>>150604190love heem
someone post pvz's butthole.
>>150604190this doo heemed prime teen pussy
>>150604190for me it's that ramon and dao porn scene
>>150604718
Tom asshitall looked like a cuck on the press conference stage.
setting this up for the next thread
this one
the guy called me an idiot i feel offended
Ottman Azaitar vs Paddy Pimblett.. the UFC in 2022 was different gravy
Tomala Asspissanal got her bussy porked I fear
Ken Dryden just got heemed
>>150617832elon will save us from idiots like you. only high IQ forward thinking humans will be allowed on mars. rest of you dumbass can stay on earth and die. bbc god jon jones likes elon. IBC god conor likes elon. guess who doesnt? you. now do the math. have fun on earth. we'll be expanding the universe ya fucking dummy
Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital
:(
conor bros..
>>150618026THAT DIDNT HAPPEN
Alright I'm back what's good
>>150618032Well no it quite literally didn't since there is video evidence and a witness statement that confirmed she went straight to him and wanted more sex after Conor fucked her RAW
why is bro built like this
>>150618053of course she wanted more from the IBC god conor. all women crave it. that is why he will become president. he has the blessings of donald, elon, and all of us high iQ individuals
Oh dead oh dear....
>>150618026Vigorous. Prolonged. Athletic.
>cuck fantasiesWhy are mutilated mutts like this?
>>150618111you are afraid of the bbc and and ibc, and you are no welcome on mars
>>150618111
Heeminder to all best world chads that poohfc is early today prelims airing at 2200 Finnish Meridian Time
>>150618132benoit is literally what poirier larps, a real french nigga
>>150618152it starts at 7pm for you you goofie
Why are there almost no clips of the hulk hogan freestyle event on the internet? Why is there no clips of Tito pulling up on Chael? Why were there zero streams of it? Is it even ppv? Is it even real??
>>150618188Tito get revenge for Syko Stu and HEEM Rampage!https://youtube.com/shorts/0ATvupQuR-c?si=vJ37Hq7PAiOzrYrI
>>150618187Poohfc said gmt plus 3 thougheverbeit
>The God Of War is making this mutilated freak have an actual meltyKWABOOTY
>>150618211enjoy missing the fights
>>150618188Is it wrasslin' or not this is what I want to know
Benoit Saint-Denis was beaten half to death on two separate occasions and is still alive that's how you know he's tough
>>150618240this happened to overeem for 25 years call me when you get heemed that many times over that many organizations you amateur
Say what you will about Benoit Saint Denis but youtube isn't full of other zogbeauxts calling him a liar and a fraud
>>150618240poirier barly landed, he just chinned him
>>150618271I was talking about Moicano and ZDS
Glorious.Gospel.Gane.
Bane?
>>150618293chud
>>150618293Nordic™ stud best thing since Gus
>>150618293Fahradin gives up in the 2nd round
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Heemy Spirirt
>>150618288dawged out both fights
arroganceamoralityantichristaspinall
>>150618132>>150618170I dunno b. Poirier looks more like frenchmun... There's something about BSD that just doesn't seem on the up and up as far as the eye test goes. Something Schaubian if you catch my drift bubba.
TimidTinkleTom
somehow schaub returned
>>150618507schaubs chin cant handle a 'brawl'
Bryan Callen vs Justin Gaethje
gringo papi vs salt papi UFC White Housebook it Dana
>>150618562ew dude
>>150618521schaub's comedy special is something I've never seen because I fear to, like it would be cringe overload
>>150618486speeg fer yourselv b
>>150618562You like rock hard cube block shaped boobs and fat transfer injected hips?
>>150618540Schaub's wife and kids vs Tony on a schizophrenic episode
Bo N_____
>>150618562Why are there in California so many half asian mutts?
>>150618777theyre called mexicans
>>150618787Schaubs wife is half asian or at least 30% these half asian mutt hybrids are very common in California for some reason idk why maybe a lot of chinese and japanese people moved to california at some point and started mass producing them
>>150618777there are tons of asians in california
dont tell Luke Thomas about california
>>150618777Filippiins sent many workers to mexico back in the day
>>150618820no shes not, shes mexican and has plastic surgery on her face making her face look flat and pan faced like asians usually have
>>150618906plenty of mexicans have pan faces too i.e tracy cortez
volkanovski seen shuffling around the woods outside UFC PI smashing ground beef with bug bricks, doesn't look good
>>150618762Bo N (space) word
las vegas is known for it's woods
Hold the FLIPPING flip phone.... Ferguson defeated.............*****THE*****..........Salt Papi???!
>>150618987he beat misfits boxings best athlete
My thread is still alive.Thanks for the support guys.>>>/int/214571883>>>/int/214571883>>>/int/214571883
>>150618987do you have a win over salt papi? no? then stfu
fuck yeah! 6 bongs and 15 bings until were live
>>150619023y'mathematician b?
>>150619031yeah I just missed 2 bongs all right?
Any other queerfolk here really looking forward to tonight's main event? Caio is a stud!
I am surprised Schaub and his wife are still together.An MMA-turned-slob-comedian can hardly be the easiest man to be married to. And it is precisely this kind of man who seeks out dumb whores who don't make the best wives.So.... well done.
>>150618922yes, but hers is exagerated + she has small eyelids so she resembles a Lee sister
>>150618293Rinat is greenlit. The boys in the yard will split his wig
>>150619077rinat is going to win
I went out with a Vietnamese/Chinese girl who looks exactly like Tracy Cortez literally the spitting image
>>150619094I fucked her
>>150619089the guy who had to rob Carlos leal? life and death with Nic Dalby?? yeah Rinat gasses in the 2nd
>>150619089Rinat hasn't looked truly impressive since he destroyed a version of Kevin Lee that was long since mentally checked out of the sport. Needing an Abu Dhabi robbery to beat Carlos Leal is a very bad look in hindsight
>>150619101good! when I broke up with her I wished her the best and she got with a a swede? based for her,
Gane got fraud checked back in the Jones fight.
>>150619111>>150619108Rinat is going to knock him out, his striking is actually pretty crispy and technical and he has power. hes going to catch Gustaffson coming in and finish him. Gustafson has done nothing to prove that he would beat Rinat or any of Rinats opponents other than Kevin
>>150619117She actually exalted my sexual prowess and diminished yours I'm afraid I fear
>>150619119
Aaron "Rinat Fakhretdinov" Pico
That dumb faggot Keita pulled out. That was my spicy pick of the night.
Reddits cracking all the cold cases and youtubers are taking note>>150619135Rinat actually has fought several good fighters in their 20s and prime. Pico fought literal warehouse workers his whole Bellator career
If two Muslims have a close fight in Abu Dhabi, how do the judges choose who to rob?
>>150619142the fight with the most obvious outcome on the entire card was your "spicy pick"?
>>150619142Some African and Japanese names sound very similar to each other>>150619144but when Eurocucks rob foreigners you idiots say nothing
>>150619149Maybe he was picking Pitbull to win
Justin Gaethje vs the entire population of Cleveland
Aaron "Spicy Pick" Pico
>>150619152There was a guy on YouTube who looked at the actual data and found out Muslims fighting non-muslims in Abu Dhabi/Saudi have the highest home field advantage by win percentage. They had something like a 77% win rate. Next closest was UK fighters fighting non-UK fighters at home, we have something like a 68% win percentage
>>150619129fair. near the end I wasnt into it.
>>150619173usually muslim fighters are good and win, uk fighters are notoriously shit
>>150619173Here it is if anyone wants to watchhttps://youtu.be/PQsQe5F-rpo?si=G9Vk9PNxgcuk_Cp2
ynr the saudi arabian paint fumes
>>150619179thumbnail is 3 guys that got finished
>>150619178There are more UK champs than USA champs right now, unless you actually count wmma like a cuck
>>150619149I was picking underdog Pitbull to win you tard.
>>150619152Europeans robbed foreigners??? yeah of their dignity
>>150619190lol fucking retard
>>150619190>>150619191Its over dumb cunt !https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757086420867376.webm
Pitbull passed the Dan Ige test, which means he's top 10 UFC level. Losene Keita has done nothing but heem regional scene bums
>23–1–1 Bonfim would've handled him
>>150619216>Bonfimanother shitter
>>150619208Paddy Pimblett isn't listed
Imagine being one of the most hyped prospects on the European scene, being gifted a free big name win against a ranked fighter in your UFC debut, in front of your home crowd and fucking it all up because you couldn't be arsed cutting the last 3 pounds. Keita gotta be KWAB of the year
condition critical, might not make it.
>>150619295Tom after fighting Gane
heeminder jorge's original quote was "might not fully make it"doesn't even make sense
>>150619199She literally won on damage according to the official scoring criteria of mma, i'm afraid.
>>150619238Paddy is Scouse not english
>>150619332scousers are the great mushroom hunters on england
>>150619125Nah, he has a good chin, you just don't have an eye for the sport. You're more of spewer of clickbait, probably predict every fight to end in 1st round heem.Gustaffson does have trouble with creative takedowns and is good at defending retard blast double legs. Rinat has a lot of tools to inch out a win if he's done his homework on Gus.
Aaron "Spewer Of Clickbait" Pico
Nassourdine Imavov vs. Caio BorralhoBenoit Saint Denis vs. Mauricio RuffyModestas Bukauskas vs. Paul CraigBolaji Oki vs. Mason JonesAxel Sola vs. Rhys McKeeWilliam Gomis vs. Robert Ruchala
>>150619367borralhoruffycraigjonessolagomis
ÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHDANA WHITEIS WATCHING HEEMhttps://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/news-we-re-watching-house-dana-white-reveals-details-will-catch-illegal-ufc-streamers
>>150618293Get em on board I'll call it in
>>150619108Gustavson will probably lose the first 2 rounds because he won’t be able to immediately out wrestle rinat and his striking is bad. Good chance he’ll need a late finish
Test
>>150619357For me? it’s having an eye for the sport.
>>150619392Craig Jones?
>>150619367ImavovBSDBukauskasOkiSolaGomis
>>150619569damn b daner is watching my houseprobably got hours of footage of me shadowboxing with my meng out
Aaron “eye for the sport” Pico vs Kody “supermajority” Steele
Losene Keita has an appetite for the sport.
>>150619367Borralho RuffyBukauskus JonesMcKee Gomis
>>150619326wrong. she had more significant strikes + damage but he won with wrestlefucking via control time
>>150619711Losene Eater
>>150619326She verbally tapped
>>150619367CaioRuffyBukauskasJonesRhys Mckee(regrettably) Gomis
>>150619367ImavovRufyBukauskasJonesMcKeeRuchala
Modestas Bumcockass
>>150619199He was actually enjoying it but then the dumb hoe activated his fight or flight response
>>150619367BorralhoRuffyBukauskas JonesMcKeeGomis
Molesta bukkake
Jon Bones Jones the greatest GOAT I fear
Put Patchy in the mix.
>>150619883SEE WHEN YOU ADD PATCHY TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN!
Caio BorralhoBenoit Saint DenisModestas BukauskasMason JonesAxel SolaWilliam Gomis
Imagine if she cared about wmma or if anyone did for that matter
>>150619903Check out this retard
>>150619903Can't afford jpegs down south mustafa?
>>150619915Its for me you big time faggot i cant upload le pic
>>150619367Ivavov Roofy Budaukaus Mike Jones Solar Gomi
>>150619903Supporting your fellow Nafri, I see
KEK HE CAN'T AFFORD TO UPLOAD JPEGS
>>150619946Upload these massive balls up yer cerebrum playa !
Kek the fags that think ciao will win, i will eat my cum then heem myself with an uppercut on cam if imavov doesn't win, screencap this
Caio doesn't have the main character energy that the other (male) fighting nerds have
>>150620010Which one do you want for picksbong
>>150619367imavovbsdbukauskasjonesmckeeruchala
>>150620010Spit on it playa!
>>150619367BorralhoRuffyCraigOkiRhysGomis
>>150620056Because Khamzat is the main character of 185
I am the main character of this thread
Booralu gets slept baka
>>150620402That's fucked up and a hard pill to swallow but if you really ruminate on it you'll realise that it's the truth
The writers should step up and fire this main character and get a better one.
Coffee soon
>>150620218>KICK THAT BOER OUT OF CHIRAQ NOWBelal was a real one for this
>>150620010>>150620224What's the beach got to do with this?
>>150620564Beach is like when theres water like ocean and then at the edge there's lots of sand that's called the beach.
>>150620573Why the hell hasn't anyone told me this before?
>>150620592Stoopid
Drop a 50 on my nigga AG
>>150620652Oof
>>150620600People forget maan, he was a bbeast of a prospect until he randomly died one dayhttps://youtu.be/HWBWeaNT9yk?si=NQbQbWisY7oUjpjX
The presser has broken Tom. His identity crisis is reaching new lows, unfortunately.
>>150619367Caio BorralhoMauricio RuffyModestas BukauskasMason JonesRhys McKeeWilliam Gomis
>>150620760sick track nice post
>>150619367BORALHORUFFYCRAIGJONESSOLAGOMIS
>>150619367> Caio Borralho>Mauricio Ruffy>Modestas Bukauskas>Mason Jones>Axel Sola>Robert Ruchala
coffee has been made lads, grab yourself a cup. I will make hot coco when the main card starts
>>150619367ImavovRuffyBukauskasMasonMcKeeGomis
>>150619367CaioRuffyModestasOkiSolaGomis
>>150619367Caio "The Natural" BorralhoBenoit "God of War" Saint DenisModestas "The Baltic Gladiator" Bukauskas Bolaji "The Zulu Warrior" Oki Axel Sola William "Jaguar" Gomis
>>150619367Caio BorralhoMauricio RuffyModestas BukauskasMason JonesAxel SolaWilliam Gomis
Baited by mma joey award
Some of you may find this hard to believe.
>>150621452Man shut up with that crap.
I would heem anyone in this thread, it's not even funny
JaiDsM sisters….i am scared and afraid i fear
>>150621507you're literally a baguette dude
Gane just got ragdolled by a tiny man
>>150621519He doesn't actually look like a tank at all. Tanks are made out of metal and have cannons.
>>150621507You're french. There's just no way, I'm sorry.>>150621519Looks like he's just eating a lot of calories to be quite honest.
>>150621519There's always a video of Islam during fight camp where people gush over how big he looks. Apparently people don't know fighters look much fuller and thicker when they haven't got to the point in camp where they've removed carbs and water from their diet to make weight
>>150621533
>>150621546It’s almost as if he won’t need diet down a ton because he’s fighting in a different weight class or something
>>150621584He's eating more and is going to end up cutting more lol. He usually starts dieting down early before camp and slowly cuts and makes the big cut at the end. He will still have a tough cut, as there will be added fat to his body, which might make a tougher cut in the end.
MMA Supreme
JaiDsM will tank and tug on his Slamdaddy’s MDD (monster daddy dick)
>everyone picking Caio
>>150621519looks no bigger than any other camp he's been in
>>150621670ay yo mane lissen up lil dooodcaio in 2
>>150621670Caio is very homoerotic so i boy him.
>>150621620>islam is going to gain 15lbs of fat
>>150621429I see it
>>150621683No need to get defensive, he's explained it himself many times. And I'm rooting for him tto win. Fighting at 155, Islam cuts (diets) to around 180 before the start of his camp, which is what he balloons up to in his fight weight after refueling. So while his final cut isn't as big as many 155ers, he's still more shredded with very low body fat (compared to the division). At 170, he said he is bulking a bit. No one knows how much muscle he could put on but him, and it wont be much, but either way he will put a few lbs of fat. He's still going to have a 20lb cut which will still be tough, as cutting with more body fat is a little harder, as the muscles let go of liquid faster than fat, and the body wants to lose it from the fat before the muscle.
>>150619693Basé
Where the heems?
>>150621670
>yes but henry but when you have dat nuclear option like justin gaethje... when you possess ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT POWER like he does?... all it takes is 1
>>150621836He’s not going to be 15lbs heavier at the start of his water cut
>>150621864
>>150621670Imavov sucks. Be prepared for a schooling.
>>150621864for me recently it's been the FAHHHH shorts/heem edits
>>150621965Tybura TKOs each of these bums in the first.
>>150621932damn matt wiman looks rough first time I've even seen him in years, and the last time too by the look of it
>>150622006gable steveson is facing the winner of that slop fight and tybura is next.
>>150622028that's leavitts best win buddy
>only know 5 names on this card and I watch this shit weeklyI wish was interested in pursuing something in my life
>>150622056I only know who "Handsome" Wiman is, brutal heeming he took there tho
>>150621933Nah brother caio is a fraud and went life and death with a washed up cannonier, he's getting his brazilian bussy pieced up
>>150620801Gane looks huge as fuck. Like 265+. I've got a feeling he'll dominate Aspie
>>150622069Buy a road bike or join a boxing gym
Belel should be cut
>>150622096Yeah but he beat up canonnier worse than imavov did. Imavov was in actual trouble and got granted an early stoppage. Caio probably should have got a stoppage as well. If you're an emotionally invested fanboy of fighters, this match should scare you. On both sides, I'm afraid....
>>150622132Gane is cutting down from around 310 lbs if what I am hearing is true
Brad Tavares is still fighting? Wow.
The term “life and death” has become meaningless due to retards using it to describe any competitive fight
>>150622172
I can’t remember if Paul Craig is based or not.
>>150620801KEK the neck tattoo looks embarrassingly bad. Why did he do it? He's at the age where it's a bit weird to be getting neck tats
>>150622157I'm financially invested in Imavov, that odd was looking juicy against a dude that did 2 weight cut back to back and is a bit of a fraud or at least overhyped
>>150622167That’s mostly due to his tungsten clitty cage and the 50lb buttplug he keeps in at all times
>>150622191Diego’s still under ufc contract?
>>150622217No, but he was not that long ago, a cautionary tale indeed!
>>150622198CTE makes you impulsive
>>150622201Hopefully you didn't go for a heem. I'm telling you betting on an imavov heem is like betting on Gaethje to heem. Yes it can happen but most likely will never happen again. The izzy heem was like garths heem of barboza.
>>150622261Yeah but the dookster had bad injuries and a lot of time on his hands. Tom is on top and getting ready for a fight. It's worse.
>>150622280Nah my bet is only on Imavov winning
The UFC knew what they were doing booking gane in locktober
What if Caiobaio loses
Kyle Nelson vs Matt frevola official for UFC vancouver
I suspect ‘Vovdaddy has the grappling advantage but y’all not ready for that conversation
>>150619367Caio BorralhoBenoit Saint Denis Modestas Bukauskas vs. Mason JonesAxel Sola Robert Ruchala
Damn so it starts in two bongs
>refuses to make weight>starts chugging baby foodWhat's his fuckin' problem?
hello any fellow neets?
Cba to do picks
>>150622527its fine b ill make them for you
The people's main event.
>>150618026Maybe she's just a masochistic whore? Bitch must have never heard of siswet
my clitty cage is reaching critical (RED) status!
>>150622535Thanks b I'll keep my eyes open
>>150622581Rinatdaddy will have xer TWPiglet squirting its sauces I fear
>>150622593Care to extrapolate?
Cock and balls asphyxiation ? Huuuuuuge fan
>>150619367>Nassourdine Imavov>Mauricio Ruffy>Modestas Bukauskas>Mason Jones>Rhys McKee>William Gomis
>>150621930>gifBoomer
>>150622604Just another ruschinkshitter with a padded record.Bane will kill.
>>150622610No use google Chang you should understand soon enough
>>150622750
Andreas Gustafsson, no not everyone in sweden is named Gustafsson
heemed the meng so hard i passed out
UFC giving us another Euro timezone kino. THANK YOU DANA! THANK YOU ARI!
>>150622884>no not everyone in sweden is named GustafssonProof?
post yfw you realize it's imavov not imanov
>>150622926I thought for the longest time it was Imamov
>>150622958Me as well
>>150622926
>>150622926I been knew it was Imavov
watching chicks cliff dive for redbull
stop saying Imamov
We're all watching Makwan Amirkhani's fight today right?
>>150622996im pretty sure that's what all the announcers are saying
>>150622926I also thought it was xxXDicksuckerXxX_274
>>150623109Gonna start saying Imaov
>>150622926It's Imamov
who is this Imanov I am hear so much for about
>>150623112Unironically for the memes
>>150619367Nassourdine Imavov Mauricio RuffyModestas BukauskasMason JonesAxel SolaWilliam Gomis
You're all going to remember his fucking name when he heems Caio tonight. Fuck you all.
>>150622919Most people in Sweden are named Abdul
Where are the picks b
>>150623378i laugh at you
>>150623378Caio is more french than that doo
>>150622919some are named karlsson
>>150623410retard
why are the fucking prelims delayed by 2 hours again? Do I need to watch School Rumble now to pass the time?
>>150623442S-sorry
>>150623467
NEW>>150617905>>150617905>>150617905
>>150623595
>>150619367ImavovRuffyCraigJonesSolaRuchala
>>150623626Did we ever figure out the beef with fat crowd guy?
