based karen edition previous: >>150623711
'stros
>>150635967respect, bro, you're always first to post in my nus
lol
Blow gays kek
>>150635852
Poor Kirky
quite the kwab moment for kirky right there
Jay's mindFUCKED by the Pirates legend David Bednar.
gg yaksexcept that one faggot poster, that clown can fuck off
>perf
baseball is a stupid sport nfl is back anyways
GG Yanks, see ya tomorrow for the rubber match.
>win the Astros series>win the Blue Jays seriesAre the Yanks back?
>>15063585250 bings til Mets
ffs thomson just take him out
>>150636666
>going 4-8 against the blue jays is like winning the world series for yaks fans
>>150635852>>150636376>>150636666It's just a baseball ffs. You can buy one at Walmart for $2.
>>150636775kys
>>150636745They're jinxing their team as much as they can, just let 'em do it.
Blow gay doo ‘em kek
Skoob night
>>150636775Stfu your ilk buys Ohtani foul balls for thousands of dollars
>>150636734>antagonist syndromeweird
>>150636858future dodger
>>150635852>>150636666>>150636734
>>150635852She watched the tennis hat theft story all week on fox news and in her mind this is the same situation.
>>150636876Enjoy ten years of a worse version
>>150636775Go back to your divegrass thread
>>150636865>t. doesn't have any authenticated foul balls
>>150636892kek
>>150636666>>150636734is there a video with sound that catches what the fuck she's saying?
>>150637004yes
>>150636734based heel
>>150637004no
>>150637004Yea she’s screeching that he took it from her when she clearly never had the ball in her hands
>>150636892lol
>>150636666>>150636734What is wrong with philthadelphians?
>>150637004yes, in summary>that was my ball>you went into my section and took it>I don't care what you think I'll stand here until I get the ball>it's a free countrymeanwhile, the entire section is calling her a bitch, a dyke, telling her to sit down, and generally booing her
>>150637108this was in florida, none of these people are from philly
>>150637124>I don't care what you think I'll stand here until I get the ballmy god what a cunt. I don't blame the guy for not trying to make it a scene >>150637108those are florida people, they're a entirely different kind of american.
>>150637084do we know for sure she did not have hands on the ball?
Theres another video of her getting in the face of other fans
>>150637136>>150637152>philly people can't move to florida
>>150636775Actually 3 dollars retard
>>150637242an official major league baseball one?
>>150636666LOOK AT MY AND MY ROASTIE FRIEND'S REACTIONS, THEY ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE CONTEXT OF THE VIDEO
>>150637195more likely, the cunt lives there and bandwagoned the phillies when they played the astros in the world series because they were le trump team (ie cheaters), the dad and son were probably ball park chasers since that's the in thing in 2025
>McCoy starting in poodres lineupI would rather have Triso Ornelas or fucking Gavin Sheets in the lineup. This team is so unserious man...
>>150637473You will have Mason McCoy in the lineup and you will like
God I would rawdog Melanie Newman
>>150637571you would sit on an airplane doing nothing with her next to you? grim
It's almost time for our execution Mariners nation.
>>150637338they do that so the people being filmed won't notice them being filmed
>>150636775
Fuck the troonronto blow gays.>blow gays kek
Surely we won't get shutout AGAIN
>>150637659nigga they're literally switching from the back camera to the front camera. just put the phone down if you don't want to be noticed
>>150637805That would never happen
>>150635852This is legally assault and he should have knocked her fucking teeth out
>>150636376his reaction will always crack me up
>>150637854That's even more suspicious. Its easier to play it off if you switch to your front camera to make it seem as if you're fixing your makeup or something
>>150637974me when I spot my darth maul funkopop out of the corner of my eye (its really lifelike and scary)
>>150637974it was very much a>who the fuck touched me>I'm gonna fuck this guy up>oh I think it might be a girl>maybe a tranny>I don't want to do this in front of my son
pepper jack cheese
>>150638159Based.
>>150637930interrupting a loving moment between father and family at a ballgame just made perfect sense to herman that's crazy
turn it on to that mets game
>>150638226that's a lot of surgery for such a small vessel
>>150638226I don't think I will.
>yams on the hill vs the current dodgers offense against the best orioles pitcherwhat a game we got today
>>150638159I can't go back to making sandwiches without it
Still mad that Hitler got shelled thoughever.
>>150638292Yammy will give up 1 run and the doyers will get shutout.screencap this.
>Mullins in the lineup
...almost time for dodgers baseball
That's a Yanker WWe back?>troonronto Kek
>>150638451I'm noticing a pattern…
SWING THE FUCKING BAT AHHHHHHHHH
Why is /mlb/ leaving their fresh bread on the table? No ones touched it in 3 days...
>east coasties activating the jewish weather machine again
>>150638773we both know you don't want to watch mariner's baseball.
>>150638793can't miss big tex and the yellow rose bullpen
>The Dodgers called up catcher Chuckie Robinson, who has not featured for the Dodgers in MLB this season.HOLY FUCKING KEK. CHUCKIE ROBINSON? RED AND WHITE SOX JOBBER CHUCKIE ROBINSON? -1.0WAR, .132BA, .364 OPS CHUKIE ROBINSON? JUST COUNT ME IN.JUST FUCKING KILL ME.STOMP ON ME. TAKE A KNIFE AND PLUNGE IT DEEP INTO MY THROAT. IT'S OVER BROS. ITS SO FUCKING OVER
>>150638159american
ITFDB
>>150638853give chuckie a chance
whats for dinner /mlb/
I think the dodgers should score some runs and WIN today
>>150638880wait a minute.... delayed??
Imagine Chuckie in OKC getting the call from Friedman.Hey... Uh.... umm.... *cough* Congratulations, you’ve just been promoted to the backup catcher’s backup catcher’s backup catcher.
I think the ORIOLES should sweep the DOYERS
>>150638901it's only 4 o'clock...
>>150638901double double animal style, fries well, large diet coke
The Dodger's magic number is 8 games to clinch the NL West. We can do this!
I'm going to take nap then
We need rally doinks now more than ever
>>150638689IRL Hitler would be proud, but not really since a few Yanks fought in WWII.
>>150638901I'm not cooking so it'll probably be stroganoff.
>>150638902cringe>>150638947BASED
>>150638901oatmeal and some fruit
>>150638966>thinking the Dodgers will win another game this seasonLOL... but my team isn't winning ever again either
don't reply to astromiguel
If the Padres cant take hold of the lead now, then they never will with their current roster. The Dodgers have literally imploded for the last 2 months and the Padres cant help but follow in our steps. KEK
>>150638966i still believe
>>150639021rent free kek
>>150638901sosig rolls + corn & tomatoes (they're best this time of year)
>>150638982ill be stroganoff too
I think what is equally as funny is that the Astros/Mariners have also been imploding along the Dodgers/Padres. Most retarded divisions on earth rn
>>150638902I think you should kys
wtf is this anthem
>>150639074When will the government stay your sinful hand?
If my Poodres lose tonight then we will get swept. Whenever they lose the 2nd game of a series, they always lose the 3rd game
Two on
we need doinks now more than ever
>>150638901breakfast was Bacon, Eggs, and buttermilk pancakes made from scratch (including the butter milk)lunch was left over enchilladas I made last night (from scratch)dinner is some pork ribs I have smoking with a side of potato salad (need I tell you it's home made?) and corn on the cob
bases loaded...
>>150639111This sucks because I participated in the >imagine losing to the rockies fun posting when the doggies split the series with them last time
start the game already faggot ass gloryholes!
>>150639148does anyone else even remember this?
Tigods
>>150639194I do.
please do not hit pete
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
who gives a fuck about fag gayken jr, let's watch some dodger baseball
>>150638901
>1 runwe need something stronger
>>150639209I wonder what happened to that anon
tong is ass
let's go let's go
I think ohtani should hit a HOME RUN
resd with the anti home run robbery trap >:|
>>150639333SINGLE
GOOD ONE TEO
yup
>>150638218>gayHe should have let the boy get it himself. How faggy is that whole clip
kek doyerpacos
oof umps fucked that up big time.
>>150639435t.fatherless
mariners
>>150639435>you got a loicense fuh this 'eartwarmin moment?
JUST FUCKING KILL US ALREADY O'S. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
turdlander isnt retired?
>>150639333It would be funny if that dog got ran over by a truck
holy fuck torrens just gunned down elly
Royals might sneak up as the final wildcard
>>150639435retard
It's honestly impressive the way Teoscar has managed to run out of all the goodwill he won last year
>>150639496based inshallah
The Twins just can’t catch a break. Their best starter already gave up 5 runs in the first inning.
kek tloses
>>150639532Arraez is doing the same for my poopoopeepeecaca team :)
>>150639532yeah thats what happens when you get paid a big contract then have the worst year of your career
>>150639536Joe Ryan? Damn
>>150639551Hate that guy and his meme slaps hits.Robbed MLB of 2 kino Triple crowns in 3 years with that BS
>>150639532Apologize.
>>150639583shut up
>>150639583that's actually based
>>150639583asshole
>>150639562Sal Perez hit a grand slam off him
>>150639551arraez chicken
Brewers
my texas rangers are gonna win tonight
>>150639649cheaters
>>150639660Copers
i really like edman, but i don't think he really grinds out at bats as much as orel is saying. i think he should get more walks
>>150639638I now think this every time I see or hear his name
>>150639684watching the o's broadcast. i can't stand orel anymore and his delusional copes.
Nice catch retarded dominican!
>>150639684>Pitches per plate appearance: 3.57That’s actually very low and not indicative of grinding at bats
>>150636895>confirmed to be a braindead Trump hating old batShe probably thinks Fox Jews is far right fascist propaganda retard.
>>150639684>>150639729Once a season is dead and in the ground it's up to the broadcast crew to keep it all relative.
I think the DOYERS should get more hits!
>>150639684doyerpacos are obsessed with players like kim or edman coming back even though they are not good
>>150639808I think they shouldn't
>>150639808based
When you hear “you now remember…” what player comes to mind?
>>150639638>>150639707bill witch doctor dot com specialize in chicken
>>150639848omar vizquel
>>150639848Keaton Hiura
>>150639848Rube Waddell
>>150639808wasn’t this character killed off for all intents and purposes?
why the FUCK are they always talking about Cal Ripken Jr.
>>150639848mike cameron
>>150639852kek saved
>>150639848Chris Gwynn
>>150639848Vernon Wells
>>150639848Anthony freakin' Recker! Nuff said!!
>>150639891He's a living legend. have some RESPECT, asshole!
>>150639848anthony freakin recker
>>150639848Bobson Dugnutt
How many games called by Orel have the Doyers won this year? I'm starting to sense a pattern.
lol mest
ouch!
>>150639630Salvy's still got it
>>150639848Minji Shotapusi
MIGGY RO
I upgraded my salads to spring mix.
miggy ro
PLEASE BUNT, DODGERSTHEN SAC FLY
ROJAS 2B!!!!Walk followed by a freak triple play incoming
>>150640025get spinach/spring for your next upgrade
>>150639976who?
>>150640099julio
>>150640025I don't care for spring mix
I really enjoyed iShowSpeeds vids with the pirates
buntvedt
good sac
>Rortvedt bunting because he can't hitk-kino...
>>150640025It’s almost autumn thoughever
doyers will fuck this up
small ball, baby
SACTANI DELIVERS
we got 8 more years of dookie butts
>>150640144I'd be ok with him doing that at every at bat with a runner on
Is this the doyers WS?
Holy shit harry ford is an Australian/mail order Philippine wife mutt lmao, they're interviewing his dad.
>>150640198Oh maybe he's english, still very funny
sneks
Guys, football is on
>>150640196first lead of the road trip baby
>>150640196no, that was last year + we a family and shit + we own the west + big fly ohtani san
>>150640261>how should we convey this information?>idk how about in tiny numbers in a banner at the very bottom of the image?
That's a lot of text for the banner
What does /mlb/ think of the dump 'stache?
>(Insert Doyers player) will tell you he should've made that playSHUT UP ORELREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150640322cheap imitation
A white guy named Coby Mayo what’s next a black guy named Jamal Watermelon haha I’m just kidding
>>150640322i think you should stop making up stupid new phrases for shit
>>150640261chase field moment
>>150640361dump broken
it takes two!
>>150640322For me it's science, nintendo, dump 'stache and the 'lot
that's our scrappy underdog doggie doos
walklanco :)
>>150640391don't talk about your mom like that.
>>150640361Was the pun intended?
>>150640391That’s what ur mum said lel
>>150639848Miguel Cairo.
Time for Padres baseball
>>150640443NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150640452W-what?
fweddie :3
FREDOOOOOOO
FF
>ball 6 take your base
>>150640491
>>150640517It’s funny when an ump fucks up a strike count that somehow ends up hurting the pitcher
what kind of porn should I fap to
My berds...
uh oh RISPiedoos
every NL central team besides the cubs just bends over whenever they play the brewers
no please
call should have answered the call and bunted freddie home
>>150640586so why didn't he? is he stupid?
jesus it keeps happening
>>150640598how should I know?
>>150640618idk. are you stupid?
respect to the orioles, but orange is not a good sports colour
I just checked the standingswhat happened to the mariners
>>150640583>team cheats and winsreally makes ya think
>>150640631but you don't know either
Can the retards here explain to me how >my milwaukee brewers are cheating? You can't cheat those last two defensive throws
>>150640632cringe.
>>150640632the berd v berd game was pretty kino tho
>>150640632the most popular sports team in the world uses the color orange
>>150640664youre lucky its just a trim for the mets
>>150640655tacky pancake
i fucking LOVE science
Let's see how deep the Stros go into their bullpen tonight
I love science, nintendo, american cheese, outer wilds, boba tea, amateur milf porn, costco, primus, cats, breaking bad, the 'lot, and the 'dgers. simple as.
>>150640653oh. am I stupid?
>>150636376they're both drunk as fuck, incredible reaction
Cronenworth does something!
>>150640713ok
>>150640690what's special about the moon? east coasties don't have rooves so I know they can see it normally
skoob lights out and tiggies get the win
miggy ro again
>If you're stupid and you know it, clap your hands
>pinch hit home run from the backup to the backup catcherkino
>>150640678The all orange looks bad, I know it's a call back to these old unis. But the old unis had more muted colours that were nicer to look at
miggy ro with the double double
miggy ro carrying this team
>>150640756I look like this
miggy ro got my cheeks feelin sweet
brewers are just bringing out NPCs as pitchers right now
Waldorf walks another, better get statler warming.
KEKE
kike was making good contact that at bathe will homer this game
kike
the cubs suck but wrigley field is the best fan experience in all of baseball
Any other Padrebros here?
>INJURIES THE CATCHERbased Rortvedt contributing in anyway he can
>>150640191bumping this
>>150638901ipa, ipa, grilled chicken, ipa, ipa, frozen semen
Orioles lost Adley already, so many catcher injuries between these two teams.
>>150640831I could go fer a dickin if that's what you're askin
can someone explain why my bru cru is good? I'm nu ^_^
>>150640877r u nu bru cru?
>>150640877CHEATING
>>150640877cheaters
>>150639848shinjo
>>150640877magnets
Have the Doyers just passed their curse to the O's?
>>150640877they are cheating
>>150640886>understood reference
>>150640877Cheating
>>150640902dodgers may have just flipped the proverbial switch!probably not tho
>>150640916bubsion
>>150640877looks like they're cheating
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>stankekok this game is officially out of reach
>>150640877are you a girl?
OHTANI BOMB
Gidptani
>designated bunterRORT
>6-0My Poodres just might win this :)
shohei swinging at everything
K tani
Thank you God
ZESTY SLAP
KEK GLORYHOLES
is that shortstop my tinder game? because thats a bad fumble haha
>>150641033Just like my doyers
all the shit that usually happens to the doyers is now happening to the opponent!
>>150641077They're hot I'm a girl.
>>150641083she owes me sex
jackson chourio is definitely the best jackson
ANOTHER DELAY?!
mendy'd
>>150641141>ceremonyNvm
>>150641141they FEAR our occidental sorcery
It's fucking happening man, fuck this bro.
we need at least one runner thrown out on the bases per game go berds
Cal Rippen Jr.
>losing to the redslmaoooo
I feel like if you lose a challenge on a call standing you should keep your challenge.
Yordong btw
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~GO GETTEM TIGERS~WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~GO GETTEM TIGERS~
>>150641218the reds were decent until just this past week or so
>geno is walkingM's bros this is a fantastic development.
>>150641191I thought you werent going to watch?
Padrebros, it’s happening again
>>150641238
>>150640877Word on the street is that they're filthy cheaters
>>150641253Watching a bit, gonna head out to the concert rn.
>>150641251Geno Smith?
Yams has such a baller wind-up.
I'm a girl and I like the Padres
walklanco again :)
>>150641285Don’t worry babe! Atleast the San Diego Chargers beat the Chiefs last night! Now that was epic!
Still not making the playoffs.
>>150641318>implying
>>150641310yes, that's it, get your hopes up about the chargers!
how good are ritz crackers?
>>150641318yeah the twins aren't making the playoffs
>>150641310Ducks legend justin herbert won that football game btw.
Orel and Nelson are my favorite duo, no cap...
>>150640877I'm nu bru cru tho
NO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTThere is a NO HITTER in progress right nowNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERT
fweddie:3
My wife 2hu is a 5’6 215 pound autistic Latina. We live in Encinitas and we have a baby on the way!>>150641360After Manny Jr is born, I think we might name our second son Phillip, after Phillip Rivers
>>150641258Was getting PTSD from the inning but we walked away in a decent spot
>>150641394Fuck you!!
>>150641394stop trying to jinx it
>>150641394jinxed
>>150641394
NO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTThere is a NO HITTER in progress right nowNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT>NO HITTER ALERT...Be advised that Yoshinobu Yamsamoto is currently picthing a NO HITTER in BALTIMORE
>>150639333cringe
>>150639848Hunter Pence
>>150641467Couldn't have figured it out thanks
Verlander just tied Gaylord Perry
baseball!
>>150641077they took away these "glowsticks" during pedonight and they all lost their shit>don't you know how expensive these are?
>>150641422>>150641430>>150641464HOLY REDDIT
no hitter alert when hes only through 5 is so stupidalso at 72 pitches
baseball
stros are actually winning a baseball game. the real question is how will we screw it up?
>>150641467Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
>>150641528but it's a NO HITTER and it's IN PROGRESS RIGHT NOW in BALTIMORE. YAMS IS ON THE HILL THROWING A NO HITTER RIGHT NOW!!
seems legit...
1-2-3!
Verlander passed Gaylord Perry
>>150641466>>150641546why are you even here
>>150641356Neither are the Royals.
>>150641541I'm thinking an Okert meltdown!
>>150641561why are you? this isn't reddit
>>150641351i'm gonna have to go with mid unless you're:1. dipping them in split pea soupor2. smearing peanut butter on them
>>150641576why are you still acting like its 2013
i thought yummyhomo got shipped back to china?
>>150641528yeah 5 innings is just 15 outs, they should show the alert only after 21 outs.
>>150641595ironic :^)
>>150641351Ritz became extremely brittle over the past few years. No idea what's going on with them, stopped eating them altogether.
a lot of you people are really angry for no particular reason
>>150641595for me its a form of escapism
Poodrepacos are already giving up on their team
>>150641587lil piece a cheese anna sopressat on there? madon'
>>150641569A good guess, but I think Okert pitched 4 outs last night and might not be available
>>150641621yes, welcome to the human race under capitalism
>>150641626Seems so
mets finna make me believe ;-;
they can't fucking score this isn't good
>>150641633if you're eating cheese there are much better cracker options
My Angels should win tonight, i think that would be pretty cool.
Go Sneks
Tillamook pepperjack and a Pina Colada SoBe
>>150641681I like a club cracker too tbqhwu
>up 2-0>yamamoto through 6 no-hit inningsdoyers will find a way to lose this game
>>150640759Stupid looking pajamas.
>he actually got on base
once yamamoto gets pulled get ready for the blowpen
dey not like us
basehitvedt
gg resd
ITS TIME! FUCK MY BORICUA ASS!
my brewers won
>our designated bunter hit a single
rortvedt carrying this team
>>150641742Silksong was overhyped
SHUT UP ORELSHUT THE FUCK UP
mookie slap
I'm turning on the Dodgers game now I bring bad mojo
>pooders are winning>doyers are winningwhat's the point of any of this? can't both teams commit ritual suicide?
>>150641318just like my mariners
Mookie slap!
>>150641787BASED
Orioles can't field
MOOKIE SLAP!
what the hellie
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150641770I've enjoyed it so far but its not as good as the first one. And yea the hype was too much to ever be lived up to.
>>150641787based cursebringer bringing me extra runs
Oh hey there's a no-hitter going on in Dodgers-Orioles.
JJJUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO SPLASH
Alex Call looks like a gay porn actor
>>150641813I think its a perfectly fine metroidvania, but that genre is so saturated that theres really no room for innovationdecent game, was never going to change the world
>no hitter alert>I better pull him before he gets hurt
will he answer the call?
THESE ORIOLES ANNOUNCERS DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE GAME
EEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don and Mud are the most charming motherfuckers in broadcasting.
>>150641827how do you know
>>150641813It feels like DLC for the first game, which is it was originally going to be
GEEEEEEEENNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150641844They're fun
bad call
>>150641830Let me guessKirby Yates followed by Tanner Scott?
>>150641845I saw some gay porn once
>>150641840I kind of like them
>>150641830why is MLB so against japanese pitchers doing too well? ynr the ump not calling his immaculate inning.
>>150641870college
>>150641870when is it not?
>>150641864ive watched my share, purely to expand my comedic repertoire
we dont watch that gayball shit here
>>150641870is this how football players normally celebrate?
sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya
my first no hitter :)
>>150641902The most heterosexual men in handegg
>>150641870College football sucks>it's 55-3!!!
unless hes going 120 pitches he isnt going all 9
>>150641910you'll always remember what you were doing when it happened, posting on this shithole
>>150641910the first one I remember seeing live was Doc Halladay in the NLDS
RECYCLE>>150572333>>150572333>>150572333
Yammy pulledYates gives up 2 in the 8thScott gives up 2 in the 9thOrlels win 4-3
>>150641951never gonna happen
jp rbisingleford :)
>>150641951
why didn't they call IFR there? just cause the Rockies are retarded?
>>150641902This could be us you stupid bitch.
>>150635852Is that the KWABOTY?
>>150641928>120he's thrown much higher pitches in japan
2 more innings
>>150641980yea but they use the metric system over there
non-muncy nu>>150641914>>150641914>>150641914
>>150641980no he hasn't lol
/nu/>>150641998>>150641998>>150641998>>150641998>>150641998>>150641998
nu when ready>>150641998>>150641998>>150641998
RECYCLE>>150572333>>150572333
>>150642005>>150642010>>150642018PFMA!!
>>150642018kys when ready
>>150642005lmao good try faggot
>>150642005>>150642010
>>150642005This is the thread.>>150642010>>150642017>>150642018This isn't.
what a catch
>>150641902this is the gayest thing i've ever seen and i watch trans porn
>>150642049nah, this >>150641998 is the thread
