copey's imminent destruction edition
First for my Flames <3
2nd for Our Vancouver Canucks.
>laffs
cole sillinger and tate mcrae could have been canada's royal couple...
>>150607146That's Tegan and Sarah
lil bett
>>150606934so here's the (latest) problem with that scum fucka few days ago, he's getting buttblasted over /hoc/posters calling marners marners, as he often doesso he tries a new tactic: substitute in other players' namesand then try to desperately force it as if it's a new meme, all by himself so who does he pick for this?he tries a few names, but one that sticks out is former Golden Knight Nicolas Roywho was just traded away to Toronto as part of the Mitch Marner deal Nic Roy played for the Knights for 6 yearshe racked up 166 points with themplayed in all 22 games for them during their Stanley Cup rungave them 3 goals and 8 assists during that runscored the game-winner in game 2 of the Finalssince the moment that Vegas picked him up, all that Roy ever did was work hard and help them win a Stanley Cupand the moment that he gets traded out, copey's thought is, "waaah, people are bullying this brand-new player that my team just picked up, which hardworking and loyal veteran can I throw under the bus to make myself feel momentarily better?"what absolute fucking scumyou don't hate him enough
k....keep me posted
>>150607242https://streamable.com/j4n218
>caca sports
Watching a Liberty collage club hockey game, why the fuck is the arena so full?
which tactic will he try this time?"that wasn't me"?random schizo letters response?schizo non-sequiturs?pretending to not be here?what a faggot
connor mcdavid (28) has zero cup
>>150607311Canadian teams and Buffalo really are where careers go to die
>>150607311I want him to never win one just because I find it funny
>>150607303Wait, which faggot? This place is a "Who's Who" of nobodies
>>150607433the copester
>>150607401that's sick
>>150607303Cope Marner is going to make going #2 great again
>>150607462I find it to be a hoot
>>150607299r/hockey doesn't want Liberty to get a DI program
>a hoot
>>150607498yes.
Even if McDavid never wins a cup, two finals appearances in a row is pretty impressive.
>>150607677perhaps for a premiere spot in the Henrik Q. Lundqvist Hall of Shame
>bartender! I'll have a McDavid>coming right up>he just splashes the liquor on the counter>because there's no cup
>>150607242>>150607303KWAB that wasn't even me you worked seething tranny tiny lost btw no milly bmj is on and we don't call those that here now
>>150608076>KWAB that wasn't even mecalled it
>>150607311he'll retire cupless like ovi was supposed to
>>150607299neat. I'll go to a quinnipiac game next year
>>150608129What will keep Gary Bruce Bettman from gifting a Stan Lee to McGayKid?
my avies :)
>>150608242he'll need to head to a sunbelt team
>>150608311And that's impossible for what reason?
>>150608076We definitely call those that here.
Växsjö Lakers? More like Skitsjö Fakers.
>>150608696what's fraudulent about them?
>>150608876swedish
crazy to think that Kris Letang is going into his 24th season in the NHL
Can someone please photoshop McDavid in a Flyers jersey? we all know that is where he will go
>>150608876only los angeles has lakes
>muh Glowies
why is this thing being spammed in my youtube?
MUTTHOMES SO WASHED KEK
That was absolutely an INTMahomes is still being a retard though
>>150609329Coastal Elites won
Ahh football, 2 minutes of commercials, 4, if both teams go back to back 3 and outHow I missed you..
>>150609405>Ahh football, 2 minutes of commercials, 4, if both teams go back to back 3 and out>How I missed you..
>>150609115I respect letang and malkin for staying with crosby on the penguins desu
>he's totally better than Brady, bro Lol tho
high IQ play by McConkey there
Why did someone link this thread lol
>mfw >WE buckbroke and flushed the mutt
UH OH CUT AWAY YOU CAN'T MENTION THAT CRIMINAL AB
>>150609478Gary works in mysterious ways
Bros is it really OWARI DA for the Choofs?
>>150609527give me a 14
>>150609527Trips or 11 get (florence gonna grow her hair out)
>>150609349kill all glowies
Get this fucking mick out of here, this is a thread for North America and Scandinavia.
Why is the foosball banter in here, ffs???
>>150609552You got Amanda Fix!
>>150609527Margaret Qualley is not a Zoomer???
>>150609638She married a Jew btw
>>150609677She's a hollywood actress so I'm sure she knows quite a few
>>150609704The whole thing's rotten. Burn it all down.
hunter for me
That buffalo wild wings girl was cute...what's her name..?
>>150609724
>>150609724>The whole thing's rotten. Burn it all down.
brock just btfo john
>>150609866I already saw that in 2012
>>150610117thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
>>150610598being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits
Glasgow coma scale general
I have yet to reproduce
>>150610126giulia's on now :)
>>150611139same. I'm scared of becoming a wizard
Coupla fatmericans behind me in line
when the 20th gets here you're all history
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>150611139I have and I'm in for another 25+ years of this
>>150611885Congrats on being a dad! I envy you
/hoc/ hockey parent
>>150611955Too late, Holland has ruined that team's future
>>150611989I can't wait to be a hockey dad >https://youtu.be/Fpx9g0Sj9Go?si=pJk52WJ3xfCyH2MS
>>150609349Gary! I am sold. I will buy the jersey
>>150608076>and we don't call those that here nowfeel a rather large marner churning in my gut
I had some spicy food and my anus would be inflamed whenever I marnered
>>150610598Mitch looks like he fucks
>>150612532... small animals
aj lee came back
>>150612621I popped bro was hoping to see a black widow u
>>150612621>>150612737death to off-topic mandrama faggots
>>150612750E-God board tranny
>>150612737same on all accounts bro >>150612750tiny lost trannymite didn't even hit HALF a milly KEK
i busted quite a few loads to aj lee back in the 'tens and i'm not interested in seeing what she looks like fifteen years later
Crushing on a guy I've never metReflectionHe's a hockey player. And this other user posted about him, ever since then he's been on my mind. When I think about him, I smile. I spend some of my nights fantasizing about him and its weird because he's like 3 years younger than me. I never thought I'd ever find someone younger than me as appealing. Its not his looks, but his character (that is of course displayed on camera cause I've never met him before) and the way it just lights up. He has such a big smile and a funny personality but also can be very serious.I keep trying to find ways to meet him, but every time I do, I get discouraged. I don't know this person, and they don't know me. I have not a slightest of clue on why I'm doing this to myself.I've even went as far as to create collages and banners of him. On all of my devices, his photos are stocked in folders/files.Im crazyI used to see his name in the most oddest places and it shocked me because his name is very unusual.When I close my eyes I think about a future that is very stretched out. From the day we meet, from the time he asks me out, the time leading up to our date, from the time we make it official. Then we date, get married, travel together. Then our kids, from toddlers to adults.
>>150612250* happy Gary sounds *
>>150612572
>>150613035I too fantasize about being a house husband for an nhl player
It wasn't a vaccine
>>150613877AJ Lee looks like THAT now?
took a fat marner and i've got another one brewing alreadyclean wipe though because i've been eating my veggies :)
I hate taking night marners
>he doesn't use a bidet
>>150614267I need to buy a fancy Japanese bidet
https://vocaroo.com/1kkt63pIlRby
The bullshit don't stop not even for the crosswalk
I'm here to tell you that /hoc/ is cancelled in Boston. But I wouldn't worry about it, Boston is not a big college town.
>>150614513Now how will I access /hoc/?
>he's not squatty pottty pilledkwab
>>150614634I hated having to use squat toilets in China
>>150614776you should go back there
>>150614776It's a squatty potty
>>150614776a marner is the same in any language
>>150609796Her team!
After I tried a Dutch toilet I couldn't go back. My marners deserve the best.
A marner by any other name
>>150614997Sup Takagi. You and Connie did a great job on the Zary signing today :)
>>150615028We don’t call them that anymore.
>>150614997>>150615087the Convoy keeps up rolling bros
>>150615158Who the fuck are you. I thought copey was an amerifat
>>150614888I’m a full time wagie now. I can’t take that much time for trips anymore
>>150614457AI is just a big fancy schizophrenia gun isn't it
dan otoole looking swarthier than i remember
>>150615234Exited to see our boys againgo flames :)
>>150614776Those are the worst, makes me feel like such a sreetshitter
>>150615349>tfw Wolfie, Scary Zary, and Scorenato with Zayne next
>>150614776>>150615431yeah but picture kippers using a squat toilet
>>150615461The Flames unyielding irresistible relentless uncontainable inevitable march to the cup has begun
>>150615299His betrayal of Dan O'Toole weighs on him gravely.
kino python got renewed
>>150615158BASED TRVKE
>>150613003still cute
Should I switch to Grok?
did you know there's a baseball team called the marners
>>150616100Switch to gary chat
>>150616094Still flat chested
>>150616118Does /mlb/ know?
>>150616131still an Indian boy from the Punjab
slopdown was cancelled
>>150616131Thank God.
>>150616206nah that was hampage >>150616270shut up nerd
>>150616131
I'm bored
KEK
>>150616409Hi bored
>>150616173i didn't want to break the news
this is where the big marners plap huh? look at the adjective
Does Sean still post here?
>>150616450no fuck off stop trying to fit in
>>150616450New Jersey state prison does not give you access to 4chan
>>150616450He occasionally posts when the laffs are top of the league or heading in to the playoffs but he gets slapped down pretty quick and disappears. His time has long passed.
yo-notsean62
RIP Ken Dryden. Dad is going to be heartbroken.
>>150616637RIP
yo-notrenewed62
>>150616736i watched smackdown tonight actually. it was kino.
>>150616637calder, 5 Vezinas and 6 cups
>>150616800He won the calder after he already won his first cup lol
Gonna listen to the xpac shoothttps://youtu.be/BJCCdrFrK1I?si=wKBs4-qgE84-GmvI
ahh yessir
>>150616887wouldn't mind seeing vaq dom roxy and lexi
Wouldn't mind seeing wrestlefags shot out of a cannon into the sun
Just heard about Ken Dryden's passing, rip king. So every core players from the Canadiens dynasty are gone then.
>>150617126it's wrestlechads
>>150617161it's cumdrinkers
>>150617196oh no you've got your feds mixed up i'm afraid kwab dynamite took place in front of about 200 people and didn't even draw half a milly KWAB
>Beliveau, Richard, Lafleur, and Dryden all witnessed the rise and fall of Habs >Not a single one of them bothered to call out the incompetence on the management when Roy walked out on the team
>>150616637I always pass by his statue at the shopping mall, I wonder if there be flowers around the statue tomorrow.
Fuck Gary
>>150616637>Quit the liberal party right before it went to shitlol, lmao even
it's wrestlebraps
>>150616637Damn. RIP legend.
Always loved this mask
>>150617318thank you for making a hockey post
>>150616637He decided he didn't want to see Carey Price on the San Jose Sharks roster.>>150617126Send some work to /hoc/s cuck who does it for free then.
you must not know bout me you must not know bout me
Habs aren't even finished rebuilding why bother moving Price contract? It doesn't make sense.
>>150617354
>>150616412LMAO i remmeber the list. Jericho Chris is funny.
>>150617354https://puckpedia.com/team/montreal-canadiensDemonic
>>150617242You should do the right thing and put flowers there tomorrow.
>>150617251lmao he had to put his fingers in Pettershits holes
My flames almost made the playoffs last year with 24 million in cap space
Dropped quite a nasty late night marner
>>150617477Post it in the discord
>>150617354>One of the primary reasons Price needed to be moved was due to the Canadiens’ interest in adding another forward to their roster. Since teams are only allowed to be 10% over the salary cap on the first day of the regular season if they have players on LTIR, the Canadiens needed at least $950,000 in salary cap space freed up to account for that, meaning any forward they were looking to acquire could have a cap hit of at most $3,618,333.>On top of that, Price’s contract would have affected the Canadiens ability to accrue cap space during the season to have more space by the trade deadline. It also could have gotten in the way of performance bonuses paid out to players on entry-level contracts like Lane Hutson and Ivan Demidov, potentially causing some of those to carry over and take away from their salary cap space in 2026-27, when they’ll be looking to be even more competitive and will need every dollar they can get.
>>150617448Kill yourself Rajesh
>Ben Chiarot - Justin Holl>Erik Gustafsson - Travis HamonicName a grimmer bottom 4?
>>150617524Elias get good again then talk smack
>>150617605I literally fucking told Sportbladet the other day that things are good now
just woke up to drop a late night marner
gary had some words about dryden
>from dryden to price>from price to ???also it kinda looks like carey has the torch in one hand and his erect dick, pointing at dryden, in the other
*sips*
The politically correct term is wrestlewomen
>>150617753How many death statements do they have in the can like thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8
>>150617859I'm sure Gary just used chatgpt and then went back to gooning to whatever it is Gary goons to in the offseason.
>>150617859About 15 years ago I worked with a freelance writer for TCM who did obituaries, and he had a lot prewritten for ill or old actors that he'd make a quick edit to when they passed to publish.
>>150618000Why the fuck havent you ever told us that before? We love TCM here.
>hasb
>>150618013He was lame. Pretentious 50 year old trying to be cool working with and trying to befriend a bunch of 20 year olds. I would rather kms than hang out with 20 year olds.
>>150618024look, they're going through a tough time. first price dies, and then dryden is traded. and the week isn't even over yet!
has shannon made an official statement yet?
fun story for you guys. one time about ten years ago i was desperate for a job and sergio got me a job at this shitty call center. was on a team with this retarded black dude named hakim. anyway one day it was someone's bday so they taped some balloons and shit to the cubicles and we had a "party". at one point, hakim bit the base of a balloon and inhaled it in an attempt to inhale the helium and talk silly. however the balloons were not blown up wit helium so he just sucked in somebody's exhaled breaths and we mocked him incessantly.
>>150618366thank you for the story anon
>>150618431the company was telus international kek
i have more fun stories about my time at telus international for future morale boosting
>>150618478Based story teller :)
>>150618478tell more fun stories. maybe it will help depression guy
>>150618537i need to make a list. the big one involves a woman that worked there at the time that eventually got arrested for abhorrent sex crimes. back in the day my buddy fucked her. saw her tits once when she posted em on tumblr
