Game starts at 5
>>150634803Is the GeStaPo in the stadium?
what the fuck is this camera? stupid burgers
Luna scoring today lads
Worst Korea has no chance brehs
Wtf is this free flowing attacking soccer. Not used to this
I'm just here chilling
who's the fat lad?
>Dest is 24Why did I think he was late 20s?
>>150635348Me lad
Tyler Adams is not better than he was 4 years ago.
>>150635348Diego Luna. I think he's just big boned
We are so shit
I literally never heard of Tristan Blackmon before today.
>>150635089what the fuck are these lineups ?? the world cup is less than a year away what are they doing
Fuck these assholes. Bring back Berhalter
SONNED
Alright I’ve seen enough. Group stage exit with one point gifted by VAR Poch out
it's squid game over
Why is Luna still a fat little shit? He does this for a living, the least he can do is get in shape
MESSI
>>150635529He's fat, slow and useless
what does Poolisic do?
>>150634803South korea = actual koreansUSA = Some FAGGOTS from other continents with no native americansLMAO
>>150636184Diversity is our strength
We don't deserve to host the world cup
These shitters would be getting beat by curaçao right now if they actually had to qualify
why isn't Kim playing?
TOP KEK
>>150636662he is >>150635089
Um USA bros?
>>150636277They are shitters but also none of them are trying because they don't want to injure themselves for club. Dest is the only player on the field right now with actual talent. Tillman is the only USMNT player on his level.Luna is trying his best but his best is not good enough even for friendlies.>>150636075Make off ball runs, scores sometimes
We are getting btfo with this MLSoi roster
POCH OUT
Son is still really good. Maybe not PL tier but he could easily still play in Bundes or Serie A. Waste of time going to MLS.
Can we still get Greg Berhalter back?
>>150636843He's leading the Fire
oh shit, that ICE party riled them upkek
Luna actually looks hialruous. Got the eric cartman archetype on screen
koreans seem to have got buffed for that ICE raid let's see how .many more goals they can score
>>150636771He's 33 and likes to party and bang ktown sluts
>>150634803Reminder this is USA golden generation
>>150636878He's cholo Cartman, same bodytype
>>150635192Whoops!
>>150636771yeah shouldve just gone to inter or leverkusen
>>150636878Gattuso
>>150637098The golden generation was Donovan, McBride, and Dempsey. These guys are pecho frios
>>150637203Wild that we've evolved into a pecho frio situation
>>150637203>Brian McBrideI liked him, underrated player
not even meming this is the moment it all want down hill for the USMNT. they've been dog shit and an absolute embarrassment ever since this happened.
>>150636706>none of them are tryingYes I’ve noticed this about these guys
>>150637203We used to produce good GKs too
>>150636878Its the Hugain. He's also genuinely the best player on the field rn. He'd be in Europe if god didn't make him look like that
>>150637311This was so based
>>150637311For me its that game where Bobby Wood scored the game winner against the Netherlands. That was a slow seismic shift into oblivion. I remember that moment and then Julian Green and Zelalem and the slow drift into mediocrity and failed prospects
Why can't our players care?
>>150637637They're all rich kid diva products of the US soccer pay to play system. Luna is the only one with street hunger but he uses it to eat Chipotle instead of train
Imagine if we cared about soccer
is this the powever of USA?
>>150637203Also John O'Brian and Claudio Reyna, I don't see out talentpool ever getting back to this level the way things are. Our coaches at college and club level simply aren't good.
>>150637736Tillman, Dest and Johnny are our only players who aren't complete pecho frio shitters. It's embarrassing.
poch out? or does he still need more time and its just the players?
>>150637817He has the excuse that it's friendlies, they will give him a world cup no matter how bad he is.
This Korean team is unironically pretty good. I would expect them to get out of the group stage.
>>150637817>>150637895Eh they're just far behind in the cycle.South Korea is both a top team in the world and totally know their pool.Have things to figure out Then have to start working on cohesion.Tillman is gonna be a big pieceMcKenzie, who knowsChris RichardsonBalogun, pepi both can step up.I'd like to see Pulisic Tillman and Luna on the field together
>>150638040Mckennie***Not mckenzie
imagine if we cared about soccer
who the fuck is Tilman?
Reading garbage on us soccer twitter and yourube and shit and are people really trying to cope and defend Poch by saying that Korea is a good team?So that makes this okay?I can't wait to hear 11yanks and tmtv also say that same retarded shitHow the fuck can you fags defend this garbage?
>>150638132What's the most popular sport in Korea?
>>150638156e-sports and baseball
>Christian roldon in 2025Where is Jordan Morris, lletget and kelyln Acosta
>>150638156kpop fancam vids, example Girl Crush
Is it ok to like New Jeans as a straight man?
>>150638209Don't worry Jordan Morris is still 30. I'm sure he will pop up again
>>150637817It’s both desu>>150634803We need to call ICE on this team and make sure they’re roomies with TDA in CECOT
>>150638150>How the fuck can you fags defend this garbage?with lowered expectations. the real psychological problem among the fanbase is this "golden generation" mentality. it made sense to *hope* for it when pulisic was connecting with giroud at chelsea and banging in his own goals on an ascendant team and germany was full of Young But Talented Youngsters who looked like they could blow up. Well, Pulisic churned through Chelsea the same as 40 other 4-season chelsea players have in the past decade (which is fine: he didn't turn into prime Hazard as projected but he's a "high level serie a player" or could still be a "high level aston villa/brentford" player), and those Germany phenoms are on a few midtable clubs.This is reality. This is who these players are. It's just that no one can get used to it, and the human basedjaks of reddit and twitter all think we have a sublime destiny to be top 10 this decade
wish i knew about this could have watched yanks get battered and.are son score :(
>Puli
I for one am shocked that Sargent, who has spent the last 4 years banging in goals at Norwich facing Scottish League level opponents, isn't cabale of performing against half way decent defenses.
What's he cooking?
Chris Wondolowski
>>150638486Well he's not getting much service or space out there.
What is actually the purpose of half these callups ?? You can't seriously tell me that roldon, Blackmon, berhalter or McGlynn are playing serious minutes at the world cup. So why are they here ?
>>150638150I don't know how they were playing in the first half tbf to poch they don't seem all that bad in the second half the biggest problem really seems to be cohesion like this anon said>>150638040. I think they really should've called up the first team for that gold cup camp. I think a real big problem in your squad is the lack a of a good striker and I don't think you really have any good ones in your pool. You should still get rid of poch though he's getting carried by his team's talent
>>150638559Poch for whatever reason thought it was a great idea to call up new players to get one last view of players he could possibly take to the world cup
burgerbros..... first k-pop, then squid game, then kpop demon hunters and now this. we're getting kwabbed at all ends. We need to release the Hyundai workers NOW before they team up with the norks
Lmao these niggas SUCK
3 CONSECUTIVE CHANCES TO SCORE AND THEY COULDN'TWHAT THE FUCK WAS THATTHIS TEAM IS AN EMBARASSMENT
>this is the nation that will host the 2026 world cupWhy is it allowed that they get to automatically qualify?
>>150638763You need a striker balugon is shit
>>150638812We are still better than Canada at least.
9 months to fix the team... can Poche do it?
How do we fix this shit???
>>150638862We will almost certainly get a little riggi in the cup but how far will that realistically take us?
>>150638937I hope Trump can work some of his magic
>>150638862only 9 months?fuck
When planing on how to fix your team, please keep in mind, we're not offering any kind of refunds or compensations. Thank you.
>mexico vs japan>mexico play as local team>mexico play as local team in AmericalelNORTH AMERICA VS ASIA
>>150638980Japan is going to destroy them
>>150638960It'd be very funny for the USMNT to play poorly but get the South Korea 2002 treatment and end in a quarter final
>>150639023We’re literally back. Those zipperheads don’t stand a chance.
Poch out. DESK babby. Hasn't done shit since he lucked into a set of world-class players.Not that >we aren't total dogshit but he's making it worse.
>>150638143Some kraut who couldn't make the mannschaft
>>150639080>quarter final vs Mexico with Trump in attendance
AHHHHwell done south koreathey deserve more goals tho
>>150639143Kino inbound
>>150638838Yanks online told me I was coping when I said idgaf that a guy Eddie Nketiah was keeping out the arsenal squad switched to them...
lmao Lost to Korea
>>150638980Why are you shitting on CHIs for attending the matches. Ur CHIs and brothers and parents are always going and filling up the stadiums here especially in NJ and NY now since you fags come here now in the masses
>>150639275b-butbbutbutbutbut-but they're a g-good teamt. pete
>>150639288I am not shitting on themI'm emphasizing that some national teams prefer to play their friendlies on "neutral" ground because no team would visit a place with narcoterrorism. E.g. any national team would prefer to play in the USA than come to EcuadorHowever, mexico vs japan looks more interesting
US is not going through the group stage, crazy.
>our midfield was adumbs, berhalter, and luna no fucking shit we lostwhere’s mckennie and musah and cardoso?
Oh nonono gringordosisters
how many times are we going to blame the coach for the euro kids doing fuck all? Im not defending MLelS shitters either but they have no reason to be dogshit as well
>>150638040Luna doesn't belong in international level
>>150638143USA's best player besides Dest
>>150639633>musahHe sucks now but Johnny and McKennie i think weren't called
>>150639400They'll be Pot 1 and get the home crowd boost and some 3rd places will go through. If they manage to shit the bed against Serbia, Uzbekistan and Bolivia it'll be a shock
>>150641584This but anus rearranged in knockouts unless Trump pays for refball
>>150641157Dest fucking blows
>>150641584Serbia and Uzbekistan will kick our ass. Serbia will look like 2022 Holland against us. Bolivia if we're lucky we'll manage a 1-0 narrow victory.
>>150641688uzbekistan we'd draw 0-0. Bolivia we might be able to beat. Serbia would beat us for sure
#TacosVsSushi
>>150641825I hate piojo alvarado so much it's unreal, how do they keep calling this fucking tronco. he also looks like someone who'd scam me at la plaza de la tecnologia
>>150638486Yes it would be so much harder to score against the mighty defenders of the Japanese, Korean, and Austrian leagues.
Lol. Based.
>>150642733Kek
>>150638040Luna is trash, just get over it
>>150638862He's the one who's been fucking everything up trying to be cute with his gay little punishments on the good american players by calling up mls shitters to prove his point of being the boss.
>>150634803>United States of chicanoamerica
