Can’t stop, won’t stop losing!
>>150613793it do be lyke dat
don’t sleep on the Orioles doe
This is the thread
rags finna bout get walked off
Nomar going ballistic on the doggies rn. He said this isn't just a slump, this is who they are and it goes so much deeper than mindset and clickingKEK
GG A's. Soriano is dogshit at home.
>>150614060don't think that's possible
>The dodgers aren't losing to <.500 teams>They're losing to teams just like themselvesFUCKING KEK
Tillamook pepperjack
>>150614123but...they're a sub .500 teams (since July 4th)
Aren’t the Dodgers <.500 post-all star break? Can someone fact check?
HOLY SHIT. TANNER SCOTT TURNING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA TO HIDE TEARS. JESUS CHRIST IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER DUDE. WATCH THE INTERVIEWS
>>150614134O shit that stuff do be fire doe
>errostros
>>150614155they're 20-24 since the break
>>150614155
>>150614223>the shanty of los faggots
>>150614251kek
>chiefs loseoh no no no brownbois
>>150614223>less runs and hits than the twinks and rookiesgrim
All these supposedly elite relievers and closers that got dealt at the deadline fucking suck while Iglesias, reliever of the month, is still on the Braves lol
JFC I hate Red Sox management's evaluating of pitching
We might be getting this wild card series
>THWAAAAACKit is over the fence!
sneks gonna sneak up on ya
leave my doggie doos alone
another beauty in the books for my jintsgg birdos
>>150614251Obsessed faggot
KEK POODREPACOS LOSING TO TEH FUCKING ROCKIESMUTTHOMES THE SPIC GOD LOSING TO THE CHARGERSLMAOOOOOOOOO SPICS
>machimpo
>POODREPACOS
>more threads than a high end bed sheet
and a handsome double play by my rocks to put it away :)
>poodres attempting to-ya know what, forget about it
>Jake Burger>6' 230lbskekini
>>150614470pottery
>>150614470lol the more you fight it, the more it becomes a thing
LMFAO DOYERPACOS LOST TOOTOTALSPICHOLOCAUSTTODAY
>>150614470But you’re the gay one I thought? At least reading that post as a neutral observer that’s my takeaway.
>poodrepacos>doyerpacos
cucked by an inch
Manny Machado is such a cuck
>tied for 2nd wildcard
Why are there two threads, and why is one of them 2 days old?
tanner scott literally started crying during his interview with kirsten. this team wants to win so bad but they dont have it in them
>>150614553fact check: false. he's alpha.
>>150614533when both pacos lose, my miguels win
>>150614608rangerjorges are winning tho
Emergency doyer anons only meeting. Get in here dodgers fans! >>150614585>>150614585>>150614585
>>150613715yams, snell, kersh, glas defrens, sheemale, shogay, muncy, smith, kim, rojas, pages, assperius. get rid of everyone else. EVERYONE ELSE
>>150614628ey esse, we're winnin' this one feel me holmes
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
>south cali mexican jimmies rustled
>red sux
How will we screw this up tonight?
Blow gays having a night
>>150614693we won't
>>150614521Heh. It's funny. I'm scrolling through his reddit history. He's a lot more similar to me than I thought. Except I don't play the same shitty gacha games as him. He even lives in Stockholm!
>>150614693Walk off balk
Hi poodres
>shutout at coors
>>150614748Is he also a homosexual?
Come on Stros. Just one run.
>>150614693Embarrassing K
>>150614787Probably. He's a redditor after all.
>>150614501that was nice :)my Metsies overtook the Dads in the WC because of that loss thanks Rockiesbro
>>150614777
>>150614666see ya monday
>poodres realize they are cosmically linked to the success of the doyers>they have no hunger when they see their rival getting shot down by last place teamsVery well Poodres...
Pena looked so bad in his last at bat
Lol making the faggot swede seethe is a great start to the thread
>>150614933That was 2024 Peña
>>150614836I want to kill myself
it's so fucking over
College football is for cucks that peaked in high school
>>150614995don't do it poodrebro, it's just baseball
At least the Chargers won...
>kimbrel feels bad
>>150615123What a reddit imagine. You can tell a japanese artist made it.
how much did we pay for this chicken man?
>>150615162>imagine
>>150614995I'm with you bro
>padres shut out in coorskek
>>150615186imagine what
poodrepedos kek
It's Astrover
>>150615162>imaginekek...KEK
*kicks sand into the eyes of a chiefs fan*ahahahahaha*bitch slaps the mom of a chiefs fan*hehehehehehe*drop kicks the elderly parents of a chiefs fan down the stairs*Ohohohohoho
at least the football game was good
good thing the padres choose to lose alongside the dodgers
Fuck it, just bring Barnes back at this point.
Holy shit that was close
Imagine this bussy
Rangers broadcasters already called it for the rangers, it's over
>Pinch-hitter Rowdy TellezThis fat fuck is still in the majors?
>>150615204imagine there were no people
>>150615224not good for hispanics though, one of their canonical team (chiefs) lost lol
Kimbrel is washed
>they pinch hit the fatty
>be named burger>look like you consume 10 of them a day
>>150615204imagine no possessions
KEK
so the Astros lost the 2023 ALCS and just stopped paying attention to how ass Kimbrel was for the rest of that October?
>>150615297All muttcollide players and their fans look like that
>>150615316kek you wish paco
Tellez man what happened to you
>>150615297whiter than you, Neehar
>fat fuck thinking about burgers forgot to swingKEK
>>150615251Fun ballplayer
>>150615306fuck off fag
That was a stressful inning
>someone insults muttholmes>/mlb/ seethesoh no no no no
>>150615306No, we’ve just lost that many pitchers that we needed to sign washed/old pitchers just to make it through the season and I’m not even kidding.
>>150615340thought this was kevin bacon from the thumnbail
>>150615396Fake image, that’s from the Simpsons
What a cool park, if only it was in a better city and had a better team.
please someone beat the giants I beg you they can't get away with this
Despite today's results, I still believe that the Detroit Tigers are the best baseball team in the world.
>>150615423Big, if true
someone score
>>150615297mutt KWABBED in the country of mutts
how the FUCK is this allowed
>>150615429It sucks that we need to have professional sports teams there for some reason, do billions of dollars are wasted making high-tech roofed stadiums that nobody goes to.
>losing to the 2025 barves
>>150615429Center field is comically cavernous
>>150615354>doinkkek
Where’s my wife 2hu? The chargers won! We fucking on the Chargers sheets!
Who makes the best knockoff jerseys? I want one of the old Space City ones, but's I'm not about to pay for Fanatics >quality
>>150615408that doesn't look anything like kevin bacon, though
dodgers should sign roberts to another extension this offseason. really masterful the way he's played sub-500 ball for 3 months with a billion dollar team. takes an exceptional mind to accomplish such a feat!
>>150614666What did Manfred mean by this out-of-thin-air plot twist?
Teo robbing one, still down by a lot but nice play
>>150615429this looks terrible
>>150615470no one knows what team this isby which i mean me, i don't know what team this is, i don't collect baseball cards or play the show 2025
>>150615503idk i've never seen a kevin bacon movie ever. i only know him because boomers talk about him
>>150615511teo means uncle in Portuguese, just ask alejandro
>Doyerpacos poodrepacos and chiefs lostOh no no no chicanobros
>>150614666>>150615506jints have to play 7 games against the dodgers there is literally no chance the dodgers lose more than like 2 games that series anyone who thinks the dodgers will lose the division has brain damage
>>150615557I'm white tho
>our 4-5-6 hitters can’t hit 91mph fastballs in the middle of the zonerags just end it already, I want to go do something else
>>150615306You people hate Kimbrel and Schilling but deep throat Mitch Williams. Fuck off
>>150615574did you see who their free baserunner is KEK
>Rowdy has to be the runner on 2ndkek
>>150615533>rags
>>150615590>>150615591Oh, KEK
>jake burger is listed at 230lbs>ohtani is listed as 220lbsLOL
ITS EXTRA INNINGS O ALGO
Alejandro Osuna looks like he sells weed in the offseason
I think my doggie doos SUCK
>kid screaming at the old man for the foul ball >CAN I HAVE IT? x3I hate kids
>>150615593>fatjays
>>150615609Ohtani is obviously is not fat tho. He's very muscular
for me its sunrises, A/C, Tillamook pepperjack, sim racing, the 'lot, and sneks baseball
>>150615562>he doesn’t knowOH NO NO NOOOO
>>150615632just let Karen come take it
>>150615632Yeah that annoyed meI'd tell the kid to fuck off and learn some decorum
>>150615639go mariners!
>>150615628I think you should kys
>>150615632i've never caught a ball at a game, i dont care if some kids screams at me and the crowd boos me. im keeping that shit
>>150615632At least it's not a pajeet
Silksong was average
>phillies fan caught being a piece of shitis anyone really surprised by this?
>>150615678guacamelee 2 is the only good metroidvania
>>150615664rude!
>>150615664based
>>150615678It was fun, but it wasn’t transcendent like Xwitter made me believe
>>150615686probably was on fent can't blame em' desu
cmon texas wrap this up. i have things to do
yea we'll have a twelfth slurping thanks
The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years
>>150615714My stros are winning it and closing it off this next innig.
At what point do the Poodres put Victor Rodriguez up against the wall? It's like the offense comes out completely unprepared every night, they're making AA-tier pitchers look like Randy Johnson
>>150615636Jays are eating good tho
>>150615678It could never live up to the hype.
Rags really? Now we have to watch my team flail around the bat at the plate some more before the game is over
>>150615700cringe
>>150615678It was always overhyped as fuck. Anyone who played Hollow Knight knew this. It's a GOOD indie game, that's it. Nothing more nothing less. You can't really expect a 2D Metroidvania to be the next big thing.
>>150615734
>>150615769doubtful
kek poodres have lost 4 straight>>150615686>>150615712t. seething sanchez mad about white states and fanbases
>>150615768at least my football team won (high school)
>>150615772I played Hollow Knight and was expecting some kind of masterpiece and felt disappointed. It was good but it's not anywhere near as good as people hype it up to be
Huge bunt (forma de swing) by Dubon
>mfw i'm a stankee
>>150615778guaranteed
>>150615804truly disgusting
please just score already
>>150615806thanks for agreeing that it was based
I don’t think either team has a bench player anymore
>>150615822not even johnny bench?
>>150615779white trash is still trash senpai
>>150615734>the padres need to (and will) relocateyou fucking idiotthey have a great stadium downtownthey have a top 5 attendance in the leaguepeople will show up to drink beer in a chill location like they do in colorado, regardless of how well the team doesthey are the only professional sports team in town (in b4 mls retardation)you're actually braindead amigo, BRIAN DEAD(also, the chargers should go back. no one fucking wants them except san diegans. let them play on a barge in the harbor or in the zoo parking lot.
>asstros
>>150615735you were saying?
>>150615859we'll score in the bottom of the inning, just wait. astros are walking this off
It's funnier if the Rangers win desu
>>150615869rags falseflag
>>150615817reading comprehension
>>150615822manfred has fucked over the fun of the game, we will never see a starting pitcher playing left field or a third baseman playing catcher ever again
>>150615881ironic
>we might gain on every single team today everything is coming up jays!
>mccullers 12th inningit's over...
>>150615883wait teams could do that? Why can't they do it anymore?
>Dodgers >Cowboys
>>150615839but it's white, something you can never be
>>150615869>astros away team>walk offis this a rags fan’s level of baseball comprehension?
>>150615921he doesn't know how to score on defense truly ngmi
Astros are sending out a starter pitcher lol
>>150615910just how brown are you hombre
>>150615906>Pants McCuckers>top of the order for the ragsyeah its over
this rags stros game is putting me into a trance-like state
>3-0 middle middle breaking ball with a free base openjesus
>>150615935he's gotta earn that $20million he's been milking for the last 5 years
>>150615902
>>150615935We moved him to the bullpen, but the comedy remains the same
>>150615892no faggy emoticon this time?
>>150615911trash is trash hombre
>>150615910Cowboys didnt even play today
>>150615966magic number is 19 bitch
>>150615902soaring
>>150615982o algo
>>150615909we used to get like 18 inning games where you field anyone who can stand
thank fucki'm not even a fan of these teams
ASSTROS AHAHAHA
>asstros kek
rags walk it off, astromiguel on suicide watch
where's the mariners poster with like a thousand suicide pics? I hope he saw the end of that game
ggs ragsThe battle of mid is over. Fuck you lance
>the astros losing to a +.500 team is like winning the world series for the doyers:^)
>>150615910kek serves you right bitch
>>150615768>Asstros fielding
>losing the Burger and Rowdy Tellezfuck I hate these fat fucks
>>150616025>only doyers fans are laughing at you miguel pls
:(
astromiguel sees doyerpacos in his sleep kek what a faggot
>>150616060>mariners remaining schedule: doyers, assturds, roylelsnot looking good
I guess we're winning the series on Sunday instead of tomorrow. Oh well
do not reply to doyerpacos
Rags won btw
>>150616090based
>0-13 with RISPI want that faggot Cintron hunt from the dirty Arlington rafters tomorrow
>>15061598919 what? Years since your last pennant?
>>150616113kek
>asstros cheated and they still lostOH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150616060>>150616077ooof
How do you lose to a triple a team
astromiguel seething lol
Thanks Colorado
>>150616156I hope you get cucked out of the playoffs
>it was Cal Raleigh is MVP
please 'zona don't fuck this up
>>150615910Is Kobe your homie? Hope you get deported
>>150616194You don't understand how god awful the Red Sox are with 2 on and nobody out
>>150616156SO true
>>150616211excqueeze me?
god jarvis sucks booty cheeks
>>150616211don't care pedo
reposting cuz it's funny
>>150616216Broken clock my good friend/buddy/guy
>>150616060>vedder cupmore like the vedder cuck
>>150616234
Trout has set the angels franchise record for hit by pitches
>>150616168Don’t be mad
LETS GO RED SOX
>>150616234I hope that bitch has all of her social security money stolen by a pajeet
>>150616234all baby boomers to the suicide pods. now.
>>150616234https://litter.catbox.moe/sukr57fxwbq8y004.mp4closeup video
Sneks might need an out here
>>150616234>>150616258I hope the guy catches his wife sucking cock
>>150616273feel like this might be a nuclear meltdown incoming
>>150616273>mightfaggot gtfo of my thread
>>150616234it's crazy people don't know shit like that will be televized
>>150616275y tho
>>150616280maybe they want to be televized
>yfw the biggest fan story at a marlins game this season doesn't even involve marlins fans
>>150616287look how beta that husband is
damn that was fucking smart
>>150616279nah I'm good :)
man this some bullshit
if you're a man (male), you should never EVER groom your eyebrows
bro please not again...
sneks blowing it
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Let's go Sox
>>150616211
>>150616234americans are so retarded
>>150614066
thank the lord
>>150616234Does a ball mean that much to an old woman?
>>150616381its not about the ball its about sending a message
Vamos serpientes
Goodbye momentum
bruh
I don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that the Padres and Dodgers somehow both will end up missing the postseason and the jints will win the division, or the fact that the NL West winner will have barely 80 wins lol
DOMOOOO
love this little frog nigga like you wouldn't believe
LETS GO SNEKS
>red suxBased sneks
LETS GOOOOOO
>>150616234>it was the kids birthday>the marlins gave him a bunch of merch>ryan bader met with the kid and gave him a signed bat>twitter mob is going ham trying to find the woman
30 HRS
it is GONE
>>150616467>ryan bader
>>150616381>>150616391She moved to Florida like every boomer...however the dream hasn't gone the way her gold digging self thought it would. She needs the baseball to help her husband's dick at auction
>She needs the baseball to help her husband's dick at auctionwhat?
>>150616484Idk im high as shit i was.gonna say the ball is worth something because he didnt strike out
>>150616473nice as hell. honestly replace dbags with this or go back to the old purple unis
I think the most embarrassing thing this year is that if the Dodgers somehow manage to either make the postseason or win the west. Even if this is objectively the worst season they've ever had in recent history, they will still be like "HAHAHAH we OWN the West you bitches, DEY NOT LIKE US BRO!!!! WE A FAMILY WHO ALWAYS GETS IT DONE!!!!"
>>150616527>go back to the old purple unisto bad Ken Kendrick got a stick up his ass about these
>>150616527There's already a purple team not too far from the Dbacks
>>150616539this is why you stay away from twitter/reddit and don't read that retarded chicano garbo
>>150616448We dont deserve to go to the playoffs the way we are playing lol
>>150616497She wasted all of their social security money and his pension so now she can't afford his viagra
>>150616541they're fantastic, why the fuck they went to red is beyond me
nice one Sneks
GG sneks win back to .500
sneks wingg socks
GG AZFire Cora
How are the Jints Fucking doing this!? Please Fucking help! There is just no way this Fucking team should be even in the running. How are all of a sudden they are hitting homers every day now!?They are Fucking 4 back now! You Fucking Padres and Mets better get your Fucking Shit together you Cocksuckers!
>>150616581i'm sorry, what kind of animal is that mascot supposed to be
Hahaha
who signed a deal with the devil?
>>150616596giants overtaking both would be kino and i'm a dodger fan.
HAHAHAH we OWN the West you bitches, DEY NOT LIKE US BRO!!!! WE A FAMILY WHO ALWAYS GETS IT DONE!!!!
>>150616604a pimp
>>150616596Sorry bro, we don't have it anymore. My Padres and the Doggie Doos both decided we don't want it anymore. The Jints earned it, Bob Melvin is the best manager of all time and he's proved it this month, we wrong wrong to sleep on Sleepy Bob...
>>150616617>dodgers have been throwing for two months>padres throwing harderlol, lmao
>>150616596The Giants got Fuckin 18 hits today are you Fucking SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW!
>>150616617psycho nigga division
>>150616604a bobcat
>>150616539Im a dodgers fan and I’ve already made peace that this team isn’t doing shit this year. I’m ready for it to be over. If the Jints sneak in, well shit. Maybe the rivalry can finally be backI’ll still be here quietly
Is it true there is a baseball team called marner lol
I honestly think It was a huge mistake to not sell the farm for Kwan. We only have so many years left of Ohtani/Mookie/Freeman.
>>150616696nobody trusts the Dodgers farm since Dalton Rushing was their #1 prospect and now look at him
>>150616356he was so good, too bad about the injuries
>>150616707prospects are 50:50. you never know what you're gonna get and that's the fun part
>doggie doos>reddie doos>yankie doos
>>150616746I wish he could've played 1st in Boston. He would've been as productive if not more than Millar. He got a ring tho
>Os going to sweep the Padres and DodgersOrange and black alliance
you love to see it
>>150616841joke league tho
>>150616841You all thought our season was over yet we have the 3rd best record in the AL
>>150616555and there's 175 red teams, so why not keep purple instead of switching to red
>best of the rest
>>150616841can the sawx and stros please die so that i can be happy
disgusting
>>150616979what planet was this picture taken on
>>150615902Beautiful
>>150616979Black women are great because once you stop being a blind low EQ dumbass racist you realize they are actually pretty fucking hot and on top of all, they're super easy. They only have black men going for them, so if you're any other race, you'll have an easier time, except if you're indian.
>>150617088Oh yeah, and there's not a lot of competition too.
>sheboons*BARF*
>>150616962
>>150617088based women (female) enjoyer
NorCalchads rise up
>>150617162Sacramento is not Norcal
>>150617194its literally farther north than SF
>>150617203Sacramento is in the Valley
>>150617212so is r3edding, whats your point?
norcal are the rare whites of california and you're not white ergo you are not norcal
>>150617215Check your eyes
>>150617245this has to be the stupidest graphic I think I've ever seen on this site
>>150617245You see that straight line above San Luis Obispo, Kern, and San Bernardino? That's what defines Norcal and Socal
where people start saying hella is where northern california starts
>>150617263Have you tried not being retarded
>>150617324>failed proposal that my parents dont even rememberok?
dark red = norcal
>>150617321only people in the bay area say 'hella'maybe the CSU campuses too and UC davis but nobody cares about them
>>150617329Everyone agrees that Sacramento is not NorCal
>>150617340trvke
>>150617345everyone except actual californians, sure
>>150617350Bro shut up you are not from California
>>150617343I have friends who moved from ventura to SLO and started saying hella. SLO is officially northern california.
>>150617362I am, but keep seething
>>150617364SLO is nothing but trust fund brats and architecture majors
>>150617370No you are not I bet you think Fresno is SoCal
>>150617394fresno is central California. Everybody knows this
>>150617403Then why are you arguing that Sacramento is NorCal
its just like watching thirdies fight over what part of latin america they're in lol
>>150617420because its in northern california
>>150617430Is Kansas Midwest?
>>150617440obviously
>>150617445wrong>>150617440no, great plains
>>150617428This kek But also socal a shit
>>150617362no he's right, to californians, northern california starts pretty far south. san luis obispo has always been considered northern california despite being centrally located in the state.this is the same debate as the angels being the los angeles angels despite the fact that no one in LA or anaheim would ever refer to anaheim as LA. only retards that aren't californian would argue anaheim is LA and sacramento isn't northern california.
>>150617451great plains means nothing, oklahoma could be "great plains" and that stretches all the way up to the dakotas
>>150617478kansas is midwest like anaheim is LA
How is this mlb related?
for me, the split starts right at monterey and goes diagonally upward into the CA/NV border, but everything above bakersfield is just central cali
Seattle is shitting the bed and Texas might make the playoffs. What in the everliving fuck
>>15061750791.2% of people say otherwise
>>150617507>Pennsylvania>Idaho>montana
>>150617517scheduled mariners implosion is as regular as the tides
>>150617500you're on the right track I think. I personally think nc starts at slo, but central generally implies inland, kern county, fresno, etc, despite being further north than slo. I dunno. this debate is stupid.
our division clinching post on r/baseball gonna hit good
gn mariners nation i hope i don't wake up
dead genny
>gaylifornia
>>150617898based padgers
>>150617898for entertainment purposes
Finally home. Good thing I didn't watch that Padres game, was at work hahah now I enjoy some pink Himalaya lime sparkling water. So brutal that our offense is struggling against rockies.... Machado and Tatis Jr needs be hold accountable....
>>150617088I love black girl positivity.
adolis garcia is the goat
>>150613793Nobody talking about the big news of the day, that nats Karen bullying a dad into giving a home run ball back
>>150618477>Nats
Based wholesome Marlins for making things right for that dad and his kid.
>>150618017I watched the whole thing like a cuck. Should have just switched to the Chargers game earlier lol
>>150618477it's been posted about in this thread and the previous one.>>150616234
>>150618625I'll just scoreboard watch on /mlb/ and Padres discord, I'll know if we're losing with ohnono prrrrtttt posting. Vasquez is pitching today, I shan't be watching because I'm going to see Bones and Suicide boys!!
>Dodgers and Padres combined for a 2-12 record vs Twins, Diamondbacks, Pirates, Rockies and Orioles in the last weekFor all the shitflinging in these threads, it seems you all get along really well in California
>>150618563i wont be happy until that lady gets the coldplay CEO treatment
>>150618843wat
>>150617898>>150618806SoCal is not actual California, they are gay and Mexican, even gayer than San Francisco.t. norcal
>>150618806padgers have set their petty differences aside and are currently in a competition to see which team can shit the bed the hardest.
>>150618678Not sure why we still have so many hatewatchers. I thought they'd get bored by now lol
>>150618886this t b h
It's been 9 years since the Chargers moved out of San Diego and now they're on their way to win a Super Bowl in LA. Maybe the Padres need to do the same if they want to win a World Series.
>>150618897kek, it's true
kek, it's kino!
>>150618961Fuck off Fuwawa
I don't know what fuwawa is
>>150618999checked, it's kino!
>>150618999>>150619103But enough about my dick thank you
SAY MY NAME
>>150618961>now they're on their way to win a Super Bowl in LAyou said this last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that
>>150619294Bullock's Oriole
I've accepted in my heart that the Jints will win the NL West and we're going to get taken out of the playoff spot. It would be funny. I am going to one more game this year mainly because someone else had already bought the tickets for us and I wouldn't want to cancel it because we're bad now. If things somehow turn around then, good for us, but I can tell Padgers are having a race to the bottom and it will only get worse.
7 hours until pitch off
>>150619514Shut up bitch. Some of us are still drinking into the night
The darkest hours of the night on the west coast are the brightest hours of the day on the east
giants were due some hits
ohtani will probably hit 50 homeruns again this season. but he is less exciting to watch. Why?
mest are going to make the playoffs, poodres are gonna be the ones to choke, just like last year with the dbags
>>150619827He is overexposed and the fatigue is real. Especially the goofy obscure record shit, don't really care that Ohtani is the first guy to throw a 5-seam cock'n'ball and get a ground rule double in the same inning.
>>150619827garbagetani has mogged clutchtani this year
>>150620355>jizzim begging for the ball
>>150620355>We just are, okay??
>>150615562>have toMore like get toIt means the ball is in their court.
Maybe I'll go watch some banana ball at Petco today. That's gotta be more entertaining than whatever the fuck the Padres have been doing these last two weeks.
Why are there no truly dominant teams this year?
>>150620904uhhhh, but the Yankees were able to beat the Astros(a playoff team), that's gotta mean they're a seriously strong team this year!
terrible news mariners nation, we're alive to watch more baseball and there's no football to switch to when the barves deliver the coup de grace tonight
>>150620894>Staten Island FerryHawks>For the 2022 season, Whitmore batted .026 (a single in 39 at-bats), while on the mound allowed 14 earned runs in 10 1/3 innings for a 12.19 ERA>On April 18, 2023, Whitmore re-signed with Staten Island for the 2023 season.>As a pitcher, she made 13 relief outings for the club, struggling to a 9.49 ERA with 4 strikeouts across 12+1⁄3 innings pitched.>As a batter, she appeared in 25 games, going 0–for–14 with one walk. >Oakland Ballers>Whitmore played in 13 games for the Ballers, pitching 23 innings and giving up a 12.17 ERA
>>150621039she'd fit right in on the Blaze
>AUSL season ends>a month later a bunch of players announce retirementguess softball girls just weren't meant to be, FeMLB will probably go the same way when it comes out next year
>>150620785
>>150620894Sad but true
>>150616234I want to flatten that bitch.Also the dad is a pussy.
>>150616234Phillies Karen still hasn't been found
>>150620894whoa
>>150616234>why didn't dad sperg out and hit the woman on tv and get thrown out of the park and arrested
>>150619363If we continue playing like this then I hope the Jints knock us out because I'd rather not see this embarrassing performance in the playoffs. What I think will actually happen is we barely scrape by and get swept by the Doyers in the WCG lol
Now that the dust has settled.. Who was in the wrong here?
>>150619345The real ones know that the Chargers will never ever ever win a Super Bowl. Literally the Clippers of the NFL kek
How funny will be when the trash can organization from Houston misses the playoffs?
>>150616234it should be the next OP so all of /sp/ can enjoy it
>>150616381>oldshe's in her 40s at most, looks closer to 35. you are probably her age or older. she just dyes her hair white because anime
get 'em, dodger mexicans!the poodrepacos, as they call them
nu in a fu and no, don't use the fucking muncy thread
>>150622260funnier when it's the rags KEK
>>150620904injuries
>>150620894>doyerpacos stay up until 3am seething about poodresgrim
>>150620785>>150621402
>>150622084Dad took a major L bowing to a dike bitch.Also he had really faggy mannerisms.The cunt should hang tho.
>Jints going on a runWC was always the Metsineriant destiny
>>150622727beating the tardinals doesnt count as going on a run
Post above is doyer coded
>>150622727>yellow filtered AIdo not reply to muncy faggot
>>150622788if only, cards haven't been the doyers rivals since the 2000s
>>150622833Was talking about the ghibli retard post.
Dodgers #1
>>150623080#1 in what
>>150623140In gayness. Look their dances at the bases.
>>150623140worst record since Hololive knight
>>150623080Number 1 worst stadium
