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clippers cheated just to peak at the WCF and lose to DEVIN BOOKER AND CHRIS PAUL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
finally. a decent edition. all of /nba/ is now healing
When I retire from the league I'm going to transition and be the woman I truly am inside..
>>150618602the most embarrassing thing is the 2022 pick became Jalen Williams, the 2021 pick became Tre Mann who was flipped for Alex Caruso. what was Balmer/West thinking?
>>150618664the clippers and nets tried to buy championships, them losing to the bucks and suns saved nba by killing the superteam era and ushering in the homegrown superstars + elite role player core that the bucks, warriors, nuggets, celtics and thunder used.
>>150618687nets and clippers probably make the finals if it weren't for injuries and KDs large foot
>>150618696Joe Ingles and Giannis did the needful that saved our timeline
mods banned the bawb corps biggest hitters (lectivus and bulgaria) theyve been weak since, weak ass bawbuassie is pathetic
>clippers will be shit and Presti will get even more lottery picksHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>150618602Good op. thank fucking god
>>150618720I wonder what they did, takes a lot to get perma banned site wide aside from chris paul
>>150618664the gas station clerk looks kinda like this girl here, kinda cute and nice. would ask for the number but im not built like that
This roster actually looks pretty nice tho ngl
>>150618602the fact West knows ball so damn well and Ballmer is such a faggot, how does this even happen? Wests knowledge should have overpowered such dumbassery.
>>150618778it doesn't, but i will definitely be watching some Laker games to see how this mess plays out.
>>150618943West knew SGA was gonna be an All-star caliber player, but you take that deal everytime if it means Kawhi is also coming.
>>150618953Contract year ayton will be on demon time for that bag
>>150618984if I still played 2k, I would most certainly put a PF on that team for funsies. shame that I dislike the series so much anymore.
>>150618943You would have done the same thing in 2019, especially if your boss is telling you do so
>>150618720I think somebody had proof Bulgaria had moved to Russia and might have been conscripted, not sure what happened to Ireland and weapschizo
>>150618778This is one of those rosters where 2/3rds of the players become scapegoats after the fans talk themselves into thinking they’re going to do something
>>150618769I feel you anon. So many cute girls out there...fuck
>This is one of those rosters where 2/3rds of the players become scapegoats after the fans talk themselves into thinking they’re going to do something
>>150618778Lakers fans already given up on Knecht?
This guy was getting KD comparisons in high school
>>150621555Multiple draft experts said Bates would have been the No. 1 overall pick in the 2020 NBA Draft had he been eligible.
>>150618724>Clippers lose x number of firsts due to salary cap violations.>NBA uses it as an opportunity to fuck okc again.
>>150618778If the top row is their starting lineup Luka is the best defender
>>150621555He never improved after his dad opened a school whose whole plan was to feed him all the shots. Then it was found out he had trex arms (like 3 inches shorter than his height), was slow as shit and nobody wanted him. He hitched himself to Jalen duren aau team and then Memphis hoping for easy ride but nope.
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>>150623767I hate Weebs
>>150623767>Nah I'd wint. Starbucks girl
AVRA
>>150624730I cannot understand how that person in the left is as popular as he is.
>>150618778fuck you GAYBE
>>150624806I wish I knew how to do something like that with my life cause it doesn’t seem like he does too much
>>150624868Just be loud and go at everything with 110% energy. It's not that hard.
>>150624896KWAB
LeBron is the greatest to ever play
>>150625222With diddys balls...
>>150625222with vast amounts of PEDs.
So when Ballmer is forced to sell the Clippers, where do the Clippers go? Ballmer still owns the new stadium. Do they still play there or do they have to move back into Big Brother Laker's house?
>>150626897banished to the tmobile arena
Oof, i was late, but glad that someone created the right edition. Pistol pete guy can go suck his own dick!
>>150626897Ballmer will never be forced to sell, he has been too good of an owner otherwise plus he's rich. They will take their first round picks.
>>150625239>>150625408>>150625534Look at what LeBron can do
>>150627086>too good of an owner>cheated to get worse results than Sterling>has no picks left to takeTaking the picks is just punishing the fans anyways
>>150627143He truly is the second best player in NBA history.
>>150627293Who is greater than LeBron?
>>150627447
>>150627447Every player in the history of the league who did not use PEDs.
>>150627580Me leaving my workplace thats falling into chaos but my hours are up and its not my problem
>>150627447Manu Ginobili
Porzingis aids is cured btw
>>150627580Public intoxication is illegal
>>150626897Las Vegas and LeDiddy will be their Jerruh Jonez
you now remember that Sterling wasn't actually forced to sell the clippers and that the league doesn't really have the power to enforce that
>>150628607I cant believe dj betrayed his boys like that
>>150628607Doc is a champion mate.
>>150627447Dr JMJkareemcurry
>>150618778Gabe needs to go. Impossible to win with this guy.
Uh vorpbros...we are trailing 10 points to a tier 4 team
>>150628607>picj crossover doesn't need a chip. and yes this is cope but i don't care
Meal.
google's woke ai roasting this nigga
>>150618687The Lakers in 2020 did it first. Two superstars and elite role players. Rondo, Caruso, KCP and Dwight were the real MVPs of that team
>>150618730What do you mean? He was a no life spammer who would just non stop argue and shit up the threads. Mods did him a favor if anything. Get out and do something with your life
Just here to talk about my goat currdawg
>>150627187Clippers fans deserve punishment. How do you decide to be a fan of a team with the most immoral owners in sports
>>150630561Google's AI recognizes LeMickey's pp as being smol.
Meal anon has top 1% genetics and chooses to eat complete shit and does nothing with his life.
>>150630747i forgot that happened but you planted it right back in my head
>>150630886No, meal anon is just in his mid 20s or younger and can still get away with this shit.
>>150631060Im late 30s and can keep away with eating straight up slop for days. Im in decent shape and dont do drugs/alcohol. Im convinced this whole "all bodys decline after 30" thing is just cope for people who dont take care for themselves. A guy in my neighbourhood was doing garden work and living independently until he was 94. NINETY FOUR
>>150631565It's definitely overstated but everyone who eats slop every day and feels "fine" would feel like a million bucks if they ate good food.
>>150631858He wasnt a homo if thats what youre implying
>>150631938how can you be so sure?
you fucking italians live forever because carbs (pasta) and fish are the secrets to longevity. it's the same reason japs live forever. all they eat is rice and fish
Meal~Lose some weight, so I decided to reward myself with some pizzas (Ate most of them yesterday)
>>150631990I’m 32 and live by myself, never had a gf. I’m not a homo
>>150632087Is studying physics fun?
>>150631990He was married to a woman (rip both)>>150632086I think the italian diet thing is overstated. Its pretty good but theres nothing preventing any 1st worlder from eating healthy. You can get vegetables and whole grain carbs anywhere. Most people here also nowadays eat slop and smoke like crazy
>>150632190Oh yeah, the only subjects i love are psychology and physics
>>150632235I thought yall just protest on the streets all day
>>150632087
>>150632182stay strong, brother. wagmi, possibly >>150632235oh. i rescind my baseless accusation
>>150632235Lots of Americans have the mealanon mindset and think fruits and veggies are “rabbit food”
>>150632235>Its pretty good but theres nothing preventing any 1st worlder from eating healthy.Oh no, of course not. But culturally, you guys eat a ton of that stuff without even thinking about it. Your default diet is healthy. Over in here in America, our default is shit and you have to deviate form the norm to eat well. Which again, is easy and cheap. But most people don't do it simply because they just eat what's in front of them (McDonalds)
>>150632087this is literally some shit Goofy himself would eatthere might even be a scene from his movie where he ate that
>>150624928This is actually the answer. Use your brain of course. Don’t mean screaming. Enthusiasm, energy, etc. It’s all an act anyways. I do the same thing. I’ll go to a coffee shop with some good look girls, bring som pep in there and have great time. Once I leave said coffee shop then it’s right back to my shit life.
For me, it's LePoopy
>>150632788but LeMickey never pooped himself
>>150618654Temetrius...>>150633027It's probably happened to multiple players that we don't know about because they were wearing dark-colored shorts at the time
jokic is about to lose to finland wtffff
ITS FUCKING OVERSERBIA CHOKEDTURKEY GERMANY FINAL
>>150633854>>150634014>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, WHERE ARE YOU AARON?????
>>150634014>>150633854Well well well
vasilje micic must be banned from ever playing basketball again. doesnt matter if its nba euroleague or some court where crackheads sleep at night. this man is an actual bball TERRORISTA
PESICMICICGUDURICHAHAHAHAHAHABAN THESE DUDES FROM BASKETBALLIM NOT EVEN SERB LMAOOOO
>Haliburton when asked about the kawhi no show job situation: "I don't know but tell them to find me too!"
>>150632182shits hard. I am 29 and make 75k a year but live with my parents because rent is so fucked here that I would lose over 70% of my gross income to rent and taxes if I lived alone
>>150635383Where do you live?
>>150633027He did in the 2011 NBA Finals
So, uh, fellow BAWBs, who's our guy now that Jokic has failed the fraud check?
>>150633854>>150634014Can't beat a god.
>>150635890Lauri "Tonibler" Markkanen
Lauri needs to play on a real team. A floor stretching big of bis caliber is wasted on the fucking taking Jazz
>>150635890I hope he has a micropenis
>>150635857we still got luka, lauri, wagner and our emergency cracker sengun...
>>150635857BAWBic lost to a BAWB so it changes nothing.
>>150636020probably. no man has it ALL in life. theres always 1 failure
>>150636014Ainge holding him hostage
>>150636014He has never even been in a playoff series. It's a fucking shame.
>>150635963Hail Tony
>>150636014He's not even the best white 7-footer on the Jazz
Saw this on an inspirational page. This is retarded to anyone who knows anything about basketball. The trophy is quite literally earned on the court in front of all the fans.
>>1506360848 years in the league collecting paychecks..
>>150636014I think his contract killed any chance of a trade unless he gets back to level he was at 2 years ago
>>150636207Maybe they are referencing the 2020 finals
Meal for the past 5 months. Imagine the smell
>>150636435good one
>>150636207they talmbout practice, mane...
>>150635703don't chalk that inspirational victory up to LeDogshit pooping himselfthat nigga got nuked. shitted drawers or not, miami was losing that series
>>150637037The best player in that series wasnt even on the mavs it was flash
>>150636435>>150636718>you now remember the virtual fans during the NBA finalsthat shit was fucking creepy, brehs, even back then. remembering it is even worse
It seems like people don’t give enough shit on bronnypoo for shitting the 2007 finals. Even though the spurs were letting him shoot like he was the kid who was picked last
When's the last time you actually attended an NBA game in person? How much were the tickets?
>>150637099>flasha thousand disrespectful jokes fly through my head when i think of wadewhat a funny ass dude
>>150637308the closest ive gotten to an NBA game is walking near the rose garden a few times on my way somewhere else
>>150637266Bron bron tried his best...
>>150637266He played a dynasty Spurs at just 22 years old with no active all star help and injured teammates. The fact he got there at all is what makes him the GOAT due to his immense potential to make the Finals on his own. Jordan was 1-9 in the first round at 24, comparatively.
>>150636357He's playing at that level right now. He just quit these season for the Jazz since they told him to stop messing up the tank.
>>150635493Not the leaf who wrote that post but what he's describing is definitely the reality of a lot of people in Toronto or Vancouver
>>150637874My parents don’t even live in a big city and their house has gone up 5x in value. It’s retarded. We are all cooked
>>150637938if you're not already making plans on living outside the US then you're fucking up
>>150637848Well if they want to get off his contract and get any assets for him then they'll have to tell him to mess up the tank again. Last season tanked his value
>>150638052>>150637938you doom and gloomers are gonna make it easy for me to buy a mansion kek
Unironically, what do you think will happen to the Clippers/Ballmer/Kawhi?
>>15063744320 years later and he still got it
>>150638141Nothing. Maybe a slap on the wrist
>>150638141Ballmer slips Silver $10 million under the table and the whole thing blows over
>>150638141Ballmar gets a slap on the wrist, Kawhi gets zero repercussion, and it gets swept under the rug
>>150638249>Ballmer gives Silver moneyKek as if they don’t have a shared bank account (the federal reserve)
>>150638141i expect a fine ballmer will eat like lunch. NBA's max fine for this is like $6mil
>>150637938Craziest fucking thing. I heard in 1980 in Toronto a guy with an electrical engineering degree was paid a salary of 25-30k straight out of school. The average house at the time was a little over 100kA guy in Ontario with an engineering degree can expect a salary of 60-70k out of school for his first job. The average house here cost over a million dollars now
>>150638249They look so fucking evil right here. God has to do something about these creatures
>>150637635They built a defensive power house for him and all he had to do was score, but he’s a giant shitter outside the rim and has no actual basketball skills
>>150638248>>150638262>>150638340Even if they go by the books, it's still a slap on the wrist.4.5 mil is like penny change for Ballmer. 1 FRP is not harsh enough. A voided contract means KL2 can Aspire to sign with another team as a UFA
Is Jokic overrated?
>>150639134Would the "greatest offensive player" ever lose to Lauri Markannen and a bunch of spurdos?
>>150639167Lauri the goat tho
>>150639115Silver should just hire me and I’ll take care of it. Balmer and every single clippers staff that has any proximity to this is banned for life from the nba. Balmer fined 1b, if he can’t or won’t pay it he has to sell the team. Leanord and uncle bad touch both banned for life and fined for the amount they got under the table. Team moved to Seattle, Los Angeles can never have a second team again. Since Seattle wasn’t involved in this, lakers fined 5 first round picks. Bet no one pulls this shit again
>>150638141nothing, ballmer is worth more than most of the other owners combined
>>150639249>lakers fined 5 first round picksWhy?
Bros...https://youtu.be/LaD1cyrlBHc?t=10m17sI've returned to Currdawg depression over this...I really think this is going to become the narrative once steph retires...like with Kobe...
>>150639134Probably but only when people say he is a top ten player or the best center ever>>150639167It's a team sport
Im a fat subhuman....
>>150638141very little. Silver has shown to be exceptionally weak about everything but gambling.
>>150639351>It's a team sportAnd Jokic had the better team. This is a guy being called the greatest floor raiser ever mind you.
>>150639370Have you been to Zasu yet. Zion? It’s my favorite restaurant in New Orleans.
>>150638141He’ll punish the 76ers and fine Ja Morant for Ballmer’s transgressions.
i hope dwights HOF introductions marks the end of shaqs random spergouts against him
BAWB WHAT HAPPEN????
>>150640217NOOOOO BAWBSSSSS WHYYYYYYY
we really needed that sengun jokic rematch in the finals for the 2026 playoffs. fucking jokic, guy had a great game but damn
>>150640295Too bad, you’re getting LeBrony vs Curry episode MMXXV
>what happenThe jeets have won, that's what happen
>>150639134jokigger is incredibly overrated at this juncture
Anybody got a Hall of fame stream?
>>150640217the horsefucker lost \o/
>>150639134as is the case with all of lebum's fathers (except curry) yes he is overrated
>>150640649https://thetvapp.to/tv/nba-tv-live-stream/
>>150640961thanks bro
This nigga melo not even taking off his glasses for his speech baka
Stay Melo
>>150641231Trashy but he probably just forgot
mid-tier speech from MeloRodman, MJ, and AI's are still the GOATs
>>150641647AI's made me emotional
>>150641673His was great. Forgot Ben Wallace's and TD's, both were also GOAT'd
Mark Ingram: “Do you know where I can apply for one of those no show jobs like Kawhi got?”Tyrese Haliburton: “Tell them to find me too!”on big noon kickoff, tyrese really went to iowa state
>>150641999qt middies
>>150641999Is it weird vj reminds me of paul george