Revelation 6:7–8 editionNRL>GAME 1Redcliffe Dolphins v Canberra Raiders2:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoKayo Stadium1.29-3.62>The Dolphins will narrowly miss the Top 8 in their first year under Kristian Woolf. They play the Minor Premiers who have the luxury of resting players.Dolphins 1-12 3.25Dolphins 13+ 1.86Raiders 1-12 4.80Raiders 13+ 11.00Dolphins -12.5 1.95 Raiders +12.5 1.86>GAME 2Parramatta Eels v Newcastle Knights4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9CommBank Stadium1.24-4.10>The regular season ends with contrasting clubs. The Eels improved under new coach Jason Ryles, while the Knights need a replacement for Adam O'Brien and will collect the spoon if they can’t win against the EelsEels 1-12 3.25Eels 13+ 1.84Knights 1-12 4.90Knights 13+ 12.00Eels -12.5 1.92 Knights +12.5 1.88NRLW>GAME 1New Zealand Warriors v Brisbane Broncos12:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9FMG Stadium9.30-1.06>The Warriors need to upset the second-placed Broncos to retain their slim Finals hopesWarriors 1-12 9.00Warriors 13+ 34.00Broncos 1-12 3.80Broncos 13+ 1.36Warriors +20.5 1.84 Broncos -20.5 1.97>GAME 2Newcastle Knights v Gold Coast Titans 1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9McDonald Jones Stadium1.37-3.10>Plenty at stake in what shapes as the match-of-the-round, the victor will wrap up a spot in the Top 6.Knights 1-12 2.65Knights 13+ 2.50Titans 1-12 3.90Titans 13+ 9.25Knights -8.5 1.99 Titans +8.5 1.82>GAME 3Parramatta Eels v Wests Tigers6:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEMCommBank Stadium1.42-2.90>Bragging rights are on the line in this Western Sydney Derby, with a win each after their first two clashes.Eels 1-12 2.50Eels 13+ 2.65Tigers 1-12 3.70Tigers 13+ 9.75Eels -7.5 1.89 Tigers +7.5 1.91>Super Coach Finalsleague code 143322
SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Warrington Wolves v Leigh Leopards00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo3.80-1.26>Round 25 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.>GAME 2Hull KR v Hull FC00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo1.04-10.50>Round 25 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Park.Hull FCKR kek
I don't want the footy to end lads
I hate the Knights so much and am glad they will not play any more games after tomorrow
i thought you just really like the daytime
>>150624217but fr the last 18 years hasn't made me stray
thread theme:https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA?si
We WILL lift today
GOATcastle redemption arc narrative in full swing. Everything on the line. Victory or defeat. Do or die.
El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
The bets:DolphcastleGOATcastleand Cowboos to secure the bye
>>150634899>>150636007checked and very good mr bond
Are there any Americans who end up in NRL, even if it’s not a very successful career? Surely there are a few american poly dudes who get signed
all nrl players are polyamorous m8
>>150637879https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manfred_Moore>He impressed on debut, scoring the club's first try of the season.!This made him the first, and to date only, person to score a first grade rugby league try in Australia and an NFL touchdown in the US.
>>150637879Only one I can remember is Jarryd Hayne (a.k.a The Hayne Plane). But he was successful. He even did an Origin stint for awhile which was unusual for an American.
>>150638135https://youtu.be/g_7t8h1NcFE
>>150638135I can't tell if you're trolling
>>150638213Neither could the 49’ers
Hayne made it he played I don't know how many regular season nfl games but he did make it and he even had a good limited edition early season card in madden that year
Based on how many Australians play in the NFL compared with how many Americans have played first grade rugby league, it's fairly safe to say that rugby league is the tougher code
>>150638311Fucking kek
>>150639317>Hayne holding onto the ballRare for him desu
>>150639832You have weird balls
>>150627879>and here i was thinking nobody pays any attention to <edition> editionNice one
>nobody pays any attention Irish is a nobody so technically this is still the case
>>150639934That’s what she said
There was once an American who conned his way into I think Newcastle Knights, by pretending he was some big shot College football player. I forget the details , does anyone remember? It always used to get mentioned on the Sunday Roast.
>>150640378Andrew Johns?
It was with Newcastle, I can't remember his name, Warren Ryan was coach and he had an absolute barry
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Smith_(rugby_league)https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/players/greg-smith/summary.html
join ausfagshttps://discord.gg/RcK4vExP
>>150640841Not clicking your virus
>>150639934I never got why >we get the handegg thing when a rugby ball is way closer to an egg
>>150640532That is the guy. In the 90s any black guy could have come to Australia and played in the NRL if they wanted.
>>150637879Gus tried to bring a few over in the 90s but running and passing is something you need to do from a young age, they couldn't do it
>>150641059And in 2025 it’s our foreign policy
Kek at the crowd shots on Ch 9. Did anyone get a screenshot of the “Up The Wahs” lady with the sign?
>>150642734>wahs
>>150637879The Australian mind can not contemplate thishttps://youtu.be/YSnvm_bR-mg
FINAL BETS OF THE SEASON
>>150643884m8 there’s 4 moar weeks
>>150643923I don't touch finals.
based poocastle customer
>>150643884>no Mark Nicholls ATS Oh no
Based Y So Srs let’s gone customer
poophinsbros...we have nothing to play for now....
>that’s a shot in golf No it isn’t
>>150644144Fuck you you cheeky cunt kek
>hynes getting suspended for a weekFucking fraud just wanted to dodge to Poosters game
>no herbie Pooders by 50
what did they mean by this?
Drank a bottle of rum last night lads, thinking I need to give the piss a break, I don't even feel dusty
Awww ye brew these pakeha girls make my willy stiff as hey g
>>150644945based me
WE WANT THE HORN AND THE TRUMPET WOOOOOOOOOO
>>150645037With all the injuries souffs had, the other 3 peems have A LOT of explaining to do
1/2
pooders bros...
2/2
the top 4 except for the broncos are FRAUDS
>>150637636>>150637636This.
>>150645037You live to see it
A TRY ON DAYBOO
RedBull o’clock me thinks
WE WANT 50
Post some NRLW Anus lads
Come on Nikorima and Fuller.
>>150645650Yes but under 60 total
COMEBACK
Does the stupid 50 meme still count if they let in a half century today?
>>150645862I hope Pooders concede 50 and win the hip just so all the dumbfucks will stfu about that.>inb4 they change it to 60
Hammer is gonna cuck Nawaqanitawase like Johnston cucked Feldt in 2020
Saw Spanian at his kebab store in Sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now lad?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh you want eat my poo kebabs lad doing doing (racist slur)?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the bathroom with like fifteen bags of poo in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the poos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each poo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
BASED
A TRY ON DAY-FINAL GAME
no peem that got 50+ put on them ever went on to with the premiership
HORNBACK
>>150645743uh oh
Nicholls isn't actually retiring btw he's going to Super League
>>150645902DENIED
WE WANT 70
As a lifelong dolphins fan I’m quite happy with this result.
Damn Canberra, you live like this?
Well there we have it
Just turned on the game, why are the Raiders wearing the Bulldogs uniforms?
>GOATcastle haven’t conceded 50It’s a sign lads
>>150643884>>150644154Told ya
>>150645312nice
Late try for got Tamale please
>>150645312Praise be to BEVO
>>150646094
why is hammer off when its the last game for the dolphins?
Imagine cursing your season so you are a little fresher for week 2 of the finals.
PEELIES GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIEM
inb4 the bunker protects longi from losing the game again
WE WANT 80
Where is the parrachads in the house tonight guy?
BROWN NO
Who here knights fan and who here JUST?WHO HERE KNIGHTS FAN AND WHO HERE JUST?
>>150646267Delete this RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Moses is the best halfback in the game he just plays on a shit team
Someone tell the Knights they get the spoon if they lose, don’t think they know
Don’t think they care
PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES
>20 after 2080 looms
The JUSTing continues
What’s the point of being a knights fan lmao
To make things worse it seems like the favourites to be their next coach are guys Matty Johns just mentions every now and then on some podcast like Justin Holbrook and Michael Chieka
Poocastle bros not like this....
POO ASS LELPOO ASS LELPOO ASS LELPOO ASS LELPOO ASS LEL
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
>can't even keep poocastle scorelesspeels are finished
Jaim Chabman shid in meh mouf
Poocastle Shites would have gone all the way if Ponger had been fit
always gets a chuckle out of me that peelies cloned reed marney after he left lol
>>150646504Can't have that, someone needs to do bags at the greenroof (or delaney, cant remember)
BASED FUCKING HAYNE
>>150646546Is 0-25 the gf?
FULL TIME GAMER PART TIME NRL LEGEND ADDO CARR IS SO FUCKING ELITE BROS
DECISION MADE
>>150646546Rolling
Jaim Chabmon move over, Indoia Boztok pizz in ma mouf
>(N)Last
>>150646546I’LL TAKE ANYTHING
LETS TROT
the comeback starts now
GAMERS RISE UP!
Dolphgods
>>150646023
Yeah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
80 still on
>>150646780FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>150646776Scratch everyone but the Broncos mate
>>150646780Reckon this bloke is dead now or is he still here?
This is Newcastle's fifth spoon in the last 20 years
One day Son, this will all be yours
Need an Iongi try for me multi
For reference, during the Rabbitohs years from the 90s and 00s when they were basically a free win they only won 4 spoons
Final score: 50-48
dis ref dreams of reaching Fuckwitta level
>>150646836*prays for a non-down syndrome kid*
>>150646850Millie has a downie sister it is a genuine chance
>>150646800Freshie
>>150646836Knights babbies are born from the anus
>>150646015Line through pooasslel LMFAO
>>150646858Excuse me cunt?
80 not looking good
GAMING LEGEND ADDO CARR GETS A HATTRICK
>>150646856so does Elliot
>>150646023*ahems*
>>150646927this would have more effect if you had shoop /nrl/ on to it
60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY
>>150646938diy
Parrachad here and I just want to extend my sympathies to N and all the Newy brethren. It’s a shit of thing the spoon and I hope the next chapter in your peems history will reads better.
>everyone holding signs begging or free $150+ footy boots rude and cringe
>player leaving >fans still simp for free shitAbsolute cucks
just give it to em ya bunker dogs
>>150646955Classy and seconded
basedcastle, newie for life
>>150646239BEVO smiles upon me
When I told the boys to go out on the season with a bang I didn't mean let Parra do all the work
I don't normally watch the football but I'm visiting my dad and he had it on, are Newcastle normally this shit?
Dylan Brown you are a Newcastle Knight
>>150646938
Dally M: James TedescoPremiership: Melbourne StormsClive Churchill: Tyran Wishart
>>150646955Thanks m8. Parra look like they have a lot to look forward to. Hopefully there’s some improvement around the corner for us too.Now if you lads will excuse me I’ve draw a bath and need to go find my toaster.
>>150647043Your toaster won’t enjoy it. Don’t bring them into it
>>150647043NOOOOOOO N DON’T DO IT THERE’S TOO MANY SC HIPS TOO WIN!!
WHY AM I GETTING A KAYO ERROR MESSAGE WHEN I TRY TO PUT THE NRLW ON
Is it the valid subscription message? Because that’s what I’m getting.
>>150647142Yep. I switched to 9later, saw Galen’s mug so now watching based Encino Man
>tfw i will never hold kezie and console her as she cries after yet another loss
>>150646832Bulldogs stolen valour in 02
>>150647142>>150647106Same, has to switch to 9
Jetaya try assist!
>>150647331>>150647106>>150647142You have to switch to Live Channels 503 - Kayo Help now has a banner about it (the shitters)
>>150647396To late, committed to Encino Man now. It’s even more shit than I remembered
There is a scene in Encino man where he accidentally turns on MTV and it has yothu Yindi and he is like "they are just like me"
Doesn't it have a hot nude scene?
You're not missing anything, Tigers has taken inspiration from the Knights
Who won the footy lads
>>150647452Yeah that’s right after he gets thawed >>150647472It doesn’t not
>>150647505Poofins ended the faider frauds season 62-24Poocastle Shites claimed the spoon after the parmatta feels demoralized them 66-10...
>>150647554Both of those things are cool. Can't believe titties avoided the spoon
lads i think jetaya needs a hug. i volunteer.
At least Foz and Des don't have a spoon on their last season together
based poocastle taking one for them
BroncBROS…. do we dare to dream?
>>150648001can you at give this a couple of days at least? i'm still processing the failure.
>>150648286
HEY WHERE MY PARRACHADS @???
I won't believe in anything until full time on grand final day
I mean you’d have to believe in your physical existence and you’re seeing/hearing for that to happen m8
NEUTRALS WW@>Who I'd like to see winRaiders, Warriors>Wouldn't care much either waySharks, Panthers>Would rather dieBroncos, Storm, Roosters and Bulldogs
>>150648765>Who I'd like to see winRaiders, Warriors or Broncos>Wouldn't care much either waySharks>Would rather diePanthers, Storm, Roosters and Bulldogs
Based whistling ad
>The schedule for Week Two finals has also been released with a fan friendly Sunday afternoon slot being created>The change to Week Two scheduling also allows teams to have a longer turnaround into Week Two matches
>NRL Telstra Premiership Finals Series – Dates & Times for Week 2>Semi Final: Saturday, September 20, 7.50pm (EST), Venue TBA>Semi Final: Sunday, September 21, 4.05pm (EST), Venue TBALast Friday Night Footy for the year it seems
>>150656739Damn
heh.. yeah.. maybe only in the nrlm lmao
