it's a SUPER pineapple grapple!!!

suns to make the grand final then get raped by geelong by 100 points ala gws

>Some teenager called me "sir"
It's over.

>>150646677
better than 'unc'

>>150646291
Maybe give the pier a miss this summer

>>150646727
People asking you to leave isn't the same as a kid politely addressing you like you're an old man.

>>150646720
i have no idea what this is

Good evening alf

Mowed the lawns, sat in the sun for a bit and got some vitamin d, listened to some tunes, did a work out, now about to make some chicken pasta. Good arvo

>>150646727
They're humouring you when you hand over the butter chicken and vindaloo. They dont respect you

Wanked twice, had a 3 hour nap, spent 5 minutes trimming a bush, walked the dog, now to shitpost.

>>150638598
so when's dil going to not bullshit and not be a complete hypocrite and do even a token gesture about racism against whites
or anyone else in sport or media or the legislature

Shan't be texting dad a happy father's day

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>>150646846
>The group of people that saw hate speech laws rushed through parliament as a response to an almost certainly staged incident of antisemitic vandalism are accusing police of two-tier policing

>>150646861
I went over to see him but he wasn't home, so I left a note with his present that I got him on his doorstep.

/afl/ - daddy issues edition

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>>150646867

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its R U OK? day in 4 days and when someone asks me if I'm ok I'll say 'no' and then when they ask what's wrong I'll say 'I don't want to talk about it'.

>>150646929
crisp micky

spent 5 days in melbourne, got home and now I'm coming down with a cold. FUCK that shithole

>>150646991
melbourne, more like healthgone LMAO

>>150646861
I don't want him to feel bad, but I'm simply not an NPC and refuse to do such a braindead thing.

>>150646929
R U MICKY?

>R U OK
>no but Steven May

I'm racist as fuck!

>>150647053
no but steven race

are youse blokes even watching west coast vs port?

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How come all Australians that come to the US to play punter in college football look like this? Seriously what is this phenotype called?

>aflw
>not more than 3 goals per quarter
applied to simp for ellie yet mate

>>150647123
Scotch-irish

>>150647123
>ky boy
utterly crisp

>>150647027
kek

>>150647235
>crisp
>not a xavier
?

>>150647160
scotch is a drink mate

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RIP Maru

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>>150647269
Life isn't worth living.

Crazy that a big unco spastic like Mark Jackson could average 4 goals per game in the 80s

Can the cats reach the granny? What's their status?

>>150647295
Yes, legit dangerous

>>150647295
Yeah. I almost feel like you can lock Cats in for a spot in the granny even this far out.

Want a bullet

India’s first class citizens are roughly equal to a 10th class Australian. I’ve done the math

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YOU SIT THERE AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO OR I WILL USE FATAL USE OF FORCE IF I HAVE TO

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new 'rena just dropped
https://youtu.be/YqrPojDHmQM

>jeetjeet jeets in streets
>thinks he's superior
applied for plumbing yet mate

Getting drunk and listening to shitty music

I hate jeetsperg

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Kpop demon hunters let’s goo

Sober and listening to good music

>>150647266
It's a joke about irish blood being 50% alcohol

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shant be watching finals and wont be watching the gf unless suns or bane are in
simple as that

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Say something nice about Cam Rayner, the Number 1 pick.

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shall be taking 'za to the semi

>>150647524
Shit eating grin from day 1

>>150647524
>act like a dickhead a hundred meters off play
>HOW COULD THIS BE
>STAGING
>STATE OF THE GAME
>love big jezza and danger and selwood and tomahawk me
hilarious how the geelong mafia just have a bunch of low IQ blowhards barracking for them in prominent media positions

>>150647269
RIP ._.7

>>150647524
Could be one of the best 5 players in the league if he could play consistently at his best. Don't think that happens at this point though. Will be the guy that can be invisible for a half then break a game open with a purple patch.

lol

snot funny twain

>>150647476
my 2 little nieces like this show too

End the weekend off with an absolute belting of my bumhole.

>>150647605
go iggs!

remember when you sick you used to go to doctors but now yuo just suffer through it wwith no assistance and maybe beg the phartmacism to give you some otc panadol

>>150646991
5 days to get a tranny to suck you off?
grim

>>150647613
I love going to the chemist and having some pimple faced student give me the third degree for wanting some fucking cold meds that aren't a well-known scam dreamed up by greedy fucktards when you decided smurfing pills was a problem (it wasn't). I love being told that I can't buy a 24 pack of apap because some dickhead teenage girl cracked the sads and took a bunch once.

>>150647476
faggot identified

>>150647582
small cats problem

>>150647668
>I should ask /fit/
If you don't want the correct answer, sure.

>>150647668
This is not your blog faggot

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Lets be honest, at the end of the day all we want is a Japanese gf

Lets be honest, at the end of the day all we want is a Collingwood v Geelong gf

>>150647716
what part of India are you from?

>>150647719
this but a geelong v bane gf

>>150646929
>R U OK?
>yeah all good mate, you?
>yeah, good, thanks, how's the missus?
>yeah she's good mate
>good to hear mate, when's smoko?

>>150647730
We already had that, now bane are even more injured

Geelong are just gonna fuck up whoever they play in the grand final

>>150647719
>AFL darlings/umpire's pets vs literal cheating scum
no-one wants this grand final

Is it funny?

>>150647755
>Geelong won't make the top 8
>Geelong won't make the top 4
>Geelong will lose their qualifying ginal
You are here
>Geelong won't win the prelim
>Geelong won't win the GF

>>150647772
>Collingwood win an away against the crows
>win by a substantial margin
>b-but the umps
Cope

>>150647774
>retarded shatters subhuman so braindead he reads a post supporting his horrible team of cap cheating scum and thinks its against them
kill yourself fuckhead

This has unironically been the best result Victorians could hope for. All Vic teams won, with a maxmium of two interstate teams playing prelims.

Plus the seethe on /afl/ has been enjoyable

>>150647774
no one said these things

>>150647788
Absolutely seething lmao. Also not a cats customer, just a proud Victorian

>>150647783
nah i'm happy collingwood beat the crom scum but collingwood are literally the most favoured AFL team, of course a business like the AFL will cater to the team with the largest fanbase. and the scumpire's do typically favour them, the crows game a few weeks ago was one of the very few times they haven't been on the scump's good side. never forget that when daicos flops over the slightest contact they'll fine the opposition.

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>>150647549
The seething geelong customers forget that the whole thing started because Mark O'Connor was given a free kick for "prohibited contact" by Rayner

Rayner then decided to play heel and do the same thing right back, and it mindbroke them.

>>150647805
the victorian cries out as he strikes you

Feels so good being a vicGOD

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prictorians always talk about how great their state is but then move to queensland to get the hell out of their shithole of a state kek
go back if you love it so much fuckheads

Can't wait for the pozztorians to come crashing back to earth when it's a Adelaide vs Brisbane granny.

>>150647839
So you may not know this, but Queensland and Victoria are part of the same country. There are Qlders who move to Vic, but you never see Victorians seething about Qlders who move down here

I wasn't joking when I predicted Crows by 12 goals and Freo by 14 goals

>>150647774
I thought they might lose their qualifying final. Never said the rest. They're a top 4 team that was gifted a bottom 4 draw. In a relatively even competition being able to have a fit and rested best 23 available in finals is probably the difference maker. Injuries have cooked Bane, Adelaide don't look ready for finals and their bogey team is now out of finals. It's Cats flag to win from here.

>>150647420
crisp

>>150647859
that's because very few do, why would anyone move to a shithole like victoria unless they are escaping somewhere worse? to an indian smellbum is heaven, to me a brisGOD it's worse than mumbai

huh

Only the soulless move to Queensland

>>150647788
Come fucking do it then bitch! Tell me to kill myself, fucking come do it yourself cunt

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ccaaawwwwWWWW

>>150647839
ballina is as north as they (can afford) to go

Third diarrhoea of the day.

South Australia is the absolute shittest state in Australia

>>150647970
*bes it*

>>150647965
Cant stop laughing at this post

Idk how people survive in Queensland, just catch fish and find coconuts?

>>150647992
Th-thanks

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plenty of waterholes

Anybody here work in law?

yeah man the law of all evils

Have I ever told you blokes that I fucking love you more than life itself?

>>150648231
WINNAR

>>150648196
Yeah i've read the bible.

I want to kill my self hahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

>>150647859
The 'brisbaners' who moved to melbourne did so because the 'scene' wasn't woke and international enough for them. That was an 00s phenomenon. The odd thing is since covid there are now victorians everywhere here, specifically in west end and newstead. Why do you think our housing market is now far more expensive than melb?
Jokes on them, them vacating areas of melb are being taken up by turbo OS immigration. making it an even bigger shithole. Also Qlders wear their racism as a badge of honour, where fags down south want to hug a jeet

Been married to a female for 4 years and I have only been attracted to females my entire life. However, lately I get this insatiable appetite for a dick in my mouth. Haven’t sucked one yet but I think it’s coming. Hey, I’ll suck yours if you suck mine?!?! Then we won’t be schlong slurping virgins anymore!

Look at us all trying to graduate into the cock sucking world. It’s coming!

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I'm going to become a human weapon and dispatch my foes.

Really don't want to go to this job interview tomorrow morning

/alf/ group masturbation session when
Georgie Lyall

What job

>>150648306
Maybe you're bisexual?

queensland should secede and get rid of all prictorian scum
however we should also get rid of NRL because that sport fucking sucks

>>150648417
on that history, the only reason why the nrl is sydney centric is because of pokie machines. end of. without the gambling money in the 1970s it would have been 50/50 split between brisbane and sydney

Take it to /nrl/ mate

I'm 27 and never even had a birthday party

>>150648490
and where should all the homosexual thread chatter go to?

>>150648512
Stirling Cooper

Pies is part of /alf/

Recent spanian vid is a flop

I don’t know what’s wrong with me

But I'm not part of pies. That was a guy. Rec female one

>>150648512
kurt capewell

crazy how a lot of apartments around these days are just glorified motels

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>>150648512
Angela White

>>150648626
Jeez didn't realise she was so old.

>>150648643
no but steven age

i'm a bane member and i will not be going to the q-clash final because i am sick of how fucking garbage the footy is this year.
the officiating has been shithouse, but so has the quality of play. not a single team in the top 8 deserves the flag, not even MY bane. any team that kicks 20+ behinds should be at risk of being disbanded not playing in finals.
this year is a new low.

Can't shake this stench of shit in here, and it's got nothing to do with the bumming I just gave myself.

Miss RC so much

>>150648643
I think that's why she specifically avoids doing any kind of milf porn, so people don't think of her as old.

>>150648626
>debut 2004
there are porno girls born after she debuted who have walled and retired

>>150648231
heh those wacky japs

>>150648231
>woman doesn't cop shit for hitting a guy in current year
>man cops shit for hitting a woman in current year in self defence
really makes you think

>>150646612

every grand final i put $100 on one of the teams to win by 60+, i started doing it in 2019 and its hit 4 times since, some grand finals you just know whos the better team. Cats vs Swans in 2022 was the easiest call of my life

malaga market la, u in moite?

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australians got stabbed

>>150649969
They the two dead boys? Worried it would be another white kid like that Declan 14 year old that got stabbed a bazillion times by 9 of them.

need a 'no

>>150650136
Platoon

>>150650136
margin call

>>150649969
>australians

anyone seen eddington?

>declan
and nothing of value was lost

>>150649969
Senseless violence against our children

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>>150650136
Star Trek Deep Space 9

>>150650386
White lives are of value, invader cockroaches not so much

A Wednesday
Tumbbad
Hbo the penguin

I hate Flando

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>>150650805
kkkKKKORR

>>150650136
Naked Prey

>Oh please please allow me in your club

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cawcawcawvawcawxawcaw

kek reddit is so conceited I was looking up an youtube channel that has now been deleted
all these commies were saying shit on reddit like suckitt dumb fascist hillbillies a commie learnt off your channel

this begs the question is the channel your are learning off dumb therefore the knowledge is useless

or

is the hillbilly smart and the channel worth learning from meaning they had knowledge you a communist didn't

>>150650136
blue murder
>>150652694
r-real communism has never been tried you hecking chud

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>>150652694

>>150652886
applied to be a subreddit mod yet mate

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>>150652913
nigga you're the one on there complaining about it here. kys

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>>150652952
he's not me retard

>>150653003
boring person you are

>NOO EVEEY POST YOU MAKE HAS TO STIMULATE MY ADHD

>>150652886
nah it's just I found it funny commies simultaneously rip on some hillbilly for being fascist aka just liking freedom but then take thier information because it's actually useful and spread it around commie circles

they don't even have the decency to respect their enemy "the average man" when he comes up with something good


this is also a surefire way to tell if they capture you they will torture you to death as they don't respect their enemy "the average person"

https://vocaroo.com/1kKgRGPzugH9

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>>150648751
yeah it's almost embarrassing following this sport at this point.
players dobbing on other players for making high school tier insults (t. crowsfag), players into fragrances, designer clothing, painting their nails, 5+ minute long darcy moore speeches and welcome to countries, aflw, opening round, what a shitshow.

We should switch to kabbadi

>>150654811
I would rather watch rugby

>>150653759
Forget your Seroquel, lad?

>>150654410
not what i was complaining about at all, i could put up with that but the game itself is fucking shit. when brisbane scored 0.8 in the first qtr against hawthorn i said that i was going to stop watching footy this year. this was supposedly the best team last year, the one that beat teams higher than them and took the long road to the grand final. the only major change from last year is a few more injuries and no daniher and yet the accuracy this year has been absolutely pathetic.
also this is a new low for umpiring, even as a banespastic that rayner shit was pathetic. but to be fair, 1. the cats are literally salary cap cheating scum protected by the footy media racket and 2. no-one says a word when little naicos flops like rayner did, in fact his opponents actually get fined, meanwhile the afl has to come out and apologise for the rayner stuff because it happened to a pozztorian team. all that does is throw the umpires under the bus, like they did during that lachie shultz concussion incident. what a joke.

Why did those Melburnians not dispose of their machetes in the machete disposal bins? They were strongly advised to dispose of their machetes in the machete disposal bins!

Pretoil wank

Good morning alf

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good morning gooblas

>>150670139
mornin' sunshine

>>150649969
>one holding a sneaker
>the otheer wearing a basketball jersey
lol

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Guess who I met, anons

>>150671693
your maker? rip in pieces fatty.

Monday morning diarrhoea.

https://www.judgments.fedcourt.gov.au/judgments/Judgments/fca/full/2025/2025fcafc0125

>“The appellants pay the respondent’s costs of the appeal (including the costs of the argument that there be a lump sum costs order), fixed in a lump sum in the amount of $149,000.”

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>>150672251
>Facebook/Bigfooty/Reddit NPC reactions

>>150672251
>Lawyers are Finlaysons Lawyers
any relation?

>I have not seen or been presented with any material facts or evidence that shows to not accept payment by way of promissory note is not a commercial default and dishonour upon the defaulting party and does not automatically discharge all liability against the maker by reason a payment refused discharges all liability to pay a debt, and I believe sincerely that none exists.
thats some exemplary schizo posturing if I ever read some.

>>150670824
x

>>150671945
Jealous, I’m plugged up

>>150672694
>Tony Lockett has entered the thread

The judge is going to town on Erin's ass, 3 life sentences kek
>meanwhile niggers suspended sentence, good behaviour bond