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iva :)
1st for Emma
successful iva
>>150633872Charlie :)Alvin :(
must be the morning because this is a break fest
>>150633903>>150633963>>150634018Nonce general
>>150633990nice>>150634043nice
>>150633990She's gonna bottle it again. All memes aside she's far too injury prone, listening to the podcast the other night and they said she bups her bonce ronce the cornew and des her gona sasd ewrg
>>150633963She needs an exorcism
>she's had her on her knees a few timesso would i
>>150633872Why did she got her lips fixed She looked good
>>150634088>she bups her bonce ronce the cornew and des her gona sasd ewrg
>>150633872Imagine her vicelike grip around your ballsinb4 new balls please
I like Jana's smileShe is not like Iva >>150634018Do you think I'm into stunted girls.
>>150634018cute
alex :)
>>150634155Who holds the cameraTo where dressed like that, on a date?
Sabalenka is actually a lot prettier than Anisimova despite the fact that she looks like she's been pinning T.
>>150634304She looks like a not very pretty boy
ok Jana growing on me
Alex confirmed for not a weakmind.
Amanda is terrible
Sabalenka is hot
>>150634304Banished by lord Vukov to live out the rest of her days in forest seclusion eating only mushrooms and talking to an ugly dog
anisimover
>>150634454while I disagree, at least she is an adult woman, so your opinion is acceptable.
>>150634304is this ann's life now? mushroom influencer?
>>150634358Yeah, she has a right face, good save generally, like, her facial bone structure is good in its core. Just a little bit too rough a bit in some corners. If she had just a bit softer face, was kind and lady like, she would be pretty really. With a headscarf, on an autumn lake side stroll, picking up the kdis from school, verywhere
>>150634304imagine taking a hero dose of shrooms with Ann and then you both take off your clothes and chase each other in the forest like monkeys
>>150634304
>>150634450Nice body, gorgeous legs, attractive face
Someone should make Laura Robson a mommy
>>150634577is she holding a tub of vomit?
>>150634617she's hot af
>>150634540>right face, good face generally
95% of the audience in the stadium is white
>>150634572amazing daydreaming theme!
Holy fuck Anisimova is a final terrorist, can't believe people that saw the Wimbledon final chanced their money at Anisimova making this final as well
>>150633872
>>150634454Her outfit this tournament and her accessories are pretty cute + tummy and armpits showing is really hot
>>150634450very beautiful woman
why is boris obsessed with navarro
>>150634454she is kinda manish looking with bad proportions but its kinda hot in some way
Emma’s pulled out
Let's settle this:https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODye
>>150635031Pull your dick out of my ass
>>150635031old news, she's playing Korea instead
>>150635031It was the BJ Cup tho
Youth is when you you think gta 5 ending with all saving is good, cuz le friendship wins le good endingAdulthood is when you understand the best ending would be both Michael and Trevor killed. They are bad people. And both death would reconcile their sins.And then you also understand the genius on rarely praised gta writers(housers?) The fact that you CANNOT kill both, only either one, strucks you into head hard. And you take one decision and carry your cross and think about it all deeper than you would think have they both died.>>150634891Yes, like a classic school/uni crush
they're advertising plastic stones
>>150634897She is... so attractiveJust insanelyHer face her eyes her smile, her silhouette and bad posture. She has an astronomical magnetism as in desire to hug and cuddle and kiss million times and surround with love, support, gifts, candies, attention, flowers
>>150635179You didn't give a neither option. Sabs is like a man to my eyes. Amanda was but she has the look of having aged 15 years in 5 due to whatever batshit insanity she went through a couple years back.
>>150635371This is so 2000s, wtf(I mean tv advet is 2000, not home designs)
>>150635378why did you drop caro? will you drop navarro as well when she gets a bf
>>150635401>You didn't give a neither optionno fence sitting, you have to pick one
>>150635434Shall not
>>150635426Don't say that
>>150635426lets hope so
Uh oh
>>150635465So that's a 'yes' then.
>>150635371the main benefit of having a brick facade is noise cancellation. not sure how effective plastic would be
a double fault and a ridiculous unforced erroryeah, it's not gonna work
>>150635378You're trippin.
>>150635672she has that...homely look
>>150635672Grim she’ll be babuschka tier soon
Sabalenka just needs to hurry up and close this out.
>>150635740If she gets impatient she will drop the set. That's how she loses matches.
Amanda ruined two slams
>>150635301feeling honoured that she graces my country by having her training base in germany
>>150635465kys
>>150635881what a tummyslut
>>150635854She kept Osaka out of these finals though. That's a partial redemption.
>>150635881Damn she's hot
>>150635672She looks like Johanna Konta here
>>150635881you can tell she's actually hot because she's literally never in any relevant tourno draws
>Cam on Amandora
CAM ON MANDY
Oh ffs.
Sabs chokes
i'm no longer a feminist
Womens tennis without cute players, not even once.
sabalenka is just nervous because she knows i'm watching now
Amanda 7-6 in tie break, thanks me later
is sabalenka addicted to choking slam finals?
>>150636209Based
>>150636239I wish she were addicted to choking on my cawk
>>150636228>impossible scorelinebased
>>150636239choking semi-finals?
>>150635881>>150635672Just.. like...dont know how to put it... but it's like, idk idk, look at this two photos. Now you understand?Emma is just super duper cuddle-hug-kissincheekwhilehugginfrombehind provoking. Julia is pretty, really classically pretty, any classroom and street she is in top-20% percintle of prettiest girls.But Emma provokes stronger desire to hug, get friendly, ask questions for the sake of having her attention, laughs, joke. When you catch her eyes looking at you is strikes into heart and mind harder, when you will be the guy who makes her laughs and open up - you will be soon happy. You just want to give your love to women like Emma more/harder than to give your love to woman like Julia, do you feel it like I do??? And all these while Julia is herself a good, pretty, kind etc etc. It's just that Emma is more "give a love" intriguing. Maybe it's because she doesn't look like a Stacy, she is "mid" and thus you think that she would be more appreciative of attentions, flowers, genuine love, than a Stacy julia?But then again I want to say that Stacy girls also deserve a true genuine love and care, dedication.It's just.. maybe my prejudiced mind think that out of vanity you will feel better giving your love to an "average" girl than to Stacy? That you will feel good when you will make average girl in very sneakers feel prettier and more desired than bottle blonde prom queen on heels?
you just know this tb will have 4000 mini breaks
>>150635881What year this picture from!OMG does she really walk the streets like that
Amanda is mentally strong, ever since her dad got taken out by the CIA
>>150636403Clairo mogs her
>>150636458curious
>>150636458>her dad got taken out by the CIAredpill me
CAM ON AMANDA
>>150636403lol
>>150636470Where's Ethiopia?
>>150636482>russian>mysterious dies of a 'heart attack' at the ripe old age of 53You do the math
Sabs can't land a first serve rn
no way it becomes 18-1that would never happen
Manda is finished
Ack
Surely she can't choke now.
i like her necklace
fatty anisimova is tired now
kind of a shit match
i want to spit choke sabalenka and spit in her open moaning mouth
>>150636647better than wimbledon at least
>>150636677that was a lot of fun though
Amanda should kill herself
sabalenkawinslol
>>150636692if you're a sadist perhaps
kwab
Aryna :)
>>150636548Manda is a "cunt" in RussianVery vulgar wordAlso american names and russian surames just don't get along. Amanda Ivanova, Jessica Stepanova, Tiffany Sidorova, Rebecca Petrova, Emily Vakulenko, lol. Why???? Jovics have a really nice names.Why not choose something universal like maria, Anna, Victoria idk
>>150636514I don't know but someone posted here from a Zimbabwe flag earlier >>150624013
>>150636731heh
garbage tourneyif alcaraz doesn't win tomorrow i think it's time to transfer our Slam to canada
Kinda fitting 2bh>Sabs x2 chokes at AO and RG>AA x2 chokes at W and USO
based sabs
>>150634577Is this AI? I've never seen this lady smile before.
BLACKED
fat fatty fatfatfat
From Porsche and HSBC… to this :(
>>150636797Maybe she should consider winning some tourneys
Amanda cockteases us again
>>150636752>number 1 ranked and seeded wins tournamentyeh this is terrible, where are the unknown 1 slam wonders?
>>150636792aww
>>150636792this is the most kissable anusmover's ever looked desu
>>150636792She looks like 21yo Putin>>150636797She looks like 33yo Thai sales manager
Amanda cry :(
>>150636781yeh its Wan 2.1, the file name includes the seed
>>150636828It’s impossible to win a trophy when she keeps getting drawn against women taller and stronger than her in the 3rd round
>>150636901She's getting closer. She'll get over the hump soon.
>>150636901well-deserved
>>150636792>>150636884I was just about to say that she looks like Putin here.
This is ridiculous now. You cant just cry when you lose to gain sympathy. It completely makes it awkward for the winner. At Wimbledon Swiatek had to cut her celebrations short and temper them
amanda sobbing lads
>>150636908Kessler? Olga? Martic? Elina?
>>150636874Kino.
>>150636911>that look of empathy Damn, didn't realize Russian women were capable of that.
*ahem* eat shit, you fat pig
>>150636792*gives Amanda nose boops*she should take a lot from this season, two slam finals is the level she's had the potential to be playing at since she was a teenager
>>150636874What on his head?
>>150636901
>>150636967Olga
>beats pegula and amanda>loses to gauff and keyshmmm
Emma would never cry
sabs is kinda hot
Osaka would have won
>>150636995
>>150636999Tattoo.
>>150637002Hair, skin, facial complexion, she looks 45yo single mom working on a factory. What do they feed in USA
even sabs is depressed milkers lost
>>150637027+++
>>150636403kinda have this drift with our ella, by far not Navarro or jpeg wealth but should be easily in millionaire territory with her dad being ceo in real estate business. This kind of cute sheltered upbringing vibe
swear amanda can win if she just loses a few pounds
>>150637130just
amanda is the zverev of wta
>Congrats Sabalenka and Amanda>Now here's a documentary of an old lady >Support feminism goysGet on with it
>>150637078Toxic death.
I hope Mary Carillo and her smoker voice dies
>>150637078You wouldn't know an attractive woman if she ran you over in a truck.
>cfo of some bank gets on stagekek what
>>150637227based
>>150637233Moorgs, Emma, AVDEEVA, Mia, Jana my pretty lostYours?
Emma Raducanu turns 24 next year
>>150637227this is fucking awkward, why is she constantly talking?
>>150637227this is a troon right?>>>/wsg/5967396
will milkers ever win a slam
how many of you watched WTA before US Open 2021?
>>150637209Insane
>>150637368not meEmma is the reason I got into tennis
>>150637294not a bad list actually, if you ignore what boris means by emma and go with the usual one instead
>>150637209>cheesey with an ethis is some mandela effect shit
>>150637294where is iva?
>>150637002she has become very ugly compared to her 18 year-old self. unfortunately she seems to have that babooshka gene that some Russian women have which turns them into lunch ladies no matter what they do.
>>150637336Nah, just a gigadyke
>>150637489cute!
>>150637470Very true
>>150637489Olé!
>>150637409i look at rankings from the mid 2010s and i literally only know serena and the ones who appeared in Sports Illustratedi know all top 200 now, easy. praises to emma, the originator of the relevance of WTA
>>150637489nice cameltoe on the ump? on the left
>>150637489She looks like alize lim and a bit that half Asian Mexican girl in Venice beach movie with burce willis
>>150637416Not into thai transformers
>>150637409Her chest looks amazing in this webm :)Any more like this?
>>150637470She was a qt
>>150637489yessss, she won that 125??!!great news.
>>150637489still feels noncey to find her attractive tbqh
>>150637403Kalinskaya? Is it like 2014? Where from?
based alex bros
>>150637588Ostapenko is also unable to stop being fat and looks terrible compared to when she won Roland-Garros.
found one of the first posts I made in /tennis/ back in 2015 when I first started getting into simping for tennisfus:>>59972203 its an interesting thread and actually proves juniorsposting has been around for at least a decade
>>150637676some argentinian predicted this junior would be a future top 10
>>150637671
>>150637629no just another Russian and her friend. just turned 18 so not a junior anymore
>>150637676phwoar! actually have some of her pics savedalso kekd at the aussie who occasionally posts porn here for 10 years now
>>150637676and WTA chads making fun of ATP cucks for watching m*n lol
>>150636955It's WTA they all cry all the time
back in 2015 it wasn't fashionable to simp for more than 1 tennisfui decided to simp for Svitolina (>>59972477) which didn't last long for obvious reasons lol
>>150637294>>150637416Yeah, he picked the wrong Jovic, the wrong Emma and Moorgs looks like she was made at the Mattel factory but fair play for Avdeeva.My current 'fus would include bratty Linda, Alina, are Katie and of course absolutely gorgeous Iva.
I'm not even that excited for tomorrow, another sincaraz 10-hour epic
>>150637964
>>150637898even mid-match at times
>>150637997close but not quite
>>150637606thats just the typical pinay look bredda, they age around their late 20s specially the chinitas. Had an ex in college that westerners would think in her 15s but shes actually 19. I did notice that 17 y/os here in the west look more mature than from where i came from
>>150634849phwoarweird arse kittington
>>150637964yes, where djokovic beating up tsitsipas or djokovic beating up ruud or djokovic beating up berrettini or
>>150638064just give vendy the trophy desu
>>150635031im not pullin out of her corr>>150635881avdeeva is a quantum superposition of a hot and ugly person simultameosuly
>>150638064>opponent not even rankeddid they grab her off the street or something?? disgraceful by vendula to be vulturing these tournaments
>>150637735unbelievable.she was actually a qt.
welpjust exorbitated the back-logosfinkin that was ANUDDA great example of why womens tennis should be banned.anisimovais donei give lena many chancesamanda? shes doneshe fucked itshes awfulfinishedcompletely weakmind
>>150638140You're such a qt
>>150637403women are genuinely disgusting
>>150638216off to the atp thread with you
>>150637130stupid cunt>>150637066FUCK OFF>>150637002rancis maniter>>150638216
>>150636874nuke diss pos
>putting Carillo in charge of describing shuttleCOCKS.she looks so uncomfortable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDn0U0w78k
my message yesterday had a typo.Im actually 23, broke, unemployed and play tennis for 5+ hours a day
>>150638320holy ahit stop trying to make your meme /tennis/ personality happen
>>150638332...
>>150638320>play tennis for five hours a dayAgainst who
>>150638332im not memeing though, this is my life
Last time I played tennis was 13 years ago
>>150638368its an internet gimmick
>>150638363EXACTLYdiss mf sayin he playin tennis while everyone at workagainst who?i ask him yesterday and he didnt answerLIES
>>150635371brown hands installed this
>>150637606lol the fuck is wrong with you? she's 20
>>150638414ghibifly derpy Iva
>>150638414iva :)
>>150638363>>150638405I leech off of my dads club. There's these two other 20 year olds there that are also leeching off of their parents and NEETing so I usually play singles with either one or the coaches over there in their downtime
>>150638405>while everyone at workYou at work all day are you? Think carefully before answering, we know what hours you keep.
>tfw you have an iva folder now
>>150637489lol
>>150638503absolute bull twaddle>>150638512TWADDLEtinylittle man
you're not hardcore unless you play tennis 6+ hours a day
>>150638461turned out ok
>>150638818kek
Is the price for the women final ticket the same as for the men's? I would expect that since now they're paid the same
>>150638818nice
>>150638962brat!!
pretty weak as well. only alex worth watching i think
heckin epic reddit ai slop!!
how good will it be if alcaraz wins and sinner loses
>>150638962>>150638818>40-3
Is this thread about tennis or lusting for foids in tennis??? Anyone posting foids here should be banned.
was that the most combined titmeat in a slam final?
>>150639104some absolute zingers in terms of namez
>>150639156ummhe wontandnot sure i can be arsed to watchreckpn will be worse than.bublik match
iva? gorgeous
>>150638818saved
>>150640575you? nonce
>>150639104Bea is kind of a ringer in this one.
>>150639104>vitalia diatchenko
>>150639722I have to assume the record on that is held by Serena vs somebody semi-stacked. I can't think of an example off hand though.
>>150640604
>>150640604>>150640670uh are we sure these are the same people
>>150640826not unlike comparing oceane's on court to off court pics
>>150640999well it seems the pics you posted were from 2019 so she must be off the drugs and got some surgeries. she's 35 apparently too
just realised...lena would totally be sexo if she didnt have personality of a plank of wood
>>150641148and AIDS
>>150638802so that's a 'no' then. thanks for that.
phwoar how can resist lena lookin like dias AND 3xtravert personalitg?
or look at lena in diss sexo dressjust a shameshe lacks personality and ability in tennisto completeshe coulda been someoneif she won aus open final vs troonfings would be differentbrutal nosedive insteadand now she checkes outsuch is the way the world is such is the way the world endsnot with a bangbut a whimper (t.s. eliot)
>>150641365umm doesnt make a difference to the LIES dias other poster is drivelizing"uhhh ye my dad owns a club so i play wiv coaches allegedlt not doin anyfing midul of day who have nothing better to do and other neets hanging round the tennis court in middul of day rather than being normal"makes NO sensanon is a liartrying to procure some kinda personality status on /temniz/
>>150641365Kek fucking got em
gorgeous iva
>>150641926kek brilliant with the subs. It was hilarious how she realised what she'd said and checked herself.
I think I would enjoy being an umpire
>>150642383There's a whole list of phrases commentators use for this to dance around the subject>the camera loves her!>marketable! >wonderful personality!
Amanda is a disgrace; Putin can keep her.
>absolutely hate dark souls games>got bored and disgusted by hollow knight (horrible color palette imo) after 20 minutes>really enjoying this gameI can't explain to myself why. Maybe it's because I am playing it on a handheld? I bet I will never finish it nonetheless, but at least I had fun.
>me waking up to see sporteurope fucked us
>>150636792She looks like a mashup of every Malcolm in the middle child.
>>150643432Be nice, we granted you free viewing all week
>>150636828win more 500s and 1000s and get better seeding is all
>>150643528Hey sweetie
>>150636995Based and I love you pilled
>>150643777yesbutimagineif you vpned into 9 all aoand thenfor the finalthey're likeyeah nah mate you gotta pay us if you wanna watch the final
>>150643849*rubs tummy*I know, it was very mean *rubs tummy a bit more* but Jana and Sabs won okay, no reason to be sad :)
>>150643898sabs is downloadinghoping jana gets added
>>150642706Based but I hate sidescrolling games
I've been a bad boy to Alena so I like to apologize
WOOD
>>150644016i'd be happy too holding something that emma raducanu has held
>>150644016Based>>150644134Cringe pedoshit
>>150643953https://vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456260102the vod is on vk too
>>150644016nope. no. i would find her more tolerable if she dressed like a tomboy. this is grotesque.
>>150644134jana fuzzy arms!! lewd nails!! cute!!
>>150644168ik but absolute last resort. i loathe watermarks.
>>150644016Wood a few years back
Ausbro if it makes you happy I turned every device off and tried to sleep because I was too scared
>>150644218kys
>>150644265Go back cazzie
>>150644285execute yourself
>>150644263love sleepdidn't get muchspooky noises outside
who dis beyonce or sumtin
>>150640670presumed the first one was shoop but now i don't know what to think
loud echos in this indoor clay court totally devoid of spectators
>>150644540lmao. i just started watching the replay now as well and skipped straight to the first point.
>>150644540Please don't post negros that resemble Taylor Townsend my bestest man, me and or Erika will kill you(just kidding, we will just be very mad)
Anisimova knows that she loses because of those grotesque cow tits, right?
>>150644798sorry to disappoint but i already booked the death by sabalenka balcony experience
>>150645031You're so funny and I love you too
>>150645148Theres like a million football threads to post in glowie
>>150644933i thought it was the whole "not a fat roiding russian" thing that was costing her, my bad
>>150644933I've had a think about that and recently watched her games with an eye to the effect of the bazongas. It's not clear they're holding her back in a direct kind of way. She doesn't seem to have any problem with court navigation and getting in to adequate position for returns. She doesn't noticeably gas out in third sets either. Moreover she didn't lose the games because of those things. Not in the bagel against Iga and not against Sabs. Then again you'd have to think there's no way losing, what, now how much do boobs weigh... okay internet says round about 2 pounds per for the D cups. So 4 pounds of floppy weight on her chest interfering with the kinetic energies. Removal of some of that OUGHT improve everything shouldn't it?
>>150644247roiding cunt
>>150644016roiding cunt
>>150645247>>150645274moo
>>150645185>>150645247>>150645274proof?
Binner is getting raped tomorrow
corr finkin ggarn hefta bogglehardt that bitch>>150642594yeha vapidity of tennis commentary can be VERY cringe
>>150644016amanda let us downshe and her soiled nappy titsmust be banished from /tennia/
>>150644218she looks like leonardo di caprio here
>>150644798erika needs to get rid of that fucking fing on her faceshame she not rich enuff to get surgery clearly>>150645208she doenst have best mobility on courtbut finkin was more dumb errors that lose her match. like needless overhittin and shiddfelt she had the quality to win that matchbut she was mentally dominatedshe couldnt hold serve when mattsr
more
>>150645464You got binner v. grug tomorrow.
more importantly guadalajara soon
i kinda just like saying guadalajara
>>150645642On my 2025 tennis list is to meet herMaybe I should book a whole week of Stuggi
I'm probably going to this time anyway
how do girls get such nice hair anyway
>>150645670Product
>>150645670German Boris: Who is that?
>>150645682nina stojanovicyou'll... probably be disappointed...
>>150645696She's okayish
>>150645667Have fun. Maybe she'll finally win next year.
>>150645681sounds expensive. i just made my purchase of the year. another year of wta.
katya :) wins another chinese qualifying match
Why did you look up her in the first place, Ausbro
>final is at 2pmFor h'what purpose?
(I dont mind)
>>150645732sabalenka wemb reminded me of the imageand then i thoughtgod i wish i had hair like that how do i get hair like thati best post the image and askohproductwho can afford thatoopsomeone asked who it isluckily i label all my images with the namei best google her firstoh godwell better answer
I love you but no it's too early for that
>>150645767it's still slam timeanything goes during slam timesooneverything will be back to normalwomfy and perhaps even cozyi know i will beall the wta at my fingertipsno vpnno adsno shitjust tennisno watermarksfuck watermarks
also lower quality video but it is what it is
I am going to slap you
Alina is playing a final later and you're joking around
Ausbros, how long you going to type like shittingtonshireberg?
You stayed awake this whole week and then.................. disappointed in you
is this tennis game tomorrow gonna be worth watching over nfl
>>150645642so sad didnt get see firts player to lose 3 slam finals in year
>>150645821umslams
>>150645823No
>>150645696shes no alexandrova thats for sure
>>150645759not a troon are you
>>150645821umm hes clearly copying boris>>150645823corr he reminds me of me younger self
>>150645842just wanted nice hair before i go fully bald :(
>>150645823I'm definitely watching this over football. You can always switch during commercials.
>>150645852>umm hes clearly copying borisWhat's the difference?
>>150645823hopefully
sleepy after thatdon't know how they constantly type like thatneed to lie down nowreally fries my noodlewatch badosa from bed
well it's something :/
>>150646036Nonce
you voted for him
>>150634146imagine the sheer power of her succ on your conk or bolls
just had a good-arsed poocorr
So uh, who had sex with Sabs?
>>150644168very cute jana interview!!! (it didnt happen)
>>150637948jana > vendula > iva
>>150641926Did she reall said that?
>>150646297no one here lmao
>>150641148spot on about personalitystill boring looks
>>150644134>>150644158jana looks a bit like linda fruhvirtova and soemone else i forgot
>>150645823Watching paint dry is worth it over watching NFL, so yes.
>>150635672>>150635525give full linkalso pls find rare 2010-2023 emmas
This is a perfection.I see why someone might not only call her average, mid or evne ugly(?) but for me it only makes my desire to give her love more!!!like she is perfectly unperfecti won't fall in L with any girl most of men find ugly (rebel wilson, maggie gillenhall) or most men find pretty(irina shayk, kate upton)emma is special or am i special idk.but i find classic beauty like stephanie harper from fallout tv show also pretty, if you wonder what my taste areemma and steph and tricia helfer
>>150644016gg sabby
>>150646594>a temu johanna kontacan't you find someone better?
>>150646297Me I sucked her cock
>>150646651This one for your taste do good? https://www.instagram.com/annabelohagan/p/C_JI0HWOSN0/
Sinner vs Carlosvote nowhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3prPLyA
>>150646688Sinner wins
>>150646692both have around 50% winning chance though
>>150646692but who do you want to win
>>150646735SINNEEEEEEEER
>>150646688this link gave my computer a virus
if you care about tennis you want alcatraz to win
>>150646755get a better computer canuck
>>150646688Alcaraz looks to be in better form.
sinner is the better hard court player
Who is Kalinksaya new bf? The dog she was at tournaments with is his, not hers
Alcaraz makes me harder than Sinner.
if you support binner you support LGBT
>>150646899reventar
>>150646827form doesn't matter because both are playing well
Consider the following:20 days ago Jannik Sinner retired against Carlos Alcaraz and merely 3 weeks later he's now fighting fit and ready to win again. What's his secret?
>>150646286Get a bidet (italian style one), it will change your life
>>150647057Why not Japanese toilet with automated ass wash
>>150646643based borisdo you plan on marrying her?
>>150647052Staying natural
>>150646735Alcaraz or Sinner lol
I doubt anyone actually wants sinner to win
>>150647165Well id depends would she like me and would I succeed with some ai driven data powered statup and move in USA and engage in a stock bubble race and get rich and impress her father and her idk???Note, that in a better parallel world, where I'm a top 3 tennis player right now, slightly older than her, we are already dating for a few weeks rn, as we had our first date("date"?) in august, because I noticed how pretty is she in June July 2025 and after than interview news that she is single I started to find her pretty, and when feelings and thoughts of her before I'm going go bed overwhelmed me finally, I decided to make a move before someone else does(my greatest fear) and approached her out of nowhere (!? or would we know each other previously) in the furthest mixed gender tournament we met idk in gym or in cafeteria or.... scariest thing in life, to ask girl out just like that out of the blue, and she either say yes or sorry no. And in my universe, she agreed, not because she is in love with me yet but maybe because she is not asked out often and she is like "well wtf does that do you mean you like me? Wow I'm curious now, lets talk.", and wow she said yes lets meet after teh training few blocks aways from the venue idk!!!!!!!!! Id bought us an ice cream, we strolled around some of the august tournament cities where there are no cameras but maybe some people would have see us walking together and maybe wrote about it on some tennis fourm are we just friends, liked mixed gender international most random pairing of friends but whatever... maybe even play us open mixed doubles together when stars align and then some random people see us walking NYC streets holding hands on a day off idk, like a date walking date, take a taxi a from a hotel and ask to drop you out in some streets and just have a 30 50 minute walk amount some unknown streets and then book a taxi back to hotel,I'd would be full of butterflies and win 8-12 slams in a row for sure
>>150647260I don't WANT him to win but I'd rather look at his doping face instead of Carlos Alcaraz's bald head.
>>150647313>in the furthest mixed genderIn the earliest mixed gender
>>150646915What the fuck
>>150647260I do. I don't like Grug.
I just want a compelling narrative and more than 2 good players I was watching fucking David Ferrer highlights yesterday just to remember what a decent top 10 player was like
tranny creep
wtf Jana 15 I thought she is 17
>>150647138Those are actually the worst in my bidet ranking. Unnecessarily complicated, with tons of useless features1) italian style2) finnish style (little shower hose attached to sink. Not sure how to best describe it, think they also have it in the middle east)3) japanese style-)...power gap9999) not having a bidet
>>150647496i'd say if russian apartmetns have a bidet its either 85/15 finnish/italianthough when its "finnish" its called just like 'hygienic shower" and if its "italian" its just called "bidet"i lived in aparments with finnish (hose with water) and never used it, weirdthere is a sink in an arm reach distance from the toilet, so i just water the paper>>150647496>worst in my bidet rankingdid you ever use them? i never, but from the outsider view they are the best solution
>>150647496>washing your ass with waterThat's such a Muslim thing. No wonder all you modern western Euros do it now. I'll stick to rags like my barbarian ancestors.
at least britboris breaks his up into readable sections i ain't reading them paragraphs
>>150647629if u met her irl you wouldnt notice her
>>150647439>>150647507Vendula :)
<3
Vendy :)
>jules' final in 2 hours>alinda final in 3nice
>>150647917i better watch the dance again
>>150647944i only got to it yesterday and must say it was a very lovely dance(super slow, i know. but i only watch during my food ingestion sessions)
>>150647606On the other hand Russian shittington can spell
>>150647578if you had shit on your arm, would you wipe it with paper or wash?why is it different for your ass? barbarian burger
>>150647569>i lived in aparments with finnish (hose with water) and never used it, weird>there is a sink in an arm reach distance from the toilet, so i just water the paperunderstandable, most people who have never tried bidet in general are weary of it at first. Just need to try it and then you can't go back to walking around with dirty ass>did you ever use them? i never, but from the outsider view they are the best solutionyes, I have used all three types. It does things like heating up the seat or having bird sings or other bs. But the water jet itself is fixed in position (annoying)
>>150647260I find Sinner more entertaining to watch. Grug is unpleasant to the senses.
just imagine how much clostebol will be coursing through Jannick "The Rigging Roider" Sinner's veins today when the match starts. he will be eating it, injecting it into his ass cheeks, boofing it up his anus, snorting it, and rubbing it all over his skin and scalp. This will be his greatest rig of all.
>>150648290he can take whatever he wants he's losing
>>150648290They all have access to the same drugs. It's a wash. It still comes down to talent.
>>150648190are you really asking why your arm is different than your ass
>>150648360I'm asking why would you accept different hygiene standards on it (or on any other part of your body)
Bit late butVendula :)
>>150647416>I just wantand who the, pardon my Zimbabwean, fuck are you?
>>150648188I too would like Paula laughing at me
>>150647416Give him some time.
>>150648494Bong on a boat Shmoke on a pancake
>>150648497bogged and washed up whore
>>150648497wouldn't mind taking potato to mcdonalds dressed like this
5 Italian tennis players testing positive to clostebol in less than 4 years.All got away with light punishments. The head of tennis is an italian.I'm sure it's all a coincidence.
>>150648360we have a saying "can't tell his arse from his elbow"
>>150648497doesn't a maccas date give girls the ick? times changed? need to be a billionaire to afford it now i guess
>>150648684>dog medicine contaminationpretty neat that you can make up whatever you want, there isn't even a standard of lie you have to tell
>>150647496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k
>>150648799and yastremska went with "swallowing cum"
lovely jana
>>150648875it's over anonjanuary
>>150648799You know you can look up the reports anytime you want to make an informed decision instead of assuming everything
Julia is live for those who want to watchhttps://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=e1a0fb9b-1990-4879-aec9-590a9dbb35ac
>>150648990serbs are preparing the foundation for the "UHM YES SINNER WON 35 SLAMS BUT ATCHSUALLY" future cope strategy
>>150648211>But the water jet itself is fixed in position (annoying)It takes very easy simple machine vision soft and aiming to precisely aim at butthole, that would a cool toilet someone send them idea. Gentle warm water and warm air dryer and no hand wipe needed, would be awesome
>>150649023Will there be a replay?
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>>150646539yeah lol, the subtitles are exactly what the commenator said
>>150648990have you seen any doping excuse you didn't believe
>>150648188Is this real lol
>>150649153Iva :(
>>150649023imagine playing a clay tournament in September, it's against naturestill, I will watch Julia until the Linda/Alina match
>>150649153well that's great. that's just fucking great.
>>150648188Hahaha.
>>150650559Come on Alina!
stream isn't working (posting because as soon as i do it will start)
lel
lets go fruity linda!
>>150649153she's really cursed, isn't she?
>>150648188What's funny about the Italian Salami Workout™?
Ah /pedophiles/. 4channel.com/sp/catalog favorite subhuman hang out.None of you better be in the ATP Slam finals later just saying. We don't take kindly to you pedophiles.Hope you all get a knife in the gut soon!
Love Alinas "come on"s
>>150650896Basically asking for it champ
why are sincaraz so friendlyfed-nadal-djok really were enemies to each other up until retirement come close (late 2010s)
Alina on a charge>>150650896shut up you mincing faggot
>>150650918link?
>>150650966fedal glazed each other constantly
>you better heckin stay out of our threads where we post it's over 1500 times then rage at the result!!1
>>150650966Zoomers have no aura Maybe I’m fucked but I think the last player with aura was Thiem
naturally badosa did things to my brain so i had to go get the match
magnificent vendula
>>150650966pure coincidence. Both were born in rural, highly conservative areas.
>already a break down in the secondjules isn't winning this :c
>>150651234Still a pretty good week for her, top 200 are getting closer again :)
>>150650990>https://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=d29d5958-443d-4a14-9baf-3d25ca911d4a
vendula vulturemannova
>>150651296?
>>150651336>>150651336>>150651336>>150651336new
prebogged kostyuk was tasty imo
>>150651320he thinks she did that on purpose (vultured a w15)but we all know that she played a w35 there last week
>>150650896yikes
not worried about the rain delay it's lightning cancelling play
>>150648684what about errani
redditors are so unhinged
