Anyone watching Portugal vs Azerbaijan u21?
>it's hard being a Portuguese twink playing football professionally>you won an international trophy before becoming an adult, but you did not play any games in the competition>now the transfer window has passed and you were not sold, so you were lowered to the u21 national team>you want to be a starter, but your philosopher-coach orders you to make a 1500 essay on Berkeley's Subjective Idealism instead>you complain to the President, but he threatens to send you by boat to Palestine to sign for a Qatari team for 69 Bosingwallion dollars>you're afraid a Polish defender will break your legs during training and ruin your career>you want to play the Big 5 rollercoaster, but you're not tall enough to ride>but there is hope>scientists at Agartha find out your potential and warn the CEO of Azerbaijan Technology>he is planning something big and wants quality players in his Athletic Baku United team to win the Champions League>he sends a Skebob to your home with a contract and a brand new tee>get yours at Children of Khan
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