Schaubposed edition
K-1 in 2 bongs 44 bings
the greatest middleweight we've seen
When does K-1 start?
I dislike the French
I am not a fan of the middle east, therefore I do not like the french. No fear, no one fears them
Has anyone told conor that the president of ireland can't actually do anything
I just heard the news, Craigbros……. Nevertheless, we can go gentle into the good night knowing that Shartkalaev ducked the rematch.
>>150640552
Scotland's only fighter ever just sharted out...
>>150640609He can when he has Trump on his side.
Vive la France!
France won
Gonna make some spaghetti and meatballs y'all want some?
Conors first order as president will be to throw that old man in the slammer
Just lit a fag in honour of P. Craig.
>>150640520Imavov will once again way overperform and beat him when every expects him to get submitted round 1
po lil yt cwaig...blasted, busted! PLASTERED! OOOOOH
>>150640687fantastical post
Could Conor use his dick like a catapult?
>KDS sisters are so buck broken they are now picking Imavov to beat Zatdaddy
Only good fighting nerd
>>150640754Brazza on brazza violence.
>All the French BVLLs wonTomala sisters... this feels like a bad omen...
DONT
>>150640754Khamzat losing to a meat and potatoes journeyman who suddenly started being good fighter a year ago seems like a scripted loss
https://youtu.be/kU7wLzoeoWg CJI 2. Judges perspective
seeing that white dude elbow and punch a negro into submission was a good fight, buck breaking is alive and well!
K-1 is gonna be awesome.
>>150640791They're all french fighters who left Fernand Lopes and joined the same gymGane is still with the charlatan
>>150640846Missed the fight, you got a webm?
Just what dirt does Fernand have on Gane that he refuses to leave him?
https://youtube.com/shorts/SBdLywzO-v8?si=SMNt2BQDJWjem76A
Me after hearing nonstop Frog noise tonight
>>150640765Prates is kino
Another historic Anglo asswhopping by the French tonight, I fear.
Why are french pipo all brown?
>Imavov: recruited by the UFC during Fight Island with no prerequisite try outs>Borralho: two time Contender Series fighterThe writing was on the wall if you know where to look
>>150640822>could’ve shot and permaheemed that goober>decided to throw hands insteadBased G.
France is now the main character of /heem/, you can be mad at this fact, you can cry about it, but if you truly think about that you will realize it's the truth
>ragdolled Redditri in sparring>Pereddit ducked himWe already know he clears MW, but can anyone in LHW realistically beat him?
Start digging in yo butt, twin!
>>150640984Napoleon lost in Waterloo and kickstarted Europe's downfall, rotschilds took over and heemed all the strong white men left
>>150641045on it
>>150641031What the fuck was Dricus doing when he was moving forwardIt looked like he was animation canceling a dash in street fighter
Can jean silva save the fighting nerds reputation?
>>150641031They should have had the green color and the red patterns of the chechen flag in his custom shorts
>>150641031
>>150640454>turns out Ruffy has no ground gameWhy can't we have good things? Why can't we at least once have an exciting knockout artist who also can defend takedowns and scramble consistently?
>>150641079
>>150640887no but it was kino, end stage when white man black man is broken and then focus elbow and massive punch rain down, very impressive
Never ever believe in yourself, and give up.
>>150641196This meme is too clever for me.. Would you be so kind as to elaborate?
>>150640765About to be over real soon
>>150641175he can defend takedowns and scramble but if you were paying attention, he kept loading up for a highlight reel flying kneehe was overconfident when he should have been smart
>>150641152>>150641031I owe Usman an apology, i picked Buckley to win but in my defense it was colby who made me think his takedown defense was solid
>>150641237You had to be there, sadly shitnigguh is lost media now I'm afraid.
>>150641292Crazy to think during his prime Colby was top 3 best Welterweight of all time.
>male fighting nerds are 3-3 in their last 6 combined fights (2 W's being from the polish guy)The hype is dead, right?
>>150641332damnit i wish i was there for that shit nigguh shit it pains me soul to know that i missed out on such a crucial period of the culture
>>150641332There’s still a link in Megan Anderson’s dms, waiting to be opened….
immnaov vs khamzat is gonna be a beast of a build up. ones from dagistan and the other from chechnya, pakis are going to be fighting against each other to see who's goat fucker is better
Let’s discuss this great K-1 card.
>>150641375The only steppa out of that gym is, coincidentally, their only good fighter, funny how that works.
>>150641388Omg, you did not!
>>150641375Is this timeline correct or is there some other fight in-between?Prates x Garry (L)Polish fuck x Dumas (W)Polish fuck x GM3 (W)Prates x Geoff (W)Ruffy x BSD (L)Caio x Imavov (L)
>>150641272Chills
>>150641375Praches is keeping it alive
>>150641419I don’t have a vpn to watch through Abema so I’m cooked. Any streams, broe?
>>150641462Funnt that Prates lost this year but if he beats Edwards it will be their biggest win yet.
>>150641462Didn't CP get fraud checked by Ian Garry?
>>150641487Abema global, the ppv is super cheap or use a free vpn. I’ll look for a stream for you. If not I could stream it for the boys
>>150640830Imagine having a chill older brother who gets you pussy and also happens to be the best in the world at what you want to do who also gets you in with the greatest trainer of all time and world class training partners and you thank him by crashing out and breaking up his team and following scam artists who create a scam event which pretty much threatens to destroy your sport
People forget man, Ian Garry ended Shavkat and fraud checked Carlos Prates.
>>150641529That's the sign of a good fighter. Strategic fouls.
>>150641556I would never boy a fighter who didn't cheat.
>>150641521Honestly I don’t think I can watch it tonight, but I appreciate the answer and the effort, G. You’re too real.
>>150641539Garry vs Islam would be the move, but Dana’s too shortsighted for that.
>>150641612Ian should tell Khabib he isn't like that other guy to get on his good side.
Nah but perfectly slipping a punch in to intentional eye poke is a whole nother level. He could have thrown a counter shot and hurt him there and instead chose to go for the eyes because he wanted to
>>150641175Ilia topturo is who you speak of
Sad days for mma...
Look at my employment history, I couldn't be contained by a 9-5 you think I would stay on a slave plantation?
anyone else watching roboheems before K1?
>>150641677I needed a big breasted black queen in my life so badly.>Ilia topturo is who you speak ofThat's true, but he's a faggot who will retire after 3 fights or so.
>>150641511yea he lost to a fellow brazillian in ian machado
>>150641790no you dont.there not sexy as they seem on your compter screen3fat titty big booty whores who are very aggressive and combative over every tiny detail... not worth it.
I fear the Paul Craig retirement signals the end is near for our boy GM3
>>150641852''machada'' is not a real brazilian name
>>150641709Nah, good day for MMA, the reddit nerd meme is over
MMA but it's all blacks and the octagon is downtown DC and they all have guns and knives.
>>150641953i concede.... you've beat me
>>150641953Ian Machado is a descendant of brazillian romancist Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis
Daniel Cormier but he doesn't weigh 500lbs
God I'm so glad Imavov won. Didn't care about him before he slept izzy and shut down le fighting nerds hype but now he's straight boy material by virtue of being anti-reddit
Can't take these viking tv shows seriously anymore, pathetic to see, pussy ass ''vakangz'' aren't real fighters.
>>150642031Was he a heemer
Brazil what happen?
>>150642126yea i got a hard time beleaving that them vikings was white boys...
Just how good is Dustin Poirier?
>>150642389Pretty good
Seemed like it would be a boring card. I assume I didn’t miss anything?
>>150640454imavov reminds me a lot of Dricus. They both win fights that nobody thinks they will win
Tom? Tom will heem
>>150642652
Cumsplat fears the Frenchman
>>150641666Mental
>>150642389I couldn’t stand watching him fight, the tic he had to keep frivolously pulling up at his shorts drove me crazy. Like really it’s ok, you don’t need to urgently expose more of your thigh. Use your hands for something else
Can't believe ruffy got exposed, it's pver
>>150642925Damn!
Heem ain't litty
>>150642925Make gane look down at tom with shame
i fear that lopes is too tall for jean silva
smoke weed everyday
>>150642669jesus christ gane went down like a bitch he didn't even fight back so typical
>>150642925
>>150642925bodied that freak
>>150642126Holy shit is Gane ok?
>>150643089Jean is litterally taller than volk and with heeming power
>>150643221volk is the greatest fw of all time and was rocked by lopesjean silva is a barking manlet who will die in the cage
Jean Silva has the best chance out of anyone on the fighting nerds to win a belt. Volk is by far the weakest champ right now and a complete paper champ. Nobody is more washed than him other than shevchenko
>>150643221volk has like half a foot of reach on him and he's actually good
Jean's a TKO merchant
Nice to see more than half the card was KOs, A good number of light heavyweight and heavyweight fights too
Jean Daddy got their clitties leakingLMAO
>>150642126Give him a weapon and see what happens.
>>150643246Lopez is a "lets bang bro" retard who cant move his head, if silva loses im ready to donate my eyes
>Gane was holding on the railing when climbing up 4 stair steps to face off with TomGane sisters... I fear for his knees.
Prates over Silva winning the belt because he’s cooler and not a schizo manlet
Jean Silva moved up to LW on short notice and heemed his opponent.Only one other person who fought Volk has done this. Do you know who it was?Illia TopuriaChills.....
Say what you want about jeets but these guys can fight
>>150643464Sorry Rajeet but you don't look like thatSad sad cope.....
hues are identical to jeets
>>150643488The uber jeet who delivered me food literally looked like this
Couldnt watch the card today. Was it good?
I'm afraid
>UFC event in France>Gane wasn't even there>Aspinall wasThis speaks volumes
Jean is our only hope
>>150643590Geg
>>150643577Gane is American
>>150643532Whatever helps you cope Kumar
>>150643532>>150643508>>150643464This is what you look like pradeshSad sad stinky brown subhuman!
>>150643558
lol that one revved him
Wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wooooaaaaooohh
Post grasso
Just found out the rest of the world has bread slices that don't unfold after you smush them. They just stay smushed apparently wtf?
>>150643749pillowfists
>>150643628say that to our face and see what happens you bloody prostitute
https://youtube.com/shorts/JKGWxH5-TFA?si=ohrLj4EZx9xe3u7G
K-1 starting in 15 bings.
>>150643764Need Gane to beat this jeet
>>150643788link us b
>>150643865K-1 isn't available for viewing
You now remember the farting turds
The fighting cans
>>150643865Will try and find one for ya. I bought the ppv>>150643871This event might be easy to find desu cos they have it on abema global for cheap
>>150643788We don't watch that shit here troon
>>150643958I don't have a microscope playa I'm not watching amoebas
K-1 World Max gonna be sick
laugh it up, chudsthe fighting golems are gonna get one back next week
is fat brown pedophile totanon streaming k1?
We can't watch that crap here
yeah non of my 7 sites have it so I guess k1 has the perfect streaming defense
lol dis nigga too poor for 12 bucks for the ppv or 5 for a vpn lmao even
>>150644444checkedguess i'm not watching that crap
heeminder to never ever believe in yourself and give up
i will rewatch the Imavov Caio fight
>>150644457which countries have it for free?also link me
12$ ?Thats the national gdp
ONE won the weekend.
is k1 today? what do I search?
Homie Ill poo on you and myself
Nice little fight rn. Better than the jewfc event for sure
>>150644590annnnnnd it went to decision kek even the wmma had a finish
>K-1 IS ON SAAAAAARS*crickets*
if K-1 was any good someone would actually bother streaming it for free
I’ll stream it but only for white people so you’ll have to prove it
>>150644644Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
set vpn on japanabema.tvwhites should be able to do this
K-1 is such a good filter lmao
>>150644681I don't have to use a VPN for any other organization
>>150644706You can’t afford 5 rupees
>>150644706that’s coolI’m just telling you how to watchyou can go fap to tranny porn while we watch the fights if you want
>>150643246I want Silva to win simply because it would be better for the division, but godanm it would be so danm funny if all the undefeated Nerds lost in the spam of two weeks.
don't worry hue bros charles will win his main event
delija vs prime cro crop who wins ??
>>150644874Serbs
>>150644915what
>>150644984shut up
>>150645063
Dej Loaf vs Beth Correrria
Let an nigga try meTry meIma get annwhole fuckinmutha army
>>150645073
for my family
In Delija last PFL fight he got destroyed by Moldavsky, in between getting beaten up twice by Vassell, who lost a fight to another PFL russian after each of those wins.This guy wasn't a top 5 heavyweight in the PissFL and he obliderated one of Tom's best win.
*attacks your family*
One thing about K-1 is the Gringo papi flatlined their one and only guy
I look nothing like Brendan schaub
>>150643590I wonder if you can post this in r/mma
>>150645192yeah we know you’re indian bud
>Merab vs Sandhagen
>>150645192Your an benchod, b
>>150645236huh? Brendan schaub looks indian
Got a warning for posting Schaub's wife, the jannies are such cunts
Gane will win.Drinking a margarita.
I will commit violent acts for a toasted bagel with cream cheese
>>150645281Looks like I'm going shopping tomorrow.
>>150645236bodied that poo
>>150645275Connor was mildly drunk in this fight dont ask me how i know
People forget man, Strickland easily beat Immavov, his best win (Izzy) and DDP the first time.He still beats everybody at middleweight beside Khamzat, DDP and Fluffy.
How do you tinnk yo gon beet eelya aptoro....taptoro
>>150644844Why do Brazilians love jews?
Ante Delija was ducking the Buday matchup
>and Fluffy
>>150645315BAPAPAPAP
wow k1 is so exciting rn only 2 decision so far in 2 fights
I didn't mean to post that. I'm too old for internet now. I sleep.
>>150645352Keep this shit on /pol/ you gross ass vergen
>>150645382yeah that was a little weird b, take a week off and we’ll see you next fight night
Ru Polcaptcha: HPVRN
>>150643246
volk still isn't chinny enough to get heemed by noncesar
I thought Movsar got cut to BRAVEFC?
Movsaar is trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber
>>150645427>>150645437>>150645452Dont forget to thank grok
8p4pp
ante delija could be 1 fight away from a title shot that he can't take because he and tom are training partners and friends
There goes mah boi Caio. I was hoping for a more exciting fight thoughever.Back to fighting has beens I guess.
Two words: ass fartTwo sounds: me hitting youAnd then you ass fart
Volbussy just leaked his DDPs...
woodpeckers are unheemable
>>150645554damn these euro events really kill saturday night /heem/
>>150645574*sticks you with the jab*
>>150645582we're too busy watching k-1 to post
>>150645574How the fuck do I achieve this? Follow up question, how about natty?
holy banger
Farted myself awake
>>150645624Based
I wouldn’t wanna be a judge for this one, joe
>>150645693turn on K1 pekka
apologize
>>150645715Can't find it on the usual channels
>>150645714yeah I wouldn’t want to be a 5’4” japanese guy either
>>150645731I honestly don’t think it would be that bad
No one going to help a uralic nordchad IC1 out?
>>150645729yeah for some reason every site ignored it, abema.tv has it for free for some countries, might need a japan vpn if they don’t like binland
ok guys i've been workshopping a new take on the turn on your monitor comeback:"how did you read my message with your monitor off?"
>>150641462Why do I have a feeling that if Prates and Garry rematch he beats him? Also I have a feeling when Shavkhat comes back he’s gonna be washed
>>150645771Abema is a real pain in the tafas I'll just enjoy my morning Luke Thomas and coffee thanks though b
>>150645765VPN to nipland and use abema or you could buy the ppv it’s only 10 bucks. You got plenty of time before the good fights start although they’ve all been decent already.
Abema global 10 shackles
>>150641031Why does everyone forget that the LHW champion is Ankalaev, or is it because it is already known that both Ankalaev and Chimaev will not fight because they are Muslim lovers?
>>150645783if you say sothis is my first abema I literally just went to nippon and am watching it but you do you b enjoy your coffee
>>150645760yeah it kinda depends but in general I think I would pass
>>150645806they've said they'll fight each other
>>150645794>>150645807Hmm suppose I could try setting my rocation to japanuu Luke isn't very animated today
>>150641292didnt colby take cuckley down in round 2 tho
>>150645806Why is everything about gay faggot sodomy with you like every post every thread every day same man to man ass fucking nonsense every day bro
>>150645782cause he really would do beat garry in a rematch he was prepareing against geoff neal and we saw how that one went
BSD took Ruffy into the deep waters..And from there?Well, just ask any true anime fan.They'll tell you the same thing: the Devil Fruit makes you unable to swim..
Why not high altitude instead of deep waters
>>150645883OOOOOHHHHHHHHH HE'S COMPLETELY FINE
You can still drown in shallow water
>>150645897yeah if you’re black
Imagine drowning in a puddle
Evloev took him to high altitudes
A woman I actually like wants to go pick mushrooms in the woods
>>150645883holy pillowknees
>>150645897funny a British telling me this. I'd drown you in a creek, not even a river. Hold your little tea loving legs up while you get a big long drink. We won, stop trying to act like we are scared of you
>>150645910Damn bro that’s awesome (only if you’re white)
>>150645877Luffy whooped this bum after spending like 10 episodes underwater
>>150645923Your mums pussy
Something tells me they are shelving usmeng for a title fight against islam/jdm in the white house
just how good is dustin the diamond dp poirer
>>150645910>GURGKGKFLAAA I"M DROWNIRTHTHHHSAAAAACCGHscary stuff
both americans on last night's card lost, one of which losing via first round heem to a brit
>>150645946At least rockhold wo-oooh hold on
Still coping i see
>>150645960Damn this picture is so true and not a rip off of the real French one
>>150645865I'm sorry for insulting your gay fighters and I hope your anus recovers.
RDR beats cum slut
>>150645968I don't have any "gay fighters" and you are again talmbout ass fucking like an npc all you can do is post about homosexual rectal sodomy no matter what I say
>>150645993you don't have any fighters at all
>>150645960>>150645965What's even funnier is that there isn't a single white american UFC that's not an embarrassment to his country
Dicey Dicey !! i revved a ladyboy
I don’t want to see Vovdaddy and Zatdaddy fight eachother :(
>>150645999When you think about it this is true
>>150645999apologize to drew dober you balkan freak
>>150646013It will depend on RDR vs Fluffy
>>150645995That was uncalled for and makwan won actually
>>150645877He's a East Blue level can Jimbei is ELITE
Big Ankdaddy should move to HW and Zatdaddy should move to LHW so Vovdaddy can be the MW champ.
>muh japanese cartoonFuck off pedos.
Silva being the only good nerd is by far the funniest outcome for shitposting
>>150646033OR evloev should just move to LW, you ever thought about that
>>150646041his success proves satan is more keen to involve himself than god
Sattari vs Shota should be a heeming
>>150646042Terrified topiglet retires immediately
hey pussy you still there?
>Shota
>>150646033you have so many daddies, your mother is one hungry gal
Caio Sborralho
>>150646065
>>150646076They're po lil piggy yt bois' Daddies, not mine
>shota
fighting nerds exposed is hilarious but brownoids claiming khamzat is still the most amusing thing of the year so far
>>150646112Makwan just won in under a round, under a minute no less, b
Muhammad Ali was the greatest boxer ever. Rope a dope was such a great technique. Just look how he ended up!
>>150646067Lawrence Strickland had that same look when Seana walked out with xher DDPs
Cassius Clay was an IC3
Reminder Caio is the worst least physically gifted fighting nerd. The other 3 are all championship material
>>150645279Post your bet slip
>>150646108Crazy diddy got away with it
Mauricio “championship material” ruffy
>>150646112just let them have it
Japanese ring cards girls are perfect receptacles for my shevchenko milk
>>150646158All helplessly hooked on BFC I'm afraid
>Japanese ring cards girls are perfect receptacles for my shevchenko milk
Based hero’s mma k-1 fight upcoming. Get ready for sloppy cheating kino
khamzat is not white
>Pigstafson embarrassed himself so bad that swedes in the gamethread started claiming khamzat again
>>150646165This would probably hurt if I wasn’t an icey ic1. Nice try though HH
>this is a white man according to /pol/tards
>>150646181as a transbian white man i can affirm khamzat is white
What is wrong with ciao borralios face specifically?
Zatdaddy has beautiful olive skin. He’s not some disgusting raw chicken flesh pink piggy
Zatdaddy ain't white but he has 100s of half-white bastard children with 16 yr old swedish girls.
skin color dont matter we all bleed red white and blue
>>150646206Khabib looking a bit zesty there
Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane
>>150641531Imagine having a retarded autist for an older brother who happens to be obsessed with jiujitsu, porn, and steroids, who repeatedly offers up his whore girlfriend for freeuse, which disgusts you because you have morals, and then all of a sudden there's an opportunity to get away from the whole perverted scene and maybe be your own guy for once in your life.
Kino little sizzle reel honestly
This was worth turning on the vpn for
>>150646206Are American fighters bad now or have other people caught up?
We follow K-1.
How will BDS piggies cope when the non-muslim Caucasus champs are the first to lose?
>>150646246Are you getting out enough?
>>150646168but is he brown?noso what is he closer to?
Based K-1 work
>I will not fol-*ACK*
Shalom
>>150646217he looks like an orangutang what are you seeing lmao
>shal- ACK!!
is dana washed?
Hero’s first fight in years and they book Sina lmao these japs honestly bring it on themselves
>>150646332I don't get it? Why did it go grey?
>>150646364prop-o-gander
>>150646356Ian sissycuck garry beat the macaco thougheverbeit
>>150646434what's the purpose of this webm and post?
JOIspinall
>wants to be the next McGregor >skips the title run >taps to a face squeeze
>>150646434why the gold chains? he looks retarded
>>150646480Proud English Chav culture.
I fucked Matsutani Kira
i fucked rin nakai
I do not beelit!
i fucked mauricio luffy
my life is fucked
Vovdaddy is cute
>>150646524this brings me satisfaction
Imanov win, wow! SHOCK UFC RANKINGS!
Rin Nakai nude facesitting dom handjob (5 rounder @ featherweight)
i fucked my siser in law and shes the only bitch ive had sexual relations with so its troubling.. my brother is getting marriedto her in october
>>150646537https://youtu.be/qWKpCmPdGmM?si=wgINQeIMjECq79g2
>>150646541Woah!
We can all agree that Vovdaddy 50-44s strickpiggy in a rematch
holy shit michael just found the gun behind the toilet it looked as if the gun wasn't going to be there for a second
Why does Joshua van sound like a beaner
>>150646557
>>150646548How's life in Alabama treating you dawlg?
>>150646607fuck you shut tfd
>>150646607bodified that freakazoid
>>150646611Oh my bad, b, my bad!
I lied rin wouldn't have me
Wanted to lick my gf's asshole last night but my courage left me... next time huh...
RDR walks down any of these bums, beats them up and subs them
you guys have no hespect*CLAP*WANANOW
>split decision with the corpse of subreddit Rob
>>150646649thats why believing too strongly in your guard is dumbyeah he beat good opponents from a similar position, but he didnt force it in the first round
>>150646649Now that's a fighter, brits could never
>>150646655I can't let you get close
>>150646649Also Craig was robbed in his previous fight
>>150646683His guard jump was him mentally quitting already. He felt outclassed, knew he was retiring and committed octagon seppuku
>>150646693Britain is the island retard
>>150646718Cazzie, pulling guard is his biggest weapon and he won half his fights thanks to it
>>150646724no its not, youre thinking of ireland
>>150646717Shambolic display
Keep an eye out on a kid named ruffy, kid's going to places
>>150646728Yeah but not panicked in the first round like that. Pawg Craig wanted OUT!
Off mushroom picking with a good 8 light 9 IC1
>>150646729What’s that?
Are you not entertained?
>>150640454another shit cr=ard
>cr=ardhehe lard ass bellend can't spell, lad
just got humiliated at the store. Tried to use my credit cr=ard but I didn't have the funds so I had to pay cash
Tom Aspinall burst into tears after watching Tyburya's performance
cr=arppy ass performance from gustaffson, to get exposed 1 minute into the 1st round of the fight.
oh cr=arp what if Cyril Gane kills tom arse=pinall
>>150646798Happened to me last month but I had no cash. Did the Masvidal hand gun thing to the barista as I left my latte on the counter, felt hoenstly badass as fuck.
test
nazi btfo
>>150646820Rindaddy raped a piggy
>>150646885Nazi chud COWERS in fear before POC
Missed the gustafsson fight, I assume he won. VIKING CENTURY
>>150646901Raided unarmed farmers on coast lines
How did Barralho even get this far? He was throwing those janky Nate Diaz punchslaps and mildly discomforting leg kicks. Imavov's face was intact, looked like he came out of a beauty salon, fresh as a daisy.
>>150646855that's epic bro, u should join the UFC
>>150646855I literally instinctively started cowering while reading this post. If you're going to be this kind of rambunctious rabblerouser, please AT LEAST add a trigger warning in the beginning. Some of us can't handle the mental stress of this kind of rubber-burning, trailblazing, hide-tanning scoundrelism.
>>150646206> Country that promotes the event wins more> Country that promotes the event has more fighters on the roster> Country that wants to have an event in the president's building
Same thing in mma, b
>>150646977Arman killed the Spanicuck with elbows from guard
>>150646973I love ur posts man, keep up the good work
i hope delija uses his bonus to get rid of that disgusting third nipple the fucking mutant
I'm very surprised at Ruffy's poor showing. His confidence was completely gone. He looked small in there againts BDS, too.
>>150647051I'm more surprised that BDS lost to Poirier in the way that he did. Considering that Ruffy was just as a crisp striker as Dustin.
>>150647073I still say BDS is a fraud. It's just that, Ruffy was an even bigger fraud.BDS was scared to stand, also.
>Benoit Denis SaintFucking dyslexic retards.
>>150647042Cheers autism reigns supreme
>>150646218Wasn't even at the event
>>150647134he was
Saint DENNIS the Menace
There was nothing Bane could do, Rinat checked in with the Shot Caller and he had more respect on the yard
NEVER EVER BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, AND GIVE UPFucking based.
Why does Mason Jones look so.....so....so Finnish?
>>150647073>I'm more surprised that BDS lost to a veteran of the sportYou shouldn't, Volk vs Lopes was similar, a crafty vet goes a long way and 5 rounds completely shuts off the young up and comer with just feints and a jab, they rush these guys way too fast and result is they get less and less experience and are more likely to be surprised by a style they have never seen before.Coaches are also to blame for this.
AARON FUCKING PICO
Kaue fernandes was the only dauntless brazillian on the card.
>>150647246he would've beaten ziam
Fuck yeah K-1 World Max
>BROKEN by Chris Duncan >BROKEN by Mason JonesWhy can't Oki handle Big Celtic Men?
I thought Guram was a turbofraud, but maybe Kaue is just that good
if a drunk guy takes a swing at you and you hold him down for 15-25 minutes until the cops arrive, they would commend you for not fighting him
The sport just won't feel the same without Craig slopkino
>>150647265hardwick was on 4 days notice up a weight class
Benoit Sweden Denis
>>150647134You missed out
150647300Get that foul shit out of me telly
>>150647300>>150647308tits too small
Sick fight
In a few years, Nina will sorely regret wasting her prime years of fertility being a trashy journo for MMA when she's a childless hag
What did I tell everyone. Imoviv is incredibly good. He's like a Mousassi.I never thought Kyle was great though, sometimes guys just go on win streaks when somehow everything goes their way, until it doesn't. What is actually amazing about his skillset?
>>150647325she'll be 37 this year mate she was out of prime before she even started working for the ufc
>>150647332Just how good is Sean Strickland?
>>150640881Imovov left? What the hell, what happened?
>>150647320also too small
R U F F Y
Mauricio Ruffy made BSD look like Khabib Nurmagomedov out there
>>150641152What makes this picture of Usman so popular?
>>150647287The hard dick sisters are simply not UFC level. The other lost to that pali bum on cantender
>>150647356It was hilarious hearing how much Guru was glazing George before his contender series fight
>>150647356my point is that you can't take anything from kaue's performance as it was a free win
>>150640765He's next to get exposed. He's overrated, not as much as ruffy but he loses to lopes.
>>150647340Not very, his trick is unsophisticated. It's like one of those magic trick that are so shitty you're mad at yourself for not working out when you find out. I think dricus might have initiated the gimmick being uncovered and everyone will beat him going forward
>>150641175Why can't we have good things? Why can't we at least once have an exciting knockout artist who also can defend takedowns and scramble consistently?you do, it's BSD
>>150647265Guram's body was literally falling apart against Kaue. He's already washed but maybe Kaue is really that devastating.
>French fighters went 5-0The Gane effect is inevitable
>>150647406there was only 1 french fighter on the card
>>1506474132 actually, isn't Axel Sola an ethnic Frog?
Albijon wtf kinda name is that
HOLY FUCK
The hammer of Zion
>>150647406>uk and polish fighters went 3-6aspinallbros... im scared
That fight was sick
>>150647415he's the 1 fighterst denis is some sort of mutt
i'm so fat*crowd goes* how fat are youI'm so fat, when I try to squeeze through I inevitably spill all over
Prayers up for Tomala Critical condition, might not make it
>>150647406>>150647437Seriously, what if Gane wins
>people hyped up gustafsson for smudging THE khaos williams
>>150647454We would all dress like gane
>>150647454Guru kills himself on stream
>>150646973Hoenstly? I aplogise, king.
You can tell Tom has let the money and fame change him by how much of a twat he dresses like now
>>150647051his showing is the same as always, he fights clean. In a dirty dog fight guys like that lose. Same with edson, or fiziev. wanna stand in front and have a technical striking battle? All those guys will usually win. Pressure them, grapple and remove space? They are going to have a hard time. I saw bsd by sub a mile away.
Godnihgt
>>150647460Gigolo Gane
>>150647471he's always dressed like a twat, he has fucking awful taste, it's literally scribbled all over his body lmao
>>150647454>what ifit's not a question of what if, it's a question of when
>>150647394Basically, throw random offbeat strikes to distrupt his rythm and never let him get going, get close clinch him dont let him strike at a distance or put together combinations.
Really hyped for tonights card, the fighting nerds are gonna show the world how real they are
>>150647254Post a fucking stream you dunce
Why don't WMMA look like this? USADA has a lot to answer for.
>>150647474Post bet slip
>>150647518Exactly, also aim to always make him move backwards, those faggot jabs won't work at all. Can wait to see the cunt get knocked out cold, I can feel it coming
>>150647474Your analysis is impeccable today, you should apply to be a commentator and kick Anic off. This is the era of the polished athletes
Dricus should be a much easier style for Imavov than Strickland I think he wins quite easily
>>150647616Your sister is an easier style for meeting that your mum is. But why do I need to choose, I'll sex then both
>>150647572I just want a woman like this to violently rape my penis
>>150647413There was 5, faggot
>>150647636Imagine how shit her personality would be. Bonjour
>>150647640you're not french either
>>150647648who cares? i don't
Just got sloppy toppy in the woods ama
>>150647691Last time you got sloppy toppy in the woods?
>>150647691whats her name
The nerds all fight like they are expect to knock out opponents with a single shot and it’s cost 3 losses now
>>150647702Eeva>>150647696Just now
>>150647655I am, nigger
>>150647691Oh shit Finland's here. Today is even more sad, what did you think of Gustafson? I already said that was a possibility but I would've never predicted THAT soon. Come ON
>>150647748We do not sign our posts here :)
>>150647750We don't talmbout it
>>150647810Haha
At least you got suckled, that's one of the best joys in life, that'll take away the pain. I got nothing.Is Imovov winning the belt?
>>150647855Against khamzat? Who knows
>>150647855No, he’s not inbred enough to have pitbull strength. Chimaev glues him to the floor
>>150647576i lost 300 dollars betting on dricus, im good for a bit,
>>150647855Imavov can grapple, If imavov can keep it standing for a round he could KO khamzat. IMO the striking gap is bigger than the grappling gap, but the grappling gap may still be too large for imavov to navigate.
>>150647867No, against Brad Tavarez
>>150647878He does lack that killer instinct that his brothers have which is a shame because he'd be a beast>>150647952Canada is just SMOCKING TODAY>striking gap is bigger than the grappling gap, but the grappling gap may still be too large for imavov to navigateAfter that there just isn't any more for me to add
i could beat khamzat
Hey Canada you're not the super-gay though are you?
>>150648009At what?
>>150648021idk yet
At being a faggot that wears a silk scarf around his Neck and a thick stripe black and while top, and not wearing deodorant. Definitely
>>150648029Toby you rascal he looks like this
no need to be rude what the heck...
>>150648011Im a heterosexual living in a faggot nightmare
>>150648035This goofy fat piece of shit runs poohfc thanks to ari emmanuel and "ariel helwanis"
>>150648075>>150648075>>150648075>>150648075New
>>150648035Kek what is the French government like