justin herbert, greg roman and teair tart stunt on the queefties in brazilquinshon judkins finally signs with the browns
My Commies
>>150622042Ouch
Dak hates his receivers
say the line. statmutt!!
btw another site with compact OPable headlines is dead. they say it'll come back under new ownership, but there has been no movement for 3 weeks. has anyone found a replacement?
>>150622088There was nothing wrong with that Blankenship hit at the start. It was crazy that they flagged that.
So apparently Caleb might be having such a hard time in Chicago because he's dyslexic.
patrick mahomes is a queer and cursed his team by showing his bare ass feet on national television
>>150622088Bunch of soft ass R E F S in this league
>>150622060Haha!
>>150622122reminder that it's never Caleb's fault
>>150622122Yeah fucking right. That article about him being a lazy retard just came out and it’s damage control. Every retard on earth claims dyslexia btw. At this point it just means illiterate
>>150622088>>150622112That is unironically NECESSARY roughness. That amount of roughness was necessary to break up the pass. It would've been unnecessary had the ball been deflected before it got to the receiver and he still got hit like that.
Drake bros, why did they disrespect us?
The Chiefs would have won if they had a real QB like Dak. This Mahomo bum has got to go.
>>150622171this reads like a genny shitpost
>>150622122What does that have to do with anything?
I didn't watch the game last night, can you give me a rundown?
>YO, Wat dis button do senpai
>>150622171i'll never understand the herbert and maye pre-draft hate trains. two of the most effortless natural throwers of the ball i've ever seen at the college level, and it's not like they had richardson or even allen-tier accuracy issues either, not even close
>>150622273I think we all know why. They are purebreed White Chads. Aka evil
>>150622258Refs didnt help the chiefs so they lost
>>150622171Maye isn't terrible but he's not good. He might be at some point but he only got hype last year because his team was ass and he wasn't a complete disaster, and the media wanted more than one rookie QB to be considered exciting and good.
>>150622258>Chiefs offense started terribly>Chargers offense and defense started great>Chiefs surge mid game>Chargers started chorging>Chargers pull it off in the end by being aggressive not passiveAlso Worthy ran into Kelce on a crossing route on like the 3rd play of the game and got heemed.
>swifties dont know ba-
>>150622388>he's not goodI'm not a Drake guy but when he's been good he's been far better than Gayle.Drake has a great future
>pimp slaps faggot kelce>swats airballs, killing 3 kweef drivesTart is beyond based
where are the mahomes stats?
>>150622439Here
>>150622093Try chatgpt
>>150622454thanks
>pedo bitchknees hasn't been here for 24 hours>catalog filled with old generals Fucking kek where is that plonked bitch he has a job to do (for $0.00)
I want to believe in Justin. Please, don't let me down this year
Now that the statmutt has been eternally btfo, what other tripcuck/spee attention whore faggot is going to get permaKWAB'd in the coming weeks?
>>150622273justin herbert just has a loser look to himthe squinty eyes, the acne scars. you can't take him seriously
Bro what was that retarded ass Chargers running back thinking when he ran out of bounds in the second quarter?
>>150622481Fuck off
>>150622572thanking women for interviewing him and getting him water, standing on the sidelines staring off into the abyss by himself. poofs just suck now that team is done
My team is undefeated. Can Queefs and Cowgirls fans say the same?
Why do players keep saying they can't feed their families with hundreds of millions of dollars?
>>150622580Anon, you don't understand. They REALLY wanted to Chorger this
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing your Superbowl LIX winners!WE DEM BOYS!Our victory is inevitable. This star always shines brightest in the end!
>>150622504They are winning the AFC West. Chiefs will not even make the playoffs. Might be an Eagles v Chargers Super Bowl.
Herbert still holds the ball too long and someone with a pass rush will trounce him
>>150622625>Eagles
>shiggles fans and webm spammer think that a ref coddled chargers team barely scraping by the chiefs in brazil counts as a legitimate winLMAO
i see retards are already celebrating our demise
Still on pace
>>150622693>Chiefs fans saying losses don’t countWe should be used to it by now, really.
>>150622615This soft ass nigga is so old and sleepy that he plays as a rotational piece now but still thinks he deserves top of market moneyWhack, just whack
Chiefs will wind up going to the super bowl again this season, winning it. All of you just need to make peace with that
imagine watching your team losing their debut game in Brazilcouldn't be me
>>150622585>n-nooo you can't ask the ai to generate the list for you and then post it, you must wait til someone else asks the ai to generate the list and post it themselves so you can copy itLmao
>>150622721BASED
Winners:I thought Justin Herbert looked amazing at this point I think his floor is Franchise Quarterback and his ceiling is undetermined. Joe Alt looked amazing, he and Mekhi Becton could be a dangerous duo this year. Jalen Hurts looked great, he continues to do what he does best: win. The Eagle’s defense all in all looked great considering their best player will actually be back next week unlike their opponents’, and the only real issue they have seems to be who’s going to replace Adoree Jackson. Losers:The cowboy’s offensive season rested on their impressive WR duo and franchise QB carrying them and they were dropping a lot of important catches. It doesn’t look reliable. Dante Fowler looked horrible, he got beat a lot. Kelce and Mahomes both looked tired and slow, just like they did in the Owl. Mahomes constantly has these dark curl clues under his eyes lately and looks depressed. It’s odd.
>>150622171Really annoyed with Ryan Poles' arrogance when he hasn't won shit
>>150622693Eagles fans really dont care lol. The biggest takeaway is that Worthy might not play and the Chiefs look shakey on both offense and defense. The Chiefs offense looks the same as last year but idk what happened to the defense.
Is it just me or did Chris Jones looked like shit last night
>>150622273herbert just had a lot of really bad performances on national TV in college and that swung a lot of opinions against him (wrongly)
>>150622042While tay tay write a song about that chargers defender now?
>>150622806>t. Tranquill
Geno Smith will lead the raider to the Super Bowl believe it
is he right?
>>150622900Cursed franchise
>this is a 10/10 in kansasoof
I’ve visited a bunch of cities across the US, I’ve even been to Brasil. I will say, Philadelphia is probably the biggest dump I’ve been to. What’s weird is that they’re proud of that fact.
>>150622879It was nice to see the White Man call out Jones last night
>>150622940Isn’t it Detroit ?
>>150622148> Women refs> Bitch ass callsCoincidence???
>>150622879Chris jones was in the wrongHe acts like he owns the chiefs
>>150622933>kansasFucking zoomers
>>150622956These days it’s probably Chicago if we’re being real tbf
>>150622963No, pussy ass calls predate the emergence of girl refs
>>150622901uh, nothe queefs were playing the quick passing game for the majority of the nightstatmutt was even bragging on how this was the quickest mahomes was getting rid of the ballthey adjusted immediately to losing worthy and still lost and of course they cry refball oblivious to the last couple of seasons for them
>3rd and 14 with 2:14 to go>1st down wins the game>Kurt Warner insists the Chargers have to hand it off and punt it back to Mahomes giving him 2:00 to drive for a winning TDWhy are NFL announcers so bitch made?
>>1506227841. We played in Brazil2. Beating a team 7 out of 8 times you're bound to lose eventually. Can't win them all.3. Chiefs were in it until that final drive, something that were fucking known for and teams are agraid of us because of it.4. We did win a sb after lose to the lions in wk15. Few less penalties and a couple more 1st down conversions and its our game. Those are easy adjustments.tl,dr don't count us out yet
How did Herbert win without his starting LT and LG? I've been told it's literally impossible for QBs to win without them
Mahomes really lost to Tyson Bagent and Justin Herbert back to back?? SHEEEEEEEEEESH bro lost his aura fr
>losing to chudgersHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150623004>the queefs were playing the quick passing game for the majority of the nightThe Queefs have played like this almost every week since 2023 (and started to dial back the deep shots in 2021-2022 already)It's not really a secret anymore that Mahomes lost his deep ball a while ago and their downfield attack is only dangerous when they get wide open targets on scramble drills
>>150622956probably, it’s just bizzare to me that entire population could be okay with their city falling apart as long as the Eagles and Phillies continue to win games. Their are literal camps of homeless people next to lincoln field but no one seems to give a shit
Seriouslt whats wrong with Jawaan Taylor?
>>150622625The Eagles aren't making the playoffs.
>>150623026I noticed thatwhat a little cuckI figured they just wanted the Chiefs to win with how much they had Mahomes' cock down their throats almost as bad as Collinsworth does>they should really just hand the ball off here (despite the RBs getting stuffed since the half)>omg Herbert is throwing the ball>omg Herbert is going to throw AGAIN :(>oopsies third down they should REALLY give the ball to the Chiefs here even though Mahomes already managed to go down the field effortlessly in less than a minute :)
>>150623120the jags not wanting to keep him despite picking him #35 overall should have been a huge red flag
Opening kickoff flag was bs pretty much they weren't going to let little sherbert lose this one
>>150623110Grim
>>150622766I don't know how you could possibly call the Cowboys losers. They went toe-to-toe with the Owl champs on their home field. >MicahOverrated as hell, along with most edge rushers. The Cowboys D unironically looked better. Also, Micah doesn't help you beat the Eagles or the Redskins.
>>150623149>>oopsies third down they should REALLY give the ball to the Chiefs here even though Mahomes already managed to go down the field effortlessly in less than a minute :)It's even worse when you consider the last 3 Chiefs drives were:>80 yards, TD>65 yards, TD>63 yards, FG (9 yards away from a TD)
>>150622060Squirtles are indeed like that
>>150622042
>>150623149That shit was annoying. >HOLY FUCK HERBERT IS THROWING AGAIN I CANT BELIEVE IT When he was consistently getting 8+ yard catches every attempt. Anyway, Chiefs going 8-9
squirrels never let me feed them :(
To me it seemed the KC/LAC broadcast had almost 0 crowd shots and also piped in covid cheers.
>>150623026>DOOD JUST GIVE IT BACK TO THE OFFENSE AND HOPE YOU DON'T CALLED FOR A PENALTY FOR SNEEZING ON THE QB OR WRthis happened multiple times last year also, with multiple teams
>>150622481>under the age of 30the statmutt was an ai bot all along, that explains a lot
>>150623385how do i get a yakut gf?
>>150623400bags of sand
since the nfl is shilling youtube stars now i hope wisconsin superstar mike stoklasa shows up on the jumbotron at packer games
>>150623415These guys fell off really hard so I doubt it
>>150623400the closest i've known was a half-korean from khabarovsk
>>150623415I hate this fat fuck
>>150623511but enough about me
>>150623415Please god let that be the only time the NFL tries this shit. I was so sick of seeing Mr Beast everywhere
Are NFL stars obligated to appear in commercials? Why would a guy with 120M in earnings be in a fast food commercial
>>150622901>he
>>150623599because they get paid
>>150622933>kansas
>>150623599It’s easy millions
>>150623549They're only shilling the ultra popular 'tubers like him and ishowspeedI don't think we have anyone in this state that comes close to that level of fame. Maybe videogamedunkey?
I’m getting 2023 vibes. Better to get our losses in now than later in the season.
>>150623549Shits only just begun bro the nfl loves money and guess what Mr beast and YouTube in general has a shit ton of?
>>150623599In America they pay over 50% in taxes i believeFucking insane
>>150623599>>150623629The culture of "selling out" has become fully accepted by our decaying society. Nobody bats an eye when Sam Jackson shills credit cards or Jon Hamm hawks mayonnaise. Nobody has any ethics anymore, because the "art" they've been producing lately just as garbage as the commercials anyway.
>>150623535No. Do not be mean to yourself. You are a cool guy. Mike singlehandedly ruined Star Wars by forcing Yidney to hire JJ Abrams.
reminder: yesterday was the chorgers' super bowl
>>150623699Omg how will they survive with their minimum six digit salaries and world class healthcare and training staff. Poor athletes.
>>150623741He's coping hard.
>>150623744I mean they have A lot of money. They'll be fine calm down. Meds.
>>150623673
Friendly reminder that Mahomes only had 98 yards in the first half
>>150623741This guy talks like he’s on the chief’s starting roster
1. You can't put this loss on Mahomes2. These weird games outside the country shouldn't count3. My Chiefs will be in the Owl anyway
Whatever happened to Glassford?
>>150623741if we had a few less penalties and a few more 1st down conversation, we would have won
>>1506239841. This loss is entirely on Mahomes2. We are all citizens of the world3. The Chiefs will miss the playoffs
>>150623701Only for 15 dollars you can help a child rapist get to heaven. I think the problem is the people who are most vocal about believing in God don't believe at all and it's a hustle. So it's there are no more"true conservatives" I'm considered a leftist these days even though most of beliefs are conservative. Sorry to go off topic.
the League suspends Jalen Carter for week 2 vs. the Chiefs: yes/no
Just took a massive Chiefs (a liquid shit that burns on the way out).
>>150624050Trip on Bitchknees
>>150624092Meds.
>>150624059I'm hoping it's an 8 game suspension just to send a message.
>>150624059No, he already missed the entire cowboys game.
>>150624114You're the one who brought up politics out of nowhere
>CoofsThe Raiders are gay too
>>150624137lol there won't be a suspension at all, just a fine
>>150623448They have only gotten better through the years.
>>150622623You need to update your pasta anon, LIX was last years Owl
I could heem everybody in this thread. You all are lower than the dirt under my feet. My Chiefs are still winning the owl.
da flu
>>150624092>Herbert threw for 166 more yards than Hurts (more than double)>only put up 3 more points Are passing yards overrated?
>>150624220was this fish staring the hat during the game?
>>150624222The Chiefs just lost their Super Bowl last night.
She was cheer captain and Tay Tay was in the bleachers...it's all like one big movie
>>150624236Did not mean to make that a reply
>>150624241That was only one game you fucking retard. The season isnt over just because we lost one close game you fucking retard.
>>150624239yes
>>150624222me and my raider bros would wreck you up
so you just randomly punch an opposing player now
>>150624236>Are passing yards overrated?No, that's just further evidence that Hurts is a bus rider. He barely throws the ball
>>150622266Marshawn gets a /pol/ pass.
>>150624278>we
>>150624290String bean ass queens. You are nothing.
>>150624155No >>150623701You can at least try to delete it via report and try to gaslight me. Are you high. Honestly are you high
>>150623448>>150623511lol @ these ass-blasted prequalfag zoomers
>>150624278Yeah but it was the most important game in franchise history for Andy Reid, Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce. It was just another game for the Chargers but the Chiefs will be feeling this loss for another decade.
>>150624329Cope harder Mike, George won. The prequels are better than everything that came out of Disney.
>>150624323>noWhat kind of retarded response is that
>>150624376What kind of question is that
what other e-celebs should the NFL partner with?
>>150624297I don't think you watched the game. Hurts was the entire offense.
>>150624364That's just shit vs diarrhea.
>>150624399I was making a statement lmao
My chiefs lostMy parlay didnt hitMy waifu is marrying another manMy wife is on her period and being a bitchHows your weekend?
JPG• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Most division titles of all time in 20s• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150624416What do you mean
>>150624411lmao. You don't know ball and you don't know cinema.
>>150624410>Hurts was the entire offense.With his legs
Now that it’s over, how will the Chiefs era be remembered?
Chargie bros, how are we feeling???
>>150624441Period of hope and prosperity in america
>>150624436was it his fault his recievers weren't getting open too?
How fucked am I this week?
>>150624441Getting blown out in 2 owls
>>150624431At least I'm employed.
>>150624460>Hurts needs receivers to be COMPLETELY open before he can throw to themBus rider
>>150624459This.
>>150624441Bullshit refball.
>>150624461no one cares about your fake football team moron
>>150622506He'll back. He can't help himself
>>150624294Cowboys are one of the dirtiest and most pathetic franchises in the NFL. They pull that kind of dirty play all the time and try to hurt guys and they absolutely love stat padding and running up the score on the leagues’ bottom feeders and other cheap shit like that
>>150624479I'm sure you make a lot of money as a male prostitute
>>150624436Not entirely, but what difference does it make?
>>150624294That's just line play.
>>150624550That guy gets paid to have sex with beautiful lonely women? That’s dope
>>150622693Chiefs fan complaining about the refs. Imagine that
>>150624550not yet but I will soon once I get my dick sucking skills honed
>>150624447Pretty good. I know we are only going to win a couple of games this season, but im okay with a 7-10 record because this was like our superbowl
>>150624460I mean, at the NFL level the quarterback often does have to throw his receivers open.
post yfw the choofs dynasty died
Are the Broncos the only team who haven't released their uniform schedule?
>>150624568>get this hothead outta here!
I'm supposed to be outraged because JC spit on Shit Shitshit??
>>150624550Hell yeah, women pay me to fuck 'em.
>>150624431Finnbro is 100% right. The prequels sucked, which is WHY George sold off his baby.
>>150624612>>150624578>women lol no
>>150624609No but if the NFL is really going to make an example out of him to set the tone for the season then he needs to have a lengthy suspension.
have all you busters, punks, and homosexuals apologized to bustin sherbert yet?
>no one cares about your fake football team moron
>>150624618You are fucking faggot who doesn't know shit about film
>>150624629what tone? that the league is softer than baby shit now?
>>150624609This. Actually jealous that I couldn't do it
>The prequels sucked.
>>150624646Supposedly they want to make "unsportsmanlike conduct" their reffing issue this season.
>>150624644>>150624650It always amazes me to see kids actually liking prequels.
>>150623120He's always been false starting and holding. Glad the refs are finally flagging him for the false starts
when will taytay bring ice spice with her to a game again? i just love her fat ass
>>150624680I could heem you in one second gayboy
Why did the Chiefs lose so much aura? They look so lifeless on field.
>>150624650>muh zoom zoom nostalgia
>>150624680It's people who grew up with themI know because it's my age demographic
>>150624720But at a certain point they have to realize that those movies suck, right? There's nothing redeeming about Attack of the Clones.
How did you know that I was a homosexual just because I hate the prequels? What are you, Nostradamus?
As Reid and Mahomes pointed out in the post game interview the entire mentality of the team is off. There’s a weird vibe of entitlement and whininess where they can’t deal with failure well at all. The last 2 seasons had them thinking they were invincible. They thought just by making it to the Super Bowl they’d won and likewise they thought they would casually stroll over the Chargers. Now with such an incomplete team all things point to them getting blown out by the Eagles again.
>>150624708Eagles jacked their aura
>>150624720I was teen when they came out and never really liked them. Episode 3 is the best of them and even that is goofy.
>>150624743This. The prequels are fucking garbage. Go Cowboys btw.
>>150624752They have adapted to the Taylor Swift mentality of assuming the sale and providing a mediocre product.
why are the chargers acting like they won the owl
>>150624743Natalie Portman’s bare midriff
>>150624401Eat Dat Pussy 445
>can't even defend the prequels on their merit ummmm, cringe?
>>150624814It's the day the Chargers got the kill shot on the evil empire. The Eagles may have brought the Chiefs down but the Chargers made sure they're not getting back up.
>>150624847Justice for EDP. He did nothing wrong.
I think people really underestimated the cowboys which made the Eagles look bad for not blowing them out, but the Cowboys with Dak have always been tough against the Eagles.
What is the deal with Xavier Worthy?
>>150624814because we (including me) did. eat my farts, dork
>>150624831Natalie was fucking hot that I can admit. Even if I always confused her with Keira Knightley
>>150624831Damn, you got me on that one. God, she used to be so hot.
>>150624693
The prequels are bad because they’re bad or something they just are. Don’t ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product.
>>150624441Ref babies
>>150624814sandy eggo will never get close to an owl so harbaugh knows this is there ceiling
>>150624898>Don’t ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product.oh no no no no
>people still think mahomes isn't the GOAToof
>>150624761Cringe
>>150624925>I rate Jared Goff above Tom Brady
>>150624925>east coast fag is posting reddit screenshots You've never even been to Kansas have you
>>150624925>statcels
>>150624693Holy mama
>>150624953numbers don't lie>>150624951i don't see how that's relevant
>>150624989That's very relevant because it implies that you're a fairweather bandwagoner
>>150624898Not like someone made a great dissertation of prequels. Mr Plonkatt or something.
>>150624752They were saying the opposite in training camp. What changed?
>>150624989>numbers don't lieoh wow! never thought of it like that!!!
>>150625013Not true. I’ve been a loyal fan of the Kansas City Chiefs since 2018.
I paid for ALL-22 and I don't know how to use it now?
>>150625013if i were a bandwagoner, I'd be repping the eagles
>>150624925Mahomes just never feels like a good player.
Giggles bros... is Jalen Carter getting suspended for the spit? If he doesnt, I unironically think it might be prudent that the team just voluntarily sits him for the Chiefs game just to rub his nose in it. He is too good to be doing dumb shit like that.
>>150625037Then prove you aren't one. You must have an old jersey lying around somewhere
Seriously Rich fucking (((Eisen))) needs to never broadcast an NFL game again. He might be good at other areas, but his play by play is awful. Always has been.Glad others are seeing it now, he was based all over social media
Might have to been my peenor off after watching Luke Altmyer play today
>>150625071I’ve got a vintage Mahomes jersey. So there. Read em and weep.
>>150625060He'll get a retroactive suspension with the Cowboys game.
>>150624420Look at that nose. So ugly.
>>150625028You know ball
>>150622088refs call fouls on good hits like that and then people try to compare modern qbs to goats like Montana and Rivers
>>150625120God damn, bro has a BUSSY on him
>>150625079Okay but did you really expect Herbert to pass again?!
Patty Cuckitini
what team is he a fan of?
>>150625145That is a child.
>>150625138>Montana and Rivers>Montana
>>150625145Based pedo Chiefs
>>150625197*fan
>>150625161I hate when bitches spy on me on the train
>>150625161>hook nose>weak chin>creepAny NYC team
Herbert made more Mahomesian plays than Mahomes yesterday. That slide on 3rd and 14 is just like something we might see out of Patrick Mahomes.
>>150625161Pats, obviously
Is it really over? Are we really free?
There were two Mahomes on the field in Brazil. Justin Mahomes and Patrick Mahomes. The Mahomier Mahomes won.
>>150625360*taps the sign*>>150622697
>>150625325Mahomes didn't actually lose because his excellence inspired Justin Herbert to play at a Mahomesian level. Wow. Powerful. Aura.
Patrick MapartmentsPatrick MacondoPatrick Madwelling
Herbert’s performance yesterday was textbook Mahomes. Absolutely Mahomes-esque.
>Our Chiefies lose>Wife won't let me prep the bull OR be on the cleanup crew>Wife's son called me a nappy headed homeIt's over
Patrick MaTrailer
>>150625454Shut the fuck up, Nick Wright.
Patty Mashanty
>>150625325It's crazy how when Herbert plays like a good qb they win but when herbert plays like a mid or worse qb they chorge. Imagine if he decided tonplay like mahones every game instead of waking up and feeling like Andy Dalton or Derek Carr
>>150625606Chiefs secondary outside of McDuffie is complete ass, old Keenan Allen was wide open every time. And they have zero pass rush outside of Chris Jones, who looks to be finally declining.
>>150625632left to right me as the day goes on
>>150625632Hey it's my favorite Blackman villain, Two Race
>>150625325The Chargers kept ending up in 3rd & long and they kept converting. Seriously, I think the converted everything more than a 3rd and 10
>>150625667Guido?
>>150625653Herbert basically played gym shorts QB which he's always been good at. The takeaway is the Chiefs are in serious trouble not the Chargers figured it out
>>150625705close enough
>>150625653That's what happens when 2 players take up over a 3rd of the cap
>>150625632>turn on the game >he threw for an +80yd TD
>>150625862That was all on the receiver
>>150622042>didn't watch the game/know it was going on>every youtube clip this morning is sucking off the chiefs>turns out they lost
Patrick Mahovel
Patrick Magimpcage
>>150623213>>150622766Only a retard would call the Cowboys losers based on that game. Dak played amazing all game and the receivers got open. Without a couple of drops they're winning that game. The receivers they have are known to be good and not drop balls usually. It's just some week 1 and weather delay jitters.
>>150622273they're fucking white males
lol chiefs lost
Anyone else watching Luke Altmyer atm? He's up on Duke :)
>>150625932Patrick Mashovel Pass
>>150625902and he just threw for another TD
>>150626055That second one was good
>The Philadelphia Eagles were one of the two teams Micah Parsons had interest in being traded to before the Dallas Cowboys ultimately sent him to the Green Bay Packers, according to a report from NFL insider Dianna Russini.>During the entire process, Dallas owner Jerry Jones never talked with agent David Mulugheta, one of the most powerful agents in the sport, despite Parsons’ repeated requests. In the final days, he again asked the Cowboys to negotiate with Mulugheta. Dallas’ answer? Take it or leave it.It was already over for Parsons and the Cowboys, but this confirmed it.As the relationship deteriorated, Parsons had two teams on his mind: the Packers and the Eagles.Green Bay appealed for its small-town feel, a reminder of his Penn State days in State College. Philadelphia was the other obvious fit, because it’s close to his Harrisburg home. But Dallas wasn’t about to keep him inside the NFC East, even for a better offer (the Eagles have tons of draft ammunition).Baltimore, DC, and Pittsburgh in shambles
>>150626092Beggars don't get to be choosers. Why would Jerruh trade him to a divisional rival and how would the Eagles afford him even if the trade went through
>>150625156kek
>Lavon
how many of you masturbated to mina last night to celebrate?
>>150626225I did :/
>>150625156>Chargers in a pickle."t.Rich Eisen
>>150626225Mental illness
>iggles are obviously cheating the cap>the NFL does nothingtheir super bowl win last season has a huge asterik
>>150626225Jesus Christo. Yellowfeverfags will fuck anything
>>150626260>and that is a successful 2 pointer...>WAIT INCOMPLETE
>>150624461McCaffrey will play and make up for the rest of them.
>>150626300>+80 Million How does this even happen
>>150626359lol is this real? And is it new?
>>150624447
>>150626362does joy date white guys?
real quiet morning at the trailer park today, they're not taking the chiefs loss well
are any of these guys better than pacheco?
>Josh Simmons will fix everythinglel Mahomes is going to have to live with 1.5 second time to throw for the rest of his time in KC
>>150626504i can't wait for your tears in January
>>150626537No one cares about your fantasy team
Did mahomes duck the postgame handshake last night?
>>150626561He played pretty stinky ngl but he didn't have any penalties like Jawan Taylor so that's something at least kek
>>150626537>>>/ffg/
>>150625632Are those Patrick's two dads?
>>150626638kek
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150626623>he didn't have any penaltiesI think he had one
Suamataia at guard is not it. He's got 80 pounds on Mack and gets pushed into Mahomes's lap.
>>150626313Me on the right
>mahomes runs towards sidelines>defender eases up>mahomes tries to act tough and "trucks" the defender who has given upWhat a fucking bitch. Who has the gif of Herbert heeming a linebacker
>>150626561maxx crosby lickin his chops
reminder: herburt is a WR and YAC baby
>>150626623>>150626741He had two false starts but no holding.Taylor had two holding and two false starts.
Draftbros, looks like Archie is BACK
>>150626741Ahh maybe I forgot. Still he definitely wasn't as bad as Tyler Guyton for Dallas the other day. Bro got absolutely worked I can't believe Dak handled the constant pressure so well
>>150623741Cope you filthy Queef Nigger your run is over and what happend to the 9ers last year is happening to you
>>1506268332027
>>150626786It's good for the NFL. Now defenders are going to make sure to hit QBs extra hard to make sure they aren't being sneaky.
>>150626833He sucks
>>150626833>the slayer of san jose
>>150626833he's not very good and no one would care about him if it wasn't for his last namei think he'll stay another year to try to improve
>>150626828>herburt is a WR and YAC babyI don't even particularly like Herbert but this is retarded. Am I falling for bait?
>>150626828>Using blueskyKWAB
>>150626786i keep this one on speed dial. for the kids in the audience speed dial is something we had on dumb phones to call someone quickly.
>>150626903WR baby is retarded but YAC baby is a legit criticism
>>150626828Mahomes has more YAC over the past few seasons than any other QB
>>150626868How many TDs did you throw today anon?
>>150626869kek
>>150626903I dont think he was being critical of Herbert he was simply pointing it out. Nate Tice isn't usually an asshole
>>150626938TDeez nutz
Should Ryan Clark be fired?
>>150626904Not him but Bluesky is better for discussion, Twitter (still not calling it X) is filled with bots and far right crap. Go Rams.
>>150626951I agree with you. I was responding to anon, not the image
>>150626623He had 2 false starts. They both happened in the first half so maybe he just had the jitters playing in his first official game. Or maybe he feels that he's not quick enough to set up, those players tend to false start a lot.
>>150626917Holy shit this was Herb's first game too when he didnt know the medical staff stabbed Tyrod's lung.
>>150626983if bluesky is better for discussion why aren't you there right now? you can just stay there.
>>150626979Who?
the magic is gone...
>>150626904Cry more
>sports media is finally over forcing williamsThank fuck. I'm so sick of people acting like I'm racist or homophobic for knowing that Williams was probably a 2nd or 3rd round QB that the Bears got duped into drafting.I'm a Raven's fan for fuck's sake. I spend most of my football-time dealing with people being racist about my favorite team's QB. Williams is just dogshit AND has the constitution of a middle schooler.
Luke Altmyer absolutely working Duke :)
>>150627009Bluesky is better for serious discussion because they know more about football, but y'all make a lot of funny memes (at least when this thread isn't being raided by racist election tourists).
>>150626917PLONKED!Honestly props to the Chargers trainers/medical staff for checking up on the player immediately after.
>>150626979Nah he tells it like it is
>>150627097fuck off back to twitter/x/fagsky nigger.faggot probably voted for kamala lol.
>>150627097>Bluesky is better for serious discussion because they know more about footballThe only two screenshots from bluesky in this thread were quoting statistics. That's not knowing ball that's looking at charts then copy and pasting which ones you like or what fit your narrative about a team/player. Fucking retard cazzie
>>150627116The Chargers medical staff had just murdered Tyrod Taylor so they needed to do something to make themselves look good.
>>150627116>walk up >goodell asks what he can get you your reply?
>>150627215>bro they don't know anything that's not discussion>you have to accept and believe the shit I made up because I don't like that I don't know anythinglmao righties
>>150627254why is everyone white?
>>150627215>There's no discussion on Bluesky because I said so you have to trust melmao Trumpies are pathetic
>>150627283Actual football discussion isn't quoting statistics it's making independent observations from what you see and hear through anecdotal evidence. Statistics are for fucking nerds who are too dumb to have independent thoughts
Make it four boilermakers
>>150627215*blocks your path*
What does it mean to know ball?
Bluesky, like anywhere, has smart people and retards. But at least it isn't 99% bot spam.
>dak poopsc-APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>150627429To understand that sacks are a QB stat
>>150627440He's shit, actually. Also, when is that image from lel.
>>150627440>PFFThat said Dak played great considering all the drops and constant pressure he faced. Really seems to have stepped his game up in that regard. He's always had a complete game but evading pressure wasn't his strong suit. Eagles game was incredibly impressive despite his poor overall stat line
>>150627434Wtf is blue sky? I've never heard of it
>>150624646>what tone? that the league is softer than baby shit now?spitting on someone is not the behavior of a professional
>>150627495oops, wrong one. he still played elite>>150627537pff has its uses but they've gone downhill starting last season because they replaced all their experienced tape watchers with literal interns and people off the street in order to save money
>>150622258A really hot cowgirl sang the Brazilian national anthem and then they ruined the halftime show with samba butt dancing by a spanish latinx
>>150627564It's Twitter/X for faggots and/or paedophiles. I've heard Threads is the same too
>>150627603Pretty sure twitter is the twitter for pedos.
>>150627603>Twitter/X for faggots and/or paedophiles.That's twitter
>>150627331>making shit up is real discussion! just trust me!I mean, you're unironically considered /nfl/'s biggest moron for a reason
>>150627602Are you gay?
>>150627677I called Jalen Hurts and Bo Nix tho didn't I :) ya seethe statty fag?
>>150627715Thro Pix sucks though
when is aaron getting injured this season?
>>150627715I think you're just retarded dude
>>150627603>It's Twitter/X for faggots and/or paedophilesThat's just called twitter
>>150627682no I just have refined tastes you uncultured beast the cowgirl singing the national anthem is way hotter than some carribbean reggaetonero singing about bouncing on a dick
>>150627744kek stick to stats. You'll never know ball
browns bros, we're going to be okay
Have you even said "thank you"?
>it's another kiwi has a melty episodewhy can't this guy go argue about rugby or something instead
>>150627831regular season babyhe'll choke in the playoffs yet again
>>150627777Ebin response, you sure showed him. Could use more buzzwords next time though.
>>150626917and this was on a linebacker actually trying to hit him, not a db scared to get a penalty
>>150627843
Yea bro I'm totally melting down simply by calling out stats fags and bluesky paedophiles kek are all mutts this retarded and incapable of knowing ball on my level??
>>150627941literally no one is on your side
>>150627846It's almost 6am there and he's been up all night posting here. I think he needs more sleep.
>eternally buck breaks the ChiefsNothing personnel, kid.
reminder: we would have won if the refs actually did their job
>>150627941>Blo Dix haters are just stafags!>*posts this nonsense*kek
>>150627916copying people is cringe
>>150628008You have to go back
so twitter pedophiles know ball?
>>150628008>1st and 10Herbie would've still won
>>150628050tell me this isn't funny i fucking dare you
>>150628008I wonder what the Mahomes Schizo has to say about this one
>literally no one is on your sideAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what exactly do you think this is a vote? Your opinion doesn't about Bo Nix or bluesky doesn't become correct because some other people agree. Reality isn't something you vote on in /nfl/ it's what is real. What is real is that Jalen Hurts and Bo Nix are ballers and everyone was wrong about him here except me. The debate is over. Sit down and learn from The Kiwi you plonked bitch
Why is it that there are like 10 different college football games available to watch on my TV right now but the NFL gives you no choice on Sundays and forces you to watch your market's game?
>>150628141Stop being antisemitic and just buy the NFL game pass or whatever
>>150628101>gay ha field
Did mahomes not shake Herbert’s hand after the game?
>>150627861But enough about Dak
>blo dix>blo dix>blo dixYea we get it you rated Caleb ahead of him and feel like a retard kek many such cases with mutts (many don't know ball)
>>150628114holy shit guys he's freaking the fuck out look at him
>>150628141so they can get people to pay ~$500 a year for Sunday Ticket
>>150628101I don't care, go back
>>150628196He's doing a heckin melterino
Oh no, he's crashing out again
>>150627331I'm stealing this and dropping it in all my hroup chats cause it straight FIRE
>N-NO ITS NOT TRUE!! CALEB IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN BO NIX HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!!! I REALLY REALLY KNOW BALL I SWEAR!!!!!!!KWAB
Watch a proper football game and not RedZone like an autistic child.
>>150627677The statmutt is the biggest moron in /nfl/. The kiwi is ok.
>melty againTerminal autism?
>>150628315Please don't lie. You're just encouraging this.
KWAB
>>150628285Nick doesn't even watch the games
Kiwi Was Always Bitchmade
>>150628141conferences have all media rights. really the only good thing to come out of that. imagine the divisions had control to the TV rights and that's close to it
>>150622622This was a 59-yard field goal too, really impressive. That said, it made it even funnier when he missed an extra point later.
For me, he's the GOAT
We get it you believed the """experts""" about Caleb instead of doing your own evaluation kek all those throws off his back foot you didn't even see because they didn't show those in highlights did they? They didn't tell you he went 1-5 in his last 6 college starts did they? They blamed the O line for his sack totals and you believed them right??Yea, many such cases
Kiwi's Wet Ass Bussy
>>150628494No one in /nfl/ thought Williams was going to be good, we just think you're a fucking retard. Unironically, whole heartedly, if you killed yourself right now no one here would wonder where you went.
chefsbros what the FUCK was that secondary yesterday? they just deflected one pass
>still meltingGet more sleep, that might help
>>150628528those queefs DBs are about to make Jalen Hurts look like Drew Brees
>>150628524This reads like a Jew wrote it kek plonked
>>150628528I told you JD5 was going to win
Going to the Rammies game tmrw
>>150628524Don't respond to him
Chiefs got outcoached last night
KaVontae Turpin was lowkey a total kwab on Thursday. The Eagles kept him from getting juicy punt return opportunities and he sperged out over it.
about half my effortposts are youing the kiwi maybe if Americans weren't such empty reactionaries you wouldn't let him run roughshod all over the place. can't think of anything interesting to say so you just get mad at what he says
Chiefs got outroached last night
>>150628524I would be upset if he killed himself.
>>150628623Fag team
>>150628638Greg Roman absolutely worked him. People need to put some respect on his name. For years all I heard was that his passing concepts were shit and he was an idiot. He's succeeded in so many different spots. I wish the Ravens had better WRs when he was with us he got scapegoated hard anytime Lamar had a bad game
>YFW the chiefs are over
chiefs suck lol
>>150628666Gotta check those trips but also thank you anon that's legitimately nice to hear. Shitposting aside I don't actually think Americans are stupid and don't know ball it's just bantz. I love talking ball here
>>150628838Go to bed you mentally ill freak.
>>150627440>>150627601He had like 3 dropped ints
>>150628858>>150628666Both me btw
Will Herbert continue to channel his inner Mahomes for the remainder of this season or was this game merely a Mahomes Mirage?
Chiefs really can't win without the refs
>>150628858I'm watching Luke Altmyer thoughbeit :) got money on my Fighting Illini :)
what's next for the jeefs?
>>150628838kys fag
All our haters will become waiters at the table of our success
>>150628688no u
Guess Herbert’s still got some of that Mahomes Magic left in the tank!
Chiefs lost against the fucking chargers?
>>150629085Asterisk win. Mahomes had no healthy weapons.
>Are the Chiefs Cooked?https://www.theringer.com/2025/09/06/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs-week-1-loss-chargers-brazil-patrick-mahomes-travis-kelce-justin-herbert
I ain’t clicking on that shit nigga
>>150628900no he didnt
>>150628834Always have
>>150629099True. The refs abondened them
>secondary sucks>D-line other than Jones sucks>LBs making uncharacteristic erorrs>O-line not fixed>RBs trash>WRs bad and/or ded againThe Chiefs are in shambles
>>150629163Yeah he did
If the Chiefs want to win week 2 against the Eagles, Roger Goodell is going to have to step in and suspend Jalen Carter and the refs need to show up big time against Philly.
>>150629203Not the RBs exactly, it's their play calling. They don't have a good run game
>You newfags act like Superbowl hangover isn't a thing
>>150629277You mean the refs not bailing out the Chiefs?
>>150628957Mahomes shitty family life is finally too much for him to handle and he kills his wife and himself in front of their mutt children
>>150629325By age 30?
Next>>150629401>>150629401>>150629401
Jawaan had 4 penalties on the OLJosh had 2 penaltiesThe OL was inconsistent but good at times. With coaching this OL could be serviceable.
>>150628957They just need more help
>>150623110Same people rooting for Jalen Carter and saying he was Framed!!!! on Thursday. Very trashy people.>t. Bucks County chad
>>150628957Sucking shit for 20 years while these retards talk about the 2015-24.
does anyone have the 'yes fucks yes' reaction image, or the comic its originally from? i'll suck you off
