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three lions are now playing sub-edition
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business idea: bazball for the england mens football team
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>On ELO rating arsenal are the 2nd best team in the world right now

They really think like this
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>>150623919
the belgium of domestic football
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Marcus Rashford is just the second ever player to feature for the England men's team while playing his club football for Barcelona
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>onana gone
abu bros...
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is playing in NIFL comfy?
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>André Onana Nears Trabzonspor Loan from Manchester United

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>150624351
What a fall from grace
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lol, lmao
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>>150625424
kane needs to jump in with 2 feet there, more aggression will help him reach the ball
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>andershit
literally who is this random
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>>150623919
>2nd best
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>>150623884
Investing in this one

Get Big Ange in there yeah?
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>>150626639
You don't watch football. It's fine to admit it.
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gordon diving really badly against andorra
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>>150626639
some irrelevant 14er, bloody team is full of them, hence why we're struggling
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did the arsenal players play boring shit stokeball? wooooooooooooooow i am so shocked.......................................
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>>150627258
plays like he's a fan whose won a prize
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here's a big thought - leave the arsenal players at home
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>>150627487
Holding midfield is the hardest position to judge.
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lewis skelly sucks so bad why do they keep calling him up
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well that match happened
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>>150627654
Black and plays for a sky 6 club
You not worked this out yet anon?
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>fill the squad with Arsenal and Forest players
>play boring negative thug football like Arsenal and Forest
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>>150627654
oi u got a loicence for that racism govna?
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>>150628189
Newcastle have more players in the squad than Forest do. Also you're Irish, why do you even care.
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missed the game. how was it?
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>fill the squad with Arsenal and Forest and Newcastle players
>play boring negative thug football like Arsenal, Forest and Newcastle
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>>150628415
minimal standard met from England, plenty of chances, controlled everything, won decisively. weren't put under hardly any pressure and were against a shit low block for the entire game but the players looked dynamic and active and up for it.
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>>150628415
scraped a win against amateurs
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phil jones unironically saying it's "very difficult" to play against andorra
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this is the resolution of a starter for england's wikipedia profile
literally just a bloke off the street
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>>150628578
anderson was very good last season
probably 9 players on the pitch who had a worse match today
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>Calling up trashford over jgrealz
lolz
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>>150628578
up the gas
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>>150624351
>Club to club verbal agreement in place and final decision now up to Onana
>decision now up to Onana
He's staying.
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england fundamentally lack the mentality of a winning team
but when your top players are spurs and arsenal players it's to be expected
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Will Tuchel realise Kane is the cancer of the England team before it's too late?
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>>150628967
tuchel was stupid enough to play with wingers against a team that quite literally never left its own six yard box
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>international break
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>>150628674
grealish wouldve done something about that part timer low block 100%
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>>150628866
The Man City owners should invest in a London City men's team like with the women. London might finally have a non-embarrassing team to get behind.
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>>150629243
why are you so obsessed with our country its creeping me out
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Not to get political but i saw some clip of northern irish fans making fun of some palestine protest. Is it because ireland is pro palestine? Do they just oppose ireland in every situation?
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>>150629243
A quite incredible post even by the standards of your flag.
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based mick rattling the arsewogs
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>>150629318
yeah i dont really get it either but northern irish prots are pro israel and irish catholics are pro palestine
its a bit of a thing in england too with the tommy robinson types being pro israel
even the anti-trans left like graham linehan have picked a pro israel side
i hate politics
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>>150629318
Pretty much. Not a brain cell between them.
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>>150628578
Fucking hell, I'm seeing Ross Barkley everywhere
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Conmebol games are getting a lot of views on YT, lads. I think Uefa have missed a trick here somehow
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>>150629318
Protestants are White coded and root for Israel to behave like we wish we could. Catholics are brown coded and cry about other brownoids being oppressed or whatever.
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>>150630183
>putting England v Andorra on YT
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in case anyone needed another reason to hate yanks btw
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>>150630273
ITV did

if the games are so bad, why are they being played? we should have interesting qualifiers like South America instead
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LADS

Why are people who dont watch footie always insufferable to be around? Even the biggest chads can get along with the biggest incels if they both enjoy footie banter.
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>>150630238
the thing about the leftwing critique of israel as being white supremacist is that its obviously not true
a white englishman or irishman couldnt go there and take advantage of the supremacy and lots of jews like the mizrahi are obviously brown
the critique of jews thats real are the ones considered "conspiracies"
religious jews fulfilling ancient prophecies as well as powerful families of jews like the rothschilds that formed the state through influence in the british and american empires
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>>150630479
because being a normie is a good thing and people who don't like sports are usually not normies
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honestly, we're being mogged by conmebol lads

brazil got 6m views for their game

argentina got almost 8m

why can't uefa compete?
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>>150630664
dont even know what youre talking about
there are free games on youtube? why should anyone care?
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>>150630739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbHZhd4FHo&pp=2Aa_Aw%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6sgXdSkCn4&pp=0gcJCcYJAYcqIYzv

these are the amount of views they're getting for their qualifiers. uefa can't compete
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>>150624351
/MUG/ bros...
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>>150630869
theres like half a billion south americans
its like caring about the popularity of bollywood or chinese media
with whomst
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>>150630869
i watched and fully enjoyed brazil vs chile
the lack of commentary was a big plus imo
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>>150630933
and how many europeans are there?

they're killing us in the highlight game. killing us
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>>150630994
brazil is like england, france, germany and italy combined
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>>150628754
He's 3rd choice in a world cup year. Not that I think it'll make a difference because 1.he's shit whether he gets playing time or not a 2.i doubt cameroon have another keeper
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>>150631083
uefa has double the subs of comnebol
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can't wait for the break to be over so i can see caicedo, rodrygo and guehi all playing for the reds
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>>150631323
up the reds la. up slotto's lads la, neva 4get are jotlingz la
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this is sad even for you 190 lad.
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>>150630869
i woke up today with full intention of watching england x andorra but didn't bother because i knew it would be boring shit
i know it's wc qualifiers but you guys really should play against us more instead of these lame micronations
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you don't see this any more
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>>150631631
we hate it too brazilanon
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>rashford tries to dribble past spanish league tier 5 defender
>loses it
>worst ratings on bbc ratings
he'll still start the serbia game.
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>>150631631
every 4 years is fine if there was a world cup style tournament every 1 or 2 years it would mean much less
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Reminder Andorra's entire gameplan now are to be fucking annoying and to limit their losses. They've not lost by 3 goals for a few years now. That seems to be their goal. Their aim. Which is daft but still, pretty sure Capello beat them 6-0 and Southgate beat them 5-0. Madueke at least looks like a good alternative to Saka. Anderson looks a good option instead of Bellendham. Kane useless as usual (missed a sitter too).
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>>150631690
I don't understand why he's back, I thought we all agreed he was shite.
All he's done since being written off is play a few games for Villa, is that enough to make the England squad?
There's a dozen players who should be ahead of him.
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>>150631789
tuchel was asked about trashford in the after match presser and basically said as long as he tried hard he was happy
hopefully its just diplomatic language and he drops him before matches matter
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>>150631789
It's odd when Grealish has done well recently and it's not like you can go
>Well Rashford is doing well at Barca so Barca trumps Everton
When he is being hauled off at HT on his first start and has done cameos since. It is baffling. Gordon, Jones, Eze, Bowen, Madueke, Livramento can all play on LW and would prob be better. Hell, even MLS could probably go there if you wanted to put Hall at LB. Also weird how Andorra defend deep and the two goals are crosses which is, surprisingly, the way you beat deep defences (unless you got world class strikers and midfielders who don't mind running onto throughballs and risking them).
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>>150631789
The FA pick the England squad.
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>>150631631
sure but how do we play against you in european qualifiers?
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>>150631952
It's Andorra though, it doesn't matter. Let Rashy have his final day in the sun.
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>>150631971
Even that excuse doesn't wash because, OK, they pick the squad, you can still teach them to be quick and not crab pass. Also if the FA are picking Rashford then we're more fucked than I thought.
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>>150631971
ive had this thought too
there is no way tuchel looked at andorra and thought he should start 2 wingers
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>>150632018
>it doesn't matter
it's embarrassing to only win by 1-0 and 2-0 while teams like Greece batter Belarus 5-1 and Portugal batter Armenia 5-0 (Armenia are higher ranked than Andorra btw).
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>>150632290
No it isn't because Andorra parked the bus.
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>>150632713
So do lots of teams, they still get battered by proper teams. Remember when Bayern played part-timers from New Zealand who basically did nothing but defend? Still put 10 past them. Andorra parked that bus against Capello and England still won 6-0. In 2021, they parked the bus and Southgate led England won 5-0.
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>>150631652
didn't he also take penalties and freekicks and have like 48 career goals?
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Arsenal are the future of the English NT.
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>>150633238
I don't get it.
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>>150633627
>eternally 2nd place
already are unfortunately
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is /sp/ archive down on 4plebs?
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>>150633627
grim
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interesting that we were told about klopp's kids and yet there are 0 liverpool fc players in the england nt
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>>150633358
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>>150633806
spend a lot of time thinking about kids do ya
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Any of you guys remember this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSqmWOYxDws

Man, those were the days.
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>>150633358
he also won the Europa League, battering Declan Shite's West Ham on the way
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giddyup pardner
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>>150633985
This one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPw9j8AXBM

Takes me right back to the days Man United were actually good, and I fuckin hated them.
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wtf where’s the College Football?
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>>150634126
It's a hyooge day brah
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Massive 3pts for us today against the mighty Andorra eh
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>Thread maker faggots the second the thread hits limit
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>2 shots conceded
>0 on target
>defenders getting rated 6/10 by BBC
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>>150634106
Rio Ferdinand is the most overrated player in prem history.
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>>150633627
We're fucked
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>>150633733
Looks like it, shit's fucked breh
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England only winning 1-0 shows just how much progress Andorra are making
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>>150633733
>BREAKING: Microsoft says 'Multiple international subsea cables were cut in the Red Sea'
Wonder if it's related
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>>150634445
2-0 el beano
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>>150634545
If Israel's internet is down, /pol/ must be completely dead.
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Madueke hasn't had a goal or assist in the PL since January, yet Tuchel started him.

If he didn't play for a London club beloved by journalists he wouldn't be near the starting XI
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>>150634735
He looked pretty good though, put it on a plate for Eze
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>>150634735
but you have to agree london fc players are very classy and do a lot of top notch social media work
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>>150634789
when?
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>>150634926
in the match
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wembley crowds look like complete wankers
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>>150634975
The crowd did look like absolute wankers… since it was in VILLA PARK
Far more northern monkeys than usual
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>>150635170
daytripping wembley wankers
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>>150635170
was going to call this out also but then i thought nah who cares its probably some indian
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>>150635170
>just over 39,000 people went to watch that shit in person
Grim
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>>150635170
he's talking about the Coldplay fans, they're all a bunch of wankers
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>>150635224
Couldn’t resist mocking northerners desu
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>>150635200
most of them were villa fans because they all cheered when morgan rogers came on. loudest the crowd got.
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The 2 arsenal forwards have atrocious first touch, they look like turkish league players.
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did he ever reveal his findings?
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>>150636080
the research was completed but was left unpublished for undisclosed reasons
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Just been reading a tasty little piece (from June) in Forbes questioning why the media defends Liverpool the way they do and even why they run this fairy tale of them being a shoestring club.
Good quick read. Writer of it deserves to be knighted. Let's hope he encourages others to also pursue this before he shoots himself twice in the back of the head.
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>>150638602
can i get a link anon?
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>>150638602
link? find it hard to believe a yank paper would be honest about lebron fc
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>>150638733
>>150638747
Would have liked to see him delve deeper and do a full expose
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakgarnerpurkis/2025/06/30/media-shows-liverpool-fc-bias-with-150-million-florian-wirtz-coverage/
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>>150638777
>its real
lmao hes getting sacked in the morning
also checked
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>>150638777
holy shit
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archive.is version in case it ever gets pulled: https://archive.is/AY1pL



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