previous >>150625224
Refs need to flag the slow sub shit. That's something that Saban started doing to stall no-huddle offenses
spot the ferentz year
>iowaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>150627096I'm seeing way too many indians in the Texas crowd.
>>150627096Garbage thread make a new one with a proper picture
my ponies :)
>the Iowa offense is looking like shit
>>150627136Don't like it? Don't sub. Simple as.
check in michiganbros. we beat the ncaa.
CYCLONECHADS WE FEASTING
My Gophies finna drop a hunny on these bums
>hawkeyes
>>150627096What would cfb look like now if the NCAA hadn't listened to Saban's whining and made the defensive sub rule?
Florida is letting fans play to try and make the game seem even
>>150627168Nah fuck off, the DL need to move their asses
>>150627099in cfb the coaches are the storyline first, then players, and there is deep loyalty to the school you support
The state of Iowa
SAY IT WITH ME: E L I T E
>>150627162>the Iowa offense is looking like shitwestern civilization truly has collapsed
>>150627136simply don't sub
>>150627196wouldn't be nearly as funny
hiring manager hereSchools are delegated into different categories when we review resumes, based on their US News ranking>S TierIvies, Stanford, Caltech, Johns Hopkins, Duke, Vandy etc>A Tier"Public ivies" like UNC, Florida, UVA, Cal Berkeley, UCLA, Michigan etc>B TierRespectable state schools like Wisconsin, Ohio St, Georgia, Purdue, Florida St etc>C TierMid schools like VTech, Clemson, NC State, Michigan State etc>D TierLow tier schools that most people can get into like Tennessee, Alabama, Nebraska, Oklahoma etc>F TierParty schools with zero academic challenge like WVU, Texas Tech, Oklahoma St, Louisville etcIf you went to a C tier school or lower, our software automatically rejects your resume by default
>>150627214IM GONNA THROOOOOOOOOOOW
>>150627214Come back to me when they beat a team that matters, horns down
Anyone know how Luke Altmyer is playing right now??? :)
>>150627214Arch just methodically picking that vaunted SJSU defense apart.
>>150627240Why is tech such trash then. You're doing something wrong.
>>150627229Cope. Stalling with the reffies is a bitch move. Exactly what I'd expect out of some Big 10 lardass that hasn't been able see his cock in five decades
>>150627196Stop subbing when the play clock is at 15 seconds
Where are the game threads? Do you really mix all the games together in one thread? Do you know how embarrassing that is?
>>150627207>in cfb the message boards are the storyline first, then boosters, and there is deep loyalty to the guys with funny names you supportFTFY
>>150627214I meme but this is a good bounce back. Not the best competition but he builds confidence and gets into a rhythm before the SEC schedule.
>>150627214and when Julian Sayin goes 19/20 for 442 yards and 6 TDs, we can go right back to laughing at Arch for sucking when it matters
>>150627240where is UMD on that list?
>>150627288Stop walking to the LOS
>>150627198Florida doesn't play for 3 hours
>>150627240And then we import workers from the Indian Institute of Technology, the Harvard of the Subcontinent.
>>150627240>academic fags shitting up my sports thread
>>150627311Both QBs are ass
>24 yd puntlol
>Iowa have to make more than 13 points not lookin good
>>150627240you can judge a school's academics pretty easily just based off their acceptance rate
>>150627323>Stop walking to the LOSHmmmmmmmm... nah! I think I'm just gonna keep walking!
>>150627315B Tier
HehMy Fighting Illini :)
>>150627288The offense subs at 16 seconds on the play clock. What do?
ponysissies....
>>150627240what about smaller schools that specialize in the field of work that you’re in?
MOSSED!!!
my air conditioner started rattling and it's really annoyingbut it's too hot to turn off
that's incomplete sorry reddit
>>150627467That's what you get for supporting global warming.
>sec refs
>>150627240Muh academics is irrelevant for undergrads. It only matters for graduate degrees. Big difference between a medical doctor from Johns Hopkins and a medical doctor from mid state U. Not much difference between an Ivy League undergrad STEM autist and a mid state U undergrad STEM autist.
If I want a job, I just send in salary demands, position I want and an autographed pic of my bussy. Never been turned down. lol at going to college.
only SHIT games today
>>150627498Thats exactly what I voted for
Rhett coaching like a pussy again
RefGODS coming through yet again
>>150627361This is why we love college ball
Luke Altmyer definitely working /cfb/ into a shoot rn :)
>49 - 0When does the mercy rule come in? When does E Texas A&M just walk off the field?
What a bullshit call, SEC refs protecting TEX>>150627376>>150627288By the official NCAA rules, the defense is supposed to get 3 seconds to react to subs.
>>150627552make way, refchads coming through
>>150627576I think at some point the clock never stops
NW State demons are being ass raped back to hell.
>>150627576And the first half just ended. And Florida State gets the ball when they come out of halftime.
>>150627593We should develop some point chart so refs can also get points during the game. Like if a penalty takes away team Touchdown, the refs get the points
Arch is still randomly throwing like a spaz.
>>150627576>>150627598>The Big 12 Conference for example states that “if at any point after halftime there is a 35-point differential between two teams…the clock shall run continuously until there are five minutes remaining in regulation.” This ensures that games don’t drag on too long once it becomes clear who will win.
>>150627637goddamn lol
>>150627656>We should develop some point chart so refs can also get points during the game. Like if a penalty takes away team Touchdown, the refs get the points
>>150627672tu fans are going to act like he is jesus for beating a nothing school, huh?
>Dukie didn't muff the punt again >:(
>>150627286>they need to invent new rules to appease meCool
>>150627702the copium is real with this one
Bama needs to hire Jimbo
this iowa qb has so much time
>>150627702Yes he through 4 touchdowns, but he's had 4-5 god awful throws for no reason and without pressure.
>>150627722Yup, they absolutely fucking are. horns down
>>150627742but nowhere to throw because the receivers arent getting open
>Pedo State up only 10 on FIU at the halflmao
>>150627714>newThe rules don't give defenses more than 3 seconds to react
BIG TITTIESBIG TITTY NIGHTS
>>150627747>through
>>150627747>>150627754>no u>>150627722
>Texas LB literally punching defenseless receiver in the head>no targeting callWHAT?
>>150627804MOMMY MOMMY
>>150627780He's putting it in the dirt on 2 yard out routes. This Polack just sucks lmao
3 sacks in a fucking row!!!!
>>150627240>basing hires off the university and not the person No wonder retard HRs are not hiring
>>150627847nice
Two things that piss me off watching football:1. Blitzers coming in undisciplined and leaving their feet, or jumping at the QB where he just moves a little bit and scrambles for 10 yards. 2. WRs, RBs and TEs who get the ball on a screen play and aren't patient enough to allow the blocks to develop and get a lot less yards than they could have.
>>150627804Zoomies won't know you're referencing scorpions and that's why it's based.
>>150627847are the aggies unironically the best team in the SEC this year?
>67 YARD TOUCHDOWN
BACON SACK
From a Panera in Columbus
>>150627618The last time the Mercy Rule was used was when South Alabama was up by something like 70 point at halftime against NW State. The quarters in the second half were reduced to six minutes each. FCS schools who get beat that badly should be prohibited from scheduling FBS schools for five years.
>Iowa Shit
lmao cyclones
>>150627834targeting is when you lead with the crown of your helmet into another players head area.
>>150627309This. He will get better, he just needs confidence.
>>150627686Honestly didn't know this. Thanks.
>>150627849No competent orgaization would let HR sluts filter applications desu.
>>150627804based reffies standing up for us b1g chads
>>150627911Top 5 marching bands in the country?
Fuckin reffiessas
IOWA TOUCHDOWN ALERTIOWA TOUCHDOWN ALERTIOWA TOUCHDOWN ALERT
>>150627890Talk about grim if that's the case
Whoa…so this…this is the one fathomable power of Penn State returning the majority of their roster
>giving up a tuddy to iowa
UH OH ILLINOISSISIIES
What a catch
>>150627871based fundamentals enthusiast
MY REFFIES ARE UNDEFEATED
>>150627890dont be silly
>>150627890I love my Aggies, but they need to prove it against ND next week and maybe we can talk about that, personally think they should be up 24 to 6 at this point, but Howell is making that tackle his bitch
>>150627950When it's a defenseless player, I thought it was ANY forcible contact to the head/neck area
>>150627966MOB (Rice) is top tier
>>150627962Women getting adult daycare jobs has been one of the biggest mistakes in western society. More often than not the daycare job slows down efficiency
>>150627890Yeah, Paul told me that
>Arch
>>150628020I've been let down too many times by this team, I swore last year I'm not getting hyped again
>>150627798That's to start a sub, not a complete a sub. Are they starting more than 3 seconds late?
>>150627804>>150627965What do boobs feels like bros? I imagine they're warm and tasty.
>67 YARD TOUCHDOWN.
oh hey Arch still sucks balls
>>150627966anything not from a hbcu
>>150628072salty coins
>>150627977>doubting THE penn state university
>>150628036Pretty sure it has to involve crown of the helmet. I didn't see it, but what you're describing would be just a common 15 yard penalty similar to hands to the head area against a QB. Not targeting, so no ejection.
>>150627886Love them German fuckers. Luckily enough to see them with my father twice.
>>150628067Yeah, battered Aggie syndrome is real unfortunately
>>15062796299% of organizations are incompetent.
Eli is Arch's real dad
>>150627804>>150627965wtf? I'm a B1G boy now
Why did he throw that? wtf.
>>150628108When I die I want the Aggies to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.
>>150628084I had the displeasure of having to witness one of those last weekend at the high school game. Unfortunately, my students all thought it was "cool" and I had to entertain them playing some of the dumb songs for 5 minutes because I knew if I banned it, they would just do it more, but the alphas have goldfish minds
>>150628072fleshy balloons, taste like nothing really but a faint sweetness
>>150627965The girl on the right is a smokeshow but the girl on left looks like she let's you do anal
>>150628120the REAL dark family secret is that Peyton is the mom
>>150628136Our D is waking up, they are going to kill their QB
>>150627096Allar has all of the make up for a NFL QB prototype except the accuracy. It’s painful
>college kickers
Arch's throwing mechanics hurt my soul.
>>150628072they alright, a great tummy to lick mogs big tits
>>150628136pallbearers don't "let people down", this is a retarded statement made by a hornsdown faggot who has never been asked to be part of a funeral procession. Pallbearers lift the deceased up in celebration and set them down on an elevated platform.
>>150627096days like today are why I can't wait for the Super Conference to form in a couple years. What the fuck is this slate of games today?>b-but last week w-don't care about last week. Its this week now.
>>150628096>EVERY>except for fiveTHE absolute state of pedo education
bryson barnes is taking a beating
>>150628217So pallbearers let them deelevate
what was the highest level of football you ever played? for me, it’s rec flag football
>>150628084HBCU bands are overrated. they just blast the horns. Ohio state and FSU bands are much better
>>150628232How many were slam pigs?
>>150628096
I don't know shit about college football, but I'm bored and looking for something to watch. Which game should I put on?
>>150628250incorrect
>>150628071>That's to start a sub, not a complete a subActually, it's both. Once the offense indicates to the ref who's going off, they have 3 sec. The refs need to stop babysitting the LOS and giving them extra time to get lined up.
>>150628270SMU/Baylor
>>150628268jej
>>150628251I played in high school (we were ass). I played CB and special teams (and I guess I was technically a backup WR).
>UConn is currently the best Independent college football team
>>150628270baylor vs smu when it comes back from halftime
>>150628160I'd rather my sons have the jawline of the left. left looks and irish mix while the right is just generic american
>>150628270NC State/UVA or Dukie/Illinois
>>150628255HCBU bands are kino, especially when they do band remixes of trap songs
>>150628251D2
>>150628251Tecmo Bowl
>>150628226I too want 4 super confrences North, South, East, West
>>150628270SMU/BaylorIt's actually competitive, and an unranked team may upset the ranked one.
>>150628251I was the GOAT of the neighborhood backyard league
syracuse needs to wake the fuck up
>>150628251middle school. I became a golf chad in high school, $100 to play 9 holes everyday in the most useful sport in adult america, TY.
>>150628307yep, same. 2nd string CB, starting wing on kickoff and punt coverage, 3rd string TE (only came in for running plays)
>>150628251Highschool, I wasnt good, fast for my size, and strong, but OL coach was the yelling type, and I tune out yellers as my dad yelled enough at home, haha
Ok, thanks. I had PSU on (I live in PA) but I'm switching to SMU/Baylor.
>>150628160As a Michigander I can confirm that Spartan sluts are down for anything
>>150628295>>150628326>>150628360same personIowa vs. Iowa state
>>150628347zoom zoom zoom
>>150628391to add, because seniors had to be on the varsity team regardless how good they were, I lettered in football
>>150628407i wont subject somone to watching the iowa offense.
>>150628097>ARTICLE 4. No player shall target and make forcible contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent (See Note 2 below) with the helmet, forearm, hand, fist, elbow or shoulder.
>>150628407it's all me btw
>>150628217Longhorn is so sensitive I made him sperg out over a simple joke. Stay horns down saar.
>>150628251Highschool. My school was so small that I played O-Line while being a 140 pound skeleton.
just saw this in tampa>average USF fan
>Pedo State will go 10-2 >have no ranked wins >make the playoffs
THROW IN THE DAMN TOWEL! E Texas A&M...PLEASE! It's already over. Even the Florida State scrubs scored on you
anime and manga game is over
Reffie sacking SMUs QB
>>150628440Well I guess it's the letter of the law. I have never seen a targeting called with fist or elbow.
>>150628484REFGODS our time is now
>>150628118I am continually reminded to be grateful for my job lol. We send applications straight to department heads. HR would have no idea how to vet candidates for technical ability
>>150628484REEEEEEEEE
>his team wasn't up 49-0 at the halfimagine
why is the CW in Albany, NY playing the Baylor/SMU game?
>SMPooLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150628505its the only good game on right now
>>150628505because we're in a tornado watch
>>150628489I can't recall when but I'm pretty sure I've seen someone get targeting for hitting a qb's helmet with their forearm
>>150628357
>>150628484Forgive me Hochuli but just this once I must go all out
Wolfpack TD
>>150628404as a michigander I can confirm that party scene was absolutely grim at uofm. 6's thinking they were 10's. sharty and then wmu and cmu mogged uofm, community colleges have better women than uofm. shit is grim. but if you can a female uofm chick you might be able to be stay at home dad bc they are making double the aforementioned schools.
>>150628504>tech only up 48We’ll always be dogshit
>>150628489Just another case of FBS officiating being dogshit/biased in general. Same officiating crew that wasn't calling PI down the middle in the LSU - Clemson game btw
>>150628519NCSt/UVA is all offense show
>suicidal all the time>hanging in there>randomly not anymore despite nothing changingwhat should i do during the eye of the storm fellows? for now its smu baylor
>>150628532targeting is so fucking gay and retarded.
>>150628509smu is winning btw
>>150628576you can't say retarded in 2025
East Texas A&M was a D2 team 4 years ago.
>Methodist kickers
it's criminal what they did to my boy Urbz
>>150628585but it's baylor, does that really count?
>>150628585college fucking KICKERS!
>>150628576It's one of the most powerful plays in the reffies playbook
PJ Fleck to Alabama
2/5 to 8/8 to 0/4 what is going on with Arch
>>150628540Yeah something like but without the legacy divison names, Texas Tech and UTEP though would miss out on big Texas games
>>150628501>HR would have no idea how to vet candidates for technical abilityTrue pretty much everywhere.>We send applications straight to department heads.Rare
>>150628622he sucks ass and is overrated because of his last name.If he was arch jones hed be a 6th year senior at Texas State
>>150628576They'll throw targeting anyway on a clean hit if there's enough sauce on it. It's a literal haters penalty
>>150628505Because CW has the game. Wtf are you asking
The thing about targeting is that it's gay that they can stop the game and look back at it. If the targeting is egregious, you should see it and throw the flag. If dudes up stairs have to replay it 3 times and call down to the field, it's not egregious and shouldn't constitute 15 yards or, the dumbest fucking part, a player ejection.
>>150628593It's not fair to compare. Florida St. beat Alabama. Of course they would beat E Texas A&M. It's actually disrespectful how they keep scoring on them when the game is over.
>>150628600smu was a g5 school only a few years ago. Is SMU already better than baylor and TCU?
>>150628651leading with the crown is kino. let them actually fucking play defense.
Manning Status?
This slate of games is too grim for me
>>150628649
>>150628611Are knee high socks fetish wear? I only see them worn by women who are otherwise dressed or acting like whores
>>150628681the ACC isnt a power conference.
penis
>>150628669does the ncaa want to lose yet another lawsuit for this time CTE? no. That's why cfb has targeting rules. It's about lawsuits.
North Carolina (the state) college football is in shambles.
NCSt's defense is terrible
>>150628681Baylor yesTCU no
>>150628693tu fans are legit thinking he is the 2nd coming of jesus now
Why did the Baylor QB slide so early?
baylor smu nowkentucky ole miss nextoklahoma michigan laterwhat after that /b/ros
>>150628484my reffies :)
>Syracuse getting slapped around by fucking UCONNwere we too quick to think Tennessee might actually be good?
>>150628778>>150628727
>>150628796If I'm not passed out drunk by then, something has gone wrong
>>150628796>he's not going to watch the border war
>>150628730where do you live? it's 60F in lansing rn, they allow sloots to wear skirts and stay warm its not that complicated.
>>150628730Do I ruin this anon's day by introducing him to Programmer Socks?
>>150628829>60* is coldmeanwhile, it's 95
>Iowa punt returners
>Iowa punt returninghow far they have fallen from Cooper Dejean
>>150628829Its so gross women poop, bros
>>150628251Just neighborhood games with other kids. I only played baseball at any competitive level (D2 and I was terrible but still had a partial scholarship so it was worth it)
please post more girls/women
>>150628829I live on the Gulf Coast
>>150628817no SEC school is actually good.They havent been since Saban retired.
>>150628817Yeah
lmao dookies wtf
WHOOOP! GIG'EM!!!
>penalty for wearing the same number
>2 players with the same number on fieldI love cfb
i use chatgpt for every single aspect of my college work and have a 4.0
That's a stupid fucking rule
Everyone is a fraud, everyone is overrated
>>150628899most intelligent zoomer
>>150628865Gulf of what?
nice catch by concepcion
>>150628916Gulf of Maine
Everyone is legit, everyone is underrated
SMU and Baylor are so dogshit
>>150628914im 31 doing a masters degree in the evenings
>>150628916The big one down south
>>150628899cringe
Reminder Boston College benched Castellanos
>>150628853wait til you see a pair of worn black panties.
>>150627289Unironically scared of getting bullied
>>150628899Based retard
>>150628916Gulf of Texas
>2 players with the same number>literally zero effect on the play>"undo the punt. Illinois gets the 1st down instead!"It's practically a turnover because someone didn't change a number on his jersey wtf
I just graduated from Southern New Hampshire University Online Associates in Criminology. I should cheer for Notre Dame, right?
>>150628916Gulf of Tonkin
bruh what are the gophers doing
>>150628965I have... I unfortunately have...
Everyone but my team is a fraud and overrated
Anyone eats these? The quality is shit now but gives me great memories of driving around with my dad while he's drinking a 6 pack. On Wisconsin!
>>150627289there is 1 (one) good game on right now.no one wants to watch p4 school beat directional state 81-0
>>150629000based aggie
>>150628853Being ok with seeing each other poop is a high indicator of marriage material
>>150628993Going feral
>>150628916Gulf of Aden alhamdullilah
>>150629007what the fuck am I looking at?
>>150628993what is expected of an fbs program
>>150628989My wife goes to that school (online) and had a friend who went there and now works for the IRS, guess its legit degree to hiring managers
Why all illinois skill players is white
>>150628993Running up the score against notable football powerhouse Northwestern State
>>150629011agree, the number 1 team in the Country with the first overall NFL draft pick is the only one anyone should be watching at themoment
>>150628993Classic minnesomalian behavior. Beat up on the only kid weaker than you because you know you’re going winless in the Big Ten
>>150629028Slim jim/ cheese stick combo. After taste of the meat makes me want to puke.
>>150629018my now pregnant wife got nora virus like 3 weeks into dating and i helped her shit and puke at the same time
>>150629028slim jim (or knock off) and processed cheese food stick.
>>150628911>>150628929
>NC state secondarylmao
>>150629049ohio state isnt playing right now
>>150629028Beef stick and cheese
>>150628993Make them make us stop
>>150629018My wife and I have been together for 12 years and that hasnt ever happen, we hardly fart in front of eachother. Get on our level
wolfpack just gave up a 42 yd qb scramble lol
>>150629067then clearly I wasn't talking about aOSU :^)
>>150629047Most notable for being the last team to have been outscored so badly the "mercy rule" was invoked to shorten the game.
>>150628847you can tell its mid september to late september in the pic, leaves are down but not all orange, it's between 75-55F as the high in mid michigan in mid september. women sloot it up despite temps until nov 1st, its usually 55F as a high during halloween and 35 as the low
I've been married for 7 years and have never watched my wife take a shit. What the hell is wrong with some of you?
>>150629074I farted on your wife in an elevator I pretty much cucked you
>>150629040Illinois is the school of downstate/not-Chicagoland Illinois. Downstate Illinois makes the south blush in terms of unabashed racism and right-wing extremism.
>Dukie
>>150628598/our coach/
Illinois is so overrated. They'd be getting BTFO is duke wasn't retarded.
>>150629074thats fucking weird
>>150629090you monster
>>150629088just their germanic heritage kickin in
Luke Altmyer got ya seething again? :)
JENNINGS KEK
>>150629074You're just roommates who have sex occasionally
>>150629101Dont have a shit diet and you wont be an average gassey american, simple
>>150629086it's usually 80* here with a humidity of 90% on halloween
>>150629057Puke doesn't bother me but shitting is a private affair. I'd give that bitch a jug of water and a bucket and then gtfo
im not watching her shit you fucking autistic retard. sorry you dont lovr your wife
>>150629100They're going to get skull-fucked by blowhio state
No one reply to him please. It's better to just ignore him and hope he goes away.
>>150629121>AYO COACH WATCH THIS
>>150629121what happened?
>>150629124Nah we even have a son who is 3.5 years old and he rips all the time
who are we not replying to
>>150629088Its the new autist thing, it used to be about farts, feet, licking armpits, now its watching women poop. Autists think you are more masculine if you are reducing women to bodily functions and think gross stuff is funny.
>13-13 >3rd qtr I love Iowa football
>>150629155El Assico
Luke Altmyer absolutely working the thready into a shoot keeeeek :)
>>150629155This game is fun
>black quarterbacks
arch is actually shit isnt he..
>SMPooThat oil money is doing its job, huh?
why does SMUs punter look like a queer
15 yard penalty. Number 55 was givin' him tha business.
>false start, everyone but the Ckek
>>150629145ran 5 yards past the LOS and then threw it
no one is watching their girl shit
>>150629184>ONLY winning by 5 touchdowns
>>150629131My first year in Michigan, it snowed on Halloween. Then it didn't snow again until January. Mother Nature just hates kids in suburban Detroit.
>>150629149New Zealand
>college “kickers”
>>150629190Classic
>Virginia kickers
>DOINK
>>150629153ernest becker says (or rather he interprets freud and rank) that fetishes serve as an ego defense against the totipotent symbol of sex. people latch on to feet or farts to help them cope with the overpowering reality of sexthat being said my girl has hairy armpits and its really hot
SEVENTY to zero. And it's not even the 4th quarter yet.
Soon to be 2-0
>>150627240where are Colorado and Pitt? I'm assuming B tier. also not sure how you list UNC over purdue. since Purdue is a much better uni to me.
>ACC refs
>>150629188Steers and queers.
>>150629209
how the fuck is that baylors ball
Leaves are already changing colors and it feels like Halloween is next weekend. Football weather came early.
It's embarrassing that Texas let SJSU score against them
>fluke
>>150629251>>150628727
>>150629236>shitania
wow these duke players are blowing it
LMFAO dook you fucking retards
>>150629238Colorado calls itself a Public Ivy based on their academics in the 70s and 80s. They've fallen off significantly and now are not even in the top 100.
fucking duke retards. retard school.
>>150629248were so back
>>150629092Makes sense since downstate Illinois was historically populated mostly by people moving west from the upper south.
Another takeaway for my Fighting Illini :)
>>150629121lmao
>>150627804she has the same body as this girl I was playing with in college a couple of years ago
>>150629242Darkies aren't allowed past 8 Mile.(Wish that was still true)
>>150629284You've never even been to Illinois
>>150629267colorado was a respected institute in the 90s and 2000s, now they are worse than Prairie View or Grambling
just about mcfucking had it
Hi /cfb/Go Beavers!Beat Fresno State
My Indiana State University Sycamores are looking good!
>>150629306coach primate
>>150628993Going for that 70 burger
>Gaylor
>>150629248The summer transition into fall is so unbelievably comfy
>>150629313Are you an intern or with the press? How'd you get in so early or do they just let any mark in?
>>150629304jealous desu
>>150629321And there it is :)
the fuck kind of rule is that?
can my old dominion monarchs make a run this year?
>>150629295https://vsco.co/sophiejoe/media/60c90a8b515dd32e05fadbff
>>150629291>this, all the missed kicks, 70-0 scores by the 3rd quarter, and that 24 yard punt college football is such an unserious sport
>>150628251flag football in PE
>>150629316kickass name tbqh
>>150629316Thinking of taking a job in Indiana. How are the women? Coming from KY.
>>150629316Tell Larry I say hello
>>150629327Pls delete this
I feel like there may be some 3:30 kino today.
>>150629354they can run to the store and get me MORE BEER
>>150629337Gates open 90 minutes before kickoff>>150629336
>3 and out againTexass
>SMPOOKWAB
>>150629327Put left's face on right's body.
The ESPN app is completely dead for me..Won't load any stream
>There are only 4 legitimate teams each yearCFP Expansion was a mistake...
>_______ QBs
>>150629313Beavers getting pounded today I'm afraid.
>>150629327why do women think "doing their nails" is importantwe don't give a fuck about nails
FSU vs UGA in the playoffs would be a sick storyline
>>150629304I’ve never been to New Zealand :(
>>150629407it isnt for you
>SMJewKwab
>>150628251High School Variety. Middle Linebacker and Punter
ball dont lie SMU
Luke Altmyer marching down the field again for my Fighting Illini :)
>>150629327
>>150629364Not sure that's such a great idea
look at Bert and those illinini
why texan teams are so fuckin BAD
>>150629404>1366x768
>"Jennings gets it to his rb"Jennings plays for Baylor now?!
>Micah Hudson is still a bust
>>150629407It's a status symbol. A woman with fancy, impractical nails is showing she doesn't have to bother with the low class aspects of life. She's so important, others do all that shit for her.
>>150629443Oof, they're fucked
Iowa vs ISU is a true sportsball classic
>>150629425Everything a woman does is to try to secure resources from a man, whether consciously or not.
>>150629443>christcvcksNot even once
>>150629443What a piece of shit
Heh.... Looks like my Fighting Illini just scored another Touchdown :)
Is there anything better than watching young strapping black men sweating on a Saturday morning?
>>150629478
>>150629474But fecal matter among other gross stuff builds up on the underside of the nail, they are fucking gross
>>150629443Indiana is the only place where I ever met a neo nazi in real life
>>150629451
>>150629477>>150629502
>>150629510Women with nails like that don't poop.
>>150627240>implying you hire anyone>implying you are actually posting jobs and not just fake Ghost Job postings
Ya gotta respect the Fighting Illini :)
>>150629515when was the last time that OU won a natty?The Reagan Administration?
>>150629477You're forgetting that woman also play status games amongst themselves
>>150629515oklahoma IS north texas
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism."In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence."
Why is Pedo State ranked #2?
>(((ACC))) refs giving SMJew another soft call
II BELIEVEI BELIEVE THAT
why do HR cronies say they will let you know one way or another and then just don’t say or send anything ever again
>>150629534Id fight empires for a goddess who really didnt poop
>>150629555>teenagerget him mods!
>>150629550If you want some pussy, just buy a fake wedding band. It's like cat nip to certain women.
>>150629425they'll literally go "get their nails done" for $80 come home and be like "look aren't they pretty"no they're dumb. unsettling even. just have normal fucking fingernails how hard is it god women are stupid.
Hard hit by the Iowa DB. At least someone still plays the game the right way
>>150629561So they can go 10-2 and still make the playoffs without beating anyone good
>'cuse still 6-17shamefur dispray
>>150629575the same reason a girl says, "we'll keep in touch" when they break up with you
>>150629561Because anOSU fraudulent offense hasn't been exposed yet
>>150629443Maybe Tennessee would be better then. If I'm going to a nearby state for my job, I want a clear upgrade from Andy, which isn't supposed to be difficult.
>>150629551I've been told Oklahoma is just a big injun reservationnot that I would ever go there either way
Is sending a 19 year old college kicker death threats after a miss kick based or cringe?
>>150629595tldr retard
when did baylor tie up the game?
>>150629327Going for 70 kilos maybe
>>150629626chapter 1: fuckchapter 2: you
>>150629577Congratulations. You now have a wife with a colostomy bag.
>>150629571I BELIEVE THAT I CAN'T BREATHE
>>150629620everything north of DFW is, even west. The Texas Rangers stadium is on the Choctaw reservation
>>150629644book title: youre gay
>>150629622I mean that is their ONE job
>>150629633they kicked a fg in the middle of the quarter.reffies been tryna get SMU back ahead since.
>>150629663my gay what?
FUCK CATCH THAT SHIT IT WAS PERFECT
>>150629571>even blacker UGA
UVA and NC State has unironically been the most entertaining game of this noon window.
>black qbs
>>150629685gay as hell bitch
>Puke
>>150629555>just an atheist teenagerhttps://youtu.be/rkEOrVaBKIU
>>150629649Poop is still coming our of her body, im talking about a women who legit doesnt poop, as god intended until that bitch Eve ate the apple and punished her with needing to poop like men
test
Illini bros...
>Illinoisissies
>NC state stopping a 4th and 1wtf
>>150629620Half the state is
>>150629588I've always heard this but rarely seen it in real life. Most women nowadays are very masculine and are psychotically possessive.
>gaylor
What's the logic going for two there?
>Burrs
>>150629759Im have a wedding ring and nothing has changed in the women looking at me department
>Homosexualor
Baylor isn’t even a state
I'm an Indian outlawHalf Cherokee and ChoctawMy baby, she's a ChippewaShe's a one of a kind
SMPoo scored
>>150629588the real trick is to buy one of those silicone bands and then spend a bunch of time in the sun, and then remove it so you look like a divorcee or widow
migrate>>150627276
>>150629776make it a 7 point game
>smpoo vs gaylor isn't even televisedyikes
can the next thread be gaylor edition
>>150629803they are going to make the playoff again off winning this game and losing to clemson in the ACC
Hey guys, I need some help for my mom. Shes trying to watch the FSU game on ESPN but its blocking us out despite having ESPN+. Might need to set up a pirate stream for her (which I can find myself but isnt idea) is there some easy solution to get ESPN to stop cucking us? This is the second time, happened against last week. this shit is fucked
>>150629209>go to cider mill>get apple cider donuts and hot apple cider>go into haunted house>she's scared grabs you>40F at 9 pm>just got out of haunted house>wagon ride> with your date in sweatshirts its cold>she cuddles on you>her nose and cheeks are red>she stares into your eyes>you both move forward to kiss>hey femanon did you know michigan looked really good against new mexico, I think Bryce underwood will lead us to another natty >wagon ride ends>hey anon my dad called and says he wants me home>drive her home> hey femanon's father how are you> I hear you are a michigan man, come down into my basement> michigan helmets, michigan jersey's framed, a stuffed wolverine, small bar>what do you think anon? ...to be continuedbased on a true story
>>150629436Is he the next great white hope?
>>150629868https://thetvapp.to/event/east-texas-am-lions-florida-state-seminoles-23bf555b2956fe362e113bae8a0a5317/
>>150629357nice
>>150627157bert make ya seethe?
>>150627911I've been to that Panera. O-H