>>150618112
Fuck Freo

>>150618112
Suns can't kick.

>>150619610
>>150619613
The whole team can't just post like that mate

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Umps loving being the villain tonight.

Not watching the game. Fuck you and fuck "the footy."

>Frederick

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FUCKING GREEN FUCKING MAGGOTS GONNA FIND THE LOT OF YOU DOGS

I wish I had a better mother

>>150619634
What's wrong with her?

Minor premiers South Fremantle are the first team through to the Sullivan Logistics WAFL Grand Final at Optus Stadium on September 21 after a dominant Second Semi-Final victory over East Perth.

The Bulldogs looked on from opening bounce coming off a week off in the first round of finals and were a class above the Royals in the 59-point win – 12.7 (79) to 3.2 (20) – at Fremantle Community Bank Oval on Saturday.

After a four-goals-to-one first half, Souths turned it on in the premiership quarter to put the game to bed by three-quarter time to double their advantage as recruit Trey Ruscoe ran riot on the way to a game-high five majors and ruckman Hamish Free chimed in with two third-quarter goals.

Jake Florenca was outstanding in the midfield, racking up 31 disposals to go with eight tackles and a stunning third-quarter goal on the run, with fellow on-baller Isiah Winder (30) also prolific in the engine-room.

Ruscoe was the main man up forward and Free had to the better of East Perth man mountain Scott Jones in the ruck, with his work around the ground and ability to drift forward particularly impressive.

Souths’ back six barely put a foot wrong, led by 150-gamer and skipper Chad Pearson and the ever-reliable Noah Strom.

For East Perth, Stan Wright never stopped trying on the way to a game-high 31 touches across half-back, while Liam Tedesco was the pick of the midfield brigade with 25.

The Royals get a second chance after defeating Claremont in last week's Qualifying Final in next Sunday's Preliminary Final at Sullivan Logistics Stadium.

Would've put Freo in the lead if he didn't shank that.

>>150619640
She's dead because she drunk herself to death.

>>150619640
she let me eat ice cream for breakfast

Women’s us open final tomorrow 6am should be a good un

>>150619646
Yeah, sounds like she could've done a bit better.

Where is Kath?

went to Maccas and all the staff were white and the guy handing my food I’m pretty sure was a trans man due to his voice and honestly I’m fine with it

>>150619656
At the ground.

>>150619659
That shit gon be cash

>>150619652
I rarely watch tennis but when I do I like it

>>150619659
you wont know if you got AIDS until its too late

is african pussy any good?

>>150619652
>women's

Theme coaches are so cringe, I would not buy into that shit, especially if it was American slop

>>150619673
Heard it smells

antagonised some attractive roasties today

>>150619673
yes and they crave white cock, enjoy pleasing men as much as Latina women.
t. visited Trinidad and Tobago

>>150619673
i watched amira west videos and thought fuck wouldnt mind trying a midnight bitch

>>150619687
weird thing is I know a trinny chick and she's a huge landwhale and a cunt. not a larp

SHALL be consuming one more beer
SHALL be stopping after that
SHAN'T be opening that Bundy bottle

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>>150619673
You need a big penis to be able to stay inside while they do their moves. Average length in African countries is 7 inches so you need to be at least that long.

>>150619673
Can confirm
Easiest girl ive been able to make cum was African. Great fun

>>150619697
nobody likes a quitter mate

>>150619696
guess it's down to the individual too but black girls love white dick in my experience. dunno if still accurate but way back I saw a chart that said white male black female marriages last the longest on average

>>150619686
Based, they deserved it

>>150619697
But the night is young brother

have had 14 standards today and I feel optimal
here's to 14 more

hoping whoever gets up tonight goes on and wins it all
t. not even seething New South Welshman

Something really soulless about games in Western Australia.

>>150619687
It's not so much the white cock, but rather the white man. African men sometimes like a bit more texture so shove sand up the woman's vagina before going ham. The white man, even treating her like shit, treats her better than her fellow natives.

test

>>150619706
>he didn't check trivago
every woman is a cunt except ya mum

>>150619699
Those are all self-reported, retard. There are no clinical studies from Africa. Would you trust an African to tell you the truth on anything? Or even measure something correctly? I wouldn't.

whenever I see an attractive roastie who looks like nobody has ever been mean to her I make it my mission to be the first

go fred

>>150619719
Unironically agreed, not sure what though

>>150619719
dont follow either team but the crowds going off and its good footy fuck up cunt

How do I get a gf?
>36
>own 2 properties + gold + bitcoin
>$180k a year
>6'2 gym fit

Just admit it, black guys have big balls and big cocks, everyone knows that you faggot

>>150619706
>dunno if still accurate but way back I saw a chart that said white male black female marriages last the longest on average
Makes sense. The black girl will presumably be quite good if a white guy is willing to marry her. And the black girl will put up with some extra shit if it means keeping her white husband as she's unlikely to get another as she'd be a 'black single mother'.

>>150619742
they just look bigger because black has a bigger contrasting effect

If I had a dollar for every time I gave a shit
I'd be broke
because I don't give a shit

random stat brag but ok bro

I don't care if I go blind
I don't need to see the price tag anyway

>>150619741
>36
Respawn as all the good ones have been taken. Better luck next time.

>>150619742
They literally don't if you look at clinical studies. That myth must be so damaging to the pysche of the 97% of blacks that don't have big cocks It's basically all they're expected to have that's of value due to jewish media and the reality is most don't have it.

the truth is cock size doesn't matter because by the time she sees it, it's too late

>>150619765
Fuck off

>>150619741
>small dick
>uggo as fuck
that kinda sucks man

>>150619765
There are certain African countries where they are legitimately big, but yeah...
Porn is enough to mindfuck most young lads, let alone having to deal with the big black cock label/expectation.

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>finals footy is on
>/afl/ is talking about black dicks

I never stood a chance

>>150619777
not true, I knew a guy who had a cock so big women actually turned him down out of fear

>>150619778
>NOOOOO LET ME HAVE MY BBC MYTH

>>150619782
>There are certain African countries where they are legitimately big
Which ones?

>>150619782
>all porn is owned by jews
I hate to say it but its classic pilpul

>>150619793
let's just say that isn't an issue for me

Non white women definitely like white men

Ive been with women from every continent except North America and Antarctica
>tfw my favourite fuck was a Polynesian girl with massive tits who was fuck as fuck

>>150619784
This is actually a pretty apt summation of the terrible state of the game. Horrid season.

You can be short fat ugly and have a small dick and still get girls, I mean the average man is short fat ugly and small dicked and has a gf or wife

>>150619789
based toilet bowl tomorrow

neither of my parents woudl have bred in a post 2010 world

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>>150619800
It virtually is. Overwhelmingly jewish industry.

>>150619806
>he's never fucked a walrus or king penguin
You havent lived anon

>>150619777
Too big or too small can kill things dead.
>>>/gif/29413582

>>150619819
Probably not. Pretty sure my dad impregnated the first chick he dated and then got locked into family and fatherhood which probably contributed to his mid life crisis where he completely changed.

Have had many opportunities to pull but never have

>>150619828
have fun with that rabbit hole anon
>joins natsoc

i love pussy

REID GOD

I've never had a single opportunity to pull, I've been a shut in my whole life

That was a fair body spoil.

>>150619619
H E A V E
O

>>150619848
Are you suggesting porn being a jewish-dominated industry is some kind of secret?

>>150619828
football?

>>150619839
my dad is a turbo simp. model train tier autist who has never said no to a woman. and my mum is a psychotic anorexic bpd daddy issues girl who was bailed out by society constantly.

in today's age they'd be worlds apart. But in the early 90s they were all they could find

>>150619772
>>150619812
lmao

the kicking in danger umpire signal is funny

umpiring has been fucking atrocious across every game this finals series

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>>150619795
Thought I saw one of these that had Sudan as around a 7inch average. Might've been older information.

>>150619863
Quit with the antisemitism

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIGGED
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

Ive actually got a fetish for brown women
IF i won the lotto id get myself the hottest brown fuckpiece I could find
But living the middle class wagie life ive gotta put up with my white girlfriend (who i also love dearly)

>>150619881
who tyook these msasurements your mum KWEK

My life sucks

Holy shit Freo's black guy is stupid.
>Miss from 5m out
>Play on when surrounded by 5 opposition

making my mum sad is the only thing tethering me to this life

FREDERICK YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>150619855
That is maybe better than having had an Italian grab your hand and start deepthroating the fingers while making eye contact & still fumbling

>>150619880
>>150619642
>>150619605
yepyepyep
thought the same fellas ngl

>It's like a coffee cart
>You get 4 and then the 5th one for free
Kek based Dwayno

>>150619881
>Australia - 14.46 (5.69)
Importing all those Indians and Chinese is great for the ego.

>>150619887
We're getting a divorce arsehole

these umpires have no concept of finals or finals pressure, absolute nowhere cunts

YEWWWWWWWWWW

that was an Asian goal right there
very nice

>>150619881
>canada
what the FUCK are those hosers feeding their sons
maybe we should eat moose and take up hockey

>>150619911
We should hold training camps in nippon.

>>150618112
>Who cares?
No one - all that matters is with how and how the players like to have sex.
Fuck the afl.

If you asked God to sculpt the perfect field hand, Frederick would be pretty close.

>>150619881
Those are omitted from many data compilations because they're self reported studies which means the information is worthless.

wogged

*be's cracked*

fucking get Dudley off and bring Fyfe on

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the vibe this thread has right now

>>150619881
nobody is going around measuring cocks

>>150619945
why so fyfe can miss a whole bunch of clutch goals lol

>>150619941
you said you wouldn't mate

You are a sex haver correct?

So every afl club has a token sudo now
Is this mandated by the govt?

>>150619881
>Australia used to be near the top
>Now near the bottom
Indians and their effect on this country are fucked

>>150619935
cope, pinny.

>Treacy and Amiss both rubber chesting marks
>Bolton useless
it's fucking over

question lads
is the dick measured flaccid or erect?

>>150619962
Yes mate

>>150619950
Very low rep. Those must have been some shocking 6 posts

>>150619634
Wish I didn’t have an autistic son

T. Mumza

>>150619953
There are. Though I have to think every single researcher working on such studies has to have at some point had a moment of self-reflection where they wondered how all their hours of study and thousands of dollars spent on education lead them to being there at that moment as they measured the 74th dick that day.

BAILEY!!!!!!!!

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>>150619962
>smashed my gf 3 times today before dropping her home so I can watch Fred shit the bed

umpire 27 has the best centre bounce in the comp fr fr no cap bussin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M

freo theme

>>150619977
Flaccid but include the circumference of the scrotum

Suns midfield is dominant, bring on a big body Fyfe he's needed in close

>>150619887
Honest question for the successful lads.
How would it go over asking a girl to use some body paint to pretend to be another ethnicity? Just to scratch those fetish itches and spice things up.

this game has no soul, very boring

>well below average flaccid length
>well above average erect length
am I a freak lads

Fremantle football club is squirting out of my arse as I type.

>>150620003
>he needs to ask

>Langtrees whores trembling
>Ada Rose whores trembling
they gonna cop a flogging tonight if Freo lose

I wonder who is winning the footy ball match

>>150620003
Yeah most are into extreme race play don’t even have to ask

>>150620012
that's normal

>>150620012
Grower not not a shower
Welcome to the club

>>150620012
Post numbers if you want an actual answer.

those metal gates around optus field are so fucking unaesthetic

>>150620036
about 5cm flaccid and 18cm erect

>>150619977
Obviously it’s the average flaccid length

>>150620040
the ugliest thing in a stadium is having literal barbed wire fences surrounding the ground

I have 16 cm length with 15cm girth

half the girls I've been with I couldn't fit inside

That's one of Geelong's secrets, they only recruit players with big cocks, everything else can be taught.

>>150620012
nah you're like me, a grower not a shower. dick looks like a shrived grape flaccid but have had many compliments once I get hard

>>150619977
Erect and bone pressed is the only way to do it. It removes the variable of body fat and measures the actual length.

fremantle, more like fredismantle amiright>?

Reminder to NOT be ashamed of your aristocratic micropenis. Large cocks are savage and barbaric.

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>>150620068

>>150620040
donno why cunts don't hang flags and banners on them

looked good when the soccer poms came to perth and hanged their leeds and manchester united flags all over them

>>150620054
They future proofed for future gladiatorial death sports and mock sea battles.
I think its well planned

For me? Knob like a football. Bulge in the middle and narrow at both ends.

large dicks are antisemitic

>>150620077
so people can see through them and watch the game probably an afl enforced thing

>Iggs
>1-22

>Fremantle
>Lost a home final to Suns to get kicked out of finals
Is WA really a football state?

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KEK

>>150620084
>tranny xista got a sew-on
good for you

Kath is looking a little slim fella's think she needs to start eating a hit the gym

Do you blokes think Brisbane are still a chance for the flag?

>>150620112
no. Cats or Pies

>tfw dogs probably would be up by 10 goals against the suns right now

This bloke keeps making me click! Just bruised the my knees from slapping myself laughing.

I am a pathetic wretched specimen of a human being

>Pies

>>150620136
you're more beast than man if we're being honest

have to credit the snus really thought they would shit the bed under FiNaLs FoOtY pReSsUrE

>>150620108
she goes for jogs at Port Beach, I've seen here there a few times in her black BMW SUV

normal well adjusted functioning people are like aliens to me. In their presence I feel like I just landed on a different planet. I study them to decipher their ways. But can never crack the code

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Is it time?

>>150620136
Crisp Justin Longmuir.

>>150619959
:(

>>150620147
he who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Cats/Suns gf

>>150620147
beast is me on a good day. Otherwise I'm like a worm or a dying animal

>>150620112
they have no talls left besides wilmott

>>150620168
>>150620117
>>150620095
>>150620023
Why is this bot posting pictures for ants?

Gonna need Freo to lift here and farken win

>>150620170
Is Cats/Suns gf related to hs gf?

but you also cannot become a true man unless you have embraced your beastly nature

>Surfer lost a number of his limbs
That makes it sound like it wasn't just legs or just arms (singe bite). Shark went back for a second/third go.

>>150620154
jogging =/= gym but yeah she's too thin

>>150620040
The craypot is peak aesthetic, thank you.

>>150620092
Nah, more of a rugby state 2bh.

>Sloptus Oval

been having a lot of violent impulses lately

>>150620174
talls are worthless in finals tho

>>150620112
No. It'll be a Brisbane vs. Suns final next week, so no home ground. Suns win.
Suns will beat Collingwood.

They're going to win it all.

>>150620092
guess it's not better gib academies

>>150620197
makes sense because Fred's smalls have been fucking useless too

so many players just fucking throw it and drop it and the scumps call play on
geelong have almost mastered the drop the ball when tackled strategy
fucking horseshit

>cornes has to stand up at the footy desk
so he's a midget
less chad and more cornes

Anyone else reckon its hot to watch a woman take a piss?

chol gets the girls

>>150620204
you realise this only works once

Lachie Neale strained ACL as well as calf injury

Kek

>>150620205
the drops are the worse pick it up play on get tackled just drop it in the motion of being tackled called play on

>>150620229
Hipwood has a partial ACL and a calf. Neale has only a calf.

>>150620229
Brisbane deserve another Academy top 10 pick after this

>>150620225
Fuck yes. I'm a huge piss fiend.
Absolutely love it.

I did used to have a fuck buddy whod piss on me but she she got a gf (she was bi) and stopped seeing me which sucked.
But its my biggest fetish by far

>>150620227
>be chol
>......
>
>
no jealously whatsoever

can't wait until every club is mandated to have a sudo coach. screencap this post

>>150620256
Seek Christ

who wanking they dick off

>>150620229
Suns were almost eye-ing a minor prem there for a while. I thought they had a bit of potential to upset things here.
That midfield is one of the most underrated there is and it's a pity people think it's just AFL coddling them as their baby (which probably also happens a bit) when really they were starting to build something big time last year and I called it in these threads.

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i just don't have a reason to be alive

every afl player wag will one day have a mandatory sudo boy toy to keep their ass warm while their husband is out playing footy at the G

>>150620247
Ah I misheard

>>150620263
The moon is full; my wine is red;
Bacchus is whispering in my head.
I'll have a sloppy wank tonight,
And give poor Phoebe quite the fright.

>>150620270
Destroying one of those seems like a good enough reason.

>>150620264
This
All the faggots will piss on them this year, but they spent a huge chunk of the season in the top 4

Theres a silly billy in this thread posting some very silly things

>>150620261
Clearly you've never had a woman piss in your mouth

>>150620272
they probably don't use linux

>>150620270
Bingeeat with me and be the person others stare at in disbelief that we exist

>>150620225
fan of those hidden camera in the loo videos

fuck the gold coast;
when is the central coast getting an AFL team?

>>150620281
Just opened a 12 year aged margaret river shiraz.
Holy fuck this stuff is good

>>150620286
I just hate how much they're getting coddled. It's making them look less impressive than they are and it's probably affecting their own team mentally.

>>150620225
Prefer pooing desu

Ever since I've been in the MCC I've always looked down at the scum in the Ponsford stand. T

Oh fuck freo kicked a goal

GAMMON FRED
KICK SUM FAKKIN GOALS

freo wins it from here

>>150620299
I went to a few GC games this year. They are the real deal. I get a lel watching the opponent fans walk out shocked

>browsing this thread
>think "when did /r9k/ become a blue board?"

>>150620312
>blue
Tomorrow.

>>150620312
Crisp freshy

>shark celebration the day a man was killed by a shark
a bit bold

this is a vintage Freo performance you are watching young bluds. Absolute lay down and die shit.

every surfer knows what they are signing up for, the contract says that any day on the waves may be your last.

Honestly surprised suns are dominating them like this

>>150620343
unlike police who lose their shit when they're shot while carrying firearms

Frederick shitting the bed.

bring fucking Fyfe on, the mids need a bigger body to contest in tight I don't care who you take off fucking Dudley anyone get HIM ON

Watching multiple afl games in a day makes me lose interest real quick. Can watch tennis forever tho

>>150620339
How do they poo without peeing?

>>150620360
If you lost interest watching finals you're a certified numbskull

>>150620372
Spend more time reading the thread than watching the game. So at best end up only casually watching it.

>>150620335
That's our Fred

Did that other sun bloke just wipe blood off of rowell’s face?

>>150620357
more like heckled at
never seen a softer police force in the world compared to here

why doesn't rowell just wipe the blood on an opposition player's jumper?

>>150620384
ask bucks why that might be a bad idea

>>150620377
Crisp me

>>150620372
This game is just much less interesting than the previous sorry

>>150620377
>reading the thread than watching the game
>aka certified numbskull

>>150620384
>jumper
shorts better. then you can banter him say he got his period and needs to go off

>>150620339
i am once again reminded of how disgusting the human body is. i wish i was a robot

>9.10
pretty easy to see Suns are getting forward and having way more shots at goal easier but stifling Fred the other way. Fucking typical Fred.

Looking forward to the boos overwhelming the 2 cheers when the suns win.

>>150620403
half of them will fuck off and walk to the casino before it's over, I know I would.

>>150620403
stadium will be 3/4 empty if the suns are 20+ up with 5 to go

Flopping seems to be the best move in the finals. Super effective.

>shattrick loss

nice kick fuckwit

grateful for the free kick but that was fucking weak. Umpires are fucking atrocious

i've seen hours of footage of this fyfe guy over the years but don't remember seeing him play

Adelaide were blaming Port for losing to the Suns, as if the Suns won then Crows would get a free win against them.
Turns out Port did them a huge solid to stop them getting embarrassed.

bring on Fyfe for his lap of sadness for the loser club

>>150620434
Unironically don’t remember when he was good. How did he win two brownlows?

>>150620434
I’ve only been paying attention to the game during the time he became washed

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who thought it would be a good a idea to put these two shitters with small fan bases in a prime time slot?

Lads, Twin Towers just posted

I don't know why I'm even alive
my existence is an enigma

>>150620458
Needed to be the evening game so things would work out broadcast wise since Western Australia is 2 hours behind.

>>150620413
iggs best and fairest is on tonight at crown
>whole mob of pissed and fucked off fred cunts storm the ballroom and wreak havoc
wouldn't it be nice.mp3

fremantle are clowns

they exist for amusement

>>150620452
he won it in 2015 and 2019 I don't remember him being good after 2016 and he couldn't kick straight in the 2013 grand final. Weird

>>150620481
kek what a night to hold it the sports bar would be seething right now.

>>150620478
quite odd desu if you think about it

Wonder at what point in life a Fremantle supporter realises that they will NEVER win a flag.

the fremantle doctor just got in

he said the dockers are on life support