three lions are now playing sub-edition
business idea: bazball for the england mens football team
>On ELO rating arsenal are the 2nd best team in the world right nowThey really think like this
>>150623919the belgium of domestic football
Marcus Rashford is just the second ever player to feature for the England men's team while playing his club football for Barcelona
>onana goneabu bros...
is playing in NIFL comfy?
>André Onana Nears Trabzonspor Loan from Manchester UnitedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150624351What a fall from grace
lol, lmao
>>150625424kane needs to jump in with 2 feet there, more aggression will help him reach the ball
>andershitliterally who is this random
>>150623919>2nd best
>>150623884Investing in this oneGet Big Ange in there yeah?
>>150626639You don't watch football. It's fine to admit it.
gordon diving really badly against andorra
>>150626639some irrelevant 14er, bloody team is full of them, hence why we're struggling
did the arsenal players play boring shit stokeball? wooooooooooooooow i am so shocked.......................................
>>150627258plays like he's a fan whose won a prize
here's a big thought - leave the arsenal players at home
>>150627487Holding midfield is the hardest position to judge.
lewis skelly sucks so bad why do they keep calling him up
well that match happened
>>150627654Black and plays for a sky 6 clubYou not worked this out yet anon?
>fill the squad with Arsenal and Forest players>play boring negative thug football like Arsenal and Forest
>>150627654oi u got a loicence for that racism govna?
>>150628189Newcastle have more players in the squad than Forest do. Also you're Irish, why do you even care.
missed the game. how was it?
>fill the squad with Arsenal and Forest and Newcastle players>play boring negative thug football like Arsenal, Forest and Newcastle
>>150628415minimal standard met from England, plenty of chances, controlled everything, won decisively. weren't put under hardly any pressure and were against a shit low block for the entire game but the players looked dynamic and active and up for it.
>>150628415scraped a win against amateurs
phil jones unironically saying it's "very difficult" to play against andorra
this is the resolution of a starter for england's wikipedia profileliterally just a bloke off the street
>>150628578anderson was very good last seasonprobably 9 players on the pitch who had a worse match today
>Calling up trashford over jgrealzlolz
>>150628578up the gas
>>150624351>Club to club verbal agreement in place and final decision now up to Onana>decision now up to OnanaHe's staying.
england fundamentally lack the mentality of a winning teambut when your top players are spurs and arsenal players it's to be expected
Will Tuchel realise Kane is the cancer of the England team before it's too late?
>>150628967tuchel was stupid enough to play with wingers against a team that quite literally never left its own six yard box
>international break
>>150628674grealish wouldve done something about that part timer low block 100%
>>150628866The Man City owners should invest in a London City men's team like with the women. London might finally have a non-embarrassing team to get behind.
>>150629243why are you so obsessed with our country its creeping me out
Not to get political but i saw some clip of northern irish fans making fun of some palestine protest. Is it because ireland is pro palestine? Do they just oppose ireland in every situation?
>>150629243A quite incredible post even by the standards of your flag.
based mick rattling the arsewogs
>>150629318yeah i dont really get it either but northern irish prots are pro israel and irish catholics are pro palestine its a bit of a thing in england too with the tommy robinson types being pro israeleven the anti-trans left like graham linehan have picked a pro israel sidei hate politics
>>150629318Pretty much. Not a brain cell between them.
>>150628578Fucking hell, I'm seeing Ross Barkley everywhere
Conmebol games are getting a lot of views on YT, lads. I think Uefa have missed a trick here somehow
>>150629318Protestants are White coded and root for Israel to behave like we wish we could. Catholics are brown coded and cry about other brownoids being oppressed or whatever.
>>150630183>putting England v Andorra on YT
in case anyone needed another reason to hate yanks btw
>>150630273ITV didif the games are so bad, why are they being played? we should have interesting qualifiers like South America instead
LADSWhy are people who dont watch footie always insufferable to be around? Even the biggest chads can get along with the biggest incels if they both enjoy footie banter.
>>150630238the thing about the leftwing critique of israel as being white supremacist is that its obviously not truea white englishman or irishman couldnt go there and take advantage of the supremacy and lots of jews like the mizrahi are obviously brownthe critique of jews thats real are the ones considered "conspiracies"religious jews fulfilling ancient prophecies as well as powerful families of jews like the rothschilds that formed the state through influence in the british and american empires
>>150630479because being a normie is a good thing and people who don't like sports are usually not normies
honestly, we're being mogged by conmebol ladsbrazil got 6m views for their gameargentina got almost 8mwhy can't uefa compete?
>>150630664dont even know what youre talking aboutthere are free games on youtube? why should anyone care?
>>150630739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbHZhd4FHo&pp=2Aa_Aw%3D%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6sgXdSkCn4&pp=0gcJCcYJAYcqIYzvthese are the amount of views they're getting for their qualifiers. uefa can't compete
>>150624351/MUG/ bros...
>>150630869theres like half a billion south americans its like caring about the popularity of bollywood or chinese media with whomst
>>150630869i watched and fully enjoyed brazil vs chilethe lack of commentary was a big plus imo
>>150630933and how many europeans are there?they're killing us in the highlight game. killing us
>>150630994brazil is like england, france, germany and italy combined
>>150628754He's 3rd choice in a world cup year. Not that I think it'll make a difference because 1.he's shit whether he gets playing time or not a 2.i doubt cameroon have another keeper
>>150631083uefa has double the subs of comnebol
can't wait for the break to be over so i can see caicedo, rodrygo and guehi all playing for the reds
>>150631323up the reds la. up slotto's lads la, neva 4get are jotlingz la
this is sad even for you 190 lad.
>>150630869i woke up today with full intention of watching england x andorra but didn't bother because i knew it would be boring shiti know it's wc qualifiers but you guys really should play against us more instead of these lame micronations
you don't see this any more
>>150631631we hate it too brazilanon
>rashford tries to dribble past spanish league tier 5 defender>loses it>worst ratings on bbc ratingshe'll still start the serbia game.
>>150631631every 4 years is fine if there was a world cup style tournament every 1 or 2 years it would mean much less
Reminder Andorra's entire gameplan now are to be fucking annoying and to limit their losses. They've not lost by 3 goals for a few years now. That seems to be their goal. Their aim. Which is daft but still, pretty sure Capello beat them 6-0 and Southgate beat them 5-0. Madueke at least looks like a good alternative to Saka. Anderson looks a good option instead of Bellendham. Kane useless as usual (missed a sitter too).
>>150631690I don't understand why he's back, I thought we all agreed he was shite.All he's done since being written off is play a few games for Villa, is that enough to make the England squad?There's a dozen players who should be ahead of him.
>>150631789tuchel was asked about trashford in the after match presser and basically said as long as he tried hard he was happyhopefully its just diplomatic language and he drops him before matches matter
>>150631789It's odd when Grealish has done well recently and it's not like you can go>Well Rashford is doing well at Barca so Barca trumps EvertonWhen he is being hauled off at HT on his first start and has done cameos since. It is baffling. Gordon, Jones, Eze, Bowen, Madueke, Livramento can all play on LW and would prob be better. Hell, even MLS could probably go there if you wanted to put Hall at LB. Also weird how Andorra defend deep and the two goals are crosses which is, surprisingly, the way you beat deep defences (unless you got world class strikers and midfielders who don't mind running onto throughballs and risking them).
>>150631789The FA pick the England squad.
>>150631631sure but how do we play against you in european qualifiers?
>>150631952It's Andorra though, it doesn't matter. Let Rashy have his final day in the sun.
>>150631971Even that excuse doesn't wash because, OK, they pick the squad, you can still teach them to be quick and not crab pass. Also if the FA are picking Rashford then we're more fucked than I thought.
>>150631971ive had this thought toothere is no way tuchel looked at andorra and thought he should start 2 wingers
>>150632018>it doesn't matterit's embarrassing to only win by 1-0 and 2-0 while teams like Greece batter Belarus 5-1 and Portugal batter Armenia 5-0 (Armenia are higher ranked than Andorra btw).
>>150632290No it isn't because Andorra parked the bus.
>>150632713So do lots of teams, they still get battered by proper teams. Remember when Bayern played part-timers from New Zealand who basically did nothing but defend? Still put 10 past them. Andorra parked that bus against Capello and England still won 6-0. In 2021, they parked the bus and Southgate led England won 5-0.
>>150631652didn't he also take penalties and freekicks and have like 48 career goals?
Arsenal are the future of the English NT.
>>150633238I don't get it.
>>150633627>eternally 2nd placealready are unfortunately
is /sp/ archive down on 4plebs?
>>150633627grim
interesting that we were told about klopp's kids and yet there are 0 liverpool fc players in the england nt
>>150633358
>>150633806spend a lot of time thinking about kids do ya
Any of you guys remember this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSqmWOYxDwsMan, those were the days.
>>150633358he also won the Europa League, battering Declan Shite's West Ham on the way
giddyup pardner
>>150633985This one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPw9j8AXBMTakes me right back to the days Man United were actually good, and I fuckin hated them.
wtf where’s the College Football?
>>150634126It's a hyooge day brah
Massive 3pts for us today against the mighty Andorra eh
>Thread maker faggots the second the thread hits limit
>2 shots conceded>0 on target>defenders getting rated 6/10 by BBC
>>150634106Rio Ferdinand is the most overrated player in prem history.
>>150633627We're fucked
>>150633733Looks like it, shit's fucked breh
England only winning 1-0 shows just how much progress Andorra are making
>>150633733>BREAKING: Microsoft says 'Multiple international subsea cables were cut in the Red Sea'Wonder if it's related
>>1506344452-0 el beano
>>150634545If Israel's internet is down, /pol/ must be completely dead.
Madueke hasn't had a goal or assist in the PL since January, yet Tuchel started him.If he didn't play for a London club beloved by journalists he wouldn't be near the starting XI
>>150634735He looked pretty good though, put it on a plate for Eze
>>150634735but you have to agree london fc players are very classy and do a lot of top notch social media work
>>150634789when?
>>150634926in the match
wembley crowds look like complete wankers
>>150634975The crowd did look like absolute wankers… since it was in VILLA PARKFar more northern monkeys than usual
>>150635170daytripping wembley wankers
>>150635170was going to call this out also but then i thought nah who cares its probably some indian
>>150635170>just over 39,000 people went to watch that shit in personGrim
>>150635170he's talking about the Coldplay fans, they're all a bunch of wankers
>>150635224Couldn’t resist mocking northerners desu
>>150635200most of them were villa fans because they all cheered when morgan rogers came on. loudest the crowd got.
The 2 arsenal forwards have atrocious first touch, they look like turkish league players.
did he ever reveal his findings?
>>150636080the research was completed but was left unpublished for undisclosed reasons
Just been reading a tasty little piece (from June) in Forbes questioning why the media defends Liverpool the way they do and even why they run this fairy tale of them being a shoestring club.Good quick read. Writer of it deserves to be knighted. Let's hope he encourages others to also pursue this before he shoots himself twice in the back of the head.
>>150638602can i get a link anon?
>>150638602link? find it hard to believe a yank paper would be honest about lebron fc
>>150638733>>150638747Would have liked to see him delve deeper and do a full expose>https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakgarnerpurkis/2025/06/30/media-shows-liverpool-fc-bias-with-150-million-florian-wirtz-coverage/
>>150638777>its reallmao hes getting sacked in the morningalso checked
>>150638777holy shit
archive.is version in case it ever gets pulled: https://archive.is/AY1pL
>>150638847based. scousers on the ropes
>>150638602>from Junesort your life out Dave
>>150639019>paddy already seethingL M A OMAO
>>150638777based but anyone who isn’t a Liverpool ‘fan’ and followed at least transfer window knows this. Only Manure in their prime had the same levels of dick riding.
>>150639086kek very very accurate
>>150638777he should be beheaded!
>Carsley bad not a big game>Tuchel bad not Englishok let's just go get an Englishman with a big name, you fucking hypocritical morons
so if I had stumbled upon a photo of mick jagger with a lady on each arm, I would have sold it to the papers with the headline 'two birds with one stone' and my family would be set for life
would prefer international football was relegated to a window at the end of the season so i could ignore it completely and go on holiday.
kulusevski posted a picture of his knee operation on his instagram then deleted it a minute later kekhttps://x.com/karloss19991/status/1964382709129654615fooking disgusting
>>150639823how does this relate to the english premier league?
>>150640007He's drunk on maple syrup. Do *not* approach.
>>150640007you wouldnt get it
>>150640048real maple syrup is pretty legit i cant blame him for getting lost in the sauce
>>150639843Oooh, that looks like a bit of a nasty nick
I have a strong feeling that amorim will rape pep next week, and get a point against chelsea. But regardless, united will proceed to lose 0-3 to sunderland right after
Best world cup track? Easy. Dario G - Carnaval de Paris.
>>150640570>amorim will rape pep next weekit's pretty crazy that his record against pep so far is win-win-draw
ONANA LEAVES UNITED>Manchester United keeper is leaving to join Turkish club Trabzonspor
>>150640735GOODBYE GOATGOODBYE GOAT
>>150640735Who will singlehandedly knock United out of Europe now...
>>150640913Take your pick! It's a who's who of complete dogshit!
>>150640735Really makes you wonder how Maguire survived so long, they showed no mercy to other frauds.
>>150641672Maguire eventually became good, onana keeps having shitshows and shows no sign of improving
>>150641672>rarely gets injured >works hard>never complains no matter how much shit he gets He's a good lad. Also, he takes rocket penalties.
>>150642332>Maguire eventually became good,Not really, he's a substitute now.
Is THIS your hero?
>>1506426164 legends
>>150642616no wonder dave is a fan of united
HELLO HELLO HELLO
6 days until league footy is back
Please let man united get relegatedIt would be so funny and kinoI dont want to live in a world where nothing ever happens
We will fix him Napolisisters
>>150624351I'd never heard of the guy before he showed up at ManU, has he always been a fucking meme?
mental how london clubs just breed failure
>>150640735Remember when they first signed him and those fuckwit "experts" on sky sports were highlighting his amazing distribution and talking about how brilliant he was kek
>>150645135>His smile and optimism: Restored>>150645369>has he always been a fucking meme?Imo, yeah, kinda. He used to play for that Ajax side that had a great CL run in that season Liverpool won it. They got fucked hard by Tottenham and that gave us that fucking god awful embarrassment of a CL final. After that CL season, he got banned for a year because of a doping case and the hype died out a little. After the ban, he went to Inter and got a couple of domestic cups but I think Inter won the league the season before and the season after he came and left. He did get to a CL final with Inter which ended in Man City winning the CL because of a Lukaku masterclass. So tl;dr, yes. He's always been a bit of a meme. >>150645438What's really funny is that I'm like 99.99% sure that he's made the exact same type of silly mistakes he made at United at Ajax as well.
>>150645438>everyone right now talking about lammens' great shot-stoppingI cant wait
turkish GOAT will stay as no 1 GK for United b t w
>>150638777it's klopp's fault villa were refballed out of europe a year after klopp stopped managing liverpool lads
klopp is a salty german cuntglad he got chased out of the country with his asterisk medal
>>150634179Fucking dickhead
>AC Milan walk away from Joe Gomez deal as they have not received authorisation for Gomez to travel yet. Agreement was in place and CB was ready to join the club. Deal now off. Liverpool couldn't sort out a replacement defender so blocked the agreed move. What a vile club. Liverpool's chairman Tom Werner clearly deserves waves of abuse and death threats over this.
Joe Gomez spotted in floods of tears as he's surrounded by his family. His dream move was blocked!
>>150623919yes
>>150639086every liverpool fan
>>150623884>bazball for the england mens football teamThis was the World Cup in 2018
rashford hasn't scored a goal since aprilbizarre call-up
Man Utd must be a horrible working environment its amazing players, staff and managers still choose to go there to work.
>cry more :laughingemoji:>keep crying: tearsemojix3:How do you respond without sounding like you're mad or crying ?
>>150647703list a bunch of names of logical fallacies
>>150635170The crowd were very blatantly cockneys you could even see them leaving at half time like they always do
>>150647703I remember that I am white and they are brown
>>150647768t. coping keirhttps://x.com/palacetom99/status/1964362968273211466
>>150647804Imageboard not a linkboard pal
this was such a nice away kit
>>150647807you should apply for a janitorial position
why doesnt the transfer window just close the day before the season startsthat way no one can refuse to play to get a transfer at most they could not train which would hurt them wherever they go
>>150647562not defending him but
>>150647819looks like a rejected juve kit that faded in the wash
How come the England NT doesnt draft like a Championship team when meeting shitters like Andora or San Marino?Wouldnt it be a good opportunity to scout a bit in the lower leagues and take advantage that England has the best lower leagues in the world?
>>150648019Because that would cause genuine outrage among the FA and media.There did use to be an England B team that last played 18 years ago.
>>150647894That kind of thing always annoyed me too. Remember when they closed the window way earlier than everyone else to solve this and everyone with a brain knew what would happen is JFs would unsettle PL players and there would be no way for PL clubs to buy replacements? Which is exactly what did happen so they changed it again.Things like this are why, if I needed anymore convincing, that the system has to be corrupt because it's impossible for a billion pound company to be this incompetent and equally retarded.
>>150648019england's 1st choice xi barely scraped past andorra
intersting
>>150648160LMAO!
Okay real talk: Why tf are Citeh so shit right now? Is it because Pep's tactics are ineffective now? Are they completely fucked for good? Let's hear your thoughts.
>>150648160But it's €80m and that's with addons.
>>150648292The new players aren't as good as what Pep used to have
>>150648292Poor transfer windows, too much winning, psychological softness, squad being all tiny delicate manlets when the rest of the league are buying up these rapid 6' beasts
>>150648292I blame the losses of rodri and kdb
if you were wondering why there have been fewer liverpool posts this weekend
>>150648744>Liversimp damage controlling
>>150648935You're fucking pathetic.
>>150648935SAAR WHY DO THEY ALLOW THESE POSTS SAAR
Just googled Liverpool and the 1st result was a news article about pedos
>>150648935could you have handled a joke any worse mate
>>150649149Liversimp doesn't do jokes.
>>150649149i'm not obliged to find unfunny posts funny nor to be nice to right wing freaks
>>150649202You've had a complete meltdown you sad cunt.
>>150649202can i recommend bluesky? you can post about your interests there in safety
>>150649215in what way am i melting downdid i dare to disagree with you
>>150649235>in what way am i melting downI've never seen anyone post something like >>150648935 before. A normal person would ignore it and move on. But you're obviously not a normal person.
liverpool are factually popular in indialiversissy is the one that finds this fact offensive, inherently vile and racist when others are just stating facts
>>150649298big fan of falling in for authority figures even when they're wrong aren't you
>>150649346>taking 4chan so super seriously that you can't even cope with a post getting deletedI've had posts of mine deleted before, I didn't bitch and cry over it like you did.
>mitoma brings japanese fans to brightonis that offensive?>son brought lots of korean fans to tottenhamis that offensive?>lots of indians support liverpoolwhy is that offensive?
>>15064816013.5m is still absurd for a loan fee
>>150649393again, i'm struggling to see how you came to the conclusion that i "can't cope"i'm sat on my settee watching the cricket and posting on 4chani'm not madyou're not madno one is mad on 4chan this is a fun way to waste time
>>150649443>i'm not madActions speak louder than words, Liversimp. If you weren't mad you wouldn't have made that image. You would have ignored it and moved on. The fact you couldn't proves you've had a meltdown. You've made a complete tit of yourself lad.
>>150649505>ladokay i take it back you are genuinely mad
>>150649541>you are genuinely madHave a look in the mirror before you accuse others. I didn't make an image crying about a post getting deleted because you couldn't take a joke. You did.
>>150649590no one is cryingi'll call clueless janitors clueless just like i'll call people who follow right wing clickbait accounts on twitter absolute losers
>>150649616>no one is cryingStop denying it, nobody believes you. Normal Anons on 4chan do not post absolute cope like that if they get a post deleted. They move on.>i'll call clueless janitors clueless just like i'll call people who follow right wing clickbait accounts on twitter absolute losersPot, meet kettle. If you want to show the jannies how to do it properly you should apply.
>arguing on the internet
>Everton's new signing Ornella Vignola became the first player to score a hat-trick against Liverpool in a Merseyside Derby since Dixie Dean in September 1931
>>150649862>let's treat men's and women's football as the exact same sportNo.
hype
>>150648991Google tailors results based on the profile they have on you.
>>150650275>Google "how to improve myself">no results, Google says I'm perfectit's real
>>150650352Google knows it can't polish a turd.
>>150650409we don't sign our posts here (Editor's note: second time (minimum) he's posted about polishing turds today)
and for the record 'lipstick on a pig' should suffice going forward, no need to make this a fecal matter hehe
>narcissist>fixated on turds>canadian flagGot ourselves a proper little dot head here.
Sorry lads, but at this point I physically need the footie back. Why the absolute fuck do they insist on having shit internationals when the season has only just restarted?
>>150650650third time (minimum) this guy has talked about turds today unprompted btw
HE'S GONE MAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH EMERGENCY ALERT
that was a bit loud
>>150651150ok we're all here let's have it
i didnt get an emergency alert must have turned it off beforealways a test anyway innit what are they gonna tell me war with russia? covid 2?
>>150650650please don’t imply the canadian is a jeet, he’ll be having a melty for the rest of the day now.
when you make scrambled eggs do you add milk?
>>150651324ACTUALLY NO I WON'T YOU VILE PIG I TAKE IT IN STRIDE AND GOOD HUMOUR
>>150650275He must have been a scouser
>the absolute state
>>150651380I do, but my scrambled eggs are closer to a broken up omelette
You do go and watch your local non-league side, right /sp/?
>>150651823>£18not anymore i dont
>>150652189>next gen
>>150652189flipping nora I remember it used to be cheaper than that for premmy games!
great thread lads, good progress.
>americans call a mars bar a milkyway
>>150651823my local local side (isthmian premier) i seldom attend, the ground and experience is just not there for the price tag (£18 matches). i'd rather go support the bigger non-league side, with a much better matchday experience, for £25 a game (southend).for the same price i can either sit with 600 noisy lads in the stands making a racket, or i can stand in the cow sheds with 10 blokes moaning about the quality of play on our 4g pitch.
>>150652860>The Milky Way bar is made of nougat, topped with caramel and covered with milk chocolate. It was created in 1923 by Frank C. Mars and originally manufactured in Minneapolis, Minnesota.>It was first manufactured in Slough, England under the Mars bar name in 1932 by Forrest Mars Sr., son of American candy maker Frank C. Mars.[2] He modelled it after his father's Milky Way bar, which was already popular in the US, adjusting the recipe to better suit European tastes.>bongs call a milky way a mars bar
>>150653148so what do you call a milky way?
So now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Liverpool won the transfer window ?
anons, we also have a milky way (it's one of my favourites from a celebrations box).
>>150653190Goat bar. Loved it when i was kid
>>150653218over Kudus, Xavi Simons, Palhinha, and extending the contract of the best CB in the league?
>>150653190apparently there's an american milky way and a global milky way. the global has no caramel topping and less dense nougat center compared to the US milky way and mars barweird. why would you willingly remove caramel
Pie, mash, peas and gravy at Rotherham United£5.50
>tfw they stopped making Flytes>tfw original Milky Ways used to be just like them
>>150653356we have both so it wasnt taken away, its like asking why takeaway the peanuts from snickersand theyre really good do recommend if you get the chance
>>150653403oh if you have both versions then guess it doesn't matter.next time i go to a grocery store with a bong section i'll see if they have any
the yank mind can't comprehend this
>>150653462you're right, i cannot. our smarties are flavored chalk.
>>150653252Yes,marginally better than that because of how much better Isak and Ekitike are compared to Rwanda Congo Mali
>>150653218Shame that's all they'll be winning this season after blowing 500m
>>150653362Very nice
Worried Liverpool might be light up front during AFCON and they lose Salah, Ekitike and Isak
>>150653989Ekitike is FrenchIsak is SwedishBut you knew this, so have a (You) you dopamine addict.
>Liverpool have spent £500m and still need bailed out by PGMOLCrazy to think United are in their most banter of banter eras and somehow they still aren't as embarrassing as Liverpool.
>>150654221morning dave
Why did Chelsea agree to just give Bayern a player?
>>150654232We don’t sign our posts here.
>>150654273They offloaded a troublesome, moody, nignog more like.Bayern just got a taller Sadio Mane.
>>150653989Don't forget Guehi and Frimpong.
>>150653190Looks like a 3 Musketeers to me
>>150654541they both play for uefa sides
if we're going to talk delicious Cadbury treats let's try and keep it /epl/ related
>>150654221Even if that was remotely true (and it's not), it's funny how you casually ignore that manure have spent far more than that on the likes of Antony, Garnacho, Onana, Sancho, Pogba, Maguire, Casemiro and their latest flop Sesko
>aging former superstar signs for struggling team
the purple snack bar mogs everyone, but i can't upload illustrative pics
i keep seeing cadbury bournville being advertised, apparently its been a thing for a while they just hav new flavours but id never heard of ithas anyone tried it? bit strange to name yourself after a place in birminghamalso netherlands lithuania is 2-2
>>150654941Club Milk ?
>>150654941dairy milk?
this might turn into a diplomatic incident
>>150654941Flakes or Twirls?
>>150655025>>150655086>>150655216the purple one in this pic by this nigel, left bottom.tastes so freakin good, and the original UK cadbury snack is even better than the slop they ship overboard, here in supermarkets there is a dedicated section called "london cacao(choclate)" cuz the london choclate bars are just better for some reason.
>>150655422i don't want to sound dramatic but i wish nothing but bad fortune on the individual(s) responsible for killing the white Flakes, S tier and they killed it. flakes fell of after that, twirls is not that good as well
>>150655432Cadbury turned to shit when some American company bought it and decided to change things up because it was better (cheaper). I think they started including that vomit additive (true story) that's in American "chocolate" which makes it taste dogshit.
Man City will lose btw
>/epl/ - confectionary talk As with most food, I believe the candy in other countries is made of cleaner ingredients than the United States. The candy in Australia seemed much tastier and didn’t make me feel sick.
>>150655650UK still has the original recipe which is why it's superior to the rest of the world. When the company was sold it was in writing that the UK version may not be changed.
>>150655518I honestly don't even remember what Twirls are like. I would always get a Flake over it. I just know Twirls have a purple wrapper.
>>150655650>>150655757that actually seems plausible, even the quality street my old man brought from london was somewhat better.
>>150655738our chocolate candy market is all about peanut butter really. like why would i eat a hershey bar over good euro chocolate. but euros dont do peanut butter like we do, so we got that at least.
>>150655738had a Hershey's and it was pretty nice, 2bh
>lion is discontinuedlife is suffering
>>150655948>2007 olds
>>150655863It’s why Reese’s is the best >>150655869Kiss or a bar? The bars pair well to make s’mores
>>150655862Yeah, my american friend asks me to import UK chocolate all the time.
>>150654161Nope
>>150655863what's a good brand of peanut butter? i wonder if i could get it here
does the UK have pic related? it's my favorite
>>150655986bar>>150656102never seen it. looks metal af tho
>>150656067what just like a jar of peanut butter? i'm sure there's organic or fancy shit that is best, and probably impossible to get for you, but out of the normal stuff i prefer jif (crunchy). other popular brands are skippy, peter pan, smuckers. which i bet is sold somewhere in the UK
how is curly wurly still made, refuse to believe anyone enjoys them
chocs are not /sp/ relatedcrisps are
UK chocolate tastes better than American because it has 15% more cocoa. American chocolate also uses Butyric Acid which leaves a sickly aftertaste.The cocoa percentage is actually written into UK law so it can't be changed.
>>150655948Wait, really? I'm pretty sure I still see them at my local Tesco
>>150656595it may have turned out to be fake news from 2007maybe life isnt suffering after all
>Memphis Depay extends his lead as Netherlands men's all-time top goalscorer (52).mad that
>>150656807surprisingly watchable gamehope no dutch were mocking our andorra performance
>>150656807player of the year and best signing of all time Teijani Reindeers had a stinker and hooked in the same game but you won't hear the media report that
How do you /epl/ and /3pm/ anons pass the time during the international breaks?
>>150656341When at the right temperature and consistency they’re great, but they do swing between too hard/brittle and tooth worryingly chewy.
>>150657042Have to spend time with the kids
>>150657042i watch other sports
>>150657042dress up as a girl and watch anime
>>150657042suffering.every day? suffer, suffer man they call me.the demiurge refusing to leave me be, am fighting an inter dimensional war mere mortals can never comprehend, watching the premier league was the only way to illusion me into sanity, but every int break, i am disillusioned....once more...and the fight never ends.
The disrespect and hate for onana is unrealHope united gets relegated
>>150657002What the...who do the media think he is? Wirtz?
>>150657767He has lost them many games, but to be fair to him the defense is also abysmal so it's not all his fault. But their "fans" always think changing one poor player for another is what will turn everything around. Hojlund was also not the sole reason for them not winning games and when Sesko, Cunha, and Mbeumo all inevitably flop the fans will cry about new strikers are needed in order to win games again.
>>150654808modern cadbury's is full of crap and tastes like shit, that yank company ruined their products when they took over
>>150657767I can only watch saeed when he's alone. this video was too much for me to handle, had to stop it halfway
best ireland vs g*rmany starting
>>150659375DIS MANEJUH......BRADDA....
i miss when all managers dressed like this
4 arsenals players starting for england mad ting innit
>>150659469predicting another Wirtz disasterclass
>>150659859explains the utter SHITE they are putting out dunnit
>>150659859mad ting bludfam
>>150659469If they lose to a Norn Iron team with Peacock-Farrell in goal Nagelsmann should jump off Brandenburg Gate
blackpilled by that NI squad, jfc, thought they were safe
>>150659619my favorite thing a manager does is dress like shit for most matches but when it's a european night or a big match/derby, they dress in suits etc. I am very autistic about this
>>150660373Probably the most fucked out of anyone, there's less than 2m natives so they'll get replaced fast.
Man United Summer TransfersIncoming>Diego Leon>Senne Lammens>Benjamin Sesko>Matheus Cunha >Bryan MbeumoOutgoing>Antony Santos>Jadon Sancho>Marcus Rashford>Andre Onana>Rasmus Hojlund>Victor Lindelof>Christian Eriksen>Alejandro Garnacho
>>150661068grim
>>150661068what a disasterlove a good /mug/ me this utter failure + amorim will keep mugchads well fed
>>150661167Objectively good transfers, you little cuck.
>>150661188See: >>150661195
>>150661255see
>>150661068never seen this lammens bloke but if he's at least a 5/10 we're gonna get a lot less /mug/s boys
>>150661068>>Jadon Sancho>>Marcus Rashford>>Rasmus HojlundAll still on the books
wow
>>150661920Based
>>150661549In your mum's books (shes a slag)
>>150661326He's a very good shot stopper. Stopped 5/9 penalties.
Guess who's cooking another stinker
>>150663024>6.2did he even touch the ball?
>>150663044apparently he had a great touch but im sorry you couldnt pay me to watch that shit
>>150663024you can literally see his autism
>Mikel Merino has scored a hattrick against Turkey Lol. Lmao. Yet England can't even manage three against Andorra lmaoooooooooooooo00000000000000.
>>150661326>>150662736Lammens does have a weakness. Can you guess what it is without looking it up? I'll give you a hint. It's an issue for United already :)
>>150664124How long until Arsenal just play him up front again?
>>150664340Too sexy?
>>150664360When Gyokeres gets injured because they have no strikers.>>150664462Nope, he's shit in the air and even worse at crosses. He's another vampire GK.
WELL WELL WELL
>>150665068terrible night for the homeless
New internet bot detection test: If they refer to Turkey as Turkiye with the gay little umlaut then they're 100% a bot. Not a single person on an english-language keyboard knows how to type an umlaut, and yet you see it in reddit all over the place. You cannot disprove this.
belgium have a golden generation again
FUCK. What happened fellow citymongsters?
>>150665398not hard to just google the name and then copy paste the u umlaut. i do the same with the pound sign in here when i'm mentioning transfer fees or whatever. i used to know the alt codes for the umlaut letters cause i studied german in high school but don't remember them now. and don't have a numpad anyway.but yeah it's turkey idc what they want their country to be called, english speakers get to decide and it's turkey.
>Fartian Auschwirtz finally gets a goalAnd all it took was playing again the titans of international football: Northern Ireland. Even Woltesharte managed an assist as well
>England boss Thomas Tuchel wants his team to use long throw-ins and play long balls at next summer's World Cup.>The Three Lions are top of Group K in qualifying with four wins from four, five points above Serbia - who they visit on Tuesday.>Tuchel's side have played fewer long balls as a percentage of passes (4%) in qualifying than Gareth Southgate's England did at Euro 2024 (8.8%). But two of those four games have been against Andorra.>Long throws, meanwhile, have become a bigger feature in recent times in English football.>"I told you - the long throw-in is back," Tuchel said. "But we do not have a lot of time. But once we arrive at the World Cup, all these things matter, so we will also talk about long throw-ins, we will talk about long kicks from the goalkeeper and not only playing short.">Tuchel will have three more international breaks to work with England players before pre-World Cup friendlies - presuming the Three Lions do qualify for the tournament.>"But we cannot put everything into four days of training. But these things will matter. And let's see," Tuchel said. "I need to reflect now with my assistant coaches. All these patterns are back and crosses are back as well."lol, lmao
>>150666047i'm not as high on england as a lot of people are but they are definitely talented enough to not play stokeballwhy is he doing this
>>150659862OH NO NO NO NO ANOTHER L FOR YOU DAVEhttps://streamff.com/v/052566ee
kek i knew citymong would bite that
>>150666108Terrorist TommyAfter England crash out of 2026 to someone like Uzbekistan, he will stand up in the news conference, reveal his Nazi armband and starting singing the Deutschlandlied
Merino scored more goals playing in defensive midfield than wirtz did against worse opposition and playing in attack. The 30m or whatever it was for merino was a steal.
>>150666047why is that funny? both are sensible and good ideas
>>150666298i'd respect him for it desu
>>150666047so that's why he's filling the squad with Arsenal and Poocastle players
>>150666498But Liverpool play more long balls than Arsenal and Newcastle.
>>150666047might as well get rory delap in as a coach, should call up his son as well since we need a good backup for kane
>>150666047Was Pulis the Cruyff of his generation?
>>150666825pretty sure liam delap is committed to england, he's just ded at the moment
>>150666926you confused me for a second because i thought rory delap was english so why would liam have to commit, guess i forgot rory played for ireland(born and raised in england though)
Basedhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencybod.medsky.social/post/3lyagrqzxrc2o
>>150667198>bsky.app
>>150667198>this one German who thinks /epl/ is /brit/This isn't /int/ you stupid cunt.
>>150667198He's just wrong and brainwashed, sadly.
>>150661068>spent 230 million on these shitters in "incomings"LMFAO has to be the worst transfer window out of the big 6
>>150666108Liverpool play long throws btw. It's all just a percentage game.
