrect themselves mid-game.
>>150604637 What other stories have I shared?
>>150604537what happens there?
>>150604639beats mewe pay taxes out of asses and 500g of ground beef still costs 60 fucking kroner
so if we win 1-1 in Scotland we'll finish 2nd?
>>150604537>DUDE WHISKEY>DUDE FUCK ENGLAND LMAO (PLEASE SEND MONEY I WAS JUST JOKING)
>>150604543 She’s not fat, the ones am talking about were landwhales nigga
>>150604639Sent all your best men to sack England so only soiboys remained
>>150604687The gambler drew his skian-dhu, as fast as lightning speedPortree grabbed a screwtop, he cracked him oer the heedThen he gave him laldy wi a salmon aff the wallAnd he finished off the business, wi his lucky grouse foot's clawHee-durum-ho...
>>150604687Magic
>>150604751>un-farmable landSo close to being perfect
how good are greece actually the group may be won
>>150604687Basically nothing until you go north of Portree, then suddenly there's a million chinks and jeets gawking at rocks
I saw Christian Eriksen in an Ikea a few days ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him quietly sob as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cheap plastic footballs without paying.The cashier at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the balls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pastery and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning and saying "Just gotta keep practicing" really loudly.
I once saw Højbjerg near a corner store in Østerbro pulling what looked like a stolen bike across a red light
>>150604832They're higher up the rankings than us (top 40 i believe).Danes still should take it. Scotland or Greece (likely Greece) will go through, I hope Scotland nail it, but I can see us losing to Belarus on Monday.
>>150604962>rankingsDEN #21GRE #39SCO #47
>>150604537I've once been to Isle of Skye. Lovely place. Was back in 2012. Scotland in general is ridiculously beautiful. It's so green some places in the highland that it's almost fluorescent. You Scots are also friendly people. I hitched from there and all the way to Granada in Southern Spain, and literally everyone stopped in Scotland, lmao. Got harder and harder to get people to stop the further South I went, and in France it was a fucking nightmare.
can i somehow sue DBU for stealing 90 minutes of my life
a washed Eriksen is better than no Eriksen there's no creativity in this team whatsoever
>>150605137>We're not creative enough, we're not positive enough.