OPEN WIDE FOR SOME DOGSHIT INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALLKICK OFF: 5PM UKENG: Pickford; James, Guehi, Burn, Lewis-Skelly; Rice, Anderson; Madueke, Eze, Rashford; Kane (c).>SUBS: D. Henderson, Trafford, Konsa, Gordon, J. Henderson, Spence, Rogers, Livramento, Gibbs-White, Loftus-Cheek, Watkins, Bowen.AND Alvarez; Borra, Llovera, C. Garcia, Olivera, San Nicolas; Rodrigo, M. Vales (c), Babot, Cervos; Fernandez.>SUBS: Pires, Ruiz, Da Cunha, Rebes, De La Heras, E. Vales, Lopez, Martinez, Rubio, Guillen, Da Silva, M. Garcia.
where is TRENT™?
>>150623600leaf it out mate>>150623610kuwait the gay frog
>>150623464Dan Burn shouldn't be anywhere near the team. Replace Trashford, Eze and Maduck with Gibbs-White, Bowen and Rogers and might be decent.
>MaduekeWhat has he done to warrant a start other than starting for a trendy london club?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ-EutNDgZQ&
Apparently loads of england fans got drunk last night and started sucking off like 30 Andorran men to see who could make them cum first
>>150623682Didn't you hear? Nonny Madookie scored more goals in the Premier League last season than Bukrappo Shitta. He's a more than adequate replacement,
its not coming home
>>150623776What can men do against such reckless faggotry?
>RASHFORD>MADUEKEI don't think I want to watch this slurper
>>150623812>>150623682Kys 190On ELO rating arsenal are the 2nd best team in the world right now, so its natural their players start
>On ELO rating arsenal are the 2nd best team in the world right now
>>150623464WTF is that lineup
Trashford got benched after one half of football but that’s enough for England
what we drinking tonight lads
>lewis-smelly
>>150623682Saka and Palmer are both unavailable. Although baffling that you'd choose to complain about Madueke when Rashford is starting.
how depressed do you have to be to not just watch an england qualifier but an england qualifier against andorra
>>150623922its 4pm
>ITV unironically mentioning Calvert-Lewin as a striker option if Kane/Watkins get injuredThey are right about the complete lack of striker options. Thanks a fucking lot, Harry Mong.
>>150623922Andorran sperm
Chinese just came in, salt and pepper chicken
>>150623659It's fucking Andorra ladDoes it really matter, who tf plays?
how depressed do you have to be to post "how depressed do you have to be to not just watch an england qualifier but an england qualifier against andorra"
2-0 to andorra!
>>150623922slags
So let me get this straight...all that England has to do to play the WC is to win THIS?
>>150623948Bowen is significantly better than Madueke
>Phil Jones on BBC 5 Live: "I recall playing Gibraltar away and after 70 minutes it was still 0-0. Thankfully, Harry Kane pulled us out of it and scored three in 15 minutes."That's Gibraltar who England have never played. Ever. Well done Phil on inventing some complete bollocks.
>mfw my country has already qualified comfortably for the world cup
come to think of it, what teams are already through to the WC?
I'm 99% certain I could beat any player in that england squad in a 1v1 fight
>>150624011the world cup without the protagonist wouldnt be worth watching
>>150624021Andorra, Gibraltar, San Marino, all the same innit
>>150624021here's your (You)
HYYYYYYYYPE. Is there ANYTHING better than the international break lads? :)
>>150624036
>>150624052Not Gib, we own them for starters
>>150624014So it makes sense that you would play Madueke against a micronation and rest Bowen for the harder (but still relatively easy) match against Serbia.
>>150624021He was talking about fifa
People actually watch England vs ANDORRA??
>>150624054I genuinely wish I was joking.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cly7yzvx6kzt?post=asset%3A935afa4e-aaf8-4bf1-8037-c7fa744f005a#post>>150624083Kek.
>>150624086wouldnt expect indian e-scousers to get it
Whenever there's an international break I end up having sex with menFor the rest of the year I have 0 interest in men and only have sex with womenIt's really weird I cant explain it
>>150624117Why you showing off for bro?
>>150623649
>1-0 (Kane 4')>full time 2-0BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150623464>Burnoh england...
>>150624055a shart pain in your chest, toothache, that feeling you get when you type your password in incorrectly and think you've been hacked for a minute, stubbing your toe etc
>'aaryscores>Ezescoresend result probs 3-0a blooter will be present as well.
>>150624021those injuries really did a number to his memory, poor phil
>>150624102He's scored 5 hat-tricks for England, 3 entirely in the first half, other two, first goal was halfway through the first. The cunts basically just hallucinating.
>>150624161"There isn't" was the correct answer
>>150624196think he means this. malta sounds similar to gibraltar and he played in it. kane only got two thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYEhc9nqFII
rip dions dad
>>150624161Standing barefoot on an upturned plug
>>150624161>a shart pain in your chest
My GF meeting up with an old friend from Uni whos in town today, so I can watch this with /sp/ and a few beers. He can deal with her whinging for a few hours whilst I watch us win 5-0
>>150624196>The cunts basically just hallucinating.that's what happened when someone took too many pain meds
>>150624228SO only the name of the country and number of goals wrong then, gotcha.
>>150623776just bantz fackin forrenas don't get it
WHAT BEERS SHALL I BUY
>itv playergrim
Who the fuck is Anderson? I thought he played cricket
50/50 poms will kneel like pussies
>>150624356you trying to say black lives DONT matter?
tuchel is the most soulful english manager
cycled to town and got a burrito and now im back and ready for some football :)
>>150624228 was away team plays in red and white team is from an English-speaking nation team wasn't Gibraltar it wasn't 0-0 at 70 minutes Harry Kane didn't score a hat-trick in 15 minutesExceptional stuff from Sicknote Jones.
it's genuinely indefensible that Tuchel keeps picking Madueke over Bowen, deport this kraut cunt
>cycled to town and got a burrito and now im back and ready for some football :)
>if spence comes on he will be the first muslim to play for the england team
>>150624471>To watch England being managed by an autistic kraut
>England come into this match in 4th in the Fifa World Rankings. Andorra have played 46 matches previously against nations ranked inside the top 20 at the time of the game and have lost all 46 by an aggregate score of 168-5.Decent T20 score that
>>150624372yes
>Stadium explodingYep, it's Birmingham
Not particularly arsed about this one tbqh lads
England will unconvincingly win 3-0
too soon ozzybros
is tuchel good?
Come on Andorra
>>150624504Sounds like an FA selection.
>>150624504#TRAILBLAZER #GAMECHANGER #PIONEER #INSPIRATION #REDEFINING #REINVENTING #LEADERS OF TOMORROW #REVOLUTIONARY
>Commentary: Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface
>>150623948bowen is literally 10,000x better than madueke.
>>150624106None of the big club fans follow England, dickhead.
>>150624584more boring than southgate but all that matters is when england play a big team at a major tournament, the rest of international football is just exercise
>>150624605All i want is Andy Townsend and Ally McCoist to commentate all my football matches. Is that too much to ask for?
>>150624599based
>>150624613saar please understand saar there are also indians supporting the manchester united
>>150623945>posts an obvious foulOkay
big dan burn dwarfing pickford there
>>150624504>>150624599>immediately sends a tweet to Neil Warnock
>>150624639Are you suggesting Manchester Utd are a big club?
Are u ready UKbros?
NO KNEEEEEEEL?!?!? THE CHUDS WON NOOOOOOO
>>150624591Statistically >>150624506 they'll lose 3.65 - 0.11. And I'm being generous rounding their likely goal tally up here.
not being funny but why doesn't england stuff andorra 20-0 every timethey have fewer people than any major rock concert
>>150624310>Suckling on the teet of the liquid jewI SHADIGIDY DIGITTY DOO-DAH
>Rashford can barely get past two part-time Andorrans
gwan rashy
If barca can get the best out of rashford it'll be the coup of the decade
>3 minutes played>zero nillslurperino
trashford showing dem barca skills against dentists
>>150624754>zero nil
Probably more action in the Women's Rugby World Cup than this slop
Your friendly reminder that the Andorran Football Federation is so poor they're wearing kits paid for by Uefa: https://www.uefa.com/news-media/news/028e-1b0f9e91324a-029bfd3755e5-1000--perfect-ten-for-the-uefa-kit-assistance-scheme/>getting booked 6 minutes ingood start for Andorra
More niggers in england team than whites
babot more like baboon
>>150624711this is just my dumb speculation but they could play giving them 0 respect and maybe get a silly score but its better to play more seriously like its a real opponent that deserves respect for practise
>Andorra's biggest defeats are all by a margin of seven goals (three matches)How has NOBODY been able to dump at least twice as many goals as that on this tiny mountain resort?
>>150624784Diversity is our strength
What’s inside the box?
>>150624817brad pitt's wife's head
>>150624817Patrick Bamford
>>150624817lucozade it says right on it
>>150624817Lucozade?
>>150624817holy fuark that's one magnificent bald head
>>150624817theyre in birmingham so i would think samosas
>>150624817Maddie
it's actually fucking over for rashford wtf was that
COME ON ENGLAND
The krauts have sold us a bill of goods.
why arent they playing at wembley
>major England match>not even one England flag in this thread
>>150624919Colplay > England World Cup qualifiers
>>150624919Paticipation trophy for Villa choking last year.
>Poois Smelly
>>150624782>Andorra, PoorThey are way richer than Spain or frogs, who both seem to manage to buy their own kits. Cheeky cunts
this is like watching Arsenal
How many flags have you painted on roundabouts this week lads?
>>150624946thats funnyi like it though, the team should tour the country for all games instead of wembley for everything
>still 0-0 against a twitch streamers team
>>150624976did see one today but they had made the cross really big it was almost entirely just red kek
>Name is Guehi>Defaced a pro-LGBTQIAA2+ symbolIronic.
>called mark gay>homophobichuh
>>150624919They occassionally hold matches in other stadiums to pretend that areas outside of London are relevant and important.
>Marjority of their players play in the 5th tier of spanish footballliteral pub side
>>150624919serious answer is that this is how they used to play England matches before the nu-Wembley was built. they've returned to the mean.
goals when
>>150624982Yes, but the FA own Wembley and want to make as much money as possible so they never like england playing elsewhere. Atmosphere is always better away from wembley
>>150625040based gammon
Spent multiple seasons of my Super Barca FM save pumping Andorra with money for their shitters and sending them my wonder kids and the cunts still couldn’t get promoted.
HOW IS ITV PLAYER THIS FUCKING SHITE
>>150625040>game in Birmingham>0 browns
>>150625040Thought we were in Birmingham, where's all the muzzies?
nice first touch you dickhead
>>150624959Some of the names on the list are clearly bullshitting. Cyprus and Luxembourg to name two.
>>150625070you logged in? think one of them is low definition if youre not
>>150625078for the same reason there's hardly any browns at leicester city games.people moved out of the cities.
>>150625040Englel fans are ugly bastards without fail aren't they
>>150625044>>150625035yeah i know they have to pay off wembley, which is also why they moved FA cup semi finals to wembley iircjust boring though, should tour the country let everyone have a chance to see the team
>>150625061FM AI is completely retarded.
20 mins, 2 piss weak scuffed shots on goal, no patterns of play. This is worse than soufgate.
When you take the train to Birmingham New Street you pass over a scrap yard that is filled with burnt out Fiat 500s.
>>150625116what type of man do you find attractive?
>Pickfordthe fuck was that
>>150625040is it illegal to be skinny in England?
>ARROZLMAO
>>150624922I've nailed all mine to synagogues.
>>150625151blame gayhee for playing such a shite backpass to him
>>150625044Especially as we enter autumn where cup finals are six months away and it's too cold for outdoor concerts. Gotta have something at Wembley in those lean months so here are all the home England matches.
>>150625160We’re the land of banoffee pie mate, it’s a wonder most of us haven’t lost a foot to diabetes.
>>150625149t.ugly bastard
>4 andorra fans turned upkek based
>>150625118nu-Wembley is genuinely a great stadium though so it is worth going there (i've seen two FA Cup finals, plus semi-finals, and four other matches there). i went to the old Wembley just before it was knocked down, it was pants.i'm not sure that FA Cup semifinals deserve the stature of Wembley tho.
>>150625118agreed
GET THESE FUCKING WOGS OUT THE TEAM
>madueke, eze and rashfordso the great replacement is just accepted these days huh
this wouldn't be such a slurper if tuchel called greenwood
>>150625204should do the big games at wembley, play shitters like andorra around the country. and yeah FA Cup should only be the final at wembley. i looked it up apparently they only started doing that in 2008 (when new wembley was finished) so pretty recent all things considered
>>150625227>fuck, marry, kill, fuck
>>150625240Bowen, Palmer and Gordon are better?
>>150625227whats it like having a family?
once again, play Kane as a No.10 and put another striker up front for fuck sake.it's so fucking strange rashford, madueke and eze are the ones fucking trying to shoot INSTEAD of Kane
>>150625240You've had your time Timmy.
>HARRY MONGL M A O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Shitaly unironically better than whatever this ingerland team is
>kane
>>150625240timmy b seethin ayuk ayuk ayuk ayuk
>>150625240Rupert Lowe will fix it, dont worry lad
>>150625277what matters is if their enlgish, and trying to say rashford eze and madueke is english is just offensive to the senses
This is why Kane shouldn't be a striker. Shit.
>KaneNOOOOOOOOOOOO give me Poopensharten 69
WOHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>OGenglel...
it's andover
O W NG O A LENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND
cant
OHHHH YAAAA BEAUTYYYYYYYWHAT A HIT SONWHAT A HIT
APOLOGISE
>>150625335restore uk is a fucking grift, anon.
>>150625227They look suspiciously well-nourished for a country which can't afford kits.
Great finish
great header innit
Nice finish.
Where's future Balon d'Or wiiner Kobie Mainoo?
>>150625040Norf fc
>>150624817The real Thomas Tuchel
>>150625343>and trying to say rashford eze and madueke is english is just offensive to the senses>RashfordEnglish name.>Eze"Easy" is an English word.>MaduekeWe peasants used to pay homage to "my Duke".Get over yourself racist.
OWEN GOAL DOES IT AGAIN
>>150625387That's the Andorran Royal Family that's why
>>150625136about to buy a 500c. or a mini. just want a cheap easy convertible
>>150625386t. your party voter
does this count as an assist for madueke? that was a great cross and an even better header!
>>150623464over
Owen Gual the great English patriot
When will Englel play interesting football?
Lads, I can feel it... Brazil and England getting knocked out in the semis next year and another Argentina and France final...
>>150625401Kobbie "takes the ball like Zidane and dribbles like Iniesta" Mainoo? Not picked on the count of not being able to get into the worst Yanited midfield since the 80's
>Europoors drive around in gay little cuck mobiles and they pay more for them than we do for giant SUVs GRIM
>Rashford>Lewis-Skellyboth 0 awareness
>>150625417>just want a cheap easy convertibleMX-5Just keep looking until you find one without rusty rear sills. Even the NCs have dropped to £1000, and they are so easy to work on.
>>150625453Never. It's English heritage to struggle to 2-0 wins over microstates.
>smelly
>>150625422mate he exists to scam retards out of money. im not saying his goals aren't noble or something i don't want but he is a scammer through and through, look at his 'investigation into muslim rape gangs' scam, he took hundreds of thousands and then did a half-arsed report on the cheap. the only way we can get to somebody like him is voting reform and then when they do sweet fuck all like they won't then try for somebody hard liner. i don't want to have to put a credit card into steam to buy baldurs gate 3. i don't want to have to put my ID in to control my 5090 on Nvidia control panel. i don't want my hobby forums about models to be shut down because they can't afford the systems OSA demand. ignoring all the porn sites flat out blocking IPs. i have a VPN of course but still.
>>150625492Enjoy being shot.
>>150625503idk why he didn't just start spence instead
>>150625492Just say you want to suck a big black english cock
>>150625453animals are weird
>>150625492Everyone here drives a giant SUV because the average driver is terrified of driving and they think driving a big car makes them safer.
i've seen enough bring in jordan henderson
>>150625519didnt read a word but im happy for you or sorry that happened
>>150625548I like the way you think
I just yawned
Dan Burn having 90% of our possession says everything
>>150625492
>scores an oggy>robs you of an assist>refuses to elaborate
>mfw an american was fat near me
why would you voluntarily watch this crap?
>>150625627
>>150625639why not
>american women
>>150625639Burger in with the real q. here
>>150625671>.com.aukek
fuck me this is dire
>missing tsuuuuuuuuuuu for this
is this supposed to be an upgrade over southgateball?
>>150625671>An Australian Government Initiative
>>150625092In bed with white girls.
All have a nice holiday lads?
>>150625671clearly Welsh
>american diet
>>150625765Don't go on holiday in the summer because I'm not a child.
>Want to get my cock sucked by the local femboy>grindr now requires face id as wellLabours tyranny knows no bounds
>>150625765lush, where's that?
just going to take a big fat kane lads. brb.
>that midfield
>>150625812southend on sea
>>150625789imagine the shits
>>150625765where's that lad?
>>150625812Clacton
>>150625833grimsby town
>>150625789Two whole loaves washed down with two litres of Coke should be enough to ruin anyones day, surely.
>>150625671>.authose do look like essex slags though
Oh and who could forget that they pay more for a liter of gas than we do for a gallon LMAO
People complain England play rancid football (and have done for decades). But the one guy that tried to change that was hounded out cause he was inexperienced/Irish/bald smdh.
>>150625796You sound insecure as fuck, lad.
Why does watching England always make me sleepy?
>>150625804>labourIt was a tory policy, although labour do deserve flack for not blocking it.
40 mins, 2 scuffed shots on goal, own goal, dan burn having most possession, no patterns of play. fuck this nigger ridden team.
>>150625796oh yeah where's your credit card or face id to prove it, huh?
and the goals?
>>150625877Same ol England.Different cohort, same shit.
>>150625859>But the one guy that tried to change that was hounded out cause he wasn't a name smdh.Fixed.
>>150625899That's off the table
>>150625875>It was a tory policymad how totalitarian they are and people still blame that on labourtories banned gunz too
>>150625870Who is the intended recipient for this video?
>>150625828Do you think Pickford and the Andorra no 9 are shooting the shit cause they haven't got anything else to do tonight?
woah the cultural diversity is so nice to see in england team
snubbed by wembley for coldplay
why aren't they booing?
>>150625867Nothing insecure about that, I just don't like holidaying when it's crowded and expensive due to school holidays. Prefer to go in Spring or Autumn.
anyone else drinking for the football?
>>150625789>Walkers crisps>“biscuits” instead of cookies>price in poundsOH NO NO NOOOO
>>150625941>I just don't like holidaying when it's crowded and expensive due to school holidays. Prefer to go in Spring or Autumn.Should have said it like that instead.
>>150625870wonder what her face looks like without the filter probably grim
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOturdchel OUT
>>150625951bro?
>>150625986>looking at her face
too much nigs
>>150626014>tf
>>150626014You at a family reunion?
For a non slurper check out Portugal beating Armenia 3-0
swear to god some of the raceposters on here are genuinely mentally ill
>>150625875because it has nothing to do with protecting children. it's all about controlling the population. being able to create files on people legally at police without any cause so you can use it against them if they become problematic. allowing backdoor access into secure systems like whatsapp etc. allowing to arrest people due to nebulous rules such as 'causing distress'. it had very little to do with protecting kids from porn, it was just hidden under that so you can accuse anybody against it of stating it was to protect kids from porn.the fact that it's causing underage sex to increase and kids are more at danger now due to physically going out and getting abused is ignored. but loads of laws made to 'protect' end up causing more harm. such as when they banned legal highs, it just made illegal drug use go up 60% and more deaths occurred (as well as costing billions in tax income due to companies leaving). ban handguns in 1997 and gun crime goes up (and cost billions as small arm companies disbanded).>>150625919because labour also vote for it. go look at who opposed all these bills. that's the point.there is no solution, nothing we can do bar leave the country. laws never get repealled. reform will campaign on removing the OSA but they won't lol. they'll get told by MI5 and GCHQ it's 'vital for national security' and they'll pretend they never said anything about removing it.
>>150625000Incredibly brown post. Londoners aren't even human.
>>150625929So all this 'taking the show on the road, to reward our fans oop Norf..' is horseshit pure then, as sold out to Higher Bidder?
what the actual FUCK are we watching after this lads
What a pile of shit, and I thought it couldn't get any worse than Southgate. Going to fuck this off and watch Bromley vs Gillingham instead
is it ok to just sip on whiskey all evening instead of like 10 beers
>>150626133>non league shiteGrim
How do brits cope about 3 Arsenal players in the starting 11?
>>150626108London keeps the rest of the country on life support. This is an unarguable fact. You can blame Thatcher for that.
>>150626121baseball
>>150626121Probably watch the highlights on youtube 2bh
>>150625951Your mum’s left something on the telly. There’s a dildo as well by the way.
>>150626168>3
>>150626058this whole sport is a semen slurpfest, Jaylen.
>>150626168By choking every final/big game
>>150626162yes
>>150625160Everything else is, so probably
>>150625859a lot of people wanted carsley to take over and I think he will if tuchel fails next year. back to back u21 euros wins is no joke.
>>150626237These days you get arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're english
>>150626068can you go to /pol/ no one reads your slop
>Wooooo~ My spirit can't rest until England play good football, please save me! Wooo
these american ads are wild
>>150626280why didnt he play this???Barry¨Beckham - Lampard Gerrard
>meanwhile Jock McAngus in Denmark
>>150626306>barry behind the strikers>Slippard DM
>>150626327>literally plays for a 0-0>scots wank themselves into a frenzy
I should move to Birmingham
>>150625812>>150625833Whitehaven Beach in the Whitsunday Islands, Australia
we would have won the world cup that one year if seaman didnt get lobbed
>>150626382Arsenal player choking in a key moment? What a shock
>>150626108Found the lazy, uneducated, unemployable northerner.
>>150626121prepare/cook dinner
How long will it be before England has a full black XI? France are almost there, only one non-black player in the starting XI for them last night.
cracked open the whiskey lads keep me company tonight yeahdont just fuck off after the game like you always do :(
too many white players. never going to win anything.
>>150626116> 15 quid for thisBlatant robbery.
food thread?
>>150626423Needs a GK and Jamal Blackman is absolute shit
>It's hard to play against teams like thisNo it isn't Dixon fuck off, half of them will be in work on Monday
hate myself and want to die
>>150626306He played this is euro 2004 and predictably had 35% possession vs france and portugal. Who needs a 6 or 8 when you can play 3 second strikers and an injured legless right winger.Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard, BeckhamAfter that failed and he pissed off Scholes into resigning by playing him on left wing, he played the same line up but with Joe Cole on the left. I'm seriously when I say I think he was deliberately trying to fuck us up.
half time slags?
>>150626491
>missus wants to go for her weekly food shop on a Saturday night, when normal couples would be cracking open a bottle of red, or single me would have been firing up 4chan and Skyrim and drinking a bag of cansNo fun this lads
>>150626517That meat isnt cooked enough for a burger
>>150626327he looks a bit like harry kane
>>150626517this webm does nothing for me I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to prawns and dumb slags
>RASHFORDH O W
>trashford
Why are wogs so bad at this game
>>150626575Rip Danny lad
>>150626550I know, I know>tfbut that really needs some cheese between the meat and tomatoes
nigger assford
>>150626528>2025>not getting your bird's oven chips and ready meals via delivery
That was some save, fair play to the Andorran keeper. Not sure why Kane just didn't take the shot himself.
>Madueke and Eze do great>Free hit for Rashford>MissedWow. Wonder why Barca dropped him?!
>AndersonSTOP PLAYING IRRELEVANT 14 NON LEAGUE SHITTERS
bring on the muslim representation already
>>150626575What is it about batter that makes everything taste better?
>>150626575your pizzas are weird
What happens here?
>ANDERSONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150626640Gay orgies and human trafficking
trashford off NOWwhat a save!
>EZEsaved by the offside flag, that was absolute gash
>>150626640Tax dodging and cunny smuggling
*scans threads for wog thirdies hatewatching*
>>150626550imagine asking for a sandwich and an hour later you get this sloppy mess
>>150626640Tax evasion
>eze
The left fullback is playing him on that's not offside
>rashfordwhy did he go so early....
>EzeShite
>>150626558she aged poorly
put on Trent
>>150626702americans consider a burger, a fajita, and a taco a "sandwich"
>>150626702Lass has got a style, and she sticks to it. Not sure if keeper.
>two minutes>two chances missed>two SHIT nogs responsible
Maybe playing 4 of Arteta's "lets try win every game 1-0 from a corner" lads wasn't a smart idea
>>150626560habibi
>it's a rashford tries to dribble past spanish league tier 5 player and loses it episodewhen will people learn he is trash.
>>150626579right is a downie?
>>150626774didn't they beat leeds 5-0?
>>150626738Her eyebrows always belonged to a middle-aged man
>>150626804If she's down, I'm down
the perfect sandwich?
>>150626763>ignores andersons missracist
>>150626528Bro is dating Mark Corrigan
What is he thinking about?
>>150626865Probably scat porn like all Germans
>>150626854It was an excellent shot which another white man saved.The two darkies missed the target entirely.
>>150626688>Tax dodging>>150626711>Tax evasionExplain??
>>150626865>actually ukranianwhy are you not fighting, are you a g-g-girl?
>Irishman Barry Glendenning having a tantrum because he's having to do the livetext of this matchlmao
>>150626922thats why all those little micro-states are allowed to exist
no goals?
>that linesman haircut
>>150626941Sorry's not good enough is it
>>150626851i gotta try that branston shit. sounds delicious from my quick google search
I'm seeing a few English flags. Why is nobody getting arrested?
Not much noise at Villa Park. I've heard louder crowds at the Crucible.
>>150626976Owen Goal scored a banger, best Utd player on the pitch
>>150626925> are you a g-g-girlAnd what’s wrong with that, vpnbro, are you a misogynist?
I watch Ipswich and I’m treated to shit sideways passing. I watch England and I’m treated to shit sideways passing. What the hell did I do to make the footballing gods so angry?
Zzzzzzzz
>>150627048does she have nice feet?
>Livramento>Gordon>RogersOK then
>trashfordLMAO again
RICE RICE BABY
>>150627129>F.
something happened!
arsenal bros, we are so back!
Made in Cobham
How we feelin about Tuchel so far
>>150627129>for the manyWonder how many more people will fall for that tripe? Need a good old fashioned revolution
>>150627194Who?
>>150627194>>150624906
>>150627163
>>150627129>>150627163would
Andorrasissies....
Some white pills. Terry Venables had a torrid 2 years from 1994 to 96 then had England play the best football at Euro 96.Hodgson and Capello both had nearly perfect qualifying campaigns (9 wins out of 10, scoring most goals of all euro teams) then played absolute tripe at 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016.
>le heckin flat capSend him to the mines then the little shit
>>150623464Jover
gordon is going to break a part time andorrans legs isnt he
>>150626740bongs consider bread between bread a "sandwich"
Irish lad scores for England.
>>150627217Valentina Nappi?
>finnish referee hasn't had much to do>mohammed el-something
same?
>>150627353strange post
>>150627366>1/4 irish on me mums sideso about average for england then you melon
Lads why is international break so depressing
>>150627353There is always bread between bread in a sandwich, retard
>>150627353Anything between anything is a sandwich you moron. That’s what ‘sandwich’ means.
>>150627383>look him up>he's younger than I am
>>150627401racism
>>150627368she doesn't look like Nappi
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>150627425really, then what do you call this
>>150627445I'm 33 and my entire EFL club is younger than me
>>150627446This pic better be from the 90's/00's
>>150627469batch
>>150627457What's the nigger count now? was 6 at start
>>150627446Ah so that’s what Right Said Fred are up to these days
What happened to the good old Brit banter? You guys act like such uptight dorks in these threads like lighten up mates lmao
>>150627401shitty teams since breakup of soviet empire and yugoslavia and uefa too brainless to do anything about it, no kino home championship, club season interrupted
>bringing on Gibbs-White2-0 final score
>>150627479nope
>>150627446Rio's let himself go.
>>150627469dry wheres the brown sauce
>>150627469A bacon sandwich.
christ there's still 20 minutes left. I thought these were the subs to waste time around 85th minute.
>>150627507grim and not in a soulful way
>>150627446These guys are in their 30s btw
>>150627518no you dont dont lie
no more FOTM team players?
>>150627469BapSarnieButty
Just noticed the ball. Very ugly design.
how do people drink tenants/fosterswhat's the secret to the lack of tastebuds
>>150627469forbidden muslim burger
>>150627298The reality is that all fixtures leading up to the World Cup will be utterly irrelevant and it's impossible to draw any conclusions from them. England will not be seriously tested until then, so it's impossible to say whether Tuchel is doing a good job until he either wins the competition or he gets eliminated.
>>150627553all tastes the same after 3 or 4
>>150627563said the exact same thing just now to someone and didn't know how to expand on this point.
>Irrelevant 14 shitters come on>No more goalsClassic
>>150627563yeah im sure these arsenal shitters will suddenly be able to beat a low block when they couldnt do it vs andorra
Yeah I feel Englel will get humiliated at the WC (if they qualify). Grim performance.
I KANE'NT SCORE
Top 5 Best players today:Anderson MaduekeRiceLewis skellyEze
>10 minutes left
>>150623464>MATCH THREAD 1this was optimistic werent it
>>150627608t. lost to Slovenia
corrr who was that tasty little totty sat next to the old man?
was that sting in the crowd?
>>150627625>Madueke>Rice>Lewis skelly>EzeDo the Gyökeres celebration blud
>>150627625>Lewis skelly>Eze>MaduekeDone nothing
>>150627639The thread for the reverse fixture got two.
>>150627670
>>150627661his wife.He's 30.
>>150627607Arsenal players scored/assisted both goals today
>>150627668that's not sting, that's a picture of sting
>>150627661anyone get a screenshot?
>>150627639>>150627726>>150627726>>150627726
>>150627737>making the thread early>with 5 minutes leftdone yourself
>>150627652yes
>>150627737Kek.
>>150627737:)
>>150627652I think it was Slovakia kek
at least you have diversity
>>150627737We're in here lads.
>Arsenigger diving
I don’t know about you but this Madueke character is quite shit.
500
>>150627737
>Retards in our country can't even spell England
>>150627832someone will think theyre smart and fall for this
>>150626931what a sad pathetic wanker he is
>>150626640Cycling, skiing and tax evasion
>>150627832lel
yellow for that? games gone
>>150627832It's England vs Andorra made shorter retard
>>150626640it's where they filmed avatar
>>150627740
>>150627963Kinda gay
>>150627963Guessing he's retarded, looks too old to hold a sign up like that unironically
>>150627740how old do you think she is, lads?
next time with more niggers
>>150627963>wanting sweaty shirtswhy are football fans like this
>>150627963Gonna photoshop a racial slure onto it and make the little cunt go viral on social media, hopefully get him banned from football
>>150627963can tell from looking at him he wants it to sell at cbe store to zestwood
>>150628006He's just going to stick it on ebay
>>150627963Gayyyyyyyyyy
>>150628038he wants that kane sugar
>>150628011if there's grass on the field
What a match that was lads, absolutely riveting stuff. So glad there's an international break instead of club footy this weekend. Thrilled.
>>150627914fell for it
>>150628132We have to decide which one of these teams will qualify for the WC somehow
>>15062801114
>>150627607>couldnt do it vs andorraThey've done it twice you mong
serbia already has the mass grave dug for >us. turdchel will be gone soon. is this really the best he can come up with - big dan beckenburn seeing more ball than anyone else? paying this kraut a fortune and he seems to have no idea what he's doing.the only positive things about this game are nobody got injured and jordna henderson didn't start.
>>150628206you wish
>>150628205you could introduce tiers with pro/rel between them though to keep the shitters apart